Games You Hate, Everyone Loves

Can we get a thread going about games in a series, that everybody thought was awesome, but you felt sucked? To make it more clear, I mean where there were multiple games in a series (like Metal Gear), and the one game that everybody agrees is the best, you hate.

Pic related is that game for me. One referring to the original trilogy, everyone always says that Warped was the best Crash game. It's also the one that introduced most normalfags to the series. For some reason, I have never really liked this game, despite what peopel say, and I have always thought that the best Crash game ever made was Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back.

I always thought that 2 was the best, because it took everything good about the 1st Crash game, and made it a little bit better. The boss fights were better, there was less annoying backtracking, and the firefly levels were fucking awesome, compared to the attic ones. I can definitely see an argument for 1 or 2, but not 3. I felt that three was easier, the music was shittier, the bosses were stupider, the power-ups were a lame gimmick, and the animal riding stages sucked when compared to un-bearable.

Fuck off reddit

So basically you didn't even try to get the relics then. No user, you are the casual.

Also, Warped introduced normalfags to a mascot platformer that had massive advertising campaigns since the first game? Come on.

fella, kill yourself.
also check em.

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FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 20 years (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN Holla Forums?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY Holla Forums! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want tumblrtale discussion….

YOU HAVE TUMBLRTALE DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

OP


Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

Jesus, and I thought the Tumblrtards getting triggered was autistic enough.

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This place is fucking retarded now.

You're fucking retarded if you didn't recognize this as copypasta.

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hi brazil

Says the guy who can't read the thread topic

oh fuck

I agree about the powers in 3, Crash's gameplay was solid enough without them in 2.


That's some delicious pasta

When the fuck was this? I remember (215).

Dumb nigger, try reading a book or two.

The birth of a pasta

Is just a picture, calm down

Either that or he got into the liquor. Catnip and tequila are the two best things you can feed a cat.

Or, you know asleep.

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From the last time we had a genesistale thread.

I don't know anyone who started crash with 3, and I've seen the few people who said it was their favorite/best in the trilogy. Almost everyone agrees 2 is the best.

check em and kys reddit

Excellent concept and soundtrack, but the wonky physics, stiff controls, and cheap level design really rub me the wrong way. Never could force myself through it.

999
the circlejerk of an unlikeable bitch looking for a timeline where she can prevent her own death, removes all agency of the player

Its an incredibly short game.

i want to kill myself for buying it

Its actually just a cat who looks like that when sleeping.

ALL ROLE PLAYING GAMES.
These boring pieces of shit are a fucking disgrace to the entire point of bringing games to video.
The first video games were tennis for two and pong, they are games of skill, in full motion. Because that's what you need a computer to calculate, and can't do with a pen and paper.

The shit puts me to sleep, and all my life growing up it seemed like I was the only one in the world who wanted to put a bullet in my head when I tried to play pokemon.

Maybe you should do it.

I still couldn't do it. After Chapter 12 or so it was just giving me a headache to think about playing.

1/5

is someone going to post Mass Effect 3 or a Telltale game next or something? chirst

Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of the driving/flying stages but man I wish the box counter was in Sonic's Ass 2. Realizing you missed one box in a stage was a punch in the gut.

Shit combat, shit story, shit world, shit quests. Skyrim/10

shit taste/10

what a shitty opinion

Warped had way too many of the mini game levels. I always dreaded the swimming and jetski levels, then this piece of shit expected you to play them a second time for Time Trial. In the previous games it was a nice little break from the constant platforming to just run away from a boulder or ride a speedy animal, but Warped takes it too far and has you off of your feet for every other level, and platforming was what I like the Crash games for to begin with.

I only played Wrath of Cortex once, but I remember not liking it for the same reasons.

t. dark souls fan

So much shit taste in this thread

ASSFAGGOTS

Everyone loves this shit, but I just think it's fucking retarded.

Have to agree there. Especially since many of them like to have shut that can be obtained only through money.

I hate serious sam. I really hate serious sam, i mean i really really hate serious sam. It's popularity perplexes me because its a horrid piece of shit that does almost everything wrong. Its a shit shit videogame and i have no idea how people can like that fucking dull piece of bland fucking diarrhea shit. Fuck serious sam. Fuck serious sam, fuck serious sam. FUCK SERIOUS SAM, ITS BLAND SHIT.

The rest I can compromise on, but that's just flat out fucking wrong.

Muh nigguh.

I will fight both of you at the same thing. Apologize right now for your pleb tendencies.

Fuck you. Bioshock always been shit.

I played a demo and the pawns would not shut the fuck up. If I can make them shut up, I might consider giving this game a second glance.

This. Though for me hard mode was the killer. Who the fuck thought compensating the player for playing in the harder difficulty was a good idea? Now i never want to touch this game ever in my life, even if its GOTYAY.

There are only two swimming levels in the game. That said, yeah, there are a few too many vehicle levels. I think it's something like 13 out of 32 levels. Swimming, riding the tiger, and the airplanes aren't bad, those are only two levels each, but there are four jet ski levels and four motorcycle levels, IIRC. That said, while I would have appreciated more actual platforming levels, the vehicle levels are still fun. They're all well made.

Can somebody who feels the same and thought about it more tell me why?
Honestly couldn't play more than 4 hours of this.
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

They took away many of the comfy aspects of the previous titles and removed them, watering down the mechanics and world to make it more mainstream.
The thing is they thought adding more lines of dialogue would make the game more immersive, and while many people would agree (plebs) it really doesn't.

For example, books.
If I'm roleplaying as someone who has to defeat a creature they haven't fought before obviously I won't know its weaknesses or fighting style.
The first witcher allowed you to buy books for creatures to learn their weaknesses and such, this allowed you to become immersed since you would buy the book before going on a quest, read the bestiary, and craft the necessary potions.

I knew the game was shit when I hit an enemy with my sword for the first time, and for 2 reasons.
1) "Bestiary added!" : In no way did my character just learn enclycopedic knowledge about this creature, at the very most after several encounters you should have added info saying if they hunt in packs and their general strength.

2) IT FUCKING MADE ME DRAW OUT THE CORRECT SWORD:
This was just shit, such a simple thing to learn, use steel against baddies and silver against monsters.
This of course was too hard for plebs so they had to ruin one of my favorite rpgs ever.
Can't even properly set up for a quest anymore since bestiary is useless and potions only have to be made once.

I read almost nothing on this game, I actually didn't go on Holla Forums (OG Holla Forums) for a year.
I was hype, not the type of hype that makes you get let down, the hype you get when you trust a company to make a game you will enjoy.
The witcher 3 is shit, it's an openworld piece of shit that only excels in marketing, they took what the masses wanted and made a game.
Sadly the masses do not like RPGs or immersion, since true immersion allows both the bad and good of fucking shit up.