DAMN

Coffin has a real doll, she had surgery to try to become her.

Peter, you realize if you keep posting threads like this your past is going to be brought up every single time, right?

Peter was single for a long, long time. Then one day he had an Asian girlfriend. "She" would tweet very stereotypical jokes about being a dumb asian who wanted his penis, but Peter came afoul of some Asian fashion blogger, and she recognized that all the pictures of Peter's "girlfriend" were actually of a Korean model.

Peter quickly deleted her persona entirely and claimed he'd been fooled, that he believed her, and he'd never met his girlfriend. That he has been catfished.

Some time later, Peter suddenly had a wife. There was no courtship, no blossoming relationship, just one day Peter was married to a woman again from another country, this time Scotland. People were suspicious and dug through all of his videos. It was found that in several of his videos he demonstrated that 1. He liked playing with puppets and stop motion. 2. He owned a realdoll. and 3. In several of the oddly edited videos of his "wife" it was actually a very obvious doll. The video most often pointed out is one with a title like "puppy likes hair" where he claims it's his wife, but it's very obviously crawling over a realdoll.

His "wife" then started running a tumblr exactly like the one the fake asian girlfriend ran, terribly unfunny jokes in Peter's style all agreeing with him and praising him. All the pictures were awkward gifs and angle shots that concealed identifying features with things like snapchat features. When she finally appeared live on video, she looked like a completely different person. Instead of huge breasts, she was flat chested. Her face had some minor deformities and braces as she couldn't close her mouth properly.

It's my belief that she's real, but has undergone extensive plastic surgery and either got implants or is simply still wearing a fake padded breast set. In posts "she" made on tumblr she claimed to have borderline personality disorder. If you know about BPD, it makes the entire relationship make sense, as she also claimed to be a sex obsessed virgin who in under a month from meeting him online moved to the US to marry Peter and carry his child.

As a borderline, she's probably had dozens of sexual partners, but they try to become what their partner finds attractive. Peter wanted a busty virgin, so she created a false image of one. Borderlines target pathetic people with low self-esteem, try to become their ideal mate, make them fell in love, then spend the rest of their relationship destroying their life. They begin demanding things to prove your love. She probably got him to pay for the trip, demanded a baby, demanded an engagement ring, demanded they marry, demanded they move somewhere nicer, and demanded round after round of plastic surgery. Notice his hair is now completely gray? At the same time they're constantly having affairs with other people.

So my theory is that she's real, but early on he did fake some stuff, and her breasts were never real, and he was always running the tumblr.

She's a hired escort he uses for photo's. No idea why /cow/ went full cow and thought it was a realdoll though when there's an obvious simple explanation.

Because they found the realdoll model. He definitely has and used one. The escort was later.

Despite his attempts at gaslighting. I have no doubt that he has a doll. Also there's been multiple girls at this point, and none of them look like the same person. The braces girl does not look like the doll, and she doesn't look like the new plastic cunt either, but I could believe she had surgery.

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This bit makes sense if you assume the child is not his. I remenber he posted her documments online and the kid birth certificate. While her documents were real, the birth certificate was clearly edited. The whole story start to make sense if you assume she flew to the US and had a shotgun wedding with him to get a greencard.

Damn she is sexy! And hilarious to boot! Yesterday she made a killer mac & cheese and it was the best Peter Coffin had ever tasted. Can this guy's life get any better?

is she into bimboification?

This sick fuck is smocking clorox? he aged fifty years since the realdoll fiasco

a Holla Forums namefag interviewed /ourguy/ about the benefits of true communism

I think she discovered Peter during the Kimi incident and wanted to become the next kimi

/r/ing MakeApp on her. I sense shenanigans are afoot.

there was a sex doll involved at some point, I have evidence, but it's on my other comptuer

she's such a doll

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A) None of them are the same person, or
B) she's just gotten fatter and fatter.

You too can have a woman that looks like that for less than 100$ an hour, just like him.

jesus,it's been only 3 years
i wonder how toiletnigga is these days

Is that how much hookers cost?

you wish you looked as hot as him. The grey suits well, he unironically could pull any bitch he wants as long as he says the right things.

It happens. My uncle went grey at like 28.

He more or less confirms his wife is an illegal in the CONleaks, which is why she's still on the electoral rolls in Scotland and the Fraud Tools tripfag found no data on her.