ITT: Deepest Lore

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

Ditto is a failed clone of Mew
possibly the liquid that Mewtwo was cloned in

please post things that actually aren't immediately obvious

All urls found in this thread:

uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Exit_to_Springfield?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._L._Zamenhof
lmgtfy.com/?q=Nuclear winter
megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Pseudoroid)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Azure_Flute
serebii.net/events/dex/493.shtml
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_Conquest
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-life

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

The M on Mario's hat stands for "Mario"

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

>Manny Pardo was the Miami Mutilator

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Not Holla Forums per se, but am I the only person who seems to remember a Simpsons episode guest starring OJ Simpson that was conveniently erased from history because it ran about two weeks prior to his arrest?

I haven't been able to find it on YT, torrents, anywhere, and nobody I've talked to seems to think it ever existed

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

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Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

can you describe the episode in a little more detail

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

On a more serious note, this guy was a veteran in Hawaii on the Russian side

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

23 people died in an attempt to legalize smoking white cinnamon while hanging from your toes
The year was yellow courtyard

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Venom Snake wasn't actually Big Boss

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

Vivec wasn't a hermaphrodite, but he was both a man and woman at the same time

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Zelda is not the guy

Its the princess

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

The pills that the Son takes are derived from so-called "alien plants" in Hawai'i.

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

Do you derive amusement from posting this shit?

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

John Marston had visions of death before the end of the game

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

I BET THE SJWS DID THIS THEY WANTED TO HIDE LGBT AGENDA IN MORROWIND

vivc is one hell of an asshole in both forms

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

There is no way that's true

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

What, do you mean Ditto being a clone?

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

No not that

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Being undead is the natural state of things, and the primordial serpents just want to return things to normal

Nope, the nature of Vivec is that he's a hypocrite

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

Mario and Luigi are actually brothers

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

I can't remember very much, it was definitely like season 4-6 around there

David Clark
David Clark

Samus Aran is actually just a normal girl that lives inside a robot suit named Metroid Prime.

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

MGSV is about one of the Boss's deepest converts being forced to realize that his idol, the man he gave his life to protect, is just a battle hungry warlord chasing phantoms and causing as much turmoil as he thwarts

Then he decides to work alongside him anyway, surrendering any sort of deeper meaning in life besides fighting, and becomes a demon

just like Snake

Becoming the demon is not about any sort of horrible war crimes, nasty betrayals, owning nukes, or even killing people in the first place, it's about giving up on peace

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Really? But Luigi is considerably taller than Mario and has a distinct personality from him.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

In Donkey Kong the playable character is actually Mario from Mario Kart.

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

How come these threads are always people posting the same trivia and fanwank theories instead of discussing actual lore.

There's like 40 fucking halo novels, and there;s hundreds of minature books INSIDE the elder scrolls games. the Souls games have plenty of hidden environmental bullshit, etc.

How come none of that shit ever gets discussed?

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

Fine, the Rookie was killed in a side novel because 343 was resentful that ODST still managed to outsell their recent abortion, Halo 5

Benjamin Robinson
Benjamin Robinson

ye
on a related note, Waluigi isn't related to Wario. He's just some dude who shows up to play tennis and drive go-karts

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

Electrode's mouth is a voltorb's eye

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

MGS4's old Big Boss wasn't actually Big Boss. The real Big Boss's body was burned with EVA. The Big Boss you meet is actually Ocelot in disguise.

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

The Party Girl in Terraria is actually a trap.

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

Yoshi doesn't really get embrassed when he poos oug eggs in front of mario
You wouldn't wanna know what the eggs smell like haha after all you wouldn't smell them, for laughs

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

That's where you're wrong user. Morrowind has had discussions long times past lurk some of those threads for those games more. The rest is eh, most people resent Halo and Dark Souls because the people browsing Holla Forums are retarded

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

That was Solidus that burned. You can tell by which eye is covered

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Interesting take, too bad that BB's turn from leader of a mercenary nation that holds the world accountable to mutually assured destruction with his own Nuke, into fucking asshole that just wants to dominate the whole world with a nuke came out of left field and we didn't even really see it play out anyway

not to mention Venom has pretty much no reason not to Turn BB over to the Patriot AI and just take the whole thing over himself, especially after being screwed over by him twice.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

haha?

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

no such thing, Own all the good seasons on dvd

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

newfag?

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

New blood came out before Halo 5, so no, it's not due to sales butthurt; and his death was fine; and here's why:

It's not like he was being used for anything else anyways, might as well have him show up one more time and get some use out of him. His death also doesn't really close any doors on story opportunities, there;s nothing unique he offered that another character couldn't also do., and they can always go and tell more stories about shit he did earlier in his carrier in future novels if they want to. (Speaking of, if you haven't read evolutions, it has a story in it that features him as well. ) Also, if he lived, he'd become an s4, and that would ruin literally everything that makes him cool. So yeah, if anything, him dying saved him from becoming lame as balls.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on my opinions on it because whenever I see people whining about his death I post the above and then nobody says anything else.

But let's be real,. you just want to whine about 343, you don't actually care how good or bad their choice was. There's plenty of legitimately bad shit you could complain about, like how fucking badly cortana and john;s personalities and how rampancy and AI's work are butchered in 4, but no, you choose to bitch about something totally innocuous

Also Halo 5's MP and core gameplay is great even if the story and SP is trash.

But I wanna actually talk about lore, so instead of arguing, let's move back to bungie era stuff just so we don't bitch at each other: What do you think Truth was planning on doing with the slipspace crystal shards from first strike? It's never been followed up on and I have no clue what bungie was thinking they wanted to do with them?

Also, what's a novel you'd like to see made about? I'd love to see something taking place during the taming of the hunters, since we still know jack shit about their society and culture

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

the reason why paul denton always took a nonlethal approach
was because he didn't want to kill his own men whom he sympathized with

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

The Unown radio signal is the same melody as the Azure Flute
The Azure Flute is used to summon Arceus

What does this mean???

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

Keats is a Folk

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

It's pretty obvious that there's some connection between arceus and the unown, arceus also summons a cloud of unown when he creates the universe to give you a giratina/palkia/dialga

a popular fan theory is the unown are actually the "thousand arms" arceus's dex entries mention

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

master hand and crazy hand
master core
where is crazy core

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

Breath of Fire 3 is post-nuclear war. It specifically implicates atomic weaponry, Myria as a hyper advanced A.I. trying to imitate a deity.

Now here is the thing everyone misses:
Pico is literally half of the entire story. If you pay attention to everything that happens during both lab chapters, you see that the great tree was appropriating their experiments for two ends, both essentially the ability for vegetation to survive in radioactive environments. They had already succeeded at making crops that thrive when exposed to radiation. The second, and you learn this by paying attention to the mutant plant, is that Pico is the great tree's major gambit for the future. Pico doesn't just thrive, but absorbs radiation. It regenerates him. If you take Pico to all the great tree's, you get a lot of special dialogue.

This is why:
At the end of the game, you see Pico planting himself (which then makes sense why he looks like a bud), and becoming a great tree in the old/new world. The great tree, and the rest of nature, will retake the great desert through Pico, because he will be able to absorb and utilize the radiation leftover from the great atomic war. Thus bringing life back to the desert of death (which is implied to be the entire planet except for the little area myria isolated). This is also why many people are confused by the events of the ending and the strange conversation they have.

I was about to go off into this huge character analysis but I'll leave it at this. It's an incredibly tightly written narrative. One of the best in the biz.

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

The player is crazy core

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

totally innocuous
Murdering one of my favorite characters in a retarded way and separating their team in ways that don't make sense is more than innocuous. But that's daring to assume 343 didn't do the retarded thing and kill off ODSTs in favorite of S4s in Halo 4, so its for the best.

anyways

Truth was probably just collecting anything that could be weaponized, that or those crystals lead to the Ark. The hunters would be cool, since they were described as "warrior poets" in Cole Protocol.

I'd personally like more novels about Keyes's adventures in space, or in a full Admiral Cole novel. Maybe an alternate reality novel where Reach isn't invaded, the Pillar of Autumn doesn't go to the Halo ring, and instead goes on their mission to fuck shit up in Covenant space.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Moltres
Zapdos
Articuno

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

It aired before DVDs even existed user. They didn't re-release it

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

You repost that every goddamn time and it still isn't credible or interesting.

James Lee
James Lee

tres
dos
uno

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

9849335
Its more what it implies about their personality than anything.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

The Gen 2 elemental dogs didn't have naming conventions of cuatro, cinco, seis

Isaiah Rivera
Isaiah Rivera

Murdering one of my favorite characters

People die in halo user. A lot. And often ungloriously. This has been the case since fall of reach. I don't think it's fair to say 343 isn't allowed to kill off important characters in certains ways just because people like them.m

Truth was probably just collecting anything that could be weaponized,

I don't buy it, he specifically mentions it's for a "purpose", and tells tartarus to send out an assassination order for the people who collected it so nobody would know they existed.

The hunters would be cool, since they were described as "warrior poets" in Cole Protocol.
Ghosts of onyx, actually, not cole protocole. It was the only time to date we've had any sort of thing take place from a hunter's point of view, and it was only a single chapter.

or in a full Admiral Cole novel.
I've really never been interested in cole or his antics and i'm not sure what other people see in him or his story that makes it interesting to them. I agree the harvest campaign could be explored a bit more, but I don't think anything interesting would come out of Cole speffically.

Something else i've been thinking of recently is a sort of post apocalyptic mad max style story or game taking place on Dosiac after the brute's nuclear war that knocked them back to the medieval era. Looking at concept art for brutes, a ton of it looks like roman or gladitaror armor already and their tenancy to just slap blades on fucking everything would fit it really well.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

Entei
Suicune
Raikou

tei
une
kou

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Mozart still alive
implying Orson Welles isn't the true ghost walking among us

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

cuatro
??????

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Did you know that mario kart and mario golf feature the same characters.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

am I missing something here?

John Jackson
John Jackson

But are they really the same? Some believe Mario Kart and Mario Golf are parallel Mario universes

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

Are they both QPU aligned?

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

I'd imagine not.

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

I know I sure as hell derive amusement from reading it

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

une = 1
kou = 2
tei = 3

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

in what language

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

esperanto

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

where do they speak that? I've never heard of it before.

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

esperaland

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

All the theme songs in Jojo's All Star Battle are remixes of the stand/namesake's inspiration: Rohan has got a rocking version of Heaven's Door leitmotif, Lisa Lisa has got "Lost in Emotion" by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, even Josuke8/Josefumi has got a fighting-like version of Soft & Wet.

There's only two characters that don't fit this theme:

- Pucci, because his theme (even the story mode one) is a Stairway to Heaven speedy remix. This was done to reference the fact Araki wanted to call Made in Heaven that, but it felt the latter song had more in common with Pucci's role;

- Valentine's, because, for some odd pure coincidence, it references The Wall. Either Araki has been through a reset, can Bite the Dust his way back in time or he knows things we are not meant to know.

Also other funny tidbits:

The bullet holes effect you get whenever you defeat a boss in ASB's Campaign mode are shaped in the same pattern as those that defeated Hol Horse in his second apparition
Ghiaccio is in charge of the Jojo-dictionary. For the most who skipped part V, he's the one character that complains a lot about names
Reimi's corner is very slightly visible in ASB's version of Morioh-cho, but for some reason, the "hitbox" for the flag that activates the Situation Finish extends almost through the entire stage in a narrow line.
Gold Experience Requiem can protect Giorno from Pucci's time manipulation and King Crimson's Epitaph
Gold Experience's punches reflect various scenes or attacks performed on the receiving character: it will stick its thumb in Jonathan's eye (like Dio Brando did in the boxing match), force Pucci's head into his other hand and even make Polnareff's tongue stick out humorously
Kawajiri's Bite the Dust can revert any stand or character to their original form: Tusk Act 4 goes way back to Act 1, for example
Vanilla Ice can drain blood even though he never learnt about being a vampire until Polnareff killed him
Throwing vampire characters down DIO's Mansion in Cairo in broad daylight will make them vaporize, while other characters just fall to their doom
There are unused files that indicate that Diego Brando was either planned or partly implemented in the game, but scrapped later on

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

They don't, esperanto was one of those 'make a language everyone can speak' sort of things but as far as I know it's failed like shit because it's not the langauge of an actual country (at least one anyone cares about) so no one can really be assed to learn it.

Great concept.
Dogshit execution.

Luis Long
Luis Long

Whenever you're playing a game with a soundtrack, there's a band right off camera playing the music. In Pokemon it's the wild Pokemon singing, in fighting games it's a group behind the camera entertaining people, in Sonic Chronicles it's a midget having a seizure on his little electronic keyboard.

It's supposed to be a universal language, because English is a really shit second language to have to learn. Adoption halted when the Internet happened.

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

T-thanks you guys, this is why I made this thread.

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

the souls series
white people and japs need to have more kids.

seriously that's what Miyazaki has been trying to say through the "soulsborne" series and the nature of the fire/blood being analogous to life and procreation.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Mario is a clone.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Which King Crimson song do they use?

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

epitaph

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Shit, really? I don't hear it.

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

Monster Hunter is actually confirmed by extra materials to be a post apocalyptic setting.

An unnamed Ancient civilization is what is responsible for weaponry such as the Switch Axe, Gunlance, and were capable of extreme feats of architecture and technology that isn't able to be replicated easily in the year the game is played in but the Ruins are easily seen in many levels (4U;s Expedition missions, the Tower and Castle Schrade arenas are also the most obvious locations but with influence seen in other places)
Their greatest claim to fame was their ability to use the life of wyverns to create tings like the Dragonators or abominations called the Equal Wyvern Weapon\Wyvern Machine Soldier, which is made of the material of hundreds of dragons, and was stated to be able to become stronger and longer lived the more blood it shed. All of this was doing apparent damage to the natural cycle of nature and triggered the Great Dragon Wars.

The war was going in favor of the ancient humans until eventually the Perfect Enemy for Humanity appeared Fatalis who is recorded as
When the world is full of wyverns\The legend is revived\Meat is eaten, Bone is crunched\And blood is sucked up dry
He burns the earth\and melts through iron\He boils the rivers\and mows down trees\He awakens the winds\and lights an inferno
He is called Fatalis\The wyvern of destiny\He is called Fatalis\The wyvern of destruction\Call for help\Run for your lives\And don't forget to\Pray to the skies

It's unknown just how humanity survived, but they never did recover, so it seems that Fatalis accomplished its work by destroying all of the high technology of the ancient civilization, and the Fatalis still exists (the OG one is thought to be the aged form of the original Fatalis, with the Black and Crimson Fatalis being offshoots of it), and is most likely waiting to punch Humanity back down if they ever start getting clever again with their tinkering.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Seems like lost potential, kinda sad.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

According to SSBB's subspace emissary, shadow bugs are extracted from Mr Game and Watch
Master Core uses a similar substance known as the swarm
Is this deepest lore or is Sakurai just reusing concepts?
Also when you pause the game and zoom into the center of the Battlefield or Final Destination you will find a core inside the stages. These cores are absent in SSB4

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

it was a plan to consolidate North America into one country and have the spic hordes outbreed whites to create a permanent Latino divide.

be glad it never fell through.

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

I always assumed the fatalis was a creation as well as a super weapon, since many descriptions of his carves and drop items imply manufacturing. And a lot more of them imply, quite literally, nuclear power and radioactive decay. Which would make sense why they don't age like the other natural animals and wyverns. Why it emits special properties. Why the dragon element always looks crazy strange (and oddly high-tech if you think about it). Also why a lot of the aggressive wyverns are weak to dragon. It would be the weapon to end all other weapons.

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

Meh, it was based on Spanish. Nothing of value was lost.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

The Party Girl in Terraria is actually a trap.
The Party Girl in Terraria is actually Ponka Po.

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

To say that it was based on spanish is just raw ignorance, it was based on at least 5 different languages.

Zachary James
Zachary James

Yes, I just read the wiki. My raw mistake.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

I challenge you to produce some kind of evidence of those tooltips. Also the dragon beats dragon thing is super common in Eastern mythology, where dragons aren't just big lizards, but actually divine creatures. It shows up in pokemon, too.

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

Vivec acts exactly like his anticipation: decides to be female or male when it benefits Vehk's schemes the most.

The best example is Sermon 14. She lays with Molag Bal to reduce his power, then He then has a spear measuring contest with every sentient being nearby to show off that he made his spear better by stealing from Molag Bal's.

uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14

Easton Young
Easton Young

Fatalis was a creation
Sorry to say but he seems to be more of a direct manifestation of Natures Wrath directed at humans doing some forbidden alchemy shit. But if we're talking this vein, I personally feel if any of the elder dragons were constructed it would have to be Gogmazios, nothing about that monster seems organic.

Why it emits special properties
My take is because a limitex form of the life extraction exists in the form of smithing, dragon element is only available from Elder Dragons which are very unique creatures in this setting, rare and just plain fucking odd, it'd make sense that by imbuing a weapon with some of their properties you'd get something very special.

of course this also falls apart a bit when you consider you get Dragon weapons from S.Zinogre (But that could have to do with the strange insects it gathers as opposed to the Fulgurbugs normal Zinogre attracts) and our good friend Deviljho

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

Wow.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

The flower in the divine roost is the bionis heart
Only the top chamber can be accessed.
Bleeds toxic crimson liquid all around noctilum.
Expels ether out of the giant arteries.
The only telethia in the game protects it.

Xe-doms and Oc-servs are mechon created by machina descendants

Jace Young
Jace Young

I WANT RESULTS GODDAMMIT, START DIGGING.

I already am.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

DID YOU KNOW THAT KIRBY IS ACTUALLY…

EXTREMELY CUTE???

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

And he parties.

Owen Long
Owen Long

here ya go bud

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

The Fennekin line is exclusively female.

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

well shit.

Kirby and the crystal shards (64) has a planet you visit that looks very similar to earth in a nuclear winter.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

How about this? Fucking hit me when I read it for first time while Vague Voices was playing.

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

But a lot of mythos have a connection between insects and dragons. I always thought it was a continuation of insects killing/helping/being helped by dragons as a theme. Which is why I thought it made sense in this case.

If I was more motivated I'd probably do it. I just remember it was during MHFU that I thought it was a possibility. I don't take this stuff that seriously to keep tabs. Sorry.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

master hand - order/core mechanics
crazy hand - chaos/RNG
master core - order/the game itself

crazy core - chaos/the one variable in the game save for RNG
you

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

By making your Paris evolve in Pokemon you're actually cursing it to a fate worse than death. When Paris evolves the mushroom on its back takes over and Paris becomes a meatvehicle. Its like you replaced Pokemon through the evolution.

In elder scrolls there's a near unstoppable mecha called numidiam that Is made up of the souls and tech of the dwemer. In the universe you play in he was defeated but he still exists in others and can theoretically come back through a dragon break.

A dragon break is when the dragon god Akatosh is overwhelmed and all possibilities happen at once. It was used in elder scrolls 2 to make all endings canon. The awakening of numidium alone caused a dragon break, which attests to its power.

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

Ditto is a failed clone of Mew
Nope

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

He never said it wasn't true there

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

Unless you're talking about the blood moon thing, then I get it.

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

it's not true, get over it.

David Diaz
David Diaz

That is head canon up the fucking wazoo for sure. What even the fuck into ever having a point of that post is?

"A video game you're playing to be a hero and save the world stars a main character that wants to save the world and be a hero."
MIND=BLOWN
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

I genuinely hope the post at the bottom was the only reason that pic was saved.

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

Claims its not true
His source never says its not true
Claims its not true anyway.

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

that's the first time I have ever heard that rumor

yeah, okay. he totally intended something that he never heard of.

give it up.

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

I've never even heard of that rumor
He totally didn't say its false guys, the dream is alive!
Stop reaching this much its kind of pathetic.

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

If you could stop shitposting, that'd be great.

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

It's because he doesn't want to admit it, but it's like he is secretly giving a wink at the people who know it by not denying it.

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

back to random trivia and fan theories

well the actual lore talk was fun while it lasted

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

I came here to funpost and that's what i'm gonna do!

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

Suda51's games leading up to NMH had a few connections that were subtle between games. On their own, they were unsettling, but combined, would create a sort of explanation for what took place.

For example, in Killer7, you revive characters by going to where they died, picking up their decapitated heads (already in a paper bag), put it in your suitcase, and use the TV. In a previous game, in the ending, the main character is sitting in a chair in front of a TV with an image of a girl, and he has a bloody paper bag in his lap.

One character, Garcian, is always holding his suitcase. A character in earlier Suda51 games, who appeared in a few games (Silver Case, Flower Sun & Rain, etc.) uses a suitcase as well. The most significant part is that they both have been reincarnated a few times. Who's to say they aren't the same person?

Going from there, the hotel in Flower Sun & Rain is in Killer7. It's got the same reality-altering stuff going on, but the big thing to note is the greeter, an albino in both games, is a playable Killer7 character.

One of the oddest connections is the God of Contracts, as he briefly appears in Killer7 with no explanation, even though he appeared in some Japan-only games.

The simplest connection between Suda's games is that a character from a previous game tends to die in an unrelated game. A few characters die in Killer7, and Garcian is killed in NMH. It usually signifies that their story is over and done with, but ever since NMH released, Suda51's lived by his 'kill the past' motif from his earlier games. A pity, all things considered.

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

The Toa containers are shaped like pills because pills are a type of medicine.
The island is actually the face of a giant robot god.
The Bohrok were part of the robot gods immune system, the antagonist activated it early when the Toa were one the island causing an reaction where the medicine suppresses the robot gods immune system.

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

oh yea man cuz you know the shit is super secret serious business.

Kevin James
Kevin James

You are a cool person

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

Trips confirm, user is retarded for believing the Ditto=Mew meme.

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

Humans and Pokemon used to intermarry/fuck/be romantic with one another. Get over it. :^)

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

Slippery slope my ass!

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

tfw realizing the "I caught a Pokemon" theme is actually a remixed "Mary Had a Little Lamb" after 10+ years of being into Pokemon

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

ditto isn't a failed clone, it's just related to mew somehow. They're the only two pokemon that can transform, and only two pokemon with 'all the genetic data of every other pokemon' stored in them. Regular color ditto and shiny ditto are identical in color to regular color mew and shiny mew.
A connection definitely exists, the question is just how far the devs went into it, since it might have just been a passing thought by one person or a small group that wasn't really liked by the whole team.
pokemon is batshit insane when it comes to 'lore' and 'canon' anyway

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

You know when people start arguing about "games as art" and using examples of games as powerful story telling through a visual medium, I've never seen someone suggest any of suda's games (or all of them together). It seems like it would be a worthy thing to bring up.

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

Most of the hints of the cloning also come from cinnabar island and the burnt down mansion. (In yellow version, they're found in cinnabar mansion and cerulean cave) So most of that is off of interpretation.

Meanwhile,

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

so would that mean Makuta is AIDS?

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Ditto was a SUCCESSFUL attempt at cloning a Mew

Henry Green
Henry Green

tfw pokemon never became an actual RPG with a story

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

only 2 pokemon that can transform
mew, ditto and smeargle can use transform

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

not sure if it counts as lore, but if you read about hindu/buddhist mythology Asura's Wrath is a near-perfect 1-1 recreation.
Yes, even the space ships and futuristic technology.
Yes, even the swords that grow as long as the earth, fights that destroy planets, and gods throwing suns at each other.
almost every stupidly ridiculous thing in that game has some sort of basis in actual hindu mythology, which is even stranger than AW at some points. There are knives that can cause nuclear explosions and arrows that can kill planets, not to mention parallel universes and all kinds of cosmic bullshit.

Logan White
Logan White

implying anyone remembers Smeargle

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

Sketch cannot be used to copy Selfdestruct, Explosion, Struggle, Transform, Metronome or Sketch itself.

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

the different generations in pokemon have wildly unreliable consistency when it comes to things like lore and tone

Adam Price
Adam Price

It can in gen6 doe

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

Asura's Wrath is both an educational and entertaining game
Truly what a time to be alive.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

I thought I saw it mentioned in the Pokemon Special manga. It's been years since I last read it though.

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

tei une kou

T'es une couille, you're a testicle in French.

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

What the vehk did you just vehking say about me, you little swit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ordinators, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Dagoth Ur, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Imga warfare and I’m the top battlemage in the entire Vvardenfell armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vehk out with spells the likes of which has never been seen before on this Plane, mark my vehking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over CHIM? Think again, vehker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Empire and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re vehking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Morrowind Tribunal Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the province, you little s'wit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vehking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fetcher. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re vehking dead, kiddo.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Charizardite-X is a man-made mega stone.
This is why Mega Charizard X looks so different from Charizard and has a different stat distribution (bulky physical attacker instead of specially offensive).
Charizardite-Y is the naturally-occurring mega stone, which is why it is more of a straight-evolution in terms of appearance and stat distribution.

Mewtwoite-X is a man-made mega stone.
This is why Mega Mewtwo X has a different stat distribution (bulky physical attacker instead of specially offensive) and looks more like a natural evolution to Mewtwo – because it continues down the path that men had already carved for Mewtwo.
Mewtwoite-Y is the naturally-occurring mega stone, which is why it causes Mewtwo to take on a more Mew-like appearance – since Mewtwo is an imperfect copy of Mew and the mega stone tries to compensate for that.
Also worth noting is that it makes no sense for there to be a natural mega stone for Mewtwo in the first place. The mega stones were created long before humans created Mewtwo.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

If anything, him dying saved him from becoming lame as balls.

It hurts so much that you're right

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

so is the goodra line

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

mewtwo being a copy would mean that mew's mega stone may work for it, thus the explanation for a Y stone for mewtwo.

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

It hurts me that the original Fall of Reach novel was butchered in favor of that awful game. I'll should take better care of that book, considering its something of an artifact at this point.

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Doesn't explain why it doesn't work with Mew itself, though.
Unless Mew, for some reason, refuses to bond with its trainer even at maximum affection.

Adam Green
Adam Green

Sparta was a meme nearly ten years ago
that gif was made nearly 10 years ago

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Does anyone have the WEBM of the speed fan art of kirby with the cute nipon music

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

Dr. Wiley is based of Albert Einstein
Dr. Light is based of Thomas Edison
Protoman's name is Blue's because it's a predecessor to Rock, Megaman's name
They look like children because Dr. Light wanted his robots to be like his children
Protoman Wears shades under his helmet shades.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

feels old man doesn't it?

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

Its basic avoidance of the question.
Hey did you know gamers think you did a?
Oh really? I never knew they thought that.
He never says that wasnt the intended purpose, he just used political speak to avoid the question while giving an answer.

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

That's all obvious stuff, though. Particularly the names
Albert Wily
Thomas Light
The rest just goes without saying.

That picture is really nice. Where did you find it?

Kayden James
Kayden James

Sure it ain't this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Exit_to_Springfield?

O.J was supposed to appear in the airwd show but he didn't. Perhaps on only saw a pre-production episode

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

Just the general attitude of imageboards and how we have changed so much. For some reason cuckchan back then felt less serious, and more willing to have fun. Maybe not exactly like that but it had a sort of feeling to it that we seem to lack now. Maybe we all just became old and bitter.

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Raikou has four points on his face, Entei has five, Suicune has six.

Regirock, Regice, Registeel, and Regigigas all have seven dots on their faces.

If you return to Station Square during Super Sonic's story in Sonic Adventure, which is never actually required (you begin in the Mystic Ruins and just have to go a couple feet to activate the cutscenes/boss battle), there will be few pedestrians left. Those who are still there will say that everyone else left after Robotnik's missile attack, and many of them say they're leaving too. This is why they treat the ending as happy, despite Chaos still destroying the city. Sonic limited the damage to an abandoned city, instead of the whole world.

Sonic Adventure takes place on Westside Island, from Sonic 2. Tails is from there, as he is in Sonic 2, and we see that the Chaos Emeralds were originally from there before being used and scattered by the gods. Evidently, one was missed and left behind, hence being missing in the first few games and not found until Sonic 2. Sonic 2's manual also states that the natives of the island misused the emeralds and they were scattered by the gods, as we see in flashbacks in Sonic Adventure.

Icecap Zone from Sonic 3 is explicitly in Sonic Adventure, but also, Red Mountain from Sonic Adventure is Lava Reef Zone from Sonic & Knuckles.

Knuckles' story in Sonic 3 & Knuckles takes place after Sonic & Tails'. You can no longer see water in the background of Angel Island Zone. You don't see the Death Egg in the background of Launch Base Zone or Lava Reef Zone, and you of course don't get to play it as an actual level. Sky Sanctuary Zone falls apart when you play it as Sonic, and when you get to it as Knuckles there's only a tiny platform left. Sonic's canon ending is seen when you beat the game with all the Chaos Emeralds but not all the Super Emeralds. After the credits a single Eggrobo rises from the wreckage, who then goes on to be the main antagonist in Knuckles' story (except in Flying Battery Zone but that's a glitch).

The tiny island that the Emerald Shrine is on in Sonic Adventure isn't the Hidden Palace, it's the remnants of Sky Sanctuary Zone. As we saw in Knuckles' story in Sonic & Knuckles, it has an emerald shrine, which the robot Sonic of that game uses to store the Master Emerald and power up with it.

Some of the proposed stories for the cancelled Saturn game, Sonic X-Treme, involved CHAOSDOOM, the guys who misused the Master Emerald in the first place. Sonic would then have to go and find the Rings of Order, which were created after CHAOSDOOM was sealed in the Master Emerald, in order to fix the shit they caused.

Knuckles' Chaotix is the story of an island that rose out of the ocean after the Master Emerald fell so close to earth in Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Robotnik finds the Chaos Rings, which are rings infused by the Chaos Emeralds and have the power to control the Master Emerald. So essentially, the Chaos Rings were the means by which Pachacmac hoped to use the Chaos Emeralds, and the Rings of Order were Tikal's way of trying to fix the world.

The CHAOSDOOM story also involved the release of a poison after Robotnik cracks the master emerald. Sonic is then infected with the dark power of the chaos. Which is pretty much the story of Sonic Unleashed, except it's the Earth instead of the Emerald and Gaia instead of Chaos.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

That's only because Gen III is a reboot. That's why they have remakes. The post-Gen III games cannot interact with the earlier universe in any way, and contradicts the earlier games in many ways, like when Pokemon Eggs were discovered, or how 100 new pokemon were discovered after Red of Earth-Two (the original universe from Gen I and II) became the Champ, whereas on Earth-One (the reboot universe) they were already discovered but just categorized by region. Of course there's the Gen III remakes but I hear they're pretty much the same except for graphics anyway.

Due to there never being an actual event to distribute the event item needed to battle Arceus, there is no legitimate way to catch Arceus, you have to be given one. Mew is the first Pokemon, yet Arceus created everything, including Mew. Arceus is not a pokemon. You can't even catch him. You have to be given him by Nintendo, a god even above Arceus.

Mew can still come before all the other pokemon because Dialga created time. If Arceus created Mew which then evolved (real evolution, not pokemon evolution) into all the other pokemon said to exist at the beginning of time, and then turned into Dialga, it is only with the birth of Dialga that time actually begins.

Most of the other legendary pokemon aren't wholly unique anyway. Nothing ever says that any of the birds are the only ones of their kind. Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza must be whole species who fly through space, because other planets exist. A gas planet is one with just Rayquaza. A planet with no water is one without Kyogre. It just takes all three to create an earth-like planet. There must be many mews to evolve into all these different species of Pokemon, even across other planets, to create things like Deoxys and Clefary.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

a whole bunch of shit happened
oh, and then time started
You're not smart.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Spy's suit is made of a material that allows him to not only cloak but also disguise
the reason he's covered head to toe is because it enables his body to become fully enveloped by the technology he's using, and the paper mask is the final piece of the disguise rather than just a visual gag

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

We're talking about mythology and gods here. This is standard stuff. Just consider it "time as we understand it" if you're too autistic to handle fantasy. It's a core point of the story in Gen IV that Dialga created time, yet Arceus created Dialga.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Back then the chans were a taboo activity for after school or work. You'd have to pretend to be shocked by horrible pictures or offended at things in the regular world. The whole point of anonymity was that it was pure detached silliness.

Now days everything is a fucking identity or fucking club. "Go back to reddit" "SJWs leave!" "/pol/ LEAVE!"

People seem to go to chans so they can feel like they belong. It's no longer a secret activity that you took part in. It's now a fucking political movement. Probably why we are inundated with contrarians these days. People think they have or will get their identity here. Have you seen how badly people sperg out if someone mentions overwatch or the new doom game?

It's fucking pathetic. It isn't that people got old and bitter, have you seen the age of the posters here? They are all teenagers. These people grew up on the internet. This place seems real to them. Like it's an actual place and not just a post-it board on steroids. Chans are no longer part of their life, it is their life.

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A REMIX IS

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Esperanto was a language invented by communist Jews as a possible method to destroy European culture by replacing their languages with one culture-less, history-less language that they could shape. Not having a common language and the absence of real time translation services have been historically a distinct barrier in creating massive globalist empires, for instance in China, switching the whole country to modern "Chinese" has been a multi millennial process that is still occurring today. Initially they just standardized the written language.

Hows that for lore?

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

The Sun of the Elder Scrolls is the hole left behind when the planet Magnus noped out of Mundus in Aetherius. Aetherius is just a big mirror reflecting the light of Mundus back into itself, the universe was totally sundered from Anu in Lorkhan's failed CHIM

William Baker
William Baker

have you seen the age of the posters here? They are all teenagers.
TBF that's what 4chan consisted of back in its heyday.

But I agree though with basically everything else. 4chan was great because its population didn't give two shits about politics or SJWs or whatever. Bush was evil and Millhouse was not a meme, and all was right with the world. The concept of "shitposting" didn't exist because every post was a fucking shitpost.

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

HURP DURP JOOS DID IT DURR DURR DURR

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

This level of rewriting history.
You must be a newfag.

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

created by LL Zamenhof
His parents were of Polish-Lithuanian Jewish descent
he said, "I am profoundly convinced that every nationalism offers humanity only the greatest unhappiness

Every time.

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

ALWAYS RIGHT

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

Fuck off /leftypol/

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

that's just awful /leftpol/, smuggies work because of their spartan crudeness, going overboard like this just makes it look like its trying too hard.

John Roberts
John Roberts

/leftypol/ you're attempts at counter memes are quite sad. You need to work on that low energy.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._L._Zamenhof

Kevin King
Kevin King

You must be a newfag.
Way to project.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

Yo, what the fuck happened in here?

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

you were formed of the wrong godhead

you will never explore the cities of Poetry that comprise the Sumurset Isles
you will never witness a dragon taking flight from White Gold Tower, watching from a wizard's keep in the south-east's densest jungles
you will never be there to see a procession of the Temple of the Three, nor of any of the temples of the Aedra, nor of the esoteric Breaks of the Daedra
you will never watch and learn from a Telvanni architect growing a tower for a peer
you will never study the vagaries of magicka and creatia
you will never learn to crack the barriers of the planes - of metastreumonics
you will never write a masterpiece of tonal architecture
you will never take notes from the Psijics, the Telvanni, or even the cargo cult Moth Priests
you will never cultivate a Turing Colony
you will never create the Kalpa's first memofigmentum-board
you will never shitpost the Elder Council (Weapons of Rapture be damned), drink from the memories of souls long since passed, and steal the thoughts of the Daedra
>you will never reverse-engineer a Weapon of Rapture and use it as deterrence for the formation of your very own Outer Hea/v/ven (Orisinum-Doing-Right)
>you will never devise a weapon to surpass Akulakhan and maybe go get the Ministry of Truth to fuck right off too
you will never engineer the dream-sleeve for a collective mantling of the Godhead, driving all of existence into a higher plane of thought the Dwemer did nothing wrong - the Forces serve to tamper with our manifest destiny, and those that seek to cower out of their Making (the upstart new cult among the Altmer, et al) disgust me more than anything
>you will never be a qt Argonian genderbending boy I don't think I want to be part of the Hist, though.

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

what's a nuclear winter again

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

explosion kicks up ash which blocks sun which makes shit cold

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Papu Papu is the modern successor to Aku Aku and Uka Uka. The mask he wears is what will contain his spirit after he dies.

All the enemies before the fifth warp room in Crash 2 are actually good guys, trying to save the world from Crash, who has been tricked into working for Cortex. Ripper Roo has left Cortex since the first game because he has since become a genius and now understands what is going on, so he went to work with his real creator, N. Brio, instead. However, Tiny, created by N. Brio in the first place, leaves to work with Cortex in the third game, because, in contrast to the genius Ripper Roo, Tiny is a retard.

But he's right. You obviously didn't get here until after 2011, when tumblr and stormfront both invaded from different fronts.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

Are you projecting or are you actually a divide and conquer shill

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

its when the atoms made during a nuclear blast turn into snow then fall into the ground causing radiation to come out of the ground and then the ground makes the water cycle then the water is nuclear then it turns into snow then its nuclear winter again but then this time the elves in santas workshop have mutated to form giant elves used to the radiation then they take over the world during nuclear winter

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

(1)
I'm increasingly convinced that people who post like this are just generic shitposters using /leftypol/'s style. I mean, it's guaranteed (you)s.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

lmgtfy.com/?q=Nuclear winter

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

Oh yah, I wasn't disputing that. It's why I mentioned the "growing up on the internet". Back then, the internet was not nearly as ubiquitous as it is now. Let alone as accessible (The word "internet" was nothing something anyone really ever said until I was about 10 years old). People posting here don't have any memories in which they weren't plugged in. Some of us had entire childhoods devoid of websites and what not. I'd be curious how many posters back then were in that same boat.

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Of course that's the case, it's way too easy to get replies for a low effort post. I'm surprised more people haven't realized this

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

One time I tried to impersonate /pol/ in what I thought was the most overblown and obvious manner possible.
People took me completely seriously.

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

go ahead, try me.

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Uhh… I don't want to?

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

I-I didn't want to hear it anyway

Leo Price
Leo Price

The Mega Man Legends series takes place thousands of years after the events of ZX in the timeline. The timeline being Classic>X>Zero>ZX>Legends.

If you pay attention in the Zero and ZX series, there are lots of references to the Reaverbot eye throughout the game. Only the most astute observers will put two and two together by the end of the Zero games to realize that the Reaverbot eye that we have come to know so well, is Dr. Weil's eye. Go back and play the Zero games again. in Zero 3 and 4, every time you are in an area where Weil is, you see the eye. His final form in Zero 4, includes numerous eyes as part of the horn on him. The make a point to draw attention to it. In Zero 1 and 2, all of the things that have been directly influenced by him have the eye on, in, or around it. Or in the level proceeding it.

Model W is shaped and looks like Dr. Weil. It's a remnant of him left behind when he fused with the falling Ragnarok. My current running theory is that that Model W from ZX eventually infects damn near everything in some way, and the world is covered by a sort of robotic nature. Including robotic plants and animals. The Pseudoroids, for example, are very similar in description to a Reaverbot(megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Pseudoroid)
It would stand to reason that by the time the Legends series starts, the biometels have become so integrated with things that calling someone a Mega Man is now just a left over title from an ancient time(like Mega Man Juno in Legends 1). The Reaverbots are not referred to as "Mega Man", but clearly they were created by various fusions of biometels, including Model W. This forces the humans and reploids to build Elysium to get off of the now too dangerous Earth.

The Elder System spoke of in Legends 2, is actually a network running throughout all the robotic life on Earth and makes them damn near impossible to destroy. The Master System is eventually created and put into place, which disrupts the Elder System's network. The humans and reploids then flood the Earth's surface by melting the polar caps in an attempt to rid the planet to most robotic life.
Sometime after that is when the Master begins experimenting with the Carbons, based on real humans.

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

I used to do that with leftist but on other media. I couldn't figure out how to be insane enough to make them think it was a joke.

Then I started doing it with /pol/…

Just a world of insanity.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Poe's law is a real motherfucker.

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

Nathan Hale If resistance:fall of man, is the only character in a FPS that fail his mission as a good guy, and became the "villain" in the sequel

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

it still isn't credible

Christ do all of us who can see it have to fucking highlight the hand for you? Here, you retards.

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

It's pointing up because the Stone Tower Temple builders wanted to reach god but it sent them to hell

Eli Long
Eli Long

already knew about the entire thing being one big robot but the pills theory is pretty cool.

I'll do some digging there is an hour long yt video which combines all of the bionicle media as sort of a summary of the old lore.

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

Nowhere. It's a language invented by a Jew to serve as the world language for the Jewish world government once they've destroyed all borders and united all countries. Not kidding, look it up.

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

You people are fucking retarded if you want a universal language that every race would speak together. Are you trying to commit suicide of your own race?

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

Nvm it's actually 2 hours long, it's all of the bionicle media in order except the movies.

skip to 1:48:10 for the final comic which describes the final fight against Makuta.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

You're an idiot for reading Pokemon Special Ed in the first place.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto
"Esperanto was created in the late 1870s and early 1880s by L. L. Zamenhof, a Polish-Jewish ophthalmologist from Białystok"

"Were there but an international language, all translations would be made into it alone (…) and all nations would be united in a common brotherhood."

/pol/ is always right you fucking retarded /leftypol/ faggots.

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

when tumblr and stormfront both invaded from different fronts
You really are the biggest kind of moron if you think /pol/ are former Stormfront users. Nationalists don't go to Stormfront, never have. /pol/ consists of oldfags from 4chan mostly, and some new nationalists.

But nobody is from fucking Stormfront. You have to be real clueless to think that.

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

is there a legit way to get the azure flute in Diamond/Pearl? I happened to know a guy whose cheat module I could use for that back then inb4 it was in platinum

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Do you not know the difference between race and culture?

You really are the biggest kind of moron if you think /pol/ are former Stormfront users.
You really are the biggest kind of newfag if you don't remember that /pol/ was created as a containment board when the stormfags who invaded /new/ flocked to /b/ when moot shut down /new/ in an attempt to get the stormfags away.

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

Nope it was an event only item so you have to cheat to get it.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

Nope, not at all.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

boy that's fucking lame as shit
Arceus being in the game was still a nice surprise though

John Roberts
John Roberts

Are you retarded enough to not realize that if everyone on the planet spoke the same language, the races would mix and countries would probably be united? That was the Jews plan. Of course, the Gods Chosen will remain pure and rule the world.

Also, you really are fucking stupid if you think those people came from Stormfront. They were 4chan regulars who were the entire /new/ poster base pretty much, then moved into /pol/ when it was created.

Stormfront had nothing to do with it, it's never been an authentic nationalist forum. You would know this if you had enough wisdom to be a nationalist yourself, Stormfront is a honeypot.

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

It was an event only item that they never gave out.

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

I'm pretty sure they did an event for it in most countries at least once, almost sure they gave it out in Japan. I was pissed cause I got Pearl after they'd done the event for it in Aus.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

ok nvm did some research

Junichi Masuda revealed in an interview with Nintendo World Report in 2013 that the Azure Flute was thought to be too confusing for players to use, leading to the decision to not distribute it.[1]

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Azure_Flute

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

serebii.net/events/dex/493.shtml
???

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

retract that, discussion was about this , not arceus events

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

put god pokemon in the game
cuck everybody so they can't get it because nintendo thinks their audience is legit retarded
top kek, as they say

David Powell
David Powell

Also, you really are fucking stupid if you think those people came from Stormfront. They were 4chan regulars who were the entire /new/ poster base pretty much, then moved into /pol/ when it was created.
/new/ was once halfchan regulars. Then a massive invasion from stormfront took over. The same way /co/ was once halfchan regulars before a massive invasion from tumblr took over.

Anyone who isn't a newfag was there and remembers. You can lie all you want but you're only making yourself look bad.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

well it seems they gave it out anyway just not using the item but a flat out giveaway.

I was young when I played them so I must remember missing the giveaway not the item.

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

too confusing for new players
thanks valve

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

You're the one lying though. There was never any invasion from Stormfront. But keep deluding yourself cuck.

Aiden James
Aiden James

Diamond/Pearl released in 2007
fuck me, time flies
and being honest to this day I had not heard of any kind of event like that, I legit thought you had to cheat to get Arceus because a god pokemon in your party would kind of be a cheat in itself

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

Azure Flute =/= Arceus giveaways

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

There was never any invasion from Stormfront.
We've always been at war with Eastasia.
You're fooling nobody, faggot. I know your whole hobby is confidently repeating lies about history that you weren't there to experience and are too stupid to research, but maybe you should stick to things that at least happened a long enough time ago that most of the people on this board didn't experience them firsthand.

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

couldn't you get it from Pokemon ranger? or was that only the Manaphy egg?

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

I don't know about other boards because my main was /tg/ since '08 but I don't recall any nazi invasion. There were always people of all sorts of persuasions around. I do remember quite explicitly a tumblrite invasion

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

That image is not even the first time I've ever seen a drawing of something cumming maple syrup onto pancakes.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

pokemon ranger
I've played them all and I don't remember anything like that
bringing up ranger makes me wanna play it again tho, thanks f riend

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

If anything the tumblr invasion was more unnoticed than the stormfront invasion at first, because moot ignored it. moot actually acknowledged and addressed the stormfront invasion by deleting /new/ and then creating /pol/. He explained all this in his blog posts when the deletion and creation happened. Anybody can go read those.

Just because moot sold out to the tumblr invasion doesn't mean the stormfront invasion didn't also happen. In fact, it happened at nearly the same time, just on a different board.

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

moot said x
therefore x is true
Nigger jokes and Nazi's were a staple of /b/ before /new/. /new/ just happened to be great for both because it removed the rest of /b/
Kind of like /tg/ was originally /b/ without the things that weren't warhammers, until the morality police took over.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

Were you just not there? The actual change in the site was very noticeable. Once again, you can lie all you want, but anyone who was there can tell.

By the same token, /co/ was taken over by tumblr. moot never acknowledged this, in fact, he let them take over the rest of the site too. There's no official documentation, of course, but we were all there and all know it happened.

But watch as you say "It wasn't tumblr, it was the same people all along!" The point is tumblr represents a mentality, even if they aren't all literally users originally from tumblr. And the same thing applies to stormfront. The same defenses you're giving now, saying stormfront is not /pol/, are the things modern halfchan would use to say they aren't tumblr.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Is there a single human appearing in they entire MMX subseries?
Apart from Light's hologram?

David Carter
David Carter

Ugh, don't remind me of the tumblr invasion.
Enjoy being a catty seagull and enjoying cute J-fash and cosplay
Everyone has a Tumblr because it's practical for sharing your costumes and outfits, laughs at retards who tries to mock you for having a Tumblr
Accidentally introduce fucking SJWs to 4chan clearly, who get asshurt about people being offensive
Moot makes SJWs mods, makes a new rule that you can't be catty and no lolcows allowed
No more JNig, no more Ashley, no more anyone
You get banned for fucking fatshaming
Go back occasionally just to see what's up
Facebook speak and the shittiest, ugliest cosplays you've ever seen
Never bothered with the lolcow sites because I liked the lolcow AND the cute cosplays and j-fash
Holla Forums's /cgl/ is a ghost town
It still hurts, user. It still hurts.

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

And yes, nigger jokes were always a staple of halfchan. The difference is, they were jokes. After the invasions, you couldn't joke about shit like that. It was always stormfags on one hand yelling about how much they hate niggers, and tumblrfags on the other yelling about how oppressed niggers are.

Asher White
Asher White

Nigger, I'm not sure what kind of moral crusade you're on but nobody is going to tell you there wasn't some stormweenies in the olden days of /b/ and /new/, but there was everything from them to increasingly shitty Goons back in those days, and they certainly weren't the subversive forces you saw later on in the site and here in h8chan; but if you don't think there were legitimate posters too you're more retarded than any naziboo or you're just trying to stir shit.

If you want to talk about the fall of /cgl/, /co/ and /d/ then you only have to look so far as faggots like who used Tumblr to stroke their own egos in circlejerks and retards who couldn't stop trying to build 'fandoms' for shit like Avatar and Homestuck.

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

but if you don't think there were legitimate posters too you're more retarded than any naziboo or you're just trying to stir shit.
When did I say that? Of course there were legitimate posters on /new/. They were the ones who suffered most from the invasion, the same as the legitimate posters from /co/ suffered the most from the tumblr invasion. You're just strawmanning now.

And yes, that other guy is a faggot. But he's only proving my point for how tumblr took over. None of us seem to disagree on that.

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

not true.

fucking this.

lion
saber tooth tiger
dogs

all this bullshit
post war shit with no evidence
implying gyarados doesn't have magikarps fins

bullshit.
if he's not heard of it, it's not true you autistic fucks

All mega stones are man made by that machine in the war.

a jew literally did it retard

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

I don't know what halfchan's /cgl/ used to be like in the "good old days" if such a time even existed for them, but as far back as I can remember I've had nothing but contempt for the entire board and its userbase. That place was home to some of the most disgusting human beings I've ever seen in my life, I don't even want to know what it's like now.

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

The syndicate shuttle docks at nanotrasen HQ

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

I've always felt you needed to be much more autistic than a weeb to find the good comics from capeshit.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

Implying the holocaust happened

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

Soleanna is the Sonic Equivalent of Silent Hill.

Shadow is the only real character in the game. Everyone else is a construct of Solaris created from some aspect of Shadow's psyche: Sonic, Silver, and Mephiles represent his Id, Superego, and Ego respectively. Elise, who looks like Maria, is Shadow's unwillingness to let go of his past, or probably the haunted sense he gets from his own fragmented recollections. Amy represents Shadow's desire to be loved. Omega represents Shadow's sense of duty and single minded devotion to the task at hand. Knuckles is representative of Shadow's distrust of others and skepticism, which is why he acts so wildly out of character. Tails represents the child-like curiosity he never really let go of. Eggman, who resembles Gerald even more in this game than in previous ones, represents Shadow's warped view of the only being who came close to being a father to him. Rouge is Shadow's conscience personified.

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

Nah that's Poe's Law, in the mid–late 90s chatrooms on Battle.net was full of the same vitriol and faggotry you'd find anywhere on Holla Forums, /pol/, /b/, and anywhere else only it was combined with irc and stuffed into the same space in real time to boot. Rapid speed shitflinging arguments pretty much all the time in the public chatrooms.

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

I really need to replay BoF 3. It's such a shame the series went straight down the shitter so quickly after putting out one of the best JRPGs ever.

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Dr. Cain

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

Also worth noting is that it makes no sense for there to be a natural mega stone for Mewtwo in the first place.
Well, when you begin to steal concepts from Digimon after 15 years of not even hinting at it in your own franchise, shit is bound to stop making sense

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

I probably think that exact same thing once a week.

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

straight down the shitter
I hope you aren't shit-talking 4 nigger. Never played 5 so I wouldn't know, I know it is unorthodox and should have been a spinoff though
With that mobile shit it is fucking gone now, however

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

the mobile game

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

tfw Legends 3 will never happen
tfw if Legends 3 somehow happened now it would be total shit

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

why are Jews so obsessed with globalism?

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

You obviously didn't get here until after 2011, when tumblr and stormfront both invaded from different fronts.
There are people out there who actually believe this
Newsflash, retard: When people are confronted with radical beliefs, by radicals, they tend to radicalise. The left shoving its long STD-ridden cock of "equality" into spheres such as music, comics, and vidya resulted in people who would otherwise be moderates turning into radicals themselves.

The world is political. If you can't deal with this knowledge, maybe you should just kill yourself.

Christian Long
Christian Long

When people are confronted with radical beliefs, by radicals, they tend to radicalise. The left shoving its long STD-ridden cock of "equality" into spheres such as music, comics, and vidya resulted in people who would otherwise be moderates turning into radicals themselves.

I was going to try and correct you by mentioning moderates but then you actually hit the nail right on the fucking head with a sledgehammer. I didn't care much for politics until i noticed my hobbies vidya and guns started being ruined.

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

whatever faggot

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

Things that should be common knowledge somehow keeps surprising people when it's said, eh?

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

Boom

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

thumbnail picture

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

(((1)))

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

?

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

the reason John Marston has to put up with all the shit is because he is being punished by the devil
he shoots at the devil
when he dies the devil just stands among the people watching

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

While you're at it can you explain to me what the fuck Mira actually is? I feel like the entire game just went over my head.

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

fuck you for making me remember this

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

Purgatory

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

i dont i just want vanilla dryad porn

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Hmm, vanilla sauce would be nice on pancakes too I suppose.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

also the eyes get swapped.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

try it, next time you mix some pancake or waffle batter put a few drops of vanilla extract in there, great with french toast too

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

What war are you talking about?
Didn't play X or Y.
Did they have cool helicopters?

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

He's talking about the great pokemon war which all the games reference. (Common theory is all the games take place during peace time after a single or more great wars) In the great war the tall dude AZ I think? from x n y created a massive death beam to kill a bunch of people after his own pokemon died in the war. With half the planet glassed by the weapon the war swiftly ended. The machine he made created made the mega stones as a byproduct or some BS is what user is saying.

And no the depiction of this great war in the game has people running around in medieval helmets so no choppers.

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

When are we getting a game in that setting?
It could be fun as fuck.

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

tfw futa dryad to milk for vanilla essence
I will never experience vanilla pancakes

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Shoot yourself faggot.
checkem

James Bell
James Bell

i always think the webm is going to play gotta go fast at the start

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

There was a recent pokemon game like advance wars set during a feudal Japanese conflict setting. Pokemon Conquest.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_Conquest

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

Dunno if this counts, but it was claimed that Jak is Mar, not just the Kid, but the ancient King. They claim this is possible due to the Precursors at the end of Jak III whisking him away to show him "The Universe".

Of course, he appears by Daxter's side a few seconds later, which is impossible. Most say Jak traveled through space and time with the Precursors, eventually did shit as King Mar, changed the statues so no one would recognize him when he traveled to the future, then some years later returned to the end of Jak III to live out the rest of his life with his friends.

Looking back on it, Jak also claimed the name Mar in the end, which could explain him using it on his adventures as King Mar.

Ian Price
Ian Price

I know, but what I want is a more serious war game, also that is not settled in Kalos.
Maybe some strange fps or third person shooter.
I don't know. Maybe even a Grand Strategy Game.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

muh le pokemon war meme becuz lt surge said so that is debunked by a bunch of shit
I want a le ebin grimdark fps with pokemon
This is how you spot underaged redditfags: they spout the stupidest Pokemon fanwank as fact. Let me guess: you two believe Red is dead and he died on Mt. Silver, right?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

By serious I meant complex and hard you niggerfaggot.
Learn to read.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

digimon invented temporary evolutions and super forms
Please kill yourself. That shot has been an anime and toku staple since ever.

Alexander King
Alexander King

I read your post and it was garbage, redditfag.

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

I'm not a redditfag you fucking normalfag.
I just want a more complex game.
Das it mane, no need for edgy gore.

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

What about power ranger, huh?

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

The pokemon centers were war facilities they used to heal the war pokemons. That's why you can use them for free: the investment was made in the war and it paid off already.

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

FPSes and TPSes are complex
grand strategy is complex

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Jak coming back after saving the universe and stuff is the most logical explanation actually. Given that he already knows he has to do everything mar did, and that the precursors can bend time at their will, with that final scene everything fits

Man jack and daxter games were great. The art, the style the music (specially ont he first game) it's soo good and unique it becomes inmersive as fuck like no other game. Morrowind does this too

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

The x n y games literally describe a great war.

Hey I haven't read into much gen1-2 lore, sorry user.

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

Also when the fuck did people think red was dead on Mt Silver, is this a game theory meme?

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

It's from some shitty creepypasta I think

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Lambda is symbol commonly used in Half-Life because it is chemical constant.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-life
λ is a positive number called the decay constant of the decaying quantity.

Just a fun fact of the day but it show it is much more likely it is called Half-Life because Gaben opened his chemistry book.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

Jews advocate for globalism because they see it as the final solution for the main opposition to Judaism: Nationalism. The Jews understand the power of a unified nation and national consciousness, which is naturally very resistant to the influence of foreign agents.
Compared with other peoples, the Jews only succeeded in creating an established "homeland" for their people less than 70 years ago. The history of Judaism is marked by a series of expulsions from sovereign countries where the native population grew tired of Jewish cultural, religious, and economic practices, and decided to drive them out. This aspect of Jewish history has made the Jew nomadic and more accustomed to cosmopolitan mindsets, two common goals in the globalist dream. In this respect, Jews have always been tied to globalism.
One important aspect of globalism is that it does not rely on prior legitimacy for its leadership, and essentially creates power from nothing. Proponents of globalism attain leadership positions in the new global system, accruing influence over populations they otherwise would not have the right to govern. Jews are some of the most ardent supporters to unified, standardized rule because they then climb to the top of an increasingly colossal and nebulous power structure, where they can govern over many populations that have no avenue to appeal or veto decisions made at the top.

But Israelis are some of the most fervent nationalists.
It is a double standard, Israel argues for the solidarity and exclusiveness of Israel while advocating other nations be more diverse and inclusive, because this weakens the social cohesion of other nations while bolstering Israel.

Remember kids: "Diversity is our Strength"

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

The pokemon world isn't at peace: they are in a cold war.
Teens are drafted and sent traveling from mountains to open sea to deserts, fighting state backed gym leaders that get increasingly stronger according to the number of badges one has.
Some of these teens are issued with a pokedex and they have to hunt the rarest pokemons, especially those strong enough to have legends surrounding them.
In every game there is at least an example of pokemon used as test subjects. They are trying to enhance pokemon fighting skills.
There is an arms race going on.

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

That explains so much. Pokemon is taking place in a Best Korea regime.

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Alternative explanation:
All groups seek to propagate their own genetics and to increase the success rate of their offspring. Jews are, statistically, worse at math and science than whites and asians yet do not possess the strength of the agriculturally based European races or the primitive natives of Africa. Quite simply, they cannot compete in a contest of value creation, failing to be either innovative or constructive(blue or white collar jobs based on creating or maintaining physical things).

Historically this has been the case that they have been considered unintelligent and weak, it is only in the modern era (really about the last 500 years)do we have an image of smart, successful Jews. Jewish success came from a long adhered to eugenics program maintained through the religion where in rabbis would have many many children and wives were carefully chosen for the appropriate qualities.

Over time this shifted the Jews to a group of people who while not smart or strong, were innately better at manipulation and preaching religion. A profession that requires emotional bullying, sophistry and deceit. Some Jews branched in to banking for sure but the globalist branch came about because religion as a whole began to lose influence over the west (and east too I guess but they don't matter). Jewish Rabbis worked to create a replacement religion that wouldn't look like a traditional religion, it had no deity or church but had its own moral rules that appeal to the masses.

This is why many people may say Jesus was a communist, not because Jesus advocated a global dictatorship but because they based their peasant/slave morality off of religion. Communism is a "peasants" religion created so that a small intellectual class can rule over people who are otherwise superior to them, using sophistry and emotional bullying to breed compliance.

Many Jews do not want a state of Israel, this not because they do not like their race but because they feel Jewish success is better achieved by commingling with Europeans stealthily (while still maintaining genetic purity and eugenics programs) the so called crypto-kikes. Some advocate for capitalism (but not austrian economics) because it produces more wealth to skim from through arcane regulatory and legal obfuscations, while others advocate for leftism (control). Ultimately like any group, they are fiercely pro themselves.

Their skills do allow them to do things beneficial to society, linguistic skills to lead to particular good arts skills but of course they are terrible at math and stats and should not end up in control of banks for that reason, further, because of the tensions that arise and the conflicts of interests one ethnic group should not hold governance over another. (while I'm personally an anarchist, I can objectively see the values that an ethnically homogenous state brings to the table)

Just some thoughts on the matter to consider.

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

Holy fuck.
I thought it was just life creation and shooting clouds to make it rain.

IIRC, Hong Kong had protests outside the Japanese embassy over the next Pokemon only having the modern Chinese, and not the classic Hong Kong chinese option.

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

Romans were the original globalists. The only reason Jews differ from the rest of the Europe is because the Catholics toppled the pegan authorities there. The Jews simply knew their own religion well enough not to be converted.

Christianity though is a very globalist and intolerant religion, and it places the crown right on the Jews heads, albeit a crown of thorns. Without it they would have just been glorified merchants.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

This is true. That's what makes it fun.

Newsflash, retard: I never said anything that contradicted this post. Many people, myself included, became stronger in their convictions in response to the tumblr invasion. Doesn't change the fact that the stormfront invasion happened. You're making the same mistake of thinking the two invading forces are the only options, and that anything else is merely more a more moderate version of one or the other. Identity politics is central to both invading forces, but the antithesis to what halfchan was about before. You are alike in the way in which you were different from halfchan, and it wasn't that halfchan was apolitical, it was that you both are obsessed with identity politics, while halfchan was built around being anonymous (moot would of course later deny this, despite earlier giving talks about the advantages of anonymity). You would know this if you were actually there before the site was ruined by these faggots.

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

It wasn't that, either.
It was a gay Canadian robot being jerked off by his human boyfriend onto a plate of pancakes. The robot came maple syrup for some reason.

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

liking futashit
not just any futashit, futashit based on Warhammer

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