Uncle user, please play a game with me

Uncle user, please play a game with me.

Only if you show me your latest exam results

Sure thing, hows Fallout 4 sound?

I am also sad, I feel weltschmerz

Only if I can put my penor in your butt

Have you gotten good yet?

I'm not fighting you again unless you're good.

Sure. The game you are playing is Wizardry 4 when you beat it you can play a different game.

It is a nice easy game you should be able to beat it with ease.

sure let's play the game of "suck my chode until you choke"

fuck off weeb

Germans are huge weebs
like me

Play with loli's your own age

Oh you evil son of a bitch

I will fucking throw your little ass back into the closet again if you bug me again you shit stain

nice floor

I'm not an uncle anymore.

I'm not a big brother anymore.

I'm not a mere man. MUDA DA

:^(

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My nephew actually asked me this all the time. He got damn good at Smash Bros. too, is even able to beat me half the time now. Pretty impressive for a 10 year old.


God damn it Todd

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It's not worth it user

You weren't one to begin with

C'mon then, lets go play some co-op Kirby, you can be first player.

I want to fuck that battleship

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my little sister is obsessed with Case Closed