4 AM

Sup faggots, how are you this fine morning

If I kept playing I would stay up all night, and I rather not fall asleep at church.

I don't understand why anyone did anything but kill everyone.

is a fun game. It was great to talk about with people in the first week, then the threads overstayed their welcome for too many months.

Ritsu is a brain-damaged homo.

Nothin' much, what's good with you?

Does anyone else here spend the majority of their day on Holla Forums?

Not "I spend more time on Holla Forums than I do on any other specific activity"; I mean "I spend over 50% of each day on Holla Forums".

Ritsu is going crazy is all you need to know.

steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/wishlist

which of these games should I:

Man, that was close.

because you're a nigger
:^)

Did you do something nice for Phil Collins today?

Not a bad choice.

8ch is too slow for that.

Red Dead Redemption.

...

I don't want to be here.

No clue. Probably some space sim game.

Shadowrun. But only if my waifu existed in some form there.

inb4 b&

If you wan I can restart and make a new pawn for you to use. We have each other on Steam already.

Not anymore.

I'm k, u?

Ritsu the madman

i'm drunk and fuckin' knackered but i'm awake so i'll say hi

i'd like to complain a bit but i probably won't be conscious for much longer

So looks like all I need for my PC to work is a Wi-Fi driver, which is fairly cheap at Walmart.
Once I get my new PC working correctly I'm going to set up my old PC right next to it, that way I can have one good PC next to a shitty unusable PC.

I couldn't bring myself to do it. I saved everyone at the end and haven't touched the game since. If they had all happened to be jewish, I could do it with a clear conscience.

She gets fucked by that dinosaur, doesn't she?

Morning.
FNV: Dust is shit.
And not in the "git gud it's too hard for ya" way.
The gameplay reminds me of STALKER Misery, and not in a good way, shit for ammo and healing items with enemies that take too much damage while you're a wet towel.

No.
NO.

Hi. Reading Berserk, this is too long though.

imo YES tbqh fam

sup umaru

Thinking of getting off my ass and doing some scouting soon.

Yeah, I'm pretty good
Went to Melbourne with my family today, and went to some really shit tech expo that they forced me to go to
Nothing but VR and drones was there

had a visit from a job coach.
it went pretty nice although I'm not allowed to look for jobs until I'm done with whatever shit they want me to do.
I am kinda mixed about the whole thing though.
especially about how I'm not supposed to apply for jobs and they want me to take ADHD medicne again, those fucking kikes.

at least I was recommended to apply for NEETbux again.

I would want to live in a universe where faggots realize that Star Citizen is going to happen and there's not enough salt they can release that will change that. Suckers missed out on the best LTI ships, see ya in space bitches!

Well, I'm never staying the night at a friends ever again.

Dunno. The Republic Commando era Star Wars universe sounds cool

I do the same with a super cheap shitty laptop and my desktop, its nice.

Morning mugi

Did you make the mugi thread on /a/?

One of these days they're gonna be posted in the same second.

It's not nearly long enough. You'll be waiting for more by the time you reach the end. "This is too long" will become words of regret.

you fuckin' animal dude. and here i was hoping i was infrequent enough to never witness 4am drama

Depends
If there are good threads up I usually browse Jewtube while following it, but if its all okayish then I just play vidya

Hunie Cam Studio is fucking trash though
No management or skill required, just spam clicks until you can buy ads and win the game

have a story to tell?

The art is low-effort as fuck and the only decent fight is Muffet, but it's still a really great game until you realize that every single character is an Alphys-tier irredeemable villain. Then it's shit except for the music.

mugi is tony banks

I'd live in the one that lets me die

I still win.

Could be worse.

did you get molested

actually you're a jewnigger

dude, morrowind without a doubt (i guess the elder scrolls in general but morrowind specifically is the comfiest)

id become the comfiest mage

shadowrun is cool too but cyberpunk 2020 (soon to be 2077) is schwayer

how do you know they aren't

hell yea boi

did you touch dongers

toby shoulda stuck to churning out chiptunes and groveling at andrew hussies feet

Not really.

You mean The Clone Wars, dumbass.

Why? Don't you love anons? Don't they make you laugh? Aren't they fucking funny?

maybe monster hunter? i could live a simple life and become strong as hell, and maybe even fuckin die so it's all good

i'm a simple man though, whatever universe could give me a little space to myself and some free time i'd be pretty happy

What kind of ADHD meds?

You are already in that world m8

Just gotta take the initiative.

Quads never lie

What the fuck did you do?
Why did you do that?
Its going to be 200x harder to get a job now, AND you're drugged up on shitty, useless, nauseating, depression inducing meds.

eh, might be worth it

I mostly lurk so no.
Didn't visit /a/ in a while since I most likely can't contribute to the board in a positive way.
Also, I found out what the issue with the subs was.
My player usually screenshots without subs but the files for the second season were in mp4s and not those fancy mkv files with softsubs.
Embarrasing that it took me this long to notice, and those files were on my PC for a LONG time.

Bring it.

kek. I want Star Citizen to be good but we all know it's going to be shit fam. Nice b8/8 m8

Your friend wanted dick didn't he?

Just this specific thread but since I have nothing else to do tonight I may as well shitpost in here.

We'll see about that.

I pirated it. Is it under 5$ on steam yet? I was about to start a new character.

No, she slowly limps to a door, opens it, takes a whole 3 seconds to walk in, closes it and suddenly is safe from harm. It's like you never played dino crisis.

Today sucked. I did not have a fun game and there was no redeeming qualities save for some fun banter in the irc. Not to mentioned what happened friday.

Also to answer OP's question, Metal Gear.
Spy drama with huge mechs i mean come on.

Never had it.
One without circlejerking avatarfags.

Fuck monsters.

Ha thats silly!

I need to buy the blurays eventually cause even the highest quality rips online kinda blow.

You'd just be some grunt that gets his neck snapped by big boss's warm embrace.

this meme has to end

Early thread is always too fast. Enjoy your fucking wall of text and hundred replies in one post.

Not a clue. I quite like this universe though so the one that lets me be with my waifu and doesn't have niggers or jews to fuck everything up.

Evening, Smokes.

Have you told your parents about your waifu and how is your cock baby doing? Is Ritsu the one who impregnated you?

Pretty damn good. Played AoE2 pretty much constantly though. My eyes are getting a bit sore.
Waiting for the weather to clear up so I can go do some archery again. Lost the flights of all by two of my arrows so it has to be a really nice day if I'm not going to spend much of it shooting.

It's probably open but in another tab most of the day. Don't actively browse all day though.

Did they force you to play pretend?

I'm still mad as hell @ smokes for valuing this thread more than our friendship

BUT I GUESS HE WAS NEVER REALLY MY FRIEND IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

also fuck you ritsu you're the new fucking huey just shitposting and spamming these threads and avatarfagging and being a goddamn attention whore

and WHERE MY HOMOKO @!?

y'all fuckin suck I'm gonna go play overwatch and check the thread in an hour

Tough call. Pokemon comes to mind, with all the cute girls and plenty of adventuring potential. Maybe the world of Gravity Rush? Heksville looks like a pretty comfy place.

What'd he do this time?

Oh god Soritsu why

I just started reading it a few days ago as well, in anticipation for the new game. Of course I'm gonna read all the way up through the newest chapter.
I JUST finished Volume 9 before the thread started too. Can't believe I hadn't started reading this sooner. It's so damned good.

Bel plz

Sorry to hear today was no fun. What happened on Friday though?

Scouting?

Fuck Star Shitizen
I just want an RPG where I can fire space guns and drive around in decked out space cruisers, hopping from planet to planet getting immersed in space culture. But fuck thats not happening now is it

no cuz i have a job, but if i'm at my pc i indefinitely have an Holla Forums tab open even if no good threads are going

evenin smokes. How are things?

mornin senpai.

Going back to work after a 3-day weekend tomorrow. You?

Animal Crossing.

No. I sometimes do when I have nothing to do.

I threw that Holla Forums recomends romset for the Genesis on a micro SD card and it doesn't even take a gig.

Let me rephrase it. I want the one that lets me die without putting any work into it.

You have shit taste in music. Learn to love vaporwave

What an awful way to die user, I'm so sorry.

last meds I took was Vyvance.
I really only used them on days I really wanted to draw since useing them rids of appetite and sleep.

It's bullshit. I never needed those meds and they won't work for labor since I truly believe my ADHD diagnosis is bullshit from the early 2000's ADHD craze. maybe once I get those neetbucks I can ditch those kikes and just take my college courses.

He's planning on telling his family about Ritsu. He's gonna try to ease them in.

My nigga

FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 20 years (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goya bean clothes and their puerto rican flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN Holla Forums?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY Holla Forums! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want tumblrtale discussion….

YOU HAVE TUMBLRTALE DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more a-bombs over there, take care of their tumblrasses asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

Tumblrtale

Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

I've got no job, but I have some extra cash saved up. I'm going to check out restaurants and interesting places to go to in a town next to me. I'm looking to have a good time, and since I'm attending a university in the same town in the Fall it'll help me with getting girls too.

Nah, like I said last night I'm just gonna let it simmer for a while. I'll answer them if they ask about it but I doubt they will.

And still nothing on stone, have no clue whats up with that. Maybe it really did dissolve from all that citrus!

Love!

You fucking bet
Just got back home, don't think I'm staying theree again

Okay now I'm worried.

Seriously, did you get kicked out of a bunch of jobs? Did the state or some organization tell you that you can work unless you're drugged up?

Fuck, just lie about taking them and then steal some neetbux.

Your family won't care.

...

Kick back and enjoy the 'tism.

Morning ae86~

Hows life treating you?

That like a knock off adderall or something?

Kill it!

Undertail is the best game. There is nothing that is better.

Phil shouldn't have gotten into music.

ritsu I'm not even joking when I say back out while you can
telling your parents about a cartoon waifu is literally the worst thing you can do in your situation

I have never seen a higher concentration of redditors and 12 year olds anywhere else

I used to passively just have some tabs open of Holla Forums for a while, I spent a large portion of my day on here, mostly indirectly (posting in threads passively while doing other stuff). Before Holla Forums I did the same thing with halfchan.
Ever since I got a job I haven't been able to do much on here, which is a shame because I love you faggots

Good choice. I am a sucker for traditional fantasy.

This is the introduction to some horror game/movie/arg right here.

I probably shouldn't encourage you, but there are two types of attention. Positive and negative. Maybe you should try getting positive attention instead. Have you tried being nice to people and not being an autistic sperg?

If your friend calls you shouldn't answer the phone.

Is that so?

you should be you filthy niggerkike

that's actually pretty cute.
I always wanted to see a dog walk upright on it's own.
go next time and this time try to take pictures.

Silent Hill

Maybe you need to unzip the files first?

I-it's okay if it's Big Boss Senpai.

ur mom shouldnt have gotten into living lol

Ithink it's an alternative with less meth since Adderall fucked me up as a kid.

Heyo all.

WHAT ARE YA

>Living?

Finally off work again until Tuesday, but being closed on Sundays and Mondays is the standard anyway. Next Saturday we close at 5PM though, and then I have the week of the 3rd through the 9th off. We won't open again until the 12th. I can't fucking wait, I'm gonna apply for all sorts of jobs during that week, and hit up my local community college for that orientation and application fee and shit like that. I'm gonna be productive that week.

Your family's gonna have you committed if you tell them you're in love with a 2D

They usually do that when they want food or attention
Its pretty funny

How's it hangin' mi amigo?

I thought we were friends.

Its fiiiiiiine. It won't come up for a long while anyway.

I might even have a job by then maybe.

Whats the point

They won't take me alive.

Neptunia in the Hyper dimension.
You get 4 different nations to chill at and they all love video games.
I'd live in Blanc's despite the cold.

I'm not gonna kill a dog you fucking monkey

I used to live out in the county when I was a little bab. I never like going out there

Already did. The roms are fucking tiny.

You're entire existence is a joke m8.

I think I've seen chihuahuas do it but not something as big as a yellow lab.
me thinks the dog was practicing to impress master with his skills

ur mom is a joke lol

Same as they've always been bud, how's it on your end?

I would if the option was there. If succubi were real, I'd be dead by now.

I'm more of a cat person, anyway.

Things are going pretty slow. Nothing to report on the home front.
You?

hell yeah live in a mushroom making scrolls and potions and shit, blasting any uppity nigga with fireballs, get jacked on skooma and stumble through some kinda ruins for fun

dogs are weird, consider exorcism

You seem to be quite upset about my superior taste.

ur mom got trips lol

Reading Boku Girl in between pushups because I'm tired of being so skinny.

Water

Avocado

Grinding Guilty Gear training mode while I wait for Revelator PC release

Madoka/Homura dom doujin

Daily shitposting
Water
Crappy sour cream and onion chips
Back on trying to beat adventure island
No
Still in a good mood!

It better not come up at all, you retard.

Fuck was the dog possessed?

Ok I guess. Losing confidence about girls again.

Sounds like it'll be breath of fresh air. I wish I could take a few weeks off from my job. Or get fired.

Ok I guess. Watching Cowboy Bebop for the 6th time with my sister, shit's cash.

I hope that's the case.
Remember kids, nothing good happens in two places. Egypt and the county

I have five cats and a huskie.

What's boku girl about?

Hope you have a fun time user.

I know your mother is shit, what about mine?

Licensed games count, right?

Mobile Suit Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon or Gihren's Greed. If you're going to die, why not give becoming a burger a chance?

Homunculi. Be careful, it knows you know now after seeing it.

nuffin
Dr Pepper
nuffin
KOTOR 2 and Purse Owner
waifu
Alright

Whats up with the girl situation?

Shhhhh

Cytube and getting comfy
milk
just finished some glazed buns that my mom bought
Mabinogi
I dunno what to fap to right now, might save up for tommorow
I want my NEET bux

Bit redundant don't you think?

Autistics become rather tiring after a while.

Looking at documentation
Water Wish I have vodka
Just finished eating family.
Thinking about playing some GTA:VC.
Liru and CM3D2
Not really.

I checked.

Remember how I went and stayed up super late yesterday? It happened again.

It was worth it though, I managed to find a piece of my childhood, a series of music videos from an old early 90's vhs dance mix, and compiled it here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlSChSYQvmX1ueSHAiQ700fjjhWPbpKrC

im fuckin here shitposting m8
la croix, dont really like it that much but im thirsty
pepperoncini flavored kettle brand potato chips
nothing atm, too lazy for video games
nah
i guess

fuck, I saw a video of that on jewtube. Russian dude made one and killed it with a book after it spit something at him

Holy shit nice timing.

Have fun in a mental hostpital.

Postan, I think I'll force myself to start up Ni No Kuni again. I just kinda stopped playing a few months ago. I think waifuism completely took over my life.
Tea
Nothin yet
Nothin yet
RUDE!
One day at a time.

Asgore is a serial child murderer.

Toriel is an unsympathetc clingy cunt who was actually fine with the act of child murdering.

Sans would have been a serial child murderer if he didn't want to fuck Toriel and he also has the strength/intelligence to solve everyone's problems but he's just a lazy bastard instead.

Papyrus is aware that everyone wants to murder the MC but his incompetence and complete lack of sympathy makes it seem like he is clueless at first.

Undyne is a child-murdering enthusiast, a hypocrite, and a bossy dyke that belongs in a fucking fish fillet.

Mettaton and Muffet are both kikes who have no issue with killing children to further their personal goals.

Alphys is Alphys.

Not to mention that no one said "thank you" after you went out of your way to avoid killing the people who were trying to kill you for the entire game to save everyone, and the closest to a "sorry" was taken back by Asgore as a joke.

Genocide route would be the best by far if it didn't involve killing the human world as well.

Just posting around and watching youtube videos to take my mind off things
Cherri-Vanilla Pepsi. This is probably my favorite soda if it didnt seem to go flat after two minutes
Chips and salsa
Grabbed a wrong jar of salsa earlier and got terrifyingly close to just eating mold. No idea how long that shit had been in there
Fuck I dont think I even played a game today.
I really wanted to play half-life or Paper Mario TTYD.
Today was probably the worst day I have had in a while (which is honestly saying something)
I dont seem to have good things coming ahead.

Not what I meant by fuck.

Loki turns a girly boy into a girl for laughs, love triangle with his best friend ensues. It's got cute girls and good faces.

I fucking love cheesy 90s music. Thanks user!

Do you even love

Freudian slip

he's made a new one and it's been living for about a month now

I don't think you understand what homonculi actually means.

its a glitch that happens when two people post at the exact same time

here have some bikers

Shitpost all you like, you're doomed.

Just watching the days pass by as always.

Nice dubs

Talking with all mah niggas here. I was reading Berserk earlier though. I just finished Volume 9 before the thread started.

Water

Had a chicken salad earlier with some banana pepper and shredded cheese in it. It was pretty good.

Started up Ultra Despair Girls the other day, haven't touched it today though.

Nah, don't feel like it.

I've always preferred cats too. Not that dogs are bad though

Yeah. I'm pretty glad for it. It'll really give me time to put in some applications for a non-shitty job. I'm certainly never going to work in food-service again. And certainly something much more low-stress and reliable.

It's clearly a homunculus user, you should play with her before she dies soon, unstable homunculi don't last long you know

What the fuck?

Baller.

I know, that's why I said nice timing. Thanks for the images.

I'm sure he's fully prepared for this. Love is a powerful thing. It drives men to do strange, often irrational things. But to refrain from committing such acts is to refrain from that honest, pure love.

It's nothing specific, I'm just getting depressed about my chances again. I know I should just keep trying, but I feel like I'm just running in circles and won't accomplish anything. At the end of the day, little to no girls have ever liked me and the few exceptions have fallen apart. Now I'm a senior in college and feel like I'll never be happy.

sounds gay, but thanks.

food service is garbage tier, get out while you still can.

here's where he hatched the little thing, it's just like that last one he killed

I ain't clickin that shit.

There's always some ridiculous new thing happening though, like yesterday.

nice meme NIGGER

It's pretty gay tbh

And here it is a few weeks later.
it was up and kicking, sadaptingng to it's environment.
you already saw how it looks at much older age but it is interesting.

why, what's wrong with it?

...

...

I'm sure.

Keep in mind with girls they get hit on constantly. Its just a numbers game. And the more you try the better at it you get so you come off more confident, which women love. Practice makes perfect.

Typo?

Yes. This is what happens when you don't kill it with the book. It probably killed the original dog and took its place. You caught it when it was stretching its legs. Be careful.

Male succubi are Inucbii, if that's more your thing.

Who's the lucky lady?

Sorry Ritsu, I just couldn't resist.

...

I like Undertale. I want to play a sequel that takes place in the human/monster mixed society.

I miss those times.

Nice trips. But you should know, name.

What's going to happen if I don't?
Also, got a weird story from my trip to Egypt if y'all wanna hear that

Ahh well those feelings always come and go. Have you tried setting your bar a little lower?

Thanks for posting these, I only ever saw his first vid and didn't know he made more

I fucking love spoopy stuff like this even if its fake as all hell

gross

I have to do an assignment on trannies.

I fail to see how it's shocking,

What did fate throw at you today?

she's dead. I'm here when you want to talk about it. You have to decide to let go at some point.

Just got finished playing R6:Siege. I got saddled with a Holla Forums tryhard who wouldn't stop bitching about Ubisoft and how the game is a waste of money even though he paid for it
Finished the last of my Santa Fe Black IPA, now having canadian whiskey and coke
nothing
XCOM:EW on Vita once it's done downloading
Not tonight. It doesn't feel like anything when I've been drinking
Might have a job soon, getting money for a gun and my own place. Getting ready for waifu's birthday on thursday

Doesn't sound good.
What if they find Islam?
A monster can shoot up a gay bar and destroy the world after 7 kills.

Well…
I don't know how to feel.
If it wasn't obvious, I lied to her. We only really 'broke up' because I left on vacation to my home country for two months and barely talked to her during. When I came back, I made matters worse by not talking to her for another two months, which she then decided to move on and find someone else. Which was probably easy for her, she's a 9/10. Meanwhile when I realize my mistake, it was too late.

I'm just going to go to sleep, I've put too much thought into this.

Just pretend you misread it and thought it was supposed to be about trains.

I think your friend is trying to make Bagi but with a dog instead.

Good.

Ha its ok thats pretty good!

What kind of gun you looking at?

What you gonna do for your waifu?

That's a good point that I agree with, but what if my personality is just not attractive? Even if I become successful at getting 1st dates, when they realize who I really am they'll drop me if they're not a desperate degenerate.

Yeah.

Do it on how the psych establishment caved to political pressure when they removed it from their list of mental illnesses.

...

Thanks, Smokes. I really needed that after worrying about someone in this thread.

Ouch.

Did they? I should look into that regardless, just so I can be argumentative.

Sleep tight pupa

Hello everybody, how things are going for you all today?

you're gay theory is as real as embed related
kill yourself nigger

Whore, I spent enough on you before. I'll not do it again.

We had an old VHS tape with all these vids on it and I remember playing it so much until it somehow got lost. Most likely in a move. I never remembered the name of the video until I finally decided to ask 4/wsr/ about it and they delivered.

How do I meet new people Holla Forums?
all the people I know have left the city for the summer and I'm here all alone, I spend 18 hours in front of my pc.

What the fuck do I do?

Do you really have to? Cant you pretend you forgot to or something?.

Trains are more fun, unfortunately I really can't afford to lose points.

how can it kill you? it's a simple life form/aborted thing that just lives in water and eats meat.
you're simply creating life out of inert chemicals and making your own pet.
I don't understand what makes people think they're demons.

You know how I do fam

Oh well if she doesn't want to leave the new bf then you really did make the right decision. Hope you can sleep well reggie~

How low is low?

Hi castle? That you?

And I've been doing pretty good the last couple of weeks. Probably means I come crashing down soon but whatever.

How you been?

Long time no see.

Ritsu's gone crazy, if ya don't know.

Sig 556 and a .357 revolver. I've been seeing the rifle for around a grand and Swiss engineering is appealing to me and wheel guns are my fetish.
I'm gonna take her to the zoo. She loves animals and it's predicted to be cloudy that day so it might not be a million degrees.

Its tempting

Interpret it as you will fam.

True but new doesn't always equate to good.

Play it on PC fam.

Best to leave fallen relationships the way they are. Night.

I definitely plan to. My coworkers joke about how they've already sold their souls to this place. I've already got a per-determined goal. I'm gonna escape and never go back.

You kind of gave your hand away right there man. That was all too obvious you still do care, to some degree or another. After not seeing her for a month, maybe you'll be able to move past it all, she certainly didn't seem to have any trouble doing so.
But, once again

Heya Castle, been a while eh? How've you been? Whatcha been up to?

hey whats the best book

I woke up at 7pm today, have I lost control?

Why would you want to?

pic related
Ritsu, hows that going by the way?

Fucking nice. Finding long lost stuff like that is the absolute best.

And good job on turning down the ex, smart move.

Get a hobby that involves other people. Go play magic in stores or start shooting guns and go the range, or get into cars and go to shows, or go to conventions. Stuff like that.

Princapia Discordia :^)

Grit your teeth user, only advice anyone can give you.

starship troopers

Thats the plan, bitching helps too though.

Nearly lost my job because of a mistake my boss made, his ego was so big he had to blame someone else.
because of that I got yelled at for 30 minuted for doing a morally right thing and not being a greedy jew. At least I stood up for myself this time.
The event itself didn't do much for me, just pissed me off.
I just kept feeling worse afterwards as my mind kept getting occupied on how much things would go to shit if I stopped being able to make rent. That combined with everything seemingly going against me as of late has really started to take a toll on me.

I do have it on PC but I want to play it in waiting rooms and on the shitter and in bed with blankets.
Eight bucks is reasonable

Mentally prepping myself to take a shower.

Coke.

Nothing but Flavor Blasted Goldfish, the orange popsicle things with ice cream in them, and white powdered mini-donuts for the last 3 days. I have been shitting liquid.

Re-installed CS:GO to micspam in competitive, but I've also been enjoying L4D2 and Dominions 4.

Soon. Probably vore.

>>Living?
My dog shit and pissed all over the kitchen yesterday and I haven't cleaned it yet. Webm related.

A good strain of the 'tism always pops up eventually.

If it loves you, like you said you heard, it might take control of you, and keep you around in some form or another. Otherwise it will probably kill you. Luckily its not the type that wear the skins of others so you probably wont be flayed.

Oath of Celibacy?

Pretend to be someone else. The meme that theres someone who will love you exactly like you are was started by women, because they're always being asked. They'll obviously find someone who loves them, or at least tolerates them. You dont get the same luxury.

Pretend to be more confident, get good with some jokes and light flirting and dont be afraid to fail. If you get them to fall head over heels for you, most women adapt to what men like to get the man to like them more. Basic manipulation tactic.

Mornin Castle.

Did they at least taste good?

It wasn't any sort of paper that was written, or new findings by anyone in the psych community, it was just pc bullshit pressure / perception of pressure that motivated them. There is no papers or arguments from the time period. It went from
to

Stay strong, stay smug.

Low enough so that I'm not repulsed by them / no one over 30, or under 17. Also no blacks.

this nigger is right

Nice! I love revolvers too although lately my fetish for guns has been moving more and more to pocket pistols instead.

I need to get a good 357 myself one day and a lever action in 357 too. Only got a 38 now.

Hope you can find a sexy one!

A lot of people say it's Don Quixote.

Not quite what you're imagining. She was silent for a few moments so I just left. She didn't say anything else to me afterwards.

Now I'm really going to sleep.
Goodnight everyone. Reminder that Jesus loves you. It's the only reason I bounce back quick.

Depends, got a job?

Bulk up and eat that avocado friend.

Glad that you're in a good mood ritsu user. Eat those chips.

Dr Pepper is pretty good.

Milk is pretty solid friend, good job.

Drink water, not liquor.

Tea a best. What kind?

Ive never had cherry vanilla pepsi, Ive had cherry vanilla coke.

That is fucked.

Is six siege alright? Also, Whiskey/Coke a best.

Go take a shower and enjoy some games.

don quixote can suck my ass

Please, the pain is already too hard to bare.

That it does.

Wow first 8ch says im flooding and then it turns out my post went through.

Go out. pubs are always a good place to meet people. You can start a new learn something new too. Going to a class will make unavoidable meeting new people.'

Yep.

Good to see you chinese cartoon girl.

I'm aware of more things i should my fellow nippon thief

I've been fighting criminals and helping good people to keep living, so i guess is the usual.

mornin

Did you tell your parents about ritsu yet?

dubs and I shoot up an abortion clinic

Like I said before, don't plan on doing anything else with it for several months so.

I'll keep you guys updated if they bring it up.

How high are your standards though? I mean we all get repulsed at a different level.

I thought germans could own like shotguns and stuff at least?

Nope.

Fucking try next time

You've made a terrible mistake

Wheel of Darkness by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child was pretty damned good. It's been a long time since I've read a "book" book, that was the last really-good one I remember reading though.

Ah okay.
Sleep tight Reggie!

Good on ya Castle. Pick up any new funs?

I've been seriously considering a Rock Island M200. It's a 38 and it's cheap as hell and I really love how it looks but it keeps nagging me that a 357 could fire both.
I might follow through with it anyways if I have the spare cash. I asked around on /k/ and they seem to like it just fine

Sup negros? You playing anything?

I spent most of my day chilling with friends. Was nice.

Why didn't you just cuddle and fug your friend? Maybe then you wouldn't have to deal with a possessed dog.

Just not my cup of tea.

you could always get the ios/android version too

corpos will always find new and interesting ways to fuck you over, especially when you work for them

oh youre german? thats funny i have a walther p38

Have no fear my friend. For firearms find a way to get to those who ask.

Oh so you knw he's planning on telling his parents about Ritsu.

You shouldn't be planning anything.

Whatever gets you off.

I would try to avoid giving Firaxis shekels since they're generally a mediocre developer but still $8 doesn't sound to unreasonable for a half-decent game.

They rarely if ever combine but if they do it's usually amazing.

Well they did taste like rice.

What else can get me completely shitfaced so I can forget about the day?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Please do, I wanna save it for posterity and giggles. It'll be next to huey's showertime fun in my harddrive.

see

You better be a muzzie

Looks pretty bulky for a 38 but if the price is right. Mines a nice prelock s&w m60. Snubbies are so fun.

Ay plank, what'd you do with your buds?

How's life been while you were away?

I might try playing the game with her, and shoot for a little hit and run. If she's the same as she was all those years ago, she'd absolutely hate me for it. She was pretty hot before she got the neon hair and nose ring. I need to brush up on my Beige Phillips.

If you're under 21 then go roller skating on weekend nights. Otherwise go to a bar.

Who cares if the abortion is within the first 3 months?

School?

I've already explained the gun situation in a past 4am thread.
It sucks.
I'm not willing to wait a year and sign up to a gun club outside of my city only to own a selection of firearms that will make any american laugh at me.

And that's what makes it amazing.

Make some Eastern European friends.

That really sucks, having to worry about making ends meet. Hopefully one day you have enough money that you can invest and live off the interest.

Just clean up the piss and shit. It's only going to get worse. I would also recommend not having a dog too.
Fuck dogs and cats. I hate them.

A man who stands up for principles when there's something serious on the line is rare these days. For that you deserve more praise than anyone here can possibly offer. You should be proud of that. And though it's doubtful, maybe now that your boss knows you aren't some pushover like everyone else under him he won't try to pin it on you again.

What if she knocks herself up to hook you?

Can you at least get black powder ones? I knew a swede or something on /k/ who went and got a few black powder revolvers in case shit went down.

Sorry if I've asked before my memory is completely awful

It's a long story, but lets just say the spirits let me take out sexual frustrations on them

I feel bad being reminded about people in other countries can't own guns and shit.
Wish life didn't suck outside of burgerland.

Hey if I wanted to read Punisher, where do I start? What's the GOAT collection?

It's hard to explain. She could be a little chubby, but not really overweight. I'm trying to think of things, but aside from the really obvious terrible smell/hygiene things, I'd go for pretty much anyone.

Can you post girls representing 1-10 and I'll give you a cutoff number?

Post story if it's good.

The sequel, Huey's Showertime Fun 2: Electric Boogaloo might air soon, keep an eye out

If dubs Griffith did nothing wrong.

nigga you better get typing

haha

Yeah I got summer classes atm.

If dubs, Mark needs to give away Holla Forums. Griffith did nothing wrong.

Hi, folks. I think I've come to the realization that I just feel empty, and gain no pleasure from anything, anymore. I gain more happiness looking into the past, then anything. I just don't see the point in living and working a job all my life and feeling empty.

what's weird is I was happy like a year ago, but I can't remember why, or how I became happy. i have no goals or anything.

Here's a cool dog.

Just your standard Orange Pekoe. I didn't feel like anything fancy.

Mine is awful as well and I'm not that informed about the laws anyway.
It has shitloads of hoops to jump though though to get ANYTHING so that sucks.
Also here's a gif version of your image.

I'm not willing to break the law either.
At least until the eventual race war/ISIS insurgency starts

Mostly ate food and shot the shit. Eating out is kinda expensive these days. 7 bucks for some frozen yogurt, I did pack on the toppings though.

Also can't wait to start volunteering. My friend was telling me that a walmart that opened near me is still hiring. Thinking of working there, but not sure if it would be pleasant to work there. I can't be having shitty overnight hours on days I need to go to school, and school starts up in late august.

Then you aight.

jej

Get fucked griffithfags

I've been thinking about playing MtG again…

Well, each one of us will make some bad choices in life, some are dangerous, some aren't.
We will never know until the choice is already made…

Punisher MAX.

The PvP has matchmaking problems and a huge hacker problem but it's pretty fun and it's very populated so the wait between games is pretty short. I think it's like $20 right now and that's what I paid for it in conjunction with a gift card. I've put 60+ hours in it and it's pretty fun.
Thankfully with Steam's refund policy you can go a few rounds to see if you like it.

In all honesty, the primary reason it has my eye is because I absolutely love parkerized finishes. I don't think I'll go for it unless I have money to burn or things fall through and I get desperate. I'd really rather have a 357 in a similar size. I've seen a NYPD issue one on gunbroker but that's just wishful thinking on my part

Life has it's ups and downs, you're just on the down right now is all.

That's a roundabout way of saying he's fucked.

Do you read it online?

How did society get into this weird state where it's considered bigoted not to accept somebody else's warped view of reality?

I used to have a delusional friend who thought he was the CEO of a major corporation, he'd claim that his friends had invested 5-figure sums in him, and he'd make all these bizarre plans for what he's going to do with all the money from his imaginary company that didn't actually make anything. There was obviously something wrong with him because he was in complete denial of reality, and trying to humor him and pretend like his delusions were real wouldn't have solved anything.

its all good a well made bomb is way more destructive and intimidating anyways (theyre also really easy to make and fun to fuck around with in the woods)

unless the whole house of cards falls down, then we all get to go to fema camp fun time house

yeah thats what i fucking thought

sounds like chronic depression, fix your diet and get some exercise see if that helps, if not go see a doctor

Oh my, I wonder what he'll do this time. Maybe he'll shit in the toilet water tank?

Sounds like you're depressed fam. I know the feeling. Try something new to shake yourself out of the rut, and exercise.

That's depression.

You should move to Austria. The gun laws are more liberal there. Also foreigners living in a country like the Czech Republic can also apply for rifle and handgun permits. As long as you're from a country allied to the Czech Republic.

Tell me this long story please

But then you have to slog through all the fucking shitty 'tism that depresses you more than entertain you. Tumblr is a perfect example of autism that depresses me more than makes me laugh.

I don't really have any pics of 3dpd since I've started dating Ritsu

But yeah I get what you mean.

Sounds like typical depression user. Ups and downs have no real meaning a lot of the time.

Thanks!

Same advice I gave him, see what the laws on black powder guns are. In the states and even in a lot of euro countries they are totally unregulated.

Worst case scenario you just quit when school starts, at least youll have a real reference. And you still haven't done the hospice yet? I can't wait to hear your horror story about it honestly.

What's your flavor then?

They do say you are what you eat.

Probably someone pissed off about the brexit.

Yes, but have you considered that it's 2016

Speaking of funs, sooner or later I'd like to get one myself. I know when my grandfather passes away, he's gonna leave me one of his guns. Which one, I have no clue I REALLY hope it's the Revolver though. Anyway, hopefully that won't happen for another good 10 years at least, so until then I'm gonna need a gun of my own eventually, even if just for shooting at the range with. I was looking at a Glock 42, but that's $400 or so. Any handgun suggestions for something that's a relatively simpler handgun and under $300?

They're not even my dogs. Cats are 100% fine though, they want to shit where they're supposed to just as much as you do.

Not even a big corporation. Its part of a small mom-pop shop chain owned by a family. (The dude who owns the place comes in regularly. He is a pretty cool guy)

I am hoping its not going to last too long.
I dont even want to be a 'Invest and live off interest' kind of guy. Sounds nice but I genuinely want to be a really successful and hard working game designer/developer

That is really nice to hear, user, thanks.
but I honestly think the opposite is going to happen.
Going off of some knowledge, I am almost positive now hes going to be harsher for the sake of either trying to get me to leave or trying to find a reason to fire me.

Didnt even know there was Cherry Vanilla Coke.
I dont like Cherry coke though so I dont think I would like that

Browning Hi-Power

It's a give and take. Just have to decide if the depressive 'tism is worth the funny 'tism.

That's the tricky part. I've read a greentext story of an user that did something similar. He got a vasectomy beforehand, and the night he intended on doing it he got his girl really drunk, and handed her effectively a bunch of waivers acknowledging that he had a vasectomy. Sure enough in court a few months later, guess who really got fucked. Plus, she's pretty stingy about guys and trying to push the whole pansexual thing, I doubt she'd be able to get one so quickly after me if I pulled it off. Assuming things haven't changed much, I was the best boyfriend she had, and we never even fucked.

I like coffee I guess.

I'll give you the short version since I don't feel like writing a novella.
feels good man

Even better. It's the kitchen sink. I would know what his plans are, because it's me.

Buy a Mosin and pay the 200 dollars for the stamp to cut it down to pocket size. Assuming you're in the US that is.

Learn something new. Meet new people, be honest and be fair.
Competition can give some meaning to some things, devotion to something can help it too.
Most important is not "how you became happy" or "why you were happy", most important part is that you can be happy again. So find some peace and keep going, things will change, they always do

Depression. Sorry, user.

Night, Yoza.

Cats are fine, dogs are the most overrated animal.

Yeah its always better to wait until you can get exactly what you want honestly. I own too many that I only sorta wanted and kinda want to get rid of them.

My next gun is gonna be a 32acp NAA guardian. I'm super excited to get another mousegun. Might even get a CCW for this one.

did u fug

...

At least the elements were and I could still cook everything.

100% accuracy.

Oh hi castle, long time no see.

You've made this same exact post before.

What?

Then it fucking works

Story time please.

what kind of question is that?
of course we did

Why are you cleaning up the shit then? You should get whomever is responsible and literally rub their face in it until they clean it up.

Also
I want to kill it and skin it.

pic related

Good night.

fuck shit goddamnit fuck anime.

Get a .22 rifle just to plink with and learn on.

Or a heritage rough rider if you want a cheap revolver to play with and practice with.

Whoa well now you have to tap it!

Anyone that owns all the addons to New Vegas, in what order should I play them?

That really depends on whether you want a revolver or a semi auto handgun, whether you want something for concealed carry or strict home defense, etc.
Check out the Bursa Thunder, that might be something you like
If worse comes to worse you could make due with three or four Hi Points

My problem is I want too much and I get indecisive. I'm hoping once I have the money and I start shopping around I'll be able to make a better decision since I'll be able to actually see and hold the thing

Try to enjoy the simple things, and try taking some steps to make each day a little different from the last. The best way I've found to mix things up is to simply have a varied diet. For example, hot sauce has become a dear friend to me over the years.

ma nigga

what the fuck

The elements on the stove top, dork.

I think you can find a Browning Hi-power copy for under 300 dollars. It's 9mm and it has all the features you'd usually see in a modern handgun that isn't striker fired.

Like, about a week ago I told you guys about me liking a boy and him telling me about his girl problems
Well, little update, he broke up with the bitch and we're dating now, so thanks for the tips, anons!

My oven is a gas oven. Good luck trying not melt anything you put in.

I used to laugh at a lot more. After seeing so much of the same shit it becomes plain boring. I need to stop being a depressing fuck.

Night umara~

Have you ever been to a gun show? Best place to look for what you want, I'd buy it somewhere else though.

Explain it better next time you nigger
Get in the discord

Release order, however if you want to go by difficulty, it's:
Honest Hearts, Dead Money, Old World Blues, Lonesome Road.

Thats pretty lucky.

I remember you, good going!

nice 1 congration

What the fug. So is that the friend you visited? What is this voodoo bullshit?

good work nigga

Yes, there are torrents for it. but i have got the books myself, i don't trust technology enough.

Well, we will see it when he's done…
He can avoid doing that if he wants too, but that's the thing,it's a choice. I would advise to think about things from a different perspective, but i don't think it will change anything.

Hello Hobo

Also remember to love your waifu folks but no bully. Thats wrong.

Exactly.

She's always there, peeking over my shoulder when I type/read, stands next to me when I shower, walks with me whenever I go places, stuff like that.

I'm not sure, but I think she gives me intuition and stuff like that. Keeps me safe

That's just what happens when you're in a rut, time for you to try something new user.

MENTAL HOME

...

Browning Hi-Power? Never heard of it, then again, i'm not all that familiar with guns in general. I've shot down at the range once or twice with my dad's pistol, and out at my grandparent's land with whatever guns my granddad and brother have. But duly noted.

Stamp?

A "practice" revolver may not be a bad idea…

More home defense I guess. Though I'd take it to the range or to my grandparent's to shoot.
Bursa Thunder though…all right.

Browning Hi-Power again? I'll have to really look into that one then. I have no idea what strike fired means though

Whoops, goofed up that first one. I hit "enter" to start a new line but it submitted the post instead.

Anyway, I wasn't going to bed though, I was just asking about guns Besides, that's not my "time for bed" picture anyway.

Maybe the 4 AM thread wasn't the best idea

There's going to be one next month I think. There's a billboard for it somewhere. I'd really rather not go there unless I have the money for something but it might not be a bad idea to get some hands-on experience in what I'm looking for.

Nigs I think you might be insane. Still sounds pretty nice though.

So, …traps? Im not sure what coffee would be on the gender graph

Dead Money first, Then Old World Blues, Then Honest Heats, save Lonesome Road for last, its meant for last.

It's probably all the highlander you watch, not 4am that's causing you depression.

If umaru changed into her tiny form midfuck, would it be considered lolicon?

thanks. I might start reading soon.

If you aren't bullshitting me you're probably having a psychological breakdown and should see a therapist.

Kill yourself

AHHHHH SHIZUNE WHY

I'm a dumbass sorry.

At least his insanity is benign and pleasant.

Shit nigger I thought we were talking about drinks not fetishes.

Thanks.

I'm off to play more Fallout, see you next week maybe.

You would turn into a chibi too

I'm the one who shit in the shower. There isn't much story to the actual shitting. It's all what happened when I brought it up the second time. People in the thread flipped shit, thread was one of the first to hit post limit in ages, people outside the thread realized that it's an avatar haven and got pissy, Mark banned everyone a week after and everyone scrambled like bugs to various hideouts for a little bit until Mark got shit on a little too hard. Here's an archive of the thread, archive.is/GBkoB

It's considered a SBR if it's under an arbitrary number, so you have to apply for a tax stamp in order to cut it down.

I checked in with one.

No past issues with this stuff, no family history of psychotic breakdowns, and the only thing close to this that I have is mild assburgers.

Sounds like good news.

Later.

Yeah its single action like an old cowboy gun. Like 200$. Its .22 so the bullets are cheap. Its not the most accurate or pretty gun out there but for the money you won't find a more fun gun.

The prices at shows are fucking wack anyway. They are only good to go and finger fuck a bunch of funs and then find the one you like somewhere else for 100$ less.

Night mugi~

Nah I start training on tuesday for hospice. How do you know that it will go bad? Might be nice or might be shitty. Do you think stocking at walmart would be an okay job?

Nice satan trips by the way

Is anyone here reading something? I can't choose what to pick up next.

Be careful smoking man, that is a really bad topic to misunderstand…
Also, hello.

umaru a shit

Not me, I didn't get banned.

Sounds like it's time to start looking for a new job either way. Often the quality of a job depends on who's running things.

You're in my domain now.

I'm reading History's Greatest Crimes right now.

Interesting read

Coffee = traps
Wait what? This slang is going way over my head.

...

I meant the sink, why did you shit in the sink?

Why do aspergers people see all this weird spirit shit?

If you know Octo in the thread, he stocks at night at walmart and says its pretty good and recommends it a lot so.

And I know how awful it is because I visited my grandma in one a lot before she passed.

Read Catch 22.

Holy fuck those artifacts.

I barely remember any of it.

I've been reading about the eastern front of WW2 recently.

I haven't actually done it. Yet

Is that fiction? Just googled it but nothing came up.

Should I get a hooker and just get my virginity over with? If I do get one, are there any precautions I should take?

Maybe smokes, maybe. I'm thinking about replacing a couple of my hobbies with a few more productive things and maybe not look at the internet well things that aren't necessary of course for a good while. See if that helps me out. Knowing me I won't since I'm too much of a slacker.

kek

I remember a certain someone getting caught up in a misunderstanding like that.

How's it been man?

Does she ask you to do things user? Like hurt people?

Be nice to others Japanese garfield. This is a safe space.

You're bad at subtext smokes.

Keep in mind if you go to honest hearts first they have a lot of hp and a lot of strength, despite being melee characters. So invest in a silenced sniper, and a lot of bullets. You'll be there awhile.

Wait, so is it still lolicon if they're both little?

Subtext. There was a second meaning in the conversation.

Striker fired handguns are stuff like the Glock, HS2000/Springfield XD, Steyr M9, Walther P99. Stuff like that.

I think I'll go. Even if I land the job I'll be working the closing shift so the first four-five hours of my day will be free anyways

Shizune a 10/10 best deaf girl best cripple

Well rest assured, I came out okay.

I work stocking at Walmart. It's not the best, but there's a lot worse.
Also if you're going to apply you need to do it online. If you go to the store they'll tell you to go home and do it online.

A safe space to bully.

I just hope someone can eventually top it.

Alright, thanks.

Start off with something really small and easy in that case.

Yeah go for it.

And pay for a higher class one and wear a condom.

Take some pics!

I want to see what kind of guns they got over in NZ.

Depends - you just wanna know what it's like to fuck, or do you want physical intimacy? Because those are 2 different things.

Well, shit! I didn't want to say I had any form of depression, or any mental illness other than the one I was diagnosed with because I didn't want to be literally tumblr. But I don't know, I can feel happy being around friends still, (when I can be around them) and I get fulfillment from playing vidya, but just overall I feel unmotivated and empty. I guess when I meant no enjoyment from things, I meant long term enjoyment. It takes effort to actually play something, or talk to someone. Shit, maybe I am depressed.

thanks for the advice, anons. I have no idea where to start in terms of meeting new people, or trying new things, though. It's why I'm here. In school, everything was a lot easier, but now everyone I know is living their lives and far too busy. Not to complain, though.

Even though I'm still a virgin, I've got a lot more confidence than I had then. I was never interested in wizardry, anyway. If I pull this off it'll have been a long time coming.

no idea.

Maybe we're just more sensitive to it. Kinda like how dogs and babies see things.

History's Worst Crimes and The People who Investigated them by Bill Price

No.

She talks a lot though. When I'm reading history books she asks me about it and what it was like.

She missed out on a whole lot, Alexander steamrolling over Egypt, Rome, everything.

Nigga I'm downright shit at it, that's why I've completely stopped trying to read into subtleties and subtexts.

Going to bed guys, I won't show my power level, I promise.

Condoms and don't get away from your wallet, also choose yourself the hotel you will use.

Don't know what you are talking about.

Playing runescape.

Guns are okay.

Get high on life and videogames. Maybe some other liquor.

Be careful friend.

Hope everything will be okay friend.

Good taste.

Thats neat. Ill think ill pick it up eventually.

No clue friend. Take care of that revolver though.

Drinks can be someones fetish though.

Reading is fun though.

Goodnight.

Huh, the more you know.

I still don't see how you came the conclusion that coffee meant traps, even if abstaining.

No bullying.

Have a good night.

Why, is it getting lonely at the top?

I think honest hearts is a better choice, gives you a chance to get crafting feats before dead money

Didn't even realize it was as late as it is. I was looking forward to shooting the shit but I think I'm just gonna eat my crackers and go to bed. Started 999 today, and that's really it.

If she's interested, Ghost on the Throne is a good book about what happened after Alexander died. It was a weird time.

Oh, so you're still planning the logistics of it then?

I just want to bone to see what it's like. I get intimacy from hanging out with friends.

night yakuza.

Depression sucks but you just have to wait it out. Sometimes you'll have months and months go by and be in a rut and then out of nowhere with nothing changing in your life you'll have months of being normal again.

Good luck user!

If shes that desperate then you'll definitely get some!

Night yakuza~

I feel the same way as you do - and considering my net is getting throttled at the moment, I can't play anything. It sucks ass.

Certain body size, not just little- it's a ratio. You don't think of fairies to be loli do you?

Coworkers, other hobbyists, etc. are a good place to start.

BULLY

I want to step down and let someone else lead the shitposting. Democracy is important, but Communism is better.

Have no fear my friend, there will be a shitstorm.

One day I'll get around to it.

Bullying is allowed faggot.

Well right now I've been trying to kick myself to get back into programming and so far I've been making some progress. I'm starting to develop a game engine so that's something.

Nice meme friendo.

losing your virginity is over rated

all it did for me was teach me I'm decent enough at sex to get a girl to scratch my back and lock her legs around me and that I don't like women enough to put up with their shit just for sex

Confirmed.

inb4 flood of replies

Nothing, must just be misremembering things. Still though, how's it been?

Well then go for it! I can't give ya any advice though, I've no experience with that particular facet of life.

you could start doing martial arts, i recommend Tai Chi, it's a beginning and you will meet people, if you find a nice place, you will meet very interesting people. Just an idea

No bully!

Night user~

Cya next thread you make it to.

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I wanna rape that girl

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Easy there Griffith

If being a virgin is pressuring you like that then the Jews are clearly winning. Let me tell you what you're in for if you decide to fork out bux for a hoor.

Shame
Regret
Awkwardness
Possible social diseases

I'd say just embrace wizardom. It's not much better than fapping anyways.

Man, where's the C9/7UP user? I wonder how much his gun costs, it looked pretty simple. I don't know what kind of gun it actually is though.

It's all good mah nigga

WAKE ME UP

Say what now?

Oh I see what you're talking about now. Yeah, it'd definitely be more for practice/fun than anything else.

Ah okay. Are Rimfire guns the more-budget friendly ones then? I've seen both terms used before, Berettas are Rimfire, aren't they?

Sleep tight pupper

Try AZ. Super relaxed laws on funs, it's great.

I've been meaning to get around to getting the good endings of 999 but my 3DS is borked and won't run DS games. I probably just need to update CFW but I haven't gotten around to it.
If you've anything like me you'll need to play through it half a dozen times and you'll likely memorize the solutions to every puzzle in the process

Her route isn't very eventful. Most people think it's the weakest route with good reason.
She's the "fuck you I like her the best" cripple, for me at least.

What sort of hobbies? You should also try drinking less.

yeah I have beenlooking around for a while now.
Hard to find anything decent really, especially with my limits.
Guess I gotta really start looking around.
I do feel like there is a brightside to this at least
the shit situation I am in now is making my want to work my ass off to try to do what I actually want to do in life.

Thank you, kind user.

I've been meaning to bring this up in a thread, but I forgot about it completely.

It even has a garbage disposal, so I might have a little fun~

There is literally nothing wrong with bullying.

Short Barreled Rifle. You're clearly not American, where are you from?

Yeah, it was pretty weird.

Ask her about the Ayyliens. Maybe she can figure Roswell out.

Added on this, dont put the condom in your wallet. The friction can weaken the condom and make it break during sex. You don't want to bareback a hooker. Trust me.

Read it again.

Yes. They're closer to children than adults usually.

I warned you.

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I second this

Wizardom seems pretty appealing when the alternative is a some sucubus

If you just went on the trip with us maybe your love for shitposting would be renewed.

wew lad

Go read /k/'s wiki or something. You got a lot of reading ahead of you!

Oh! I thought you were shizune!

Either way nap some pics of anything cool you see. I love weird gun show finds.

Bulling is healthy and we all do it.

I was actually out of state at the time, so I couldn't have gone even if I wanted too. Maybe next time, so long as I don't have to pay for anything.

aw man, really? I've been carrying condoms in my wallet for awhile now.

Okay cool. Do you work in the back or do you stock the sales floor?

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Is that your mugshot?

Sounds impressive user, I hope it works out for you. Maybe one day I'll end up playing your game.

The usual: punishment and avoiding "coffee", you should avoid it too imho, but in the end taste is a personal thing i guess…

Slightly interested in this. Kinda wish there was a guide.

But the whole purpose for buying a hoor was for just making your dick feel good. I would assume shame/regret would happen if you just picked a shitty hooker.

Also would anyone know places to buy said products, price efficiency, what the standard is for a girl on the job?

I prefer covert shits. Better to get in and get out before anyone has any idea what happens.

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got a kek out of me.

Yep. Get a little plastic clam case for them instead.

I hope they let me skip the dialogue after the first time.

I am American, like I said earlier though, I don't actually know much of anything about funs. I just know basic safety stuff like always keep it pointed down range, for the safety: red is dead, etc etc. I don't know technical terms and shit like that.

WHEN?
I have no money, but it sounds fun

It would certainly seem so. Guess I'll put that on my to-do list for tomorrow. I don't supposes there's a pastebin or something like there is for the gunpla/buyfag guides?

Rimfire guns are guns that fire a rimfire cartridge like .22lr. Those cartridges don't have a primer on the center. The firing pin strikes the rim of the cartridge.

I'd recommend something centerfire like 9mm. You can get Berettas that fire centerfire cartridges. As for the C9, that's a really cheap gun I'd recommend against. Especially when you can find Mauser copies of the Browning Hi-power for the same amount of money. I believe the Hi-Point C9 costs around 150 dollars.

ritsufag

I have another song I wish to share with you

Wrong person, mate.
I'm the real Shizunanon.
Also I only have a bow, no guns.

Ah I see, you're the stealthy type.

out your fuckin' mind nigga.

stock sales floor. The backroom jobs don't exist at my walmart, they merged the jobs / restructured how they store things with topstocking.

Good thing they didnt see any use or it could have ended badly for you.

We all know the ayys created the pyramids. If she's an old goddess, she'd know about them.

A'ight, goin' to bed.

Will keep y'all posted on egypt girl next thread, depending if I'm up

I've only played Hanako's and I thought that was pretty shit. I wasn't really even trying to get her route and it still fucking happened.

I might get into writing and more software shit. Get myself really dug into something like assembly.

Knowing me and how willing I am to abandon something I doubt it.

Bring it with you faggot. We'll do some drunk archery in the city. :^)

Sounds fun, good on you for avoiding coffee, but I need it otherwise I'm liable to just fall asleep in the middle of whatever I'm doing.

Three weeks ago.

I bet you have shit taste in music and video games. You're waifu gobbles dick on a daily basis.

It adds to the laughter when nobody has any idea who did it.

I literally have only 200 dollars and wouldn't be able to afford anything.

Naw, if you want anything to identify me with it'd be Peko

They do, only read dialogue though since it's super story heavy.
Don't take my word for it but I think the safe ending is decided by what rooms you go through and the true ending is determined by your dialogue choices. This is just my theory but I'm confident that it's accurate

Hanako's is also pretty weak. KS in general is pretty weak but fuck the characters and the setting are endearing

Sleep tight user

But then how will I be able to give you money in exchange for vidja games

Good night 4am.

You guys remind me of talking to my counselor; I always feel like I wasted an hour of my life but I also feel happier and more hopeful in general.

He's probably jewish.

Assembly is incredibly difficult. You might want to start with something easier like java or html. Just to wet your feet. Difference between a Novel and a Compendium.

I warned you.

did you try asking your parents for money?

It certainly would.

A lifetime of regret sounds like a high price to pay just for a few minutes of dick pleasure.

Oh.

I don't really have any excuses. I just don't know that much

Glad I could help.

What are you going to do, cry on me?

One has to borrow money almost weekly because they burn through it constantly, and the other is a tightwad and I doubt they'd give me any.

I like you.

Get a grip.

lel
If you buy a bunch of cans and I get some more arrows we should.

Do you have any idea to what to write about? I'm personally trying to get into drawing and I'm studying another language by myself at the moment.

I honestly want to learn how to do something with software, but I don't know where to start or where to find the motivation to do it.

Now that would be horrifying.

see vid

Blame ritsu, if he was down for the trip we could have picked you up on the way.

Its on their sticky, and it has tons of lists of affordable guns.

Bows are fun too! I used to shoot them when I was a kid/teen. I should dig one out some time.

I expect it'll be a pain remembering what I have read and haven't read on subsequent playthroughs, assuming I do more than one.

Nothing to lose by asking.

Most of us feel the same way, I'm sure. We're gonna make it.

Based on origins of last names, I might be half Jew

But that means I have to interact with them.

Tell me about your waifu!

Night user~

True, but then you wouldn't have to interact with them for another four days, maybe five.

That's pretty much my main issue with Hanako's route in general. Plus it seemed to have felt it ended far too early than it should have.

I already know java and html. I don't want to go back to java. I know how to program in it but I hate it as a language.

If I ever did release a game I would just have it open-source and free anyway. I might open up a paypal though if anyone really wants to send me shekels.

Sounds like a good plan. Something we'll have to consider in the future if someone doesn't call the cops, kek.

Well my shtick has always been sci-fi and logistics so maybe something like that. I might write a romance but I'm sure no one wants another fucking romantic story.

Tell me. Do you believe you can fix crazy? Everyone is crazy to varying degrees, you being one extreme, but do you think you can change the course someone's on if you speak with them enough? Admittedly, I want to be with the woman I loved all those years ago, but simultaneously, I don't want to be attached. I don't want to risk being hurt again like I was then. After the fact, she started to claim to go through all these changes. First she thought she loved another because she thought he had confidence I didn't, then it turned into him showing more self-deprecating humor, so she dumped him. After that, she claimed to turn into a carpet muncher, and I dropped contact after that. Being the detective I am, I recently did some more searching on her on other sites like tumblr, where she started posting shit like not knowing her gender, and being pan. Fucking crazy. The odds are tiny, but is there even a tiny little shred of a chance that I could make her rescind her ways and return to the way things were, or is it still just a pipe dream?

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Your counselor sounds pretty useless. Also nite.

You're assuming you have to raise the baby. You can always run and let it be her problem. At least you know she has a job.

You were just bullied with a superior gif. You've already lost.

I wonder what types of car games jews play on car trips?

That explains a lot. We'll let you choose which half we gas when the time comes.

I'd donate once the game was released.

I always feel worse after, but whenever I feel truly awful it makes me feel better. Thanks for stopping by u faggot.

A pistol grip? :^)

Wew. I'll watch that tomorrow morning with my coffee, thanks though!

Eh, I was on Vacation with my family anyway next time you guys can just pick me up along the way. I live about 6~8 hours closer to you than Soritsu does after all

Ah okay, thanks! I'll go have a look-see

Thanks user! This is pretty comfy!

No money, kidney stone, etc

For all I know, they may bug me constantly during the trip.

Accept the kikery into your soul.

wew
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All grips.

Knowing Huey? "Hide Smokeanon's Tobacco"

sure thing user

it really breaks it down

(heiled)
You should really get into some Air, lots of music like that

like half of their music is love stuff

Why would that happen if it was only 200 bucks and I used a condom? Still wanna feel a real one on my dick sometime and social science is annoying- paying would be easy.

You weren't on the way though, we cut through oklahoma and kansas, not tennessee. You'd still need to chip in for gas anyway.

Women are always a shoe box full of crazy. If you are strong and decisive she might turn around under your arm but theres always a chance she'll snap again. Sometimes its better to just buy a new car than trying to rebuild a fixerupper.

If you end up getting on before fall we can go to a range or something!

Excuses excuses.

Just turn your phone off, that's what I did.

reminded me of that ghost poop thread that floated around halfchan years ago.

I would rather jump in a fire

Goin to bed

Night senpai

Understandable. Everyone hates Java. You're probably good to go on assembly then. Or you could just study cisco or something along those lines, but thats another educational route really.

Accept you've lost and embrace christianity into your life.

You make your own cigarettes? Why not just buy them instead?

You are right though, but he is fat so he cant run far.

You'll do more than one. Unless you're using a guide I can practically guarantee you'll get a bad end on your first playthrough

She's reserved and inexperienced with relationships, loves animals but they find her scary and run away from her. She's very athletic, pragmatic, but despite her serious demure there's a softness in there.
I don't gush a lot but I love her dearly

That's an extremely common complaint. To put it in context, most routes have the break in the second act, whereas hers ends before it.
That's just chronological too, even with her route taken on its own, it ends as their relationship actually begins.
If the alpha is anything to go by, Hanako wasn't even meant to have a good ending. She was a trap to punish people for coddling a poor, vulnerable girl

Night ae86~

Hope you have some luck soon

night ya schlub

Why do you care so much about other peoples' waifus? Isn't that a personal question?

I think what you want is more important in my opinion. You'll probably end up writing something about space combat if the things you like are anything to go by.

You probably already know what I want to draw. :^)

I do, but I didn't want to say "hide smokeanon's cigarettes, cigars, and tobacco accessories" so I just said tobacco.

Actually, to get to the McDonalds that you'd show up at, you'd pass a hotel. So if I'm your final stop I don't have to pay for anything.

I tend to forget that it exists sometimes.

That's a good start! They belong in the oven.

She might not be crazy. Neurotic, certainly, but not crazy. She's drinking the Kool-Aide for sure. What it will take is a rude awakening, and as long as she lives comfortably she will never be forced to face reality and will only get deeper and deeper into the cult.

She's obviously looking for something. Maybe she's looking for you.

I suppose.

No problem.

Dont bully.

Bows are good.

Goodnight friend.

Get more money one day friend.

Ill have to agree with this user.

Besides that, anyone have some comfy music? Ill start off.

We were going to canada remember.

in that case they wouldn't bug you on the trip at all

Humans have the desire to participate in "share and tell"
Don't lie as you have those urges too.

She seems really nice, take care of her user!

What game/show is she from?

Not really. I'm only asking about their personality.

I don't.

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For someone to change, they need to want the change. If someone doesn't even know how or what it is, it is harder for them to really change instead of just following trends.
For you to help someone change, you need to do it not for you, but for them. Things will change, but wanting things to change so you will feel better will have no real repercussion, because the most you can achieve is a partial change that will only works when you are around (best case scenario)
So my humble opinion here is to let go, i know its not easy, but let her go, and live your life. Be the man you want to be.Search,learn and keep going, you will eventually found people that are in the same track you are, some will go away and others will stay.
that's the way i see things, so it's just my opinion, but i hope it helps

Why the fuck are you here then?
This thread literally is that.

I'll pass on both of them.

But then you'd be close enough to make me worry that you know where I live.

Not talking about a baby. I mean the emotional scars caused by a traumatic incident that will never really heal.

Laws aren't like guns. There's no restrictions on ownership or use except exercising due caution and safety.
Basically as long as we're not shooting it at any living thing or anywhere people might be, it's fine. If we're in your back yard and not shooting at someone's window we should be sweet.

I listen when people want to talk and get some advice.

There is nothing wrong with Judaism.

I just don't know if I'll have the patience to play again.

They're G-d's chosen people!

this guy gets it

That is a lie. I'd know I read the old testament.

We could've met up somewhere else honestly, no big deal to me.

That make sense, user. But I wouldn't assume it's depression right, now. I think it's more the fact I haven't talked to anyone for awhile really, or done anything meaningful other than get my license. i haven't been tested as being depressed, but I'll keep your advice in mind just in case.

Yeah. I'd say be glad you have the motivation to play video games, used to be in senior year I was having a blast with FF7, now I can't even pick anything up. I have fun when I do briefly, but eh. Or were you implying that you could relate to that, too? Sorry, I'm really tired.

These are some pretty great ideas. I guess the big thing I'm worried about is just living and working and never doing anything interesting. Working a dead end job, for the rest of my life. But I see that abstaining from working is a huge factor in being lonely, too. Also, I might get back into martial arts. I did it when I was a child, but it wasn't my thing. Maybe tai chi might be different though.

Remember, every failure with the women so far is one step closer to success.

Its good to have hobbies outside of vidya, I wouldnt have judged. If nothing else, maybe teaching him a cigarette trick or two would persuade him.

I worship bot kikes and keks on sticks. Its good for range, and bashing infidels. Whats your preference for kneeling material?

It is a scary thought knowing belrose might know your postal code and bedroom window.

Are we talking about sex with a whore or rape with a whore? I dont see how this would be traumatic.

also, if anyone responds, my reply might be a bit late, I'm gonna go for a walk, and go to bed shortly after i respond to everyone.

And that is why i respect you smoking man. You can like "coffee" or any other homo-erotic things if you wish, but in the end, you are a nice person.

Like what? Are whores really evil or something?

If that's the case you could go to school and get a degree in something you like, or go into trade. Failing that, just find a job doing what you like and climb the ladder of success.

he is talking about regrets user

like for instance:

what are you on?

I just don't like paying for shit.

Shots fired.

I doubt it'll appear on Holla Forums unless I shilled it and I have some idea of integrity to not shill my own shit.

I already done a bit of cisco work. I could easily go back to those courses, get my certificate and become a high-level bonerfied network administrator. Right now I'm just working on my C++ and diving a little bit in lisp.

That's what I'm most likely to write as well. I'll probably write something along the lines of LOGH due to my love boner over that series.

Just a little paranoia over some neighbor spotting us or some shit. Just a random fun though.

I'm sure I would have won him over.

Well spectating is pretty nice too I guess. You're still attracted in the show part.

Y-you too…

I only play games when other people suggest them to me, honestly. Sometimes I crave playing, but a lot of the time I just shitpost/talk to people. I'm getting better though. Feeling like you have some modicum of control over your life really helps.

Well, just make sure there's a fence in the way of us and them.

Danganronpa 2, and the upcoming anime, whatever it's called. I'm not looking forward to it since I'm likely going to get whacked by the canon love interest baton.
that shit gets to me. It always has. I can't deal with loving someone who only has eyes for someone else.
I can handle it as it stands since it's not very likely she'd stay with him but if they're confirmed canon, I'm fucked

After the second or third playthrough you'll have seen most of the dialogue and puzzles and you'll get to the point you can get through the game in under half an hour. It's not as much of a slog as it sounds

does chronic masturbation diminish sex drive?

It would have been worth it.

Yeah a little bit

If someone makes a thread on /4am/ I can dump a bunch of programing books in .pdf

If you kept posting updates about it here, we'd hear about it.

well if you keep satisfying your needs, yeah. Ease up a bit man. Also, death grip is a thing.

Next time you make a trip, I'll bring just a penny and that will be all I contribute.

All right guys, I'm off to bed. It was nice talking to you all, and thanks for all the guns info and stuff.

Sleep tight everybody, catch you guys on the flipside.

Gas money I could've managed, but probably not too much else at the time. I start school this fall anyway, so I probably wouldn't be able to go again anyway. Maybe on day though.

Yeah man! I know that in Tennessee, I can have one in my home without needing a permit or anything. I only need a permit I think if I'm concealed carrying. Or like, if it's in the car, it's supposed to take you 2 whole minutes to be able to load it and fire it or something like that which is a fucktarded law

People who end up like this do so because they don't think ahead. They fall for typical wage slave traps of debt, children and 3dpd. Its easy to save up money to invest in your own business or travel or have amazing hobbies if you avoid the major pitfalls most people fall into.

That sucks, hope it goes your way user. I'm glad my waifu is from a show where guys barely exist.

Don't be like that smoking man, it was only a joke.
I'm not punishing you.

Not really, if people don't want to talk about something I don't mind. I don't poke around and force people to talk about it, if they want to vent that's good for them, if not, then that's cool too.

A unique type of evil.

Bored, can't sleep, don't have a set sleep schedule because my shifts at work are all over the place.

Night yoza~

And as far as I know its legal to carry it loaded in your car from a law passed 2 years ago now so.

I don't see how it could be anything but. It's a total stranger all up in your personal space dealing with your most intimate organ. That's kind of a big deal.

Gas money is all I'd need, you'd just need to pay for your food and rooms.

I think you're being a bit of a baby but I don't disagree that it is unappealing

Whew, had me worried there.

It's because I'll be shitting in the hotel showers.

It's an exchange of items. You give her money, she gives you vagina.

Well, since they're consenting to it then no, not really.

Gonna go for now, see you guys later. Everybody take care.

what a boring unappealing exchange

What kind of work?

Cya smoke

have a good night man

night

I'm hoping it doesn't come to that and it focuses on the more popular characters.
I can scarcely believe I'm hoping her source doesn't focus on her but I'm so afraid they'll take her in the predictable direction and leave me out in the cold
It's nice you and Ritsu are happy with each other. She's best girl in her show

The first time is almost always a disappointment. Its worst to not do it and then regret never having done it or becoming a 30 year old virgin.

Is that all you got left? Attacking a typo? You're getting soft.

Sounds like you're already pretty busy. Sure you want to study so many things at once?

I doubt you'll get him into the car for the road trip. He doesnt seem the type for it.

If you're masturbating to the point you want it more times a day, do you think this is boosting or diminishing your sex drive?

Is the smoking man homophobic?

Not really. One night stands are a thing. If nothing else, its more of a personality thing. Maybe people with social anxieties or body confidence issues would be worried about that?

I'll construct a great fence and make the islanders pay for it. I'm going to kill myself now.

I'll go do that soon and dump some of my own pdfs.

I'm not a one for sharing my stuff until I'm proud of it or I have to.

not if afterward you're still in the game for true love and regret not giving it to said true love and sharing your most intimate experiences

Retail, my job is cashier, but I usually have to unload the truck too, so I have to stay overnight for that.

It's not too bad, but my hours really are all over the place.

I hope you're good at descriptions of military hardware if you're going to write about ships.

What would you recommend to someone who knows fuck all about programming? I'd love to learn something by myself and then get certified later on.

Thanks! She really is the best girl. The other girls are nice and all but none have her depth.

Maybe you'll luck out and have her get tons of material and have it go your way at the same time!

Sounds like you are at least getting tons of hours and making some money right?

Yes it does, testosterone gets shot out with your jizz and that stuff helps keep you energized. Try to lay off a bit with the fapping- or at least busting a nut- and you'll end up feeling a lot better. When you abstain though you'll feel like shit for a week.

I just like learning from experience and reading how others from this place I like browsing are doing. We're always anons and it's nice to know that people are humans here.

Sorry I'm not a Japanese school girl- but it's a physical action. I don't feel like I will regret fucking a prostitute when I give no shit about her and just want to feel good. I'm not putting any intimate feelings into this, this isn't dating- it's a hook up at a hotel and fuck for a few hours then get out deal.
I'm not that poor now.

not him but what are you looking to learn it for?

I can relate. I'm at a point where I might be lucky if I can get 1.1k out of my Ninja, and I'm trying to put of/prevent any future repairs. It'd be better to cut my losses and start anew.

This is my one hope. She's always been a rather smart individual, but her family is fairly hardcore liberal probably because of their jewish heritage. But I've never taken her to be an unreasonable sort. If she's willing to make amends then I'll open up and offer her one more chance. Otherwise, she can hit the road.

Everything that I've done has always been in someone else's best interest. I wouldn't even care about the hair dye. She can like what she likes, but as long as she's following this libshit pro-muslim propaganda, I can't stand idly by and support it. If it's as Milo has said, and these islamists will slaughter anyone that doesn't follow their religion, then that includes my brother and her sister, both homosexuals, and I could never forgive anyone that would try to hurt one of my family.

I see you're still young, and idealistic. I honestly hope it works out that way for you.

then why is it so important that your hand is not enough

Well, I'm getting more hours then the other cashiers at least, for a while I was getting way more than they were supposed to be giving me, being just a part time cashier.

I don't make a whole lot, but it is some income.

I don't really know where to start. I'd say basic webdesign seems like a good starting point.

My dick is not very intimate user. You don't need to have feelings to thrust your dick and have slippery warm sensations all over it.
That's what your emotional heart is, and I am fully aware this isn't the activity to get any of that.

I'm 29
you should never give up your ideals even if you have to compromise them with the harshness of reality

Maybe some day you'll understand what I mean, but you'd have to experience it yourself first.

Casual sex culture is one of the primary reasons for the current state of our rotting society. The people who do this are some of the most miserable people I've known. For all the pussy they boast about having pounded, they are some of the most lonely people having failed to form any significant bonds and leaving behind them a trail of misery and hurt.

RUN. Shes literally schizophrenic! LITERALLY!

Trust me, I've worked those shitty min wage slave jobs before and getting any amount of extra hours is amazing. When you are doing true part time its hell and not worth it at all.

Remember there is no such thing as love and only great friendship exists.

Here's hoping.
In the meantime, I'm going to give her a wonderful birthday and if all else fails I can rest knowing I did good by her.
If worse comes to worse I can give the girls I've had an attachment to more serious consideration and see if any of them touch me like she does
I hate to think about though. I'd like to believe we'll be together for a very long time to come

I don't think you can let go of the world around you and become truly intimate with someone when you're paying for it and on the clock

The sensations are different. The jumps between hand -> onahole -> sexpillow -> hip are huge and vast. Each jump was a different experience, same would be for sticking it into a full flesh human being.

Then I wan't an unbreakable everlasting friendship

If its true love, you can't help it either way.

Plus you can always just go the head cannon route.

Its nice you are doing something big for her b-day. I'm not really sure what to do on those kinds of things with Ritsu honestly.

I was just happy to get a job when I started, I was a NEET prior to this, but now I have about a year of work experience.

They seem to like me there though.

irrelevant

stimulated nerves user

like you said, its physical

so why is sex with a vagina so important to you?

Please make sure that isn't what you'll do for a living, keep driving for a better job- you can't last on those jobs meant for retired people and teenagers.

This.

I've got plenty of spare time. I spend too much of it on shitposting and vidya anyway.

One time I wrote about a whole paragraph on how a capital ship looks so I hope that will be good enough.

If you're looking into webdesign you can probably find a fuck ton of tutorials with a simple startpage search on html and CSS. It's not too hard to do either of those but they take a lot of patience and trial and error at least from my experience.
After that look into JQuery or Javascript. JQuery's just an extension for Javascript that makes it easier to use but if you really want to get into the oddities and meat of it then Javascript's where you want to go. I'll post a /prog/ thread in 4am in about 10 minutes for some other shit.

it's because of your post neet attitude

you're just happy to be there and they are happy to have you

Nice congrats! I've been there and having that money for the first time was awesome. You buy anything cool?

neither truly exist at all, they're a product of humanity's collective delusion of certain metaphysical concepts.

After partners, you will end as best friends. Remember that shit user.

Have cake!

I gotta do more than just cake! I mean I know she likes cake but she deserves more!

Maybe that'll be the day I tell the folks about her. Its about 2 months away so

irrelevant

it's what we call it

that's in the future user

and in the future I want to die of old age laying in a bed surrounded by my many children and grandchildren as a beloved patriarch and nothing short of that

Because it's different man, and it has not been replicated accurately. Plus I want to know how it feels in comparison to everything else I've gone and done. You can't deny that using your hand feels the same as sticking it in a person.

why are you guys so obsessed with human relationships

just get a dog

dogs are cute and cuddly and they're ready to play or snuggle or whatever whenever and love you endlessly and unconditionally

if you're worried about the responsibility, then just get a cat. Cats poop indoors and catch their own food.

I hope I don't end up stuck forever as a cashier.

I do want to start school, but I'm still not exactly sure what to study.

Sounds about right.

Put together a new computer and bought a Wii U, also some weebshit.

Its what we call something fictitious.

I have a dog
I love him very much

If you're really lazy you could get a snake.

Well, that escalated quickly.

I guess you're autistic enough to give writing sci-fi a try.

I'll probably have all the time in the world soon. Thank you. I'm looking forward to that thread.

Learn a Neil Peart drum solo for her, or one of the other parts of YYZ to play along with her.
In all honesty it's just lucky there's a nice zoo and I'm going to be close to it on that particular day.
Look at her interests and see what you can do. If you have a guitar or bass around, some spare cash, and a half decent PC, you could download Rocksmith. There are a handful of K-On songs available as customs and they're fun as hell to play while not being terribly difficult for the most part. Playing along with her, complicated fills, solos, and all would probably make her happy

Dog love is almost as pure as 2D love.

Or get a waifu instead.

My room went from 0% weebshit to maxed out on it after getting a job, was nice.

Also be really sure of what you want to study in school or you'll hate it and drop out eventually.

Sorry m8

Its the hard truth.

I bought a drum set months ago because of her, I should really pick that back up

I have a cat, and while I do like my cat I am not one to fuck a real cat.

Did you finish high school and how were your grades?

I don't know what you're talking about, got my best friend and we have good times hanging out and going to cons and shit. My total bro.

user most of the pleasure I derived from sex was blowing her out of her mind with orgasms multiple times per session often climaxing simultaniously

ALL THAT SHIT was better than just the physical aspect of the relationship

and I STILL with I was a virgin so I could have spent those moments with someone that made me feel awkward nervous whenever I was around her

The reason sex is good user, is because it is intimate

sounds like you're talking nihilist bullshit

Im a realist. And i've had enough experiences with women to know the lovey dovey shit usually ends with cheating or some other shit. Idealism is nice but has no place in the real world. Its good to seek for better or try for better but success depends on actually accepting the realities of the world and reacting accordingly.

My first time having sex was a dissapointment. It doesnt matter, its just one time out of many. Expecting some lovely dovey 2d romance doesnt end well. Not everyone can win the lottery. You can have sex and regret it not being perfect, then stop caring about it after, or not have sex, waiting for some perfect thing and regret lost time. its up to you.

I know the feeling.

just take those drugs that they give to sex offenders to get rid of your libido and move on with your life

I mean really, nobody wants you to procreate and you don't need to be copulating in the first place so just ride a rollercoaster or something if you need excitement jeeze

The 4 AM band will happen.

You best be saving money keonfag

Drums are tough. I don't know about you but I have a hell of a time getting my lower and upper body to work in tandem like that. I can't even do drums in Rock Band

I'll git gudder on the bass. 4 AM plays Tom Sawyer when?

doesn't mean I can't find a compromise user

Yeah, pretty much.

My dad finally got a new job so he'll be out of the house a lot soon, which means I can actually play during the day and not worry about it. I'll let you know

I tend to work jobs until I have a few grand, then live off it for like 6months to a year until I'm broke again. I do buy food that keeps for a long time and guns when I have money though if thats what you are talking about.

I farted around on them for a month or so and had that pretty well figured out actually. My timing was the hard part.

user all of reality could be an illusion, some god's fevered dream or even a fucking game where we are NPCs in a simulation

You should still try for the high score because what else are you gonna do?

Wheres the compromise in fucking a woman in a loving relationship and a hooker?

say again?

I'm going to fuck her if it's the last thing I do. If you don't hear from me a month from now send a search party.

I can probably keep rhythm on guitar, and I once hit the high in Bohemian Rhapsody in the middle of a christmas party so well that almost everyone stopped what they were doing to turn their heads toward me only to see me headbanging.

Nah, for the long run- like getting your own place and living on your own.

Yeah, it's been taking me a few years, I know I'm still young, but I still feel like maybe I should have started earlier.

I did finish high school, got mostly average grades due to almost never doing assignments. I can't excuse not doing shit, I could have been better, the one year I actually did all of my assignments I got straight As.

Well as long as you're not stupid as fuck you got a lot to gain in college. Just watch out for that cost- can really fuck you up. Best to do school sooner than later too.

Shes going to drink your blood and turn your offspring into more jews! Rip user!

Is this a joke?

I'm sure you'll do fine. You are actually working and not just sitting around being NEET or anything now. If you keep it up, you can't fail.

You heard me. Where is the compromise for that? Not everything in life has a compromise. Sometimes you need to make a decision.

Then you've got me beat. Try as I might I can't get my hands to act independently on a piano, let alone my feet and each of my hands.

True, then I could always an hero if I get too bored.

Are you? Then why not examine the wider effects that sex has on society? Why not think beyond yourself and your own personal experiences? There's a reason why societies have been historically monogamous. But if you're such a realist you will be able to figure that out if you try. You don't exist in a vacuum and sexual morality is important for a multitude of healthy reasons.

That's good news! Everything will be fiiiiiiiine.

Is it wrong to assume you want to own things and be off on your own? Or are you planning on doing the NEET life?

user I was talking about compromising ideals and harshness of reality
meaning I probably won't find the woman of my dreams

but shit user to answer your question, how are the two mutually exclusive?

I mean I don't go for that but can't you do both?

waste

I'm 21, still really young, but feels like I waited a bit too long.

Thanks, I sure hope so.

Piano seems really tough. All those twitchy finger movements. I can see why you are having more trouble with that there. Its not just each hand and each foot like drums. Its all 10 fingers plus each foot.

I plan on coasting as long as I can and hoping for a miracle like the lottery.

Then probable suicide at 30 or mid 30s at best.

Why is it a waste?

I can play the drums. Used to play drums in high school

There won't be any sperm to have children. Her plan will fail, even if I fall in the heat of battle.