This thread dedicated to everyone's favorite failure in life

make it

i guess you dropped face

It was mostly Foreigner, too.
So it was eh altogether.

I'm always skyping with someone or using my phone to talk to people so it would just be incomprehensible.

my friend performed a show withforeigner
the honor choir got to sing backup as the choir in a show at the casino

yo tsuchi here is a legit question

why do you give literally every failtrap shit except smiles

and you text him

Driving through hale sucked, but I ran over a rattlesnake so that was cool.

Did you get the rattler?

hale1
hāl/
adjective
adjective: hale

(of a person, especially an elderly one) strong and healthy.
"only just sixty, very hale and hearty"

lol when?

i thought someone posted your face

He gives Smiles shit too

He's an asshole, this is not new

lol texas is getting raped so hard this year lol

i would feel bad if it wasn't texas

Naw, I would have been squished myself.

Can't believe I did that...

If there's a tinychat in like 2 hours then I'll join
I'm watching a thing with a friend

but he will be like "let's go back to texting"

it's really not consistent

Also if my roommate is still gone in 2 hours

I don't know what it is today but I cannot stop seeing the grammatical errors and shit everywhere and I can't turn it off
my own nit-picky awareness is annoying the fuck out of me

Casino shows are literally for geriatrics.

See Colbs' response.
I give everyone shit.
And am nice to the same people I'm shitting over.

COMMA SPLICE

If you sea something, sey something.

Lol no

That's quite a lot of fuck.

sounds good

good luck putting it in

He texts other people too

You just don't pay attention

You've seen what happened to Wylie a few weeks back, yeah?

kek
He's in Florida.

Hell, half of my texts to them this evening is just me being an utter asshole to them.

Icy nutting

same
Im glad i got out before hell hit ist

No. Do I want to know?

Gawt mah i awn yew.

here is my impression of texas

HOLY SHIT HAIL AND FLOODING JESUS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

but on a real tip i saw a video of like horses trapped in a pen and they tried to swim

texans are generally bad people and they will be cleansed once this is over

here is how I imagine a conversation with tsuchi would go over text:

hey
hey
how's it going?
oh, terrible, just texting that one fail trap and still haven't gotten any panty bulges yet
oh really? sucks
yeah man
so
no
o-oh
send me panty bulge
no
SMILESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

shots fired

made me laugh

Baseball to softball hail that was punching holes through the entire roof.
A friend's house was trashed and had to crash on my couch while they were waiting for a roofer to put temporary patches on the hail, which then failed in the storm a few days after.

Is that a clip being played backwards or is that how it actually happened? Either way that gif is great

played backwards

I never initiate conversations.
They usually message me, I berate them until they leave, rinse and repeat.

fucking hell that's so droll

Then again, I do the same thing to people I know in person.

Are you sure that droll is the word you wanted to use????????

do you have any respect

Because I am 100% sure it isn't......

ja

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There's like a sweet spot: if I'm sober, I'm an ass; if I'm too drunk, I'm an ass.

yo lloyd

thoughts about this album

I can't help but feel that you are making those faces irl right now.

I'm laughing somewhat incomprehensibly with a conversation I'm having with someone.

Ted Cruz is from Texas, so TP's probably right.

I'm sorry to hear that. It was great of you to give a friend shelter though.

Hm.

Aya

I am dubious that you actually want my opinion

sup

post conversation and take advice from me

xiex?

huh?
oh
there was a new thread.

are you cute or what

sorry just kinda spittin truth

austin and san antonia is trill and the nigger parts of houstin and dallas

why

She always stops by on the weekends bringing food and booze for whatever reason since I'm further downtown so I can't complain.

It's a voice chat so kind of impossible.
The texting conversation isn't worth sharing.

They're literal shitholes.

you still need that toothpaste you asked for earlier?

i am watching class of 3000
do you guys remember that show

that's why i said that

like austin and san antone are trill cause hipster

yes

...

it was great yeah

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Do you want me to die?

She's a keeper.

I ain't lookin' at that shit.

tell her you love her

YES

would i notice?

San Antonio is little Mexico.
Austin just sucks nigger dicks in the name of progress.

Rarely.
I just talk to you as a voice of sanity.

Just a friend.

I'm too busy making fun of her TV choices.

Good point.

Didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Pick one you haven't made fun of yet and tell her you like it, and then talk about it for however long you can. And by that I mean let her talk about it.

do you ever think about how like the people who just left

didn't make some ostentatious exit post

No worries.
Just was adding clarity.

I've spent the entire day calling them autistic.
Not gonna break the streak.

No, but...if I'm ever dying, I'll make an effort to make one last post here so you know. Then you can decide whether to lol or ;__;.

is it time yet?

can i ask you a real question

why do you coddle people like luka

you are the reason he will never change

Change the subject then. Is this girl even remotely worth the time?

Whelp, guess I'll just keep doing the usual nothing then

FUCKING DEVIOUS MANAKA OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE

Oh, I thought you were talking about the same thing as TP.

It doesn't feel like coddling to me. It just feels like being nice to someone who's never given me a reason not to. If you and others have a problem with Luka, that's between you and Luka.

entry post is a must now?

besides, i wont be around much longer

this tbh

me too fam

idk what he's talking about, since you know #filtered

how deep are you in though

it comes down to that shit

and people like amy

like they live for your replies

thank god

I'll never pass
my poetry class
I can't make a rhyme
to save my life

I'm a bit too far gone at the moment.

Do they? I feel like I'm missing something.

JUST KISS THE GIRL, MAYBE YOU'LL GET OVER YOUR CLOSET HOMO SYNDROME.

i mean i love sabrina but she is a fucking slut for depressed gender confused autists

They already know my feelings for them.
Being an ass is just for fun.

Molest her face next time you two meet fuck up.

You're doing that thing again

That is bullshit, my dear, and you know I Ann right,
Your rhymes as your lyrics are always so tight.
You you spit venom like snakes and poisonous kikes,
And your banter and talk are the light of my nights.

haha doesn't mean it isn't true

It's just boring always being nice, coddling and supportive of them.
Being an asshole at least makes the times you're nice more meaningful.

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Doesn't mean it is true either

People like nice people, calm down

i love sabrina

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SWEET SWEET JUSTICE!

yeah i respect you

but you coddle some really fucking awful people that will never change

i don't respect that

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It's not like you have to, just find a balance between the two I guess? So long as you aren't always an ass and doing it with the intent to make them feel bad then you're fine. Being playfully dickish is alright most of the time.

like telling luka it will be alright is enabling

it will not be alright

wait so she coddles you? : ^)

:3
wurf

Snitches get stitches.

WHAT THE FUCK NEW EVA WHY ARE YOU BULLYING

lamo
im in stitches~

it took like spoilers a year to get too serious

nigga im just making fun of you, take a chill pill

why are you making fun of me?

nigga what do you even do?

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new eva x tp battle incomming

left yourself open, i saw the opening and took it thats what real heroes do

yes

Buying Erio cummies.

how many times have you quit forever

wheres the basement in lothric castle

real heroes fuck bitches and get money

If you shave your butt TP will hit it

Go for it my dude

you seem like eva more and more every time you quasi power trip

dont forget grim

I am not shaving my ass again.

Your loss

The latter describes me.
I just hate feeling unwarrantedly nice to people.

man this turn

it takes real talent to offend everyone posting

its literally all you have to do to get grim to like you again

For me, love?

Nyeh. :P
What's good?

I'm barely keeping my life together, so what business would I have trying to dispense advice or be someone else's life coach?

erio isnt hard to offend anymore mate
he's started to get mad really easily

Your significant other should not have to give you a reason to warrant your affection and kindness.

have a job, had a good amount of girlfriends i guess i might as well go get some tights and start fighting crime now

whoa dejavu, its like youve said this before oh thats cause its literally all you have to say against me lol

The hair growing back is hell.

For you I might~

I'm not offended. I understand where you're coming from. I just don't know what you want me to do about it. Should I try to coach someone else's life or be bitchy to motivate them? Why? We're an entire continent apart and this is a website for posting pictures and slacking off. Whadaya want from me?

let's do it together yo

Stiring the pot?

This is true.

He just keeps doing it even though no one takes him seriously

I just finished a few minutes ago so they'd probs be at the highest price right now cause of lack of horniness.

Exhibit A.

I just like calling you out for being an idiot. Now you're just trying desperately to apply one of your bullshit frames to the situation and spin it in a different way. No one takes your trash seriously.

And all I did was call you out for comparing me to Sci simply because I had compared you to him earlier that day.

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lenko just because they post with a cute anime girl doesnt mean theyre cute irl

/r/ing Lenny cummies.

just relaxing here
hungry, thinking about my perogies and hot dogs
chatting with this cutie right here. :3 (You)
the sun is right over my mountain, blue sky fading

To each, their own.
Relationships are more about just what pulls out the best/worst in you/them to begin with.
Even in those situations, I dislike when I feel it's unwarranted, even when I'm the recipient.

Ssssssshhhhh.

js saying fam

yeah like i called him a satanist and he was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

as long as i dont get the bullseye outfit like robin. fuckin wearing red and yellow to hide in the night

why is it you all take jokes so seriously?

I will pay you 20 doll hairs.

I'm ok with this.

see what i mean:

the poor mates off his rocker finally

Uh? I didn't even insult you or anything when you did that. How delusional are you?

I mean, you get mad when others do it to you.
Why do it to others?

We can do a lot together.
Maybe even hold hands.

stocking rotates from quitting forever and walltexting

gotta love it

nobody likes him lmao

wut who

odd, it's either insecurities, the person who is doing it, or something else entirely idk.

let's make our own costumes yo

...

it's best to let stocking sperg he will quit forever again in a week

spoilers
tsuchi

I want to see you in tights, brightness.

Whoa now, don't get crazy.

...

...

*zips it*

Yup yup.

I had to Google that 'cause I couldn't remember what they were. Sounds delicious.

...

no i dont, there is a difference between insulting people and making a joke i kind of figured youd know that but guess not

perfect! gonna make mine entirely out of guns and call myself gundamn

is it okay if they are made of guns?

I don't know, dude.
You only ever come off as crass in my opinion.

Jokes or otherwise.

OH DARN.

lmao what, I'll wear a charlie sheen shirt with leather pants.

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None of the above.
It's just an upbringing and mindset thing.
When you get praise/adoration flung at you that you've done nothing for, it just makes you grow to feel it's hollow.

This is a cheap trick that only TP will agree with because I'm also calling him an idiot. No one is dumb enough to just accept your distortion of things.

More bullshit. I only did that once. Usually I just take a break. People don't take your trash seriously and Boo is just agreeing with you because I also made him butthurt.

Yeah, he's just desperate at this point. He just keeps digging himself into a hole and somehow finding ways to lose even more and more credibility.

I'm not and never wanted to.

What?

It is better!

Also I'm flying to Manitoba in August.

well this thread kinda went to shit

anyone want to tiny

...

In like a half hour

*snuggles tight*

it is going to be! how are you doing?

TP is kind of like a unintentional mockery of the person he emulates.

niice

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Open 24/7

wanna tiny and hash out your aggression

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I'm drunk and tired.

ITS SO SOFT

i'm kinda done calling out your bullshit for tonight

You would have a trip like that, lol

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erio

kind of luck. Cock. Dick. Penis. I was looking for trips so I'll have tons of versions, mainly 2-3 letters before or after.

Come lay with me. My bed is cold and lonely.

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I'm already in mutt bed... I can't walk again

you dont need him

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

keep ignoring mandy pls

Honestly, I'm getting sleepier by the moment. I'm about to bail and collapse on my bed.

brad let's talk about oldschool pianos on tc lol

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as you said then.

there is no such thing here though, it's just a shit fest.

I don't feel angry. It's just fun putting morons who use weak distortions to try to argue in their place.

Lmao, all you do is just keep trying to put this "u mad" spin on it when someone's calling you out. You're an idiot, Boo.

You haven't really even addressed anything I said. All you've done is assert your own bullshit frames that no one really takes seriously.

You're 30-something years old and you're still here among 20-year-olds being a more retarded version of someone who left years ago.

you are enabling him

he is a shitty person

I apologize I'm playing an olld mmo with some old friends
what arey ou up to tonight mandy :p

Mtt bed?

and all these replies

Nice, I know who to go to should I ever need a trip with those in them

I threw 110"3' at my track meet this Wednesday!
I took second place, the girl who took first threw 124"4'.

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*Mutt

*tucks you in*
get comfy an brushy teeths and comb hair before you colapse ♥

let me make it easier for you, most of the time i am joking and if you want to know for sure? look for the darn emoticon that i clearly put just so people wont try to alter the meaning of it like this

perfect even if we cant win they will be so confused that theyll be easy to take down!

thats cool! why are you visiting so far north?

hi cookie

Do you realize how pathetic you look?

I'd fuck you

I'm passing out.

Um
...yes?

you have quit four plus times not even reading

too tiredto tiny

>.

An old friend. And perhaps new friends.

You've always known.

alrighty

Well now I might have to join you.

strawpoll.me/10087511

strawpoll.me/10087511

strawpoll.me/10087511

strawpoll.me/10087511

So weak. Go hang out with other loser 30-year-olds; maybe you'll find some dumb enough to take you seriously.

Find the girl that threw better and break her arms

Then you'll be #1

this is what i call a soft skim ignore

same here
wats g keeping you awake tonight??

she's HIGH TEST

I have pack a punch'd ray gun from black ops zombies, we win.

I have a zillion. UGUU even. Autism. GayHomo, etc

like we used to be cool and such

he's only obnoxious once a week

it's a joke, relax

UmI'm far away...

Alcohol.

I'm all set then. Have a nice night, Luka. Enjoy our dumplings.

Vote No!

You're not ignoring it because you're still talking about it. This is just another cheap and pathetic trick.

I was never really fully able to be that with you. You're just too much of a buzzing idiotic fly.

I'm about to drive roughly 1.5k miles. I can make a side stop.

hope its a fun trip for you!

tomorrow is the last time i get to see my family for awhile. it is hard enough controlling my breathing

D:

/hugs

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*goodnight kiss*
dream well dear.

yeah like soft ignore

i haven't actually read anything you have said but i will acknowledge that you are mad for some reason

Make a side stop in Cali and we'll go out for a drink or something

Still far away.

Me too. Maybe I'm make a side trip ;)

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I dunno, I think there are some people who can be trusted to provide a more factual account of things. He's kind of the biggest bullshitter, though.

Going south then north.
Cali is way too far.

Oh, you'll trip for Spoiler but not me.

Oh, you'll trip for Mandy but not me.

his pussy is more supple than yours get over it

stop ddos pls

gj yo

You wouldn't be able to say that if you hadn't read what I just said. And the only reason you're claiming you're not reading it is because you're too weak to actually deal with it in another way.

You spew distorted bullshit all the time, but when someone actually calls you out, you can't handle it.

I can account for things from way back when but don't have the required caps to back said claims.

.....don't look at me like that. I can't respond well.

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Oh, you'll trip for but not me.

You are twice the distance.

Like you would know.

it's funny when fucking erio of all people comes back every few months and talks about trust

I'm just lonely and looking for affection.

Don't worry.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this special report: I really like this art

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

To be honest he's pretty much right.

I know the feeling, love.

even if you did, trust me it is boring af lol probably even more so if i am busy with my job at all

shes missing a lot of notes
/autism fit

maybe i do

Mandy is in AS

That's literally a state over lol

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Where are you even?

*AZ

Look, colbs, I'm not fucking you.

I forget, were you around in Alice1 days or just Alice2?

I added Alice1 on Steam; she seems cool and not like the other one.

You've always called me untrustworthy but never been able to provide solid reasons. You're just doing a "no u" to try to take the heat off of you. It doesn't really even address what I'm saying.

Okay

mandy's standards require two chins lmao

i didn't read anything he said i just know he will quit again next week

alice wars, so alice1. TEAM LOTTE FTW.

Hopefully we both meet a more splendorous life.

Damn, I'm double fucked then

Lenko...

Sorry, but only Conan can have me.

I'm....what?

Poor Cobls.
He doesn't even have one.

Okay

...

What if I'm equal distance to him as you are but in the opposite direction?
My point stands.

See

Beat you to it FUCKER!!!!!!

entirely different province

nigga what

Some Tenshi pics are really pretty.

It's funny how you think the fact that someone takes breaks and isn't here constantly is an insult.

What was Team Lotte? All I know about "Alice wars" is Jack leading anons against her or something.

But you're not

The point is wrong

well it wasn't my team exactly, just that I was against alice and she hates my guts.

There is never a time that someone does not read what someone says to them here, even if they pretend they didn't.
We are childish like that.

?

Indeed.

Ok...come here

What?

I figured. But Where?

Hi. I used to lurk /aneki/ and /kind/ a lot but now I'm here and posting.

hounestly colberts added chin is like the meat in the chin

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EARTHWORM JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ignore tp and boo and you should be fine

well hi there
pleased to meet oyu

So you were with Jack?

And Alice1 does? I haven't heard of her hating people before, interesting. :3

Interesting name~

Hey, Enth.

lol nah i'm not even looking at his blast bullshit

Do you have proof I live in Iowa like I said?

og alice hates me, a lot, more than you hate straight people.

If you say so.

clarify

Bible verse humor

Zing

Okay

Hello and welcome

Thank you, pleased to meet you both.

i mean he somehow has a personal vendetta against me

so i just skim bro

Complete shot in the dark.

alberta so second to the west of where you will be

No

Do you have proof you don't?

hello new person

Don't mention it, hi.

much like your sex life

Probably because you try to pick fights with pretty much everyone with little to no ground to stand on.

I do.

also spoilers is obviously eva

how is this still a q

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Calgary?

I don't hate straight people. :3

I went through a phase recently where I was like 98% straight but then I remembered the joy of fuccbois.

It's fitting cause I started shooping my avatar into being the Antichrist.

So what are some things you enjoy?

Then post it and let it be scrutinized

That would be: it happens and then just feeling hollow afterwards.

no i have actually been very nice to stocking

not true

every time I go to her aneki chat I get instabanned after one comment

learn to love

:3

I remember

Do you know a lot of bible verses or just the relevant ones?

I live in Iowa

Thank you. I think I'll be hanging around. I'm not deep into anime the way I was as a kid because Despera not making it into production was so crushing, but it's nice to hear that there's a full series of She and Her Cat now. Pity it's not in sketched black and white.

Yes you have.

What?

Sorry, I'm not along there.

Why? I have no reason to prove it.

*Smirk*

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nearer edmonton

no offense bard but i've been in a lot of shitty states

iowa is like if not the most, the 2nd shittiest state

I've never been deep into anime, I basically just read FMA in middle/high school and that was it

Any interests outside of anime?

its not a requirement anyway

i knew your penis wasnt picky.

I remember Ian's weeb days.

Isn't that Alice2, though? Or maybe you're saying A1 Sauce has mod rights there and does it.

Kind of. Obviously I specialize in Satan-related ones.

Well shit. I'll be in Calgary for a couple hours.

What is >>>/kind/ ?

Lenko, do we hate each other for some petty reason or what?
I honestly don't know at this point.

Yes it is. But you have pale skin.

I can TC now until my rooomate gets back

Iunno, I'm just kinda typing things here

Wow...

Weeb days?

Right right

I just don't take you as one to read the bible in any substantial capacity

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t-thank you?

I would more if there weren't so many other things I want to read.

make it

could be alice2, I'm never in there long enough to find out. But whenever I say "Alice I love you" someone else immediately logs on and says "no, you don't, you never did". or something along those lines.

you don't remember when you came out as a total weeb and started posting with anime grills and watching all that anime?
good times.

sec

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Music (playing, listening, writing, collecting records). Tea and coffee. Sleeping and dreaming, although I have sleep disorders. Reading and writing. The occult. I'm trying to get back into sports.

I'll assume it's something petty then.

it's okay

why?

yeah that is still a good distance away

based eisen

And I like you for the kind I'd person you are.

I can make it.

awwwwwwwwwwww

you're cute

New

it''s a hive of autism and ego trips in there

That sounds like a healthy and varied wide assortment
How nejoyable
what sort of music do you enjoy/
what do you play

there is even more in nebraska than iowas

I mostly listen to folk, punk, anything loud and chaotic, a lot of what falls under experimental. I'm going to the new thread now.

I'm single and ready to mingle~

I lived in Nebraska before here tbh

eisen is camming

pls come