Death by Vidya stories

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

This happened in my hometown years ago.

Nintendo Wii comes out
local radio station holds a contest to see who will win a brand new Nintendo Wii
It's a water drinking contest
some lady joins in order to win the Wii for her kids
She got the Wii, but died soon after because she drank too much water

I always wondered whether those kids enjoyed that Wii

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archive.is/6kYJ8
hollaforums.com/thread/5903198/miscellaneous
msnbc.com/msnbc/police-tase-shoot-and-kill-90-poundpolice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication
dhmo.org/facts.html

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

that was on the national news for at least a week when it happened.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

huh, I never noticed

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

Blood clots

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

I remember hearing about that.

Wonder how those kids feel that a Wii costs 50 bucks now and their mom is dead. They must be teens by now as well.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Fuck off, Sacramento.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Also, who the fuck would think a "water drinking contest" would be a good idea?

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

I bet dobson fapped to it in honor of her sacrifice to nintendy

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

how the fuck do you force yourself to drink that much water

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

WATER FAGS BTFO

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

Those guys who died by playing MMOs for too long

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

Isn't that only in China?

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

I threw a TV at a Wii once and died

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

Thre is no fucking way

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Copied from Wikipedia because I'm lazy:
Berzerk is the first video game known to have coincided with the death of players. In January 1981, Jeff Dailey made the Berzerk top-ten list after posting a high score of 16,660 points and suddenly died of a heart attack at age 19 a few seconds after the game was over. One year later in October 1982, Peter Burkowski entered Friar Tuck's Game Room in Calumet City, Illinois and made the Berzerk top-ten list twice in fifteen minutes. Astonishingly, he collapsed just a few seconds after the game was over, before dying of a heart attack at age 18. His high scores are unknown.

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Hold Your Wee for a Wii

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

It was called Don't Wee for the Wii or something like that. Basically just a play on words, not a belief that drinking water is a competitive endeavor.

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

How many more lives must Nintendo take from us?

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

female police officer

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

did too

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

Remember those popular gore pics of the kid that got killed over Tibia?

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

There's one Brazilian 16 year old that raped, killed, and ate his neighbor who scammed him in everquest.

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

Tell us the story, user.

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

celebrated a score by whipping out a gun and waving it around
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Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

I'm not even american and I heard of that

Hey kids! Your mom just won a Wii! But she's also dead

What a fucking disgrace to humanity is the guy who who got the idea of the contest

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

The mom was just as retarded honestly. How jewish can you possibly be to drink enough water to kill yourself just to win a Wii?

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

How can we forget the most tragic death caused by vidya? :^)

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

I'd rather have a stupid mom that tries to please her kids than an intelligent mom who's being a cunt with her kids

Sadly mine is stupid and cunt

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

The Wiimote was black (also the maybe the kid as well lel)

I remember reading somewhere that she immediately realized her mistake and got to the car to cry

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

This is why women shouldn't do a man's job.

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

shoot a kid in a horrible retarded mistake
run off to cry instead of helping the kid you shot not die

holy shit i hope she quit or got fired

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

i recall a story back on 4/v/ around 2008/2009

Some kid played some online game on a NetCafe
He continuosly won and was an always taunting the opposing team.
Some of the kids of the opposing team found out how he looked and where he played and stabbed him one night when he was coming out of the Netcafe.

There was a similar one about some kids playing a MMORPG.
One dude gets a super rare drop weapon, after couple of weeks lends it to his buddy so that he could level up faster.
The buddy sold the sword for shit-ton of in game cash without telling the other guy.
When the guy found out, he beated up his friend to death.

Tyler King
Tyler King

The man didn't kill the woman.
This is why feminism was wong from the very beggining.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

If he did that he'd be in a bigger crock of shit because the crazy ex-boyfriend killed her ex after setting her car on fire and we wouldn't even know his story.

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

Here, got this to do the balance

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

At that point his life is over, why not go out with a bang?

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

She also didnt get fired and is still a police officer

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Happened recently.

archive.is/6kYJ8

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

Some of the kids of the opposing team found out how he looked and where he played and stabbed him one night when he was coming out of the Netcafe.

Shouldn't have been talkin shit

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

Getting assmad in some mmo.
Are you a nigger?

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

And this is why you don't drink water. That stuff will kill you.

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

She should have practiced first.

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

SHE DIDN'T GET FIRED
Did she receive any punishment? At all? For killing an innocent?

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Where do you think that happened, mate?

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

you think this is a game?

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Tibia

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Not videogames.
Newsmedia. Scum held a competition for their own promotion to the ruination of their presented asccociation.
Same as you. Parasites who should never be taken as anything else. Reason for weariness that holds back beauty.
Fuck off gook.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

the officer

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

You know right from wrong. Don't spread what is wrong because it is easier. Doing so will only remove all reason for temptation. Another wasteland your filth will only want to move on from.

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

3DPD not even once

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

fat
blonde
stupid enough to mistook a zapper for a gun

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

Man i'd call bullshit but i've also had to deal with a crazy ex so i can clearly see this shit happening.

Luckily in my case the cunt was too stupid to start any shit involving the law probably out of fear that her lies cant hold but still managed to get me kicked out of the dorm i was living back then even when i tried to just continue on living completely ignoring her.

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

so? If you didnt kill the person that that point you might as well kill yourself for being a beta pussy. It is your civic duty to wipe slime like that from the earth.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Totally, to compensate you must drink more alcohol and sugar drinks

Do it before itsto late!

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

12 Year Old Gabriel Kuhn Killed Over Tibia MMORPG Money
The assassination of a 12 yeard old child, occurred this monday, in the neighborhood of Velha Central, close to Blumenau, in Medio Vale, in Santa Catarina. Gabriel Kuhn was found dead and with his legs separared from the body, around noon, in the house of a neighbor. The suspect is a boy of 16 years that lived with the family of Gabriel and with other kids of the street. The crime had been motivated over a dispute while playing a computer game.
The suspect, who gave a statement along with his father and a lawyer of the family, confessed the crime to Rosi Serafim, responsible for this case. During the dispute about the computer game, the teenager strangulated the victim. Seen the 12 yeard old kid dead, decided to hide the body in the attic that was 1.80 meters from the ground. With the help of a stair, he tied the body to a rope to lift it.
There's a few news articles about it. The pics are around the Internet.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

elf
why user

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

What the fuck happened to make murder seem like a reasonable response?

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

Have you ever just been so BTFO that you wanted to kill someone?

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

I still have these in my gore collection.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

I play a different game, I don't murder anyone. I'm too lazy for that.

John Perez
John Perez

Brasil
Even whites are subhuman shits in that hellhole.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

In Tibia, dying gives you EXTREME penalties.High level players would very easily lose MONTHS of leveling(not exaggerating here) if they died once.

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

not murder or anything like it but
WeegeeTheGod had a stream yesterday and i catch it up just in time, he was playing overwatch and said something along the lines
so a room full of these people get two questions
they ask them if its wrong to murder homosexuals for whatever reason
nobody raises their hand
then they ask them if its ok to kill gays in the name of allah
everyone raises their hand
yeah, a few percent of muslism are fucked in the head, like 99.99.99.99.99% of muslism and that is not O.K.

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

MADDEN CAUSES GUN VIOLENCE

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

I always wondered whether those kids enjoyed that Wii

They probably enjoyed the legal settlement money a hell of a lot more

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Also, what happened is that one ganked and killed the other in-game.

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

LITERALLY SONYGGERS

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

This sort of shit really reminds me just how little it takes to make someone resort to just outright killing a person for no other reason than "they made me angry".

John Anderson
John Anderson

Female
Police
Officer
Wouldn't have happened if she were at home building a family.

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

So what's the story behind this shit? Asians are fucking ruthless man

Brandon King
Brandon King

post em d00d

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

hollaforums.com/thread/5903198/miscellaneous done.

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

Seriously? She is a female and this is america lmao.

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

That's incredibly sad.
How do you die by drinking too much water anyway?
Bleeding out because of a ripped stomach?

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

it fucks with your sodium levels.

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

Fuck this is too fucking insane to be true. I hope it isn't. I know is fake.

Sad.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

Fuck that

Everyone post anti rage

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

Apparently she died of water intoxication
Drinking way too much water way too fast can make your brain swell and so it stops regulating the breathing.
She drank about 7lt and looked pregnant, kek

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

Brazil
White at all

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

wew

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

cops ever getting in trouble in burgerland

You've got be kidding me bro. The only time anyone got shit was recently when cops killed one nigger too many. Our cops are fucking incompetent and the people are dumb enough to think that their job is anything as bad as war.

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

You can just post em here spoilered as long as you dont dump.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

To be fair, Death by Water was actually not that uncommon in Iraq and Afghanistan where hydration paranoia among NCOs and officers was so ingrained that the solution to every medical problem was "drink more water". Remember a story of one guy who was suffering heat stroke and was told to drink water over and over until he'd forced down about 3 gallons. Died in an army hospital and no one understood why until water started draining from every oriface.

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

americans

William Lopez
William Lopez

Woman cop
Diversity really helped that workplace, right?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Water drinking contest
I can believe there are people this retarded.

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

What

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

if it was a man then that nigger wouldn't have died, so yes she did improve the workplace.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

Our resident schizo who pops up in random threads

William Lewis
William Lewis

So why did he remove the guy's legs? Was he trying to make it easier to dispose of the body?

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

Sounds like the same guy that was going on about how 2D has more 3D space than 3D in that pixelart thread a few days back.

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

He popped up in a berserk and an E.Y.E thread too

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

actually believing a made-up story

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

I think he posted in a Sonic thread a little while ago too

That fucking guy kills me, we should give him a name

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

Oh shit anons look what ive found in the sanic bread

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Didnt meant to quote^

Noah Price
Noah Price

I remember reading somewhere that she immediately realized her mistake and got to the car to cry
she didn't help him
Why do we complain about not having girlfriends.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

murika cops are pretty shitty

Connor James
Connor James

male police officers do something fucking stupid
hurr sjws btfo
i bet it was a nigger
huahuehuahue
female police officer does something stupid
haha women are such dumb cunts
Can you lot just fuck off already?
msnbc.com/msnbc/police-tase-shoot-and-kill-90-poundpolice

No he wasn't black. Yes, you are a bunch of mouthbreathing morons. The Police force is full of dipshits but as soon as they fuck up the establishment defends them to the death. I'm not saying this is the case for all police officers. But generalizing that female police officers are incompetent, or any time the person getting shot was black it was their fault is fucking stupid. I recognize that the media goes nuts any time the victim is black to push their "s.. so opprezzed" angle. But they never fucking bother in cases where the victim was white, or that black guy shot a police officer when they were conducting a surprise raid at night.

How about you go outside instead of rotting on an imageboard, and challenge your views and beliefs. You know, like most balanced individuals.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

go outside
balanced individuals

Normalfag pls go.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

balanced individuals don't challenge their beliefs.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

barely any female officers on the streets
they still manage to fuck up hard enough they make it to the news almost as often as the males

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

actually user she got second place, she didn't even win the wii

Charles King
Charles King

nice meme
small percentage of people are police officers
they still fuck up hard enough to get on the news

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

smaller percentage of that is female
they fuck up 50% of the time someone fucks up
Female cops are the cop version of niggers.

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

Do you have a source for this statistic friend?

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

just as planned…

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

"Hold Your Wee for a Wii" close tho.

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

their mom loved them so much that she died to make them happy

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

I think it's time to convert to gay.

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

hold your wee for a wii
I remember that.

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

If I could, I'd go full Greco-Roman: have fulfilling, emotionally mature, intellectually stimulating romantic relationships with men and then just bang women on the side for pleasure and procreation.

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

bumping for more anti rage stories.

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

Things like these just make me sad. I can understand, in some cases even respect, people killing each other over their values, morals, and beliefs, but this was just a little kid that wanted to have fun playing video games with his friend. I can see videos of ISIS executing piles of people left and right and don't even flinch, but bullshit like this gets to me for some reason.

John Lee
John Lee

YOU CAN DIE FROM DRINKING WATER?

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

I think it only starts getting dangerous when you drink like 10 liters in a short spam of time without going to a bathroom

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Yes you can basically die from anything if you abuse from it.

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

You'd have to force yourself to overdo it. The body will tell you to stop long before you're in danger

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

Yes, your body can only filter so much before it cant handle it and begins to pump poison into your body.

at that point your body is openly rebelling against your actions as a way to stop you, and you are waterboarding yourself at this point.

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

you can die from not peeing

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

My entire life.
30, single, posting here…
Help.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

she worked at a radiology clinic too, dunno why she couldn't have just bought the fucking wii unless she was as bad at money management as she was at self preservation.

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

That font is giving me nostalgia

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Didn't she lose the contest?

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

"The Wiimote was black (also the maybe the kid as well lel)"

kek

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

I remember reading somewhere that she immediately realized her mistake and got to the car to cry
That's women for you.

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

wait

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Death by niggerdom pretty much.

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

how the hell do you find people you want to kill anyways?

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Not quite but if you're a teenagers during the early 2000, there's always a huge fight between CS clan as in irl brawling. This is back when cyber cafe was still a thing. Now peoples just play comfortably in their home

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

Laugh with cops and keep changing the video from 3d to 2d

My fucking sides

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

"107.9: The End", right? The "Hold your Pii for a Wii" contest. We listened to that station and talkshow every morning on the bus. Remember hearing everyone laughing about the contest as it was happening. The next day the entire show was gone, heard about the story, never heard the radio show again.

That also puts you in NorCal, roughly the Sacramento/Yuba County area. Howdy, neighbor.

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

thread full of news stories about niggers getting killed for being niggers
And no, the female cop wasn't at fault, the stupid coon likely refused to drop the "weapon" and lay down because he was too stupid to understand proper English or thought he was OG.

Why do you think jigs always get shot up by the police? Because the cops are racist?

Noah King
Noah King

Are you unable to read? The kid wasn't even black you fucking retard

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

are you saying if you were a cop you wouldnt shoot niggers and make shit up so you dont get in trouble?

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

hurr durr Male Cops have never killed people for stupid reasons

Jack Green
Jack Green

defending a 3dpd

William Evans
William Evans

being a neckbeard

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

It was posted on halfchan Holla Forums at the time.

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

/fem/index.html

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

gb2 reddit.

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

cops in general are pieces of shit

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

with family friends
playing wii with the shitty straps on
remote goes flying, gives qt daughter a nosebleed
both our dads kick my ass

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Quality response there mate. 8/10

gb2 neckbeard central

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

losing your job and putting your family in danger over a spade
Look at how that went for Darren Wilson. The poor man had to go into hiding only because he did his job and defended himself from a rampaging silverback.

And niggers being niggers, they aren't capable of understanding human law, cause and consequence or introspection. It doesn't matter if a nigger is guilty or not, all that matters is that white shot him, and they can never accept that.

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

It's a shame it's obviously fake, if it's not, SWEET JUSTICE!

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Even john lennon once said women are the niggers of gender

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

Berzerk = Polybius

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

Underrated post. Proof: dhmo.org/facts.html

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

if i had the chance i'd kill many people for many reasons
ocurred in brazil
of course

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

It's a fucking Wiimote though, no one with good eyes can mistake them for a fucking gun, even with the Zapper. Either this woman had less than 20/20 vision, and should have never been let into the force, or she's just as stupid as every other woman. You hear stories of cops shooting kids with cap guns, and guess what: a cap gun looks like a normal gun minus the orange tip, which many kids remove for edge value.

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

MMO's are so fucking stupid. Not even once.

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

Are you mad?

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

I think it's even better that she only got a slap on the wrist for it.

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

male police officers do something fucking stupid

hurr sjws btfo

i bet it was a nigger

huahuehuahue

putting words into people's mouths
being an sjw with no fucking sense of empathy

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

I remember seeing that on the news.

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

yfw it was a lie and what actually happened was that the guy with the gun lost and shot him in anger

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Impossible, he was a good boy who did not do nothing

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

who scammed him in Everquest
Sounds like they deserved it

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Bitches be crazy. I didn't know the guy but a friend of mine did, he broke up with a girl and started dating a new one. Made the news and everything in my area at the time, was about 10 years ago. She got so pissed that later she ran them over with a car, he survived but his new girlfriend died.

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

Actually the kid was white you stupid fuck.

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

A lot of Nazi's fled to Brazil because they at least used to have a no extradition policy.

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

(checked)

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

If this wasn't a good reason to become gay, I don't know what is.

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Lots of white communities staying the fuck away from niggers there.
That's why Brazil, Ukraine and Russia produce so many super models.

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

I heard that story too. Bretty sad tbh.

There are always stories popping up about internet cafe addiction in China & Korea, chinks can't get enough of their escapism. Didn't one couple let their kid die because they were too busy raising a virtual one?

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

It's the combination of drinking water and not peeing that's dangerous.

In order for your blood to function it must have a rather exact amount of salt in it to maintain a certain osmotic pressure. When the salt levels are wrong your blood cells will either wilt as their water content are drawn out of them or they will burst after absorbing too much water.

The body is usually quite good at regulating the salt level by either removing excess salt when the blood is too salty, or extra water when it's not salty enough. This happens through the kidneys. However, if you try to hold it in the kidneys can not expel extra water as the kidneys and bladder are full and thus the water intake is free to dilute the blood to dangerously low salt levels. Once this happens all the blood cells burst and you die pretty quickly.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Does anyone have the screencap of that filthy fuck user living in a bonafide cesspit?
His surroundings were rancid and fetid, and he had no problem with it.

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

how does this game cause heart attacks?

David Long
David Long

Evil Otto is scary as fuck.

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

fuck I though i embedded

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

I recall there being a case about a PS4 thief getting killed by police when he came to the door with a PS4 controller on hand. This was around the time when PS4 first came out.

Ryder Smith
Ryder Smith

The cops were just mustard race faggots mad about him buying the NoGamesStation 2.

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Lateshia Beachum is a national intern for The Washington Post.
Why can't niggers into names?

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

Craigslist
Not being smart enough to carry a weapon with you, or do the trade in a public place.
also not being smart enough to realize what kind of people buy these things

He only has himself to blame.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

Worst thing is being labeled a "gamer" after dying. Poor guy must be spinning in his grave

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Retards that didn't took middle school biology and don't know overhydration is a thing

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

The only tragedy was that it cemented the idea that video games cause violence in people's minds.

Also UAC Labs was a shit .wad

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

holding a photo of the teen hugging someone in a large, furry Gumby costume.
This is why no one cares about that kid. Furries are subhuman.

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

hurr durr Male Cops have never killed people for stupid reasons

Cops are generally assholes, when they're not failing at their job they're fighting each other for territory or getting bribed to leave certain zones unprotected.

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

99% of vidya related deaths are because of shitty people in shitty countries so it's not a very interesting subject unless there's more than "he fucked my face in" like in the OP.

Has anyone died over EVE Online before?

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Considering how much cash and backstabbery is going on in that game I suspect at least some suicides and murders

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

You can die from too much of anything you fucking numbskull

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

BULL STORY

1. Restraining orders take longer than that

2. EVIDENCE is required for destruction of property, and with the open incineration of a car there's a lot more levied against you that'd leave you will more than just 3 months (they can even try to add in something about explosive/explosions because of the potential with the fire and gasoline)

3. SHE WOULD JUST CLAIM RAPE! Rape Shield Laws are the laws which deny due-process to the defendant, not "muh womyn tears"

4. He would have gone in for an appeal after the judge's decision

5. CALL. THE. POLICE. FAGGOT – he would have CALLED THE POLICE when she was harassing him, and it would have been entirely legitimate and taken seriously (unless you're in Canada or Sweden) especially when you claim she is a danger to you and your PREGNANT WIFE

6. The wife would not have left him in the first place, especially WITH CHILD, if he was a trustworthy man to begin with and he didn't marry a basket case of flimsy trust

7. The wife would not have left him the second time BECAUSE SHE ALREADY WAS CONVINCED OF THE EX's LUNACY THE FIRST TIME

8. CALL THE POLICE YOU IDIOT! Get it on record what happened from your own mouth on police recording so that can be (and MUST be) used in your inevitable court hearing

#8 and #5 combined would have had this crazy bitch locked away and he would have obtained a restraining order on her!

Either everyone involved is a dumbass or, hey, maybe the story is FAKE

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

it would have been entirely legitimate and taken seriously (unless you're in Canada or Sweden)
the story actually says he is in canada when it mentions the province of saskatchewan.
i don't really believe that anyone would extend a restraining order to an entire province thats 251,700 square miles in size though.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Fucking Griffith

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

falling for the Jewish anti-Aryan propaganda that blonde people are somehow unintelligent because of their hair color
Please. Surely it's pure coincidence that that myth was started after WW2. She was just stupid because she's a woman, not because she's blonde.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

I always thought the whole "blondes are stupid" maymay started because every stupid bimbo the world over dyed their hair blonde to attract more prey

I almost feel bad for natural blondes for being lumped in with them

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

Maybe I've just become too soulless due to the internet, but I can't remember this particular story without raging for multiple reasons.

So this DJ guy, and I always imagine a stereotypical campy "zany" weird-value faggot with a stupid hat, has managed not only to get away with an event as obviously fetishistic as having single moms standing around until they piss themselves so the winner gets this item, I mean it's like free niche erotica essentially with all of these willing amateur participants, and they fuck up by being so GODDAMN STUPID that they're too impatient and have them drink ridiculous fucking amounts of water just so the one woman with probably an undiscovered previously existing medical condition can lose and then DIE after because of kidney strain or what the fuck ever, getting on the national news for sheer "what the fuck", ruining his whole company I imagine, and ensuring that the world will look upon anything like this with horror in the future. He could have had qts getting
soggy knees
as like an annual thing probably if he hadn't been full retard, but now it's ruined for everyone always forever and nothing of the kind will ever be seen outside of Japanese films you have to pay for. And also someone's dead over a fucking contest.

I rage every fucking time.

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

Nah I remember seeing a research thread into the blondes are dumb meme on /pol/ and surprise surprise, it was started by a group of Hollywood Jews who were butthurt about National Socialism.

It is true that stupid bimbos dye their hair, but they aren't real blondes if its dyed hair, now is it.

I think that's more of a sign that dumb people just in general dye their hair (to any color, whether its to blonde, blue, green, red). A smart person isn't ashamed of their natural hair color.

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

doesn't greentext his story
expects we will read that paragraph
Where do you think we are

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

It was terrestrial radio's last attempt at an 'edgy' contest in an era of complete sanitizing.

couldn't do actual pranks since they attract too much negative attention
couldn't actually offend anyone; everyone who was 'known' for that was already on Sirius XM

Those are the factors that led them to believe a water drinking contest was a good idea.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

Never relax around blacks, even if you're black haha

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

Holla Forums, as opposed to 4chan's /r9k/. That was not a story either, not that you'd know because you tl;dr'd a short post, it was a summary and complaint of what OP was talking about. Greentext is originally derived from email quotes and was adapted as one way to tell stories from a first-person perspective on /b/ due to the limited amount of formatting options. It's not obligatory for stories or explanations, and certainly not for complaints. But here is some greentext:
be le you
don't le lurk le enough
be le epic newfag xDDD
be le cancer
ask le rhetorical question
get le BTFO

But it was actually literally the opposite of a pissing contest (don't piss yourself) and it could have been breddy hot tbh but the retard was like "let's have them drink unreasonable amounts of water first rather than just like, 1 liter".

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

ESPECIALLY if you're black, the only thing blacks like more than killing whitey is killing each other.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

That's more thought than the radio station put in.

Keep in mind that things like the '55 Gallon Drum Challenge' were still allowed on terrestrial radio five years prior

For the uninitiated, the challenge was locking women inside of 55 gallon drums and airing their live reaction to adding new and progressively more disgusting things into said barrels.

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

She is a woman. She is probably 5 times as paranoid as other officers because if she is not a hambeast, then people are probably wondering if they can rape the pig. She saw black, and thought to react before anyone else can. It does not excuse her actions though, she needs to be fired.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Back to Reddit mate. He did tell a story, and not in greentext, you fucking autist. Yes, if you want to have your story read then greentext it. You're clearly not from here.

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

You clearly need to lurk more.

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

Ausfag here.
Sadly, the second image cannot be true. You cannot spring "Gotcha!" evidence in Australian courts (in most states). It must be presented, usually before proceedings commence, and both prosecution and defence parties must be privy to evidence so that they may review it.

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

Why do we complain about not having girlfriends.
because you're young, which is fine.

us oldfags relish tfw divorced instead

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

Man, this thread is making me thirsty.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

video games

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