Want die

Me pls

social autism

hheehe..

whaaat don't be scared

can you fire the work? fire work the work fire?

yeah they're good. and pontiff. The last one more because of the OST changing halfway through.

Is it worth it? Let me work it
i put my thing down flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

So from a 1 to 10 how rotten am I?

7.5

humph

9

oh looking through threads here. it makes sense.
never thought you out of all people here would actually be someones bitch

Lewdie wife

Who is this at?

i'll still call you whatever i like too
really annoying

Beer or whiskey most likely

One of the "girls" most likely.

haha its got a vgina i ota Fuck :D it

I dindu nuffin

She came to me

Minami pls

I don;t like that song .-/

come onn I'll be careful

woah already

sowwy.. i drank so much..

I like it that way.

noice, I might just wine beer but its fun all the way

everything I've ever known is a lie

YES, THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE AIR QUOTES.

.//.

eh i enjoy the spectacle of the abyss watchers and nameless king. it pushes the bar of how awesome it can be as the fight goes on

-hands you my child carefully-

What. Doesn't mean I wouldn't suck your dick.

Tfw no sex

Also lewd

^^

the same one it's always at

oh

you ever do surgery on yourself before? i was working on something yesterday and now it won't stop bleeding

Winner winner

I'm insanely lewd

I see that now

*pet*

*strokes the melon*
seeee super nice

I know this way too well..

*cuddle*

^~^

It's the worst

I don't know who that is.

So I'm back much quicker than I expected

yay

wecome back

someone please donate some steroids
I ran out

thanks bard~

i'd point you to them if they were posting right now

move to oregon

actually what I should have said is:
Will give cummies for steroids
but Im a fuckboy what do I know

get a nice 2bed apt and I'll definitely come over

come bed

you never really shown it in front of me atleast

(^:

SUCK MY DICK MOOGS

(^:

wish someone irl felt like this

huhh but im not sleepy

wow you smug deviant

what did i do

wow you slut
(^:

that word filter, no?

Who said we were sleeping?

Should I more often?

Yeah.

no

who did it

...

what do you think i'm poor? lol i'm white

Is that a yes?

will give cummies for
s u b w a y

what do you want to live in?

Come to my house Bardy

My omelette came out so fuwa fuwa :3

NOT

o-ohh well I guess, lemme get my pj's

although they prolly do, we're just on the internet

luga

...

Good :3

Hmm, probably a bit yeah

What is that black stuff?

idk toki, you're being hella suggestive like a slut would be

I'm totally serious.

In private or here~

zillow.com/homedetails/5265-SW-Humphrey-Blvd-Portland-OR-97221/53997918_zpid/

FUCKING
SHIT

Yes

now i'm going back to ignore you

-stares at you vacantly while screaming internally-

>tfw I'll soon be making that mortgage amount per month if I work overtime

...

Stop eating for week.

Oh. Guess we aren't snuffing the world yet.

damn it, i'm getting chubby
i know how to lose weight eating that shit though is much more of a habit than anything
it's just with time that is going to make me pretty obese

just track what you eat lmao

I've got grey panties for pj's, theyre suuuper comfy

thats subbjective!!

fiine *hands it back*

Hey you're me-sized.
Also you're me-weighted.

Yes but to whom I wonder?

well where do ya live hot stuff

...

Probably the former, at times

I bet! Are they nice and soft?

Frijoles Volteados
Its a black bean paste
Its really good :3

You know how gooks eat rice all the time? Well this is like our rice
Fucking Guatemalans

Fucking fatass

that shit is easier said than done

the problem with me is more of it being a one giant binge meal then feeling guilty then one more giant binge meal

i ate that shit in like 20 or so minutes

soon to be further weighted

bully me more, make me stop this shit

...

What's the thing in the bowl thing with the spoon in it?

...

santa

yees~
I didn't know things could be so soft.

I don't like Fire Keepers.

Time to find out for myself

...

Northern Ohio

Okie ~

but she's so nice! In ds3 you can have two firekeepers if you don't corrupt the miracle lady.

That's Salsa, dear

Eat more tho

nah just download an app and google things

pls, santa brings gifts and toys to kids so that would mean that you want it. SLUT

kill me now
this shit has been going on for like, weeks

no

i suppose keeping track of what i eat would be better

the last time i did that though i got terribly nervous and binged some more

fucking psychological hungershit

pics and i'll show you all the bloody bandaids i've already used

srs tho move here
it's a lot better

y-you want to wear them?

yeah

nooo santa here gives peppernuts and a horse

Ah, enjoy the foods.

so you're a crossdresser now

Noo, just give you a nice squeeze. :3

Lewdie

guy i knew got arrestedoh wow another one

Kapsalon is like In n Out Animal Style fries but topped with greens

Sounds pretty fire fam

Eat less? I'm trying to but you don't deny an Asian when they offer food.

*hug*

Fuuck I live in iowa
RIPP
see ya minamii I am heading out stay safe and it was nice to see you!

HAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU

actually panties are a common men dress in russia

w-well okay then

it's easy and should not be stressful

if my situation permits yeah

yet you keep asking santa for dicks, for shame toki.

You're not even a trap
Why even care so much about you're weight

I shouldn't even say anything though, I'm eating so much salads now just so I could have a flat stomach

Almost like 2 weeks of that and I have a flat tummy and my v line is forming again :3

Thanks fam
Whatcha have for lunch today?

They're also common dress for traps on the internet. Did you know that?

shit

thank you?

i make everything in life unnecessarily stressful

I had com rang.

It's 00:42 here.

wow tbh reading through all of his shit
i hate myself for not being the one to put him away, fucking scum dude.

...

stop being me

That's only Medvedev.

but I asked for beer this year..

huh know, thats weird sites you're going to

just dont be rough..

don't forget gorbatchev

you should do your learning thing
it's raining so i'm gonna go on a run for a bit

I thought it was a fancy dish and googled it and it turns out it was just fried rice

Still though that shit is so good

Not too much

It was good.

There's still some left, probably gonna breakfast that tomorrow.

but you're always drunk!

will do it lil bit later today

that pic gives me nightmares

read as: "i think i will but i won't once i play league"

go run you bum

I-I'll trust you

*hiccup* hehuh nohw im naht

finishing something up. i run in 5

...

toki pls you're drunk af already

I did my /fit/ stuff today, woke up at 6 too and had breakfast

the fuck is up with that first suggestion

Why so

Fried Rice goes best with marijuana and friends

Neat

This is so true
I love that shit

Yay

good shit. i've been murdering my arms all day and my fists are just now feeling somewhat fine

because it could happen to me

oh shitbye

Don't you want a yandere gf

yuor dunk..

*cheek kiss* ^ ^

SQUATS FOR DAYS BBY

no, why would I be drunk?

case you lok like it

Quit intentionally misspelling everything.

ohm sawwy wheea? i kanwnt here id

why
what
how

...

I can't even make out what this is supposed to say.

I was like "This is iced coffee but thanks"

"Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear it"

wish is a punk

say gracias nigga

hehee dwunky

wozuikt tyuais fl,g;gsL:>Gd

that picture scared me and thought my monitor had some dead/stuck pixels

I did

Well she gave em to me cause she doesn't like them lmao

Tell your imouto thanks. Then kiss her.
On the hand.

major slut

oway wjoldf hown imma jow n in bed n bed pwost

...

oddly timed

Stop shoving things up your asshole and speak normally.

man drunk neighbour drama is the best. it's kinda a couple hours too early to be wasted though. dude is nuts

Thats so creepy lmao

Drunk people are usually loud and annoying.
Rare to see a fun drunk.

sure yeah

i've found they rarely seem fun when you're sober. i hate drunks when i'm sober

brb sleep

How fucking drunk is Tokai?

I guess you have to be drunk as well to enjoy it.

He was confessing he was wearing women's underwear earlier so probably hammered.

I like to believe Im a pretty fun drunk

Then again I try to get everyone drunk with me

You are because you do

Your grandma would be proud

In TC you tend to yell a lot.

chop your dick off and send it to me

he hams up the shit typing for attention

for sure. i'm probably really annoying when drunk

this dude seemed pretty cracked out too

he definitely has that meth or crack look

i now understand why my landlords don't give me too much shit. they rent to meth heads too

you said yoooo too much

otherwise p fun

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Dayum.
Not surprised, tho.

Hmmm... probably that, too
yo.

nono thast your mirror

*pet*

asdasdas

baii

ur mom

oh wait

Lenko

4u youtu.be/TPy6yN3WxtA

I'll hit you if I ever do meet you.

hey at least i've toned down my anger

yooooooooo

Well, probably for the wrong reasons.

He wants you to hit him in the face with your penis

what do you mean?

How ya doin', man?

Yeah, but I'm not gonna promise him that.
Surprising him seems more fun.

Serious shit
My Grandma says she likes how I don't get stupid drunk and am a pretty happy person in general when drunk, like yeah I get a bit rowdy but nothing too bad

At least I'm not Test levels of yelling

I stopped saying Yoooo ever since Kon left

;~;

cum inside his butt instead of punching him

I feel like you only toned down because people were harassing you back.

Oh, you changed your mind about that?

You've hit rock bottom.
It's time to just go to bed.

You don't understand his desires at all.

good man. really fucking tired but waking up quickly

you?

i actually caught myself doing it a lot to get people's attention in TC

it's infectious

Yeah, you're basically her lol

you caant
im the karawate masta

i hear rokc bottom, now im running awai dun dun dundudndn

oh no i mean i haven't really had drunk rage fits since i cut out hard liquor and started getting my life together

i'm still as big of a dick as ever but it doesn't come from anger

Well, hopefully that works out for you.

What kind of time did you wakeup, lol?
I'm alright, just bored.
So much that I even post here.

DOUBT

He wants to do butt stuff irl doesn't he?
Might aswell go for it

Yeah, I used to say that shit so much dude

I'm barely realizing how alike we are

He probably does.
I definitely don't.

WAIT DID IAN GET FAT?

Good fuckin times lol

it's working out pretty swell so far thanks

and like i enjoy harassment back

it's kinda boring when people just take it

the money shot is when you get a really passive person to tell you to ky

No hush

This is a positive to you isn't it?

yous be on the gwound bewfore yous can say wtwinkas

Post belly.

Shhh....
He's not bara so it's not a big deal.

i bet you're posting on lewd too huh?

i woke up at 5:45am

just really drained from the work week

what are you up to tonight?

lol

Because it'll take me half an hour to figure out how to pronounce "wtwinkas"

No

Maybe he could grow a beard.

Are you husky?

There is no question that I could

He did
then I think we pulled a Nezi on him and bullied him on his weight so much that he got slim again

Might aswell hit him up and your otherfriend that wants you to use his mouth as a fuckhole

I think it was right before AX
That's almost a year ago
holy shit

He's into husky men

Work
like always

dude call in drunk and get drunk

You come here instead.

...

thas war
arrt of war
sun tzu thsu tshcu

MOTHERFUCKER I FORGOT ABOUT THE FILTER

It wasn't the bullying, it was me living at home and not eating cheap shitty college food

And yeah, fuckin forever ago at this point

What does that even mean?

Inform me

b-ump

Cheers.

i'd hook up my keyboard if i didn't enjoy hilariously timed filters

Lol

did you eat today?

lets drink and do embarrassing things in private

I'm working Mon - Sat cause OT will I suck dicks my check up to $600 something

Next week Im def having fun though

I really wanna go over there and kick it with you, Tokai, Ikt, Casper, Sentient and all them
I need some vacation time though

I know what you mean though
Im back at home and eating godly food everyday
Kinda was growing a belly so I got scared and started eating salads nonstop

Im back to a flat tummy
thank god

sweet gotta get out of the hole i guess

proud of you

Well I'm not eating just salads or anything, but all the food at home is low fat and whatnot. Also less soda and such

haven't had to work a saturday in like a year and a half

having a normal person schedule is pretty rad

I suck dicks

hugs

wait what filters to cummies?

but Im a fuckboy what do I know ;_;

chii wouldn't tell me

it's some variation of I suck dicksp i think

bamp

I suck dicks

give me cummies

I'm retarded

put dashes in between

what else does luka say often?

Dox me plz

give me cummies

I did, because I had a visitor.
Meh, I got alcohol. I might.

Yeah man. It'll be a blast.
Wish I could just go to America.

well then

Yeah, I have court this Mon
Its like 40 mins away too, fuck me

Hug me

Fuck Im trying to decipher this autistic code rn

im lonely :(

Yeah dude
You need money tho
Lots of it

Im hungry :(

sweet dude

THATS HOW WE DO

who was the visitor

chii has really stepped up her grand supreme rule lately tbh

Yeah, it's fucking insane.

The soon-housemate.

do you have a lawyer?

wait you're moving out of your parent's?

yay anime!

#nobully should be filtered

cute pic

Oh yeah Mordin it turns out those contracted workers are from Holland

Really cool dude

He was telling me how he got pickpocketed in Warsaw when asked for a cigarette
My black coworker came out for a cigarettes and asked him for one and dude looked at me and we both laughed

Looking back that mightve been kind of racist buit it was still pretty funny

Nah, what for? Im guilty
Probably just get a PD
I dont wanna spend so much on a lawyer just to get fined even more

Yes.
18 months ago.
I've been living by myself since January.

i donno like get advice at least

you need a legal adviser

it's pretty cool. like i get free legal advise through my works benefit package

That's like by where you stay at huh?

its called holland cause were the only provinces which matter

all by your lonesome?

that's bold bro

GETTIN SOME CHORIZO BURRITOS UP IN THIS BITCH

go home
youre drunk

Thats what a public defendant does

i wonder what dutch craigslist adds for roommates look like

"effeminate male looking for like minded roommate. must like feminine penis"

You're funny. Dutch is nothing like swedish though. hou je bek kanker is all I know in dutch.

butt I am home

yoooooo that's the sh- right there

you get to talk to them for like 2 minutes

they just see you as another chink in the system

You say it like you're better than them
Eh, its all the same

All I got out of that is cancer and thats about it

...

...?
Holland is the two (out of twelve) north-western most provinces of the Netherlands.
Nothing more.

And lonely.
But hey, I go to friends a lot.

i figure everyone there is like all of the dutch posters we have

autistic, watches anime and wishes they were a girl but is too pussy to ever transition

living alone is pretty much the best thing ever

do you want a roommate for the company or help with rent?

I didn't make an assessment of whats better or worse, Only that it is very different and you said you thought they were swedish. If anything though, it is closer to german than swedish so you were more correct than your co-workers at least.

No, I have to move out soon.
Before September.
Gonna live with a classmate, but we're looking for a place.

jesus christ fucking casper should post more and mordin should stop posting altogher

this nigga is intolerable

garbo

altogether*

You're garbo

I am now
(^:

why do you have to move out?

i'm actually planning to move by september too

closer to work

the commute is kicking my ass and i can get a way better place for less

and there's less mexicans the further away from the city you go

Mario's stand is on point tho

Go to bed fag

Ain't I another chink in the system tho?

I already know what to expect and I really can't fight the DUI

Where do you stay at again?

Yay I actually did something right for once

backwards meme face

well played

until your gf filters that too

I am in bed

...

If "now" means "always"

good luck man

i've actually only been to court for like a fender bender when i was 16, and like traffic court bullshit a couple times

and when i was on jury duty. totally acquitted a nigga who hit another nigga

it was a pretty cool 2 days

I remember taking shots with Kokuri-san

nah

hey mandeline

Because the place is student-only and I'm graduating.
Oooh, nice.
Sounds good.

East. Overijssel.

why is that girl so angry and why do her knees look like your face?

Yes.

soto actually makes cons look almost not depressing

How you doing, bud?

Our first conversation in a while and that's all you want to say to me? Well gee aren't I a lucky one.

They're not if you know the right people

There's like a party crew that goes to all the cons and party hard

It's not as if I talk a lot in general so I mean

Shes supposed to be monotone as fuck
Sorta like you

As for her knees, fuck who knows

this

I know the party guild, or at least that's what they call themselves. Well I guess I am part of it at this point

Alcohol helps so much too
You'd be surprised how many people sneak in alcohol into cons nowadays

OveriJIZZel

oh that makes sense

graduating with hounours i bet

yeah man this is a shithole

it was nice while it lasted

very good dude. it was actually a pretty fun day at work. like the owner is always gone on fridays and it's more loose. mad cracking up

what about you

yeah i would have to be really wasted but i feel like even if i was it would get depressing fast

like my nerd brother goes to all that sci fi bullshit

and i like hanging out with him and partying with him

but he is also really fucking weird when he gets in his element

You are lol

Cons are shit without alcohol tbh

...
How old are you again?

...nah.
Your place looked decent tho

It never gets depressing, trust me

Anime nerds and sci-fi nerds are entirely different animals

oh shit i forgot i gave the tour

i would hounestly think that anime autists were worse

i could probably go to a comicon or something

When even was that again?
LAst week, or the one before?

the only convention i've ever been to was a car convention in highschool

it was pretty fun

nice cars hot babes

I hear that man. I love my weekends for that reason.

Today was good, actually. Booked my shit for my trip up north so I am in a good mood.

forty me n scootio are gonna drink morrow, you too?

They're more like chan people, you'd be more used to that kind of weirdness

Sci-fi cons are full of more traditional nerds that are kinda mainstream at this point

got me man it seems like i tiny every friday since i got a cam lol

rip.
I'm probably at friends tomorrow.
Might drink, not tc.

Yeah man. It's fun tho.

Cons are pretty fucking autistic

But I still go cause there are pretty chill peeps there that are weeaboo faggots yet still aren't completely spergy

I get to weeb out while drinking and stuff

Its pretty fun

ni ni

he wanted to break the spell

oh okaiis, have fun anyway

what you doing up north?

i'm all booked for a trip to denver in a month. pretty excited for that. haven't been to a new place in forever

yeah i guess it's one of those things you have to see

probably won't ever experience either

i think if i went to shit like that i would want to go full autism and do furry or pony for maximum cringe

just never thought i would ever be into

goddamn this computer

noooooooooooo waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

It looks like he's shoving the master sword up my ass

nini

What's wrong?

I'm just going to assume that wasn't the only thing.

If you do that shit you gotta own it and people would love you

It's like the guys that cosplay Madoka ironically

BECAUSE YOU'RE BOOOOOOOOOORING

I'd let her suck my dick, dayum.

Visiting a brother.

What are you up to?

Who? The traps?

Tsuchi you should go to AX

You're white, you should have enough money to come down here
I'll hook you up with all the traps
Knee deep in boipussy

Well you don't have to rub it in

...

it's just too easy when i'm drunk

i never expected to cam

lol last week i smoked a bowl on cam and got so tripped out and bounced immediately

i don't like looking at myself

i thought madoka was pretty universally like

visiting my sister. she's been bugging me to visit for years and now that i actually have some money i kinda owe it to her

think it's gonna be pretty fun

we've joked about getting matching tattoos

It is liked

But the genderbending cosplay is different

i think that would be one of the few genderbending cosplays i would recognize

FUCKING LOL

Nah dude, all the white girls.

I WILL. ENJOY IT.

PLS

yeah man i couldn't even handle it

I went climbing and I can't feel my feet. Hands are numb
Am I doing it right? really wanna buy some seeds and grow

I won't but thanks

Just means your blood flow is bad or you might have pinched a nerve down there. don't start dumping your money in pot

(^:

it's an exaggeration of pain tbh
Hello grandpa

hi lenko

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

kinda want ian to describe the time he kissed a dude

Soto would know better, I was too drunk to remember

by liking this video is most i express my bisex

not necessarily, I often get that when I go running. It's nothing unusual or bad tbh. Just try running with lighter steps.

kek

:^3

oh shit you were with soto?

such a bad influence lol

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lenko let's squash the beef with me that you decided to make because you were mad about the juice backfiring

Someone tell kanra I'm done

there's so many things wrong with this post

I remember snailgirl
and photobombing her

I dont have the photobomb pic tho

I was on my own but he walked by apparently

:^]

:^(

:v)

you don't even remember the dude you kissed?

pretty sure that doesn't even count dude

I do vaguely

Very vaguely

IAN KISSED A DUDE? :OOOOOO

but come to think i vaguely remember my 3-way

and i still count that

He was dressed as a girl so it's not gay :^}

And he liked it.

and he may have liked it

the jury is out

such a bitch bypass

He has a goatee now ;^)

when
who
why

oh snap

do you really like that shitty meme face that much?

it's literal cancer

Last con

Some random

I was drunk

:^­)

I WASNT THERE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

grim when was the first time you posted *kisses* at a dude

I don't even like it, it's just fun finding work arounds for these things

I'd use invisible characters if I knew how to use them on a phone

Lol, why would you want to be there?

to witness history

yeah like i don't really care to bother on this laptop key

i never learned how to bypass without a num

It's not that important honestly

Not worth

I'll just slightly change it and call it good

also grim, why do you keep whiteknighting luka

hopefully there is some nefarious tedcruzesque plan associated with this

or you could just like not do it at all

it is for grim

you know how he gets when it comes to homo events

why does it matter

yeah it is
isn't it your first mankiss?

it's kinda weird

and i'm curious

I guess we're better friends

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the first time I have visited my bro. He is just a friend, but I have known him long enough and trust him to the point where I call him my brother. Both my real brothers are going too. And we already decided I am going to woo his sister.

and now we wait

you like watch anime with him and all that jazz

now that wish left do you really feel that this is your best next option?

I'm scared guys

While we wait let's gather the dragonballs and wish for TP for drop dead.

I never watched much with wish
thanks for reminding me of her now I miss her even more

this is kinda confusing

lemme try to decifer

you and your real bro are going to visit your colloquial bro

and that dude has a loose sis

I could

But I won't

Yes, you weren't there for my first girlkiss either so I mean

forget it >_>

yoooooooooooo

now you decide to acknowledge my presence chiritier

i've been meaning to sign in to see if she baleeted me

you hardass

I don't feel like that's the way you use the word colloquial at all

did she?

got me dude it felt right

holy shit dude how you been

have no idea i haven't signed in in months

yo

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christ that's terrible

Okay

I'm now even in the guy/girl ratio there so there's that

We need one tbh

can you please take mordin's place as slutty nordic poster