SEEN ANY ELVES?

ARRIGHT LISTEN TO ME, YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT

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You'd pack the dude elves in the fudge bakers when you could fuck the lady elves in their baby slip and slides? You gay or something?

Fairies >>> elves

Ah, yes, we've been expecting you.
You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours.

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Yes

Kinky.

Stop reminding me constantly that I like guys please.

I don't even have a bf. Should be illegal to do something like this.

Yeah maybe it would do you a world of good to think about other things than shoving meat sausages into your holes. Maybe like an art or something, maybe some crafts, I dunno, point is please stop it chewing deadly baby butter for 5 seconds, costs a pretty penny to support you assclowns and I'm almost out of pennies

ELF GENOCIDE WHEN? I'M GETTING FUCKING SICK OF THESE UPPITY TREENIGGERS

Because there aren't any Dunmer that aren't part of the Temple, right?
Some still worship Azura, for example.

SOON

holy shit, thanks for reminding me
I love that webm

Oh you mean get a hobby and meet people that way? Good advice user.

I'll never understand you guys.

Humans are the masterrace faggot.

Argonians and Khajiits can stay as sex slaves though.

i just wanna be an argonian mage living with his tsundere altmer husbando and simpleminded stronk orcifu

NO ELVES NO BUY

it's the journey that matters, not the destination

lad …. at least be homoerotic

fucking elves

So you guys want to live in a fantasy setting for the sake of furfaggotry?

Most of the anons also want to get rid of Orcs.

That makes no sense.

Shit, last reply meant to

I just want a cute boyfriend, user.
And I'm a virgin anyways so you don't have to worry about supporting me

how cute are we talking?

Faggots ruin every thread they post in.

Pic related.

It's like you forgot where you are kid.

Fagots always ruin threads with their subpar even for an user social skills and desperate attempts to connect with a real boyfriend or just get laid. Your average faganon not being anywhere close to Grindr material, this is a exercise in futility.

I'd rather a world of beast race sex slaves than a world of faggot elf sex slaves.

Wait, there are male elves?

I want to genocide everything other the undead but undead from every race are welcome

Neither will I.

please tell me you are not the drawfag from /deutschpol/

It's the same shit and it's probably even worse.

That also makes no sense.

forgot to reply to

You never played HoMM 4?

I've only played the the fifth one and but i never went too far because i found it boring.

wud u a snek?

I can't even speak German.

wew fam

That's pretty fucking gay, bud.

I'd rather do a Hellhound

Explain how Argonians and Khajits are better than elves? Come on, amaze me.

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Also my consistent dubs proves me right.

:^)

or a qt spoder

We get it, ur mr gay

Because a skeleton version of anything would be an improvement over the original

Because at least they have jobs and can be functioning members of a society than being bureaucrat holier-than-thou faggots who just shit up everything they touch.

In other words elves are the equivalent of Jews.

Not only you. HoMM 5 is watered down HoMM 3 with Warcraft style.

I see you are a man of fine tastes

D- see me after class.

That's almost as bad as being an elf

You say that like you can't do both at the same time.

Okay, so you want a genocide for human race as well to only get a Skeleton supremacy?

That's only your opinion and i've never seen Argonians and Khajits being relevant to anything.

I'm pretty sure these are another race.

Post qt Hellhounds.

>>>/furry/

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Yeah they'll come back as skeletons so it ok anyway. I'm pretty lazy though so i'd probably just end up as a lich living in the dead nations in planescape and doing some missionary work for them.
Kobolds are also pretty cool as far as races go, so if I wasn't going to genocide a race it would be them but you know they'd still be improved by it so I would kill want them all (un)dead anyway.

Muh nigga. Lulu is the best

Okay, i'm gonna make two question for you guys:

What races are okay for you?

And what races needs to be erased according to you?

yes

It actually happened quicker this time than it usually does

none of them
all of the races

ELVES GET OUT

KILL ALL THE ELVES

Its goons

Threadly reminder that making elves sex slaves is an easy way for them to infiltrate and subvert human civilization due to their long life spans

I noticed.

No, not all of them.
I need prime specimens for research purposes.

Just like every other race that isn't human.

ELVES OFF MY BOARD NOW

Which is why they have to go
unless they're undead

faggot

Nice argument, you sure showed me.

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Fantasy realms are more than D I V E R S I T Y you cuck.

Good man, and it's not like you can fuck zombie woman

You have to go back.

lol

But what's wrong with incase?

Elaborate

Hylians are not elves.

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i'm fine with whatever, so long as it's fleshed out and not magical realm territory

Fuck you man incase is great

Redguards

Something that was made for other races way before humanity existed in almost every fantasy setting.

Okay, point.

Back to the starting point

is there any way to fix elves so they aren't such a faggy fucking race?

turn them into dwarfs, Cacame style.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

no.

Take the utilitarian route.
Use them as cadavers, lab rats, and such.

there is only one cure death

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Sorry babe, but zombies just aren't my type.
I don't know about you, but the scent of carrion was never really a turn on for me….
Now a proper full beard on the other hand. All silky smooth and reaching all the way down to her knee's. Now that's my kind of woman.

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Everything you fuck, the main point of this thread is fucking fantasy, and most of these stories have humanity existing after everything "magic" was ever created.

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make them magical glass cannons, or scary looking aspects of nature

Elves are only acceptable if they're savage Druid/Shaman elves
Dorfs always welcome
No other short folk are acceptable
Humans always welcome
Orcs are necessary cannon fodder
Goblinoids are same as orcs
Beast-folk are fine if they integrate well
Lizardfolk are same as beast
Miscellaneous races (monsters, etc.) are always welcome for making the setting interesting

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Play Pendragon

Everything goes pretty shit for lancelot after that

More like giants should be a player character.
And not just big humans, I mean like the Norse vikings.
All magical and mysterious and shit.

Make them Yakuza. Much like how the Japanese occasionally come off as massive faggots, they can still look badass under the right circumstances.

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If they weren't the faggy ass shit fuckers they were, they wouldn't be elves.

So no, there is no fix. Only extermination.

Giants are to be the enemies of mankind. lrn2norse

In video games or in real life?
In video games, everybody other than elves are fine.
In real life, niggers, spics and mudslimes need to go.

Explain this shit.

Dwarves aren't afraid of manual labor.

Debatable.

Dwarves are nationalists. They want other people to stay out. They don't actively manipulate other nations.

And? You some kind of red skin nigger thats pissed off whitey took your land cause you were there first?

Also dwarves aren't slimy conniving sandniggers who use their high verbal IQs to decieve the goyim.

We hate Jews because we want to be Jews. ((( :^) )))

Call them by their proper name then:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jötunn

Around elves, protect yourselves

Dwarves as a race aren't manipulative little shits who play pity cards in political negotiations and manipulate stronger nations to their whims by destroying other peoples' cultures. Dwarves generally leave well enough alone, take care of themselves and friends, and can be total bros when shit hits the fan and war happens.

The only similarities is that they both like money, but who doesn't? Dwarves use those treasures and funds to better themselves and earn fame, not to fuck with the world. They'd rather work hard and earn their place in the world, striving to the top through self improvement instead of the destruction of all around them until all is equal in despair and hopelessness.

Skyrim may have shit quests but I do like the setting. Playing around in Winterhold in November with the windows open when that game released was the most immersion ive ever had. Wish the game was better.

Which isn't very far anyway, right?

Welp, looks like is time to boot up Morrowind and start another anti-elf crusade.

Middle Earth elves aren't faggy at all. Elves in Norse (Ljósálfar) and Celtic folklore (aes sídhe) even less.

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Orcs, Trolls, Goblins, Imps, Ghouls, Ogres, Gremlins, Hobgoblins, Bugbears, Fairies(not the gay ass Tinkerbell type, I mean meddlesome, beer guzzling, tea spilling baby shakers), Kobolds, Witches and Gnomes are all fine.

Make them an almost carbon-copy of humans.

THE CRUSADE NEVER ENDS

I should put up a request in the drawthreads for Pelinal, Garithos, and Four having a nice cup of tea together.

WHEN WILL THE GREAT PURGE BEGIN? WHEN WILL WE START THE CRUSADE?

I'LL SLAY EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU TREE NIGGERS, AND SYMPATHIZERS

wooooow

This is why i will never understand you guys. This fantasy shitposting isn't even funny anymore.

You cannot catch khajiit, khajiit ees too sneeki breeki for you.

Fortunately it isn't gay if it's an elf. "Male" elves have so little testosterone and so much estrogen that they're all functionally futa. It's Bi at worst. And being into elf shotas might as well be considered straight all together.

That anatomy is fucking terrifying

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Oh my sweet summer child…

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argonian pride worldwide

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO KILL ALL OF THIS IN HOLY FIRE!

Just because someone doesn't like your shitty fetish doesnt make that person a summerfag. Kill yourself.

Tsaesci master race, Argonian scum need not apply.

This suddenly reminded me of that bar brawl quest. Where the elf said they should send the PC back to where he came from and build a wall around Morrowind.

i love yuni's art when it isn't full contortion mode

This. I have never understood the dwarves = jew shit. Starting to think its elf propaganda to drive us away from our greatest allies.

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Incase you didn't know, some people here don't like sameface.

All but Orcs. They're essentially niggers mixed with redskins.

VIDEO GAMES

Why are faggots so damn fucked in the head.

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I liked his take on gorgons.

same thread
same pics
same replies
same porn
same everysinglefuckingthing

make them tall as fuck
Elvaan Elezen masterrace

humans and dwarves are literally the only good races
exterminate everything
especially night elves
they don't even work as uppity tree fuckers and amazons anymore

don't put this on me, I want nothing to do with that

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The answer.

what if the real template isn't the thread
but our lives

Why are you doing this to me ?

I actually liked Ishgardian Elezen after 3.3 wrapped up Dragonsong war, and that is after i wanted to burn Ishgard to the ground after ARR questline with them. Also, different proportions.

Dunmer are still filthy elves

lol

>wud u a snek? Yes

But I'd rather a Harpy

Might as well be even though Zelda games don't establish any real differences between round-eared humans/the Gerudo and Hylians

Some places say Hylians can use magic and have pointy ears but Ganondorf had round ears in OoT and was incredibly powerful magician

It's pretty simple really. What will drive men from earth and into the stars is one of two things. The desire to find exotic things and kill them, or the desire to find exotic things and fuck them.

It's not clear because Nintendo doesn't really care and neither should anyone else.

Ice cream?

I love ice cream!

Yeah true, Hyrule Historia caused more questions and inconsistencies than it solved and treating Zelda lore as some big serious thing is hilarity in and of itself

I remember Twilight Princess is shot in the ass as for the Historia because they placed it in the "kid Link tattles on Ganondorf" timeline but there the Master Sword would never have been drawn and the Triforce wouldn't have been split meaning Ganondorf surviving his execution with the Triforce piece is an impossibility

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Another parasite out to make things seem degenerate.

Was nice for things to be made without needing explanation. Then you filth came along.

Fuck, that really makes me angry.

youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1H-R5Md4

NO

Hylians are just humans with pointy ears, wouldn't consider that to be an elf.

As for gerudos, I'd say they're definitely not humans, considering a single male is born every one hundred years, they clearly must be different to us.

I thought Hylian is just what humans were called in the Zelda universe.

But not necessarily degenerate.