Ask Sonic & Eggman

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The shitposting begins!

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Should ask them who their favorite girl is and which kind of Sonic porn is best.

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post more lewd rouge

You've got a one-track mind.

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Latex is superior to any fabric

Are bats even mammals? Should she really have tits this big?

Wait what? Are you trying to be funny or do you really think bats are not mammals?

Yes.
It's not on-model, but I'm not complaining.

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take it to /furry/

/furry/ go away

Does this actually hint that you will be able to play as Eggman in next sonic game?!

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Why you do this, user.

I'm trying to get cured of my furry.

No they're reptiles.

Flying reptiles

Bats are literally dragons.

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They're birds you filthy casuals and birds are avians not mammals

Let's mix with mammals with avians user. Let's make my dream of a flying goat utopia true

No, dipshit. Birds evolved from dinosaurs, which are reptiles, so they are also reptiles.
was right.

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Bats are both birds and mammals. That makes them AMPHIBIANS.
Fucking look up something on google at least once in your life.

Amphibians are really birds and mammals?

Corvus is raven

If dinosaurs turned into ravens, why in Gothic 2 : Night of the Raven there are dinousars and ravens and a big man raven?

All these faggots arguing bat biology
when Blaze is far superior to Rouge in every possible way

bats are only mammals, not birds

take it to /furry/

This, humans also evolved from rats, which means we are all geneticly jewish.

Atheists = 0
PC = 1

So back to the shitposting at hand.

How about no?

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What's the matter? Still 12 and can only like Mega Milk-tier shit?

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So?

DUDE
CATS
LMAO

No, I don't like Rouge either. I don't like autism at all.

What am I to rename every single file I download?
There from e621 anyways

Then what are you doing in this thread?
What are you doing on Holla Forums?

telling fags like you to keep the porn on /furry/

That doesn't explain why you're still here.

That sounds mighty autistic of you.

Just ignore the faggot

Good job, you did it. You made such a huge difference, and the world is changing for the better because of it.

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Well anyone else going to keep posting?
I can't just keep doing it alone

Post shemale Sonic

Why do furries ruin everything?

It's something called autism.

I don't have those. I do have r63 however.

okay, might as well post what i have of human rouge.

someone ask them why nobody ever calls him "Robotnik" anymore

I'm onto you kike

fuck you mark /vcollins/

reported

Hey mark, I've been refraining from dumping porn since that 3 day ban.

Glad to see you're around.

and just when I thought this thread couldn't get any worse

reported ur mom lol

dont porn dump

it's the same as spam


u wana fukin test me m8?

sorry, I'll stop now.


rekt

okay i'll stop.
can i at least leave with a few sfw ones?

Anyways the Sonic twitter guy is living the dream, shitposting for a living.

And e621 is a booru, you dumbshit, a really shitty booru full of garbage art.

Sure, just don't go crazy

You were lured into this thread with promises of lewd Rouge pics, don't deny it

Because everyone else was too

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

Sonic Team were butthurt that he had two names so they slowly but surely phased "Doctor Ivo Robotnik" out.

How does it feel to be able to make any low-effort shitpost and watch the (You)s come flowing in?

Does it make you feel like a big man? Does it make you feel special? Does it make you feel loved for once in your pathetic life?

rude

>Not Vanilla

it feels alright

nothing big though

also being loved is overrated

2D > 3DPD

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mark pls

FLAT IS JUSTICE

gee, I wonder why

CLOSER TO THE HEART

GAY
A
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Wait, are you serious? So I don't have to lie about fapping to Jolly Jack's comics?

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All boobs are best boobs.

Flat is Justice

Big Boobs are Victory

Standards are good too

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look at

flat is still gay tbh

Look at the timestamps. I didn't have the opportunity to see that before I posted. Also, flat boobs can hardly be called boobs, they're just nipples.

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Is that fucking Egoraptor doing Sonic's voice?

No, It's wonder blue

he's not very good at the role and I wish they would get Ryan back

It's Roger Craig Smith, you may know him from Assassin's Creed or Dying Light.

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I remember now, Thomas in Regular Show

Also Eggman's voice is familiar to me, I swear I've heard it recently. Isn't it the guys who voices Spongebob too?

No, he voices Adon in the second Berserk: The Golden Age movie

He's in the old anime dub too.

I've only seen the movies

it's my favorite anime movie trilogy

I had no idea who Jolly Jack was, so I googled the name

I'd continue lying if I were you tbh

Some kinda-funny sketches though

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Amy > Slut the bat

I'd suck Tails

JUST


Let's be honest here Elise is best grill since she's actually human.

gay

I took my own bait, didn't I?

The female Casper was a qt though.

reported

That's not saying much since I don't think other anime movie trilogies actually exist.

underage rabbit >>>>>>> old hag the bat > everyone else

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melons

Shit taste.


A human who has sex with hedgehogs.

Kara no Kyoukai is 7 parts, not a trilogy, but hey why not.

0/10 wouldn't babysit.

yes you would~

Why not both? The cat is fine too.

No not again.

DELETE THIS FILTH

You only have yourself to blame, but keep hitting that wall.

come on uncle user! mom will be gone all week, and i've been waiting sooo much to play our special game~

Flat chest > shit tits
Egg laying hips >>> shit tits

sory ur gay bruv

Whenever they leave, the house goes to shit

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Y'all don't even know sonic is real

I like both.

Fight me nigger.

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GAY
A
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Tits have their place on mammals, but flat will always be superior.
In the rare instance where tits are needed, small is always better.

Just make sure not to do no loli shit. Loli is terrible. Make a nice, adult body, with wonderful wide hips.

Also, tails are always better when long, and plump.

"All boobs are good" is just another way of saying "i'm an indecisive prick"
Oppai a best.

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Oppai is clearly superior to no oppai.

There is literally nothing wrong with boorus.

Except everything

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I never really got why anyone would be attracted to Rouge. She looks like a washed-up chainsmoking tramp in her 60's.

If it has a snout it's out user.

You know it to be true user.

Also:

I mean, if you want to be a boring-ass vanilafag.

Furries are shit because they don't try. Along with having an absolutely abysmal culture of horrible faggotry that's so heavily permeated their lot to the point that you can't go five feet without being thrown into gay shit.
Issues with the people involved aside, the issues I have with the art and such is that they are also still just humans with tiny differences. They get different colored skin, not even fur usually, a slightly different face structure, a tail, and some ears. I mean, fuck, most of them still have hair. Fucking why?
They're typically all humans culturewise too. Literally modern-day normal shits doing exactly what humans do all the time. Wearing the same shit humans do, doing the same shit humans do, using the same shit humans do. Clothing especially is prevalent, as often enough it doesn't even fucking fit their shapes, thanks to things like tails and so on.

I want to fuck the qt kobold chick what's got proper scales, maybe even a cloaca, fun bent legs, thick plump tail, proper clothing what's specially tailored to her shapes, with fancy kobold cultural differences and desires. A dab rarer still, but some tools designed more ergonomically for their hands would also be swell.

Bug is also good, but I still lean towards qt lizards.

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fuck off guoh you fucking nigger
im sick of you shilling your art
go literally fuck your own face with a rake /tg/

You're as bad as that faggot that was always derailing threads to shitpost about spics.

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Whatever you say user.

Will he ever finish making the game?

I wish.
Plus, I don't really much care for a lot of Guoh's bits here and there. Lot of shit I just complained about that I'd fix.
One of the biggest ones, though, is I want qt smaller bolds. Guoh makes them about the size of a human. I like that princess comic lot's sizing.

He does occasionally get it right, though. These two are about the only ones I've seen, still.

you mean pic related?
i wish i still had the archive of that thread

I just remember some user making this, but he used to shit up half a dozen threads at the same time and thought mods were checking his IP and shit.

i remember an autist doing long ass posts about spics ruining Holla Forums on random threads so it might have been that guy

Well I regret not spending the extra minute to search for a less lewd Sonic image for the OP.

Want me to dump the best of what they responded with?

This is concentrate autism.

iirc he made 30 of those posts all of them autistic as shit

I think i see few his post year ago.

i forgot the shitposting face :^)

Now I'm imagining furfag scientist experiments gone horribly awry and an actual bat with enormous human tits trying desperately to just fly away.

JACKIN' MUH DICK AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!!!

holy shit

Well, at least the Jew has good taste.

Holy shit, are there any sanic doujins out there? I can only find western shit.

There's a few, check sadpanda. Not many.

I came to see twitter bantz, and all there is in the thread is filth! One twitter screencap, wew laddies.

I don't know if it's the same VA but Eggman is pretty baller. Haven't seen anyone post these since it happened.

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Holy shit this is hilarious.

Holy shit, it's been nearly a year.

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I miss her

nice try user

Pucs of "her" art or it didn't happen.

Pic of her or her work?

pics or it didn't happen

BIG FAT BAT TATS

All porn art is behind a paywall.
I can try to find some with her millions of accounts, but that'll only be mediocre normal art.
(She also doesn't draw exclusively furry, rather everything relating to vidya and other weeb stuff, I just brought up furry because it had to do with the thread and that's how she earned money).

pics of her. HER, naked.

I have no porn pics, but can try to find normal pics if you want.

Go, do it.

You lying rat.

Is this shit actually real? lol

Closest to an existing Sonic thread around.

SEGA Joypolis livestream just ended. Apparently confirmed there won't be any big anniversary game and only next year will they begin making a new game.

Also, a bunch of concept art.

some of these images we'd seen already, often in blurry photos from events, so nice to have them clearer.

Holy shit, how does he do it?

A lesser man would have been driven mad after 10 minutes of this shit, and yet he just takes it in stride

saving the best one for its own post

TURNS OUT SHADOW THE EDGEHOG WAS ONCE EVEN EDGIER

JEEEEESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THIS FUCKER

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Jesus fucking Christ, those make deviantart OCs look like masterpieces

I have no words.

best part about this is
there'd been rumours about this concept art for some 15 years
at this point most assumed it was bullshit from the early fandom days that'd just kept on for lack of proving it wrong
but no

all along it was correct

which also confirms, his first name was TERIOS THE HEDGEHOG

Reminds me of Reala for some reason.

same colour scheme, burly arms, tones of edge. but it works better on reala.

It's like they wanted to become the cancer that Sonic is today

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Who are you calling kike
Everyone here knows you're a Rabbi's pet

Hgn.

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You're from >>>/monster/ aren't you?


Sonic porn is autistic but why would you ever try to cure your furry?

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あらあら!

I'm not a witty person, but this might just be the case of a kike calling a nigger gay.

into the trash

This explains a lot. Mentally ill BO and mentally ill waifu threads everyday.

Please ban me from Holla Forums permanently, I dont want to post here anymore.

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fuckign checked

Cave into peer pressure and just kill yourself, faggot.

This is the first time I've been on Holla Forums in weeks.

It's so shit, I want a reminder to never come back if I try to post again.

Your trips demand you to leave.

Why does Holla Forums ruin everything?

If Mark was worth anything he would just fill my request.

But I dont expect much from a mentally ill kike.

Print this off to attach to your suicide note then.

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Stop projecting. Mentally ill faggots like you kill yourselves way more often, you can't deny this

shit I should know some anime trilogies

I should fucking know this

Gal Force?
no that's like over 6

damnit

You probably like video games which means you should get out

Dirty pair?

Can you even find the OVA sequel to the TV series online? I can only find Flight 005 Conspiracy and The Nolandia Affair.

sorry user I never watched dirty pair

You should. It's quite good.

old backlog to do list

next time I see it I'll make sure to put it on my to do list

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The game is shit
The premise is great

The Project Eden movie is wonderful, but you should see the TV series first.

Go back to /monster/ until you stop being in denial about yourself.They're typically all humans culturewise too.


You must be fun at parties…

Enjoy your foot problems.

thanks for the tip user

itsamike.com/video

Your taste is honorable and patrician mein brüder

he didnt fly so good

Bet you didn't know that moth dust is actually microscopic discarded SCALES either.

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Holy shit, they avoided all that literal coldsteel.

Wait, the first one practically IS coldsteel

Holy shit.

ur gonna have a bad time
WEAKLING

Example of what fake fans do and how they have nothing to do with actual things.

Let themselves become victims to opportunistic things.

Good is what impresses you, not what asks you for support or says that it is good. Go into that, it doesn't ask to lead.

Was some good stuff ascociated with Sonic, posters, maybe comic covers. An effort to make something.

Story was breaking animals from slavery. Made robots.
Maybe to prevent change or force a way.
All were hostile, so forced to be defense. Drilling and such.

Chequered ground, fairly different. Immune from explanation.

Need sequels to be weird to be true.

Games all about doing, nothing else.
Games with talking are not Sonic games, or Sonic things.

Not a formula to have good result, to be good have to generate more than done before.

Chequered ground aids perception of distance. Distant things can have the same colour. A common standard size.
Maybe all as building blocks. I like that, all built even nature. Man made stuff less controlled.

…Are you the arm waifu guy from the Metal Gear Rising thread?

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Dont talk to me or my meme's son ever again