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Will give cummies for subway.
but I did the thing
I decided yesterday I'd prefer waking up at 5pm.
My resolve was not enough to overcome caffeine short-circuitry.
I'm going to bike before the streets get crowded.
eww... disgusting filter!
chii a mean bully! word filtering ;~;
6 inch or footlong
what did you do? ._.
i didn't type bad word, chii's mean word filter did it!
hey she took my emoticon from me too but you dont see me complaining
b . u - m . p .
testing this... :s
it didnt say anything about your dreams of cummies this time
there was a new thread before this one
look at the catalog before you do retard shit luka
blah blah blah
holy shit lol'd
brb enjoying a youtube vid.
give me cummies
what was this one?
Will give cummies for subway
what was filtered
does it really matter? they all consist of Beump.
I suck dicks
ah damn you changed it
fair enough. keep up the good work
My laptop is broked
And I've lost several of my newest folders
didn't you have a drop box of a lot of your folders at one time?
No I have never used Dropbox
oh wait no. that was that loodz poster person's dropbox.
what can you do now?
Wait until I get a new laptop and make them better than before
well I guess the filter isn't wrong
your laptop's hard drive isn't dead or broken right?
you could take it out and try to get a usb adapter to connect it to your new future laptop and recover all your data right?
I don't know
It was only a few folders anyway
Though that includes my beloved Sarada
Well anyways, best of luck on your new laptop clean fresh start.
but you should consider looking into ways of keeping your old laptops HDD?
There's a lot of shit on there
yeah so like stuff similar to this i guess.
I'll look into it when I get around to it
What will you be doing for now then?
Same thing I do every time luka
Try to take over the world
funny pink and the brain reference!
good luck~ *hugs*
I know that feel and I just wanna say
me on left
you on right
What filters to cummies?
I wanna cummies filter know word thing.
should filter "Good morning" tbh
that would just ruin a train of conversation starting
a train killed my neighbor not really but still dont
Ganbatte, thread chan
ganbatte, user i think is bart
dont? what? ._.
I haven't had apple jacks in years
Almost forgot how shit they are
I decided to post a pic of it to Luka and ask him if he's hungry
choo choo luka
Also Whole Milk master race
Fuck all that watered down shit
you have weird taste then soto bro!
skim milk tastes nice
I have to go to the dentist in an hour :x
brush before hand
wear bright blue contact lenses
I did but I have no toothpaste so it was just water
also I'm smoking
he gon hate me
I have some on my eBay watch list actually
kill the dentist with your auburn hair and sapphire blue eyes
what's my story to the dentist gonna
be like, lol
I took about 90mg diazepam and tried to pull my own tooth out and almost succeeded, you just need to finish off the roots
I have the pieces of tooth in a little baggy to show him
It got knocked out while playing cricket
apart from the bits I lost, this is all that was left beyond the gum line
picture flash back
it was a fun night.
I know that feeling bruh
That's really gross.
One day we will all think back to those hardcore days that erin pulled her teeth out.
Sounds like a movie
SPOILER THAT OH MAH GAWSD
what will she do next?
whatever the fuck I want
she looks cute~
post maid version too! ♥
oh yeah, the doctor agree to prescribe me more, stronger zopiclone
Maybe we're all in a movie..
Somebody records our threads in secret I just know it.
Jesus Christ Erin
That shit looks bad
I will beat you up
He is right though
Semi-skimmed for lyfe
Everybody betray me
I fed up wit dees wurl
Subtle I Wanna play with you today
can we make it rated r, bae? : ^)
You're not invited
Subtle invited me
He said the more the merrier
oh believe me, this is way above R rated
You're not gonna play dota or watch anime with us
Luka dun did it
Dota is dumb
Imma watch some anime with y'all niggas
Maybe even flirt with Subtle while you watch
maid tomoke pls
holy shit just fuck off already
He's right though; Dota is pretty dumb.
Why not start now? ^^
Go play Dota by yourself faggot
Me and Subby will go play PoE
Give me 20 minutes to finish things around the house then ok ^^
well the fun was just sucked out of that one and not in the fun way that was hoped for, darn
Wow Subtle you're supposed to go along with it and make Desu jealous so we can laugh at him
How do you expect me to gossip with you if you keep fucking everything up
So I, dilly
I ran through an
I suck dicksed into a smoker named
Wow you ruined Lodi Dodi Chii
Dafuq you smoking Soto
Tell me how much you like me~
Her mean mother steps then says to me "Hi!"
Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong
The kids was gone
Something was wrong
I said, "What was goin on?"
I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!"
She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either!"
I don't understand
Sorry I was trying to scare you by posting nigger music at you
You're white as fuck so I figured it would work
He doesn't like you at all
Me and Subtle cyber everyday
You should know already that I do :c
Also I'm considering cosplaying Araragi Koyomi
Could not purge.
he doesn't like you at all
he doesn't like you at all
you will never toot renge
Everybody is gone
Renge toot toot.
8ch just fucked us
Luka is finally whoring himself out food?
i like sublte too~
no, im not boy
Fear The Cucking Thread
Just like Lucy, amirite.
not a boy
post boy pussy anyhow.
don't have one.
I'm a girl
This thread tho.
I'm a girl
dicks are for kids?
its not gay because I'm a girl
my clit is just pretty big and in the shape of a dick
Wear a skirt
what I'm saying is I'm a futa
and I need my own bathroom
Feed the futanari Ur salami
Skirts are best article of clothing.
tokai let me go on your jurassic park ride
But if were all girls who is best girl
I'd only do a Jurassic Park RP if you were Goldblum
Rate my driving
you really go with the stereotype huh
I guess I'm going to eat sushi with my sister tomorrow.
I really ought to stop texting when I'm half asleep.
That should be fun, unless you know, your sister makes it not fun. Is your sister chill?
I don't know anymore. Maybe.
It's just suspicious that she texts me out of the blue then wants to hang out all of a sudden and stuff. Weird. Like she said she misses me. Who in their right mind...
Anyway, how's it been with you?
I know :3
Basically because of the way fetuses develop. It does one thing or another around 5 months of pregnancy.
Well family is never in their right mind so it's a good thing, I guess? I went to sleep on time last night kind of and I woke up at 7 am. I gotta do a couple things today and I am procrastinating like a champ.
Sssh, there is no need to be upset.
"Why do today what you could put off til tomorrow"
I never thought of it like that. It just seems suspicious. Like we're gonna meet up and I'm going to walk into an ambush or something I just know it.
Maybe she found a guy for you? or maybe she's going to feed you sushi
IM NOT UPSET AAAARHRHGFHG
Ugh. Don't even go there.
I might just call it off tomorrow.
Thanks for the help. Toodles.
The thing about fucking in public is, uh
life finds a way
wish my dick would find a way
Stalin did nothing wrong.
You told me about it
Did I? when did that happen?
i don't want to make a presentation for my german final
the moustache was a mistake
too much effort
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you bourgeois pig? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Bonn, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on /pol/, and I have over 300 confirmed debate victories. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire YPG. You are nothing to me but just another fascist. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that propaganda to me over the Internet? Think again, parasite. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across /leftypol/ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the guillotine, porky. The guillotine that cuts off the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bucko. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a hammer and sickle. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cuban Revolutionary Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you liberal shit. If only you could have known what material retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, bucko.
Do you mean THAT time or the other TIME?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fat dyke? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my hood in smackin bitches, and I’ve been involved in numerous flashings at feminist rallies and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in watching TV and I’m the top misogynist in the entire US correctional system. You are nothing to me but just another skank. I will wipe you the fuck out with bitch slaps the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking dick. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, feminazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pimps across the USA and your tits are being traced right now so you better prepare me a sandwich, bitch. The sandwich that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call equality. You’re fucking slapped, bitch. I can be in any kitchen, anytime, and I can slap you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare dick. Not only am I extensively trained in putting bitches in their place, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the playboy mansion and I will use it to its full extent to beat your miserable ass onto the face of the kitchen bench, you dumb slut. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “feminist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have made my fucking dinner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dyke. I will shit double standards all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, slut. I don’t give a fuck who you are or which kitchen you’re in. You can count on me to bend your ass over the kitchen table. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make giving birth look like oraI sex with your dyke girlfriend. I don’t give a fuck how many debates you have won or how oppressed you are IRL, how well you can cook, or how many fucking dildos you own to pleasure yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the ovens on in your house, leave all the water boiling, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you with my dick in my hands. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what that sticky white stuff on your face is. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run over to you with my pimp hand cocked and slap you to the ground. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse for a uterus, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length (like my dick) to make sure your last remaining days are spent in my kitchen making sandwiches. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and slap you again myself you filthy rug muncher. Welcome to the kitchen, population: you and all womankind.
Oooooh so you mean "that" time then.
That seems a little lewd.
did you know
50gb 28mbit/s 1080p digital VHS tapes were a thing in 1998
Only if you think about it hard enough
Oh, I know all about your hardness.
We agreed never to speak of this again though.
h-how do you know that??
I'm not very secretive..
You havn't talked to me in a while though.
That's probably a good thing.
But i'm doing it right now.
while you're playing
Is that a bad thing?
yes. your attention is divided.
But people might know embarrassing stuff
You know I need to relax when i'm home.
If it didn't embarrass you when you said it first why would it embarrass you when someone says it to you?
You can still talk to me but i'm gonna play my games.
It's mean to confuse me..
"Bros before hoes"
That is not my intention, dear.
What're you up to this time in the evening?
Unless said ho is putting out.
I thought the point of them being hos was that they put out.
Ohh okai then.
I'm having a nice Portuguese wine and listening romantic music all by my self.
Romantic music? Like Chopin?
I'll go with the boo-esque clarification, they're hos even if they don't put out.
Anyways, how you've been?
What do you want me to stop having fun so you can have my full attention?
I'm already talking to you its not gonna change anything.
i like that picture
Quick, they're totally putting out.
There's a very high probability that they crave your d, at least according to the amount of attention needed.
That seems kinda foul. Oh well.
I've not done anything worthy of your notice, honestly.
What about you? Whatcha done today? Feeling cozy yet at home?
nooo romantic light work where boys sing about cute things.
Said cute things better include cats or else I'm going to pretend to be mad.
Eh, it was the only opinion which I had at hand.
You just remind me of someone, I could be very wrong though.
Just got home from gym, about to hit the shower in a bit though.
Isn't it obvious?
who is this fluid druid
ehhh it's more like oohh I wanna take you to romantic stuff babe lala la la
don't you fucking steal my avatar.
Why would I do that ?
Then it's back to the meme-factory for us all.
Does this someone have a name? I might better help you identify myself with this information!
Oh? So you're just sitting around being stinky~? How was your workout? Feelin' sore?
This doesn't sound as pleasing as cats! Is this some sort of plea for attention, like self-immolation? In which case, you can have my attention!1
Yeah you know I never really thought of it that way but me too.
I hate you stop.
Stop what ?
Stealing my stuff.
Got to strike while the iron's hot.
Considering the few facts at hand you're probably not them.
You wouldn't happen to be another person who posted Lilly Satou though?
Pretty much, and eating after workout.
Just a bit, but it's not like I'll be doing anything physically exhausting during my weekend.
well.. I donno songs about cats.
ehh Yeah sure!
Just borrowing dude
I don't gotta strike anything.
Wanna listen to me drink my water
Dammit, man, got to be an opportunist to a degree.
You'd be correct in your conjecture;
I've never posted them to any great extent, and have only a handful of images with them.
Eating what, pray tell? Something filling for your tummy or a light snack?
I actually secretly am but no one knows.
I take all the shots.
I was just saying things.
I am not sure how well you could hear it
I heard it loud and clear.
Make the Nezumi cummies vocaroo again faggot.
Oh, you're that person.
Strawberry quark, because proteins and it's good.
..t-that doesnt sound cute
Thats not how you fucking do it.
But mewing kittens sampled therein!
I've mixed you before with the other person, I never got a name though.
I thought it would be a bit more common, but appears to be a rarity there.
Luka decided to slut for food money now, eh?
Just do it
Your lower attention lowers quality.
A name? From me or them? Both?
Oh, I like strawberries in my cottage cheese, but I dunno if that's precisely the same thing. Hmn.. :<
Well lucky for you I just died and stopped playing.
This is stupid.
I wanna hear cute stuff!
From you, never asked.
Cottage cheese ain't exactly the same thing, but it's good nonetheless.
Anyways time for a shower.
full attention now?
Until I leave for work in 30 minutes.
Who wants some top tier Yan attention?
Hmn, here's something cozy, sort-of cute, then, if you want it.
Most people would call me kitty, but my name is whatever you want it to be.
Enjoy your wash and scrub well enough!