The Master of Touhou, The Meme Machine

Seriously though, it'd be hilarious if it really was Bran driving Jon's body.

I would just lose my shit. I would literally down a litre of vodka and ruin someones night.
And well, about the nudes... How about I go grab some personal candids for you... and maybe release a teaser for the threads.

Scoot, don't worry about that stuff right now.

Look. This is Claire Danes in a fiber optic dress. I want one!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
WHO THE HELL SANCTIONED THIS!!!!
ITS TOO PRETTY TO BE REAL!
Claire Danes... she the manes yo.

*clings to you tightly*
something warm like soup~

Want!

Hm...it's too late now. I'm about to walk to work. Maybe I'll get hit by a bus and get some zzzz. (jk)

I would wear it everywhere. Parties, weddings, the gas station, grocery shopping, sleeping...

havea great day at work sabrinu

thank you, mr. bardo. i hope you'll have a wonderful day too!

*poke poke*
dont die! ;~;

to taco bell?

meow

meow

Meow

murr

maybe bebop can play on the minecraft too?

sup

i GUESS

no

morning bowl and listenan to undertale music what is up with you ?

:D
yay
my house a bit complete now too at least!

lick

nnn
that's nice

hmm?

Luka get a job

what else are you hiding?

...

...

Same, it's one of those mornings

best of luck brave soldier

I like to imagine tokai as their avatar

but with a penor

My sleep habits are currently normal.

Is that her dialogue? Wasn't she one of the most slutty sexually liberated characters in the game?

Also, does Bart like being called a whore or something?

but with feminine penor

(^:

Alcohol Simulator.

Tokai's entrance post was n't directed at me you fool

featuring soto

Alcohol STIMULATOR

not now, I'm gonna fight myself.

same

Yeah, my fav was the brown girl though.
I should fix my sleep too

featuring special guest tokai

are you a cute little loli with blue hair?
pls say yes

tokai is a brown girl :^­)

With unlockable characters.

brown girls need love too

kawaii

I'd cum inside Tokai ngl

And I hate myself for kinda wanting to

Not cause he has a dick but cause he's a conceited/spoiled piece of shit

Oh, and an alcoholic too

I think this kind of happens automatically on a subconscious level.

You linked it and said it's nice. How high are you?

My fave was either the one you posted or the kawaii blonde one. They both have things about them I like even though they're pretty different.

I don't really try to fix mine, usually. It just cycles around. :3

same tbh fam

In times like these, now more than ever, we need a true hero who will fight for the people.

We need El Kabong.

there needs to be more brown girls in animu

LENKO NO

it happens a lot with peoples avatars
kinda why i want people to text only a couple threads, see what people really think of each other

Tokai/Luka get a job

Oh you too fam?

...

...

no lie I loved dancing to this shit as a kid

Nigga acts like he's 12

isn't he 19

it's the same thing

sure

arigato

I'd think you'd hate yourself more for the jail thing. Or losing your job.
Perhaps licence.

ehh mugi? and nibutani, they're my fav ^ ^ I just like switching around cause I got a lot of characters.

ohh that's cool, I really have to force some hours away

Scoots would appreciate this image

If you are underaged, you can also go to jail for sending someone pictures of your underaged asshole tokai

moar

that was in response to him saying lick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IT'S SO ACCURATE

cute loli feets..

Shitposting Simulator 2017

abnormal

I'm not under aged and I wouldn't.
18 and swell

here

KABONG

You're only 18?

Avatars express parts of people, though.

Tokai at least intends to do stuff and is just taking a break for a while.

I don't remember the names; you meet her at a college, though.

It's like I'm not naturally in sync with a 24-hour schedule; more like a 28-hour one or something.

Oh. I think maybe I'll smoke a bowl today if/when Trump wins Indiana to celebrate it being all over for Lyin' Ted.

I'm ALREADY 18

but you already have

God damned Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

post waps

...

nicely summed up in moe avatars then.
I love moe

That sounds familiar, for me it feels like have two days in one, one light day and one night day full of activity.

wat

I always thought you were very funny and interesting ;)

EL KABONG

That means you're only 18, love.

...

KABONG

no one is safe

yayyy

maybe why people don't like me much?

or other memes lol

Mordin?

Quickdraw Mcgraw was the fucking shit

EL KABONG

aw thank you

bluhh
I identify as older!

This is a great meme

careful though, this loli is murderous

...

just how i like em

...

politico.com/magazine/story/2016/05/how-ted-cruz-got-indiana-wrong-213866

WAY TO GO TED

Yeah, they express how you've a cute subby boy. :3

Did you end up doing anything yesterday? You said you were going to write stuff or go downtown but you seemed to be posting a lot. ^^

Idk, maybe it could suggest to the subconscious mind that you're hiding something.

KABONG!

EL ENTRY LEVEL KABONG

...

one for luka

smiles I'm just 18 too

;)

MANAKA BOUT TO GET IT

How so?

doubt it

all of my folders are gone from my mega
what the shit

my posting of spike always smoking prob doesnt help either

You can't tell?

Most people embody there avatar in ways or another

I like them hungry

hehe..

I did write some more, but like the core is good but I need to compile it all in one piece.
I'll go to town today though.

woah!

what
did they finish syncing
did you use the right account

people see themselves or traits they like in their avatars

"There's more kabongs where that kabong kabong'd from." - El Kabong

You can't just identify older!

Good for you, lol.

Or you think it's cute or cool or something.

sup, foo?

I've been a bad girl, punish me.

...

wow lewd

they randomly delete my shit too. it's annoying.

Are you attracted to spider man?

WHAT
SINCE WHEN

Usually it's not because they pick the avatar
they start to embody the traits after using the avatar
not necesarily positive traits

I only have one account
everything i uploaded is just gone

I guess it probs depends on the person, but people seem to choose avatars they identify with in some way. It's kind of like an internet version of what clothes a person wears and stuff, though it can easily be more expressive than clothes.

Or your shady vague jewy-ness. : ^ )

Shouldn't you be user posting to say lewd things to a certain person right now?

What did you write? :3

i recorded my return trip from office, there was a traffic jam

nothing exciting happened, it was a smooth ride, other than one car kept honking

Do I avatar as spiderman?

what the fuck
this is a serious issue
maybe you should contact them

I feel like it could be an antispam thing
having so much uploaded at once could trigger the servers to just dump it

remember when i told you i had that folder up that i gave you, when i originally gave it to yan a while ago? yeah

it's already been deleted again btw

lol
who? smiles? nah

god I'm so sick of these fuck ass websites
the fuck is the point of even using the site if they're just going to delete everything
fucking morons

beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

I played a rank game with my cousin
he fed then he tilted

I lost 15lp

EL KABONG!

I don't understand this meme

that's just retarded wtf
I have never had anything deleted from them

because I've had an account for 1-2 years now

What can bad ones be, then?

Do you wear internet girl clothes?

Sometimes.

ahh.. you're really working hard to do ranked, is there any special reason?

check the rubbish bin guys
might be in there

They were there for many months before and I just checked today and they were gone

Oh, Mordin is 1-2 in his placements
I hope he doesn't want me to carry him

I"m gonna get breakfast downstairs so goobai loli folder

well wai not??

hungry for my huge globby breadstick

Writing about culture, taking Turkey as example for a national state culture. they pretty much forcefully converted minorities into their own ethnicity so I'm trying to imply in the article that an original culture can only exist through forceful conversion of others or segregation.

no I just play every now and then

not really

never

Yukari, tho.

phone mode

KABONG

it's not supposed to but i guess if youre not paying them they will

i made an account the day kim made it
idk why it started happening
i used to pay too..

Literally any trait from any avatar 2d or 3d

are you familiar with this character?
a good example of narcissism, a brash disregard of any authority anc complete lack of empathy can be found in this character

my anger knows no bounds

That restriction when you can't avatar as whoever you want because most people only see you post little anime girls and they think it's weird.

Why am I always so OCD when I cook?

because you're working for something

Ok I just did some research

apparently Mega was taken over by a chinese investor, and kim has issued warnings about it on his twitter
there have been a slew of negative reviews lately

I would hard backup your files and try yandex.disk

Yeah, it totally wasn't you who's done that before. : ^ )

It's not really about the fact that it's a girl; anime girls are kind of the standard.

Do you ever try submitting those to newspapers or whatever? Maybe you could get a job that way. ^^

What would you post if you could post anything you wanted? :3

You can, really; just have to tell anyone who complains to eat your ass.

because you're a good cook

nobody is going to ban you for it

yis

find a thingy that says they wont delete then legal memesnice name btw

you just wanna post as a bear or something?

i don't think i ever said i haven't before

Because it's a lie!!

I'm a 400 year old demigod transblack otherkin.

I can't remember but I was bothered a while back.

wat

EL KABONG

...

I was giving an absurd example of what Tokai was doing.

did you lose your game

weeb

WE NEVERLOSE

oh, hot

it's a damn good thing i got all my shit on an external
if only i could find it tho ;~;

Why can't I post pictures?

Keep getting 500 internal error shit

I wanna post my food at Luka and ask him if he's hungry D:

I am personally sorry for all of this
I was having 0 issues with mega

'Cause 8ch is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

yuuush that's the goal, not really confident though so I'll practice more first.

ehh

fiiine..
I guess I'm young

Did we ever truly discover the identity of El Kabong?
After all these years?

SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

A bear? No.

You never really know.

Also Smiley already claimed Homura and Ayase.

How come everyone else is posting pics like nothin

to be fair I'm playing with golds and silvers and the only other person who's actions I have some say over is bebop.

Good. Take pride in it!

then what?

a discrepancy!

omg my new flag arrived ^ ^

It's just your turn to get bent over by the 8ch train

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

imgur.com/aQ7HFbe

8ch pls let me post my ingredients

SAND FLAG

What?

Free is a gay anime

KyoAni finds a way

I dunno! I was just saying.

ty

ITS A FUCKING CHICKEN WRAP YOU NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT SERVER

I don't disagree

but they all belittle me..

a glorious sand!

I really like and collect flags

Who cares what other people think?

Oh, flag collecting is pretty good. What flags do you have?

While I sat there, my mind babbling in an incoherent rage of violence, obscenity, and kabongs, I contemplated whether or not Holla Forums truly had a shit server or if Soto was just a beaner

Gochisousama deshita~

:3

suit yourself

it's always someone elses fault.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

IM NOT EVEN EATING FRIJOLES VOLTEADOS TODAY

AND THATS RARE

I EAT THAT SHIT LIKE ALMOST EVERYDAY

FUCKING POOR ASS GUATEMALAN FOOD BUT ITS SO GOOD

bye

see ya my nigga

me
a little

Syria now, Netherlands and East India Company flag.
Gonna order the Byzantine flag now.

Australian next.

but that one's kinda boring

What the kabong did you just fucking kabong about me, you little kabong? I’ll have you know I kabonged top of my kabong in the Navy Kabongs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret kabongs on Al-Kabonga, and I have over 300 confirmed kabongs. I am trained in kabong warfare and I’m the top kabong in the entire US kabonged forces. You are nothing to me but just another kabong. I will kabong you the fuck out with pkabong the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking kabongs. You think you can get away with kabonging that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, kabonger. As we speak I am kabonging my secret network of kabongs across the USA and your IP is being kabonged right now so you better prepare for the kabong, maggot. The kabong that wipes out the pathetic little kabong you call your kabong. You’re fucking dead, kabong. I can be anywhere, any kabong, and I can kabong you in over seven hundred kabongs, and that’s just with my bare kabongs. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kabongs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Kabongs and I will use it to its full extent to kabong your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little kabong. If only you could have known what unholy kabongtribution your little “clever” kabong was about to kabong down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking kabong. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re kabonging the price, you goddamn idiot. I will kabong fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kabongo.

...

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nvm i missed the fucking bus

...

...

You're dead to me.

*dramatic tantrum*

C-Can I be dead to you too?

EL KABONG

rip

[Kabongs Monotonously]

lol

Kakashi is the realest though

gnight/morning

10/10

I hope you don't wake up in the morning not really

Sure.

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...

brb imma pick up the local paper, and lunch for later.
love youu

meany

Wow what a slut

...

Apparently there's an El Kabong meme about knocked out female wrestlers and implied rape.

...

Weeell.. More than last season

Catchya later, nerd.

I always thought he said al capone

Whoever Lenko cummied on has to give him subway
It's the law of the land.

Yeah
ranked is easier for me to play nowadays

It was Erin.

Hinata has been ruined.

Makes it even harder for me to follow you

nice res

...

follow me?
whaaa?

thanks got it off /a/

youtube.com/watch?v=QLN-a2w568M

Just remember. I only tell you this one time. Don't cuck me Lenny. Don't you ever try to cuck me.

Nevermind..

Not like it would happen but I'd still kick your ass either way.

Or I will kabong you into next week.

I'm minding

Lenko you lift but I bet you haven't actually fought anyone

Pillsbury Fuckboy ain't kickin' no ass.

I've been in more fist fights than you have internet arguments with chii in the past year alone.

I dont play ranked, but that is the game mode that you prefer

...

Ranked/competitive games ruin lives by adding salt to them.
"Salt of life" doesn't apply here.

No it's letting yourself get upset and then continuing to play the game that upsets you.

Riot promises more competitive play in ranked games

Ahhahaha

I still heavily prefer norms, Manaka.

so much bs

...

It's a terrible spiral to go down.
Mostly because I've been stuck in the same rank for over 40 hours now.

I am trying to comprehend that, but it doesn't make any sense.

Hell, I don't go to the gym at all

but I know how to fight

I bet I could drop your raggedy ass with 1punch

same tbh fam

If your 30% body fat ass can even land a punch.

Ah..

Even more than other games?

And I've been only playing for 100 hours, how did things go so horribly wrong?

also lifting weights does not mean you can fight

games

mmmhm

come to ax this year
let's duke it out

I know who Neru would blame.

iS IT TIME TO UPGRADE MY POSTER WALL?

Grim and Lenko should fight IRL and stream it.

H-hello

in the

OCTAGON

Yes

Soto would do it

pay for the hotel for me

himself hopefully and then commits suicide

Jews.

I'll fight you and stream my foot into the back of your head :3

.

I can split it 1/3 with you @ this point

...

good morning princess

isn't he a jew lmao

idk

.

...

Not certain, but he loathes them more than anything.
I find it kind of funny how the act's all oblivious and when somebody mentions them it's like they're Hitler themselves.

same

I've been up for like an hour dude

same man

You okay?

dO i GO WITH A CINGEL CENTREPIECE

People with high Bmi are roflmaolbbq

nope... going to the hospital at 3pm today

Why?

Tokai, Should I buy a lebanese flag... thats a nice flag.

Something wrong?

I love the lesbianese

I think that's pretty funny too.

lmaooooooooooooooo

I was dumb and took two drugs that affect seratonin(mdma,2c-e). went into seratonin syndrome and felt like shit last night. I had a heart palpitation and i'll be getting checked out today.

...

They are neato burrito. Plus one of the characters in Infinite Warfare is Lebanese. Her arm patch was the flag so I was like "shit, i forgot how sweet that flag is".

ROOKIE MISTAKE
O
O
K
I
E
M
I
S
T
A
K
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I was sure they effected different receptors, but I was probably wrong and flushed my body of seratonin and probably damaged my kidneys in the process

Time to sleep for approx 17 hours.
youtube.com/watch?v=o4xTXB30hCQ

Just something so random.

I am very disappointed in you.

I'm a fuck up, I know.

Also the remastered MW looks beaut.

Take care of yourself.

if it's any consolation, I quit stimulants for good.
I will only be smoking weed and occasional alcohol for the ret of my short life. ;-;

Just don't take things too far.

I took one tab of pure mdma pressed into caffeine earlier in the day. then late at night I took a heroic dose of 2C-e after no sleep the night before and I probably should have died and almost did.

mdma is too much of a good thing

>there you go sir

I wanna die

since I have been 16 I have probably done 30,000 worth in mdma or more.

like a weekly thing

Aren't you supposed to build a tolerance for that stuff?

MIDGET

My chastity device arrived today

Cock ring was perhaps slightly too small and the actual cage is ridiculously small but I was able to fit it in the end

Feels great, just sitting here and posting while wearing pink frilly panties without the slightest urge to masturbate at all

Manlets should just get on HRT tbh

Small cage for a small cock

"Men" Under 6 ft

I AM 182 CM
SHES JUST A GIANT

My seratonin builds up fast, but yea I would take a half gram at a time.

This was me while I was high the other day though

hi. have a Chiyo gif.

Lol, marry a man

Dem feels

...

...

Fuck off

I need an heir godamnit
family name is important

its not fair

ugh

It's ok it just means I can rest my chin on your head when we hug

Men over 6 foot are medically known to die 9 years earlier then less than 6 foot master race.

...

lewd

Men over 6 ft are also 9 times more likely to get laid, in all fairness.

DAMN SPITTIN THAT FIRE
#RUTHLESS
#SAVAGE
#REALSPIT

*sobs*

Senpai. Please. The only laid they get is in the laying of farm yard implements. Tall people are stoopid.
Body has to nullify the brain

Its science.

...

My Kohai seems a bit flustered.
It's okay, love. You might never be able to play the Cowboy, but you can at least be the lovable sidekick.

...

Cute! And nostalgic.

Grasping at straws here

...

S-senpai....
What is senpai doing today?

stfu subtle!!!

Ban Sabrina

...

...

O-Okay ( ._.)

ban the tokai? by ban i actually mean lewd

woah

...

Tokai in a Niqab when?

A couple of my friends have one, they're so cute ahh

im not a tall woman..

those are banned here

...

Thats absolutely disgusting.

They violated the law of having covered up your face in public.

I wish i had one.

Here's my hedgehog pack in case you want it or anyone else for that matter. GIFs and JPGs
dropbox.com/s/8axzry39m4t7bod/hedgehog.zip?dl=0

I hope I don't die soon.

...

-_-

ya'

y

Omg
Thanks

Some journo tested the law out by wearing a ski mask in public and the police fucking tackled him lmao.

Because. I don't know. I am scurred you gonna post my nudes and shame me infront of senpai ;~;

aaaaaaaaa

...

OMFG DELETE THAT NOW!!!!!! :@

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

what filter is that

...... in this context i still rather just go with yes

: ^)

LENNY FACE OR THAT STUPID ^ SMILEY

...

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

is scarlet there?

:­^­)

Hahaha

-__-

you better stop this fucktardery!!!!!!

S-senpai dont looks :@@@@@@@@@@@@@

she is sweepin

It's far out of date but I will get around to fixin' that.

ah.. after he's done, tell him i said hey

...

you can mention that i referred to him "him too

I guess im a faggot then.

..i'm not sure i'm following you

Standards are nonexistant

what context?

Because they did lewd things

we do lewd stuff

oh my god..

... alright.. i take that back, dont tell scarlet anything, i didnt say anything

Called it

...

what's wrong with that?

CUCKED

of doing lewd things to you essentially

...

Alison too

I do not like you share my candids!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and stuff with Angel also.

i just wanted to say hey, how did it end up like this!

That one I'm a lil jealous of

What do they look like?

oh then its okai

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