Why is he so perfect?

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Because you subconsciously suffer from feelings of rejection due to your parents not loving you enough as a child, so you form attachments with fictional little children in hopes of eliminating these negative feelings by hoping that you'd be a better parent. The sexual urges you have towards it are a coping mechanism to avoid these thoughts, so you try to view it as a sexual partner and nothing more and pretend that it loves you back, thus you're able to fulfill your desires to pretend to be a good parent while also avoiding said thoughts and focus more on satisfying your own lonely and sexual desires.

You want to fuck your mother.

Pedo wasting Hitler dubs.

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If he's so Perfect, why did he lose?

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It is perfectly acceptable to lose when you fight just for fun.

You're the reason God hates fags.

The reason why God hates fags is because he's an asshole, and you know what fags do with assholes.

dubs thread is a go

Your OC is of low quality and your taste in CCG is similarly subpar.

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Link a cute. Cute!!

You're the reason gays hate fags.

If God didn't mean us to have sex with children, why did He make them so sexy?

I ran out of jokes. Thread can die now. I already have every picture of Link in existence.

Come on, who could possibly dislike me?
I am not a degenerate, I am just awesome.

Share your lewd user. Let the breeders cry and bitch uselessly.

Turn from this course of action. You seek to harm what is most innocent, and with the most base reasons. Don't let this evil desire consume you.

I say this so that I won't feel guilty thinking I didn't warn you.

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Fujoshits and faggots leave my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Aren't you happy that you parasites have to ruin each and every manga anime and game with an all or mostly male cast?!. Fuck offffffff

Toon Link is slightly better, since you can stretch him around and enjoy his upbeat exaggerated personality. Toon physics are wonderful.

Well, aren't we salty?

Or all female cast.

Fucking CANCER.

Yellow and Purple kid best pairing. Depressed kids and happy kids are made for each other.

I'm gonna bump this thread because I enjoy all this salt
you're no better than tumblrinas

WEW LAD
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Stop this. Stop it

Cell, as a lifeform, was perfect. He reached his maximum potential. Goku won because his current potential trumped Cell's. That's all.

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But thats not true. Cell had saiyan dna in him which would mean his potential could be much greater than what it was when he died.

Stay salty, breeder.

Thank you for further proving that you're the kind of faggot homos, non-homos and just about everyone would detest.

wew lad

Come on, I haven't even done anything. Are you mad at me for not posting porn?

shut up, alphablaster

What's wrong with you?

dem thigh highs, man
the world need more Link in thigh highs

shota is alright but why must every single shota look like a fucking trap? it gets boring

anyway, you think we'll get new Young Link/Fierce Deity skin?

whats got your panties in a twist?

how do you get the keaton mask? I did the anjo quest and waited until 12 pm on the final day, but the curiosity shop only had big bomb bags.

Sorry, I think sometimes a fetish is just a fetish

Cell had everyone's DNA in him, which means some things could have conflicted.
Pic very related.

You fucked up somehow

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Curiosity shop owner should give it to you when you deliver anju's letter to him. This is when you're told that he ran off to chase the thief that stole his mask.
Not really sure how you missed it though. Seems to be a requirement in completing the quest I'd imagine.

But 2d traps are the best

if you want tomboy shotas that means you're just plain gay

youth is wonderful. you should feel like a kid when playing video games

SAGE FUJOSHIT THREADS

eh? youll have to explain that japanese jibber jabber to me

I'll swoop in here.
Fujoshi. Google it.

i could but i dont care, he does

what?

He's not. He's barely even mid tier. Axe pulling him out was a false messiah, and we all know that armada will never use anyone but peach or fox ever again. Face it, more people play adult link than this piece of trash

shota is only of merit when it's /ss/

where is the lewds of aras taking care of link? aras holding hands with link? aras cooking for link? aras hugging link?

Oh gawd that 4th pic.

More trap Link, or maybe trap Cloud.

Alphablaster pls go

I'm not gay.

I feel your pains user, but you shouldn't be so naive

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japan is gay pedo

Why is straight shota considered ok but not straight loli?

Cell had the nigger saiyan DNA. Vegeta hadn't graced the Earth with his superior super saryan genes by the time Cell's development had begun.

because a boy is lucky to get laid while a girl would loose her virginity, which she only has one of. the hymen would break and possibly kill her from the pain.

girls are not ready for sex until they turn 14.

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because of who gets penetrated

males and females are not equal, and not interchangeable.

On the night of the third day provided you at least got the letter from Kafei (doesn't matter if Anju receives it), the shop owner will be in his little hideout instead from like 6 to 9PM. You get the Keaton mask there. If you stop the burglar on the first night Kafei won't leave.

But we're talking about 2D.

its not as good as straight-shota

That's your opinion.

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Is this guy fucking serious how long do i have to do this bullshit.

had to wait till next day..

Thanks Kamen Rider Skull

Keeps true to faith in him. Doesn't compromise, kills everything in his way without giving it time to fear him, or become concious, it joins him or returns to the right land.

Does as he is urged to by the forrest or land.
Doesn't fail.
Doesn't respect laws.
Does his best, doesn't deny his strenght or use it for his own gain, everything for progress, all equipment functional.
Doesn't give into a love interest or give them false hope, doesn't disuade or reward love, he isn't them.
Takes what his meant for him and keeps it.
Doesn't ask for attention or help. When aeinf something considers it as it is, doesn't label it ir consider it broken.
Stays apart from celebration, those celebrating know victory not him and they celebrate that, not him.
Doesn't get sad or sit down with it. Takes all as challenge or help.
Doesn't give away what he is given.
Knows wonders and keeps them hidden.
Doesn't use anything to gain a following.
Does everything himself, no help.
Comes to save the land again and again in more or less the same form.
Doesn't show fear, doesn't deny fear or awareness of danger.
Doesn't act or lie.
Runs or rides everywhere.
Does, doesn't train.
Isn't taught by by submitting like classrooms, only by trying, facing a world, listening to what is said and sometimes needing it to be said again after selecting to hear it again, ruing any repetition.
Of something is possible naturally does it, like jumping off waterfalls.
Looks for more.
Regards new places as a challenge he needs to humbly proceed through, taking heed of it's warnings, passing it's tests. Expecting it to test him not destroy him.
Isn't vain. Is what he does and is, not how he looks.
Is direct.
Is merciless, but doesn't attack anything not hostile or not beneficial to him.
Seeks solitude after victory. Only exists to save world. Doesn't exist when world is saved.

Elves are naturally feminine, so its not gay to want to fuck them right ?

Ha,ha, r-right guys ?!?

even cell isnt perfect

christ you're a faggot

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Edit is way better~

faggot

Yup!

I BET YOU ENJOY SUCKING DICK FAGGOT