I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT AMERICAN VANGUARD
PART 2: SMASH TOMMUNISM
I told you fucks I was going to bring more drunken rants, and so after 3 whole bottles of fucking Bacardi its time for part 2. Its time to talk about all of the fun stuff I didn't cover last time. Its time to talk about everyone's favorite genetic fuckup. Its time to talk about Thomas.
Thomas is not the well groomed leader he wants you to think he is. His chin looks like my ass, he has long greasy hair, and did I mention that he is actually 16? Yes you heard me, tom is not even old enough to drive in a car without an adult, none the less run a group, but oh he fucking tries.
Tom displays his power, to say the least, pitifully. Although tom may be good at backstabbing, he isn't great at keeping in power. To execute his will, he relies on people who suck his dick 24/7 to the point where even talking over mic with him is unbearable. I half expected the entire texas division to walk over to his house and start jacking him off over mic, and although this never happened I did experience close to this once or twice.
So about 1ish in the morning I was on the leader chat. Everyone's mic is muted, but no one is deafened usually. About when I though everyone was asleep, and I was heading out myself I begin to hear an odd little sound, kind of like moaning. I popped over to the discord, and sure enough Thomas' mic was on. Ive got no idea if he was fapping or it was porn or some shit, but what ever it was the shit was fucking weird. For someone who accused Ryan of being a pedo, you sure moan loudly when you stroke your dick.
Fortunately for Thomas, that one time event was pretty isolated for him. He has done well on keeping AV's public image at least somewhat good, but never excellent. Anyone wishing to post on social media (twitter, website, ect) has to get permission from him far in advance. Thomas also executes his will on social media accounts he shouldn't even have access to. He can be seen ordering the guys from LA and CA around on what messages to post on a daily basis. Shilling appears to be one of his main activities as well, as he commonly tries (and fails) to get people on the chans to notice him.
Now Tom considers himself a great artist. In fact he believes himself to be the best in his line. Never mind that his graphical skill involves tracing existing images into flat ones, to the point where they look laughable. Just look up the "strangle the snek of communism" poster, where the guy is practically holding a red dildo. Dare point out that his shit is bad? You will get kicked, asap.
When he isn't at school, ordering people around online, or fapping, Thomas can be found using he position of power to hit on all 3 girls in the group. To bad they are all chasing some other guy. I will probably end up posting the "you are worthy of my presence" story at another time, tl;dr there are hotter guys.
Anyways, now you know. Stay in school kids, don't do tommunism.