From fiery chains of upheaval, manacles of flesh-born inadequacy

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It's nice for ppl to have attention paid to them don't be a grumpster

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I think you'll cum so I pass.

Only I have been in my anus.
centralization ftw

*blush* hehe..
thats cute

dreams give the best inspiration, I wanna have them more.

don't spend so much on the nobles! you'll starve the citizens.

I just saw an opportunity to make a Trump joke and it was the only thing I could think of

I'm almost never actually grumpy jeez

All hail the almighty lord Satan

i'm not allowed to cum?

Man, you must be super flexible

i take the assumption anyone who joins the army isnt allowed until theyre good enough to be an elite

like the marine core or something

I'm sorta grumpy I killed my laptop with a glass of water a couple hours ago

now I'm watching YouTube on ps3

-pet-

What are you posting on now, your phone? That sucks fam

nope
that's only for good boys.

a little, I can cross my legs over each other.
and then walk on my knees.

But what about the meat?
you gotta have disposable men to die so the rest can advance just fine.

okay

i'll go to bed now

Nini owner

nah I'm ipad posting and I know but I'm happy I can use the ps3 for most internet stuff at least

bai bai

NFL Draft is on o.o

Lets so Jets!

I'm gonna be for the other side and laugh if you lose.

My Jets always lose but I still love them

It's not very handy to always pick the losing side..

These kids look like they've never seen a weight room

The Jets picked me. Usually the team picks the fan, if you pick a team that wins a lot then you are a bandwagon fan

wait how does a team pick fans?!

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Let me see your legs

I don't know but I found myself cheering for the Jets because they were the underdogs and I wanted them to win

sucks 1/3 of it was filler or opening credits. i also fucking HATE star fox

Fox McCloud or the series?

So you just go with underdogs huh.
that's an interesting feature

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that's pretty good, like a bulldozer

I am no longer broke or super high, what's good my folks?

Ugh

I screamed so loud at my TV that I actually felt bad for it that day

I'm bored

I am bored as well. I was working on my website.

Congrats!
found a new job?

jeez thats a lot of passion.
I'm only like that in international or european cups.

Rams are retarded

They need linemen not a fucking quarterback

Someone hold me

Is it a porn website?

You actually watch sports? BUT YOU"RE A GIRL

No, borrowing a bit of money to stay out of debt and keep the bills paid but nothing else. Think Spice and Wolf economics.

A job is in the talks. With a higherup at a company I want to work at.

*holds*

Not this one.

OMG Eagles you fucking idiots!!

Girls can watch sports..

I guess a loan is better with less interest..
As long as the chance is high to pay it back.

ooh sweet, what kinda company is it?

*makes you eagle's head coach*

.////.

Oh well yeah! Sure he can throw the football but how is he going to throw it when HE"S GOT NO ONE TO PROTECT HIM

Shouldn't even be hinting at it tbh. Not publicly at the moment anyway. But let's just say it high up on my dream job tier.

oh yeah of course..
Really hope you get it!
Will that be even more money than before?

Then it'll fail in a month

Only you. What do you normally watch?

I hate their fans. They don't stand behind their team for shit

Most likey, actually.

It will delete system32 at the end of the month, as planned

nooot!
Whenever the national team plays.
Sometimes hockey, sometimes football.
I will support Ajax when they play though.

what are you gonna do with all that sweet cash?

Pay my debs.... that's about as far in the future I can logically think at the moment...

i dislike fox mccloud too, yes.

Same, whole thing is on the same tier as Sonic

I guess that's less fun but that must be really relieving right?

Biggest

No, I had my fun already, that's why I gotta pay my price now, lol

Well you are living that american dream then.
live now, pay later.

spooky

It's very human

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..your art is becoming more and more provocative

snapchat is not art

maybe its post-post-modern art

PUSH THE FLAME SPIT HIGHER

bringing niggers to america was the biggest mistake we ever made

It was possible because they traded them and it was hella cheap.
Africans funded their own slavery more than we did.

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\//\ VapeNaysh Y'all.

Found the reason why Brasil is retarded

I'd be up for sending them back.

wow user, great moves, proud of you

ni ni

Hi 5/7

You're an Indonigger.
You can't claim racial superiority to anything.

vaarwel mooi ejaculaat opslag

'Night :3

A world without The Last Dragon is not a world I want to live in!

what's up weebs what the fuck are you guys up to tonight

Kiss my Converse!

Staying up.

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...

would you rock these?

Yea.

I'm a rebel.

Good manga

While I take a suckah to the streets? Sho'nuff.

I can't wait until they kiss

your portrayal of african american vernacular is mildly offensive

*kissu*

aww ye

why tho

this does not amuse me

They won't.... Ever

;_;

...

I work better when I'm nocturnal.

So I have to fix myself.

Get a vape.

Kanra have you given up on life yet?

I knew I'd get to shank the coco puffs off a coolie today.

VapeNation

not nice

He should just drop n-bombs tbh.

Do not give up hope

smdh

you are not doing a drive by tonight

you are fapping to hentai, watching anime, or playing video games

oh same

I'm so awake at night

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I hate kids

/endblog

find an orphan and murder it

Yeah, I probably crossed a line there.

1.5 of those things

bear mine anyway

Okay, Luka.

No. Seems pointless to give up.

Got a lot to learn.

Even more to experience.

How about you? Are you living a contented existence?

No, I mean like, a weed vape.
They're infinitely more efficient.

Holy fuck me too!

recommend me a vape

I'd do it if someone who wasnt a huge bully asked me to

Everyone is either a kawaii anime slut or a boy until photographic proof to the contrary is posted.

fapping to video games??? wtf ur weird omg

meme arrow face

what if i stop playing vidya in an hour or so?

pretty sure sabrina wears shit like this actually

I find it useful.

I've never gotten more done in a day than I have when I was nocturnal.

I think it says something about my autism.
A symptom of ASD is sensitivity to stimuli that generally don't bother people.
But I don't like my thoughts having to compete with unwanted sound.

Living in the heart of a city does that.

I'm kind of glad that people don't just post generic anime girls and pretend it's them anymore other than like Neru.
It was really fucking creepy when it was the norm.

hot tbh

can we cuddle after then?

k now ur bein weird m8

What an edgy thing to say

I'm ignoring you

I want to murder the ones I'm babysitting atm

the forest is better and more frightening than i expected even though it's still i alpha, it's quite good.. some weird human attacked me at day 1, chopped them with small axe, and collected their teeth

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are you and beebop officially dating now?

Totally! When I was 15.

Wait...you're not a magical girl?

Ohmygod that's adorable.

Magic Flight Launch Box.

lifetime warranty, relatively cheap, not a lot of moving parts, so it doesn't break easy, portable and concealable, and easy to use. you literally don't need anything fancier, unless you're a heavy user that needs those balloons.

essentially, vaping weed just means heating it to a point that activates the THC and other cannabinoids, and getting air through it. every fancy vape does the same thing. MFLB heats small amounts efficiently.

/objectiveboringreview

i hate them i hate them i hate them

did you dye your hair weird colors?

I'm doing my part to stop entropy.

I love screaming frogs more than I should

it looks confusing

I think way weirder stuff in a day.

Just saying I think I'm particularly sensitive to sound.

I'm not actually sure if I am, but there's construction outside my window during the day that drones on, that makes it annoying to work beside, but somehow I can sleep through it when I'm nocturnal.

You're weird.

WutFace

the latter. Now post ding dong, tally whacker. Or at least the one in the jar from after your surgery.

sab honey.

sabbuney.

why am i not gyros yet?

now that sabrina has sufficient attention i may go back to my stories

manaka

drama me.

sabrina never has enough.

you have to keep feeding her till she levels up.

I'd give sabrina so much attention if I could~

you sure? what kind would you want

small learning curve, yea. it even talks about its learning curve on its colourful instruction manual.

in a nutshell:
slide cover off, put weed in chamber, slide cover on
insert charged battery, which slowly heats the chamber to ~420F (yes, the optimum temperature for activating all the cannabinoids IS approximately 420F)
inhale over a few seconds
exhale.
repeat.

lifetime warranty tho.

I dyed it black for a couple of years. I tried to put a blue streak in it once, but it just ended up looking weird and oily.

One day we'll dine on dust and clay, so why waste your life away?

I posted my thingamajigger in that thread you're always posting to! I keep telling you!

I was busy watching Surf Ninjas.

Sorry I couldn't tell you the drama yesterday Subtle

I ended up falling asleep

let's hear it

you will never be able to overcompensate enough nezi.

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iunno part of the appeal to me is having a large plastic bit in my mouth i can gnaw on

no homo

With an excuse that kawaii I think I'll just have to forgive you

manaka.

the kind where some lady get caught having inappropriate relations with a dog.

and by inappropriate relations i mean a nice dinner.

I sent that to my mom and she played it and the cats got the shit, feces, and poop scared out of them.

*throws a snowball back at you*

say that to my face bish c what happenz

soto.

is the drama you have ball cancer again?

i hope its that.

I wouldn't recommend that, its not that fulfilling to do anyway.

Excrement too? :c

sabs

stop trying to distract me with my favorite movie and wear me like a shirt when you were 15.

Don't be a Debbie Downer.

it's very nice of you to explain that, i'd probably misunderstood the "inappropriate relations" part.

a lady living with her dog and having nice dinner, yea.. i can think of some conflicts already..

youtube.com/watch?v=A7lxd7RL1To

Johnny's got a veil, Sabrina better bail!

Babylonian religion was so life-affirming before Abraham got a'hold of it.

Its not even an excuse
I legit passed out with my phone in my hand lol

I hope so too

hey animus hows it hangin?

im ok how u

there are more phallic vapes out there. my last one (endorsed by Snoop Dog) broke, so I got this one since I didn't want to get cancer from my bubbler.

they really all end up doing the same thing.

have you ever tried a nicotine vape?

sabs

did you seriously watch surf ninjas.

or are you just throwing random quotes at me to get my hopes up.

It's 3am so I think immabout to pass out too

hmmm what can I wipe a keyboard with? this old thing is kinda sticky

like a lysol wipe?

one of those like blu e-cig ye

manaka

the dog and the woman fucked after sharing a nice dinner.

...

???

cute

did you collect the stuff in the plane?

lick it up

yep. the whole shitbang.

im doing great, thanks for asking

it was sticky prior to me using it

I found it in my closet

it's got like coffee stain or something, this thing's fucked but it still works lmao>>980825

i got it from the move, it was from an old family computer or something

wussup

I found it on DVD for $2 and bought it.

buy a new keyboard

not a lot just chilling out now, wassup with you bae?

Lemme tuck you in

I JUST SPENT ALL DIS MONEY STOP BULLYING ME SRSLY UR THE WURST

sabs
sabs

are you serious right now?

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

i so wanna watch that movie again now.

when's the last time you smoked weed?

shoulda owned a desktop to start with then. tbh.
also my arma3 broke and the person i wanna play league with won't
kill me

playing dark souls 3. took shower. waiting on kyle. gonna try to drag in chii as well

its been years

Do it! Be a happy Johnny!

I appreciate the offer but no thanks ^^

what the..

alright, i'll have to rewrite the whole script.

I was thinking, the lady and the dog was living normally, the lady has a full time job in some bank, a hard, good paying job. she'd often come home late, but enough to distract her from her lack of lover.

she lives an enjoyable live, more than enough money for rent, she even started saving.

Her dog has been keeping her company for years, she got the dog when she was in her teen. The lady knows, eventually the dog will have to go before her..

yep, i smashed some luggage and got booze!

i hope its lots of fun and that chii doesnt die to a boss right off the bat : ^)

ily manyaka

I regret even offering now

lol I edited that shit

don't let beebop hear you say that

manaka

you're waaayyy overthinking this.

LOL who is Emily

eh i am the weakest link

have this

soto

thats the saddest thing i've ever seen.

shut UP tp

definitely not a bad thing.

not like I can complain it's an entirely bad thing,

wish I could say with more confidence that it was, but I've got a love/hate thing going on with it.

js you're in for a world of hurt and getting cucked

Dont worry about it fam

God damn right it is

emily is the dutch chink with the gigantic schlong

No way

gonna go lay down
bebop isn't meant to work as much as he did today

Still after the IKT donger?

...

sabs

build me a new spine.

yeah but it makes it funnier to joke about chii for it then lol you all probably are instantly better than i ever could be

cucking can't be THAT draining can it?

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mmm there might be some plot holes thoughhh, like her parents, i havent thought anything about parents

and why is her dog not neutered.

the lady, let's call her Alice. a hard, dedicated worker, in her five years career she even received award as employee of the month six times.

What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?

In my defense I edited that cap way back before he posted- no wait I leaked it then he got super mad and now he hates me forever

damnit tp now manakas mad at me because of you
its all your fault

Subtle

sorry bro

I thought him being emily was more recent.

MY DAD BOUGHT ME THE LAPTOP AS A GRADUATION PRESENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he called himself emily back in the Holla Forums horsefucker days

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newfag pls go

shoulda had a better dad
lmao no but thats p cool he got you that tho
at least you weren't one of those weirdos who buys a keyboard to use on his laptop
i used to shoot people on purpose in games all the time and say "sorry, trackpad glitched" : ^ )

sabs

it was a defective chinese model and you know it.

it almost gave me the lead poisining.

lurk moar

Did you e-fuck him?

manaka

business lady by day
rabid dog slut by night

its a tale as old as time
a song as old as rhyme.

is it bad to get rubbing alcohol on your skin or no? i've never really used this stuff before

All works of art are fulfilling :p

tp

stop being user so i can tell you to die.

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just don't go rubbing it all over ur faic

You have seen Sakura Trick right?!

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good bye

that's right, it's just variation of old tale. guess it belongs to the paper shredder

Fucking nosy ass nigga

Yesterday you were all up in my business too

Words

soooo.....no drinking it then....?

hi revy!

manaka

i still want that story on my desk by noon tomorrow

Tell me your secrets. All of them.

cobalah untuk tidak merusak kehidupan setiap saat Anda pergi

Yea and me too

About 4 or 5 episodes then I got bored..

revy

love me.

Hi nezi
Having people friends is exhausting

who are you?

looked up all the current anime airing, i'm disgusted but not surprised. why is there SO MUCH

he wants ur dick btw

can't you just buy real alcohol?

Omg.. you didn't get to the tear-jerk scenes

do you still have that genderqueer girlfriend who you cuddle occasionally?

You never like my presents.

Saved

Johnny I can't love you
The world isn't ready for it

How sad could they be..

No I haven't heard from him in weeks even though I try to stay in touch

sabs

my favorite present is you.

It made me cry a bit :c

sorry for your loss :(

revy

the world isnt ready for my arms and legs

because they feel like rocks right now.

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bored

I like to think I've moved on

I'm sorry I can't be the one for uou

this is the most cuteposters the thread has had in months

make a long post about what you learned in school today

Am I cute ?

Boo thinks your hips are weird or something he made a meme about it

School's out.

guess you're sol then

That's not me though

that's kamuu, ya dingus

revy had the other feminine butt

this is our resident pimplebum revy

exfoliate, nigga

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...

That's a little depressing.

But I have coffee.

So everything will be okay.

Yeah my enormous ass
I need to lose weight
Fukken me on the left in this one

god speed

YOU GOT THE CAKE

danke, user

thats a good one isnt it?
who ARE YOU canadian poster

I've only seen your butt/thighs from around
I definitely want to see more though

oooops

mistakes were made

That's really cute, would you let me hug you and kiss you and tell you it's ok ?

thats a pelvic bone. what is weird about it

!

Boo's clearly on track to be a biologist.

Ask boo it's his shoop

???

I don't have those pictures any more

No worries

heh

Hey boo that's a pelvic bone why does that confuse you

I wont share gossip with you unless you share gossip with me

This shit ain't free nigga

I dont wanna cause drama just funsies, well maybe I do but I'd rather get something out of it

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cake
a woman's nicely figured booty, fat, juicy, plump, voluptuous
damnnn that shawty qot a cakeee, she look like she tryna marry betty crocker !

except you're not a woman
or are you

I wouldn't tell anyone.

seb its obviously irregularly large
idk what ur doing

Then we should be talking more until you like me enough to take pictures for me

lol no it's not

Not even gonna say "no homo"?

I'm a girl tho

I simply copy-pasted the urbandictionary definition.

Be my slave for 2 weeks and I'll tell you

I need something to pump full of thick hot love juice for all this work related stress tbh

how long have you been hrt

New.