Ted Cruz Calls for $14 Billion Seized from ‘El Chapo’ to Fund Border Wall

This has been the obvious answer all along. There should also be a 50% tax (at least) on moneygram, western u. etc., wire transfers to Mexico/guatemala/whatever shit hole the beaners have come from. That is another $2 billion minimum that disappears from our economy every year. Another thing we should do, any illegal that gets arrested for drugs here should have all their assets seized.

DAHNALD, IT'S NOT TO LATE
STEP DOWN HAND THE OVER THE OVAL OFFICE TO TRUE CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE VALUES

Impressing thinking from El Rato

EL CHAPO HAND OVER THE MONEY!

That's actually fucking hilarious.

Fantastic idea.

I wonder what Ted Cruz would look like with a beard. He's too short to posture the way he does, and after Trump, I have a feeling we're going to be entering into an era of strongman style leaders.

Smart move on Cruz's part. If it works out, he can claim credit for pushing for the wall. If it doesn't, he can at least say he tried.

Either way, he gets to ride the momentum of Trump's most popular (with his base) campaign promise while appearing to be more true to his convictions than Trump. Should this work and he choose to challenge Trump in the 2020 Republican primary, its his best chance at scoring the presidency within his lifetime.

Or it could be credit towards a Supreme Court appointment under a Trump administration.

Trips confirm. Trump could potentially have 3 more picks depending on whether he gets a second term or not, and Rato wants in

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Cruz simply doesn't seem genuine. I liked what he was saying during the election, but he's a populist without his own stand. He'll move post to post, where the biggest crowd is. It really makes me wonder if he did become president, what he would do, because he's gotten the top slot.

I wish Cruz would plant down some ideals and stick with them, then I can consider voting for that snake.

This guy is a total snake. What the hell happened to Holla Forums.

See:

He's not. He's an artless opportunist but he is a smart guy.

DUBS OF TRUTH
Texasanon here, Screw El Rato! I wonder everyday how this slimeball became our US Senator!

Just because we like this idea doesn't mean we like Cruz.

I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm just appreciating Cruz's cunning. I don't think he's ever going to be /ourguy/ or anything like that. He's maximum Christcuck of the speaks in tongues and licks Israel's boots variety, his dad killed JFK, he's the Zodiac Killer, and he's a serial opportunist.

Still, what he proposed is incredibly politically savvy and people who know less about him (i.e. the majority of the people who put Trump in office) can easily be won over like that if he keeps it up.

Rato gnaws the face off the gibshit's narrative (((their))) media will have to ignore it because it's incredibly hard to counter
It would be worth signal boosting on social media to make them squirm.

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I view Ted as a Republicuck Bill Clinton sort of clone. Extremely intelligent, articulate and verbally quick on his feet. He's just missing the aw shucks, I'm a regular goy gene that Bill uses to mask his greed and corruption.

That said, rato can be useful if he toes the line.

El Rato's primary handicap is having spic genes that throws off his "I'm just like you fellow h'white Americans :^)" routine. Everyone (right and left) is creeped out by him because he's pretending to be something he isn't.

Yeah, the cubano beaner angle too. I'm slipping hard to miss that aspect.

Oh yeah, and he's a fucking Stealth-Leaf and his wife has deep Goldman Sachs connections. More reasons not to trust him.

This is still a great idea, regardless of who it is from, and technically would still be Mexico paying for the wall.

Yep, he's not even a real Texan.

Based Cruz!

good idea rato

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I appreciate his idea, but that's it, I don't like El Rato, he isn't >>>/ourguy/

I'll give you the Wall Dahnald, but only if you give me the delegates.

Those are two beady-eyed fellas right there.

The thing is, Cruz constantly changes and readjusts his position and strategy that it's hard to know where his real loyalties lie. Israel of course.

It's less like Trump where one thing gets misquoted and then clarified, or he outright said something else to get the media off his back. Cruz doesn't really have incidents like that over the course of weeks, but every now and then he'll do a 180 and stick with that for a while, all to further his agenda.

Because you've yet to neck that faggot Michael Berry. Get him off my fucking airwaves, and take your nigger congresswoman while you're at it.

JUST

(Chequed)
Anyone got a webbum of the time he insulted a room full of Middle Eastern Christians for them not supporting Israel enough?

Cruz was also pushing there term limits bill a few months ago. I don't think he's principled, but unlike Ryan he at least plays ball.

It is possible that he is a genuine 'democrat' who just wants to do what the people want. I find it hard to believe, but a few years back Orban (Hungary's leader) was a lib-cuck, and today he is the guy refusing to let immigrants in his country, warning the rest of Europe that they are committing suicide, and right now is shutting down a Soros university.

If Cruz is an actual 'democrat' who wishes to do the will of the people he may yet redeem himself. Of course this is just his first step down that path and there's little reason to believe that he'll take another; but who knows. This kind of behaviour should be encouraged regardless.

Ted Cruz is a snake and the only reason he is doing good work is because its in his current best interest. Expect him to betray trump as soon as its beneficial to him.

You are missing the fact that Hungary is an extremely right-wing leaning country, and even their "left" is to the right of many countries (see Sweden having the "Democrats" as their "extreme" right wing.)

I mean it would be cool if that were the case but that seems to be similar to the "muh chess" argument.

A "democrat" as you defined it sounds nice in theory but in practice such people will flip around a lot without it matching up with what the people want. The majority of people seem to be fine with ZOG so there's that.

Come to think of it that makes sense in a way to define the Democrat party. They went from the party of Andrew Jackson and slaveowners to middle class white socialists under Roosevelt, to radically anti-white jewish bolsheviks today. With a little bit of variance they seem to represent the population decent enough.

I'm not telling you guys to trust him, but one should keep their eyes open. Potential allies are everywhere and often in the most unlikely places. Hitler himself said that it was the ex-communists who made the most devoted NatSocs.

It's also not a good idea to cover the media with comments like "still a snake." It is entirely possible and probable that he is; but when people do stuff like this they should be rewarded, not slandered.

Which is also true today with places like Hungary.

Damn, he got his shit pushed in so hard I started feeling sorry for him halfway through.

B-b-based r-rato?……

I've been telling you guys for over a year. If you go through his history, he does stuff like this all the freaking time.

First time I heard of him was when he fought Mexico, Bush and the UN to keep Texas's right to execute illegals. It was over a case where a group of illegals had abducted two teenage girls, gangraped and murdered them. If not for Cruz they'd be walking free, but he got those rapist wetbacks a fitting end, restrained and injected with something they didn't want in their bodies.

I'd rather have people like Randlet and Rato in the Senate and Trump as commander-in-chief. He's gotten a lot of flak (and rightly so) for the Syrian airstrike, but consider where we'd be if we had a GOP insider in charge of our armed forces - probably balls deep in Syria. Trump can't push legislation alone, especially with the judiciary blocking even mild executive orders.

The shills are just exploiting a weak points being created by the few times Trump got stumped. I don't know why people think CTR would stop existing just because the campaign is over.

You can't make this shit up.

Based rato?

wtf I'm a #cruzmissle now

This, but unironically.

not so fast user
Rat's idea is good, but his whole self isn't good just yet

I'm mostly shitposting

Man, I fucking miss the Cruz memes.

Kek, you nigger. Nice dubs, checked

I think Cruz is alright, just spineless.

Whenever he wanted to do something conservative, his Golden Sacks wife threw tantrums, refused to sleeping the same room with him, threatened divorce, and even cancelled a campaign appearance.

Cruz needs to drop the hag, at least he wont be a cuck.

Its funnh because shes an Aryan; but a total zionist globalist. Cruz is a burrito, but he leans right.

This thread takes me back. I miss the election. I think it was the most fun period of my life.

Checking dubs of shabbos goy

Rato is just a vassal for whoever is in power, but since Trump is holding his leash he's a valuable pawn. And not pawn in the "le ebin 4D chess" conjecture way, he's actually a piece Trump directly controls. I'm sure he'd turn on him in a second, but DAHNALD holds the reins so El Rato obeys.

cruz isnt alright
remember before the election when he(or was it another guy) said trump wasn't "initiated"?

hes a member of a malevolent secret society

Cruz was the worst candidate in either party.

But it was 1488D chess!

Black moves first.

He probably didn't.

The best part of Ted was him trying to out-Trump Trump and looking like a complete moron for it.
I wish that ran into the generals because that was the best
"You gotta grab'em by the pussy"

"WELL DAHNALD, I GRABBED HER BY THE PUSSY, AND THEN I FISTED HER RIGHT ON THE DINNER TABLE"
He got sooooo into that Brinkmanship battle.
Trump even got him to aaaalmost go 1488 on muslims, the one place a cuckservative feels they can allow themselves to go anywhere near 1488.
"ARMOURED CAR PATROLS DAILY IN EVERY MUSLIM NEIGHBOURHOOD"
I was fucking dyin'

semen?

I give him props for valiantly trying to blockade Obomba giving away our 'net though.

Shame he showed just how cucked the rest of the senate was with that, letting him do it anyway.

We already had this thread, but eh, what the Hell.
GET EL CHAPO, EL RATO!

Senator Cruz introduced the Ensuring Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide Order (EL CHAPO) Act on Tuesday
Cruzposting up a storm

The election was constant OC

Make the money transfer tax less than the cost of wiring it through an intermediary.

So if it costs $5 per transfer, make the tax $4 so it's still cheaper than sending it to Canada and then to Mexico.

thanks for the vid
FUCK OFF WITH THIS JUDEO-CHRISTIAN SHIT. MANY CHRISTIANS HATE JEWS YOU MORON. THE HATRED OF LYING RATS LIKE YOU IS NOT SOLELY BY THE MUSLIMS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

it seems to be a very american christian thing, the love of jews.

Exactly.
The idea is neat, but seriously, fuck the "booger king"

even Cruz wouldn't challenge in 2020, but this sets him up well for 2024.

Aren't seized assets in the federal budget anyways?

PETITION HERE. SIGN IF YOU WANT TO BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE EL CHAPO PAY FOR IT
PETITION HERE. SIGN IF YOU WANT TO BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE EL CHAPO PAY FOR IT
PETITION HERE. SIGN IF YOU WANT TO BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE EL CHAPO PAY FOR IT

www.tedcruz.org/l/build-wall-make-el-chapo-pay/

that's a dirty pedoface if ever I saw one

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KILL

KILL

THE TRAITOR!

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Watch Marching to Zion, it explains everything. The long and short of it is that in the late nineteenth century, Jews published a Bible full of cucked annotations, the Scofield Reference Bible. The Americans read the annotations for the same reason that people may read annotated Shakespeare instead of the real McCoy - that it is easier to have someone else think for you.

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Everytime you get a newfag around here or on a forum you gotta remember to post that.
Probably save so much time on all that religious bitchery.

We might not like Cruz, but he is the leader Mexico deserves! Rato for Colonial Governor!

Fucking genius idea Ted.

Genius indeed. Ratto may had been raised to be a madman with a messiah complex and no sense of decency, but this is Loki level jewery. Not just does mexico pay for the wall, the banker goes to prison!

Pastor Anderson is a true hero. I now exclusively get my sermons from his youtube. I wish I could find a church even half as based in my city….

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What did he mean by this?

Please, Americattle. Tell me.

He's calling Newton a kike. Don't see any problem with that.

el chapo versus el rato.

I swear to god there must be at least one Washington think tank devoted solely to coming up with these corny fucking acronyms.

Isaac Newton was literally the smartest guy ever by accident. People asked him questions then he figured it out got all famous for his answers then proceeded to do alchemy and other stupid shit.

He had the biggest of brains preoccupied by utter bullshit. I immediately think of pro gamers for some reason.

It's called Asperger syndrome user.

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This will never get the 60 votes needed, democrats will never overtly fund the wall without being forced to do so. It's a nice distraction from the fact that Trump isn't willing to shut the govt down over wall funding but this bill isn't a realistic possibility on any level.

ISN'T HE ALSO FROM CANADA ? 🍁
DOTrake

Nigger, he fucking created calculus. That's not "utter bullshit"

>many antichrists
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Erry tim

Aspbergers is actually a form of autism

Being on Holla Forums, I would have never guessed :^)

Probably

Reread the rest of my post and go read how he created calculus

I didn't even fucking notice that. That's great

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Beautiful.

Underrated post.

He's an opportunist, whichever way the political winds are blowing he'll be carrying the flag.

Are you retarded? Do you really think that will get passed?

Wonder if he will be allowed to speak. Because the amount of drugs this fucker moved no small fry could afford to do business with this fucker. Remember that huge, in tons, shipments have been stopped in Mexico before it crossed the border, but on our side with the biggest baddest law enforcement in the world we never seen anything like those busts in Mexico. So who is buying all these huge bulk shipments? Sure is fuck isn't some nigger, beaner, or white trash. It's someone with some very deep pockets and connections.

updates?

Multiple ways to skin a cat

THOSE TRIPS=

I don't even think Cruz is really loyal to Israel, I don't believe the man is capable of loyalty of any sort. He cares about power and that's it, if kikes were being tossed in ovens and were clearly the losing side he'd probably be the guy calling for more purges. I see his "muh Israel" shit to be simply aligning with politically powerful groups to further advance himself in contrast to someone like Huckabee who's a true believer.

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