Nachash, NChSh! A sacrosanct key to damn all that is false!

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cute

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I was gonna say ur trillion year old internet boyfriend but tsuchi would probably fit that well role well too

nyah

also thanks cute angel from mtg

Hello. Did you shower?

10x do you still look like a potato sack or have you lost weight

Yeah. Hot shower+ prepared a hot meal. Feels so good. Pulled a total 180.

p
o
t
a
t
o

That's good. Howcome you're up so late?

Stop at just above underweight, then. At least you realize you're anorexic, so just bear the thought that you're being irrational in mind if you still thing that's not enough. :3

People don't like seeing skeletons either. In fact, I think a bit of chubbiness is actually more appealing to people in general. Don't be a weight that looks unpleasantly unnatural and reminds them of their mortality.

That's not the same as having young children, though. :3

Even so, there isn't really a logical reason for "ass" to be considered worse than "butt."

You shouldn't have a problem with being talked to in an embarrassing way in public, then. ^^

"Whatever" is pretty broad.

Why start questioning it now?

You want the venom of the serpent?

{proto war

god

song for arjuna

you here?

angels are good.

*pets*

tell me about it! :D

Nee-chan is not old.

Use it in it's correct definition.

yeah i dislike her so much

Is it tradition?

say something nigger

not sure. I was pretty tired and bleh earlier, but energized now.

...

pls, curry nips, pls

I don't eat enough of it to smell like it

not hardcore injun

riven's ass almost looks like a distended belly from the thumb

rip

You have to get up in the morning right? Being all energized at this time of day might be a bad thing.

Nah, not really. On break until May 2nd.

\

DMS GANGSTA FOR LIFE

I actually prefer people with a little fat on them.

not chubby, by a little tummy/hip fat is cute~

it's funny because I think my weight is the most attractive but I still think I'm fat and ugly and need to lose more...
.-.

Huh? what kind of break?

Proto1, send me some snaps of your mug.

a spring one.

but she wont ever die, cause fans

You literally just called me old and he's 13 years older than I am.

THE BLOOD THE HONOR THE TRUTH

youtube.com/watch?v=Jr5hUVM7pPE

I thought spring break was so much earlier. Do you get a break around easter too?

Tone, bby.

I mostly only post cryptic metaphors in public. Do you want more cryptic metaphors?

"Donkey" and "butt" are both pretty widely accepted definitions of it.

I guess it could be considered that. :3

I have a thing for chubbiness too. There's nothing wrong with losing more for now; at least it's an exercise of will and gives you a stronger will in the process~

YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE

her placement in the story is too important to lose. if she dies then wtf will varys and tyrion do

Doesn't nee-chan mean older sister?

I'm on a schedule that's shifted a bit farther, it's pretty efficient in that it doesn't clash with most other people's breaks

Riven smells like garbage
she is homeless
enjoy that :^­)

put effort into it.
make it large para graph
:D

rawr imma snake an venom is doin stuff... to reality???!? i guess?

When the satanist ignores you

Oh right like manaka is any different. OH WAIT.
HE'S A GUY.

nee sis
nii bro

not interesting enough for his high tastes

what
how did this go from porn to manaka
I didn't think you saw manaka in that light

Yeh.

that is pretty pic~
:D

I believe we reached a point to where we were insulting the other's taste. So yeah, LMAO.

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Faggot?

Yes.

You are so obsessed with you dead memes

I'm looking great thx for asking

Well I guess I don't!

and I dunno I'm flexible ^^ I like trying new stuff as long as it's not too cray

Is he not old enough to be ur dad lol

Ah I see. And yeah, nee-chan means older sister. So does aneki, but I'm sure you people knew that.

I wanna kiss her

post butt but Im a fuckboy what do I know

LOL

that meme face was filtered?

:
^
)

...

That information is classified.

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

moogs I swear I'll beat your ass with a crowbar

SO WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

top jej

chii*

so you're actually into pubic moles?

what did i do

what is this filter?

No it's public knowledge loooolll

no wai ur the worst

Flattery will not get you anywhere~

how to train your dragon 4?

Is that me? : ^ )

I've been saying things directed at you.

You've been being cunty in your approach.

LMAO

You always express a dislike of "evil" things, though. How would you feel about the concepts of good and evil being destroyed in you?

I didn't even say faggot, though?

That's a good quality. ^^

pls

It doesn't unless you set it that way I did. eh i just have a hotkey on so i press ctrl+s and it puts the tags for me.

1984 again for memes. art of war for strats. slowly starting the good book.

Sorry If it's not linked to me I assume it's not directed at me

loooll

Faggot is a bundle of sticks but these days it's derogatory.

people don't realize this

do I still have you on steam o.o

this ain't right!

I was gonna leave to eat for 10minutes but then I started talking with my dad about some shit
he was a little drunk and kinda told me what caliber the pistol he's getting me is, basically I know the exact one he plans to get.
We talked about how my mom hates it here in Oregon and he wants to take her back to Maui, asked if I would wanna come with, told him I would rather move to Portland for now and get college started.
He got kinda sad by that since he wants to teach me how to be a mechanic like he was when my age, pulling in $100k+
He's definitely all about the clothing company though so hopefully that goes good.

Why are you reading the bible? You were too lazy to even read Revelation before.

They were at the tops of the posts; didn't seem hard to figure out since you were the person I wasn't linking.

Yeah, sometimes words get new meanings added. Language changes. If it didn't, the word "faggot" couldn't have come to be even as something that means a bundle of sticks.

I just wasn't linking.

Unless you removed me, yeah.

and a GOOD CAPTAIN CAN'T FALL ASLEEP

SONG FOR ARJUNA

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXujboqYouY

1 hour 20 minutes later...

I don't read posts not directed at me or from people who's attention I am trying to get

I was gonna leave to eat for 10minutes but then I started talking with my dad

When it rains it's nice to take a break from my computer and either go take a walk or read with the window open.

You would have had to see that I posted to know that I actively wasn't linking you, though.

Does it just hurt too much to see other people getting attention? :3

of course
i want that attention

you can destroy them?

r u sure?! i don't think you can remove two halfs of a full glass! there would be nothing left!!!

Don't start something you can't handle, bitch.

good for you, son.

I thought you said it wasn't "worth reading" and that you could read better things about guns or w/e.

I'm taking an Old Testament class in the summer; it goes toward my major.

Well now you know why you weren't getting it, I guess.

There is nothing to begin with. Illusions, Mr. Anderson.

Creating/changing Gender/sexual related words should be banned for triggering.

oic well I definitely did not~

ill have to come online and find u sometime^^

I do not
why am I not?

I'm 90% sure he's getting me this springfield-armory.com/xd-s-series/

He was talking about throwing 50k my way to just go out and do whatever the fuck i want for a year as "vacation", guess he noticed my mental hasn't been the best.

wat no i never said that. i remember saying i was just lazy as fuck and would rather listen to someone reading lol

dank

You started it by addressing me!

bang bang ur dead

Dragon Peak area sucks.

He knows I'm sold on 1911s but he doesn't like them because they're "too bulky" and "weigh a ton"
also the recoil is p shit compared to an XDS but I mean come on it's a pistol it's not going to make much of a difference
this was a selling point he has tried to make on me. thing is if i'm packing i want them to know. a backup one is kinda nice though..

rip bebop 2005-2016

Agent Smith, there is! Me.

arent you tired?

Pretty legit, take it and invest into something that will give you good return.

Shut up slut.

What SL? What is the upgrade level of your weapon?

Chii, want to help me get the Dragon stone from the one area?

Arent you?

what area

tired of living

Dragon Peak or whatever.
I got tired of PvP after I got all my items.

haha
f-funny joke

oh man my dad does that too, just walks in and "hey son i wanna talk for an hour"

anyway how much thermal paste do i use? about this much?
youtu.be/kSCVahyh3Dk?t=34s

kappa

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Lol, I had a feeling this might go there. I don't think Moogs would ban that, though. :3

President Trump won't either.

people.com/article/caitlyn-jenner-donald-trump-bathroom-time-100-gala

I don't think I've seen you there in a while; I guess it's just because you're usually offline.

Tone, lol.

Be more respectful. :3

Smiles should post a recording of her reading it; she does like getting people to read the bible and that would work on at least you.

Being is the shadow of nonbeing. What exactly are "you"? Can you really name a real point that defines "you"? You're a void, but from that void, all things are born.

heh

I'm being playful

get some rest though nerd

I could go down to LA and give Richard 6k and he'd flip that into 20k in a month, let him keep 8k and just move on from there
but nah I would rather move tomorrow, get a job and sign up for college next
find something that would make me happy for a while so a gym membership there + better computer + books maybe go meet someone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
uh i usually see people make an x with theirs then just put it down but tbh evening it all out then putting it down like that it p genius lol

those gloves though. seriously, you DO NOT want to accidentally shock anything

lmfao ERIO PLEASE
would listen to

so young ;~;

so smart so loyal

ur mad cuz I'm right

well now I might have more of a reason to go online! So you will see me on moar often^^

whats it to you

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what should be written on his headstone?

Well, now I'm out of conversations.

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non being is the shadow of being. exist

...

actually there's a video where a guy presses glass down and shows which methods work the best

(putting a pea sized blob in the center spreads the most evenly with less chance of overspill)

anyway this video brings me close to tears every time, enjoy

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tell me.

Tell me.

Thanks for these, although I was trying to get him to respond to that particular message.

although the X method is pretty good as well

I'm still here, and bored.

...

I like it, keep me updated on this.

Do you want spankings?

What about Moogs?

America sounds like it's spending too much time of social stuff and not enough other things.

All of these replies, yet I still don't know what his level and weapon level is so that I can inva- jolly co-operate with him.

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cybers bloodchan and plays csgo

he was totally kawaii

O-OK ;__;

lewd :(

cute!

I didn't mean it like that I was just being a nuisance to get him to respond to>>979257
though.

I told you what area. The one after Ancient Wyvern.

80 something here. Maybe 90's.

Oh wait. I told Chii. Mordin is just using Chii images.
I am confused.

LOL HIS SCREAM THO

it probably won't happen but i'll end up doing all of those things anyway

sounds like a bro
.///.

Not the area!

haha! got you to respond!

Really?

;~;
do the good things son

You need a spanking.

Smiles is kawaii.

I haven't been online as much either.

The self does exist more than anything else does; I'd say that much is correct.

What then?

I mean, I would have anyway.
I don't dislike you or anything.

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I'm SL 100, my weapon is +10. Although if you use a password then I suppose it won't matter.

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Just let the hate flow through you.

Moogs is pretty pro-trans stuff, from what I've seen.

He said that because trans people can use the bathroom the identify as being appropriate to them in most states but now a state or two has made a law against that and they're getting fucked in the ass by businesses and stuff leaving because of it. Blame conservatives.

and i'm part of it.

"He" being Trump.

oic then >.>

ppl can be both!

Yes cute not lewd! Your cute/lewd barometer is off ^^

I've never rly been one of those ppl to be online all the time but when someone piques my interest I go online more

nope
ur wrong

I'm using a level 10 sword and 8 shield.

Who here is even worth hating anymore?
If I can get over hating Lexi and Clockwork I can get over hating anyone.

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not the weed thing at least. i'll prob end up making wax sometime in the next couple years with him but i most likely won't smoke it since i wanna be a 24/7 memer irl

duh

with movement like mine you don't even need to practice aim also memorizing THE BEST FUCKING MAP BEFORE THEY RUINED IThedofbosidghbposrjsopndnfgobgGFUCKYOUVALVE

???

Ever since you started posting that picture you've been easy going. Really liking it.

Very cute.

It gets complicated very fast just by thinking about it. What do you think they should use?

where are you? by the bell bonfire? Are you embered? Did you kill the nameless king?

Why'd you hate either of them for anyways?
One is just a generic e-whore and the other is just incredibly immature.

that's you playing? :u

yeah...but fortunately they'll be forced to fix the map and the fps lag should go down when they work on it.

they HAVE to fix it now that they've throw it into active duty like selfish dicks

hax

I can't find much reason to cause issues or have any anymore.
I've even added people on Steam now and then.

Petty reasons I'm sure.
Clockwork for more personal reasons, but only one other person knows the details.

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I was at the fire after the dragon.
I am not on the game at the moment.

I have like 40 embers from just PvP.

yeah. i miss old nuke ;-;
mhmm true. i need a new card anyway though, my fps is generally bad in csgo now for whatever reason

that's the only alt account i don't cheat on : ^ )

]

PROTO1

MAKE A NEW TRED

I thought you were looking to go up the slope for the dragon item thingie?

A shot in the dark but I'll just assume it's related to the weird reason a lot of people dislike him.

Yes. That is why I'm at the dragon area.

No.

I've played with the idea of cleaning out my friendslist for time although I'm not really sure what the end goal would be.

If you're going to keep deleting me and re adding me, you can forget about it.

Found my reason to hate him again.

can i try?
:)

not yet
too soon.

try to not smoke lol, and don't meme in public unless I'm there.

MAKE A NEW TRED

Sort of shocking.

i have a recording of me get a 4man collateral on inferno when they fucked with the awp a year and a half ago, right down mid from ct side. i bhop'd my way over real fast and run up by bench then pulled it out and got that sexy quad feed

do you own csgo?

i might.
i don't think you know what i mean when i say meme

I DON'T, also nice trips.

I tend to clean out my list when I don't particularly find much to connect with a person or feel disdain for social life altogether.
At least here I have more control over who I talk to.
1 on 1 chats carry more obligation and you look like a dick if you ignore someone.

Isn't it just?

why?

nope, i wanna try it out.

I am convinced I am correct ^^

also pls hold me something is making me sick out of nowhere

why are you talking to me like this >.>

thanks!!

That looks like a weird thing to spank.

Part of what? If you consider yourself to be merely part of some "All," then you wouldn't be interested in more things I can say on the topic, I suppose. :3

How's your day going?

She triggered something in me that time she treated me like her son. .////.

Whichever bathroom. It would probably actually be weirder for people in general if individuals who had physically transitioned to being men or women walked into the bathroom of their birth sex. If everyone actually followed that law, there'd be a lot of awkward incidents of people having to explain that they were born a different sex from the one they look like now and that's why they're in the ladies' bathroom even though they're a muscular man with a beard.

Because you deserve to be punished.

sell skins~

ooh show me!

I'm actually gonna make a short video of my spring clip highlights~

>_

Sorry, missed this. Makes sense. ^^

I don't really like being connected with a ton of people in general, I've realized.

try this

:3

only if i win!

I've no idea why you being a jilted ex-lover just seems to fit.

Are you actually trying to get me to spank you? Take some hormones for a while and maybe I will.

I guess it's just your woman's intuition.

I can help you. Is it okay if I use the mound makers covenant?

one is all, all is one?

my day is cozy, but uh fidgity and uh uncomfy sitting? maybe i need something?

something to do with what i want to do for a living.

hmm well idk

lmfao it was p good stuff when i saw it

i have like 500 on my desk right now, i just have to go to the store and pick one up lol

idk where it is, it's not on my youtube sadly. that's just filled with bros from vg playing dayz and cheating nonstop
>spring clip
you have no idea what i thought of when i read that
you should!

I've understood a lot of people do it for similar reasons like that but I always figured that there isn't really any downside with having a person on the list. They are just always there if I need to talk with them about something. The only people I really block would be Boo, Squidge and Grim.

But what about people who dress up like girls so they can go perve on people in girls toilets.

Stop.

You do whatever makes your little heart happy. You would have to add me on Skype or something.

I'll probably be done for tonight though.

Blocking is pussy shit.

y-yes sir

Do you know how the moundmakers work?

aren't u rich with millions of copies of that game tho...? :\

I do enough drugs thanks

Oh my god, I'm negative in the bank, really fucked up high, ask me anything.

It's the purple phantoms, correct?

Yes.

What makes you say that?

Why don't you do some off the books work and make some fast cash?

sQUASH
THE ESTRANGED EX

Totally.
It's my vagina bestowed superpowers.

kek, just make sure it's all documented.

I'm going to have to. I can deposit just enough money in the morning, but I am broke as fuck.

Why are you self-loathing about it?

mister moneybags :p

i-i don't know what spring clip means

If you try anything I'll just kill you.
I'm sitting on a 10:1 in PvP right now. So I have confidence.

Nothing.

I've never dated anyone Clock is affiliated with.

Oh, Luka.

me neither! i can't genuinely pay attention to more than a few ppl online anyway~

you have my attention ^__^

You know not what you say. You wouldn't stand a chance.

10x I'm just going to beat you up is all

Isn't that how having a vagina on the internet works?
You just get superpowers and constant attention?

archive everything.

pls
made me think of the motion of the sexiest gun known to man

why haven't you mastered the art of scamming people?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dibs on skyrim!

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I AM ONE! I AM ALL! I'M ABOVE AND BEYOND!

Maybe you need to exercise. :3

I have a mom crush on her now.

What about men who go in men's bathrooms to perv on little boys?

Are you sure there's such a thing as enough drugs?

You seem to love how I treat you.

You only have one bad rats?

i KNOW THE FEELING TBH

Care to bet on that?

No.

Boys shouldn't go in unaccompanied in strange places.

oh yeah
too many

it's for my sister!

i would a

nobully

aww... rip. that's alright then.

wat

Remember what happened last time?

I feel gypped.

youtube.com/watch?v=jMH5NhH1raU

i don't need it, i was just out already.

Jesus, no.

I don't honestly.

You should.

perhaps >.>

night

Makes parrying kind of hard.

...

youtu.be/zjj203siSe0
based lag

I beat you in the yasuo vs riven 1v1

I hope you awaken to a less thirsty reality~

I can be your sister?

Implying a connection would be established in the first place.

i think we talked about this before, if it goes on a good sale again i'll get you a copy.

are we league or whats up?>

lewd

It makes everything but AoE spells/pyromancies/etc kind of hard since it completely fucks up timing for rolls, parries, frames and hit detection.

ranked is down so we can do norms yeah

well gee you're one to talk

To be fair I don't exactly know how to play Riven.

True.

I don't like how AGL is gone as well.

Wow what sort of things do you do with your sister!?

None of you did. I won that 1v1 against all of you, despite riven actually being a counter to yasuo.

Bloodborne was actually way fucking worse about lag issues since you could end up stunlocked from invaders' shitty connections so fucking easily.
Bloodborne's hit detection being fucking woeful doesn't help either.

i don't beg tho

Well sounds like a rematch is in order.

begging
wat are you even talk about

ah yeah there is hardly any stunlocking in ds3. It's like two hits and then you're free to go. The only thing I've really gotten stunlocked by is the dancers swords weapon art I think.

Maybe some day.

train me how to play one day

I haven't played 3 yet and barely played 2/SotFS.
Funnily, when DS used GFWL, PvP was kind of easier since it always tried to match you with decent connections unlike the open patch which just ends up as laggy clusterfucks.

1 was hell because I was trying to play with HAL over in England. 2 was bearable with the ring at least. SM was fucking retarded.

...

Even you? :3

How'd you like to get raped by Darwin in a public bathroom?

Didn't watch most of that but it kind of reminds me of those meme comics where the character representing the position the artist disagrees with is painted as all irrational and emotional while the character representing the artist is portrayed as calm and in control, LOL.

You seem restless, though. :3

She is physically kawaii if the pics I've seen were her, IIRC.

You've already made it clear. ^^

Night.

Frontal "backstabs" is something that just makes me quit the game altogether when it happens.

*pokes*

Haven't really been any backstabs in dark souls pvp since the first game anyway.

Holy shit I am beyond triggered.

The one I linked at Bart was actually supposed to be for you. The long one.

Wow

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Playing DS as a true coop with two people playing through everything together is kind of annoying.

GFWL was a piece of shit.
But for some reason, I always had better luck with invaders not being laggy shits.

The first game with bad connections was when every close quarter attack ends with you backstabbed.

wow... O_O
which one?

\youtube.com/watch?v=5IceTlQlSx8

WAR GOD

Also, the white "God"/"universe"/"truth" ball is just a cunt. Doesn't it just make you want to curb stomp it even more?

Well, yes. I agree, but it gives me an excuse to hang out with George so I can't complain.

Now what if it WASN'T someone you'd want to get raped by?

I've invaded people from china on ds1 before. Backstabs actually being a thing was good though, now its really difficult to punish someone for using estus. In ds1 it'd leave you open for backstabs, now you might not even be able to get in a hit before they roll away.

Alchemy
youtube.com/watch?v=dqDB6gQLbPM

oh. right. rip
good gif

nothing! but if you were..

i have hundreds of hours poured into just my movement so i might be a little harsh..

mhmmm
she said one time that they were her when blood-chan asked

this folder is good yo

no
because it speaks plainly.

you shoulda watched the whole two youtube vids i linked at you though ;~;

i am restless

PROTO1

WAR

BOSTON BELONGS ME

youtube.com/watch?v=jR4tTQVjHUI

Whoa, that's quite an admission!

i don't know the controls
i don't know the movements
i'll be fresh
first time ever wandering around in it doing random things!

How was playing with HAL letting you "hang out" with George? George is Mugen, right?

Yeah, I know.
PvP in 2 and 3 both just let you heal spam which is annoying because it becomes super long attrition fights. Same in Bloodborne and just spamming blood vials until you're out.

?!?

wasd movement
shift walk
ctrl crouch
space jump
mouse aim

it's so simple but so hard if you set your goals high

I played DS1 with HAL. Trans continental play was hell.

I played 2 and 3 with George.
George being Mugen. Using his thread name is weird for me now.

Skyrim!

Next poster is severely lacking in attention and requires multiple (You)'s

.

...

boston bugel? where uh superman does daily bugel stuff?

what is shift move? ._.

yeah my aim isn't precision... >_<
but back when i was halo 3 i was pretty alright sniper! :D

SQUASH YOU WHORE

Eat a dick, Loco.

Does she get alerts when her name is mentioned? She seems to.

I'm busy shitposting and stuff. I already understand the position, anyway. I don't need a glorified strawman meme.

That's why you should maybe exercise. ^^

How is that relevant? :3

idk what this anime is but jesus christ is it great

I will fight them.

it's her fav game on xbox

walk! slower than normal, no sounds of footsteps

not sure

die

Ah, right.
I thought you were saying playing DS1 with HAL let you hang out with George.
I get it now.

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I'm glad to help you reach this understanding.

oji san marshmallow