Completely ignore Watch Dogs 2 cause it looks like ass

Have they shown what the "hacking" is gonna be like this time? More bullshit app script-kiddie horseshit to engage in amazing gimmicks like turning the light green and making sewers explode (???) I bet

Get fucked Ubi.

they're gonna make Thruss evil obviously.

If you're talking about meme face, he'll probably be at least part Asian. Stereotypes and all

The game won't sell well, leftists don't play games much. Except mobile games.

That's because she's not a Muslim woman, she's a white woman appropriating Muslim culture.

America pls, she's clearly not white.

You seem to lack knowledge about the physical appearance of european women. Let me enlighten you.

That trailer was such god damn garbage it makes me angry that people will buy WD2 after the shit that was WD1

Even that would be better than the self-detonator and the monkey, the whole "WE NEED DIVERSITY" crowd only ever pushes for blacks and Arabs. They hate Asians just as much as they hate whites.

I guess underground hackerz means fit, young bods wearing expensive, trendy shoes, not old, fat, angry nerds with bags under their eyes literally in a basement somewhere.
For every dedsec hacker kiddie runnning around, the corps would have 5x more white hats tryng to stop them.
Also, whats with the cars hanging on the hooks? This game is just thuggery at this point.

Nice cherry picking. That isn't the average Europoor girl.

What is up with this websites obsession with this faggot.

Those facial features are very common in Europeans. What are you talking about? Look at the mudslime in Watch Nogs 2. Brown, non European nose.

Why is the nigger wearing Napoleon Dynamite shoes?

Soon at Ubisoft headquarters…

That's like saying the average American is the supermodels you see on tv

Underage faggots who think he's "so funny and edgy XD" with his anti-meme memes. Basically the audience for this game.

He means these days european women don't dress appropriately

i'm getting a huge kick out of the rising trend of dumbass white girls wearing hijabs, i've seen it in my area more and more.

anyway the designs in watch_dogs2 look like fucking satire but its really just some incredibly out of touch french-canadian hacks who thing this is what's actually trendy. they also fail to see the irony in a gigantic corporration like ubisoft making a game about "dude lmao fight the power.

watch_dogs1 was ass but at least the character was some one using "hacking" in a more interesting way than causing trouble

also can any resident /k/omandos explain why the ejection port on his gun is shiny brass(?) i've never seen that in any media and it makes it look like some kind of toy

They lack the mental capacity to be nihilists. They don't actually have any sort of philosophy at all. They're just empty piles of flesh, lurching towards whatever they think is currently popular.

But that character isn't white.

According to the trailer, it's apparently 3d printed, which doesn't make any sense.

calling it now. Soon as Islamic leaders find out they are sexualizing Muslims women.
UbisoftIsislamophobic

bling, black niggers like to ruin guns like they do cars and give them grotesque modifications.

CR brass to avoid rust and corrosion.

this shit game only gets more retarded everytime

that was just kind of an open thought on my part

it would be a kind of funny mechanic if the 3d printed gun blew apart or melted after firing off a few rounds

Please elaborate on why you think nihilism requires any sort of intellect? Anyone can stop giving a fuck at any time.

There are 3D printers that can print metal you retard. Plus this game is set in the future.

they are also expensive and printing a completely generic gun like that for a nigger is just plain fucking stupid

Beat me to it. I'll provide sauce, anyway:
reprap.org/wiki/MetalicaRap

You need to be able to grasp abstract concepts in the first place before you can let go of them. (Unless you consider inanimate objects to qualify as nihilists?)

They're constantly thriving to find something to give a fuck about that doesn't sound morally wrong to them. Were they smart enough, they'd realise they don't need to give a fuck about anything of that.

Is that robot QT's negroid cousin?

She is obviously the embodiment of Islam and Feminism being a perfect match for each other, becuase despite the fact that on paper they are completely contradictory and shouldn't mesh they do for some reason.Notice how the Hijab is above the booty shorts showing how Muslims are higher up on the progressive stack

How nihilism became associated with intellect is beyond me. Probably the jews.

Apparently not smart enough to realize that.

A robot is also expensive and guess who has one?

What part of "future" do you not understand???

change popular to unpopular. these people buy brand name garbage based on what they think is "under the radar".

it's still popular shit but with labels like 'indie' slapped on to it. marketing can get away with pretty much any fucking bold faced lie these days

The nigger could have just swiped a gun from literally anywhere with his nigger talents, 3d printing this is fucking retarded

What year is that? Is it 2040? Are 3d printers so cheap by then that churning out generic pistols is more efficient than just getting them from the nigger market, but they still use the same fucking smartphone models from today?

For everyone not agreeing with design, it could be worse.

It could a white chick with and unnatural dyed hair colour and possibly glasses.

In other words anyone from that aposematism image.

reread his post. he said "what they think is popular".

It doesn't matter, because the process in which things are 3d printed leaves them incredibly flimsy and brittle. The metal is cooled layer by layer, meaning that there is no real bond between the metal. Any shock would shatter the entire thing.

Only thing from that picture that isn't cringe worthy

luckily thanks to meme magic, lots of people think they're complete and total operators for knowing what trigger discipline is

That's like saying Infinity Ward are Nazis because they make Nazis into generic bad guys.

I mean, I'd be more likely to consider using 3d printing to help me make my own gun than to go try to buy one illegally right now, today, so by 2040 yeah why not.

can we get a rapsheet for ubisoft?

Has ubisoft always been shit or did they become shit once the women took over? Anyone got some data about their games?

Also I like how everyone is standing far away from that one girl in the 2007 picture like they're afraid to go near her, even that other girl.

Maybe, but this colt is solid enough to endure 500 shots though.

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Niggers are so incompetent that not even diversity companies would take them.

lol

This game is triggering a shitload of you faggots. You can feel the salt in the posts.

I thought Holla Forums is an Islamic website.

You should only be paying attention to cutie V hacker masked man. He's so dreamy~!

90% of white girls would jump on a bbc if her boyfriends or husband allows it, Euro females are nothing but black cock sluts

If I pull off that mask off would you die.

Because you have to have the maturity to understand that the world is worthless and cruel in the long run, but instead of moping like a bitch you work towards making it better.

That's Nihilism, at least my version. Nietzsche's version was more about "world's shit, climb to the top of the pile by being the best you can be"

Where the fuck have you been?

Fascinating analysis. Too bad literally every bit of social psychology proves the reverse - almost every non black female dislikes black men, whereas black women prefer white men. The only non-black women that like black men are the obese and ugly.

Additionally, the "bbc" meme is also completely false - most black guys (like most men) do not have big dicks. In fact, the black men are usually below average. You don't get to claim "bbc" by citing propaganda self-reports from African countries.

The bbc crowd is as intellectually bankrupt as the lefists this game is going to try to please.

t. little dick white boy

Are you saying Holla Forums and my collection of Blacked vids have been lying to me?

The guy with the largest confirm penis is also white, if I remember correctly.
He's a whopping 13.5 inches.
I'm not sure if he's uploaded a picture of it on the internet, though.

encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax&diff=prev&oldid=550397
t. Big cocked Canadian

*confirmed

Who gives a shit, whens the porn?

You seem to be under the impression that you are on Holla Forums. Here it is >>>Holla Forums Please return there and stop shitting up our board.

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Don't make such obvious false flags

It was only a matter of time

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You are a good man. I bless with the fortune to find even more porn of even higher quality.

Wut. that's not related.

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Those are really some good skills.

I want less race politics and more good games that are fun and don't care about what race or gender the character is, just that the character looks interesting.

ALLAH BE PRAISED

it doesn't matter if you are a cumskin, nigger, spic, chink or gook, as long as you have a penis you are the enemy.

If it's a nigger fest I wont play it, unless it's not shit like SA. mostly depends on how good the game is. Having a black dj in jet set doesn't bother me, I liked sarge from halo
forced "diversity" is stupid

web.archive.org/web/20141010213832/http://www.suicidenote.info/ebook/suicide_note.pdf#pagemode=bookmarks&page=1

Nailed it.

fuck off jew

topkek there should be something exploding in the background.

who cares if there are niggers in the game, i just care if its good, there haven't been any fun and engaging games, made by people who actually love the hobby since the early 2000s, now most games are uninspired casual cash-grabs with forced diversity to make money off the cultural marxist crowd who don't even play video games.

Could you be any more obvious

What did he say?

got a screenshot m8.

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Man i can't wait to be able to finally run around San Francisco committing genocide on faggots

If that's a hijab, she isn't even wearing it right. And aren't the characters of watch_nogs2 supposed to be edgy hipster rebel youth? If so, why would she be wearing the traditional headdress in the first place?

Liberals cannot do anything right.

Liberal can't seem to understand that Arab doesn't mean Muslim nor does Muslim mean Arab. It's the same thinking that goes behind when Trump talked on Mexicans that it meant Hispanics because to the liberal all Hispanics are Mexicans.

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Can you use the mighty number 9 cheese pizza explosion?

holy shit this

they've gone hollow and have turned upon their own.

holy fuck that gun is cringe and that scope is never gonna get used.

it's more because most nihilists fail the will check and just become mopey faggots.
this is why nihilism is split into active(aka Nietzsche's ubermench) and passive(/r9k/).

get the twin towers in the bg along with a goat in the front

Nice flag Holla Forumstard.

I'm gonna laugh if Thruss ends up actually being a voice of reason that Holla Forums can relate to easily, but everywhere else shits on him because "HE'S EVIL".

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Why? Let people see their sperging

stay mad or go back to your self-made containment board, Holla Forums.

you know they're going to do that.
hell considering that the three vehicles are a police car, a company van, and a limousine and what we've already gotten to see about Thruss it's pretty obvious that ubisoft isn't going to keep any semblance of subtly about pushing the cultural Marxist paradigm.

i mean far cry: primal's plot was basically "we wuz: tha game" and that lazy jew Karl Marx is an assassin, Ubishit is taking kool-aid transfusions,at this point and their games are showing it not just in content but in the games being as retard proofed as possible so that anyone dumb enough to actually buy their shit propaganda they called vidya will have no problem getting the game's entire narrative.

If I had a penny for every time these retards accidentally made a great character I would be a very rich man

hope you claps get Trump some dirty bombs or something like that because there's no making clapistan great again with SF being a part of the country

look into neutron weapons.

might do better actually
but whatever the cost this shit needs to stop.

Give us some guns and permission and the people will probably solve it themselves. There's more than enough manpower in and just outside of the Bay Area who are tired of these fucking cultists and their champagne socialist masters making our state America's punchline.

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it's tactically perfect in the form of a radiation-based sniper rifle with a digital zoom scope.

that spooky asian looking piece of shit on 3rd pic actually looks like a european woman of 2010s
the rest is outdated as fuck

well mass shootings don't help anything really.
you had 50 faggots dead and today i've noticed embed related
if you can pull off an organized strike on those faggots thus liberating the state you have all the chances to purge it really.

Also, does someone have the edit where he's the red user?

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now why the fuck would i spell properly
i don't have any respect for this language or any nation that speaks it
not everyone's on the winning team clapfriend

To be honest, if I had to play as one of these edgy characters I'd go with discount Alex Mercer, at least he looks like he has a personality other than "le epin nerd culture" millenial twat.

the irony of this statement.
also
either go with "my friend" or "clapistan" attempting to do both comes across as a desperate and childish attempt to insult.

Keep telling yourself that nigger.

Why don't you either play or read up on the first game before you start saying dumb things?; The ctOS Smart City program uses an algorithm called Bellwether that can subliminally influence people's behavior. There is nothing democratic about how Truss will win the election.
:^)

could you point me in the direction of that quote, user?

Maybe ISIS will fuck up Ubisoft because of how their tarnishing their religion.

this is gold, time to make you famous user - I will spam this everywhere

Is there something in the water up north?

I kinda like the emoji face guy, it's fucking retarded and makes no sense but in a fun way unlike the chick you described

this is a relief; with all that cuckold shit in media and the apparent push for interracial shit I wad worried that as a nignog I wouldn't be able to date without it fueling some cuck fantasy somewhere

Kek.
HAIL HYDRA

52 minutes in photoshop

Actually, mate. It's specifically written in the Quran to cover your breasts with your head covering. Weird thing is though, it doesn't tell you to cover our head.

Trust me, I'm from London.

Yes.

This, the Hijab is a scarf that was used as a hood because the sun in the middle of the desert is really fucking strong.

That's way too much penis

Go back to Holla Forums retard not even leftypol is this stupid.

Well, he wasn't really white.

He was a slav and also a wizard so I don't think magical enhancements of your penis count.

Sounds like somebody's jealous.
That's barely 4 inches bigger than average.

Why aren't slavs white? They seem white enough to me.

Part of the BBC thing comes from the way african and non african penises differ. Africans tend to hang straight down (and of course gravity takes over) where as in non africans it tends to protrude perpendicular from the body and curves downward when flaccid. This is exacerbated since africans tend to be "showers". And if non africans aren't "showers", then their penis has a tendency to turtle in much more since they don't have the benefit of the a fore mentioned gravity.

Anything non-caucasian/aryan is not white

So you don't consider non Indo-Aryan europeans, like the Basques and the Celts, white?

user, why do you have so many black penises saved on your computer?

No, in order to be white you need to be conquered by the Roman Empire at least once.

Celts and Celtiberians like Basques were never propperly conquered, and therefore, not white.

This on top of having a clear skin, of course.

so brown haired white people are not whie?

Brown hair is not a race.

He's a biologist with a concentration on black Alabama snake.

arabs aren't white, retard.
and whites aren't from the caucuses either.

Nobody is white, everyone is just pretending.

I mean they put a tranny in the last asscreed so you tell me OP

I really hope that hand cost more than it made.

We can make 3d printed guns today, and have been doing it for years. Years ago, receivers would crack after a couple dozen shots, if you even made it that far. It's a little further along today.

But knowing Ubisoft, instead of using some advanced resin, it's probably some super strong liquid steel squirting printer.

Feels fucking good man.
Actually that reminds me, I need to plant my woad.

Can you fit 13.5 inches in your mouth? Come off it, 7 is already more than enough.

Germans confirmed for non-white?

First time I saw this image, I'm pretty sure meme mask guy wasn't the one on the left.

This game only exists to sell merchandise. Prove me wrong.

Well I can, but then again I'm not a faggot

Tell me why niggers so much like melons and KFC chicken.

I wish kfc didn't suck now

I just dont get it. KFC chicken are tasteless, not even properly seasoning and meat is too dry.

Melons were always poor people food. They are easy to grow, don't require much maintenance, can be made in massive quantities for little price. Black people were not the first for it to become associated with. Poor people in the middle east had the negative association too, and they would litter the streets of cities with rinds.

Most of the negative associations come from people within their own groups. In 100 years "black people twitter" will be seen as white people making up negative memes to portray black people with.

KFC was never good, its just that we had no idea what decent chicken tasted like until Chick-Fil-A took over and then we all realized KFC was shit

maybe some twitter accounts should get this party started

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It wasnt that great before women took over but according to every story ever about companies mass hiring women they always turn into shit working places where nothing gets done.

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maybe she adopted muslim culture but shes actually a spicass spic

you know as well as i do that lately the trend has been to make relateable bad guys with good sounding motives.
its a total cop out to make the story seem deeper than it really is

hijab is the new edgy accessory, the female equivalent of fedora

I hope this is the true ending for watchdogs 2.

In the end the heroic nigger sacrifices himself and glasses SF to stop Thruss who has become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Main nigger guy was a real human bean

I'm calling it.

The story will have an antagonist who is actually right and reflects the views of a fuckton of people. However, the main character has to stop him because he wants to deliberately destroy western culture.

Was that even intentional?

If the game doesn't have an ordinary release, than "early access" is just the only access.

Kill this person.
Equality in a nutshell.

Say what you will about the first game, but at least Aiden had some form of style and didn't look or act like a complete fucking tard.

Hell, the new characters in this remind of one of the antagonists in the game who wore a rat mask and was some "lol internet" jackass.

I should add this leads to workplaces that end up entirely female. Not to say that's entirely bad but male teams will happily take on female staff but an all female team will almost never hire a male.

HAHAHAHA, you fucking nigger. All women teams are a fucking disaster

Even female confirm woman collective is a fucking cancer.

She's not even wearing it properly, you can still see like 60% of her hair.

what if it's an hood and not an hijab?

Such comparisons lose all their sense when you realise since 2007 quality of their products also dropped drastically.

Yes but they don't care about the actual results, they care more about the group, how relationship at workplace and such bullshit that's increasingly creeping into every single workplace there is.

Fucking hate it.

The protaganists are racing against time using their hacking skills apps to rig the upcoming election so that the "right" candidate wins instead of the evil Truss who only has a massive lead because of evil brainwashing or something, the Tumbler they heard about it on has all the unsourced details. Most of the main story missions revolve around eliminating "problematic" people that are getting in the way of progress. This involves methods such as threatening them, framing them, stealing all of their money and outright murdering some of them. To do the above you usually have to break into innocent companies and murder any guards or late workers so you can "hack" into the "motherboard" and access the "floppy disk" to get the information you need such as your targets address and contact details for doxing or their bank information for stealing. The hack usually takes about 5 minutes and in the meantime you have to fight off a horde of exclusivily white police who are actually just evil racists that keep the honest black men down. You can also scan random passersby like in the first game, if you find someone who is promblematic then you get several options like stealing from their bank account or framing them for fruad. However due to complaints from the first game you cannot kill anyone who is not tagged as problematic, all white men are automatically tagged as problematic of course. Some of this may seem immoral or evil but it's okay because you are on the right side of history ;)

The ending is the day of the election when the main characters join forces with their ally BLM to stop the "wrong" people from voting while fighting off the police who try to stop you. You get chances to help BLM throughout the game and building them up beforehand makes the final mission easier. If you have helped them enough then the police will be less well armed and more hesitant to defend themselves, there will be less armed hostile citizens and you will get more thug allies. After successfully stopping the "wrong" voters the main characters commence and attack on the hotel Truss owns and is currently staying in. You must fight your way to the top floor but along the way you get difficult but optional side objectives to eliminate "problematic" leaders from Europe that oppose the EU and refugee migration who are currently staying in the hotel.

After reaching the penthouse the main characters have a dramatic battle with Truss who is incredibly dangerous due to use of nanites and the fact he played college football. Eventually they are able to blast him out of a window so that he would fall to his death, however he is saved by a remote controlled helicopter piloted by a new enemy who are also hackers. The new enemy are the evil bigots from the misogynistic site Redchannit and they taunt the main characters as they fly away with the still alive Truss. A nearby TV then reveals that despite violence on election day the winner is Truss. The main characters sink to their knees in despair at their failure but then Muslim girl gets a video call on her phone, it's their saint Anita! She tells them that she knows what they did and that despite their failure they are on the "right" side of history. She then encourages them to not give up and to continue fighting the patriarchy. Emboldened the main characters leave the hotel to continue their fight, the final scene shows them walking into a Starbucks to plan their next attack then zooms out to show the rest of the city as it fades out. Most of the city is on fire and nearly all shops have been looted by their BLM allies. To be continued in DLC and the sequel ;)

The secret ending only happens if you have completed all of Muslim girls secret side missions that only unlocked after you have collected enough of the Quran fragment collectables, there are 5 missions in total and you unlock a mission for every 200 fragments you collect. The side missions involve helping her friends and family from ISIS who are currently fighting Russia who has invaded the middle east after several terrorist attacks in Moscow so they can restore order and do oppressive intolerant things like ban honour killings, rapes and female genital mutiliation. After trying and failing to hack into their military systems with your scripts the final mission involves finding the schedules of aid convoys and giving them to ISIS so they can "fight back" and "punch up". However Russia has caught on to the main characters and traced them, upon discovering they are American they believe that this is an operation against them by the American goverment and decide to declare war by using orbital weaponry to annihilate SF where the hackers were based. The video I linked in is the true ending that happens if the side missions are completed, the main characters finally become heroes because they drove away Truss which saved him from the orbital attack. After becoming POTUS he leads America to victory against Russia and makes America great again before eventually uniting the world under one banner.

Black women are more likely to respond to any man, regardless of race, that write them and the least likely to receive letters back. That's kind of sad, actually.

I'm not sure what the first pic is telling me but it looks like black women are almost universally unloved, except by black men, where they place second to last.

Didn't he get held down at an airport because the airport security thought he was smuggling weapons in his underwear?

This is the good ending, right?

Why?

Because its an ubisoft game

Go eat a sewer pickle you gay

They historically wear the hijab as facial skin and eye protection, right? I talked to a Christian Palestinian girl i wanted to stick my tongue into her asshole and she wore some derivative of it.

Yes. The quran and all muslim teachings does not state that muslim women MUST wear Hijabs.. That doesn't stop Sharia Law from letting men rape and murder any woman that doesn't. They're banning women from driving in certain mudslime countries because the women refuse to take the hijab's off while driving and are the biggest cause of accidents. This is of course sexism and not just a logical fucking rational reaction.

Also Meme-Face gets less and less enthusiastic about your operations and ends up betraying you for the redchanit crowd.Thus showing that as a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE he is genetically coded to oppress and can't be trusted. :^)
He also turns out to be Thruss's son

At least the plot of the first one made you want to keep playing the game. "Find the baddies who hurt your loli, take down corruption while you're at it" here it's just "hipster dindu nuffin".
There's nothing compelling me to play the game or even caring how it ends

What? The average is like 5-6

This is probably the case, but Holla Forums loves his rage.

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This is false, European woman fucking hate niggers. Can't believe some of the hilarious shit you can hear some of them casually saying.

can't confirm anything about scandicuckian woman though

It reminds me to that feminist muslim teacher from some canadian school drama. They look nothing alike yet it reminded me that.

Anyone has the webms?

I still have to see a game or movie where teens are fucked up for trying to play in the adult world and fuck adults who dealt with shit like that in a daily base.

If corporations did something right is milking the money of stupid leftists who know no better. That's why hippies buy from Apple when they have factories with the highest rates of suicide in china.

b…but.. muh multicultural team?!

This movie called a War. Good movie.

le frank is the next maddox

Well if it is a hijab, she is pretty loose about actually wearing it.

The only thing wrong with your post.

Ive seen plenty of "muslim" girls wear their hijab really casually or just have days where they dont wear it.

It is a fantasy game after all what with a nigger hacker and her not being locked up at home.

What movie?

That's Haram. Let's burn Ubisoft's headquarters my muslim brothers.

More gameplay. God this game sounds like shit.

I remember when Buzzfeed made a video about some 'muslims' talking and one of them was wearing a hijab and T-shirt

did they even say she is a muslim?

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Not anywhere I've seen.

This is almost like the time Bioware gave an entire race of space aliens hijabs, male and female.

imdb.com/title/tt0111667/

I was thinking the exact same thing kek

White men are always the most interesting characters, because they're allowed to be characters. Women and niggers have to be this weird balance of "positive/neutral stereotypes" but nothing negative and nothing interesting. The stereotypes are necessary because you've got to recognize that they're black/muslim/gay/female etc for it to count. But there can't be anything that could be thought of as negative.

They're always just a bland cutout that says "nigger" on it so everyone knows that the publisher is trying.

I'm looking at the movie but I cannot find what I wanted to see, just a PTSD Kevin Costner

you are hired

But really there are so many "scary movies" and related, why don't we get more parodies on gaming industry?

I would not be opposed to a movement inciting muslims to bomb Ubisoft HQ. Make it a Holla Forums and Holla Forums joint venture.

so would the secret be to make a white character, and then blackface them or slap a pair of tits on them at the last minute?

My God.

Those aren't emoji.
Emoji are those fucking dumb things you see on normalfags sites like Twitter all the time, he just has emoticons on his face.

Give the white character blackface, then claim he's trans-racial in the name of equality

How would you even make a mask that could detect your facial expression and change it's emoji display accordingly?

probably magnets

hacking

Even Swedes don't want browns.

is that why they go around raping everything?

Mask has a camera on the inside (or rather an array of them).
You draw dots on particular points of your face.
The cameras track those dots and can infer your expression.

Where is Captain Sweden when you need him most?

Good fucking lord.

Holy fuck, can you be more retarded?

who are you quoting?

I'm not exactly sure if it's supposed to be a hijab burka durka or not. Wearing a scarf over your head like that used to be an old vintage fad. You are supposed to pair the scarf with sunglasses, though. I don't know what the fuck is going on with the creature in Watch Dogs 2 who looks more Mexican than Arab to me.

You wouldn't get something to infer your facial expression. You'd use something that reads skin temperature or pupil dilation or something to infer your mood from that.

You wouldn't use your actual facial expression, you'd use something representative of your mood.

So, it works like a mood ring? Interesting.

I mean that's how I'd set it up. Dunno about in game.

Nobody cares leftypol.

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tfw white kebab

Yes

Becaues it's a Ubisoft game

I like this idea and him being Truss's son is probably going to be true since his face is covered.

Probably because they don't think it would sell. What would the parody be of anyway? You can't make fun of retarded normalfags because they are the same people who pay for these movies. You can't make fun of SJWs because they are often involved in making movies and would probably cause enough outrage to tank the film. You can't make fun of dumb or greedy publishers because most people wouldn't get it and it's hard to do without implying the normalfags who support the publishers are retarded.

We got some alright stuff like Wreck it Ralph but most game parody movies won't sell that well.

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You wouldn't even know unless I told you, Kingpin.

I don't care I'm just here for the memes

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Actually only a couple % of Europeans race mix at all. Humans are naturally disgusted by it, and only mentally ill individuals practice race mixing. I saw a study from Finland some years ago, which showed that 95% of Finnish women said they would never be with a negro. For men it was actually as low as around 65%.

The original game definitely had some potential if the morality system was more fleshed out and allowed you to either side with DedSec and become a WATCHDOG of the ebul system, become a White Hat and stop some edgy fuckers, or stay in a neutral area where you just do your thing while ocassionally helping one or the other indirectly.

The way this new game advertises as the protag going full DedSec is essentially turning a game into Chimp Out Simulator CURRENT YEAR.
Not to mention the Totally-Not-Donald-Trump character which I assume is going to be an, or The antagonist.

You nogs still trying to push this forced meme? It's not possible to insult a white for his race, because every white person knows their race is superior. That's why the leftists feel so guilty too, they can't stand the constant feeling of knowing they are superior - and thus try to bring us all down to your level.

Well, I'm more interested in genetically assimilating a race through rape and force sissification, like the Spaniards did with South America but the English had to go with their fucking pirates and their damn dirty tactics and fuck up with our master plan to civilize america.

How was he sperging? He's right. Looks like Holla Forums has some SJW mods

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What happened?

Nationalists holding a march in Sweden, Antifa steals a flag from a nationalist and tries to ruin the flag, the nationalists beat him up.

SVP rally, the SVP used to be a nazi party in Sweden and someone tried to ruin a Swedish flag, so the nazis beat him up.

And the cops stop them and don't stop the thief.

I'm all against nazis and all that because they don't aprove my freedom to look at futa, but come on.

Except Nazis don't care what you do in the privacy of your home. It's not like Germans were encouraged to snitch on their neighbors if they found out they were gays or something. It just wasn't tolerated to promote your degenerate lifestyles in public. If you kept it your own business, nobody bothered you.

genius!

Works for me.

The fucker totally thought he was above any form of retribution too, this is perfect.

'm all against nazis and all that because they don't aprove my freedom to look at futa, but come on.

There was time when people and their fetishes were kept private and that they do this on their off days in a building or at home. The privacy of people were respected and as long as you weren't slinging your shit in public in front of people who don't share your enthusiasm you were okay. Even when you did this, you showed yourself as an average citizen living your life like everyone else when outside. It was difficult for these people to find other that were into what they did, but managed to find other through simple friendly conversation with few of those conversations sparking interest. Ever since the Internet became more accessible to the public and connectivity was pushed you see more people have this idea that it's okay to show themselves to the world and what they do at home. Now you have them organizing parades and conventions for their fetishes out in the public where everyone sees them. They even dare walk down the street and parks full of children that don't understand anything yet while acting out their fetishes. A person should be free to like what they want and do as they wish at home, but should be mindful that what they find tasteful, is tasteless to others.

Well, I find it ridiculous to announce your fetish preferences outside without being anonymous, but I don't want to go to a concentration camp when someone discovers my twisted fetishes by accident.

I just want a total freedom of expresion, even for disgusting SJWs, but also the right to express the disgust towards them.

FUCKING BIGOT

Underrated post.

communists =/= libtards

The leaders of modern leftism are grandchildren and great grandchildren of the leaders of original communism. Cultural Marxism is an altered version of it, but it's still the same shit in a different package. The end goal remains the same as it ever was: a world ruled by Jews.

You bitches and fags really are suckers for such cheap "husbando" bait despite that the game is obviously going to be shit. For fuck's sake fags of Holla Forums.

Sauce?

I find it fascinating that there's some this immature to actually flat out say something like this without being ashamed of himself, and at the same time trying to put other people down.

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Fucking why

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Here is something that hits a little personal here on Holla Forums.

Let the porn flow

Yes i am sure in your delusional mind the grandfather of modern obese SJW is Lenin because Murica cannot produce retarded degenerate on its own, right ?

How pissed is Ubisoft's team of all SJW female creatures going to be when no one buys this pathetic atrocity and it ends up being a complete and utter failure for the company? I wonder how many copies they'll even sell.

It's sad that so many people are stupid enough to fall for this.

Tell that to all the people who drew Wraith porn, user.

People still remember the first watch dogs being shit and the cringeworthy looking characters are unappealing.

I am one, but this made me laugh lol.
Fuck those SJWs. /logcabin/ all the way.

I guess if by delusion you mean truth.
Lenin was a Jew. Marx was a Jew. Trotsky was a Jew. Around 85% of the first Soviet government was Jews. Communism was always a Jewish conspiracy to enslave and occasionally genocide goyim.

It's no different now, even though the useful idiots have become blue haired feminists and faggots. The modern Cultural Marxist movement is still lead by Jews for the exact same purposes as the movement was lead by them a hundred years ago.

now tell me how are those jews connected to obese SJWs in America?

SJW are pawns to big goverment and big business

Holla Forumsacks equate those with jews, but I don't want to talk about that. Important is their very ironic pawn relationship with goverment.

that porno was some good shit

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DESIGNATED HACKING STREET

SJWs come from feminist and critical theory, it's a soviet psy-op meant to start a revolution by using the racial divide since using MUH PROLETARIAT wasn't gonna work over here.

It certainly has been co-opted by the gov and corporations for their own uses, but it did spawn from the Frankfurt school that was entirely full of kikes.

No, they do it instinctively.

"Ubisoft can't be this goddamn retarded can they?"

how could i forget about soviet psy-ops

The subversion started in the 50s, that's when they started taking over our academia

I'm happy that liberals finally settled with a religion.

probably the same way this person made it's own mask

girl or boy?

Seriously, nigger?

Ugh, there are many in-between and outside possibilities, you know?

A xir.

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il assume its a fuckboi

Not even. Our oldest cities were founded by the Roman Empire.

You realize that west of the rhine is still Germany, right?
There were many German lands conquered by Rome and let us not forget our tribal past.

Germans moved and they definetly moved into the Roman Empire and advanced highly into the military.

Post more

my money's on grill

When did Holla Forums become so homoerotic?

When traps weren't considered gay anymore is my guess.

They always were considered gay.

I mean I am not complaining, but if you like this pic>>9792331
then you are not even a trapfag anymore.

when Holla Forums when full cuck.

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Traps a shit, I prefer guys who don't try to hide the fact they're guys.

i'll be honest: the whole "hack the world" aesthetic kinda drew me in too. however, i'm still quite sure the game will just end up being a disappointment just like its predecessor.

It's four people you fuck. That's hardly representative of a board with over 2500 users.

Yeah, I like guys after all and am not in denial about that.

WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT A FUCKING BUTTPLUG TATTOO ON HIS LEFT ARM

I feel so sad for Yuri.

This nigga knows. I don't think I even know what the game is really about.

Holy lel I think it is

That's pretty fucking cool.

Look s like a corncrake

FUCKING WHY

Because he likes shoving things up his rear

because he is a logcabin republican ofc :^)

ah its the lunatic shitposter from /realnews/

Or could be the thousands of metallic cones he has on the jacket.
What the fuck was ubisoft thinking when they designed it?

lol

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I've already seen people question his sexuality because of the "^~" thing, but this just makes it even funnier.

You wanna bet that he will be the token gay character?

They were more space gypsies though not muslims

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edgy

I'm feeling bullied

They could've gotten inspiration from SAI's Tier One Glock, the "Gold" barrel could probably be coated with Titanium Nitride.

FUCK THAT MANS FACE

Man i miss him.

So any bets on how likely it'll be this game will be a reddit-pandering trainwreck? I wouldn't even put it past them to put a reddit alien in the game.

Porn is what always attracts the most autistic of fanbases these days. Just look at Korra.

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My sides are dead. I cannot feel them any longer.

Looks better than Ubisoft's shitty masked man.

I was not aware Ubisoft was still capable of thinking.

DAC pls go

Holy shit get your meds man

You know little cunt that those self-made boards are for containment so stick to your board in your little delusional world

What the fuck are you talking about?

He likes you.

What episode is that even from? I see that image everywhere.

Do you come here often, user?

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Yes, usually a few times a day.

He'll be cucked by the mud-slime woman who'll be fucking the nigger main character, just you wait and see.

Jew-bi-soft can't resist. They'll do it.

The 2007 picture people are like "let's try to look somewhat decent for the photo and then get back to business".

2014 is like "yaaaay! Photo time! Muh identity! Got to signal as much as possible!".

Fucking cancer! CANCER!

That's it, I'm never making an Ubisoft purchase ever again. Far Cry 3 was a good game, but that was the last good game from them. 4 and the dinducentric sequel was pure cancer.

Fixed that for you, Moshe.

Me too, so you wanna stick together for now?
I like you.

Why?

Because you know the difference between emoji and emoticons, user.

That's a bizarre reason to like somebody, are you sure you're not just trying to get the D?

You are talking to yourself.

Which I don't mind. I like to keep watching.

And give you the D. We both know that you're going to take it, right user?

I didn't even notice I replied to myself.
Why do you want to get into my pants so badly? I'm a hopeless romantic, not a slut.

Just wanted to establish roles, so you don't get any wrong ideas.

I do have a fetish though.

I like to get really close to people, maximize skin contact and equalize our body temperatures by cuddling with each other.

Mine is a truly romantic, loving non-lust-based relationship. Also lots of kissing

You are making me feel weird now. You are telling me exactly what I want to hear, user.

Also, if I ever were to actually get in bed with somebody, (emphases on if, I'm a virgin. That's probably not surprising, though) I'd probably go with the missionary.
It's a good position, you can look into your partners eyes, kiss easily, and also embrace your partner with your arms wrapped around their back.

At one point you should just stop with the spoilers because its starting to assault eyes

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It's a public highly homoerotic conversation and you're complaining about spoilers. Fix your fucking priorities, mate.
Honestly I'm surprised it even took this long before somebody said anything.

Nice thumbnail.

Deus Mechanicus be praised for having hidden this faggotry from our eyes.

me too

hhnnnngg, that and a full body hug with arms are my kinks

I also like to be big spoon during a cuddle session and kiss the necks and shoulders, while my arms embraces and hold my partner and fondle his hair

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You first time was stolen from you and you'll never get it back.

please

Private sale you retard.
Cross state border from commiefornia to Nevada, buy via private sale, hop border back to california

stop melting my heart pls

Wrench is only so popular because of that mask. His character actually seems to be an asshole.
He's covered in tattoos and has that edgy teen vibe.

If I took his mask would his popularity die?

Ever wondered just how hot 2 bodies feel after just cuddling for hours?

I want to know just how hot we would perceive each other's body temperature after just lying next to each other.

I can't imagine a reality where I would find it discomforting like some people seem to say.

I haven't seen anything of watch dogs 2 except the OP. Did he actually talk?

Does he have a bane like voice to him? That would be hilarious.

I imagine they are going to give him some voice modifier.

Well, the human body is rather good at regulating heat, so after awhile our body temperatures would equalize. Probably to 37 degrees Celsius; average body heat.
Yeah, he seems like an ass.

It would be extremely diminished.

You weren't there for E3?

Yeah, but you know how when you walk over some stones barefoot in the summer, they give off all the heat to your skin and feel very hot, hotter than they actually are if you measure them?

I mean like that. I never had someone to cuddle with for so long.

He sounds retarded. Why did they give him a higher pitch?

Well, that's only because rocks conduct heat relatively well. Skin doesn't conduct heat anywhere near as well.
I've actually felt bare skin against another person for extended period of time before. It feels warm at first, but after awhile it's kinda like that feeling when you have a blanket over you for awhile.

Sounds like something worthy for an experiment.

Cuddling for five hours is not an experiment

You have something else in mind?

I didn't say I objected it

I hope you know what you are in for.

Several hours of hugging, I assume. Also if my ID is different that's just because my IP reset.

I intend to take full advantage of the 5 hours you promised me, user. You're not getting off easy.

i am also interested in nibbling on your ears. Hope you don't mind.

That's not true, I am very easy to get off.
I don't think I've ever heard that one before.

wew, but aren't we all? we are young and healthy men with plenty of vigour, are we not?

Huh really? Well then I at least gave you something to think about.

Because I am going to bed now. It's very late here in Europe.

I was actually about to go to bed too, it's nearly 4 am here.

sleep well

How about we sleep together? I'll give you lots of smooches~

That's a robot? I thought it was a trash can they spray painted for thug 'cred.'

I mean hacker 'cred'

what is that

By the fact that the SJWs leaders in America are Marxist Jews, whose parents and grandparents left Russia and Europe?

No we don't equate them with Jews, they literally ARE lead by Jews. All you have to do to see the evidence is go on Holla Forums regularly. It's where the saying comes from "Holla Forums is always right" because so far every single time when there's been case of SJWism or some other Cultural Marxist nonsense, we looked into it, and found the source was a Jew.

Every. Single. Time.

You live under a rock? How clueless can you really be.

Dingleberry simulator.

The best thing is when I was playing The Division and come across two Hijab wearing women talking about that time when they got wicked drunk and when they were going out drinking next.

It's just your typical virtue signalling bullshit to make rich cunts appear they have any moral highground or empathise with anyone.

Only fools would think that governments today this day are not conducting psy-ops. But, at the same time, so much can and rightfully should be attributed to simple trolling. When everyone is a shill no one is.

Good morning there.

Afraid it was too late for that, but I am happy to exchange many morning kisses to wake each other up

Maybe they wore a hijab for a day to "raise awareness"?

Funnily enough we woke up around the same time.

Dragon's Dogma.

I actually woke up at around 12am and spent like an hour just stretching and relaxing in bed.

I sometimes stay in bed for like five hours. I blame my blanket for being too comfy.

That's good, because if we ever end up cuddling together, I won't ever let you leave the bed.

But user, that would imply I would ever want to.

Where are you from btw? I'm from Germany, I imagine you are probably from somewhere else in Europe?

Sicily, so a far bit away from Germany.

So you are Roman, hmm?

Sicily seems like a good place to start an Empire, mein Lieber.

That was a long time ago, we're mostly a forgotten nation now. We don't do very much on a global scale like Germany does.

post arm please, I want to see your roman skin

have you considered stopping

Nope

I don't have a camera and I'd be too shy to anyway.

High octane lewdposting cannot be stopped.

Oh how I wish I was in your room right now.

Thread is about to die soon anyway.

That would probably end up being embarrassing on my part. My apartment can only really house one person, and it's also not clean.

Page 16, it'll be up for another hour at most.

Of course I misquoted.

That only makes you cuter

And I don't mind if your apartment is not completly in order as long as it doesn't smell or you're some sort of messi.

How about I sit on your chair and you then sit on me while browsing the internet?