THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN

How does someone fuck up this badly? Im honestly amazed, I knew it would be bad but not triggering virus software levels of bad

Has there ever been a development of a game where a company has messed up in every aspect even more? Keiji messed up in every way a AAA dev can mess up and how and indie dev can mess up.

DLC
pre-order
Shit community management
nepotism
Ignoring criticism
Ignoring the foundation your games are built on so it's even shittier.
delays
bugs
multiple kickstarters for one game
advertising for their next game even though they haven't completed their first game
advertising for a TV show of a game that hasn't come out yet
stretch goals not met
stretch goals no one wants
e-celeb shilling
insulting your audience
And now people can't get the game they bought because codes are fucked
On top of that being delusional and hoping for a TV show and franchise from it.

HE DID EVERYTHING WRONG
There is no other company that has fucked up more

MN9 really is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?

Hey, come on. He managed to fuck up but at least the train wreck is fun to watch!

threadly reminder

would be nice to have other atrociuos gameplay webms in these threads

That excuses nothing.

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The biggest reason why his kickstarter was such a success was that people were pissed at capcom.
Then he tried to sell the game to capcom.
The man is completely out of tough with his audience.

I don't understand what's wrong in that webm. So a guy activates god mode and spams an attack and gets "Fine Play". What's the problem?

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Thats not "god mode".

Its fun.

but is there another game that has fucked up in everysingle aspect like this? I'm honestly trying to think about this? This is amazing and revolutionary how low the bar of development and publishing has been set with this game. It's the amalgamation of everything wrong.

It's a beautiful in its horror its this

NOT
GOD
MODE

Bullshit

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The fucking metal blades from Mega man 2 were more balanced. And they literally shredded bosses in second.

It's not, It's what you get from this dude

Thats just how the sword is, its completely broken.

here, have the original source so that you can convince yourself

You're saying that as long as you spam sword attack, nothing can damage you as long as it doesn't come from behind?

Ah, I see what you did there.
Also, that's the last fucking boss? That just looks like a poor man's yellow devil.

Also i'm thinking of making a webm about the second phase that gets progressively sped up to show how bullshit easy it is. that the pattern is fixed and doesn't even get harder and most of all that it has a shitton of hp

Will this ride ever end?

That's right.

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Nope

Sounds about right

No. You can see here that they ended the game so there would be a sequel, and Inafune already wanted a sequel. So we will see anither game and I bet you there will still be people who donate to the new kickscammer.

Is Inafune going to kill himself?
He's pretty much done and whatever cred he had went down the toilet.

Red ash failed.

There is no way the programmed it so you are immune while attacking with the spammiest weapon in the game……

Yep. Most weapons back in megaman had secondary uses, but I think this ones second use literally out weighs its primary use.

Holy shit your right. Its a striped down version of the yellow devil.

Come on. there is noone mad enough to get on the same train-wreck twice. Right?
right?

TONIGHT THE STREETS ARE RED THE LIGHTS ARE BLUE AND BLINDING
NO SIGN OF THE CON MAN BUT THE SIRENS WAIL AND WHINING TELL US HE'LL BE FOUND

I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE HOUNDS

I would not put it past him to try again, but make it a might number 9 sequel.

be careful

How's Yooka-Laylee coming? This trainwreck has me worried

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Since everyone already told you it isn't god mode, I'll tell what else is wrong

It already go the support of an external publisher so the kickstarter was of no consequence.

don't ask, just anticipate the worst

It's a weapon that makes you FUCKING INVINCIBLE as long as you use it.

He´s definately going to try but it´s going to fail.

It got an E3 trailer and it actually looks playable unlike this shit show

The E3 trailer already looks a hundred times better than this.

You better be right.

NO
How does a man with decades of experience in the game industry fail at something this basic, Kamiya was right.

HE DID IT AGAIN

The chinese are funding it.

Isn't JonTron doing a voice for this? And didn't Egoraptor buy 'ads' for MN9?

I think we know which one backed the right horse.

"Kickstarter Hit ‘Mighty No. 9’ Proves a Critical Flop; Producer Says: “It’s Better Than Nothing”"

"But, again, we can hope that if things go well, there'll be sequels. Because I'll tell you what, I'm not getting my 2D side-scrolling fill. And at the end of the day, even if it's not perfect, it's better than nothing. At least, that's my opinion."" - Kenfi Inefundme

SEQUELS PLANNED

S E Q U E L S P L A N N E D

archive.is/NhkVl

I remember when this comic made me cry
INAFUNE DESERVES DEATH

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Fixed version.

I'm still crying.

He's doing VA for a hat in time.

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what that statement shows is that he doesn't understand the fact a game can be rushed and delayed at the same time.

Yep, all games are capable of sucking. Especially the delayed ones.

It's a misquote. He said a bad game is bad forever

WRONG
Even nothing can be metal if done right, this shit will be a dogturd forever

Did Miyamoto lose his Japanese youth serum like Kojima?

First screen when you start the game

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He is pushing 60. Japanese people do get old eventually

Kojima and those guys doing JoJo and 2hu will never get old.

Kinda like how Japanese girls can be smoking hot MILFs until menopause hits.

FOUR MILLION DOLLARS

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Who's the liar now?

Kojima began to visibly age after MGS5 came out. Konami was paying him in eternal youth chemicals.

Madman.

twitch.tv/comceptusa/v/73636349
55 minutes in

OH SHIT

Every tweet this motherfucker makes.

This guy's a fucking Legend

holy fucking shit.

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decades of experience in jewery

>>>/tumblr/

fuckin saved

current year aside, it would've been awesome if the rest of the game looked like that. why the fuck didn't they do 2d instead of 3dpd?

for some reason that makes me mad

he's past 60.

I can't believe he did this.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

BASED

Looks like now is the time to kill Inafune while he is down.

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Sonic, you are now the king of vidya shitposting.

Here is your crown my lord, you earned it.

nice job

MN9 actually has fanboys defending it?
Even after all this?

So, where's the torrent?

check kat

No thanks.

Oh shit voys, we got a live one.

Some people just like to shit on Sonic whenever they get the occasion.

straight to the gallows with this one

I get the impression that these people think they're actually tweeting to sonic and not just some guy.

This fucking guy.

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Difficulty distinguishing between reality and fantasy has always been a hallmark of their cult.

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didnt you learn anything with metal gear? it was NANOMACHINES

You don't say…

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So is Inafune finished? Or will he still somehow be allowed to make games?

KEK

This is great.

How does one fuck up this bad?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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of course he's from the future
Perfect edit imo

I'm just waiting on Dina's response when she finds out that Mighty no.9 is going to shit

Today is better than Orlando Sunday

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Well, to be honest, its better than MN9

Well here's the difference. With 06 and boom, they used all of their money. With Mighty number 9, they used all of your money.

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This is the gift that keeps on giving.

It's not like Sonic and SEGA don't deserve being shit on

She will probably pretend that the game is not bad.

Based

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true, but what does sonic's shitty game have to do with MN9 being awful?

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It was already funny but the Ben "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" signature really was the cherry on top.

I could turn that around and say what does MN9 being shit have to do with Sonic. Everyone is flinging shit, sonic is just flinging shit with the most finesse

This is how heurestic antiviruses work nowadays. I mean, the program already cheated 4 million dollars out of the users

If only vidya Sonic and Sega were as cool as Twitter Sonic.

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What game has made all these mistakes at once though? that's what I'm saying

This cartoon will ruin him even more.

Vidya sonic has been great from a while now.
And Sonic lost world was okay, mediocre at worst.

Sonic Boom would like a word with you

Wasn't even made by sega and sonic team and was a tie in to an okay cartoon.
and the 3ds version was surprisingly okay, or at least it wasn't a glitchy shitfest

Can you show me that mainline sonic game SEGA and sonic team are focusing on?

The final boss of Generations killed my optimism though, Boom and the recent E3 also kinda killed any hope I had that Sega still gave a damn. Also did Sega really need the celebrity racer to make sure Racing Transformed sold?

Doesn't change the fact that Sega doesn't care and if they game had done better they likely would've given Big Red Button full control over it. Sonic is practically kill and the new cartoon is mediocre and writing worse its worse than Lost World.

oh boy cant wait for Cal Arts Megaman

Why don't we ask the shitposter himself that.
twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/734784265041235972

The celebrity racer and her benefactors gave millions of dollars of the games budget.

CTR and SASRT are my favorite karters of all time.

Bumplocking because of too many threads

Sticky here.

Don't get how a tie-in for a cartoon taints the work of people that didn't have a hand to it. Sonic Team was even disgusted by the playthrough so I'm only counting Lost World as their current blunder, which is pretty meh at worst. But the point is at least they know what works for Sonic. Hell, even 06 and Boom had some excuse for being bad because of the deadlines and shit, unlike the 4 million dollar child over there.

Really want to know what Game Grumps, especially Arin, thinks about Mighty now.

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there is a particular type of Mega Man fan, the one who cares more about ancillary bullshit like the Protomen or brentalfloss usually, that is still hardcore defending this game because without it the veneer of being someone who actually knows jack diddly shit about video games would be wiped clean.

doublepost because I replied to early but egoraptor is the perfect example of this kind of person.

First time I've heard a convincing reason to switch to Win 10

This post here

is kind of my reason

Inawewne status: cucked by Capcock

Fair point.

What a fucking hero.

Yes, but your shitposting has to be gold. No room for errors.

Oh lol, he changed his handle.
Better fact: It's still better than nothing

every time