French Election General #7 - Bury the Cuckron Edition

WEW LADS
THE MEME WAR HAS JUST BEGUN

The First round of French Presidential Elections ended April 23rd at 8PM CET.
The first preliminary results were putting Emmanuel "French Clinton" Macron ahead (26%) of Marine "Frexit" Le Pen (23%).
The commie butthurt was real.
But as the counting went on, Marine Le Pen went ahead. Now it's a tie but until the counting is finished we have to let the magic flow (pic related 1).
The map in pic related 2 shows the Front National (Marine's party) support by French department.

THAT MEANS MACRON THE CUCK WILL FACE THE GOD-EMPRESS IN THE SECOND ROUND RUNOFF ON MAY 7TH

So basically during the next 2 weeks:
There will be an one-on-one debate.
There will be a massive smear campaign.
There will be an all-round gang up of every losing candidate (from far-left to cuckservatives) against her.
There will be inference from foreign countries.
There will be riots.
There will be MEME MAGIC.

THE (((RIOTS))) AGAINST HITLER MARINE ALREADY STARTED EVERYWHERE IN FRANCE

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ACTION PLAN

1) Fillon already called his voters to go Macron. But as cuckservatives, Fillon voters may not follow Fillon's orders since some of them voted for more security and less taxes, while Macron offers them less security and more taxes. WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS THE CORE OF THEIR PREOCCUPATIONS.

2) Some Melenchon voters don't want the TAFTA, the CETA, the EU, and the big business to evade taxes. REMEMBER THEM VOTING FOR MACRON MEANS SUPPORTING THIS.

3) The "WE ALREADY WON" effect will mean less dedication from Macron voters. It must mean MORE dedication from Le Pen voters. NEVER FORGET JEAN MARIE LEPEN GAINED VOTERS BETWEEN THE FIRST AND SECOND TURN IN 2002 WHILE HAVING THE WHOLE COUNTRY AGAINST HIM AND BEING AN OLD RACIST OGRE. If he did it, Marine can too. BIG TIME

FROG ANONS: WE NEED DIRT ON MACRON

There are already some activist groups against Macron, like "Tout sauf Macron" toutsaufmacron.com
And TV Libertés has a series of videos about him too : www.tvlibertes.com/ensemble-stoppons-macron
REPORT EVERYTHING YOU FIND AND MEME IT TO THE NORMIES FROM HERE

NOTHING IS WRITTEN. STAY MOBILISED, STAY ORGANISED.THE FIRE HAS RISEN.

THIS IS NOT AN ELECTION, THIS IS A DEATHMATCH AGAINST GLOBALISTS SUPPORTS OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM, ECONOMIC STARVATION, AND DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE. DO NOT FALTER.

EUROPE NEEDS YOUR ENERGY
CRASH THE EU WITH NO SURVIVORS

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strawpoll.me/12812010/
twitter.com/FranceQuestions/status/856224210817044483

strawpoll.me/12812010
frenchelection.online/index.php/2017/01/21/france-arise-leader-nicolas-dupont-aignan-speaks-out-about-immigration/
youtube.com/watch?v=hKRUPYrAQoE
strawpoll.me/12812010/r
strawpoll.
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facebook.com/jlm2017peuple/
rtl.fr/actu/politique/presidentielle-2017-jean-luc-melenchon-conteste-le-resultat-des-elections-7788256023
twitter.com/AnonBabble

MACRON WILL LOSE ROUND 2

WE SHALL MEME MACRON TO HIS DEATH

I really have to go to sleep. My children exhausted me today and I need some rest.
Here is the pastebin for the next OP: ghostbin.com/paste/8h3fk

first for overcooked macaroni

Thank you OP. Shadilay

MACRON WILL GET HILLARY'D!

He's past 200k lead.
83% counted.

VIVA LA FRANCE

At least this will cause the macaroni cucks to think "WE ALREADY WON", good time to strike with memes against them

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Perhaps
Complacency might help. It helped with Shillary for sure.

I bet a won a fair amount of money betting for Trump last year and I'm pouring all my winnings in for Le Pen.

Wew lad.

ACTION PLAN! READ ALL OF IT


1)
Fillon voters may not follow Fillon's orders since some of them voted for more security and less taxes, while Macron offers them less security and more taxes. WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS THE CORE OF THEIR PREOCCUPATIONS.

2)
some Melenchon voters don't want the TAFTA, the CETA, the EU, and the big business to evade taxes. REMEMBER THEM VOTING FOR MACRON MEANS SUPPORTING THIS.

3)
The "WE ALREADY WON" effect will mean less dedication from Macron voters. It must mean MORE dedication from Le Pen voters. NEVER FORGET JEAN MARIE LEPEN GAINED VOTERS BETWEEN THE FIRST AND SECOND TURN IN 2002 WHILE HAVING THE WHOLE COUNTRY AGAINST HIM AND BEING AN OLD RACIST OGRE.
If he did it, Marine can too. BIG TIME.


NOTHING IS WRITTEN. STAY MOBILISED, STAY ORGANISED.THE FIRE HAS RISEN
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THIS IS NOT AN ELECTION, THIS IS A DEATHMATCH AGAINST GLOBALISTS SUPPORTS OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM, ECONOMIC STARVATION, AND DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE..


DO NOT FALTER.

KEK WILLS IT

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Hail OP and his family.

Heil Le Ben :::DDDD :D

LE

Le Pen or (((Macron))) strawpoll with normies:
strawpoll.me/12812010/

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twitter.com/FranceQuestions/status/856224210817044483

Nice

That doesn't make any sense. Stupid fucking commie.

Of course it doesn't make sense. Macaroni isn't literate, isn't it?

liberal newspeak

But it's congruent with their definitions of these terms. Patriot is who loves their government, and nationalists are people who hate all others and are bigoted nazis.

Holy kek, We're gonna roll this guy come May 7

HEIL HITLER

Christ. Imagine considering yourself a patriot for worshipping the government instead of for loving your country, culture and history. That's some next level cuckoldry.

Shouldn't we know the results by now? I'm dying over here.

Le Pen May Fall to Third Place

Gap between Le Pen and Fillon keeps shrinking as Paris votes come in. It's now down to 650k votes, with 15% of votes remaining to be counted (mostly Paris).

CHECKED
Also Eva is best wife.

Thye only closed at 8pm, and I have a feeling France uses pen and paperballots.

Being a britbongistani and having the same rules, I'd expect a "final" (i.e. someone statistacly has to have won) result by 2am.


Sheeeeeeeet

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One and a half more hours? Wew.
Thanks!

It's a guess, based on the fact that our polls close at 10pm and we normally get a "final" at 4am.

The French may be better ore worse at counting bits of paper than us.

So Le Pen and the cuck are going for a second round, do the (((error))) with the ballots still affect the second round or was it only for the first round?

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(checked)


THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

Dubs for civil war

Jesus, that's got to convince anyone on the fence. Makes you wonder if the (((intel agencies))) were intel agencies all along.

Let them riot

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I hope they riot a shitton. That will mean more Le Pen support

Well, there seem to be about 1,300,000 votes coming from Paris in total, and the gap between Le Pen and Fillon is around 900,000. It seems very unlikely to me, but you're right that things are getting too close for comfort.

Paris is the only place in France where support for Le Pen dropped since 2012

We need to reach the immigrants of France and tell them that Le Pen is going to win, the media is lying, and they need to riot to prevent Le Pen from becoming president.

Riots in the next few weeks would be the end of Le Macaroni.

Good luck with your bet.

reposting myself

French anons, or anybody that knows their political scene well - what about the rest of candidates

which one can the mighty pen count on? the dupont-aignan guy with over a million votes looks like he's anti-eu but can't find anything about the rest of his platform.

I guess Fillon is more liberal in his economy. Will the leftists unite in second round or are they too split over bullshit? what about the very minor guys, what do they represent?

We need an intel if nobody did it yet. We need an agitprop campaign focused on every each of them. Blackpill lefties on macron. Whitepill others on le Pen

I swear the reddit spacing happened organically due to copying and aids

i forgive you user

A big terrorist attack right there in Paris could come handy

Find a way to "motivate them" to riot and demand sharia.

Gotta love democracy.

so they prefer writing in chalk on a bloodied streets, eh?

Well, someone in France has to vote to keep the florists in business.

fuck me up fam

I'm reading about Richards Wagner's theory of regeneration atm and he talks about change through a new religion of art.

WE NEED TO MEME HARDER

==VIVE LA FRANCE=

FUCK
VIVE LA FRANCE

Can we make up a case/rumour of police brutality against some shitskin and spread it on twitter/facebook in frogland?

The failures of democracy are why communism, national socialism and authoritarianism were even conceived. Democracy is the biggest waste of time and dubs that God ever created.

I wish Celine were still alive to see this day. . .

this
but also let's not forget other candidates' voter groups
you have to know french to infiltrate french normies though

Have frogspeakers produce a video of a koran burning and spread it via all channels available to Holla Forums. Say it happened somewhere in frogland and watch the monkeys start their monkey business in the streets of france.

All of them will gang up against Le Pen.

Even Dupong-Aignan will not endorse Le Pen, but most of his followers will vote her anyway.

A very small percentage of Melenchon's voters will vote Le Pen, even though Melenchon is a communist. A lot of his followers just want to watch the world burn.

I swear the reddit spacing happened organically due to lazyness

A lot of Fillons voters are christians / rich / upper middle class conservatives. She might be able to grab a few of his voters. Mélenchons commies absolutely despise the EU while Macron is not only neo liberal but also by far the biggest EU supporter in the race.

While they won't vote Le Pen a lot of them will rather stay at home during the second phase whining about how the working class they do so much for doesn't want them anymore. The only thing they hate more than the macaroon is Le Pen so the logical thing would be to vote Macron but because of a lot of ideological BS I doubt a lot of the hardcore commies will show up on election day.

Yes that's definitely one way to get shit started.


Good idea. Koran burning always works.

This thread has become low energy all of a sudden. Did the Eurobros all go to sleep?

Eh, to be fair in it's classical form, e.g. in ancient greece, where you only had a certain elite voting, it kinda worked. Of course there were no kikes in ancient greece, so.

Like I said before he'd probably sperg out about Le Pen not being right wing enough.

dubs, civil war on the horizon confirmed

wew

Wow maybe we'll be getting Fourth Reich soon.
La RESURRECTION!
Leon would be proud.


That is why our enemies go for the blood, with enough of our race pure we can always regenerate no matter how much land they take. In mythos this is talked about with Kvasir.

Maybe. Could be that fellow burgers are busy eating dinner or some shit.

I think you can relax just a little bit. Even if Le Pen loses here, there's no reason for her to not continue gaining support. The problems that caused her to rise so rapidly in the first place aren't going to suddenly go away between now and the next election. A loss in this election wouldn't be anywhere near as disastrous as Hillary winning would've been; it'd just be a setback, albeit a really shitty one because it means five more years of terrorist attacks and general violence for the French people.

True I suppose, it's not going to be anywhere near as crippling as making America's illegals legal would have been.

A terror attack or two more and things might start looking very differently. And with the current situation this is sadly not even that unlikely.

Good, good, let them riot!

oh fuck give her your strength

Does this guy have brain damage?

Okay, here goes
Marine Take My Energy
\_(+o+)_/
Marine Take My Energy
\_(+o+)_/
Marine Take My Energy
\_(+o+)_/
Marine Take My Energy
\_(+o+)_/

MARINE WILL WIN!!

\o/

Wait so your saying that migrants can be dangerous? You told us they were all peaceful.

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Can someone photoshop Macron with onto the ISIS beheading video with "at least I'm not racist" in French in his thought bubble? Also change the flag in the background to French one.

in five years there will be no france. why do you not understand this? in the space of 5 years cuckron will invite more sandniggers in, give them free roam, and then likely give them the vote

THERE ARE ALREADY PEOPLE SKIRTING THE LAW AND GIVING VOTES TO REFUGEES

politico.eu/article/france-elections-2017-migrants-non-citizens-giving-votes-to-the-vote-less/

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WEW GAL
MADAME PRESIDENT

We must make Europe great again. Make it a place we "want to live" in again. A place that is healthy and resonates with our souls. Not a place we "have to somehow function" in. Shitskins out. Kikes out. Tear down all postmodern architecture. Traditionalism NOW!

(((Media))) already dropping the black pills

So same stakes as 'merica.
Fun times.

Racemixing as the reason for the downfall is mentioned there too btw. Good stuff.

strawpoll.me/12812010

Record shilling. I say she wins but by a very small margin, maybe 51-49, or something like that. It's going to be a very close race. This second round win only proves that Le Penns support is real and she's not going away.

Well, I need to go to bed. Work in the morning.

Praise kek, and may it be a good result I wake up to.

Pure bullshit
The same they tried to do with #NoTrump republicans and Mc Muffin

Anyways prime targets should be melenchon's voters and reminding them of macron's cuckery and Fillon's voters if we can hook some major difference with macron.

Can somebody shed some light on hamon? is he some run of the mill socialist?

I'm getting chills tbh this is too good. I hope they riot hard tonight.

Getting nervous there juden?

They're assuming a ton of abstentions, plus that's much closer then the 65%+ runoof they've been previously predicting.

dubs confirm
let them riot

Check this out:
frenchelection.online/index.php/2017/01/21/france-arise-leader-nicolas-dupont-aignan-speaks-out-about-immigration/
this is basically ethnonat rhetoric
this guy got 1.6 mil votes and is not even counted in

Of course, nearly all of those votes will go to Le Pen.

Guys my gf is over, she is in the bathroom now… i only have a minute to post. How are our chances for Le Pen winning it all in the 2nd round?

Great chances. Just meme it

You fucking wot m8?

Possible if we meme hard enough.

Only if you have sex with your gf with the sole purpose of procreation.

/minor candidates/
Can someone characterize them?
Unlike in US election we won't have minor parties stealing votes but rather all these people going to vote on either of the two or staying at home. Who are they?

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Dupont-Aignan is quite similar to Le Pen, and most of his voters will probably go to Le Pen. No clue on the rest

CHECKED, LE PEN WILL WIN

Tell your girlfriend to wait, the Meme War has come to France and we've got the momentum.

Melenchon is out.

Fuck Macron bending the knee for CETA and TAFTA.

Put Le Pen in and give them hell.

-Holla Forums

Varg sez Asselineau is Holla Forums tier

get out REEEEEEEEE

go away leftycuck but be sure to tell all of your friends that

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=hKRUPYrAQoE
can't embed cause I'm an idiot and posted the embed in the wrong thread

the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

you know we're not so different you and I. national socialism is the only socialism that has ever worked. maybe in another timeline we would not be enemies leftyanon.

now get out.

Hamon is the candidate of the socialist party (the party in power now), his voters will go to Macron as he was the first to give him his support
NDA is far-right, he may not call to vote Marine but his voters will
Lassalle is the farmer/sheepkeeper kind, his voters will mainly vote Marine i guess
Poutou and Arthaud are commies and they have called their voters to not vote (i imagine the voters will share equally between Marine and macaron)
Asselineau is the most anti-europe of them all, but he has called to not vote. His voters, if clever, should vote FN or not at all.
Cheminade is a troll to begin with

This is a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" scenario. We can go back to calling each other commie cucks and nazi fags after you've put Le Pen in, got it?

You aren't that wrong.
Le Pen is better for you than macaroni man.
You're still a cuck though : ^)

strawpoll.me/12812010/r
VOTE

Fair enough.

might wanna break that link m8

We have 6 gorillion lurkers already, who gives a shit

TO VICTORY!

Go, Le Pen, grant each globalist elitist their own chopper ride, with each vessel decorated with the French Flag!

-/liberty/

ONWARD

Never hurts to be safe, user.

CHECKED TRIPS

WE'RE DOING IT!

WEW

CHECKED

TO GLORY

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thank you lord kek

FOR LE PEN AND FRANCE!

TO VICTORY

BANANOS > MACARONI
LE PEN WILL WIN
TRAVAIL, FAMILLE, PATRIE!

Thank you user
Would you agree that doubling down on social but also anti-eu rhetoric is the sweet spot for le pen? Really trumpian france first tbh

Macaroni will be killed by a banano

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Now the great meme war of Europe begins. 2 weeks to raise hell.

We have a language barrier to overcome, so that means that we need all froganons' hands on deck and you need to pull double-duty or triple-duty. Even if that means putting work/school/vidya/social life/etc. on hold for 14 days. We'll meme on any front we can.

My dubs didn't even get checked.
1.5 mil Dupont votes for Le Pen

MADAME LA PRÉSIDENTE

NEED MORE ENERGY!

Dupont-Aignan is a right nationalist (non fascist, yes the FN went PR with Marine, but it is still considered by pretty much everyone, including far right or moderate nationalists right everywhere in Europe as an actual fascist party), it's obvious nearly all his votes will go to Marine and he wont call to vote for Macron…
Same with the communist, thinking that 50% of them are gonna vote for a Rothschild banker is laughable, 10 to 15% will vote FN, betting civil war and revolution is one of their goals, 10% might cuck out to Macron but the rest is just gonna take a day off.

I think that Macron is gonna win, but by a 49,5 50,5 margin.

Also the 2nd round doesn't really matter, what is gonna be hilarious is the third round.

Parliamentary elections are right up next (11 & 18 june).
Neither Le Pen nor Macron are gonna have a majority in parliament no matter who's elected, as far as anyone is concerned no one except maybe Fillion will be able to have a majority. Total gridlock is the scenario or a massive coalition across party lines of the establishment (which will automatically guarantee Le Pen will win next time).

Problem everything in 5th republic was tailored to avoid parliament gridlock and therefore there is no real mechanism to break one (save dissolving the parliament and call for new elections, that the president can do only 1 time per year and will fuck up the entire "vote once for a president, he gets the parliament in a row to actually do shit", since the calendar would move, so nobody ever seriously considered using it since the change of calendar that was setup specifically for that)… or go full dictator, which is actually legal (we're already in "emergency state", with extended power, due to terror attacks, that's the next level).

No matter what happens, what we witness tonight was the death blow of French parliamentary democracy.

TAKE OUR BURGER ENERGY, FROGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You seem like you have it down quite well, except flip those win numbers. 51-ish Le Pen, 49-ish macaroni.
Dubs checked

Maybe we'll get lucky and ISIS will snackbar a giant anti-Le Pen rally by driving a truck it into it or something. I always wonder why that doesn't happen, since it'd be such poetic justice.

77 DUBS CHECKED

The Melenchon fraction is bullshit, he'll endorse the winner of this strawpoll : strawpoll.me/12812010/r

and Lepen is leading.

France for the FRENCH!

Actually, Asselineau has only proposed that France leaves the EU/euro/NATO
He his pretty redpilled on politics in general BUT he has always refused to name the jews (for example, he doesn't mention israel when telling who funds ISIS but still mentions Saudi arabia and UAE)
However, he is not a jew himself, but a former student of l'ENA which is the French politics school of all cucked presidents and ministers. He his extremely clever himself (to the point that he made the crucial mistake of assuming french people were too when he did his campaign), and I fear he is only doing this for power/money and not out of conviction, just like Hollande but with a different strategy.

I feel whitepilled already
thanks, brother

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Better spread this around to our guys then

There is clearly a bot for Macron already…

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Set up your own bot for Le Pen niggers.

Asselineau is a master cuck he wants to leave the EU to make an union with North and West africa instead, which France has ties more ties than say Poland (which is kind of right, but still batshit insane)…

Broken clock…

Le Pen and Macron are litterally opposed on every level. Social issues are not really the main focus of this election, but Europe and security are. Also, we need to remind people that Macron is litterally Hollande/the Socialist Party under a new and "young" banner, which might have his effect as Hollande's popularity reached 4%.

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FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

Whatever, LePen is leading macaroni by 400 votes

that sounds like a plan

strawpoll. me/12812010/r
Guys we need to start spamming, the gap is closing

This is actually a really good idea. We need some French speaking anons to spread these messages.

Le Pen is up by +/-400 and there's about 15000 votes right now. Gotta widen the gap and keep cuckron down.

Get Paul Joseph Watson or some other verbal cucked alt light figurehead to spread it.

yeah, big twitter accounts

500%

You can't make this up, I'm so glad to be witnessing this in person.
Also if LePen wins, I'm sure there will be chimpouts here, so live coverage of the events for Holla Forums.

May the Gods be with you, natives from France. Never give in, never give up, and never stop fighting until you have won your country back. This election not only decides the fate of France, but decides the fate of the EU, in this case it's collapse which desperately needs to happen for the sake of all the true people of Europe. Never stop fighting, even if Le Pen somehow loses the election. Do not let your voice be silenced by those who are not from our homelands.

FIGHT ON, PEOPLE OF FRANCE!

Do keep this in mind however, when Le Pen wins, you need to ensure that she follows through her promises and supports the will of the true people of France, as we need to do here in America with Trump. Support her when she does, and criticize and question when she doesn't. Constant vigilance is the price of victory. Gods be with you all.

You niggers better start doing this, the gap is only around 150-200 now

Apparently there are already chimpouts happening elsewhere in France, user.

One can only hope Paris melts down and the general public is given the raw and unfiltered view of the 'peaceful' immigrants while they torch everything the actual French worked to build.

may the banano's protect and kill the macaroni

Also, as mentionned in the OP, we need to adapt our strikes depending on the targets.
The 2 main targets are Fillon's and Melenchon's voters (the others are already decided or too few to matter anyway)

Fillon's voters care about security, the argument of Macaron having been a Hollande minister should work well too.
Melenchon's voters can he divided in 2 main groups : dude weeds/hobos that will probably not vote or vote for macaroni. I am not really sure how to deal with them. The other group are people who dislike Europe/globalist finance etc… They are really close to the ideas of Le Pen but might flip out due to the National Front always having been demonized. They should be reminded that macaron is a former banker and a globalist, and that Le Pen will hold a referendum about leaving the EU as well as enforce measures to make France unsubmissive(which was the slogan of Mélenchon, la France Insoumise) like the popular legislative referendum.

triple ds. I don't know what that means… perhaps kek is giving you the d?

www .strawpoll.me/12812010/r
We are losing folks

Yes there are already chimpouts from both Antifa and niggers/sandniggers like in '02. But if LePen wins, it will get nasty super-fast. We could be talking about the french army being mobilised in certain areas to control the population.

420 confirmed

It really doesn't matter. As soon as anyone on wither side started heavily shilling it it lost any value as a poll to genuinley measure public opinion.

As it's a strawpol, there's no propoganda value to winning it. Pick your battles user.

hes gonna give macaroni the d as in death

We should be so lucky.

Nice trips.

I find the stupidy of them really phenominal. Rioting at this point is more likley to put Le Pen in power.

Be careful. Don't want to get culturally enriched.

You fucking retard, It's Jean-Luc Melenchon's strawpoll, the winner will get his vote. he's a 20% candidate.

trips confirm

Good. Throw another 200 of them into the fucking river.

Strawpoll was always a mistake

Link to prove it?

The strawpoll being titled "which candidate do you choose" isn't that compelling.

Though if that is the case you're right, it is worth shilling and botting it.

Are you fucking stupid? Kill yourself. Fucking reported.

lol dude, anyone can make a poll there

Le Pen will win both the strawpoll AND the election.

facebook.com/jlm2017peuple/
rtl.fr/actu/politique/presidentielle-2017-jean-luc-melenchon-conteste-le-resultat-des-elections-7788256023

wew

Nvm I relayed without checking it's not the good the strawpoll is bulldhit, but he did said he'll let his voter decide on an internet vote

Thanks, it is valuable to shill and bot this strawpoll then. Whilst I doubt he'll abide by it if it goes to Le Pen, it'll still be a small propoganda victory.

I guess this is another shining example of the intelligence of people who rise to the top politically. Facebook itself has the ability to do polls, which would be a lot less suceptible to botting and shilling.

If digits we all get french hip goddess
Also something about Le Pen winning.

The strawpoll botting is so obvious for macaroni, kek
Every minute or so like 100 votes fly in for macaroni almost all at once, while Le Pen only creeps up at one or so a second

I want sum Wakfu hips

wew

Did you expect any degree of competence from a communist?
Stallman is one of the very few exceptions.

MACRON IS WINNING

We need a quick vote bot for Le Pen. I tried to set one up myself but shit ain't working.

those shitty old vote bots don't work anymore for straw polls new JS vote code they made. I'm sure there is one out there, but you have to know the right people

fug

If you are going to try to vote bot the strawpoll you can do it with TOR browser, i think it might still work. You will have to make a macro or do it manually but just download Tor browser bundle and keep voting and refreshing your identity, rinse and repeat.

Apparently this is the first time in the history of France that both establishment parties lost in the first round.

Very, very telling of things to come.

Macronroni au fromage et ciboulette!

My problem was the fact that the bot didn't even set up. The core packages and shit I needed didn't feel like working correctly.
Pretty sure the bot I attempted to use is a new one, but I'm still not sure if it would actually work.

I wish mods would start banning posting random waifu pics without even contributing to the discussion. I don't mind people posting waifus as long as they're actually talking about the subject of the thread but shit like this is unacceptable.

just do this for now then

What? There's never been an election where someone didn't get 50% in the first round?

k

double dubs of truth

I'll probably just try that, but I don't think me alone is enough. As I said to some user earlier, Macaroni gets like 20 votes a second every minute or two, compared to the 1 vote a second trickle for Le Pen.

At least it ain't tanya spam.

No, france has two main parties that normally win, so the second round normally comes down to the major parties against each other or a major party against a minor party.

This'll be the first time the second round is two "minor" parties against each other.


Die in a ditch.

thats why I said everyone in this thread should do this
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD DO WHAT I SAID

^HERE^

Related to france meaning related to the election process and similar, mong.

LISTEN TO THIS user NIGGERS

Holy shit, meme this! It's a chance to make the rapefugees more hated, even better if they actually start killing people because of it (not that I want to see whites die, but better some now than everyone eventually).

I wish mods would start banning people complaining about people posting random waifu pics because these fags don't add anything to the discussion and merely derail it because they want to turn the thread into talking about what bothers them.

VOTE, NIGGERS, IT'S OFF BY ~600 VOTES

user it's off by 1.2k

there is a bunch of shitty free browser plugin VPNs too that you can use if you don't want to use TOR, example is called Zenmate for firefox, make sure to have umatrix on with refer spoofing and useragent spoofing turned on for strawpoll

Viva la boner

using every vpn ip I have, good luck anons

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MEME IT

Yep, spamming via TOR works, just load up the poll, vote and then click the onion to refresh identity.

Anyone who has access to a VPN can use that too, voting from each location allowed.


Not really, most of the people telling you to stop have done it at the same time as making a serious post. You on the other hand, have made many posts with just an anime girl and contributed nothing. In the age old wise words attributed to an user on 4chan in the forgotten ages of old Holla Forums "kill yourself, faggot"

burn qurans and throw them on the streets of paris

Old Holla Forums would spit at you for being such a faggot as to be triggered by anime girls. Try harder to fit in.

Both of you fags should stop whining about anime and start voting on that poll.

Checked.

Just voted 6x with 6 different IPs, hope that helps. Praise Kek! Vive la France!

Dubs checked, shadilay
Also pic related is some cheeky quads for Le Pen. Looks as if macaroni is slowed down, while Le Pen still gets a consistent one per sec. Gap is 1k now

we are doing it, we must make Le Pen vote count go up by 88 votes per second
also, look at bottom corner, duplication checking is off, its like they asked for this vote botting

looks like you had the same idea as me, kek

Wtf you can literally just click vote over and over again!

Yep.
You can literally just go though the whole cycle with no problems. I did it like 100 times.

It's at a steady 48/52 for the other guy. Shiet.

MARINE LE BANE CRASHING THE EUSSR WITH NO SURVIVORS

THE FIRE RISES

It's better now. The gap used to be 1.2k between Le Pen and macaroni, now it's around 700.

yeah except you fuckers are voting at like 1000x per minute and nobody has voted for macaroni in a while

Jesus Christ, her opponent is a kike. How many kikes are Frenchies going to elect? They've only ever made things worse.

Gap is only 400 now. I'm voting as much as i can

Why the fuck don't the French care about Macaroni's wife being his former high school theater teacher and being 25 years older? If this shit was going down in America even his wife's sons would be voting for LePen

Genocide of googles, when?

IT'S HAPPENING, WE ENDORSED NOW

C'MON LADS LETS GET A 5 POINT LEAD

NEED MORE ENERGY

CHECKED
I AM VOTING AT TOP SPEED

age of consent is 15 in France and sex isn't considered anywhere near as big of a deal as it is here.

we win, now we keep going until our autism kills us

Go Le Pen!

Hate to be the bringer of bad news
but macron almost got a million more votes.

We are back on top people! DON'T STOP VOTING!

DONT STOP UNTIL YOU ARE 5 POINTS AHEAD

What will likely happen is that they'll say nazis obviously rigged the vote to help Lepen win and support her, all while ignoring the obvious botting also going on that was in support of Macron.

Won't matter in round two

then there will be outrage, pretty simple
meme it

Well it isn't good news for round 2 either.

It isn't, obviously. But it won't kill Le Pen.

WE'RE AT 52%

all the same

Why is this strawpoll important guys?

I voted btw

It decides the endorsement of a candidate that got 19% in this round.

IIRC the cuck that came in third for this round said that he would endorse whichever candidate won it

Yeah, but where is the evidence that the poll is genuine. Someone posted a link but from did he get it?

He actually came 4th I believe (the commie is holding this poll i think)

If anything this shit helps Macron.

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pls explain French psyche?

simbly :DD ebin :DDDDDD

melanchon was against the european union right?

So there is a chance he would direct his endorsement to le pen then?

STRAWPOLL AT 53%

Yes there is a chance. Like how lots of Bernouts turned to Trump in 2016, lots of Mela-whatevers could go to Le Pen.

Bone up your french

À Victoire!

No one gives a fuck.

I'm leaving a duplicate tab open just so i can watch it skyrocket when I check back on it

I made a thing

ebin, simbly ebin :DDD

In french your niggers

EN AVANT

very cute user

i like the 3 region long benis it has going on

like how nobody gives a fuck about you lad

dubs confirm skyrocket

Can someone give me a source that Melenchon is associated with this poll. I can't find anything on his Twitter and some news channel said a couple hours ago that he won't endorse anybody.

that's it virgin blue balls
it is also crushing kebabs into blood puddles with its feet

NOUS LE FAISSON

They do not give a flying fuck about sexual scandals. It took a huge feminism and media push to just barely succeed in making prostitution illegal there(for the customers only, not the whores) and its not enforced really. They've had a few politicians be caught in affairs shortly before election and still get reelected.

Sex at a younger age is also common there and is not looked at as harmful. Trying to portray his wife as a pedophile is going to be seen as Americans trying to butt in on their election and cause sympathy for him and his wife.

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kek

WHO COULD IT BE?

filtered
you didn't even check my dubs. shill proven

Thank you, truly. I will be more culturally sensitive next time.

fidf of course

Dubs confirm fidf

yeah it kinda shriveled from what it was at the height of our energy. I made this then

MARINE PRENDEZ MON ÉNERGIE

have this pepe french fags it's all I can give, all my power was expended on the great disappointment that is Trump, I truly hope that should she win Le Pen doesn't turn out the same way, take care of my ancestral home
Dieu le Veut

nice

REMEMBER ELECTION IS RIGGED
ESPECIALLY IN PARIS

http ://www.rtl.fr/actu/politique/election-presidentielle-des-anomalies-constatees-dans-des-bureaux-de-vote-a-paris-7788251639
http ://www.laprovence.com/actu/en-direct/4419675/le-president-du-dernier-bureau-de-marseille-disparait-les-resultats-suspendus.html
http ://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/04/23/presidentielle-en-france-les-affiches-marine-le-pen-absentes-des-bureaux-de-vote-a-letranger
https ://www.marianne.net/politique/500000-cartes-d-electeurs-en-doublon-et-si-la-presidentielle-etait-faussee

Wait I thought Brittany was based druid clay what the fuck are they doing voting for the gluten free pastry!?!

related to the eternal anglos?

Check'em for Frexit

nice. checked

checked
fuck yeah its done my man

Hell yeah. checked

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Everything is winding down for today, but you're holding the line and giving us dubs. Checked!

CHECKED

CHECKED

We just hit the 5 point spread we were aiming for

Checked!

Maybe we should aim for her to reach 58% or so, which is what she was at before the macaroni bots

well fug now we gotta do it. cheggum

How is the count at this hour?

Looking good. Approx 12.06k for Le Pen, 9.89k for macaroni, and it's been stuck at that for a long while now.

Count for the election is around 99%.

by the way, we need Le Pen to be at around 13k votes to hit 58%

nice

top kek that stupid thing looks like a retarded pepe

Jesus.

Goddammit these frogs are slow.
It's like 3AM in France right now.

Must be busy eating baguettes in bed. It's not even 99%, it's 97%.

It's running along and giving the middle finger

It might be close but at least with that amount of votes counted and that spread Fillion is not coming back

It's just how statistics works. There's no chance for Fillion to get to 2nd, unless nearly every single new vote that comes in is for him, which is impossible

PETITION FOR THE FRENCH ANONS
http ://www.mesopinions.com/petition/politique/commission-enquete-resultats-votes-election-presidentielle/29785

Other links:

https ://youtu.be/DlBHIKaBsDY at 1041 2622 2509 1596
https ://twitter.com/G_HerneleFN/status/855829614354157572
https ://twitter.com/BleuAlsace/status/856172065862430720
http ://election-presidentielle.linternaute.com/resultats/resultat-presidentielle-lyon-1er-tour/ville-69123 exactly blank vote

START DUMPING

Find French Social Media/Cultural Circles

I was refering to the Irish, Scots and Welch (britons are celtic) but at this point they are all fucking eternal

oh there will be violence, im certain of it
paris will burn and blood will run in the streets

France is a powder keg right now, unfortunately we on the right are just goddamn pussies when it comes to revolting we don't have the money, the freedom, manpower or communication to do something like that we would simply be snubbed the second we go out to buy bullets however I think a Le Pen win would create mass turmoil in France and the daily riots will start to turn into daily shootings and massacres when people start to throw (even more) moltovs I honestly see civil war and revolts popping up constantly under Le Pen, and who knows maybe it will spread beyond that and at last my brothers the happening in the west will finally fucking happen

it's looking very bad for Le Pen
both Hamon and Fillon voters will be voting for Macron.

I don't understand these pics
it looks like Front National supports muslims at a glance

It fucking bugs me that my first thought is "I want to pet that cat"

I don't blame you, that tail looks amazingly fluffy.

to be fair, I get the feeling that girl is like, 16, and we can't tell any detail from the picture, and that cat does look pretty soft.

we dont even need to flip votes, just demoralize the opposition
call them cucks for muslims
call them cowards
lates pour all the things that have pissed us off about europe in the last years into this

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You guys are all right.

Reposting here because we need strategics.
Judging by this map we should try targeting certain area's. I suggest the Macron ones inside Le Pen land then move to gradually taking Macron land.
We have the spirit on our side, but Macron is viewed as an acceptable centrist, we need to demonize our opponents.
Give him the HIllary treatment. Find as much dirt on him as you can, from any time, and spread it to French groups in social media or real life if possible.
Le Pen just barely came in 2nd. We need to bring down Macron if we are to win.

SIEG HEIL STURMHUND! who's a good boy, go get the jew! go get the rootless banker!

That's what the term patriot is used for. They obviously don't want to use 'nationalism'.

Commies voting for Le Pen depends on them rating gibs (what Marine proposes) higher than identity politics and progressivism (what Macaroni proposes). I'm thinking a lot of these commies will be voting Le Pen and not globalist Macaroni.

Pretend you're a liberal and accuse anyone not voting Le Pen to be sexist.
If they claim it's not about her sex, but policies, counter with "they are just hiding their sexism behind that" and/or "implying that women are stupid and don't know best"

Hmm, I'll try and figure something out.

When is the second round scheduled guys?

Sunday May 7th from 8AM to 7PM GMT

Thanks!

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mmmm sargon had some comments on this but I will let you go dig through jewtube yourself

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