When I was little, my father was famous

Me too

What is he hiding on the screen?

What could be so bad that he doesn't want us to know?

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Anime

Child porn.

hope his other eye swells shut too so he has to blow homeless people in exchange for typing his posts for him

its porn its always porn

speaking from experience tp?

are you retarded?

nyah

THE SCREEN ON HIS LAPTOP DOESN'T WORK SO HES JUST USING THE KEYBOARD FUCKING SHIT SFKHSFKSJFLAMFD

The screen is broken, I'm using the monitor as a screen

I've explained this

still curious as to why the japanese meow has an n at the start.....

no shit, grow a sense of humor user

Thanks TP

Did you punch it

gay

sounds more like you

I mean maybe

Not that I know of

I can't see everything

Good afternoon.

Lol nah, got stepped on at a party in my dorm

Gomenasai, my name is Grim-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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It's literally just Holla Forums

rip
don't have a dorm then

cause cat key holes ^^

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I don't anymore

Order total: $964.93

its not a maybe, it is the concrete truth

good afternoon goggles, having a good day?

fair enough i can accept this

...

But what youre doing now..

i had a monitor like that for a week before i returned it, it's disgusting
keyboard/mouse?

...

Nah its probably Soraka porn.

You're probably right.

What are you trying to say?

Sure

Oh nothing!

im only right when im not left

...

I only use headphones....like....only.

I have a mouse and my keyboard is literally the shitiest but it will do for now

good job

Maybe it's the shitty elastic job

This has been riveting conversation

Are you calling me gay?

I'm always right.

“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.”

how are you all today?

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That's politics

Something bothering you?

Could you not.

It's been very.. eh.

(n)

...

;n;

i can do what i want, i can even bring in some more high schoolish shit if you'd like

You could at least quote Jerry Heller

I dunno is something bothering you?

I would never. What gave you that idea?~

yes indeed

davai davai

try it old sport

ky

Yes. Maybe. I don't know.

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early

you know what it means?

it means you only got in queue because lexi stopped me

: ^ )

cheater

it means come on/let's go

???

I got the hint when you called me gay.

worrying

I said no such words and demand proof

If you don’t like it you can get on with it, I said,
Others can pick and choose if you can’t.
But if Albert makes off, it won’t be for lack of telling.
You ought to be ashamed, I said, to look so antique.
(And her only thirty-one.)
I can’t help it, she said, pulling a long face,
It’s them pills I took, to bring it off, she said.
(She’s had five already, and nearly died of young George.)
The chemist said it would be alright, but I’ve never been the same.
You are a proper fool, I said.
Well, if Albert won’t leave you alone, there it is, I said,
What you get married for if you don’t want children?

except for when you arent?

blyat

remove the spaces from your lenny face

oh? can it get any better now or is it too late?

i don't know what the fuck i'm doing in league btw but Im a fuckboy what do I know

buy me a $200k server pls

...

whatever happened to manwhore?

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

its not

dude what the fuck is that filter lol

why doesn't he just shed his skin?

:^­)

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I was talking to someone about it earlier but it's 'meh' now.

Still plenty of sunshine left.

I'm not sure. I didn't really take you for a fuckboy.

nyah nyah nyah

Take the hinges off

Put them in the fuccboi's hand

what for? i'll tell the IT department

Search your feelings and you'll find it to be true.

No because 3 lefts make a right.

Shut up, fuccboi.

I'm not.

You smart
You loyal

I was gonna say something last night but you feel asleep.

saying fuckboy unironically is soooo corny ^^

i wish squash was black so i wouldnt feel bad about wanting him dead

I prefer the term "heterosexually challenged"

oh good! i hope it does look up for you then, hopefully before the day is out at that

if you turn at a perfect angle each time..... if you go down a path shaped like an 8 youd still be stuck in the first circle of it

tfw not a fuckboy
is this s a good or a bad thing?

my servers i run locally

lets see your boypussy

I'm sorry to here that.
Maybe you can one day overcome your disability.

Not even gender can stop my female penis.

Thats a risk i'm willing to take.

You havn't been on in a while.

Me too.

"here that" :3

I think this has strayed a bit

I've been a little busy lately.

Or maybe it hasn't strayed enough.

smooth as fuck game tbh

Oh okay

gay

i'll show mine if you show yours~

I started teaching again so I won't be around as much.

Committing Sudoku.

godspeed little buddy

is something specific messing with your night?

No no, I think were lost enough

done

^^

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Hello.

Alright.

Yeah, it's not something I want to talk about with anyone, though.

Cute. I like the left one.

Hes not real.

Why?

thats not ACTUALLY fucking wish is it

No.

ye

i made that edit

I dont wanna be lost

bort

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Wasn't Bernkastel Rika in that game?

doubted it
wouldve explained why grims boner for him is so strong though

Look up, gullible is written on your ceiling.

why this

ur waifu >.>

aaaayy

You're not lost when you're with me.

what day is it?

stranger danger

Exactly.

you asked for this

Who might you be?

they surrendered right before ours got locked in

rofl

Seacats a faggots.

What?

i did not
at least i think i didn't

rifk umineko

2d cutie

secret weapons^^

Bernkastel was herself
Although people like to think she has relation to Rika, theres none

Woah

seacats
umi neko
its a meme

Oh, cool. How have you been?

Because when you're with me you're at home.

Not if im on phone

I never actually played Umineko.
I just watched all of the Higurashi shit and remember someone saying that.

No even then.

Pretty nice and good, had the past few days off, been a lil bored... What's up with you mm?

Its good, but horribly long
Bern also does the "Niipah" once but its a joke thing

Dont be all sweet on me now

Arjuna what is a good video game?

I want one when you run into the tenements and kill people like Wooley and yell "hey hey hey".

There a game like this?

no it isn't????

*meme face*

Same old stuff I guess.

Bored, lonely, etc. *shrugs*

I kinda want to put in a vacation request but then I'd just be exacerbating the problem. Did you do anything fun with the time off?

aight then you bitch ass ho.

I didn't like you anyways

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Come cuddle me, Elma.
I'll make you not so lonely.

The fanon version of Battler is pretty hilarious and about the only reason I'd play it.

Thanks for the offer but I'll politely decline.

Ignore Squash; he'll just make you literally be a dog.

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Fucking owlfuckers.

My man

It's fine.
Gilligan likes to be my only hound.

Dear god no.
Pride is the only defining trait of me.

No, thats worse!!

The way he is in fanon is the way he is naturally, hes great

current mood

M-master .////./

I have nothing to compare it to since I didn't play any of it but he's like a likable moron and dense at all the right moments.

"here i'll q top again to git gud"
whatever tho i'm in a skype call with the guy

Learn to share my love.
I can always just chain you in the yard again.

thats fair, well things tend to get better at some point no matter what

so edgy

I don't want your love to begin with.

what? I can't please you

*unzips dick*

God doesn't real

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i'll cuddle you squish

I have been feeling a lil lonely too I wish I had a roommate

And A little bit! I went out to lunch with some ppl at a Thai place yesterday... Work is bearable I hope?

...

...

Is Arjuna doing some gay gaming tournament thing?

Also sup nez.

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hi user

I forgot who Cradily is.

I found thai food to be very underwhelming.

Roommates are okay I guess.

Thai food is good. I think one we had around here reopened recently. Do they do "Thai iced tea" with the coconut milk there?

Work is whatever. I'm about ready to move on from there if it keeps going the way it has been though. He kinda traps you in with what he pays is the problem with that though. At least I get 2 days off now I guess :/

god hates fags

google.com/search?q=cradily&biw=1366&bih=659&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwicu5WvxbDMAhWK4iYKHdPiCuMQ_AUIBigB

A shitty Pokemon

what about bisexuals?

half hate?

Evening youngblood.

Oh. I always chose the Claw Fossil in RSE.

Agreed.
The archaeopteryx or Rampardos are the only decent fossil Pokemon.

how are you?

I flourish. Gonna travel soon. Been neglecting it far too long.

How you living?

mango salad is very good tho^^

did u try that hm?

when you finally get a job you really like and that pays you well you will enjoy way way more having worked crappier jobs before it!

i don't know I wish I looked st their drink menu more I only had a coke... Super unadventurous lol

Those are both shit in competitive

Aerodactyl is viable with its mega and Kabutops can work on certain teams

/turbonerding

where are you headed?

i'm okey

X or y for new 3ds pokes???????

because dota players are better than league players
lmao

nah i think they're chill

y

I'm talking about just PvE type play.
Favorite Pokemon overall is probably Scizor.

Eh... Not really ¬_¬"

X. Xerneas > Yveltal

Same.

Oh. In that case, all fossil pokemon are good

old GPU:
3DMark GPU Score:2510

new GPU:
3DMark GPU Score:10370

My GPU score: garbage/10

Out and about. Will give you an after action report.

Also will take pics! No war shit. The good Lord knows I love to travel.

You fucking faggot answer this poast!

That's a good point. I wonder when that might happen.

I know that feel. Eating anything is kinda like a new experience now so I've just been doing my standard boring foods when I get around to eating.

Sigh. I kinda wish I didn't throw away my Chinese food now.

you don't like gays?

Almost all of them are garbage stats wise with such poor typing, too.
The designs were just above average for the series. Shieldon and Cradily being the only truly shitty looking ones.

my adc hasn't heard bad to the bone

i'm only close to god, i'm not him though

sorry didn't see

store.steampowered.com/app/341940/

Not really. Their typing is fine in most cases, except maybe that ice/rock one that's just.... just awful

hope you enjoy your travels :)

o-okay

The defense orientated ones tend to have a glaring 4x weakness or just weaknesses to all the major offensive types.
The offensive ones tend to have a type that has poor coverage and need a gimmick to work.

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nerds

why??

its such a tasty mix of fresh and crunchy tho!

what type of foods do u like ?

If all my friends of X would I better off getting Y? So I can catch pokes they can't ?

Throwing away left overs ;__;

Has ur normal eating routine been disrupted elms ?

I'm going to give you a swirly.

And the offensive ones had shit coverage because most Pokemon did up until like Gen 5-6. Like Kabutops can do so much with basically it's 2 STAB moves and Low Kick

Seafood mostly and anything japanese.

pokemon nerds are worse than league nerds

It wasn't even leftovers yet when I threw it away. Pretty sure the crab rangoon bag was still stapled even.

Nah, just generally don't like to.

Call me when you're here.

Don't you like both?

*its

Nah, it's not like you can't easily get those Pokemon via WiFi. And Yveltal would get destroyed by Xerneas if you picked Y and wanted to battle your friends with X

IM NOT A FUCKKEN NERD

I like playing Pokemon that I like.

At least we don't want to fuck the Pokemon

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Whoops.
I was talking about competitive there.
I think most are even NU.

You have a 700 dollar statue of a character that you won't even jizz on, nerd.

Wait. Why?

Ill take the previous order of normality

Hmm I guess normally yes, but hes actually really smart, but a lovable pervert. You should read it

>>>Holla Forums

Are you sure?

Oh. Well yeah, in competitive they're horribly subpar, aside from the outliers I mentioned and maybe one or two I'm forgetting

We get it; no one is responding to you.

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Like this?> am I doing it right?

that just means I like her that much
doesn't make me a nerd

probably

Whole world is blind.

CSRF motorola response. rifk.

youtube.com/watch?v=dPyWy1p77sg

I will! Thank you!

It was the opposite of my typical answer to a physical threat over the internet.

Nerd.

fepfepfepfepfep

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA

:3

Ach I've felt that way before sometimes it can feel like a real chore eating... You must nom to survive tho!

That seems to be questionable at this point.

Thats not 100%

skype call mood

Any of you fucking faggots drink?

Except for nez and Arjuna. Don't drink. This shit is bad for you.

I'm not a weeabo for liking japanese food.
It's like somone who likes indian or chinese foods.

you promised to stop back then!

Don't worry I won't be starting anytime soon nigga

And my liver thanks me for it

THIS IS MY FETISH

Sometimes

EXECUTION WITHOUT A TRIAL

WAR GOD

LIGHT AND LOVE.

TAKE ME TO WORLD INSIDE YOUR EYES NIGGA

:3

Well, I know most of the Metroid canon by heart so..

aren't you nerdy about that musicmaking stuff?

...

It can be sorta fun to feel in charge of your body, like, if you stop eating you can make yourself feel a certain way and almost start to like it

I dunno shit crazy

Sometimes but not rly

Hmm OK X it is, can't wait to catch some shinies ^^

but mix that with your waifu love and image board posting

you are weeb

Um, no. I haven't had any of that since like November and when I did have it used it 2 times. Just like my tv and ps4 bullshit. Like all I have is 4 blank walls and my bed and clothes now.

wat

I think thats something a nerd would say.

loooooooool

I don't nerd out about it unless someone asks me about the history though
being a lowkey nerd is ok

you sold it?

I haven't watched anime for over 6 months.

whenever our calls hit 4hours20mins he always hits his bong
legit been hearing this guy sound like he's drowning for 5years now on skype almost every day

What else was I supposed to do with it?

Like how no one knows i'm gay IRL.

you know I don't smoke weed but I don't care if people smoke it or drink alcohol or whatever

but smoking weed or drinking every single day is just addictive

glances at csgo hours

Spy did you ever think that from where general Suharto was sitting he could see a little bit further down the road than your father could?

give it away s:

doesn't that ruin the point of being gay
if you can't gay on people
I don't even know anymore
2tired

brb

I knew.

New to

If I ever get a DS again I'll play with you, I have Alpha Sapphire and maybe X

Sometimes it's fun to feel hungry is all I meant I wasn't vry clear heh

oic any particular reason?

I've gayed people before though.

you know nothing goggles snow.

*neato

...

Are you retarded?

Nothing is free, Grim.

Oh.

Yeah, I dunno. I just kinda skip over that part to I guess.

I think I might be depressed again or something lol

to me, a perfect world is probably a really boring world for you..

I think the world is perfect the way it is.

I don't want to it to stop.

youtube.com/watch?v=p4429AFjAFE

Years ago

I am sorry

Which thing were you even talking about?

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Yup all perfect

I thought you were bi but you're just gay.

Can anybody link me some good acoustic music?

Been feeling the chill lately

Check your steam

The one you were talking about on amazon? Idk
Sorry for being dumb

wat

the one what?! A when would even help at this point.

used to get told i looked like Lucas when my hair was blonde
rip blonde

he's only kind of addicted should hear him when he tries to quit
he makes bank off the stuff though
i'd dab if any of the chill people were close

yeah i will probably tomorrowit's only been a week lol

RIFK PROTO1 DEVOUT ANTICOMMUNIST

FUCK ALL PARTY MEMBERS/

LOVE FOR LUHUT PANDJAITAN

youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4

Sweeeettt yeah I lOve 3ds but I never use the 3D part >.>

New smash bros is fun

aaaaahhh that's so shit, I hope u start feeling better... I take anti depressants every day and have for years

try more or less drugs! Whichever makes more sense

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw

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STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=yub2tPUhhEw

honestly yo I know that there aren't any side effects really to weed but if you smoke it everyday for many many years, something will go wrong

It had bunch of buttons on it. Idr when

youtu.be/da-EtU2UdTw

who are you and why should I not filter you

nice, listening now.
pretty good so far

on queue, thanks

C:

Hey spy you do know that I love you right?

And after after I wandered the land of the dead for 200 years I hope I see your face?

...

He's like the only person talking to you, for one.

I think I just need a friend.

Ugh.

Good night.

Oh, that thing? Yeah, that was like 9 months ago and it was the wrong thing entirely so yeah, I sold it.

I sell everything that I buy because I end up uninterested in it after a short period of time. I told you I can't into fun.

Anyway, night.

10x

Hmm, OK..
Sleep well.

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...

Now kiss!

nini elma hope you start feeling better

phew, back home now.

yeah but we're young and stupid, living in the moment

Mordin. You know I tried to be your friend

But it feels like you have rebuffed me for some reason

dang this is really good

it's cool too how you can see the wear on his guitar face from his tapping/beats

nice link

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Where from

SHEWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The soup kitchen stays open late these days.

grocery store.

wat? ._.

Huh? How? I haven't.

I want to lie on the floor with luka and feel like garbage with them

iT WAS A FUCKING CASINO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

RIP LASAGNA

youtube.com/watch?v=wdM8xrgdZpQ

Watchu got?

Just general lack of interest beyond the hi how are you

You would feel the universe.

well that was an easy decision

meme arrow face goes here

okariin

yes but we need to be aware of future consequences.....pretty basic stuff

eh this was okay man, I'm just not a huge fan of female singers usually

Don't let Mordin hurt your feelings grim >.>

Why are you user tonight

Feeling pretty lonely tn, 10x

Me atm

this is soothing, thank you

Well fine, you don't even deserve Yes anyway

Well what would you like to talk about? I have a positive opinion of you, I don't dislike you or find you particularly uninteresting.

Oh.

YOU TOOK TOO LONG DAMN IT

So I can fall asleep or get incredibly distracted in the middle of posting and it wouldn't be noticed.

I was listening to them in order!

bard's song was long but good

eat some lasanga :)

shepard is a casino?

parisian pizza
tater tots/fries
18 pack eggs
mtn dew the do 2L
.99 cent arizona

and yes, Yes was good. very good.

Suave

Eh, nothing on my mind atm. Soz

oak rin? ._.

aaaaayy you can chat w ur friends on steam nd stuff!

text your bffs ^^

luka buy some healthy stuff besides just eggs!

new

He is incapable of that

so, i used to know some of you... and im kinda really lonely tonight... so hi, and stuff...

Hi Kitt

yes

but i have

good I try

no wait I like girls

There is a new thread

oh hey waffles~ long time no see, how're things with you?

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