When I was little, my father was famous

When I was little, my father was famous
He was the greatest samurai in the empire
And he was the Shogun's decapitator
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords
It was a bad time for the empire
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out
People said his brain was infected by devils
My father would come home, he would forget about the killings
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him
Maybe that was the problem
Then, one night, the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house
They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't
That was the night everything changed...

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early af etc

or

Pink eye: Who The Fuck Even Knows

Fucking 10/10 lol

...

I see that.

kinda hope desu's swelling is actually cancer and he dies

tfw just a surfing, fire dancing, farm boy who was forced to move away from the dream

Go shoot up the nearest white man camp.