Just got the Fatal1ty motherboard. …a-am I cool yet, Holla Forums?

I bet you don't even have a network card

Not true, he'll definitely beat them out in weight gain.

I bet you don't even have the case, noob.

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Imagine being this dude.

Imagine only being good at one game. The fucking best at that one game. Except no one plays it any more, and no one cares.

What does he do for money? Just the occasional sponsorship? There isn't much money in that when you haven't really been in the competitive scene for like 10 years.

i agree with woman face
wtf

What would women know about technology?

He was only good at Quake. And no one gives a shit about Quake anymore.

she instinctively knows that's too many pluggers to plug with her wom sense

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This can't be real.

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No, but rest assured that you now belong with the herd

sweden/10

There's no convenient velcro butt flap to let in all the diversity.

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Holy shit my sides are in orbit.

0/10

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What a fucking sellout

0/10 would not purchase

Agreed. Needs a shit flap

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He should post in the 4am threads, assuming he doesn't already.

So are you going to be ROFLSTOMPING NEWBIES™ as Bastion in overwatch? If yes then you are cool.

Ah man, someone gone and triggered me. Ok, I get it, he sold out, but the whole "HE WAS ONLY GOOD IN QUAKE" is 100% bullshit that you probably decided to mindlessly parrot because you're to stupid to come up with your own opinions.

esportsearnings.com/players/1139-fatal1ty-johnathan-wendel/results-by-game

That's right, 7 games over 7 years, with at least one first place finish in five of them. Most games don't last that long and most "pro gamers" last even less. Sure, they were all arena shooters, but how many people can say they've been a top level player in 7 fucking games.

And while we're on the subject, can you really blame the man for selling out? Esports are a notoriously shaky source of income and even several hundred thousand dollars isn't going to last forever. I bet you'd sell out in a fucking second if given the opportunity. Unfortunately, I don't think anyone is looking to sign a basement dwelling neet with a bad case of acne.

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holy shit, Fatal1ty brand still exists

welcome to the club

So what? I didn't post the link because "look at all the money he made." It's to refute the premises placed forward. Not that you'd know anything about things like "premise" and "refute." Now go think up some more green text and find a smug chinese girl cartoon to go with it– you'll fit in one of these days.

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my nigga, that would be the coolest thing

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Triggered

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i bought a fatality branded creative headset about 10 years ago because it was cheap
it was brilliant, light, comfy, tuned for bass, clear boom mike, and is still working today
I still have no idea who this fatality nigger is

It says "80 port USB charging board".

I think it's not actually useful as a USB port, it's strictly for charging stuff. Probably just plugs into the wall or something.

Get #GAMERFOOD
www.teamgamerfood.com

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I was thinking the same thing. I was hoping it was from a porn video where the asian got banged from behind while she tries to a build a PC. However, it would be one of those porn fetishes where the girls don't acknowledge they're having sex and pretend like nothing is happening. Opening the picture ruined my fantasy.

fresh OC

Huh? Then what is that one in the pic?

isn't that hot, dont be a pussy

Dude knows how to make money from video games. Good for him.

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for some reason I just want to punch this annoying bastard's face off

No, you're a faggot and he is too.

Anybody got that vid of the bitch shoving computer components up her pooz?