Boring thread for boring people

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Whats the occasion even?

Do food, no drink.

His granny just wants him to end up with his ass pounded in prison by Tyrone.

he can do it

My grandma is like me
She honestly doesn't give a fuck
I'm not gonna say she drinks and drives all the time but she does do it occasionally

Give that nigga a bone

Saying no to my grandma feels rude

I know but you have to really weigh your options.

You have a pair of kintama, fucking use them to say no

who do i look like? grim?

Jesus, this is cringe-worthy to read.

bro you have admitted your cocklust for people like echo

dont even start

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echo was an isolated incident

*cringes*

faggot

d'aaaaaaw

how come i get the faggot and luka gets the d'aaaaaw

You made the right choice.

Get a job.

AT LEAST IM NOT 4 FEET TALL

My grandmas friends are over
There are loads of alcohol and good food
She's the kind of person to spoil her friends and wants everyone to have a good time

2late

I ain't really tripping since I can ask for a ride from my coworker who lives a couple of blocks away

But I'd rather drive cause if I leave early I can go whenever I want rather than waiting for my coworker when he gets off

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Do you never get tired of being like that and wanting to take stuff seriously for once?
If some 60+ lady can't understand the notion of wanting to actually look out for yourself and not fucking your life up, then I don't even know.

Why?

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suck it up and drink some agua

Time for bed
nini

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You're going to rightfully end up wrapped around a tree someday.

Silly gaijin.

Hey.

Have fun in prison.

You turn 24 this year, this is not the time to get peer pressured by old ladies.

LOL

bye

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stares at t-shirt

*hugs*

if we drink together, there's a good chance of it happening now

The fact that you're scolding me turns me the fuck on for some reason

Keep doing it

I guess Imma hit up my coworker since I kinda am having fun talking to these old ladies about life and shit while sipping on a beer

I have a Plan B Grim
Diajoubu
I'm not THAT irresponsible

Nigga I only had 2 drinks and they aren't even strong
I can easily say no now
I just wanted to enjoy one or two with my grandma

God I love it when you do that

County Jail*

SHUT UP!

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You really think I'd let you pick me up?

Quality OP post

Maybe there is hope for this community

*hugs*

yay freinds!

Say hi to your cool gran for me.

yay anime!

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You got your EBT today?

I really hope luka kills himself soon

Literally every short girl I've known, I always done that too.
Even my 5'3" mother.

Who said you could stop?

Come on guys don't bully luka..

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this faggot

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

I slipped a cookie in your back pocket while we were hugging

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;~;
#nobully

*hug*

luka's garbage
we're just trying to make sure he gets taken out

eat more vegetables faggot

My onee-chan isn't helping either lmao

hhehe that tickles..

It happened to me a few times in high school. It wasn't funny.

Ha.

Haha.

I only eat fresh fruits, vegetables and meats... I miss TV dinners and fast food..

#MoreThanMean

We should fund a kickstarter to buy Luka some rope and a chair or maybe even some helium

luka have you ever tried jamming a fork into a power socket?

might be fun right?

Like, it's best to just walk up behind them while they were talking to someone, places my hands atop their head with my palms down, and resting my chin on top of my hands while grinning like an idiot.
It always would end with an elbow to my stomach.

Stop.

so he can sound like a girl with his last breaths?

If "Países Bajos" is the Netherlands, I actually got that.

Kinda bored now that I can't play vidya

wat do?

cookies are yummy!
:D

:O

:)

Who Team Luka Kill Yourself here?

It is
Congrats Fortune
Ur smort

You're as bad as Luka at this point

I'm willing to pay Grim 300 dollars to find you irl and beat you up
Maybe even rape you if he's into that

Hey luka ever try drinking bleach ? I heard it tastes like a subway sub go try it

we can make this a movement

awoooooooooovement

You can be nice to Luka

We should e-date

Luka feeds off negativity.
It nourishes them.

Watch a movie.

She won't be able to beat me up, trust me

*gives suggestion*

i'm not good enuf ;~;

do you get your nourishment from the vital nutrients inside dog's assholes

yeeee
Does it mean like "low lands" or something?

listen to music and read

No. I get mine from canine spunk.

Even the people he thinks are his friends don't like him

You're both 30 year old dudes pretending to be lesbians on the internet.
You're perfect for each other.

-holds your hand- you are

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:)

Already doing that

gues I'll find a deadpool torrent

th-thanks ._.

reading is for nerds

but I will look for music

Aren't you in the same boat?

too many people itt to bully. i can't focus

r u calling me a nerd?

Probably from here but not overall

how?

Pick the largest target.

fluffy ears!

You are a good person

you're nice and i like nice people

CHII IS NOT HERE

I'll have to take your word for it.

Meows are cuter

Well played.

I like nerds

they're cute

-pets-

i try to be at least...

you've got the wrong filename there pal

Me too!

*snuggles* nya~

moar! :D

Do these glasses make me look like a dork?

Who are you even?

isn't that someone from lewd

nezi pls

BLEGH

I'd change something about that hair but the glasses aren't terrible

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it's ur faec

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Is that the one who likes dunsel ? I have a picture of his ass if u want it

yes and yes

It looks like your head was squished by a rubber band.

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It took me two seconds to realize that was a sharpie.

In that time I felt such horror.

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thread is becoming comfyer

I have a bunch of pics of lewd posters

Sucks that large men will never be able to look as good as large women

...what.

mandy are you here

is that him

You're a wizard harry

We can trade poster nudes
i have a bunch myself

( heart emoji ) .jpg

Got mine?

later in game

Dunno?

i only have dank fortune MEMES
not nudes

you are him

Good, good.

Whelp, no posting in this thread for me then

Hah. Hahahahahahah. Hahaha. Hah. Hah. No.

Ebin

Does Boo have my nudes?

I object!

memes

Cookie! Sorry I didn't make it back. Taco emergency.

deleted them after i heard about the dog thing
their value became negative

good thing there aren't any lewds of me, I'm pure and innocent

You're always mean to me but I'm glad you're nice to luka

-kisses you on the lips-

it's almost like you want them posted.

Did we know each other before that got out?

He probably cries himself to sleep every night thinking about how he'll never be your dog.

brb
fun video games.

Yo Sabs, good timing.
No sorry for not making it back.
If you can say sorry, you made it back.

nice one

Oh, Gilligan.
You're the only dog I need.

i cant believe you dont remember our complex and ancient history and relationship

Didn't you post a pug or something?
That's all I can remember from then.

ow...

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I tried to pull out my own tooth but the roots are still lost in there somewhere

No thanks.

Yeah, can you spoiler that?
That's gross as shit.

It wasn't an offer.

yo that's fucked up af fam

you are fucking insane

what in your mind made you think it would be a remotely good idea to try to remove one of your teeth?

Dear god that is horrifying

What is wrong with you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?????????????????????????

Whoa, good camera.

TIL I have a tooth fetish

What the fuck is wrong with you

another one

all tumbling down tumbling down

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What the fuck LOL
that's it for the day man holy shit
fuck me

LOL LUKA

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shit was gnarly

it was bugging me

got rid of all the outside tooth, but I'm sure some is still ther under the gum line

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Nobody wants to see that shit, Erin.

damn that reply value

[comfort]

Become a woman older than me and I would say yes.

THIS
IS
YOUR
BRAIN
ON
METH

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But yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Have fun with an infection and shit.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS

this is the normal effect yan has on women

Give me a few years and some HRT.

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I'm only mean to you because you called me fat repeatedly in the past and told me to kill myself

♥

but Im a fuckboy what do I know

obvs

I just fucking ate dude

Fuck

how am i supposed to be an interesting poster when we have people here that pull their fucking teeth out

The good news is if you keep your mouth closed you can eat the same food a second time.

I was and am still eating

ur such a girl~

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Solicit nudes or do drugs on cam.

Holy shit, somebody literally rips their tooth out and you make it about you.

Shut. The fuck. Up.

like man i dont know about you but when i have a toothache my first thought isnt to rip it out

tbh

I'm sorry I can't pretend to have a vagina like everyone else.

Is it "go to the dentist" because you're a normal, functioning human?

You're so helpful Test

No, you're just oblivious

Why be interesting in a thread for boring people.

At least our tombstones will read "never pretended to be a girl on the internet".

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Drug money or dentist money.
Can't have it all.

For the same reason you'd be boring in a thread full of interesting people

*cackling*

i'll buy the tooth if you throw in lewds

No fucking thanks

it hurts

good luck I took 16mg diclazepam, and am far too messed up to give a shit about pain

I also have amnesia which is like bonjela on steroids

pic related, tools, and some of the pieces of tooth I managed not to lose

Apathy?

Get fucking help.

Like, a LOT of help.

God in heaven.

Touche.

This isn't some Romeo and Juliet shit nor will we share one since we're not an item.

amnesia? anbesol*

I feel like they just want attention at this point.
Would they stop fucking themselves up if we ignored them?

CHIIIII

MOOOOOOGS

MY FRAGILE EYES ARE BURNING

If that's your reason, sure

why would we want them too?

More laughing at the proposed epitaph.

yes.

christ im just imagining there is a hole in my gum where there is supposed to be a tooth fucking christ

No.

Probably not.

Sure, why not.

It isn't even funny anymore.
It's just...ew.

Fuck.
Also you have missed some hilarious PvP shit.

watching some mentally deranged HRT-damaged trap mutilate themselves is hilarious

I had dream of naked tryndamere send help

do you actually think you idiots are so special people would pull teeth for you

no, you fool, nice delusions of grandiosity tho.

I did it because the tooth was broken for years, and another little bit snapped off when I was eating a sandwich, and I was like fuck it, let's see if we can just get the whole thing gone over and done with

It will be a testament to our character in the future.

What about when your wisdom teeth were extracted?

shhh we're watching erin unravel

oshiete oshiete yo

as long as you guise knit her back together afterwards

DON'T SCROLL UP NERU

SAVE YOURSELF

erin pls be trolling ;____;

to look into the abyss.

Go to a dentist.

My character is already in tatters.

They are still in there. I really should get that done, though.

you really have to step up your erin game now

If this were a movie I'd think she was possessed

Ripping teeth out of your head is a classic movie possessed person move

Not your best linking?
I'm going to bed, gotta wake early, yuck.
Goodnight.

Why are you linking me?

This thread though.

Just go get it done

I had all 4 taken out with local anesthesia and only needed regular ibuprofen after

MY SHINY TEETH THEY TWINKLE

JUST LIKE THE STARS IN SPACE

I'm a little dizzy.

I still enjoy that song.

Post your teeth.

No?

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aa I do not feel nnnn about medical stuffs though even if this is pretty bootleg medical stuffs

I's abouts to bed reading thrads and stuffs while tootbhrush

Inever had to pull any stuff

I will see about that. I've just always been worried about 1) pain and 2) the shit i am liable to say while loopy from whatever that shit is they put you on

It's a good one.

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You didn't keep the ones they took out?

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Good night, Cookie. I'll try to bug you tomorrow.

Because phone. Sorry.

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Okay

Pain was minimal for me, and I was never loopy. Just don't have them put you under

No, that's weird as fuck man

I realized I said that like an asshole.
I wasn't annoyed nor are mislinks a big thing.
Don't apologize.

I've kept everything surgically removed from me.

it aches a little, imma take the rest of my benzos

it runs the risk of me being it a total mess when my doctor calls, I will potentially miss the call altogether

but eh

I ain't losing sleep over an asshole tooth

also if pulling my tooth out makes the think ima danger to myself I might have to spend a while in hospital, so sorry if I don't see has any time soon.

later xx

Don't brush your teeth like this.

does the carpet match the drapes?

it's probably going to hurt like fuck when you wake up you know.

lol sabrina that was fortune

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So it turns out this girl looking thing I could've swore was a guy is actually a girl

She just wants to look like a guy, she binds, and tries to make her voice sound deep

Is this like a reverse trap or something

there's no "maybe" here. you've already hurt yourself

it's been nice knowing you, I'll miss you. Goodbye Erin.

Oh it definitely will

I broke my two front teeth once, it was excruciating. Exposed roots are horrible

Probably.
Or a FtM.

kbye

Baby teeth or do you have implants now?

That WASN'T a guy??!?!

There's other things too.

Agender. Gender fluid. Other "non-binary" stuff, and what have you.

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My front adult teeth, I have some kind of synthetic thing going on now

No implants, just on top of what's left of the tooth

Those aren't even real.

Oh, a crown.

Kind of? I don't remember them being called that, but they're similar

You could make a case that it's about as legitimate as transgenders.

Call me a bigot, but I honestly only recognize male and female.
Nothing against the people that identify as something else, but that's just what I think.

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personally I just got to the point where I wanted to pain to stop as I couldn't bear it anymore, and I didn't care how it stopped

BITCH GOT A PENIS
BITCH GOT A PENIS

Test is actually kinda right
Probably cause that fag goes on tumblr or some shit

She claims to be a nonbinary

I kinda wanna trigger her and be like that isn't an actual gender

lmao nah bruh
We were talking yesterday and I found this shit out

What in the fuck is a nonbinary?
Is that another thing tumblr came up with?

this so hard

And yet here you are.

feel better soon

the molars are the worst

its normal squash

all personalities are either masculine or feminine down to a very primal degree

there's no way to hide it

Soto linked my post.

Yes. Yes it is.

It just means they "don't identify" as male or female.

Cause, ya know, your gender is all about what you BELIEVE IT IS these days.

Well if you know what binary is I suppose you can figure out what nonbinary is. Binary is either 1 or 0. As in "is it male? (1) is it female (0)".

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Full implants have none of the original tooth left.
Crown means anything where the original tooth is the functional base of it, including veneers.

WOW TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT.

Do it.
Bully the faggot for me.

ye I managed to just pack my shit and leave.
it was hard though

Well, more the idea that there are whatever number of "other genders".
I wouldn't base it off personalities.
We do have butch lesbians after all.

That doesn't sound like something I would do

please don't come back

Huh, interesting

I thought it was a girl when I met her but the pics made me rethink it

That's not very open-minded of you :|

Veneers, that's the one

im not saying their defined to the gender youre born with you slack jawed idio

why am i even trying to explain things to a dogfucker

Would you say it's bad though?

You missed my point then.

lol what

One of my lower incisors has the back of it shattered and I will have to get the same for it.
Just something I'm curious about for that reason but is there anything "weird" about them?

I love this gif

If someone were to genuinely accuse me of bigotry it would be funny. It makes me sound a lot more hateful when I just don't give a shit.

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uguu as fuck bro

Wow
That's fucking stupid
That just seems like so much work just to prove a stupid point that you aren't either gender

Gee thanks Mordin, I thought I felt stupid enough
Thanks for making me feel retarded

There's an 83% chance I will say something that will trigger her at a convention when Im drunk

She called herself a power bottom
I was like thats a gay term right?
So it probably has a dick

Bigot.

I'll remember you every time I post it

I love you

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We've talked about this prior and came to the conclusion we're similar in how we view them: don't think they're real and don't give a shit.

Do you guise like my kurisumasu card I did for an user on /a/?

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Call yourself whatever.

It's just a label.

We have such elaborate concepts of selves.

We all probably do a hundred things a day people a few centuries ago would have found unnatural.

You're more likely to get depressed the more outcast you are,
but it's when a label defines who you are when it becomes a problem.

You still need to be yourself.

socially, probably not.
socially, philosophically, and psychologically? yes.

(´・ω・`)

I've had them since middle school so I'm very much used to them

Anything more specific?

A power bottom is like someone that likes to be on bottom but take control I think

I'm not well versed in this shit

You're gonna carry me

thief.

It's only closed minded if I didn't openly entertain the idea before.

Don't put your hopes on me!

Careful or your pantsu might be next

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Who adopted Keene?

And did you come up with a good excuse for your prejudice?

most awks hug ever

I kind of typed of a text wall then decided against it.
Nah, it's just a feel thing. I'm paranoid about me being able to notice it's fake and causing me to fuck with it with my tongue constantly because it feels off.

I'm not very good at hugs

Didn't get them enough as a kid

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That's the sort of shit I'd save for life, lol.

That's the problem. Labels have meaning. They're not just so you can better define yourself, it's so people know how to define you in their mind. And some people just throw the labels out the window. They can go right ahead and do that. But other people are going to put those labels right back on them. Because that's how we define people.

If I were to declare myself a cricket a sane man would laugh or be worried for me, because I'm clearly not a cricket. And maybe it's harmless. But it's wrong.

It's prejudice if I advocate against it.
I simply do not adhere to the idea of more than 2 genders. It could be lack of understanding, or lack of contemplation.

But simply put it is only my thoughts on gender.

If it's good, you can play with it all you want

I remember it always feeling natural tho

OooOOOk ish bedtim nana

I'm a Tonka truck

Do you have preferred pronouns?

tfw ian will never hug you

The issue that bugs me most about that in regards to trans people is that even acknowledging them as trans is somehow wrong.
Like holding a distinction between woman and transwoman is innately true but it's always presented as in and of itself a bigoted act.
When it's just a logical separation.

Ah, fair enough.
Seems I'll have it done then.

The truth can be so painful.

Gay Male Term. Dominant Bottom. While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex.

I sent out like 5
That green one was the one I worked the hardest on since it was my main /ss/ I also bought him a Mio Honda figure from AmiAmi and drew on a trap doujin and sent him that too lmao

We use different labels for different situations.

Sure, they may have male genitalia, but WHO are they?

Some labels infer a little, some labels infer hardly anything at all.

Language is malleable.

Humans, less so.

Use whatever label is appropriate for the occasion.

I object to the 'I only acknowledge 2 official genders' thing, though.
There's really no point to it, besides from personal preference and what you got used to growing up.
Gender IS a social construct, but perhaps it needn't be enforced by tradition and confusion.

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Lol fuck that

Never say never

It's nice to have a full tooth, and you shouldn't be able to tell the difference between it and a real tooth

Yeah so like idk how that translates to a girl

Not really
but calling me Tonkya makes me feel sexy.

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I'm a train irl

A train wreck maybe.

hey-ooooo

Someone shoop ikt's dong as a train.

There are not 'two ethereal genders' that transcend time and space.

We are just meat-sacks, covered in flesh, with bones, blood, and neurons.

Some of us can produce sperm, some of us have eggs.

At no point does the social idea of gender come into play.

Sex characteristics? Certainly. But not gender. It makes it simpler, but I'm saying it needn't be.

hellooooo SuBTLE

I know. I call him Cookie. :3

Beep beepp
I'm a Jeep

You are turning social semantics into an existential argument.

Would it not also be bigotry to deny me my school of thought?

Yeah thats what Im saying
kinda why I assumed it was a dude

shoop it as the Shinkansen

sup bae

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(subtle)
♥

i won two games i a row! :D

So I guess she's on bottom but like "I'M fucking YOU, BITCH" or something

Did you not go to work yet?

EMPHASIS ON THE "IS"
since I know people say it,
but when I say it I know what I'm talking about.

Not at the expense of others. Only officially recognizing two genders could work at the expense of others. Especially legally.

Saying, "call yourself whatever you want" may confuse, but it doesn't hurt.

Saying there are only two does. Think about it.

What if someone said that gays don't exist? Like apparently they do in Iran?

new

Gays don't exist.

I feel I should clarify something.

If somebody asked me to call them "they/them", for the most part, given they are a polite person, I would likely acquiesce in public. If I felt I particularly liked them I may even do it in places that would always remain out of their sight.

But I always laugh when people say gender is a social construct. It would be as if you were to say "steel does not, on some fundamental view of the universe, exist. If I pick up any plate of metal containing iron and carbon that you call 'steel' it would be incredibly easy to find imperfections. So how can you call two different hunks of metal both 'steel'? There are so many variations of the alloy here."

The answer is simple. Because that's the function of language. That's the function of "social constructs". That's the function of labels. To group things together. To group people together. You don't need their permission. And you never will until the anti-bully police install oppression detectors in your head to make sure everybody is getting their way and nobody's feelings are being hurt.

Anyone can ask to be put above a label, but my mind is still going to think of people with two x chromosomes as girls and xy as boys. Because that's the constructs I live within.

I LOL'D