What is the absolute worst character to cosplay as?

What is the absolute worst character to cosplay as?

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2d characters. You're just making yourself look worse by comparison

STRANGER

OY
VEY

You, OP. Nobody wants to cosplay as a sad pathetic retard.

CHEEKI BREEKI

Predictable, just like my dubs

Male anime characters.

Rayman, duh.

John Romero's Head on a Stick.

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The icing on the cake is that the photo is taken by his step-dad.

What's a railgun character?

lol

Makes me feel physicaly tense every single time

Anything anime.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.


His real dad took one look at him and said "oh hell no" instantly. His step-dad is still filled with regrets.


A cat is fine too.

character who uses railgun in quake duh

What kinda cosplay is that?

that kinda looks like the red string from his badge around his head

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Underrated post

On a comical note, I once attempted a cosplay around Halloween time. Unfortunately the school had a policy against carrying an axe around.

Nice skyrim dude.

6/10 would mire again

Is it possible to make a cosplay of a 2d character have it not be shit? Also when's the porn dump?

God damn it user, I was just about to make a cosplay thread that asks if anyone is a qt fit cosplaying goddess. But no, you just HAD to ruin my dreams of finding the perfect Holla Forums waifu.

tbh smh fam

fuck the porn dump, where are the qt femanons? I'm extremely thirsty and I don't have any water

Wasn't index the main one, railgun was the sequel/spinoff which Touma didn't appear much in.

Fag.

You need to go back, user
>>>/reddit/

Fuck you niggers, I know they're here. Just look at these melons. Only HW got some qt 3.4 gf to show him her melons. No one ever showed melons to me. WHERE ARE THE MELONS?

Have you been to a local supermarket? Wegmans is pretty okay.

It's just nips don't look white and most whites doing cosplay are cringey weebs.

those are actually quite beautiful, surprising standard for this site tbh

Are women just cancer patients?

Those are pretty poor melons to be honest

NOT THOSE MELONS

M E L O N S

my mom is

:^(

Sonic

That is an pretty competent cosplay tough

sorry to hear that, user.

Oh, I see.
How about a pair of tits then?

Realistic scarring, especially on body parts that will move a lot, is a bitch to get right and easy to mess up.

i fall for this every time, laugh every time then cry every time

you guys know this, I think I mentioned it in one of the meta monday threads. She probably doesn't have very long either. I wanted to spend summer with her, but she said no. Guess I really am a failure of a son, huh?


nice tits

BUT THOSE AREN'T MELONS

They can look alright, but it's only when the stars align.


With regards to the outfit, it's somewhat decent. You know, other than the fact that he didn't get an actual cassock, which would have looked a lot better. And the fact the went with a fake ass looking cross instead of something made of brass. And the fact that he looks like a fucking faggot instead of a 6'3" monster.


Cheeky cunt. Got any actual boobies though?


It was very hot. I had regrets.

user, you're not a failure of a son just because of something that was beyond your control.

Try massaging her melons, that could make it up to her.

But of course

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Probably a character from Rapelay or something similar.


Just post some breasts already.

You are right user, it should be index instead of railgun. That was my mistake. I don't know if that helps the guy's chances of being married though.

Gotcha

How about some knockers?

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Sure fam

Stop fooling around and post some porn.

Stop it you fucking assholes. Post some hooters or fuck off already.

Oh damn, I wanted to mock Britain's cuckery.

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Beat me to it

The holy trinity of basic bitch cosplay

What the fuck is wrong with the third owl.

No, not because of the cancer. but rather because she was disappointed with me since the day I was born. My father also treats me as some kind of outcast. Hell a few years ago when a liberal mexican used to work for my dad, he pretty much told me. "Mark, your dad thinks you're retarded". I'm just an embarrassment in the family, just for being born an autist. Honestly, I think my mother might not even give me her will after death. My step father is a good guy, but I'm not his responsibility. Overall, I'm just waiting for my mother to die, so I can go into to an abyss of godiva chocolate liqueur and anti depressants.

You know what I mean. Post some funbags.

It's actually a skinwalker.

The Japanese.

Was ME!ME!ME! that popular for cosplay of it?

John Romero's head would be a pretty bitchin prop for a Doom cosplay.

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I'm curious myself, didn't seem that basic to me.

I want you to post photographs of women and for them to have large breasts and for them to be topless and AND I don't want any pictures of photographs or photos of women with no top half at all, or any other weird surprises. You got it?

Tingle.


It depends. Some 2D looks really retarded and would never work in anything but 2D animation (if at all). That aside, a big issue is that in 2D animation surfaces are intentionally very flat looking. If you try to imitated that look it will look like something you mom made. You essentially have to re-interpret the design and add actual texture to the material and add details on clothing which are omitted when drawing in 2D. It's like the process of making live-action into a cartoon, except the other way around and harder because you have to add detail instead of removing it.

Gotcha fam

user, you need to leave

Gotcha fam.

Possible superior version?

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absolute madman

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Golden

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it's the same owl

This thread has made me laugh harder then I have in a while.

I mean you probably could have done something about them being disappointed if you tried harder, like get a job instead of running a video game board

Shutterstock doesn’t give a fuck, do they?

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I could see either a really shitty Rayman working in a humorous way, or a really "meta" one.

>she wants me be a girl character
this is either going to be excellent or terrible.

Just post us pics of your outfit faggot.

Post nudes faggot

Make a Kog'Maw cosplay. If she resists, tell her she shouldn't be giving gender labels to other-worldly beings.

Then basically Chinese Dragon that shit around the con. It would honestly be pretty rad.

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

ayy lmao

Well, are you?

Do it and post pics, slut

Reminds me of The Burdened

One that isn't visibly the same race as you.
let's face it, most animu characters look white even if they're supposed to be japanese

When it's done.™


that… could actually be pretty cool. No idea how I would do that but neat!

your gf is done already unless she's 12 and her tits still have to grow, post the nudes already

Nobody likes a tease, fuckboy.

I honestly don't think race matters so much as body shape. I wouldn't mind Ayla (Chrono Trigger) being black, mexican, or asian, but I would mind her being a fatty. I'd even mind a little if the person wasn't visibly strong.


You'd need time, resources and a lot of talent. Lacking talent, you'd need the patience to fuck up until you get it right.

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For me race is an issue for it. I mean I'd love to be able to cosplay as any TF2 character but the demoman but that shit is going to look weird, like the off-color duplicates in fightan games. I just figure if you're going to try and look like a character you might as well go whole hog and pick a character that matches your complexion.

No need to be mean user, I'll get there.


…okay that actually looks cool. I have time and can learn I guess.

Oh, I get what you're saying. It doesn't help that Demoman is built around a lot of stereotypes. If someone not black was cosplaying an obviously, integral-to-the-character black character that would be an issue. I meant more for characters where race isn't a primary function.

So characters who are already white, I guess. I don't mind other races cosplaying white characters.

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COSPLAY IS FREEDOM YOU BIGOTS

GET YOUR TOXIC IDEALS OUT OF MY COMMUNITY

Meh the Scottish part came up more often, I think.


Exactly. I mean as nice as the costume is, it just doesn't come across right in the final product.

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Character-wise I guess, but Demoman is pretty much in "the niggest" category when it comes to black characters in vidya (who aren't one-time jokes).

I've seen this image before, but 3DPD Akira gets me every time.

At the end of the day is something people do for fun, its not offical or anything. It doesnt really matter who cosplays as what.

Fun and quality aren't mutually exclusive.

Thrifty Chris looks like a kike, and you damn well know Chubbs got laid. What a bunch of faggots.

Except Jason, he looks pretty chill to be honest.

Shit test to see how far you'll go until she eventually ends up completely disgusted with your submissive behavior, enjoy getting pegged next and cucked after that.

I agree with this user. Why are you not dominating your gf like you ought to be? My gf loves it, and honestly yours probably will, too.

At least he'll be dressed up like a cute girl if he goes down that road

Yeah why on earth are you even considering crossdresing? Just grow a spine and pick a guy.

Dark skin, sure. Nigger, no. Mexican, pig disgusting. Asian, wouldn't have the boobs for it. Fatties should only cosplay fatties and Ayla needs defined muscle tone or there's no point.

I have an Italian/Pacific Islander friend with the height, hair style, and muscle definition to pull off a damn good Ayla cosplay. It's really more about build and passion than anything.

Then again, with her bod she needs to be doing Korra cosplays out the ass.

Your mom.

Pics or gtfo.

p-pls user

Cosplay is cancer created by attention whores and has nothing to do with vidya.

Tbh I would shoot that thing on site.

I'm afraid there may be some truth to this. How much I'm not sure, but I want to believe I can trust her.


I did a few times, she was into it but then afterward said she preferred it the other way. Didn't stop me from doing it again though


t-thanks user


I'm… really not sure which is to say I used to crossdress and she knows and is into it. Like I said I know nothing at all about the game, apparently the 2 characters have history with each other?

sage for blog

sage for lack of sage

2D truly is our salvation

Oh boy.

This is making me feel weird feelings.

Back to topic. Worst character to cosplay as is Link, because hnnnnngggg.

>which is to say I used to crossdress and she knows and is into it
I'm just saying that it's a slippery slope from here, and be wary of butt stuff. Pegging is a very real possibility.

Why are you even considering this? Tell her to go fuck herself.

I didn't follow all your post, but are you straight?

As you stand there before her, clad in the attire of a woman, put your hands on her shoulders and look into her eyes. And say:
"I'm going to make you feel like a woman tonight."

Then dick her in your frilly dress. And once you're done, tell her that if you ever catch her cheating on you, or see a strap-on, the frills are coming off.

I'm amazed you even got a girlfriend.
It's any day now she'll ask if you're into cuckolding and all of a sudden you'll be regularly prepping the bull.

>but don't forget there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna

It's like you niggers have never heard of femdom

This thing made me cry laughing.

Are you implying that doesn't make you even more a fucking beta?

first it'll be an "open relationship" before full-on cucking.

boxxy is the queen of Holla Forums

sorry

If you knew anything, you would know how much of a bad idea it is to let a woman dominate you. Especially when she could be testing you for no reason, like women do.

They don't respect you for this shit.

Femdom usually ends in pegging or chastity cage, both of which are more gay than wearing frilly clothes and still dicking your girlfriend.

It came up the other night. She's absolutely thrilled to do it. I'm… probably more interested than is healthy

Yeah. I'm honestly surprised about it too. Apparently she had her eye on my sweet boypussy for 2 years before we started dating. I went on a bit of a rant to her about how I don't believe a relationship between more than 2 people can exist without someone lying to themselves. She didn't try to argue, so I'm assuming I'm in the clear. I hope.


I like this plan.


i am playing a very dangerous game, user.


good news, she's not into those

It's not that hard.

Listen to Uncle Gilgamesh, user. If you just follow his advice, you won't end up being a cucked faggot.

are you cute twink, user?
Why else would she think you look good in girl's clothing?

>probably more interested than is healthy
user I'm genuinely worried for your well-being, as well as the integrity of both your pride and your asshole.

You are the bottom-bitch in this relationship. Crossdressing deeply unsettles me. I don't even mind homos, but acting like the gender you're not honestly makes my stomach churn. I'm serious about that, it fucking disgusts me.

The ancient Chinese logogram for "A magnetized rifle"

is that supposed to represent an once white country being flooded by shitskins?

user. Crossdressing is fine, BUT
being a middle-aged wrinkly man in girl's clothing is just degenerate.

It's fine if you actually look the part.

That said I much prefer actually "normal clothing". If I had a bf, I would prefer him to act like my best friend basically and not like a submissive bottom bitch, even if it goes that way sexually.

But holy fuck. Old men crossdressing is just so weird and sad.

I'll bet you that's a doll from japan.

Wrong one.

Yeah, but it wasn't the one I meant to post. Seems I never saved that one. It was of a pair of highly-feminized boys on a gameshow, one shitskin, and one girl(?)

To you maybe, not to me.

Oh, I remember this. So young and already faggots.


As I said. It depends. You have to actually look androgynous to pull it off.

And even then, I don't like it too much.

That's really fucken clever.

Yeah it sits comfortably in the uncanny valley.

I just told you twice I don't like it in any capacity.
I don't care if the person pulls it off or not. It's the very act of trying to appear as if you're the opposite gender.

Honestly. It's not what I want, but I think it would be of huge benefit to the rest of the western world, if Sweden were to actually drown in shitskins.

We need an actual example of this happening to really get it throught the skulls of people.
There already is a majority or almost majority negative attitude to multi-culturalism, but people don't vote that way.

Now if they could actually see a race war happening in Sweden. With the central goverment breaking down, then this would surely change their mind.

It will probably not be that way. Sweden descending into socialism with a huge brown, islamic underclass that sucks the economic lifeblood out of Sweden is much more likely. No fire, no civil war, no revolution.


What if it's a qt trap?

Are you even reading the words I am writing

They're annoyingly persistent like that.
Kind of like furries, actually

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Alright, I won't bother you again.

Just wanted to clarify that I myself am not a fan of crossdressing. Neither for myself nor really of people I am interested in.

It's hard for them to comprehend someone that actually disagrees with them. I personally am okay with the frilly dresses if the dudes somehow look like chicks. In basically every case, they still look like dudes though. Can't fault you for finding it disturbing that someone who has a penis runs around acting like it's a vagina or vice versa.

Do these pictures disturb you user?

I think I fucked up. I didn't wanted to come across as I did. Fuck me, Holla Forums.


the right one is a bit disturbing tbh.

and the boob crack looks like it's enhanced with makeup?

I see horses have developed quite the advanced technology for disguising the rest of their body.

Yes.


It'll be okay. It'll be okay.


Believe you me Kojima I am well aware of that fact. I just like cute cloths. Hormones and the like are an absolute no-go, but I get why it would upset someone. It's not like I'm prancing around outside in a bikini.


This. I'm on a clock and I'm gonna do it before I get ugly.


Def makeup. idk why the left one ruined his perfect flat chest.

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Good eyes. The one on the left is a girl. The one on the right is the trap.

Trap-fags like to pretend that the difference is unnoticeable, but it's actually pretty easy to tell the difference between a girl and a trap if you're not retarded. It's even easier in real life than it is with pictures, because you can tell the proportions more accurately. Not to mention other details such as the smell. Women have a particular smell.

Dedication.

If that's the case, then your gf is not the only one who is into pegging you.

nice taste though with the flat chest


they do work a lot with camera angles and other tricks I dont know about


autism

That's a big cock

My verification code was Nam Yeh

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Nah. The flag's raised and you've got one more branch before the bad end, I'd wager.

It's like you all thought I was talking about 3DPD women, c'mon now.

S/h/it's can have that smell if they have a several year long dose schedule to fuck their body over with hormones. Obviously still a bad plan though and yeah, if you can see the neck, you can probably see the adam's apple. Not to mention facial features and body proportions.

She's testing you. Don't do that.

Girls hate submissive men and the ones that like them are trashy as hell and crazy.

Feels good to know that there is a 10 times worse version of Germany out there. Sweden is so much ahead of us, it's comforting.

Pretending to be retarded still means you acted retarded.

it's just the one stranger actually


brilliant

also my choices.
You know what to expect. Often together, the deadpool is often getting cucked whilest they both make old ass 2007 era meme jokes and completely misunderstand both characters

Europe is a powder keg waiting to blow.
More and more far right parties are coming into power. The European people are getting tired. When Britain leaves the EU, it will cause a chain reaction until the EU is eradicated.
The night is always darkest before the dawn.

So just wait, user. Wait and hope. The moment we leave the EU, we will have won.

Cosplay is cancer.

cosplay was even a thing in ancient rome with people dressing up like gods and heroes

it's not different today, celebrities have crazy halloween parties, cosplay is what we plebs do

pleb

What is it about a nipple that makes a man want to suck it?

Will we ever know?

Kill yourself, normalfag.

Interesting twist but not quite good enough

it's okay user

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Sweden may as well be the endgame strategy of any agenda-pushing SJW out there. A perpetual cucking engine.

Let me actually make some. We all know the truth. Cosplayer are posers that want to feel cool as part of something. If it wasn't about going to a stupid con you wouldn't even care about cosplaying or you would be that one edgelord with "a dark side" photo. And the ones that will say that they are just for the titties XDDD are enablers of the whores that ruined everything.

3 generations of ants? thats like 45 years

NOT Legend of the Galactic Heroes

I cosplayed as Tingle a couple of times. Most fun cosplay I've done, had a hand-drawn map of the con on a clipboard and threw confetti at people. I was even on Nintendo's Twitch stream playing Smash Bros.

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But all worker ants are already female.

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I claim to have Shcoenkopf's hair

cute

link pls?

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thanks, but I rather see a cute user cosplaying as tingle

Here you go, user.

Admittedly, it's not a great costume, I'd like to have a crack at making a new one from scratch some time.

Oh, you.

Body type will sell cosplay way more than skin tone and facial features are basically irrelevant when going 2D > 3D.

Shit costume will instantly rule out whatever genetic advantage you had going in, though. Every time I see a hot grill built for the character who bought for a shit wig or didn't think the shoes matter, I die a little inside.

I don't like feet. Just cute shoes. Fucking autism.

Oh cool.

I won't go homo for you though.

But as consideration, you really rock the costume. It's qute accurate.

neato

Are you sure, user? There's room on this armchair for two.

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kekerino

saved

congratz, you are now a meme

It's probably what you wanted anyway, since you posted yourself for attention.

I imagine a space marine, or any other character that wears buljy armour, like Havel or Eredin.
Since most cons are at summer it must be hot as fuck.

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Of course it was popular on release. Don't see much of it now.

Intentionally made to look bad cosplay for memeness and muscle dude crossplay is bad because it's just unoriginal. Maybe if it was before 2006 it might be alright but people have a lot for expectations for cosplay. Also about 80% that try to do a crossover with a certain character. Either with a different show (like a lot of deadpool cosplayers) or a theme/genre (punk sailormoon) they usually turn out bad. Also, cosplaying memes have to be at the top of the list.

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Is this Ratchet and Clank or why would you carry around those bolts?

Metro?

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Jesus christ people

it's from stalker, you use them to distract bandits

I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. years ago, I couldn't remember if it was it or Metro where you could throw bolts.
The only thing that even makes those two games similar is that they're both slavic.

Holy shit Holla Forums is full of these slavaboos its disgusting

Time to kill myself. I call myself a gamer. Well not really, but you know what I mean.

Shame on me! SHAME ON ME!

Those last two are alright, though. I mean, they're attention whores, but at least they look good while seeking attention. The rest are pretty bad with facial features. And body type on those middle two.

If you're muscular and have some decent mass, I'd say do it and have fun with it, otherwise it's a shit test and don't do it.

alias?

you forgot nudist beach cosplays, anyone who does it is gigantic attention whore but will also accuse people of 'stare rape"

You may redeem yourself if you cosplay as Roxas at the next con you attend.

At least those last two manage to nail the cosplay. You dont cosplay a extra skinny chick as a overweight female

How is going cheeki breeki bad?

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[spoiler]I actually never cosplayer before, but when I do that, then I will probably go for something where I don't have to dye my hair blond. Maybe Garrett from Thief or something gothic/steampunk. Yeah this will be it probably.

Go ahead and call me gay for that.[/spoiler]

Ya blew it

I'll call you gay for trying to use cuckchan spoilers.

>not cosplaying as badass anime characters

I don't get it. It sometimes just works.

t. todd howard

Just use on either end. Way easier. ya gay.**

And of course I manage to fuck up my own post. Anyone have some rope and a nice stool?

Good job ruining it idiot, you don't even deserve a nice stool. Maybe just a sturdy crate.

Two is a crowd. Time to form a suicide pact.

me on the left

If you two commit suicide, I call dibs on your stuff.

Just because they can live 15 years doesn't mean that a generation is 15 years long.

You can only spoil one paragraph at a time. Any line break will break it.

This is a perfectly valid use of the spoiler tag.

This
would
not
be.

A sturdy crate is too sturdy. How am I supposed to hang myself if I can't kick it over?


stop licking me, todd.


Nah.

Depends on the dimensions of the crate. If it's rectangular and thin, then while sturdy, it would be pretty easy to knock it over. I mean really the only thing that truly matters is that it's not bolted down, it's not heavy, and it's not a big cube.

Oh so that's why.


Let us figure that out after we got laid. I want to get at least get laid before offing myself.

work with me here, user

Ah, here it is…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant#Reproduction

So it would take 3 years for the ant colony to break down. Which would still be reason enough to ask for your fucking money back.

user, if we're becoming a couple of an heroes, do you care where your money goes? Just hire a hooker.

No. There are things I want to do, which don't feel right to do with a hooker.

Like cuddling.

FAGGOT.

It's not homo, if it's ambiguously platonic. :^)

Eh, alright, I'll cede you on this one, heretic.

I think you owe me something.

Starting with "a" and ending with "pology".

That's pretty damn homo

What a pathetic loser you are

Pfft, apologise? Fuck no. You're already treaing close to a bolter round.

Here's ya go.

Doing it wrong.

Nice.

sure, as if you would do something like this


YOU are clever. (someone else wasn't :^)


By it's very definition it is not. :^)

Absolutely perfect.

I'd point that out before the bra
Whores these days can't even remove their quirky so unique identifiers for the sake of cosplay accuracy. Low energy.

aw shit mang didnt come here to feel

just kidding, i dont feel anymore

definitions change, bro. buttsex between two dudes is pretty gay

A good Notim Portant with ample firepower would yield many keks today. Non-vidya, Jessica Rabbit would be the worst as her body shape is nearly impossible and so her cosplay is almost exclusively by delusional ugly and fat women.

Still hurts.

You misread. I said cuddling.

You know what cuddling is right? It's where the personal space of two people overlap heavily. Also very nice for equalizing the body heat between 2 people.

I just mistook cuddling for "cuddling" because there's usually one of those types.

TINGLE, TINGLE, KOOLOO-LIMPAH
MAKE THIS A MEME

I would be very happy, if I had someone to cuddle with. Platonic or not.

I used to think so, then I realized that if I watch anything with any degree of frequency, I begin to pick apart and see the flaws with it.

It started with AVGN, I can't watch him now because of the factual inaccuracies and how awfully shit his reviews are. Then I watched mega64 too much, and even before the SJW shit came out, I was already seeing things wrong with mega64 that I have problems with. Most specifcally, Rocco Botte. Sean is a real fuccboi, but Rocco, there's just so much to say about that guy and how fucking egotistical and self-centered he is. Darren plays the asshole role, but you can totally tell that he's the nicest guy in the group in real life. Garrett's pretty interesting too.

Unfortunately, it didn't take me long to see something wrong with Ross Scott (aka AccursedFarms), it didn't even take me watching his videos multiple times to see something wrong with the guy. Three criticisms of Ross are, he's a fucking idiot, he sucks at games, and he's just so simpleminded. If there were rules and regulations to being a Youtube reviewer, he'd already have had his credentials revoked, using cheats blatantly in his videos, shirking gameplay design and mechanics to play everything as a metal stick waving tard, and just having some of the dumbest fucking opinions about anything. And while I agree with his sentiments about games being killed, I'm starting to see it as like he thinks that him doing the show should be entitlement for developers to kowtow to his whims and ask for permission, and release server tools and shit… Something that they can't even do if they wanted to unless they self-published because it's the publisher who owns the rights to the server tools and the such. And what publisher is going to release the server tools so that their old games can compete with their new ones?

In the end, the only youtube personality that I actually don't cringe before clicking on is Dunkey. I didn't even like Dunkey for the longest time, but he doesn't form stupid ass opinions about things and then put it in the videos, he just makes comical videos.

If Ross Scott would stop beating his chest like a fucking caveman and saying stupid ass shit after stupid ass shit, I could probably enjoy his videos more. He blatantly hates combat in games, unless the combat is nothing more than clicking the mouse button over and over again like a fucking skinner box with swords. He played a game that is entirely centric on magic-enhanced combat (Revenant) and then when he couldn't beat the game using only melee, he turned on cheats. And just cause he's an idiot, he spend 3 hours leveling up his unarmed skill on level 1 enemies instead of using the magic spell to enhance his unarmed combat.

I've yet to see a Youtube reviewer who I don't find an issue with, other than maybe Happy Console Gamer, but that's cause I only watched like one of his videos for Miracle Warriors cause I wanted to get some more info about the game/series.

Teemo is the epitome of "Look at me guys, I play League of Legends!" cosplay, which is awful on multiple levels.

How do you cosplay a yordle? From the stature thing to the furry part, it seems impossible. Also why are female yordles smooth skinned while male yordles have fur?

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You'd be bumping into things the whole time too.

That's awful…

All I need is to dye my hair, and get it styled to be more tomboyish

Post Flat chest

It better be flat.

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prove that you are androgynous

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maybe if i was thin i could do some shounen protagonists or something but eh

actually i take that back are there any cool dwarves in anime?

Wario

If you can grow a beard just be a fucking dwa-

You got it dude.

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Danny Devito

i'm not that short

Check out Ghim from Record of Lodoss War.

No, it's plain as day.
Traps/trannies might think the difference is unnoticeable, but there's absolutely nothing sexy about the uncanny valley.

People need to save the trap/tranny/futa shit for the internet and take some Goddamn pride in themselves.

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Jesus christ you arent making this easy, what are you? A unique human bean?

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>>>/reddit/

Easiest way to spot trannies is adam's apple, broad shoulders, and shitty hair. If they don't outright look like a man in drag.

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its go all in or go home when it comes to cosplay man

too bad that game sucks.

You also forgot

High heels click. They don't STOMP.


And my personal favorite

Being a dude with tits doesn't mean you should act like a fucking caricature of what a woman is, or should be. It's fucking insulting.

Tell that to all the girls at the DMV. We're not talking about ham planets either, for some reason skinny women love to stomp their feet, and fat people love to tread softly.

Proof enough?

I was referring more to spotting them in images, where they can take fatgirl angles and touch up photos so they don't look like a chemo goblin in a dress. In person you can spot a a tranny a mile off.


Also somehow they always forget to edit out the adam's apple.

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does it make me a fag that i'd unironically wear that jacket? it looks like a good comfy windbreaker and that's a neat cut

Go away chemo goblin.

it's apparently a "peacock thing" males have more animal features which are supposedly used to attract females. The important part is: who gives a shit? Riot retcon whatever little decent lore whenever they remember they have lore.

I once walked through school dressed as "anonymous" for a full day just to mock a couple of people who believed that the really was a group of "elite hackers" on the internet. Complete with a paper mask.

It isn't the outfit that makes you a fag. It's how you wear it, and for what purpose. It just so happens that some items, like fur-suits, are impossible to wear for a purpose other than faggotry.

The only clever use of trannies in games that I've seen since it's not super obvious until they blatantly point it out at the end.


I'd wear it too, but I'm a fag because I've never seen LoGH.

Probably easy to fuck up if you don't have the ankle mobility to slav squat for extended periods of time. I've been stretching for at least a week because it is impeding my (barbell) squat depth and I'm still extremely uncomfortable in that position.

Casual

Oh, sorry, I meant to link to cause of how hideous that guy looks.

I think the worst thing I heard the whole day was:

Then admin took my mask and I had to change the joke to "Trayvon Martin".

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Nothing of value .. etc

They're gonna rig it so that Britain ends up staying, just fucking watch.

It's not going to change either way.

I want to hope otherwise, but probably not, not immediately anyways unless some people with serious zeal and leadership start whipping people up. As it is you can still move away from the Muslim hordes, there aren't mass starvations, and there's placating internet and entertainment for all. Not to mention that with how mainstream is censoring things you actually have to go looking for the truth, which seems like something that is anathema to the common normalfag.

Is that owl part cthulhu

By now it's probably dinner

Just suggest that something they've been told might not be true and suddenly you're a conspiracy theorist in a tinfoil hat.

The slippery slope is real tho

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Soon.

Will regret it because of ?

Every step towards this bastardization of liberalism, every inch more towards the degeneracy on the horizon, every pinch of lenience given to minorities who absolutely do not need it, simply pushes the pendulum up higher and higher. Every day people delay the inevitable backlash the more intense it's gonna be.

I'm fucking afraid of the future. I need a happening bunker…

They basically want to abolish the concept of mental illness and make it impossible for people to seek help for anything they have to deal with.


I think suicide rates are already skyrocketing over the last decade possibly from this train of thought. Its fucking deadly.

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I'm not gonna believe that post is real. Nobody can be retarded enough to think a white shirt and jeans makes them look like an anime character. He didn't even spike his hair for fucks sake.

You secretly desire your mother's milk laden tit.

hmm

I would.

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Are you there?

You are very cute.