Hey user i'm going to the 7-11, want anything

hey user i'm going to the 7-11, want anything

How about you get me a vidya thread instead of a reddit screencap bait thread?

get me some video games

a gun

Get me some doubles

you didn't fly so good

Yeah, can you pick me up one of those nexon cash cards they sell there? my waifu in maplestory needs a new outfit

Bring me back some trojan magnums so I can fuck your sister

/checked and /thread

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What a slut

steal a poster and timestamp with it, be sure to breath heavily while doing stealing it and panic if anyone talks to you

will you at least take her out for a spaghetti dinner first

she only deserves mcdonalds dollar menu

What if he doesn't have a sister?

get me a fucking slirpee and a slice of pizza.

Also, one of those half-assed little debbie cake knockoffs.

I was just on my way to 7-11 a minute ago. My water bottle was all slimy when I went to clean it and refill it, so I went and got a drink there instead. And I swear to God I met the dumbest motherfucker on the way there. Stupid dipshit walked out in the middle of the crosswalk without looking, nearly got hit by two cars on his way across, all while I watched form the sidewalk, because I knew better than to get hit.

If that wasn't enough, he had the ballsack to try and slip a snide remark. I couldn't hear from halfway across the street, but I just asked him if his mommy told him to look both ways. And then he went on a tirade about how "WELL IF I GET HIT IN THE CROSSWALK THEN THEIR ASS IS GRASS" followed by "WELL IN MY STATE, IF THEY HIT ME AND A COP SEES, THEN THEY'RE REALLY FUCKED." And all I had to ask was why he had so little regard for himself that he'd make someone liable. And then I realized that he was just all pissy because I called him out on his shit instead of being smug with him.

I bet "his state" was Jersey, too. We need to remove Jersey, and probably NYC while we're at it.

Really we need to remove the whole North Eastern section of the country.

Get rid of san fran, hollywood, nyc, and jersey.

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45's one with cheese and a large soda.

Asians do it all the time. They just expect cars to stop for them and put their lives in the hands of the driver.

the cure

The closest 7-11 to me is like a 20 minute drive away in the nice part of town.

I've never been in one before but I assume it's like Speedway.