mobas destroy families general
Mobas destroy families general
they destroy lives
eh, so does not doing anything i guess.
lives destroy lives
Pretty much, yeah.
does death fix lives then? im confused on this philosophy
I don't know man. I try not to have a philosophy.
all my internet friends from outside thread are mobafriends!
why is that elms?
you are the holy grail then! can i.... can i fill the grail?
you are the most awesome australian i know given that number caps out at like 3 but it still means something!
well first you'll have to play moba with me :3
interesting this is the first time ever i bet mobas have led to something even remotely sexual sounding then lol i am interested in trying them a second time though, so when i do we can play together
um can you describe what this kings day is and how it leads to further cuddling of tokai? thatd be reeeeal nice
youve tried them? when and where?
dota 2 like 3 months ago and i couldnt even move cause i cant follow well with the camera
Many happy returns
oh thats interesting, i never knew that was a thing well um happy kingsday then tokai!
ehh..camera.. i see, i thought dota has slower movement than league, there's also lock camera option in league, maybe dota has that too.
that way the camera will follow wherever your character will go
Amsterdam was fun
Thanks ^ ^
Go to any coffee shops? :o
yeah i looked a little bit and couldnt find anything, i might of asked chii about it but i dont remember an answer despite she probably gave one
<3 i hope its a grand day for you bae
what is this from subtle?
Because philosophizing is not synonymous with wisdom.
That's really kind of you to say.
naaah, I was with a friendo and he don't like that stuff
Weeell its kinda over but I might go drunk
Happy national veterans day.
I FUCKING FOUND IT
van hetzelfde! ^ ^
ooohhh white death
you are pretty awesome subtle, though i dont think we talk a lot lol
but wisdom takes time you can have a philosophy at any point and..... tbh i dont know why i am even bothering cause i dont have either lol
its the truth so thats good, itd be horrible if it was mean and the truth
either wy enjoy yourself, i am going to get some leep finally lol laters mon chere
The source of that image of that girl holding up that sign saying "L-Lewd"
Anything worth anything takes time.
have a nice leep lol
Awesome is way too much of an overstatement for someone like me, but thank you ^^
and now i sleep
Sleep well Spoilers.
lol morning threads
Wie gehts Elmers?
awhh it still morning there!
get a nice brekkie bedhead.
I'm drinking and being happy for kingsday!
What's up? ^^
Am I meant to be intimidated by someone wearing that silly hat?
Oh well yes but
I think its nap time instead of awake time
whaaat? you're gonna nap again?
national day to celebrate the king!
so just a lot of party and drinks and orange.
Y-you're the king?
Orange is the national colour!
of the House of Orange-Nassau
Im the king of kings
How may I serve you my king?
I love having my chinese place on speed dial lol
One of my coworkers was trying to convince me to pierce my nips yesterday.
anyone i like here
I bet boo has ACNE all over his BUTT
they all died
u only get acne on your ass if you get fucked regularly im pretty sure
I wish chinese food places were nicer
and more generous
they I didn't have 50c for an extra egg on my rice so the lady was like
ONLY ONE EGG!
mfw I've been a customer for 5 fucking years
such dyson technology
Iunno my place seems aight.
Like it's kinda probably like that but I like straight to business no lallygaggin' kinda stuffs/places.
Yeah, my place gives you food for two people for 6-10 bucks, and the food quality is pretty up there
THE PRICE ONE MUST PAY
That's cheap enough to not cry over an egg tho, m9
50 cents...one whole egg...
This reminds me that right on South Main street there's a tiny city front yard with chickens :p
Buy a chicken for daily eggs!
But then you need a coop, some feed, etc etc
Started pullets are around $15-$25
Free range 'em and buy grain.
Meanwhile, sell fresh eggs to the Chinese restaurant in question to get discounted chink food ^~^
Think outside the coop, Grommles.
if only it were that simple
tokai senpai doesnt wanna talk to me
more like bitch nigga
Feed = ~$15/mo
Eggs from restaurant = .50/egg (~$15/mo)
Like, farm your own eggs or don't cry about egg surcharges *shrugs*
Maybe it's just way easier to grow chickens in NH.
maybe if you could keep one indoors.
There is General's chicken sauce literally inside my tongue right now.
This is the future I chose.
This is my nightmare.
I think instead of baphomet I'm just gonna get Grim's ketchup nipple picture tattooed on me.
lol traul'd yoo
oh yeah, you were right about being social and shit btw.
It's kinda fun.
Where did everyone fuck off to?
your mom's house
good luck being cooped up in boresville x_x
i want to be cooped up in yoursville
My place is even more boring than my mother's place.
But if youre there that means we can just spend the day putting my dick in you
Stop promoting this rape-culture and accept that no means no please. but Im a fuckboy what do I know
WTF WORD FILTERS
well that was a good giggle
IN DE POLONAISEEEEEE
You never said no tho
I do not want you anywhere near or inside of me.
247, bazookatooth bitch
Why does everyone think Welms is obligated to have sex with them
THIS. Holy fuck.
Like, I understand I'm a tease a lot of the time or whatever, but if you knew me even just a little you'd realize I'm not remotely interested in those shenanigans.
but Im a fuckboy what do I know
whats that filter
You're probably more fun to just chill and smoke cigarettes with.
btw Erin says you're adorable
Welms please. You're not allowed to vote no. Fapping would be boring if you it weren't raw and passionate.
:^( but happy.
I don't smoke anymore though lol
I don't believe it.
tfw I voted maybe
Didn't Yan and Elma meet up and fuck?
Elma's NOT obligated to have sex with me? FUCK. All these years of planning for nothing
We met but there was no fucking.
I did go into the trunk of his car though lol
I have said that before, yes
Get skinny and we will talk~
whaat makes me a good demoman?
You look like Wesley Snipes?
Also I am skinny enough
I just don't want you to crush all of my fragile ribs.
I've never weighed all that much
But I guess since you don't really eat much so relatively most would weigh a lot
That probably has a lot to do with it, yeah.
How much do you weigh?
Last time I weighed myself it was like 140 I think? Anyhoo, break's over bye
holy shit ur fat
Wait. No way.
Hell, I'm 143.
Maybe the last time he weighed himself was junior high?
What measurement is used in america for that?
I wanna convert
1 pound = .453Kg
2.2 the other way
Gonna guess Tokai purges to 120.
that's almost not funny :/
actively contemplating that right now lol fucking chinese food, man.
how tall are you?
Chinese food always end with a round of regret.
Lose some weight.
Skip like all but one meal of just bread and water a day.
Is this where "gag me with a spoon" comes into play?
I'm classed as underweight
Gag on this dick.
Too much vomiting and you'll have no teeth.
I could not fit it all in a picture.
You'll look like some toothless crack addict.
Technically he could but Squash doesn't have a Satellite to photograph it with.
Am I grounded?
You really need to eat more.
No. Also, do you have any interest in TERA?
Sup, butter buns?
You just want to call me fat x_x
is 182cm tall?
Taller than me^^
I grinded to max lvl in 2 days, does that count?
just woke up.
I'm not that petty.
About the same height as me.
welmas a tubby :D
It's over 5'11".
When was this?
Now come rest in daddy's arms.
I had a crazy dream
WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT THAT PIZZA AND HOW YOU'LL NOT SEE ME 'TILL THE WEEKEND?
I would gently stroke and give a loving kiss to that wiener.
Oh. I botched that...
WHAT IS THE CONNECTION?
It can't be raining
m-my town is a town that has to eb experienced by walking or riding a bike
how tall are youu?
tell me about it
Wait, was I right? Google says I was right.
Nevermind. I'm dumb...
I bet I could pinch your tummy fat in my fingers
I had multiple dachshunds growing up.
They're really the perfect foot/leg warmer.
Not gonna lie, not sure how I didn't kill them via Dutch oven-ing them.
Have I ever said anything that was outright cruel?
BECAUSE IT'S A DOG.
That's just shy of 6 foot.
I don't remember but it wasn't too long ago.
That's also the name of my robot in Fallout 4.
I don't understand foot at all..
I can only pinch like a half-inch. I have a pretty flat tummy.
Not that I can remember.
I had to move away to a different town and the house was uncomfortable and i didnt havea room of my own and therre was this retarded loud kid who was staying at the house and like another family who was in a different part but all the other family wouldn't leave me alone and this hosue as right by this like rock quarry thing like you could look over the edge and it was like pitch black except for the steep walk down and it as terrifying and i kept trying to keep people to stay away from it and then there was a dead body and people throew the body down there and then I left the hosue to get a job and on the way to the work these two people on a motorcycle drove towards me and tried to run me over and were tlajing shit but I tackled them and they were confused and asked what town i was from and I SAID Washinton and then they were friendly like oh my bad i thoguht you was someone else and tgen we went and smoked some bud but I didt have any and remembered II had to go bacjk to work and then I went to the fast food retssturaunt and i cant remember much else
It's all good.
LoL. And I was going to get into it again.
"Men" under 6ft
can you understand foot up your ass?
I got a muffin top s:
wuuuh that's really small
woah that sounds really exciting!
Yeah, I didn't math good.
My weenie used to curl up behind my knees at night, then I'd wake up with her under them or sometimes under my tummy. She never complained though.
I'm 6f with a disproportionate COCK
Mine does that too
Can't tell ya why
that's poretty FUCKING biG
Take up running. :D
I got a muffin top s:
More than that.
Like a keg.
Yeah, that's what mine would do.
Until getting too hot under the covers in the summer.
Then she'd crawl out, lay right next to my face on her back with her legs sprawled out and wanting me to pet her belly.
I miss it. End game content was changed to make grinding less grindy.
You know you want to.
it's a muffin top!
You'd think it'd be a good thing but it's kind of a curse
Grim, you're giving me PTSD with those images.
now my tummy's all red from pinching it haha
I already walk 6 miles every work day...
why not just cut it smaller
I thought you went fucking insane over my stomach
white people get pink/red so easily
esp since you're on the paler side
Gonna find me a real Freacc someday
i want to die
finds a freaq a leaq
I wish I was paler. I should try to remember to sunscreen before leaving the house more often.
I haven't played much PvP.
Walking isn't really much for cardio.
Running gets your legs better toned.
What else is new?
Anyhow I'm going to invade scrubs on Dark Souls.
I started leading people to the area with the alligator dogs and when they agro them I block the ladder after gaining their trust as a red phantom.
it was all a lie
pale grills are like dolls
'Cause it's the perfect little nook for a weenie!
I know two other people who want me to play so I may as well.
Fuck that noise.
play wif me
I DONT PLAY WITH DOLLS
tfw bard is now just a worse erio
Well if you're still on the same server.
I have my old character at 65 so we can do whatever.
Look at this literal king nigga
with his vmodas
just try to smile and be normalish
Just make him dress up like Samus.
Yes you do. And I'm more expensive than Samus too ;3
Would you hot glue me if I dressed up like Samus?
You just reminded me to buy my AR-15.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 7 more hours til direct deposit!!!1
samus doesnt have a square chin
[I am a cute lolita lesbian neko mimi]
*I purr loudly as I paw at your panties*
Cha~! Desu-nee. Tomodachi-chan makes watashi's kokoro go doki doki >.< B-baka! Don't look at me, Yan-dono~! *Blush*
Post the Karen staring .webm where she just says "jiiiii".
fuck it all
brb killing self
its time to come back to the light grim
order your trump hat
YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME
I don't think I have that one. Sorry, dear.
I refuse to be blamed for this.
ROGL WHY IS HE SO DAMN SWEATY!?!?
He's oiled up, presumably after bathing in Slim Jims.
the more greasy he is the least likely hollywood hogan will get a hold of him
ah, the meat-sweats
seb talk to me
I thought he died and hogan is retired?
Talk to me instead, George.
Talk to me instead, Moogy~
im sure the both of yous will get replies someday...
i mean like in the past jeez
Everyone flirt with Elma!
You got me. I giggled. Just a little.
sab > seb
I know, I know. I was trying to impress you with my limited knowledge of wrastlers!
The little giggles are the cutest <3 *hugs*
sab > the known universe
i know of hulk hogan and the slim jim guy and john cena because of the memes
I liked the slim jim guy from that Dave Mirra's BMX game.
rip dave mirra
i only fucked around with tony hawk.
its a shame it is a dead genre
Oh so that's what that is.
Hmm, I think I've only played thps2. I opted to go outside and skateboard for realsies lol
It's kind of gross.
seemed like an expensive hobby to me
I only made that post to get to talk to you~
Oh. Well now I have to say something interesting.
Um...hey! SpaceX plans a private Mars mission for 2018.
Is that interesting?
I meant personally.
Like it's around 120-140 for a complete set-up and then 50 per board if you end up breaking it.
Thats really interesting
What are they trying to get out of it?
I'd also like to hear about you~
that seems ridiculous
So does punching a shit ton of holes in ur face I guess.
*shrugs* gotta go to work. see ya
You kind of feel bad for Samus, reduced only to shitty r34.
there is less of a learning curve required for punching a shit ton of holes in my body
so it just boils down to laziness. how shocking
but Im a fuckboy what do I know
Yeah, I think she's one of the coolest heroines out there
Maybe there will be a new Metroid game next year with Nintendo's new console..
I literally <3 that word filter
well investment plus time required is very steep. i wouldn't call that laziness and im sure others would agree but Im a fuckboy what do I know
The first mission is to collect data on entry, descent, and landing so they can figure out how to send people. It'll be interesting to see if the private sector can win out on this one, because they're going to share the data with NASA. Either way, it's great to see excitement about a space initiative again.
And um...there's not much to say about me. I'm kinda boring. What d'ya wanna know?
Which word gets filtered?
hey what's up
Kinda wanna pet Nagato.
Its crazy how much the world's cut down on research and progressing as humanity
kinda depressing tbh
What do you like to do? im a psychic so i know your favorite color is light green~
"but Im a fuckboy what do I know"
how do i say what it is
Woah, you're right! What celebrity am I picturing nude?
I like to run, watch bad movies and make fun of them with friends, read, and eat too much TexMex. You?
Try pressing Alt + 0173 between letters. That used to work on /b/.
what are you up to on this fine hump day?
Tell me what that means you butt
Desu you butt ._.
Oh cute, how was class
I was bored out of my mind filling out affidavits for work, but now I'm smiling like an idiot at these cute, tiny piggies! I just want to moosh my face into an armload of them!
its the smiley emoticon with the nose
btw i do not believe space x be going to mars in 2 years
those pigs though
I'm so hungry
Had a 90-minute meeting about my final-year project, it could've taken 30 minutes if the guy didn't go on a million tangents..
And tkd was so hard today, but I guess that's a good thing
Well, they don't plan to send people until about the 30's, but I wish them success on the 2018 mission. They just want to get a feel for landing people safely, ya know?
You stay away! Those are for kissing, not cooking!
ohmagosh I don't like pigs but those sounds the little ones make are cute ^-^
I bet they taste as good as they look though.
a-ahh that doesn't sound good..
Wanna watch anime or play dota later to help you relax then
I want a dozen of them to run at me making that little noise when I get home every day.
Whenever you want
yeah that one.
even a robotic mission really. the idea that dragon 2 can land in any planet seems a little silly. i would assume they would at least want to take into the gravity subsequently the thrust required to land softly and the sediment they are landing on, etc.
is it space x or the other ones that dont hold true to their dates
I can only do colors, sorry bae
But all of those things sound fun if only a little boring
Let me finish the game im playing now then we can do whatever you want, more time for you to pick between the 2
I love you
I'd rather have a friend irl than a dozen piggies
I'd rather have a Nezi irl than a piggy
Oh wait they're basically the same thing
Sorry I had to <3
Death to the machines
Come to think of it, SpaceX does have a history of delays. And I think this mission is to help determine the things you mentioned.
I told you I was boring. ;__;
What about a dozen friends to come visit your piggy?
So young. So mean. Damn that rap music.
*blocks communication on steam*
I don't deserve that many friends
i'd be happy with just one or two
i mean i believe they are like leading the space race in the private sector with the various contracts with nasa. like they are already shipping equipment to the ISS and they're supposed to do crew members soon too.
so if anybody is gonna do it it'd be them. certainly not mars one lol
Naw, I think its sweet to have a mellow lifestyle
Im kinda the opposite
But opposites attract, right?
we talk on Steam
I spit hot fire
i fixed my folders someone praise me
people are complaining about the touhou sticky
I don't deserve that many friends
Why would you say that, hon? ;__;
Oooh. Yes, this could be a case of private sector ambition winning out. I love NASA, but public interest in space exploration is sadly low, so what can they do?
Maybe. What do like to do? Must be exciting stuff.
it's on the frontpage
cuz I'm a loser
public interest in space exploration is sadly low, so what can they do?
Have ISIS declare war on Mars so we can dump a bunch of military money into preemptively invading it
I just looked in the sticky and no one's complaining
eh nasa's value has been kinda been diminished by darpa and others like it. space has always been a money hole but the technology which resulted from going to it is it's main draw until we actually get a foothold on the resources out there
they aren't complaining on the sticky in fear of getting banned
if she can sticky a useless post then she can ban whoever she wants under the same logic, right?
I still like you.
Oh, so hearsay
just what I've heard
According to personality studies,
our general personalities and temperament remain fairly consistent throughout early adulthood til the rest of our lives,
since those parts of our brains shaped by our DNA (like how big our amydala is) are essentially predetermined,
so if you're neurotic like myself, you may develop coping mechanisms, but nothing short of meds or a lobotomy is gonna fix ya.
But you should always love yourself.
Kinda silly if ya don't.
that girl has a nice tummy
I do anything that sounds fun usually
Actually studying to become a wildlife biologist so i can go travel the world and study animals and shit
turns out I liked this artist's work before I knew I liked this artist
makes top notch gfur, as well as futa. Not like I'm into futa.
Naww, that ain't true. And if it is, then I'm a loser too 'cause I'd hang out with ya.
Well, it is red, and they do hate communism...
Remember when Newt Gingrich was mocked in 2012 for saying we ought to be looking at establishing research bases on the moon? That made me kinda sad, because it's a neat idea. Granted he likely had military researching mind...
Oh yeah, you told me about that. Well, at least one of us is having fun. Are there any particular animals you want to study in the field?
Hi, Mr Show Up Just Before I'm About To Leave. :P
how you doin
Do you study better with cocaine
necessary evils we'll have to accept if we want to get out there.
space is just too damn expensive right now to put something out there without strings attached.
Either going to knock myself out with weed or continue studying.
I decide my own studying and topics these days, and try to play by my own rules, but I break them once a day.
But that'll just make my situation worse.
On top of a scattered sleep cycle.
I think everything would be better if I fixed that.
But I don't like feeling like death.
Not sure, but definitely with meth!
not even kidding
When ya gonna be back?
Knock self out with weed
Youre not having fun?
I always do when talking to you
Also I dunno, there a lot of isolated animals in the cloud forests of sri lanka that are really cool looking
I ate too many skittles
rub my tummy better you fucking freaks
Establish a routine and try to do things as drug-free as possible
imo the less you have affecting your mind the better
ikt is into that shit
I have ikt filtered you do it
nah you're sweet, gentle, and kind
true waifu material
I would, but since my sleep is fucked, I'm not sure if I'd get knocked out, or I'd be wasting precious time.
It's not precious time if I'm tired anyways, but I'm not sure if I'm tired.
Same thing with dosing myself with caffeine.
It's just hell if I'm super tired, but beneficial if I'm softly tired.
I should make a decision ASAP.
*reaches for your tummy but misses*
Yea... a routine is what I'm trying to do, but it sorta bork when I stayed up several extra hours two days ago.
And I started my routine three days ago.
*holds hot iron to your tummy to melt skittles, get 'em out faster*
I'm never having fun!
Ok, sometimes I am.
cloud forests of sri lanka
I dunno! Depends on what's going on at home. I can probably be back in an hour or so.
I seem to remember Helium-3 being mentioned quite a lot. Like, we wanted to get to mining it before anyone else called dibs. But then, how do you claim ownership of part of the moon, you know?
You seem to exhibit those traits too.
But you hate me
nigga you have to take this seriously
you having fun groping that couch kanra
Now this is hot
That decision should be to knock yourself out with weed
You won't be wasting precious time if you're recovering needed energy
Yuh theyre fucking amazing
Look at this thing
I don't hate you. I hate stupid. I still want to cuddle you.
I don't need drugs
I'm high on life :DDDD
i believe there is like some legislation preventing countries from doing that. but i am really talking out my ass here i am too lazy to look it up. i could imagine that going out the window as soon as it actually becomes not only feasible but profitable. like a gold rush on the moon.
idunno how to feel right now
I still feel the scathing wounds you left in my kokoro
This thread is full of bakas
Nothing to see here, nothing strange here.
*Nibbles your kokoro*
*fondles the couch sensually, making you jealous*
Seriously... the thought never crossed my mind.
Maybe that'd work. The notion scares me.
Get over it you fucking baby.
fondles the couch
how the fuck would this look like irl
Now you're not even groping my couch
What a loser.
Oooh, that ain't too bad.
It's pretty early for me. I'll be patient.