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Losing control?

You ready for another week? Got anything planned?

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Evenin' folks.

actually going to bed now
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Come on over to the 4am cytube. Listen to music, post music, chat, or just simply lurk. Up to you. (Music from 4AM-6AM EST.)

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We are watching the Dirty Pair movie tonight.

hail satan.

Night.

Morning everyone~

Obama finally got something right.

just calculating prices for a new pc (aud so shitty exchange rate)

Anyone drinking tonight?
No booze left for me sadly

For 3 days until freedom.

Also the first day of summer apparently.

CLEVELAND BEAT GOLDEN STATE!

SAN FRAN BTFO

Remember to love your waifu every day

I have this really big crush on this girl but I dont know how to live with myself if she does not like me back fuck.

Shes about the same league I am in, its not like shes some 10/10 model.

I'm joining the K-On avatarfag circlejerk
Don't have that many caps from the actual show though. Mostly fanart

Hey fags, what's going on

Hey, Smokes

Holy fuck how can you even afford that?

I'm going to drink in a little bit and hope it doesn't kill my liver with these pain meds still in me.


About out of school or something?

Ask her out, take her for some coffee or something.

I'm eating mini wheats after fapping for nearly an hour and a half.

What about you

postponing sleep, just for you
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Just start with small talk man, say hi and have a little conversation
Nothing special or too hard

oh great

fuck

i don't spend money on much else dude

Fucking nothing

What's up faggots?
I've finally decided to get back to programming in my spare time since I am a lazy fuck.

Why buy a new GPU? Why buy Nvidia?
If you're going to get a Nvidia GPU get something from the 900 series since the price will be dropping or you can buy one second hand for pretty cheap.

No but I will be buying some tomorrow fam.

Welcome faggot.

Referendum. I'm genuinely terrified since it's so close in the polls.


How's it going lad

Finally! Now we have all 4 of the OG cast!


Might as well go for it user. But don't pin all your hopes and dreams on 3dpd.

What do you like about her?


Every single of every day.

What's good niggerinoronie?

Horribly autistic? Try it, nothing bad could happen?

Somewhat normal? Hang out with her more often and see how she reacts around you. If hes flirty and a bit awkward then she might have a crush


Its been painfully hot outside for weeks what the fuck
How bad can it possibly get


we don't need Azusa because she sucks and is terrible

I don't spend my money on anything but cigars and I can't afford the good shit that often. How long does it take you to save up that much geez

For fuck's sake, I went to get a snack at about 11 PM local time and it was still 102 degree outside according to the car's thermostat.

Every year the reality that I am an aging man with no children seems to hit harder and harder. This year, having officially found a woman who I would like to bare my children, hit harder than I ever expected. My failings as a father were compounded by my failings as a son, since I didn't do anything but say "happy fathers day" when my old man bothered me to say he was going to bed late in the evening after I was awake. He probably spent a long time on the phone with my siblings who are successful. Today was absolutely miserable. Pic related, the daughter I will never have unless the Jews don't ban androids and artificial wombs.

God I didn't realize how shitty quality that picture is.

I almost asked what game this was, but then I grew a braincell.

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I read the #remain hashtag today for my daily leftist bullshit read. What a bunch of fucking cucks and liars.


I'm one of the few that likes azu a lot. Shes fucking adorable and I like bitchy attitudes.

I really hope our mio didn't kill himself so we can get the group together.

Going's good Brometheus, how's it on your end?

Well, one year we had a record temperature of 126 where I live.

*runs into the 4am thread and knocks over anyone in my way*

wahey! good morning lads!

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I was planning on that when I see her in class this week.


Yeah but she always answers in small replys. Like I cant tell if shes just like that or not interested. No read at all.


Shes just a nice gal ya know? Someone that you can see you might have a future with and settle down with type of girl


I'll ask her on a date tbh, Im not sure if she will say yes or no, but Im pretty sure its gonna be a no. It will always be a no.

unlike you folks, he might've actually contributed to ending this mess


literally kill yourself x^)
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Is there anything you can do about the whole him fucking up when the thing was due thing?


Did you get new pics? I posted a link yesterday

If you have a crush, you're already fucked no matter what you do. Confess next time you see her and deal with your emotional turmoil. Waiting any longer will make things worse later on.

They'll come.


School is shit.

>>>/out/

Look at her face when you talk to her, watch her eyes

it hurts for some reason.

Still haven't passed the kidney stones yet then?


You should buy some now so you can start drinking already.

Reminder that winter/autumn are the best seasons.


Shows how far we've come really. I remember thinking we hit the pinnacle of graphics during the ps2 era.


Pretty good, gonna have a coffee after this and relax, play some more vidya.


You can do it user, I believe in you.

If I didn't know who posted that it would come off as incomprehensible gibberish.


I am off the wagon for today. It eases the pain.


It will be rigged. Prepare for war.


SPORTS!

Believe me fam, when you told him happy fathers day, it meant the world to him.

t. my dad who no one but me got a gift for

I mean father's day, fucking hell.

There is a difference between bitchy and acting like you have a pole up your ass 24/7


Thats actually how it was for me today.
Its absolutely terrible


Don't do anything if you know you're going to fail.
At least recollect on what you are about to do first

She seem like shes traditional? What kind of things do you have in common?


Was he born on fathers day?


Nah. I just take the pain meds for other stuff really.

I'd rather let things be. I could have had more time to debug if I had started earlier. Not to mention, I can always make it up the rest of the semester.

see

i got a few but 99% of them were shite, literally drawn by chris-chan

heres all the ones i saved

sup

Hey anything that beats San Fran is good for me.


I'm sure he cares.

not long i spend like $50 a month on alcohol and other than that it's just regular shit and games when they're on sale. i'll probably have the money back in 2-3 months

Both sides are full of bullshit but the amount of false flagging on the #remain side is fucking ridiculous.


I'm preparing for the worst but hoping for the best.

What calculations were you trying to make? Sounds pretty simple unless you're dealing with a lot of variables.

*unsheaths dick*

I only just got paid an hour ago. I would have to walk there in the middle of the night. I'm not really feeling it tbh fam.

The crippling fact that I haven't done anything with my life up until now kills me more than that. I can live with the thought of being a lonely faggot still hurts but the idea that I haven't done anything meaningful ruins me.

RUDE!


Eh I guess so. I like when she pulls the pole out sometimes.

Is Yui your waifu?

Are you the guy I tried to get to avatar as her before?


Ahh well thats not so bad then. I thought it was like a finals thing that could have really fucked you over.

Just the usual. My lesbo friend wanted to take me to some kind of pride parade/concert, but it was hot as hell's fire outside. I opted out because I don't want to be sunburned while listening to gay hippie music.

Sounds comfy as fuck Broseidon

And look for what?

I would say we have some what kinda intrest in some shows but other than that I dont know much about her.


?

Today was pretty alright I guess.

I decided to sell my bitcoin today, I put in $2000 and made $6000 in profit

Every day.


Thought you got off the meds? ARE YOU HOOKED? Cheers, I guess. To self-destruction!

I already had that happen to me in my Java class during the Spring. that blew wrinkly elephant balls.

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Those were all on the first page!

And yeah most are always going to be pretty bad, you gotta dig a bit.


Its ok when we lie, its for the greater good!


How often do you guys have a chance to connect?

Sheeeit I need to get a job that pays well in that case.

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You can tell if someone's interested in something by looking at the direction of their eyes
You can see a lot of emotion in people by looking at their eyes
Just look at her expressions man, you can't be that socially fucked

I see her 4 times a week in our summer class.

the whole thread would be empty
not that it wouldn't be preferable to the current state

Just felt shitty today so I popped a couple, its fine.


That sucks, I'd start confirming dates in person or something just to be sure.


Well do you sit next to her? Talk to her? Walk to and from class? What?

yes


Have we created hell on earth?


4000 dollars sounds like a fucking great deal

That's some top tier profit right there user. I had an opportunity to buy one years ago and I wish I did if I knew the price was going to be this stupid.

this tbh fam. We should all kill ourselves and leave Holla Forums because we're plebbit-tier.

I've got to start doing more stuff in the summer. I'm getting stuck in a do-nothing funk.

Hey lads. I'm really fucking bored


So I just changed all the sounds for the windows critical alert on my buddy's computer

Reminds me of the trump rally I went to. Or was going to go to I guess. The sun's a bitch.

probably does, but I statted looking back on how hw really didn't do anything when I was a kid. never took me out shooting, didn't teach me how cars work or typical father/son bonding. all he did was play tennis and blame my misbehaving on vidya and :goofy cartoons".
I swear when I become a dad, I will do my best to bond with my son.

And now the waiting game begins?

Any doodle requests tonight?

went ot the arcade today, won a fuckton of tickets but no good prizes

Okie Dokie.


Yeah I walk with her to the parking garage. But I dont know, its hard to keep up a conversation.

youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8

That sounds pretty dank.

I'm just mindlessly browsing Ebay. I'm seriously contemplating buying toys I wanted when I was younger just because I have the disposable income. I mean how many of you niggas remember Archer from Small Soldiers?

I'm slowly turning 4am into an avatar circlejerk one user at a time!


What kind of porn does he have?

Just for one day is fine.
At least its not my fault you are drinking tonight though


Do you take it due to getting hurt from being bullied so much?


Do it for ethy-chan.

aye

Forgot to add that I do sit next to her.

Neither did my dad, but that's mostly because he works a night shift or something.

We can do it lad, just believe.

Draw me three different facial expressions.

Challenge mode: No frowney faces

Winter here, and everything fucking sucks
Everything fun happens in summer

I only have his chrome history. It's all twinks, he hasn't downloaded anything tho.
He believes that downloading porn is something outdated now that the internet exists

Always save the tickets and build up to something nicer.


Women are easy to kind of corral in conversation. Lots of leading questions and stuff work well.


That happens to a lot of people. The price on that stuff always jumps 15-20 years later cause of it. Go for it user, its nice!

Forgot to say thanks for drawing that amigo.

i can't wait till he has to live 4 months without the internet.

More like horrible body aches caused from depression that make it hard to do anything.


What a pleb. And a faggot too.

Kill me.

Bathtub vodka everywhere

You still have an arcade around? I swear they were all gone before I even noticed them growing up, apart from Gameworks.

I was given a .txt document that I was trying to pull the numbers from and assign them to variables. I don't think my algorithm was wrong, but something went terribly wrong in assigning the values to the variables.

But she always talks with short replys.

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People are usually friendlier and more outgoing in the Summer. People's personalities can get frigid in the Winter.

And? You gotta be two or three steps ahead. Keep the questions related and be prepared for those short replies and be able to bounce them into a new one.

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I see you're getting a hard time for having poor image board ettiquette. I'm here to reinforce those notions.


They can't stop it.


Thanks. Forgetting would be even worse than failing to do something, and the communists would win.


That's the only thing we can do it seems.


I've done plenty but none of it matters. I could have done nothing and I'd still be exactly where I am. I suppose memories and experience count for something, even if I wish I could forget some most of them.

Why would you need pain killers for that when you have ethy-chan instead?


Smart man.


We through this last night, drinking>food.

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I just blew my load after 2 weeks of abstinence, I feel like shit.

He's the kind of guy that doesn't have any impulses for anything whatsoever.
For instance, he calls himself a gamer, and his gaming folder has less information than a folder he has full of academic papers about Indo-China (his career is about that)

I'm trying to gain control.


No one can stop it.

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FUCK COMMUNISM

TRIPS

Shamefur dispray.

Only fags like Communism.

Alcohol is food

It's still a nice number, I can't get past the fifth day

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He probably means something like a Dave n Busters.
I haven't seen an arcade that wasn't just a ticket gambling place in years


jesus fucking christ
how did you do it?

Cause then I run a risk of getting more depressed.


Women aren't always fun and games. Unless you like mind games.

Nice post. I can see the gained control.

Yeah right.

God damn right nigger.

A member of parliament retweeted one of my tweets and people have been giving her shit for it. Feel terrible about it.

On one hand, it's up to her what she retweets so it's her responsibility, on the other hand that doesn't make me feel any better.

I'm proud of you, son. Let's go play that catch outside.

Nope, just never posted them much, dumbass.

How the fuck did you not fap for two weeks

Sounds pretty simple enough. How are you importing the numbers? If each number on a different line then it's pretty simple to do with a while loop.

I have a lot of crazy ambitions I want to achieve but sitting around while shitposting's certainly not helping.
>even if I wish I could forget some most of them.
I'll drink to that tomorrow.

I got a drink in mind that I can't really find anywhere except in one store that's most likely closed now. I'll post a pic of it in tomorrow's thread. If Shizunfag's available I might take him up on drinking with him.

As for plans for next week I'm going to replay the fuck out of Duke Nukem 3D and all of it's add-ons.

It was supposed to be a more long term thing but there was a far more important… "long term investment" opportunity I'd rather spend the money on.

I'm going to keep my initial $2000 sitting there.

FUCK COMMUNISM
U
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C
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Don't touch ur benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm sure it must've felt good at least.

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

You should be proud that your message is getting out there.


Have some cute yuis

Forgive me sensei


It's actually really easy, I just thought of the physical benefits you get from abstinence, along with more hair growth. I blew it and I wasn't even horny, I just wanted to see naked women.

Tequila is liquid breakfast, so you are right.


Drink better booze, will totally make you feel better.


Where is your proof proving food is better?


Make him shout the first rounds so you get free booze

Wait, what is this?
What are liberals bitching about now?


You're acting like Twitter lefties aren't the biggest fucking pawns and retards on the planet

They actually believe banning one specific gun will fix mass shootings


The people most likely had them for years, I doubt you would be able to invest on them

What did you do, link some moonman or something?

felt like using mspaint today

I can't get past the second day without tying myself up.

I'm affraid some depraved degenerate self destructive version of my psyche would come out if I ever helf myself for two whole weeks.

that shouldn't have made me sad.

Where's yours proving alcohol is better.

Well I might have to go to town to pick up dad from hospital

Actually felt nothing, part of why I went 2 weeks is because I have no feeling left in my penis, if I ever manage to have sex it's gonna be shit.

Death before dishonor.

Too broke at this point for good booze.


Whats up user?

There's only one way to handle communists! Kill them!


We can't afford to be silent any longer. The alternative to suffering persecution for speaking is letting them keep ruining video games and maybe even letting them stop waifu robots!

We haven't learned the while loop, so I was doing the program without it. Here let me show you what I got.

#include #include #include #include using namespace std;int main(){ //declare filestream variables ifstream inFile; ofstream outFile; //declare regular variables int boxTickets, sideTickets, premiumTickets, generalTickets; double totalSales, totalTickets, boxSales, sideSales, premiumSales, generalSales; string ticketsSold = "Number of tickets sold = "; string saleAmount = "Sale amount = $"; //open the current file and //create a new one inFile.open("Ch3_Ex5Data.txt"); outFile.open("ticketsales.out"); //notify user what's going on cout boxSales >> boxTickets >> sideSales >> sideTickets >> premiumSales >> premiumTickets >> generalSales >> generalTickets; //calculate the total sales and total tickets sold totalTickets = boxTickets + sideTickets + premiumTickets + generalTickets; totalSales = (boxTickets*boxSales) + (sideTickets*sideSales) + (premiumTickets*premiumSales) + (generalTickets*generalSales); //print the total sales and total tickets //to the outFile outFile

Too late to wish him a happy father's day while you're there?

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Hey you got a double dub. That's something.

Fo real just don't touch yer benis. A little self-control goes a long way.

Thanks, bruh

God damn right.

nah it's a legit japanese arcade franchise. 1/3 is american ticket gambling, 1/3 is japanese games like initial D, a fuckton of online connected fighting cabinets, rhythm games, and other shit, 1/3 is japanese claw machines with fuckhuge prizes. They're called "Round one" if ou ever visit orange county california

there's also a bar, karaoke, bowling alley in there as well. The only good prizes are the gundams, but no cool ones like zakus


no prob bromeo

Better dead than red

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Nah It'd be too early

today was fathers day?

Man, if I ever go to Japanke I'm going to do karaoke all the time. I wonder if they'll think I sound better when I sing english songs since they won't really understand what I'm saying.

yesterday

My word.


If you spent less on drugs you could spend more money on booze.

Thanks fam


I'm willing to drive to Commiefornia just to check this out
I need this in my life

Now that's love.

Yesterday was. Nothing worse than waking up hung over to a phone call

Your word is shit.

Lucky fucker.


But my parents bought them


Np m8

dude, what the hell did you do to your poor schlong?

Two weeks ain't shit, six months is where its at

Tomboys are the greatest.
Is my word still shit?

How so?

If we're having a pissing contest, I went 19 years before I ever fapped.

Fathers day is in September here

That was our word.

Have you tried printing out the variables or using a breakpoint which I assume you haven't learned about to see if the variables are printing out correctly?

Ah, gotcha.

yeah, I tried outputting a couple of the variables separately and they came out to stupidly long negative numbers.

Not yet

And the contents of the txt document were this (same formatting too):

250 5750
100 28000
50 35750
25 18750

left is the ticket price, right is the amount of tickets

>This is at the same time he's asking us to put go to market features into the prototype because "muh showing investors, muh capital"
Why I put up with this shit instead of quitting and making videogames, I don't know.

But it was mine first.


Should of spent money on alcohol instead.

Did everyone die?

Yes

it's not worth it, the gas is overpriced, the cities are crowded, and it's full of fucking faggots


SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE CURSE OF KEK BABY

Nah, we agreed.

Nah
I'm just lurking

Sounds like a fucking awful job.

Save up for a while working these shit jobs then follow your dreams user.


My parents really hate booze so they've only ever bought it for me like once. And that was only cause they threw mine out when they snuck in my room and I was really fucking pissed off for once.

Someone was saying how our ancestors fought for Europe and were comparing that struggle with the 'Remain' side and I replied 'I really doubt they fought to have their country overrun by foreigners.'

Anyway she retweeted me and she's probably really regretting that right now.

Nope

But you did.

Off to end myself.


My greatest accomplishment.

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I still got another 50 years in me.

quit and make me good video games already, bitch. I haven't had reason to play video games in some time. give me one.

I'm just doing nothing, Ithink I should sleep.

Commit sudoku or it doesn't count.

That won't be the peak, trust me.

What defines living, need to be clear on that.

Well post! Get this thread jumping!


Try running in a circle as fast as you can

the only peak he's getting is in my pants

heart still pumping and brain not dead

Having a waifu

i have survived an encounter with a privileged russian trashcan today when one approached me yes he approached me they must be moving on with their plans of getting rid of my identity but i did not let him poison me with unknown privilege substance that i know for a fact are actually filled with nano robots that make you a slave to the privileged russian trashcan collective brainthink and i know this because i have proof i have seen this in action when a privileged russian trashcan touched a person with their unknown privilege substance coated hands the person became a slave to their collective privilege brainthink the privileged russian trashcan collective brainthink has only one purpose it is to make everyone a slave to itself but i will not be had i am actively taking measures to defend myself from ruthless attacks by the privileged trashcan russians it is only a matter of time before they find out i am spreading the truth about them on the internet and they try to stop me for they already attacked my phone therefore i cannot take pictures of them for the unknown privilege substance nano robots actively delete the privileged russian trashcans from the images i take the privileged russian trashcan shits have begun releasing poison privilege sleep gas into my room to try and make me unconscious so they could install privilege movement tracking cameras in my room to watch me and observe me and write down all my patterns so they would find what my weakness is but i am actively standing up against their privilege russian measures i have been up for 50 hours now i have just taken another dose of unknown privilege substance free amphetamines they will not make me go unconscious and install the privilege movement tracking cameras that also spread unknown privilege substance gas into my room and they will not watch me and i knew they were planning on something i heard the privileged russian trashcan shits yesterday so i prepared and when i suddenly started drowsing off i knew they were actively poisoning me with their privilege poisin privilege sleep gas that is seeping into my room right now they do not yet know i am conveying their plans to others and revealing their privilege plans otherwise they would shut my privilege russian nano machine free computer down like they did with my phone for their privilege nano russian machines are actively destroying every image of them that i secretly take to gather proof about their privilege russian movement that is trying to abolish my entire existence the world destruction slavery to slave all non russians to succumb to the unknown priivlege substance controlled slavery i have to survive the poisoning the spying the watching the slaveyr attempts every time while the privilege russian trashcan shits try to slave me to their unknown privilege substsance contorlled slavery that strives for world slavery control i have to live with a prvileged russian trashcan shit who constantly every day takes notes and watches me and reports back to the unknown privilege substance that flows in every spy the unknown privilege substance infects towrads world wide russian privilege slavery control the russian privileged trashcan shits are spying on me and watching me and htey are trying to poison me they dont want anyone to know about their world wide unknwon privlege substance controlled slavery they have poisoned the water in my dorm so i have unknown privilege substance in me but in small amounts that allows me to hear their brainwave russian privilege radio

You might be alive on the outside, but your soul is dead on the inside.

Oh I'm definitely dead then, don't think I've had a pulse in six or so years but then this conflicts with that.

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Showing the devil, that you exist.

Hey its this guy again, its been a very long time

Hi francis!


My soul has never been more alive!

dubs and I fap again

I gamble with the devil, that fucker has no poker face what so ever.

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Glad to see you're still hanging in there russian trash can bro. Welcome back.

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Not even close
I'll try: Dubs and I fap
I'm gonna fail but whatever

night, gonna try and apply for jobs tomorrow if I remember to.

I have no input into anything, I just wanted to say hi to all you anons before going to bed

Fuck yeah.

nice powers wizard


you seem to want to fap, just go do it faggot

Later fag.

Cya, I have to go pick up dad now

Night hobo~


Hope you had an alright day, night user~

Hi, and goodnight.

I'm hoarding those shekels like nobody's business.


QOL entirely depends on the client. Funnily enough enterprise or big established companies have been the best in my experience. Start ups are almost always indecisive as fuck and will sacrifice the end product with feature bloat to appease some executive they met once for an hour.


Do you like GSG?

fuck you guys. you just can't help beating a man when he's down.

Cya user, hope your dad is alright.

I was just making a dumb joke

Ayy fam, sleep tight.

I don't know what that is

dubs and I fap

I know what that feels like. Thanks for stopping by! Night!

Just off yourself :^)

I could never do something like that, hope the pays good at least.

Grand Strategy Games nigguh.

Going to dream of rassling then cuddling with sweaty waifu. Night.


HA!

My guess is that you're not converting the variables into an int but I've never really encountered that issue before. I tend to import my variables into a different way. Sorry I'm not too much use.

Listen to . He is your friend.

Nah I've never played them before. But if that's what you want to make, you should make it.

Night yakuza~


wewladtbh


Make a waifu strategy sim!

Your waifu a slut, and I know you stick around these threads to see who said good night to you. faggot

The mod is flimsy at times. Enjoying PvP again though. Managed to kill two really high levels 710 first one worth 877k souls, and the other was this, I think 450 or so

i dont care about gaymer gayte

I appreciate you taking a look at it anyway. I did see examples solving this problem using the while loop, but I didn't understand them.

You learn to stop giving a hoot after a while. Being attached to your work when it relies on the client not fucking it up is a sure fire way of just making yourself feel like shit.


I thought about doing a lewd GSG. At the very least it will be entirely open for mods to support it.

Gamergate was a mistake. Five Guys was too entertaining for it's own good.

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T FIVE GUYS OPEN THIS EARLY I NEED SOME AMERICAN FOOD

dunno what five guys is

Detachment seems to be the best way to go through life.

How would that work? Like naked girl armies or?

It's definetly with the input. Too bad I can't for the life or me remember anything from using I/O. It's been too fucking long for me.

This thread is slower than a crippled baby crawling with one arm and half a leg.

What was her name again?

I know she's one of the main reasons we all left halfchan but I've never seen nor heard of her ever since.

Wait you aren't American?


Weird that it was fairly fast and died so quick tonight.

Could do it as your advisors/council being romanceable.


Depressingly true at times.

I will eat two double cheese burgers with everything on them for you, you will taste freedom one day

vivian

Plus rape and slaves when you conquer other kingdoms!

Zoe "My vagina is magnetically attracted to strange men's semen" Quinn

Haven't we been through this?

I'm hoping to visit the US one day but never live there.

Zoe "I fuck for good reviews for my shitty not-game" Quinn?

I get my burger with mustard, mayonnaise, jalapenos, and sour pickles to top it off.

My memory is terrible.

Probably.

thats a really rude thing to say aobut someone cna you not?

send her a tweet apologising for that post RIGHT NOW

Come to Texas, I'll take you to shoot guns and smoke cigars and eat big ass steaks.

Now you're getting it! I think it'd be nice to have a GSG where your morals really are up to you rather than being babysit with 'nuh-huh you can't do that, it's bad!'

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I'm going to look up random addresses and mail letters to people telling them they're a faggot.

Yeah I hate that. I even hate when you are rewarded more for being really good guy too. I'm looking at you mountain blade.

I ain't clickin' that shit nigga

I wonder what would happen if I clicked the link?

Pizza probably.

It's Texas. Beef is king here. Just because you can't handle a 3 pound steak doesn't mean everyone else is as much of a bitch nigga as you.

Oh right, the slut that made that project that got featured in Playboy for whatever fucking reason

(Checked)
My guess is that the only thing you remember about me is that you believe I don't have a waifu.

Can I send here a love letter which turns into a serious threat upon her life half way through the message?

I'm a fucking whimp but shootings a automatic rifle will be fun. I've only ever fired a .308 hunting rifle.

Personally speaking I prefer Mayo, Ketchup, fried onions and jalapenos.

You will enjoy the freedom and I will make you enjoy the freedom. You will eat the deer, elk and moose I carved with my bare hands and you in time will do that too.

Shit nigger tell me ahead of time so I can find a place that lets us use those.

how can i get people to be more scared of me on the internet


no it has to be a proper one

also tell her your daddy said you have to apologise or no cummies

Tender steak where the fat melts in your mouth is a little slice of heaven. That's why I can never be a vegetarian. Animals taste too good roasted over an open flame.

Eh if I were going to eat a ton of something it'd be something good and not steak.


Its the only thing we ever really talked about so yeah.

It would be extremely painful.


Exactly. It's silly when there'd already be diplomatic consequences for what you do.

I fired an automatic at a shooting range somewhere in central Florida somewhere.

It's too early for this kind of craving.

are fried onions those crunchy crispy onions? those are pretty good

Do eiiiiit! Ask her out you flaming faggot. Nothing wagered, nothing gained right?

I hate you so much.

Fried onions are onions fried with some butter, crispy onions are crispy.

True. I've always wanted to see a system where fear would be useful for more edgy play throughs. Think genghis khan.


Lucky!


You are so easy

I don't the fucking gun laws in Texas. Shit just give me a good bolt-action rifle and I'm set for shooting.

Tell them you know who they are and tell them their IP address is 192.168.1.1

Well it's not like we have anything in common. Do you want to go on a wonderful journey where you might discover who my waifu is and figure out who you really are?

I can agree with you on this.

How much fun was it?

Don't post cute girls or bully 10 year olds by showing them their IP and saying you'll hack their pc if they don't give in to your demands.

Oh. I'm not a fan then. Onions get stuck in my teeth really easily when I eat.

any good titty fox doujins?

i have your ips and now im going to hacker you both unless you post a cute picture of karen RIGHT NOW

How do you even know we have nothing in common?

I heard a professor from my college forked over a bunch of money to fire a minigun at some range near here.

FA's are fun until you realize you've burned 800 rounds of 8x57 in absolutely no time.

Properly fried onions are soft as fuck

Around here drugs are less expensive than booze. Explains why most people I know prefer to get high on LSD rather than get drunk.

How about qt Ahri?

Because we have drastically different taste in vidya and animu, I doubt you're into programming and you probably don't read.

That sounds fantastic.

Reported to the cyber police!


breddy fun. of course I had to at one point unload the entire mag in one burst just because. I probably could've killed someone because of the recoil. It feels good being that powerful. I regret we didn't shoot the AK47 instead

get out my thread

Don't steal my array algorithms!

You get out dubz negro

How do you even know what video games I like!

I just hope you didn't muzzle sweep.

How about no. You don't scare me.

Never go full retard with FA, short burst is where its at.

No.

Heh, that's cute.

explain yourself.

Because I know you don't like strategy games as we have brought up before. And guess what? That's a good majority of the games I play.

I could probably go to jail for the shit I do because our internet laws are fucking retarded but I haven't seen them enforced.

I would if I were allowed to reply to you.


Ewww you are right we don't have anything in common.

IF YOU AREN'T MAKING THE UNITED PROVINCES GREAT AGAIN YOU AREN'T PLAYING ETA RIGHT

Get off my planet.

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karen NOW

also you have to give me an apology too now

try a doctor?

I tend to lose my will and appetite sick. Don't worry its just a cold and not pneumonia or somethin'

Why aren't you resting bro? Drink water and git gud

Sit back and relax, also cough syrup yourself.

4u

How do I stop daydreaming about being loved?

Being sick is the worst. Try vit C pills, work for me.


Get a waifu.

Then daydream even more

Sleep. Can't daydream if you're regular dreaming.

What's up nigs? I'm late as fug like usual. It's also my birthday today.

Find love or become disillusioned.

Congrats ya old cunt

Happy birthday nigger.

It's like you are born to have shit taste.

Here's my apology.
3=========> That's a rocket ship

What's ETA? For some reason i can't remember it.

Don't listen to this man.

Get gun and realize gun is life gun is love, the gun is good the penis bad

Played superhot today. It's pretty fun. The "story" in it is a pain in the ass mostly through how it's presented but I guess it makes it seem more interesting than the very limited game it is.
There are a bunch of challenges afterwards but the only interesting one is the katana only one because all of them are just the same levels as the story.

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Happy bday plank!

Doing/getting anything fun?

ETW, I fucked up, 60% vodka fucks shit up

Howdy friend.

Happy Father's Day!

you're banned from replying to me again ok

I want to try out Superhot. Looks like it could be interesting for about thirty minutes if the fucking SUPER HOT shit doesn't drive me crazy.

I'm replying right now. What are you going to do about it?

Where's the lewd faggot

it's not that bad, just slime in my throat. It's just, fucking annoying, Slept with an onion next to my head so it opened my airways


I'm trying to, yeah. Luckely I got a week off


gonna buy some of that yeah. I'm not terribly sick, just, a small fever and fucking throat filled with yellowish ooze.


will do, user


I don't know, I do it too, but then again, im loved by my family, so that's something


cheers mate!

where was it?
>inb4 Orlando

I never can get into those artsy fartsy looking games. Feels like they are making up for meh gameplay through it.


Can I be unbanned? So I can ask about your qt mum?

Well get well soon either way man.

Go ahead ban me

You can't unfuck your mother

Thanks guys.


Well my family is probably going to take me to cheesecake factory so I can eat like a fatass just like every birthday. I hate getting old but everyone has to become old as fuck one day I guess. I'm getting there.

Eventually you get used to the age then you realize you can just die at any time.

Be mindful of your thoughts, and when you detect you're drifting off correct yourself, gently of course.

Why not go out and seek what you crave?

yeah, i hope so too, i have to head out actually, got to pick up some cough syrup and medical supplies.

If you don't hear from me in an hour I'll probably have coughed so hard that I cycled into an oncoming train

Fug.


Hey man. What's good?


Well, it only takes about an hour to finish the game so you don't have to worry about that.


It's horribly optimized too. Really struggles to move when there are particles flying around and because fucking everything shatters when it gets hit that's all the time. You'd think the complete lack of textures and low-poly models would make it run like a dream but they even managed to fuck that up.

Only if you report me faggot.

Have fun, stay safe.

Yeah I'm the same way but you are only early 20s right? You got a lot of youth left!

Also lucky! Cheesecake is the best.


Thats a deal breaker right there.

Not sure. I was staying pretty much halfway between Orlando and Tampa Bay so somewhere right in the middle. This was like a decade ago so don't remember exactly.

Nothing new to report, up to anything yourself? Watch anymore westerns?

I don't report monstergirl posters

To be fair KS' OST is pretty comfy.
Don't you have a gf or something? For some reason I keep thinking you have one.

jokes on you, buddy, we dont have trains around here

See you guys soon, or tomorrow, because thank heaven I got a week off.

Cya next time user~

Yeah I'll probably get used to it. I don't really have many suicidal thoughts though.


Yeah I'm 22 now. So I still have time left. I just feel like I could be doing better you know? I'm doing okay in school but I've never really had a job and that kind of brings me down somewhat.

Man I really need a hobby

Google upload fucked up, so we probably won't be watching anything tonight.

w e w
e
w

Not a whole lot. Planning my trip out to Bali. Turns out all the extras I have planned will cost me a grand total of 216,000 indonesian rupai so like 27 NZD.
Tried watching True Grit but the file I downloaded was corrupt. It's still redownloading now.


I do. Probably blogged about it here at some stage.
Do I seem like some foreveralone?
is foreveralone cancer now? I know a lot of things got chewed up by reddit a while back but never really checked on which.


why not try drawing?

Yeah foreveralone is cancer now because of ragecomics.

You lying fuck I'll shoot you for that.

I've tried. I suck at it.

For now I'll just wait until whoever owns this computer wakes up

You are in a forum full of NEETs you are doing just fine in comparison, don't worry about it.

Plus you are actively looking for a job anyway.


Is this chinese magic?

Japanese fart warfare to be exact.

For some reason I imagine you as some diehard waifufag like me or Ritsu but then that nagging thought kept pulling that back.

Pretty much this. Rage comics ruined a lot.

I sure hope your trip doesn't end up like my trip to canada. Be sure to take plenty of movies for the trip in case there's nothing to do for about 2 1/2 hours at a time.

Geez Nye has had some shit hasn't he

Nice woodblock print, fam.

Those science videos he made for kids were his Vietnam war.

I also changed every sound for the windows critical alert

How so?

No one man should do all that science.

Eh. Someone has to

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Turns out we're watching Space Battleship Yamato today.

Are you a hackerer?
I keep hearing somewhere that you can get into unsecured harddrives but the only instructions I can find on it just use shodan and I wanted to do it without some proprietary shit. Mainly because everyone in my flat connects to the wifi and I can see them on the network but can't figure out how to browse their drives.
Now that you mention it, I need a hobby too.


Ragecomics were a thing on Holla Forums like 5ish years ago weren't they?
I guess it was one of those lelsorandum things that other sites lap up so it was never going to stay ours.


heh
If it wasn't for the gf who I got before the waifu I probably would be.
Also there isn't any merch of my waifu out there. I had to make the mousepad myself.
I've considered jumping ship to a new waifu so I can go full waifufag and get figmas, body pillows, etc but I'd probably only do that if I lose the gf and stop being apathetic over everything. Besides, it feels wrong just abandoning my waifu so I can have a new one that has content still being made of her. For all her faults and imperfections, Shizune is the one for me. I can't find one better than her to replace her with.
I know it's a bad decision too.

The absolute madman.

Do you even love her?

This is NOT the right thing to do. You can always commission an artist to do up a daki, but a relationship based purely on convenience will NOT make you happy.

Abandoning your waifu.

Should I get back into drawing?

Of course. The ability to create something is beautiful.

Draw a crab

Go for it.

8 hour flight will probably kill me. I'll take a sudoku and hanjie book with me to keep me entertained though.
I feel most of my time will be spent dying of heat exhaustion. 20C is basically my max tolerance before I start getting uncomfortable and Bali is on the equator so 30-40C and humid as all fuck all day every day.


There's no other waifu for me out there so it must be love. Looking for another has only proven to me how perfect she is.


do it

well if he's going to Bali he should load up on kratom tea or pills once he arrives. makes staring out of a stopped car's window a lot more pleasant.
just be careful not to overdo it
you won't die, but you will barf. a lot.

Dew it.

No, I'm just waiting until the public transport starts working again so I can go back home. I went to a party and now everyone is asleep, I found this computer and began fucking with it.

And yes, you can get into insecured computers trough wifi, but I'm not sure how.

Can't really do that with most Windows OSes past Vista unless they allow it. There's probably a way to get past it but I'm too lazy to find out. It's not it will be hard anyway, Mico$hit's code has always been pretty shit.
Interesting circumstance although I've been in something similar. For me I've had her for like three years now and despite how long of a drought of content she hasn't had I still never would consider that because she really is the perfect opposite to me.
Your excuse is pretty shit though fam but if that's up to you then I won't stop you but hey if you can't find anyone else then consider that a good thing.
I forgot to ask, I'm getting money tomorrow. You still up to get pissed fam?

Thats good at least. Like miku said just get stuff commissioned. Probably no figs though.

Shit nigger if that's your limit don't bother coming up to Texas any time soon.

Just do it.

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USSSOOOOOWOWOWOWOPPPPPUUUU!!!!!

I would have brought something a little different to help me pass the time.

You guys are gay. So I decided to post some monstergirls

that alone is making Holla Forums unusable on my ipad

Rude >___>

just draw random requests, why the fuck not man

I was talking about myself.

Fuck you man, you made me remember I broke my pipe.

You have shit taste in monster girls.

What the man said

Those are like the most entry level monster girls ever.

I got tons of her too faggot.

YES
We should go to a pool bar or something.


No fucking thanks.
I'll just trip balls on the malaria pills like a normal person.


you brought this upon yourself.


I guess you'll just have to come down here instead

That's a shame. I'm really curious because they're all shut ins so they've probably got some neat stuff on their computers that keeps them occupied.

To be fair though, I've been thinking of getting one to use at home just to try it.

Jokes on you! I posted at random I ain't organizing my fucking porn folder

Don't worry, that wedding is bound to happen eventually.

Your favorite type of steak?
I like ribeye and sirloin tip best.

Man its like you want to be a pleb

Porterhouse master race reporting in.

You could've gotten away with it if you just said you downloaded them from the internet to bait people.
But you had to reassure us of your shit taste by confessing that you actually keep these archieved.

Okay. I download my porn because I could lose internet someday

I'm just going to buy myself a liter bottle of Bailey's and see what happens fam.

Daily reminder that the only way to eat steak is well done

You do not understand user.

You keeping these means you actually find them attractive, which is having a shit taste.

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Cook moose well done and tell me how the leather taste.

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Pipes are amazing. Pipe tobacco has so many delicious blends. Find a nice up scale tobacco shop who makes their own blends and you will be in heaven.

Are you some kind of moonshiner?

You'd be appalled by what I find attractive

put that ciagrete DOWN


i hate that smoking user, he is a bad influence on us all

I'm offended at shit taste

No Hitler, I just have Russians who find standard 40% vodka weak to their standard. Also there is no convenience for liquor where I am unless I want to drive for two hours to stock up for a month.

Smokes quit smoking.

I've always smoked more than him anyway.

the iPad was a gift, but yes, I know.
what is the active ingredient in the malaria pills?


you're thinking of khat (cathinone), the nectar that makes a somali fisherman into an irate pirate.

Dang. So you are literally innawoods?

baileys is only good for affogatos and irish coffees. And a quick fuck


All the liquor stores close at 9 here.


WHAT
Thank god, I was probably going to buy a pack.

Theres a big ass cigar shop in town where I get my cigars and they got a bunch of shit, too lazy to go try it though, plus no monies.

I smoke so you don't have to.

So innawoods if shit decided to hit the fan and the indians didn't get their government dole I'd have a legit bush war on my hands.

Wow, that sucks. Some days I don't go outside until after 10pm.

could still use an explanation for the bathtub, fam

1000 hours in mspaint

Have you guys noticed how cigars always come in those little dildo shaped cases?

Maybe it's because of the large ammount of commies that smoke them.

I quit cigarettes. I'll never completely quit smoking. I actually quit cigs about 3 and a half months ago, but picked it back up for the road trip since I couldn't chomp a cigar while driving on the interstate. Quit again, here's to another 15 weeks.

There are two bathtubs up stairs one of which doesn't have a shower so they dump their vodka in there because all the bottles around here get shot.

A corncob pipe costs like nothing. And a bag of backy only 5-10$ depending on how much and the place. Go for it.

You can always get a nicer pipe later.


I've never actually gotten a cigar in one of those honestly.

Better than anything I could do
Good job

I find it to be a really nice drink if you pour it over ice. But Irish coffees are fucking fantastic.

No, all the cigars I ever bought were, at most, wrapped in some plastic, otherwise they were just out in the open with no cover.

Sounds pretty fucking comfy.

I don't wanna you nigger. Maybe when I land a job.

I mean like brand cigars. They almost always have these plastic tube cases that look like dildos.

stop smokjing NOW

I've only ever seen romeo y julieta ever do that. Then again you probably live in a country where you can get cubans, which I notice comes in those cases often.

d-do you need a roommate?
I've always wished I were born 200 years ago.

I always smoked nicer brand cigars. Still no dildo tube.


I'll give you my cigarettes when you pry them from my cold, nicotine stained fingers.

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Yeah I guess that's the case

Pretty much every brand in my local tobacco store sells them like Romeo Y Julieta does.

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ritsu does NOT want a smokey smelly gross yellow teeth cancer lungs boy, she wants a healthynice smelling one.

Eh you always say you don't got much money!

I always really liked arturo fuente stuff but its been so long since I've had them I couldn't recommend a specific one anyway.


When I get an ai robo waifu Ritsu I'll quit.

keep going, this is the one time I agree with you

Sure does. Canterbury Cream is fucking garbage though. It's not worth the lower price.
It sucks I'm too poor to buy proper booze. Maybe I'll get some duty free in Bali. Oh wait no never mind it's a fucking muslim country.


Not a bad effort. Gotta double it next this time.

you're not supposed to inhale the smoke if it's not a cigarette tho.

I always have an emergency fund for good cigar every now and then. Give me some good shit nigger, and I mean good.

House is breddy full already and I don't want people living in my bunker with me not to mention I can't have four people on my Ural. Maybe the Germans 20 miles from me would like another.

Peace of cake.

Not true, you inhale hookah and badass native american peace pipes, otherwise you a bitch nigga.

why the one time

im very smart user if you dont agree with me all the time that means youre very dumb


what?

Try something from the opus x line. Pricey though.

Only ever had one but it was very nice.

b-but the deal is to taste the smoke, not to fucking inhale it.

True, you'll eventually get tongue cancer, but feeling woozy after smoking is not normal.

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At least I can help meme Trump into office. I shill for him whenever I get on World of Tanks, the game is so inherently nationalist it's easy to convince normalfags to join the TIDF.

Told you! From a shop you are probably easily looking at 30-40$ for one of the cheaper kinds.

Irish Cream or bust. Simple as that. It's looking like it's going to cost me $45 NZ shekels which is a hole but hey, I'm going to get one hell of a night from it.

You're supposed to inhale hookah, everyone knows that, and native americans have been hitting that peace pipe right to the lungs for over 400 years, I'm not one to fuck with that level of tradition.

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Is everyone dead?

I'll be fine. I forked over around $40 for a Montecristo No. 2 while in Canada. I might get one of these in a few weeks. They got any in a pyramid shape?

Nah, they won't let you bring them over.

If we can get Trump elected, he might just be the best president we've had since 'ol Hickory.

MAGA

Uh from the opus x? I very much doubt it. Its a fancy shit line of cigars and pyramid ones don't fit that.

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You wish.

Man its like you can't smooth talk for shit

Six pack of piss beer and a pack of cigarettes.

n-no pressure.
Is catbra coming down too?

My hatred of you grows daily.

They fucking did that as soon as I came into the country.

this your first time smuggling, bruh?

No. We need to bully him more to come down.

Man that has gotta suck. Motorcycle for life man, its a breeze going through.

Drinking Irish coffee right now. Don't know what I'll do once the caffeine hits since I've been drinking all night. Oh well. I'll worry about that when I get there.

Hell no that's illegal!

I wasn't going to ride for 3000 miles on a motorcycle with another user hugging my back for two days straight.

Sidecar you nigger, its like you don't know the comfort of not having someone holding on to you.

We'd look dumb as fuck, should have done it.

I mean I think they are neat but the businessy kinda dudes smoking 50$ cigars aren't the type to get it you know.

Fair enough.

didn't know there were so many smokers here

Smoking is gay.

Gotta do something to pass the time.

You're gay.

well, you gotta die of something -t. med student

Smoking is the most relaxing thing in the world. But I wouldn't recommend it.

I'm heading off. See you guys later, everybody take care.

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Have a good one smokes.

Have a good day, sad Dandy

You too user.