The Master of Touhou, The Meme Machine

I'm sure that definitely got you out of your house and laid.

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I was recommended it once when I had a hangover. I felt betrayed.

drink raw eggs for hangovers :D

It would slake my thirst.

Kiss my penis

Did you get it from an Asian mart?
That's where I get mine's from

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Oh I get it, it'll make you sick, but you're already sick feeling, so the sick cancels out the sick.

Like fighting fire with fire. You just have to burn the fire.

Got it from Kroger

no tap water

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*I take your pulsating member in my paw and wrap my lips around the tip and kiss*

That's adorable, but I kept expecting it to do a fucking backflip and the Jojo song to start playing.

that and the extra cholesterol just soaks up the bad stuff in ya.

It's better with Asians, trust me

would you get me a ginger ale?

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*My tail brushes against you*

if i had any

That sounds almost as silly as my completely sarcastic statement.

I'd rather just have a sprite.

Now go do some dog shit in the yard.
I don't want you to hear me talk to the vet about neutering you

How would you cure an upset stomach if you got one right now.
All houses should keep ginger ale neatly stocked.

actually having the eggs before the hangover is better, it helps the liver process alcohol.

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*Drags ass over your Peruvian lama silk carpet*

Just no.

Yeah well there's ticks in that carpet, so you have fun with that in your ass

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i would probably just lie in bed and suffer but i do that regardless of my stomach problems hehehe

animus- gay furry suffering

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We need Sci to come back and make Animus great again.

do you really want that

I'll lay in bed with you.

I like Knuckles better

BRING SCI BACK

BRING SCI BACK

BRING SCI BACK

Absolutely not.

Just making a joke about the "furry menace".

COME HOME WHITE MAN

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well he did have a nice folder.

this is very appealing

which is better-
animus- anime shitpost circlejerk
or animus- furry gay suffering

i think the first was the original intent tbh

Why not both?

the first was originally intended but honestly the furs have been keeping this place afloat as of recent

We already assimilated a bunch of horse fuckers so why not let the dogfuckers in too?

Let's begin now

who is big spoon

You say assimilated but more of you have turned into furries, actually.

you

perfect

im in that kinda mood too

High. What's going on?

tfw circlejerking weebs are a dying breed

HAHAHA

What a laugh and a half. We find more under every goddamn rock.

what mood is that?

the mood to be big spoon. and all that entails

eh, i suppose, it's just this community of circlejerking weebs is dying and being replaced by furries
also, that song was for sci
may have shitposted but had good taste in music

All he posted was /mu/ garbage that sounds like a brick being tossed in a blender.

I'm super excited

I wouldn't mind being a spoon of some sort.

Is this noise "good music"?

different tastes, i'm willing to admit i listen to pretentious brick blender hipstershit
the question is
what do you listen to?

what for.

FUCK OFF MOOGS
FUCK OF CHIII
DIE

hey

... i listen to it more for the art in the videos tbh
japs have some nice electric shit though

Dad music.

Warren Zevon. Simon and Garfunkel. Meatloaf.

Essentially old white guy stuff.

Oh, you'll say hi to them, but not me.

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Nada Surf, Sublime, The Microphones, Simon & Garfunkel, Garbage, Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Against Me!, The Lowest Pair, Seven Davis Jr, Mouse on the Keys, Little Boots, Com Truise, Garbage, Refused, AJJ, etc

i thought it'd be funny given his post. secondly i was in a call with you for like hours.

Sorry, I don't click vids.

Yes, but I brought up the point that you don't say hi in thread.

Don't forget Garbage.

what a load of shit

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Squash is a poor little princess after all.

my nigger

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i don't think i've listened to any of those, though i've heard of Simon and Garfunkel

i'm more of a Led Zeppelin/Guns N' Roses when it comes to my old white guy stuff!

Ska is OK, but i'm more of a Reel Big Fish sort of person
tfw no sufjan bf
not a fan of the whole new 80s synth thing
whiny hipster acoustic shit that i love so much

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theinternationalreporter.org/2016/04/25/revealed-eu-members-devise-plan-for-united-states-of-europe/

i dont get why thats something you should apologize for but okay

isolationist nationalism has lost in europe ever since like, world war 2
enjoy your new globalist overlords

I, for one, welcome the superstate.

That is also acceptable old white guy stuff. Have the song I want played at my funeral.

youtube.com/watch?v=6dscsGRjpxk

I deserve the nice things in life.

A: Sorry, I don't click vids.
B: Fuck off with those vids.
C: Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

europe's so fragmented though, you guys with all your politics and nationalist groups everywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

let's all just get along

where did my boy toy lloyd go

Not really the message I'd want to leave.

im really not following

Shut the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

true enough
it's just that it's significantly sad enough to give it a nice funeral feel, you know?

GET DOWN

Good night.

America was worse when it began its little short life. We would become the strongest.

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you will need to be in order to stop us when we become super nazis

sweet dreams test

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Missouri forever strong.

Missouri will be your misery.

I have not seen a quality feels thread on Holla Forums in forever.

I just can't anymore.

I honestly miss it.

IN THIS THREAD WE POST OUR FEELS -

10% tired
40% happy
40% unhappy
5% Dj Khaled.
5% Angry

FEELS.

100% tired.

20% curiousity
10% sad
10% want to cuddle someone
60% tired

100% JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM

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Don't be a pussy, George.

WOOOSH!

you dont know who i am kyle dont put expectations on me

you say hi to them

do it! if you don't, then people think you're a wierdo! or anxious! or a nerd!

I've known you for 4 awful years.
I know enough.

So what's up everybody? Nothing going on right now? I'm rewatching an anime I like

th-thanks

HI

HI

CRAWLING
IN
MY
SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

just chillin

hey lenks hows it going?

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better than 10 minutes ago
going to play some more games before I head off to bed in the next hour or two, how are you bro?

speaking of no bae, time to sleep
alone

forever

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no it's not that simple

a wrong move and the awkward silence can worsen and cement itself as the norm.

there is already a certain level of excellence expected of me in one particular case i guess. like a high opinion that i am afraid to squander with my shit.

You're going to get cucked like every other time.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Terribru

When I do try to force it, then sometimes I creep them out. I can't do it naturally so I have awkward expressions or just stare. It's gross tbh

Hey what you up to mang?

Cool, I'm drinking a beer here while I watch anime. The most uncool way to drink guaranteed

she's a good person but i'll probably break up with her, can't even stay hard doing her.

thats good then i think? i am doing aright, though it is extremely cold again so that might be part of ruining it from being a good or great

im sure youll be fine, just roll with it and everything usually turns out alright

sweet dreams

when bey gets cheated on by jay-chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i will do nothing. it is my way. wei wu wei

goodnight

playing csgo

I hate the cold too
this match is kinda rough atm lmao

sweet dreams sebs

good luck with it!

LENKO

Real talk.
This bae talks makes me blue now.
Current bae is confusing.
Also threads are confusing.
Am I confused?
Possibly.
Making a mess of a post.
Not caring.
Taotally caring.
Have coffee.
Empty inside.
See my weedman soon
YAY!
-Dies internally-

Sup fam?

WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH

CANT WAKE UP

watching anime with frands
its 5am tho so probs gonna sleep

Well, now I'm bored with invading.
Not sure what to do.

raise your HR

Am I an asshole or boring or something? I can't get people to keep up conversation for the life of me.

Doesn't the game have hit detection issues?

it is kind of late, so

I dont know who you are. So I have no real connection to force conversation.

(force being positive)

Pass.

+1 reply.

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Sorry.

5% lonely
5% jelous
5% anime
25% happy comf feelz
20% sleepy
20% full of gud pizza feels
20% wanting

I guess that's a reason, I always figure that coming at night would make the place less saturated and give people more incentive to talk to me.

not really fishing for replies if that's what you're implying. Just want to talk to people every once in a while. I live alone and my "girlfriend", who was friendly at first, is now some turbulent nut case.

The more I use Discord the more I realize it's stupid.
People randomly mute you or you don't have access to a room.

brb, the weedman cometh.

k

literally the only room you dont have access to

stop crying and just let me put you in it

idk

Not crying, but it's a pain in the ass because this isn't the first time.
I don't want to use an app that I have to hope people are on to either unmute me or whatever.

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reee ree reee
-u

HES IN A CSGO GAME

Off to bed.

barely paying attention to the thread, sorry

sweet dreams

what?

nini

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Spoily.

hey ems! hows it hangin?

Loose, no underwear. How bout chu

u want sum fuk bby

No I'm only into my onii-chan.

lies
I bet you're touching yourself right now you fucking whore
you fucking whore and your god damn lies I bet you want me to kill you and sell your organs on the black market, fucking whore

I'm saving my virginity for my onii-chan!

:D
♥ page sounds so comfy happy kind~

^_^ la la la i'm having a good night tonight!

lol im doing alright, thanks for asking bae

I'm so sleepy tho. Is 11:30 tho.

no naps allowed?

too bad she thinks you're a retarded man child

Am at home! I just woke up, which is the problem.

Am back

no

No resistance

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but.... doesnt that mean you could go back to sleep?

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cute~ ♥

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I needs do things.

:D

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well darn it all, guess the only answer is to tough it out

or pic

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I saw one today with the white and black paint job.

You Aussies and your right-hand drive compatible laws and jap imports.

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thats what i was thinking but id rather you not really

:O

who she?!

how do I hold all these skylines.

I only ever see 350z/370zs here. J e l l y.

brb committing sudoku

Cute gamer girl :3

brb stuffing the face with food

gitmad

gimme cute folders!

M-Maybe after the series has ended, it's barely even finished yet ^^

well that will put you to sleep.....

greetings, it's 6:40am

is ur gpu really kill?

I'm in safe mode now.

In normal boot my "Display driver stopped responding and has recovered" every 5 seconds or so and I can't boot any games

so rip

r i p
can you uninstall and reinstall it? or is the card actually kill

I updated graphics driver and it didn't help

I also didn't change anything before the crashing started so....

Get an R9 390.

maybe not of her. ._.

i mean do I really need that to play lame ass csgo

Ye

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1337fps

bad housing area choice, landslides would be a bitch but Im a fuckboy what do I know

its rainy here too

oh so the emoticon is now filtered, good to know

so its clearly unsafe

I don't need a really amazing gpu, just a good one.

at least my kewl lazor pistol keeps me safe~

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I'll fill in for you, who should I flirt with first?

is the purple line the laser?

R9 390.

the residual tail end of a shot i did.

is the rest invisible or what?

it's actually really hard to screen shot what i see in action.

since you prolly can only see the full effect in motion since it shoots soo fast. to create the full guns swirly stuff.

A salad a day keeps the Luka away

Soto likes his salads.. tossed 7

oh okay

nice seven

Yeah she is crazy..

I don't think a hungry African would eat that

mom

yeah
and i can't really google the specific gun i have since guns are procedurally generated and have random effects and styles.

lol

why is subtle talking to themself? ._.

Omg
I meant that for you
Ahhhhhhhhhh >

Fun fact: I barely found out yesterday that tossing salads also meant tonguing an asshole

I'm so innocent sometimes

Also nice 7

Spinach is fucking delicious and good for you faggot
Eat that shit

i only like watermelons

*pets soothingly*
you sleepy?
i am.

Are you white

That's a fruit, not a vegetable

Russians aren't considered "white" so no. Also I'm a quarter Mongolian

What's a vegetable?

lol that picture

happens
stop
shh more tongue less talk

Not really ^^ Though I had a meeting that was kinda boring and g2g to another one in about 30 minutes
That's a nice song too

You really act like my real mom

But water melons.

Okay I'll bite

Is the stuff people say about Luka really true?

Is she really hungry?

That is such a depressing thing to hear.

Consider me your surrogate mother then, and go fuck yourself.

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What about them? You can't have mine

Lmao I know me and Manny were dying when we saw that

Check my 9 bruh

Never mind.

music posting

She also beats me when I least expect it

You're fast

Is Manny your boyfriend?

Okay you can have one watermelon...

love love

Uh, thank you.

it is nice song~ ♥
* snuggles close for comfort as i pass out soon*

meetings?

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i am hungry. yes.

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youtu.be/Rrps-gIQDo8

He's my friend

He's also a boy and a weeaboo faggot too
I've known that nigga since middle school

LOL GET FUCKED

Gimme your pay pal so I can donate 25 cents to the #FeedLuka kick starter

*carries you to bed* :3

Yeah.. just school, group projects and stuff like that

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I actually raged irl when the webm didn't play Inside Identity

=w=
tell me bedtime story about what ur group projects are~

This is like one of my most popular osu beatmaps to ever exist

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It's software people would use as an air traffic controller in an airport, it's really not interesting :c
Not like we are making games, now that would be fun..

Awwwwwww shiet nigga

SD saves the day yet again

Nakinyko hasn't came out with any new mashups lately
He better make something nice soon

Have you heard his other stuff?

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;~;

You played it too

Teminite's Highscore?
I only know that song because too much of wubwubs back in the day.

Knew you'd like it.
I've got webm of Black and Yellow Sketch + Sweet Chii o' Mine.

ayy

Don't tell anyone. I don't want people asking me for melons

That makes me sad... -hugs you tightly and doesn't let go-

Oh nice, I lost contact with all my friends...
You ever touched his penis?

Yeah it's an awesome map too ^^

so like you actually do stuff?

*hugs*

I guess I do stuff ^^'

Ooh those are good ones
I have all that niggas songs downloaded
I'm like his biggest fan

Cause I was drunk
We all make bad decisions when drunk

No
Why would I?

Ah, well then.

g2g bye :)

Pretty odd that he hasn't made anything new in a while though.

♥
bai

i go nini

Bye.

Sleep well.

oh fuck me, someone else in the world likes Feed Me.

Why wouldn't anybody like them?
I mean they're damn great.

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If not repetitive, but it's that sound. The one sound that makes it a Feed Me song.
++ Cott

Now that you mention it, never noticed the repetitive parts.
That feel when can't unhear those now.

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It's just because that's part of Feed Me's style.
Listen to enough songs and you do notice it sounds... a little repetitive, but the sound overall is unique to Feed Me, nothing IS Feed Me except Feed Me, so ..
yeah albums are lacklustre

True, but I think the collab songs lack those parts.
Anyways I'm off to pack my things for gym, cya Chiri.
youtube.com/watch?v=fd3QePlkbAU

Got to love when your wall hooks give way and wake you up by dropping your picture frames on the fucking floor.

I love this song tho,

7

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Cute boys dominated by futa lolis...

little known Machigerita

Good morning

pretty dead, good shit

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