LISTEN UP FAGLORDS
DARK SOULS IS A SHITTY, AND HERE'S WHY.
BY BEING EXCLUSIVE TO THESE CONSOLES, THEY ARE SEDUCING TEH TRU GAMERZ FROM REAL GAMES WITH IT'S "GRAPHICS".
BY NOT BEING ON WII U, IT ENTICES NINTENDO FAITHFULS INTO BUYING PRODUCTS FROM $ONY AND MICRO$OFT.
GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, AND EVERYONE KNOWS A GAME ISN'T FUN IF IT'S NOT COLORFUL. FOR EVERY DARK SOULS GAME YOU WASTE $60 ON, YOU ARE KILLING GAMES.
BUY A WII U AND PRE-ORDER ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD TO PROOVE THAT NINTENDO IS THE NEW JESUS!
