Safety strap silhouette guy will never be added to SSB

feels bad

You know he'd be OP. Knocking niggas out with his wiimote, breaking the player's tv with his awesomeness.

Imagine the possibilities.

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The year is 20SG. Everyone mains Silhouette Guy at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends soley on the wrist strap. The safety metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

he was texture hacked in

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unga bunga dorks nerf pocket sand

its for your safety