/mtfg/ male to female general

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I really hope this isn't your arm

You're cutting the wrong way x_x

My hand is falling asleep

...

stop lying on your arm

idk who it is
might be seb actually, it was unsorted in my cuttening folder

I miss Erin ;~;

poor guy

looks pale enough


keep calling her name
maybe judge her
she will come running
and marry someone

Is this Loss

so lewd

Buy me a ring.

thatd be hilarious

you want to marry me?

mfw

I can be lewder

prove it!

I need my green card.

...

I would never fall for that shit

amazon.com/4-87-Black-White-Diamond-Ring/dp/B00B5SJ4NK

:3c

AM can i have your dick pics now

and they absolutely love each other
it's weird right?
but it makes sense
cuz arranged marriages, you learn to live with each other and love each other
love marriages, that love kinda drops off before the marriage takes place

i drove to cali AND washington today to help family move

...

boo do you not like me anymore cuz I'm nice to luka now

how many trraps did you fuck

You can get goats for the ceremony too ;3

oh my

you need to learn to shower before you enter the thread so it doesnt smell like curry all day

other than that we're cool fam

Take off ur clothes

theyre already off bb

Dude, this is like Satan 101 shit. You need blood for a black wedding's pentagram, baka.

Omg ur lewder than me!

The sheer lead-headedness of your racist comments makes me embarrassed to reply to you sometimes.

drinking so much rn im gonna die but its chill


0


pls

niiiiiiice

/licks

oh oops

well that doesn't sound like a very fun trip

...

but srsly though. black diamonds look p rad. I think I might treat yo'(my)self.

Liking shiny things is sucky sometimes

evenin...

hey there lenin

stalin...

Samoa am love u

ahhh wait


it was boring as fuuuuck being on the road for that long just moving stuff for people but well worth it

He didn't end up in Michigan to get cucked for that.

batr pls, you know I...

bruh it's about time i get to do this

I like glowy things .//.

ITS FUCKING GREAT

Like glow in the dark?

Do you have those little stars all over your ceiling?

Whats happenin old timre
how you doin 2nite

now if only i can just be left handed in arma and i'll be set

...

nm uknoe.. just doin sama stuffs... hbu

Bartin

I always wanted them as a kid, but no.
I had a glowy paint thing and painted my initials on the wall tho. It's painted over now.

But you can see it in my Samus statue.


there isn't a mod for it?

don't know but bohemia needs to make it default for people like me

...thats whats up

word

I got me a motherfuckin piano
You ever play any piany?

you and your samus

listening to the joshua tree, sipping quervo...

i took lessons when I was younger... im decent, im told i play piano like a rhythm guitarist

...

That's the shit my negro
playing anything nowadays?
I've been trying to get this music theory shit down
makes way moore sense with keys in front of me

grim why does my minecraft launcher not work tho wtf
did they get mad because i always memed?

You know wha'ts required to seduce him.

idk?
is it going to the error log after attempting to launch or just not starting at all?

it gets stuck on this
if i hit play it says to restart so the launcher can update

Weirdo.


Ketchup?

im mid process on something for my daughter, little guitar riff thats evolving...writers block.

music theory aint hard its all cycles and number theory

...

...

Samus cosplay .

check your firewall maybe

how even.

...

Welma, don't cosplay as Samus pls

that's so cute
Damn dude how old is your oldest now?
not to be weird but shit
your kids probably damn near 4 or 5 huh
thats fucking MADNESS

If I was going to wear something like that I might as well do a fun character.


I'm just jealous.

...

why D:

Why would I? The fuck?

I want to like something a quarter as much as you like Samus.

idonno. but dont

hawwwwwwww

why not a guy

hey now
you need to share things you enjoy

I just said I wouldn't. It's practically just a blue britney spears suit. Kinda boring.

...

5 this coming october....

...

just why

What do you mean?

find a dude

they look like meth

What's it like being a dad

reasons

...

the single most rewarding, terrifying and life altering endeavor one could ever be part of...

nyoro~n


Who are these people
are they having a drug fueled sex party

LOOL

You know how I am with that shit.

Plus I kinda want to see how tomorrow works out.

That's fuckin beautiful my man
i don't have no right too but I'm proud to know you

youre a good man Bard, and I appreciate the sentiment

times change, people change~

you're a good man sama, too bad you don't come around here too often. how's it goin'?

dunno. they probably are just naked and on heroin.


i feel like it.

Working on it. Apparently I need to be kidnapped a few towns over for that to occur though. Guess we'll find out.

I'll turn location on on my phone so if I need help I can just text you or something.

Grim x Elma OTP logs pls

WHAT

I know that feeling

9 am, time to call it a day.
G'night.
youtube.com/watch?v=sDI6HTR9arA

thank you... i have a general self-imposed business these days. keeps my mind off various personal items. Im doing fairly well, yourself?

goodnight sd!


not too shabby myself. returning from the gym and cooking post workout meal currently.

2:34 PM - Welmies: g-goober
2:34 PM - Welmies: oh

There are none.


A chick from work is kidnapping me to her place after work tomorrow :p

She wants to "show me her tattoos" etc.

low carb, high protien?

more like

MyLoveInterest: Grim-Kun please stop asking to see my butt!
You: B-butt
MyLoveInterest: Grim-Kun pls

...

for shame welmers


yeah, baked chicken breast marinated with olive oil salt/pepper, brown jasmine rice approx 4 oz, 3-4 oz steamed green beans, with some tea.

oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


you asked for logs and I gave them to you
what more do you want, fucking faggot?

...hes clearly deflecting his animosity for his wifes inability to use a contraceptive...

lol why?


yeah kinda. she was hilarious about it on the phone earlier. that menacing giggle was adorable.

do you see yourself in him

sounds kinda hot tbh

sounds good, i usually skip the starches for whole wheat pasta

...yes :/

/brohug

Not sure if she'd be your cup of tea, but yes.

I WOULD be the fucking prick that forgets to pre-carve the melon prior to a damn picnic, knowing there will be kids in close proximity to my knife weilding

I used to be slightly into more forward kinds of girls as a kid

idunno

maybe that's why I still prefer older women now

hey bard...

top kek

FUCK


FUCK YEAH

hue

OH. I was thinking about what she looked like, but that makes sense too.

woops

hey bay bay hey bay bay hey

noice


rip

imma head to bed now though

night welma

...

what is rip supposed to mean here?

night

Good night

This triggers me. So hard.

heres that thing... forgive the tipsy fingers

im a little smashed

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work in progress, for my daughter

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

sigh

Do people actually do this?

Shit in their room and blame it on the dogs

admit your feelings for elma, darling.


I'd imagine you two's conversations to be extra steamy.


That actually sounds pretty good, but carbs are always welcome. I'm planning to mix it up with some baked sweet potato.

some cars and people are ill-equipped for auxiliary inputs of any kind

what kind of git fiddle do you have ?

yes... shit drives me nuts
should be a greentext story about how i went for a cuise with a coworker, dude wants me to hear something, blast kid fucking rock on his cell phone when hes got a goddam wireless sync and a decent system in his car

martin jc16

i tend to prefer sweet potato... always keep it in stock here

If they're up too much later I'll passive aggressively walk through their get-together down to the store for a drink or smokes or whathaveyou. I love walking through those without introducing myself or caring who the fuck they are, it's the best.


That's disgusting.

This is no excuse, I used to rock one of those tape deck to aux converters in my old Jeep

That is just... no

Daaaaaaamn Niggaaa you got pictures?
That soudns like a guitar right there

That's what I mean. Some cars don't have tape-decks, brah.

It's your place too, assert your dominance

...

...

Ugh
Submissive traps are so boring man

MAKE A CD THEN

OR BUY PORTABLE SPEAKERS

AAAAAAAAAA

no

i dont have any pics on this drive of it...

this is it tho... grabbed from google
jvguitars.com/images/2003MartinJC-16RGTE-FFlay1400.jpg

Yes

again
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT

no

LOL nah, I'm good. She literally owns the place, so...


I was on the phone for like an hour and a half earlier. That's more minutes than I've had total on my entire phone plan so far.


You don't seem to understand:

Old cars are old.

Yesssssss

I have no idea but being drunk and dancing while singing with someone is fairly fun.

it just looks so tasty


the act of or with grim?

How drunk are you, m8?


Both.

I'm worried about you.

Why

IS tasty...word

Somethings wrong with the way you think.

I've finished a 12 of XX and a bottle of wine since like 9.

...

That would explain it.

How does it play?
Alyas wondeered about them Marrtins
I used to havea Taylo back in the day

interestingly enough... dos equis is not very good


i dont always drink it but when I do i fucking dont because its awful

sup

THat's not that bad, really.
Compared to average at least.

I have add

...

Someone always buys it for me.
I have some "Not your father's rootbeer" too.

What?

the factory setup on the neck was the first thing I fixed... filed down the bridge and the nut for a custom light setup (008 to .56), the action is close and easy... because im lazy

n-nothing
how about you faggot

the same company makes a ginger ale thats good...

I have add

uwaaa


as usual you're a man of few words, don't ever change you sonuvagun.

What?

I'm pretty sure I've explained this a few times, diggy.

better to be silent and thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt

Hey just who do you think you're calling a faggot?

I like girls

No you dont

Thats hella light
but I like the fat low end
must be great on a jumbo like that
This is my yairi


How long have you been playing and where did ya get that guitar from? must have cost an arm
or perhaps even a leg

that last but was samaism #49

I'm not lying

They're okay.
I prefer high abv black IPAs.

Oh well what does that matter?

Exactly

you like girls thats gay

Because you said there was something wrong with the way I think

the guitar was a gift... some ten or 15 years ago
ive been plaing since i was 9. the guitar retails for around 2500 for that model and year with my customization

i prefer guinness

And I really like "girls"

But that doesn't have to do with traps

I'm just saying
Subby traps are shit

God damn my d00d
Does it have ebony fretboard or was it after the switch to mmircata

y-Yeah???

protip: everything is shit

except satan

rosewood

...

please don't do that

still good
still good

What is your brand of choice for strings?

stop disliking things... this is the fun allowed zone

Stop dick riding please

They seem like they are made for dicking though.

yeah like ALOT

telling tsuchi to not ride a dick is like tellin the cowboy not to boy cows

What?

Boring AF

Oh. I didn't get that memo. I'll catch you guys later.

martin.. ive only ever used martin strings on my acoustic... ernie ball on my jagstang and peavey rockstar

doesn;t sound like it to me

I'VEGOTTOGODOSOMETHING

it was posted at the internal affairs office...

You're a pro?

I can't read.

hjun

^
I sneezed and hit my head on the keyboard.

Like what?

At what?

oh... oh my

Damn dood how many guitars do ya got?

I am a fan of those elixirs myself
love me a nice bright punch

...

its a fap I bet

traps
and never being online.

That's because you're a pleb

4
the 2 electrics, the martin and a johnson acoustic

What is your other electric?

And whats the story with the j ohnson :p
do you ever even play that with the martin around?

...

Just bash your head full force into the keyboard a few more times and see what comes out.

could be

ghjnbvraldfcghb

^
that was like 4 times

pls b nais

...

Seems fake.
Try again for austerity's sake.

Shut up, Bebop.

have a fender jagstang and a peavey rockstar

i picked up the johnson a couple years ago when I had to send the martin off for repairs when it was knocked off a stage by basketball and cracked the neck... martin guarantees their instruments for life and will fix one no matter the age. the johnson is a good student instrument for when i go to teach my daughters

What an awful fay to put my tongue in another girls mouth.

I can t even save an image to post at you

Why?

"pleb"

Its never a good day anymore.

finally

post work out food is done

and it tastes good

That's absoluteley awful
Can you feel wherethe crack was?

Rip in pieces

Its a good thing its fixed up that's
man that makes me shiver

thumbs up

they replaced the neck...

I don't want to ruin my computer.

brown rice is such a bitch to cook

What's wrong?

I don't think anything wrong with me right now other than i'm about to pass out.

then stop downloading all that porn

ah y-yeah of course

Gonnabuy a cello o an upright bass here soon
My friend is interested in taking up violin or viola since that piano came around
hella excited for it

Nigga my phone is a piece of shit

get good then

Sorry I can't help myself

electric cellos are fairly cheap... they start around 300. would be a good way to begin

It'll just be your keyboard.

baka baka

Help me

thiss one is sexy Bard...

yamaha svc110
$2,430

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Can't i'm going to bed.

naaah

#tomuchporn

Wait

Isn't it past ur bedtime?

[10:56 PM] Bebop: stop thinking every fucking user is me lol

It's usually you.

the past 7 haven't been

That's cute
haaha Idk if I have THAT kind of money though
that''s more than I even have for a guitar :p

my little sister can't be this much of a perv

y arent u on tho wth

sorry... i have expensive taste, tend to go overboard

Hey nothing wrong with that
Money can't buy happiness but it sure as helll can buy better instruments

money CAN buy happiness... the temporary kind, hookers and coke dammit

samaism #19

it's sunday

^^

if youve never done coke and gotten a whore i strongly encourage you to do so.. puts hair on your chest... manliness, etc.

DO DRUGS KIDS

God will send you to hell for being up too late on sunday

THIOS
FUCKING
THIS
THIS
THIS

...so i gather kitty is a thing,
cute?
...is she black?
*wink wink nudge nudge

she round
she thicc

*something something my anaconda

anaconda is a play on my genitals suggesting i would do something sexual and that makes it whimsical

sage

OHOHOOHO

man... where is eerbody?

well
it is 330 a.m

sleep is for the weak... im starving

...

me too my dood

I'm a boy

...its your turn to entertain me
find something funny on the internet, or be funny yourself, go...

make me food?

its fun to pretend...

They say I make a mean burnt toast

Only when the skirt isn't imvolved

But that's gay

most toasters have like... preset cook times

anything over 2 is killing it.


...so if kitty is a boy what am i doing with my life?

Im not good with on-command-funny

haha
being a massive FAGGOT
from the looks of it

THE INTERNET IS CHOCK FULL OF SO MUCH CAT STUFF THAT SHIT IS ALWAYS FUNNY YOURE JUST LAZY

ill tke that, im at peace with it.. namaste

You hear the latest DJ shadow?

This is true
I can do lewd, thats as good as it gets right now

no, show me things oh guru of barty wisdom

and i can only do drunken belligerent.... so were square

YOURE square

hip to be

Nin did I do something to get you mad?

2016

...i just have to breathe air to make nin mad

and lo he saw that this was good, much unst flowed from him

Please no

No

...

hmm. okay
z

...

YOU WILL TAKE IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT SQUID
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I meant I didnt want it stuck in my head

vocaroo.com/i/s1ZAdiyEjrKp

shrimpcocktail.jpeg

Didnt you record this a long ass time ago?

...yes

me too

vocaroo.com/i/s0sDSzZJSHrV

haha
this is so me

...

vocaroo.com/i/s04LvvNNzhzb

her ass gots herpes and yo ass gots lupus

bruh wat

vocaroo.com/i/s1FxOaOOuz91

tfw 13 hour shift

sorry, I don't speak italian

Cause everybody dies in the summer~
Wanna say ya goodbyes, tell them while it's spring~
I heard everybody's dying in the summer~
So pray to God for a little more spring~

me either, im not good at german

you missed it again lol
go sleep

Spring is the worst season

stop being so coy kitty...

tsunkitty

Cucks!

Good touch

Says the gook

ill cuck you, by use of your imouto : ^)

But I am an imouto.

imma cuck you too

Getting NTR'd is a fetish.

what a terrible fetish

My name is Hannah and I'm 6 years old. I love smoking cigarettes and weed and I like drinking beer from my sippy cup. When my mom tells me to do something I call her a fat bitch and spit in her face. If I wanna go out and do slutty things with boys there's nothing she can do about it. It's my hot body and if you don't like it then you can shut the fuck up.
(Crowd booing)

It's not one of mine.

hey there
20/m/IA here
how you doin ;0

It's about to be

No thank you.

Pls no

then cuck you by using you?

That's just be rape.

Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes

i didnt think it was even possible unless you were dating yourself somehow

...

Suck a dick

taylor could get it

shhh... It's sleeping...

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

gnight mording

good night!

cant wake up

Quit making so much noooiseee

...

Wake me up inside!

Getting out of the shower and sitting nude with the window open feeling the wind against your naked body is one of those things you can only do when you live on the third floor.


It's morning!

W A K E
ME

U P

inside

some further lyrics that i dont know


it just may be, also that is pretty lewd mordin

That must feel nice

I know how it feels to wake up naked and make breakfast while naked though
It was one of my favorite things to do

Scoot drink with me

Remember when I used to live in this garage scoots and would always get drunk?

Good times

CAN'T SLEEP

c0de

Only if you teach me.

clown will eat you

In Soviet Holla Forums I eat clown.

i wouldn't know where to begin

The glory days

Something with C? Idk the guy whose video I was watching wanted me to make a sign and use a compiler to show it in a cmd box or something.

It's only natural!

Do you do that when you live with your grandma too?

oh right i meant to ask where you were reading or who you were watching
what all do you know?

i just decided to clean my desk a little and oh look
$200
what the fuck dude

I know some abbreviations I guess
/n is new line
/d is for integers and a couple other ones I can't remember atm

i'm triggered \n

I FORGOT OKAY \n
fuck you

It's ok, my Sweet one. But shouldn't you be sleeping?

pm me a vid from the guy youre watching

when you eat them do they cum glitter?


to be lewd? : ^)

Lenko tell me how much you've changed since 2013
not as a poster but as a person


Fuck all this nostalgia bro

2013 feels like just yesterday


Of course not

This was back when I was living by myself
Also do you live by yourself?

about to be quite soon, bae!

No they just scream in pain.


Job, money, /fit/, pretty damn strong, nicer, meaner. idk what else

but that isnt funny at all... well it is cause clowns are evil but not funny enough

Their suffering gives me great pleasure.

please dont glitter their faces

+rep

nah I'm just going to kill them and burn their corpses

It fucking lols

Link please :3

okay thats fine

like favourite and subscribe or I'll bomb something

youtube.com/user/thenewboston
watched seasons 1 and 2 of digimon with this guy and some random episode of code lyoko that was supposed to be a game of thrones ep like 4years ago

...

no

if it involves you sure, why not

I will rain chaos on their world, leave their circus' plundered, dominion in ruin, and over 12,000 clowns prostrated by me and me alone all for my amusement.

Yay! *explodes*


o-oh


noice, now I'm gonna have a one sub special

:3 kidding

...

That's actually really good dude
Props man, you've actually been doing better in life and shit

I-Its not like I actually care about you but Im glad you're dong better and shit, niggas gettin /fit/ and making money, that's like the 2 best things in life


I cut myself here when Kon said I was too much of a bitch to do it and ariel was naked doing it too

Also when everyone was fapping on cam

Oh and who can forget when Nymph threw up on cam and literally passed out while his cam was on for like 8 hrs straight and he later crawled to the bathroom

Or when Erin got naked on cam for me thinking we were camming privately but was so drunk and didnt know (s)he was camming in public tc too


Ive actually known you for a while

just realizing this

gonna start watching this anime today or tomorrow, looks hilarious and i love this char
goodnight fr tho

lol soto, I'm sure there are other things I could point out but nothing comes to mind, when I earn enough I'm just going to go travel and never come back ya dig?

oh phew, thankies


that is the cutest gif


Yeah I've been here for some time

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lol