I installed a CIA for Fates and I STILL feel ripped off. Why is this such a bad game? I only played Birthright before deleting it out of disgust, I can't imagine Conquest being any more tolerable.
How are all the girls so boring? The only ones worth caring about seem to be Maru for Aptitude and pics related for TITS. And Camilia's probably the bustiest, right?
Fuck this game holy shit. Fire Emblem thread, bitch with me or post a GOOD game in the series. Like any of the SNES ones.
Levi Morgan
I liked Awakening, but I was pissed when I heard about all the stuff that was rewritten/"localized" like a year later. I haven't played Fates and have no interest in doing so. Why are a bunch of characters just rehashes from Awakening?
James Foster
Killyourself nonstalgia drone
Conquest is the only good one
David Bell
You deserve it
Mason Perry
You installed a Central Intelligence Agency?
Tyler Wilson
I pirated the Special Edition and Hoshido was at the top. Plus there was no reason to even consider ditching these new guys who have shown me more hospitality than the edgelords of Nohr. And Revelation is meant to be played last.
Besides, how the fuck can you think this is a good game? Jesus, I thought people going "le fug of niGGers xdddd" were pretending to be retarded. We could've stopped this.
Find the 3DS thread.
Brayden Hill
Because you are better off playing 20 year old games faggot
Carson Sanchez
user, are you okay?
Angel Carter
Maybe you should play a little bit to find out what is motivating each character and why they behave like they do. Conquest is the only one that goes further than "defend peaceful kingdom from evil empire by slaugthering all their armies" which has been done dozens of times in FE
If you want to play your SNES oldie gems you are free to do so anytime boss
Camden Bailey
There is nothing we can do for you, you shameful millennial.
Jaxon Peterson
what if they are good waifus though
Jackson Garcia
It's worth it just to drink Hoshido tears, the game fucking clubs you over the head with "YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED HOSHIDO YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED HOSHIDO YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED HOSHIDO" through characters nearly having a tantrum you didn't pick the clearly and obviously correct kingdom while your new Nohr niggas understand you're opposed to the king but you gotta do what you gotta do. All of one or two Hoshido people aren't a total manchild about your deciding to go Nohr and even then I think one of them only figures out you're not evil despite your choice on their deathbed.
Adam Clark
You at least did the effort of trying the game instead of just bitching about it without even touching it, like most of Holla Forums did. Kudos for that.
And yeah, Fates was disappointing at best, even the Conquest route. Even Neptunia did Conquest better.
Cooper Wilson
Why though? CQ had without the doubt great gameplay and maps, among the best in the series. The characters are good if you dive a little deeper and read some of their supports. Whatever their problem is it is attributed to their past, upbringing or position. Even Kamui's.
Ryder White
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Elijah Parker
Hoshido has Awakening gameplay, Conquest is real Fire emblem gameplay. Do your research next time faggot.
Benjamin Cook
FE3 just went up on the 3DS's Virtual Console.
Noah Nelson
I enjoyed the characters more in Fates than Awakening but both games are still shitty. The children mechanic in Fates is even worse and tacked on. Foleo is my favourite character so far, Charlotte is a close second though and I married her to Leon to make her Foleo's Mother.
I wish Aqua's mother was recruitable, I wonder if she is in any dlc.
Isaac Perry
Summer is here.
Grayson Jackson
Fates was doomed from the get go. Awakening had similar problems but it was still better than this shit.
Because they want to bait the waifufags.
Summerfags once again prove how shit their taste is.
Colton Jenkins
This. OP is probably sick of halfcuck and came here to make a shitty b8 thread about SJW Emblem: Waifushit.
FE has been shit since 7. PoR and RD were enjoyable, but shit compared to classic FE. Hell, even 6 was a watered-down Thracia knockoff.
Aaron Long
Just play Shining Force 2
Christopher Jones
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Benjamin Miller
Why the fuck are you playing any games in English, much less Fire Emblem?
Isaiah Mitchell
BANE?
Gabriel Stewart
Not sure what you're talking about, but have some Cia
Cameron Sanders
They realized people will buy the games for poorly written waifus rather than well-designed gameplay.
Aaron James
This tbh fam
Cooper Ward
Alright chucklefuck. Your poor samefagging, need for attention, and subtle confession to baiting by accusing me of baiting is because of the fact you want to fuck your mother. THAT'S how you do armchair psychology,
PoR got mediocre fast, by the way. Play it again sometime if you aren't lying about your "FE cred."
Cameron Garcia
Fates is shit, doesn't matter which version you picked. It's like picking between horse shit and dog shit.
Isaiah Price
It's not. Granted the gameplay and the cast in Conquest is better than Birthshit, but story wise, it's not something to be excited about, and it makes you want to punch the MC alongside Takumi who fucks up in every route.
Zachary Garcia
>BAAAAAWWWWWs so hard that he becomes the final boss of Conquest
Jesus christ, I assume this is as retarded as it sounds? Then again what do you expect from a character described as "wants attention" when you tap his name.
Henry Scott
bane?
Jeremiah Jenkins
aye
Isaiah Adams
Friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with liking and playing the newer Fire Emblem games as long as you pirate the games that is. And for Fates, get the Japanese version and install the fan-translation.
Dominic Smith
An option to knock sense into him, but too bad the game's decisions like killing off pic related were lackluster.
Brandon Torres
The fuck were you honestly expecting?
Tyler Nguyen
How many of those fucking games were released?. 3, 4?.
Isaac Howard
For Fire Emblem 14? 3, technically - Byakuya and Anya were released as retail games, with the opposite one and the third game, Invisible Kingdom, available as half-price DLC.
Logan Foster
Sacred Stones was my favorite game in the series, mostly because of the class system which let you choose mulitple changes to your class. At least from what I remember Pegasus Knight > Wyvern Knight
Xavier Gray
The fanslation for If is out?
Doesn't matter. The gameplay is the problem, and I doubt Treehouse is at fault there. I just don't like it. And of course I pirated.
For all the shit I give it, Silas seems like such a damn good friend. Please tell me he didn't go Zola on you in any route, he's the only one I tolerated.
Jayden Hill
for all the shit I give the game's characters* My bad.
Also Wyvern Knights were always rad as fuck. Would've been one in Awakening if I didn't put Magic as my strong suit.
Jeremiah Young
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Luke Taylor
Why can't we have another SRPG with a good morally ambiguous route and an MC who isn't a complete dumbass?
Josiah Kelly
Tactics Ogre?
Caleb Evans
"Friendly reminder" that Awakening is a spin-off made for normalfags retards that IS was pressured to make to salvage the series, and that they are only slightly starting to recover with Nohr, which is the real FE13.
"Friendly reminder" that Camila and tharja are absolute trash made for the same normalfag retards.
Angel Wilson
That looks like Let Us Cling Together, except in English for some reason.
Juan Davis
God, that game is so awesome. Why can't Matsuno just make a srpg as good as LUCT or FFT again?
Carson Torres
Go make one, I suppose. SRPG from the West is just mindless us vs them, Japan is currently infested with waifu cash grab.
Jaxon Hernandez
Apparently after making Crimson Shroud he got dragged into the shitty world of mobage
Juan Fisher
FE's not the only SRPG though, SRW's still looking solid, and Kadokawa's releasing one soon that looks promising. Also, while it has more in common with dungeon crawlers, Coven and Labyrinth of Refrain has you managing a party of up to 40 characters at once, so it might involve some SRPG elements in terms of managing your army.
Nathan Jenkins
That's the most depressing thing I've read all year.
Andrew Walker
Now imagine living with that knowledge for the last 3 or 4 years with no fresh news of anything to look forward to since then especially when you kept looking because you were hoping he'd be working on a full-length version of Crimson Shroud
Evan Allen
mmm, can't beat the cock
Christian Perez
Everyone look at this picture, it's cute as fuck.
Henry Hill
Cock is wonderful and it only gets more excited when you beat it
The cutest - it's Cia and Linkle sharing a tender moment loving a cock together.
William Jackson
You better post some actual porn you shitter
Michael Jackson
Same, except that I more or less always had some disdain for Fates and i kinda liked Awakening's writing. Corn being in smash 4 only intensified my disdain, and the censorship just gave me an excuse to not buy the game