Woof

Pics or it didn't happen

You mean your butt.... I'd sink it so far they call me McIlroy.

Ayyyyyy

But urgh, good... landslides look horrifying.

Also I was watching natgeo wild last night and it was on about this gal

youtube.com/watch?v=sbaYpvm9B1U

She got her music career cut short by coyotes :~:

dont

Don't be a whore.

The first time I met my niece she gave me a fucking cold >_<
I hate them so much... so much...
The worst part is I can't hit them becuz there are baby cameras everywhere

Its too late

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I'm not getting paid

That just makes you a skanky whore.

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wow... you're into furry now?

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You want to see me naked?
Whoa lewd

I'll show you
You just have to beg for it though

I used to have a visible v line then I sorta got a tummy from not working and constant drinking

So I began eating salads nonstop and doing a bit of exercise, and like 2 - 3 weeks later I'm back to my good ol self

Probably
Just like 40 hrs or so
Try to get it done in a week so I won't have to bother

I was just asking and it wasn't even serious D:

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I bet it won't be serious when he gives you carpet burn on your ballsack either.

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salt

and Pepe R

.

i just found my victory over grim in my pepe folder

this was back when people actually liked luka

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Get a job

Talk shit, get hit

I have an 11-year-old cousin who's always been incredibly sweet and chilled out. She's the only kid I can stand. One of my friends has two kids who aren't exactly bad, just hyper as all hell. I've stopped visiting them because of it, I hate to say.

And maybe you can sneak away and turn off all the switches in the breaker box, beat them, then say there was a power outtage and they must have been roughhousing? ;D

Your butt is the Mariana Trench.

And that girl's fate is so sad, and yet, so fitting.

I tried going vegetarian once. A day in, I walked by one of those taquerias where the let the kitchen smoke vent out the side to attract foot traffic and...yeah.

Oh shit I actually still have that dog strangling gif lmao

Good fucking times
Got banned over that a couple of times

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I don't think that is likely to ever happen then :c

Yeah that sounds like a really serious injury

sabs is a prude. don't know what it's like to get a good dickin'.

this pepe folder is like an archaeologist site

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Why is it so fitting... come on.... I wanna hear your dark and twisted self the part I like best

Well... Well... ur butt... Is.... ;~; Poop

i forgot this one but the filename sounds promising

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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKA

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

SPOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEERRRSSSS

LITERALLY ANY OF YOU AUTIST MANCHILDREEEEEEEENN

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Sure I do. My ex was amazing in bed.

Folk singers usually have songs about people meeting tragic fates, so...she died how she lived? Still sad though. She was so young.

What do you usually get when you go to those taqueria joints?

All Pastor is my go to one
Beef Tongue, Tripe, cheek, or head meat are also really good cuts that I love
I know they sound gross but damn they are fucking fire fam

I'm just playing
You can see me naked whenever you want bby
Just say the word

LOOOOOOL

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What's wrong about going after girls older than me?

can i help you

You're like 35

I linked you a thing on Steam. Check it out whenever.

Is this the Krusty Krab

Nothing. I think it's cute.

I will, thank you. Hope you're having a nice day, hon.

Well. That is true. Shame, she had some talent yo.
Like a young Sabrina.

no this is patrick

look at the dog strangling gif you piece of garbage

The only people that old that even post are like TP and Darwin.
I'm 23.

I feel I'm being subtly judged here.

oh

saddening

ur not gonna delete it because you have a hate boner for me?
dont you like to fuck dogs anyway so this should be sad for you too?

i want luka back
at least his autism was channeled through abusing grim and not being a passive aggressive little girl

oo-oh

are you talking to me still

mhm

wus rong

Yu can suck a dick if you'd rather have a mod who lashes out through emotion than someone who can at least keep things proffesional

Psh. I ain't got no talent. But speaking of talented people, Scoot...I am so into Kurt Vile's music right now. So goooooood.

I'm serious! I think it's cool. I feel like I'm glimpsing another angle of your personality, which is always fun.

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i want hugs and love and not lonelyness ;~;

bullying grim is far more professional then attacking anyone who wants to leave the threads

bullying grim is also far more professional then running ur e-sub/dom relationship through blankposts in the thread

has anybody ever been banned from mugen without an adequate reason?
I'm not a mod and I dont see the ban logs

what is stopping you from getting that

u failed the genetic lottery luka babe

youre too awkward/unlikable to ever not be lonely

tough shit mate

That guy you linked me the other day?
You should link me some more sometime.
Would you do me a favour? Would you knock up a word document of links and artists you think I/others ought listen to and share?
If its too much hassle you dont have to. Just a thought.

Me. I was banned for fuck all.

he banned me for posting a link to /lewds/ and calling it advertising

same to other posters too

you were probably banned for spamming

These issues you bring up are issues with him that have nothing to do wwith modship
I mean it's not cool to try to keep anyone here but the only thing a mod can do is you know
ban away from not like
lock people here
I'm not going too try to defend mugen as a person becasue idk if THAT CAN BE DONE
but as a mod he does his job

What planet do you live on. Fuzzyshithead.

and yeah that is a reason to be banned go look at the rules

Oh well sorry about that
I never knew
Fuck anybody in power who bans people for personal reasons or emotion
people like kermit can suck a dick

distance.

go read his posts bard
like the one hes making right now
lol

i didnt even know this was one of the cunt's gimmicks
is it because i havent bought him a foot long?

And your personality.

Lol kermit. is he still around?

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oh, that eddie guy.........

I have him filtered

i was also in favor of moving back.

earth. where multiple repetitive posts are reported and i subsequently have to do the only thing my position asks of me

Yeah! I think I sent you Pretty Pimpin', which has been stuck in my head for over a week. I can list a few artists and songs I like to revisit, sure. ♥

Eddie? I never dated a Munster.

no

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nah mate
youre an angry little girl

hes all business
i like it

smart
he doesn't contribute anything but a lot of cringe/annoyance anyway

Cant wait for Grim to create the new board.

You are a shitter.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Sabeeber moosics :^)

Yeah, seemed rather gritty.

I am slipping back into old Metal habits once more. Doy.

should ask grim before you throw a tantrum about things you dont understand

their common ancestral predators had visions based on movement

so they just stay fuckstill whenever they see anything

its hilarious

from time to time

ok

he's having some stupid hindu mid like crisis right now
we gotta wait till it rolls over
or go to erio

GET RID OF MOOGS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im moving this week to another state. be patient

Speaking of metal, Prince's death had me thinking about Ozzy and worrying, but then I imagined all the drugs in his system will probably preserve him for decades to come.

are you actually gonna stop posting?
thank fuck

Can you move boards too?

Lots of drawing.

Link me some of that Sabs music.

hope to

oh you're speaking directly to me again. heyy

i wish he would move worlds

aka after he realizes he cant form conversation with his boyfriend he comes groveling back here
ugh

dont be shy

The artists you expect dead, Ozzy and Keiith, will probably see 150.
I wonder if Jamie Oliver dies soon.
Poor prince. I am tempted to begin buying the back catalogue.
I cant wait to be paid so I can buy some good music related things.

Kind of hope Moogs gets back into his cocklust lifestyle and forgets about here. Heaven knows we would miss him

not

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I can't get this one out of my head, but it's ok because I don't particularly want to.

Until a week ago, I had no idea Prince wrote "Stand Back" for Stevie Nicks. Crazy.

::stopbully::

Her is the legend I never knew I needed.
Sucks a death makes you realize things you haven't done.

Aw yisss♥

GRIM IS SELLING OUT.

Weird question to ask but I was just having a conversation about it with someone and they acted like I was the weirdest person for saying such: do you like pickled okra?

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i couldnt name one person who doesnt have legitimate mental problems that would want moogs to stay lol

grim i guess might be an exception since hes going through thi sretarded phase

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I knoooow. Stevie and Ann Wilson from Heart were so boss. And I will cry when Ozzy goes someday. He's still my favorite metalhead.

It's ok, but I don't go out of my way to eat it. But if it's there, I'll have one. Much prefer fried though.

fite me

i do wonder what i did to upset him so much

Beep boop.

I'mma give you a two-piece combo with a biscuit!

Let us both hope it is not for years to come... Fuck 2016.
which 3 celebs would you want to send to the shadow realm?

Love me!

Jennifer Lawrence

It was just one of those things I wasn't sure if it was a "Texas thing" or whatnot since they'd never even heard of them in the Pacific Northwest.

You stupid spic cunt.

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She didnt do anything wrong. Stop being a little baby.

C-Can I talk shit on moogs too?

Piercings are ugly

Ha! Take that you fucking twink

Lawrence told EW that although she likes working on the films, she’s grown tired of the blue body paint she has to wear for Mystique’s natural form. Although she originally wasn’t bothered by the paint’s "fumes and toxins" when she signed onto X-Men: First Class, now she has a different perspective. According to Lawrence:
Now I’m almost 25 and I’m like, ‘I can’t even pronounce this and that’s going in my nose? I’m breathing that?

Get a job

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Is that the one you paid?

no

That is a pretty cool story. Do you want a cracker? For being such a good little parrot?

she can't act.

And you can't academics.

No one! That's awful!

Ok. Maybe Kurt Cameron and Stephen Baldwin.

*squish*

Some restaurants I've gone to have put one on the side of a salad bowl before, but I don't see them very often.

I don't hate Jennifer Lawrence, but I think she was all wrong for Mystique. Too much of a babyface. Also, as much as I've enjoyed the past two films, I'm still mad at them for wasting January Jones' role as Emma Frost. She was perfect for the role, but they made one of the most lethal and cunning mutants into nothing more than eye candy to fetch ice for Kevin Bacon. Stupid, stupid decision.

Ha! That's amazing!

Look at us. Stating things.

Dont worry about it fam

I'm sorry for the late replies, I had to cook dinner. I wish I was babysitting a preteen... that would have been a lot of fun

Does your dick have its own tits?

why did they have to replace mystique? are they still in the 60s? their timeline is so confusing

You are twisted, mean and broken

my favourite kind of boy

Puffface. And she's the reason Mystique is now normal and completely out of character in the new one.

The whole of First Class was kind of eh. I liked when Magneto started speaking with a bunch of weird accents at the end.

*snuggle hugs tight*
whats next~
:o

Of course! That's why it's so funny to see others with my affliction.

When I was young and still going to church functions, my youth group went to see Kurt Cameron and Stephen Baldwin preaching in San Antonio. It was so awful that even my Southern Baptist minister uncle made us leave early. I still remember him shaking his head and saying "This is just ungodly" as we left.

Right? If I ever decide a kid is a good idea, I'll adopt a cool 12-year-old. No diapers and you can have conversations.

First Class has some good things going for it, but I'm glad Singer came back for DoFP. And they're stuck with Mystique: The Reluctant Hero because they cast JLaw when she was sill an up-and-comer and no one will cast her as an actual villain. It's more annoying than the original trilogy's obsession with Wolverine because of Hugh Jackman's booming popularity.

We sip tea and listen to the sound of the rain.

:D
i like that!

i want moar of sab!

Guess what? They cant pander to your nerd feelings. Get the fuck over your stupid opinions and enjopy some media. Idiots.

hahahahahahahahaha
I know it might sound horribly disrespectful.
But that is amusing.

Ah.... actually...
Never mind.
I like churches

I will never be okay with Betty Draper being cast as Emma Frost, then written the shittiest part ever!

I actually need to get more tea, so thanks for the reminder. lol

Scoots here is my impression of jlaw

UGUUG I'M A FISH HAVING A BAD REACTION TO BOTOX ALSO I'M A DUMB CUNT FEED ME MONEY

Omg my niece freaks the fuck out in the middle of the night because she pees her diaper.... I wanted to kick her face in

every night!

post cock then.

I don't know who that is in your gif, but I wish I looked like her so I could cop that cute haircut.

Aww. That kinda makes me sad, though.

Nope. :3

Wow, someone is a butthurt little queer.

lol, please. I was only proding.
Eh I dont know the universe so I cannot say how well each ought be used.
But sometimes it is nice to try different methods...
Mistakes happen.
Horrible, terrible, incomprehensalbe mistakes.
Mistakes like Loco being born.
Best to just... you know... SET FIRES.

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It's some Twilight girl. I wish I could wear makeup so I could make my eyes pop like that.

#normalthings

Pew pew pew

do you watch anime?

steam it then. Then send it on steam.

I was so excited when I heard Emma was going to be in First Class. They wasted her, just like they never gave Ellen Page enough screen time as Kitty.

That'd probably be really cute.

Sometimes, mhm. It has to really grab my attention though.

Ok. I'll do it right now!

Gotta sneak out of work before they give me something to do. Wish me luck.

Mhm. Yeah. Ellen was wasted. Didnt we discuss this before.
ANyway. Good luck.

Buy. I'll binge watch ma tuts on YouTube and get back to you.

*chuu*

good luck out there! ♥

+scara

apparently i can post by elbowing my wacom

Luka is probably hungry right now so I'm going to post what I'm eating for breakfast, or technically lunch.

lol get fucked Luka

Guess its time for the high arts of Pewdiepie and Anime before bed.
#The Life

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looks gross

gross veggies!

It literally scrambled eggs, some cheese, and spinach.

How can you call that gross

No wonder you're fat as shit

Is luka a fattie? they never eat veg. Fucking slime

Isn't Subway like 60% vegetables anyways?

i wouldn't call that scrambled

and 40% children's innocence

How can Luka even afford to be picky with food when he has literally none?

well, i assume processed meats are cheap... But mother never did stop the tendies

It's the eggs whipped up so the yolks and whites are mixed.
That's the most literal example of scrambled eggs.

Him getting molested by his dad kind of explains why he tries to be a lesbian on the internet.

It explains alot.

my mommy made it differently

LOL

I did it like that on nigger that's in love with the coco and whipped it in a glass nigga

This is what happens when the Soup kitchen starts spoiling hobos

Also, it looks more like an omlette.

Milk/cream added so they're thinner and "fluffy"?

yes

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That's how most people make them but by definition alone, scrambled eggs just means the yolks and whites are mixed prior to cooking.

this kills the thread

How do you call that shit when you poke a hole on the top of an egg and let it heat up for a bit then crack it into a bowl

Its like pretty much undercooked but tastes godly

I want the new Starfox game badly.

I've no idea.
Poached eggs are best.

I'll be getting off work before Soto goes to his

COINCIDENCE???!!!?!?!!

Conspiracy!!!!

i've only played that old original one

I have a guy that comes in to my store every few days and regales us with his latest conspiracy theories

Dude will not stop talking at you even when you're ringing up other customers right in front of him

Hand him some tinfoil next time.

Oh I just looked it up
Its apparently a soft boiled egg, its the best for just like dipping your toast in

Poached eggs are the best dude
Eggs Benedict are oiishi as fuck bruh

Fuckin cool guy
How many hrs you putting in this week?

I will make sure we have some on hand next time

If there is a next time, he gives off vibes like he's gonna go on a murdering spree sometimes

guten nacht feggers

Yesterday I had off, I'm 9-5 today and tomorrow and 2-8 Thursday with Friday off. Not sure about the weekend atm, I need to check when I clock out today

/gone

'Night :3

Good afternoon!

hmph

:c

He got that pastor look

♥_♥

I've been ignored! ;_;

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S-So many hearts :o

it a heart eyes face!

It's how I look at ice cream

Yeah I know.

i still have a lil bit of ice cream left in my freezer!

o-okay headed to dinner, bye :c

*pat pat*
bai :(

Vagina positioning and exposure in art is of the utmost priority

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Like between Luka's legs?

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Hmm?

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oh god

that happened to my foot today
glad it wore off

it's gotta be drawn just right

more galko today?

when?

whenever

Wouldn't that be more Elma than Luka?

who
what
why
how

Mine happened three days ago.
It still hurts.

get a massage mane

mmkay

just enjoying some youtubes~

No I'm stingy and I don't like people touching me.

fly to erins and have her do it lol

I feel you though
I've never gotten one before, but I'd prefer to have one from a pretty preferably asian female x:

I use freezer-burn-proof ziplocs so I'm good

i guess the whole internet marriage is perfect for your then

Look!
comedy~

How do I cheer up?

squeeze some raw bread dough
it is said they have the same consistency as breasts

/triggered

Stop being depressed.

I don't know about you, but chilling does it for me.

subtle

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Asian women who give massages tend to be middle-aged and pretty bitchy.

becas i hax atusm

woah...
planets~

pretty and young then!

That's we have reviews, anyway

that's why*

lel

o

Don't feel much like chilling right now

give her a big tip

she'd be more inclined to give you a happy ending

it's actually nice getting a massage from someone who you wouldn't like to get a tug job from

I feel like happy endings are just one ripoff

like
if you're tipping 100+, isn't it better just to fuck her?

iunno nobody has been able to get me to cum using their mouth or hands so it'd generally be a waste to me anyway

Why's that?

I feel like that's a negative stereotype you have for a fantasy Grim
Like if I said I wanted to fuck some Indian woman while she was bent over bowing to a Cow and she made curry for me after.

poor asians. we steal their anime. we take their fighting and robots. we sexualize their women. when will the cultural appropriation end

You would thing dudes would know how to give better blow jobs because they understand the equipment better

wut
but it exists
;;

in this city anyway

my ideal woman is asian
rip

So do niggers who still chuck spears and wear loincloths but we don't talk about that.

When every last man woman and child is a weeaboo.

Honestly though
there have to be nice, pretty asian masseuses out there

just by the numbers

the fuck is even this picture, for perspective?

dudes/woman. i blame my dick. not them. sex holes work fine though.

does she speak english poorly

i wish i could have been born in the future when everyone is brown and liberal

Aren't curries seen as the niggers of Asia anyways?

nah

well if you masturbate too much, your penis could just have decreased sensitivity

They're probably slaves though.

Just put yourself in a coma!
When you wake up, it will be like you traveled instantly to the future!

Yes but technically they're worse off since their country has less mineral value.

It's very self explanatory.

Probably

But then there are independent women~

that could also be it.

yeah but i would still age

Are you overly horny or just bored

You mean cunts and bitches?
I only want women I can control with drug addiction and violence for sex.
Or a gril gamr

Gamble on future medicine being able to prolong your life.

are incest dreams worth reading into?

no

Once she's addicted badly enough there's nothing she won't do for a fix.
It's just like training an animal.

former

i get triggered at the sight of something attractive

seems like a money hole. i want to die someday anyway

actually ruining lives is not my cuppa tea

Yeah that was the plot of Cowboy Bebop for Fae's character.
She was put in a coma and then like, medically preserved somehow and when she had a ton of debt.

TRIGGERED

i remember that. though i really didnt give a fuck about her character to be invested in it

Do you even drink tea?

Typical woman, all she cared about was money and she dressed like a slut.

s-sometimes

I'm missing the reference
I apologize

ITS THE ONLY WAY

I made this because she reminds me of Erin lol.
A kawaii coke addict.

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yeah fucking disgusting

i am amazed they could put that little girl in bdsm gear and get away with it

that doujin broke my heart

its all a game :^)

called cave explorer

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I hate myself for laughing at these

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Also that was my cap you fucking thief

Yeah rite
like I would steal anything
this is my gif btw

:O
she looks cute~

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Grim is filthier than I thought.

Grim what led you to put condiments on your nipple?

You shoulda saved the cuter one

I did.

click at own discretion

Broke?

I voted for Trump today.

?

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Like 50 replies loaded at once or was that just me?

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you're really cool

just you

just you

smart for a slut

Dang it, Soto!

I can't remember what I was going to say to you and it's driving me crazy.

It's your fault!

i want you inside me

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He's really sticking it to "the man".

I know. TP?

I'm a dom male most of the time, so it's unconventional to apply that word to me. Sluts are great though.

You'd do that for nothing

D:

Aw
Ok ^^

Just you.

who the fuck says dang it who is actually an adult real human being

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Maybe.. you never said yes or no

new

just you

Why does TP user post every day except for Fridays?

he's drunk on the weekends

Mordin does that bowdlerization.

*pat pat*

upgrade!