LOL

LOL

How much do you want to bet that he thinks it's a genuinely-funny joke, too, rather than feeling a deep sense of shame/rage at the thought of his woman being fucked by anyone but him?

Who am I kidding, he genuinely thinks Skyrim is good enough to warrant writing and drawing this shit, it's not even a bet with fair odds.

how old is this stupid shit? you telling me there's still anyone that gives a fuck about that game?

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I don't understand how that's supposed to be even remotely humorous

I don't get it.

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How beta do you have to be to get cucked by a game.

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How can people get off to watching others fuck their life partners?

well which game would you let cuck you then?

None. I fuck the games.

Tomb Raider

A game with lesbians.

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its not cucking if he's also doing her

Letting another mans cock anywhere near your woman is cucking.

It's not cuckoldry if you join in, it's just an awkward threesome.

A threesome or a gangbang isn't cucking if you're participating, you stupid or something?
Cucking is a spectator sport.

It's not another man, It's a video game.

Of course you would know that, wouldn't you user.

Even worse


Nah it's cuckoldry, he looked shocked as he came in.

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Cuckoldry would imply that he calmly stood by and accepted his fate. As you can see, he didn't.

what are you, the anonymous gang banger of the 21st century?

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What did he mean by this?

boy that feels like a long time ago

I'm a god damn porn nazi, you're damn right I would know that.

what makes you think he has a girlfriend?

no cucking allowed, but i think threesome is okay if its 2 girls, or if its with your broseph.
so what vidya is best girl or your broseph?

Can my girlfriend be a video game too?
Can I be a video game as well? I don't think I would mind after that.

haha

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STOP

Sounds like a mental illness and they should get help.

Also, why do trannies act like people are "against their existence"? No one is against them in that way.

What people are against are people with a clear mental illness (or fetish) acting like it's normal, demanding special legal protection for their delusions, telling kids that their mental illness is normal and encourageable and a good thing to have, and then using this disorder to reframe the world in such a way that it isn't a disorder at all, everyone else is wrong about reality.

how can a grown ass man write "squee"? fucking numales i swear


this faggot's art is getting worse somehow. i guess growing as an artist is transphobic

Speaking of growing as an artist

It's a common joke to refer to the main character/villain of a series as the series itself. Such as calling Samus metroid. I don't know where it came from.


If you wanna get real technical, being a cuckold means raising another man's else's child. It's generally used to describe someone who is eitherbeing cheated on or someone who purposefully gets his wife/girlfriend fucked. You don't necessarily have to enjoy it to be a cuck.

At least post edits. Unedited versions are just too stupid to read.

Henceforth, shitting streets only for trannies!

Also shouldn't that be the right OF trans people to use toilets?"

Sharing your wife with people around you while you are away is cuckoldry.
It doesn't matter if you occasionally join in.

If you bang someone else chick while he bangs yours, does it anhihilate cuckoldry or is it double cuckholdry?

a threesome is just cuckoldry with extra steps if you think about it

It's both active and passive cuckoldry.

mgs you pay as a snek
XD

I thought the definition was "A man unaware he's being cheated on" as in "a foolish man who can't keep track of his wife"

that;s called swinging isn't it? Like 2 couples go out swinging and trade wives

Been playing CS 1.6 zombie escape recently.
Couldn't resist.

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checked

It never say if he has to aware of it or not.

Modern porn and gook netorare have turned it into any scenario where someone fucks your wife.


People call that swinging but it's very close and you could probably insult a swinger as a cuck.

It is if it's your girl. The only time I'd every have a threesome with another due is if the girl was some random sluts that I have no respect for at all. I'd still it just be me and the slut though.

checking

mgs XD you play


as

as

as a snek

Unless it's an organized orgy, "open relationships" devolve into cuckoldry ready fast unless you're able to pick up a lot of chicks. I know that swingers usually organize, and what not, so it's usually fair that way.

I still think it's disgusting letting another man touch your wife, but at least its not pathetic like being a cuck.

Just look at the second panel and squint a little.

He clearly flipped the cuck-switch.

How did you managed to be less funny than 9gag?

snek>>9758040

The zombie thing is a real situation. Not exactly a joke, more of a sad reality on those servers.

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as as nek XDD

That's alpha as fuck.

Negative. Correct course of action would be to kill them both that is alpha.

Fucking a guy that cucked you and keeping him around to cuck you more is omega.

I man I just busted out for about 3 minutes, that's fucking gold

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nice edit

And this green-text shows inherently how your mind is flawed and how you are a cuckold yourself.

As you'd rather be with people who hate you enough to betray you rather than be alone. Furthermore you think engaging in pathetic behaviour to keep others around is alpha.

You are like one of those dogs all the other dogs beat up and it rolls on its stomach to submit because it is too weak to live on its own.

were do the loss edits end?

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Okay, buddy? I'm joking around here, if someone cheats on you, you cut them off.

The thing is, you're clearly not joking anymore, and it's becoming uncomfortably clear that you aren't right in the head. You kinda sound like an emotionally damaged psychopath.

He didn't get cucked. Look at the last panel. They're double teaming her.

Why is the dad character the only one who isn't a fucking retard?

If I "sound like an emotionally damaged psychopath" that is only because of you reading my comments out loud in your shrill wavering voice or your Internal monologue decided to read my comments in such a way.

Either way that speaks volumes of your own mental condition.

I see it man

For fuck's sake man, we were all doing so well ignoring him and you just had to reply. Across like 5-6 threads I was laughing my ass off at how many posts remained totally fucking blanked.

I get it now, that is pretty funny.

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Because the delusional bastard writing the comic thinks you agree with their self-insert main character and not the antagonist. It's like Teagan with Uncommon Time who's the only reasonable one of the group but the developer's head was so far up her ass that she explicitly tried to write Teagan as a self-centered holier-than-thou twat and ended up writing a sympathetic character who was shat on for being a good friend.

No, you're actually fucking crazy. Occam's Razor, my nig.

The author likes Teagan though. She was just supposed to be flawed. The problem was her flaws ended up being her best qualities.

Over glorified rule of thumb, muh brutha.

Okay, then we need some outside perspective.

Does anyone else think this cuck sounds insane?

Wait, he doesn't see species, just carbon-based lifeforms?

Then why are there no restrooms for flowers? Why would he wipe his ass with the pulped remains of his fellow lifeforms?

And if life is subjective, isn't he exploiting the air by breathing it? What a fucking shitlord, he should check his privilege.

is there a cuck out there that doesn't sound insane?

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I don't get it. What is this image supposed to do? Is it one of those pressure point tricks to make you hurt yourself or some kind of Fist of the North Star meme?

No picture can describe how disgusted I am by this and how pathetic that is.


I never tried it because of paranoia but I suppose it hurts like shit.

None, but there are several video games I'd cuck.

I do, batshit fucking insane actually.

LOL

When I was young I never made friends because I didn't understand my peers.

Now I don't make friends because I am disgusted by my peers.

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Rightfully so user.

you didnt have friends because nobody wanted to be your friend nigger

that's not the point he's making.

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i think halo is a pretty cool guy
eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

iktf fam

I haven't had the chance to do this until now. All I am feeling is a slight temporary discomfort, although this either means I did it wrong or it is just a placebo effect.

Yeah that's probably it. I thought I saw it in Barrens chat way back in the day, but a whole bunch of shit got said there.

I don't know why but I always find it funny imagining them thinking they're battling the army of Sauron when they're shitposting on Twitter.

I also find it the right way to proceed, specially because by the end of the comic both are hungry for his cock.

sock?

Who?

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i thought the joke came from "What if zelda was a girl?"

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I distinctly remember when I was a kid I tried out women's shoes because I just couldn't understand the point of heels, and I was just having fun like all kids do

Can you imagine how my life would've been from that point on if this guy was my adoptive parent?

thats usually called cheating or NTR

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im 23 years old and i still cannot understand heels.

i get it that they use them to make their legs look longer, but what the fuck? is that worth so much to women that they have to literally DESTROY the upper part of their feet? that is what i never truly understood.

Not a difficult concept to grasp it makes them look taller and pushes their bust out so their breasts look larger.

There have been studies proving that they make females appear more feminine to males also.

god trips checked

Every time

Heels make you taller. It's the same deal with those tall sandals women wore in the feudal Japan. Maybe there is some kind of subconscious association with taller = more beautiful?

How masturbatory. Also
So you were brainwashed. Got it.

I'm a lazy mess and it's society's fault.

I feel so much reflected shame and disgust i want to kill myself.

Wait…is it because they like men who are tall so they assume the same in reverse (subconciously) and so try and look taller for the same reason

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women aren't supposed to be tall, they're supposed to be petite and submissive. even then, its fucking stupid because walking with those gets painful as fuck.


would you want friends and a gf like that? its about quality

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bottom left is cute anyway, too bad for the tatoos

You are right.Those people are fucking insane.

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Women compete for attention user, a little more height helps them stand out.

High heels are a male invention which enhances the overall figure by pushing out the butt and breasts and making the arch of her back more severe, which we find sexier for some evolutionary reason. The higher the heel, the more fucked up their feet get.
Women of today submit themselves to that torture because the media told them to and most (the type who regularly wear heels anyway) can't make a decision for themselves.


This is why I completely ignore tarted up girls covered in jewelry, makeup, and the latest fashions. They're hiding something with a manufactured air of attractiveness. Whether it be shit looks, a shit personality, or a goddamn mental illness, normalfags get suckered in by the illusion and then complain later about how crazy or secretly ugly she was. Idiots.
I wouldn't even mind a traditionally unattractive girl as long as she's good to talk to and isn't lying to me about her looks through makeup. I've developed feelings for homely looking chicks before because they were actually great people. I don't appreciate dishonesty and cosmetics is one of the worst offenders because of how everyone takes it for granted.

i tried it but it does nothing

Nigger, women are just fucking stupid. With or without the le muh teh media xDDD

Faggot.

You're trying too hard.

If you can accept the premise that women are stupid with or without the media, why do you have to lash out so hard when someone makes the point that media makes them even stupider?

Jesus did I strike a nerve, schlomo goldstein? That wasnt even the point of my post.

But it was. You put the blame on that shit, while it is women eating it all up.

If a woman stops using make up for a week or two the skin is fixed, but they fucking don't because they are just fucking stupid.

*sauce, the original image doesn't have the bottom 2-3 panels making it a bitch to reverse search

#Notallmuslims
BUT
#Allcispeople

The day of the rope can't come fast enough

I thought the dad was supposed to be the asshole strawman? when did he move back in with the faggot and his lesbo wife?.

People also forget that wearing heels makes a butt look more firm and perky.

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You're the insane one here, cucky

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user you're trying to make sense of what is by definition senseless. Might as well bring up why women paint their nails or trim their eyebrows when nobody gives a flying fuck

Fixed that for you, brah. What women did with it when they realized the effect high heels had on hussar tushies is their own business; but they were a military invention and put to military use on military men.

WOW

Senrans obviously

Am i the only one with this fetish? I can only look at these kind of things with me being the guy doing the cucking, not the one being cucked. But when i say "My fetish is Reverse NTR" people still look confused.

Doesn't everyone fap to NTR as the guy doing the cucking? I just don't get it.

Yes.

No.
But I'm a monogamist and view it as a betrayal. I don't get off on betrayal even if I'm the one that's doing the backstabbing.

What? do you want your cuckoldry to get cucked or some shit?

from goblin to elve with only 40 layers of paint

He is insane in the membrane and born to be cucked

at least they look human before

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That's not a fetish, you're just being a man.

This. I just want my pure love.

If by cucking you mean I let him fuck me in the ass. And by fuck me in the ass you mean romantic dinner and by romantic dinner you mean hand holding then probably bigboss

I like Chaos Life, can't LOL at it.

There are some in 3rd picture which I'd prefer they had no makeup instead, especially the second one on the top left and the one on the top bottom.

Justifying my lack of care for my body: the comic.

Heels → Taller → Thinner
Even tall women use heels.

Even PS4 has more game than this guy

The worst part with the "monster girl" one is that she's drawn as maybe 20lbs overweight, which would take two months of a healthy diet and moderate exercise to get rid of, which is nothing at all. So you know goddamn well that the author of this comic is actually morbidly obese, and being a "normal" body type is more like two YEARS out of her grasp, if she started a serious exercise program tomorrow. And as much as she claims to believe she's beautiful or whatever fat enabling garbage she spouts, she can't even stand looking at her true form long enough to draw it in a comic. She has to draw an idealized version of herself so that she's only a little bit fat and people will be able to read the comic without vomiting.
And the body hair? Buy a fucking razor. It's not like there's some secret goddamn conspiracy about why other girls are smooth and you're hairy. They fucking shave. Everyone knows it. There's advertisements for shaving products on TV, on billboards, on the internet. Can she really be so goddamn overbearingly lazy that she won't even shave? No, go back to my original hypothesis. She's probably morbidly obese to the point that she can't even fucking reach all of her shaveable surface area. Or she considers the act straight-up exhausting, or lacks the flexibility or core strength to even bend over for five minutes.

You have to read between the lines with these things, and the results are horrifying.

the second one from left to right could probably kill me by snu-snu

Good. It's where she belongs.

What a man among men.

then you are a cuck and a cheater

Fuck, go back to reddit. Holy shit.

Heels don't merely make legs look longer, they also lift the butt and tone the legs. They're also part of a female's charm: decorating various parts of the body.

FUCK.

I only fap to consensual loving sex where everyone orgasms at the same time and hold hands/appendages while doing so.

leglock
naked aprons

That's so fucking perfect.

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like this

Brb, fapping to that one again.

The point is that we have a common enemy and that you cannot serve two masters. You cannot pretend to care about the faith (though you might care about the indoctrinated) and still support queers of any stripe.

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Cucks wouldn't join in because their too beta. He would sit in the corner crying/jerking it.

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Did he mean latino? How the fuck do you even pronounce "latinx" - Latin-ex? La-tinks? I would ask if these faggots are really, honestly, triggered now by the marginally-masculine 'o' at the end of 'latino', but knowing the "artist" of this dredge, I think I already know the answer.

LatinK, like LaTeX (lateK)

Nongendered term
Latina = Grill
Latino = Boy
So Latinx or as I like to say "LATIN X: THE KING OF MEXICO" is nongendered

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I guess those Hitler trips are a sign. I know what i must do.

maybe the x is supposed to sound like a z like xylophone so its latinz

that is not the .gif i used

It's a written substitute for latino/latina because O denotes male and A denotes female but he didn't want to specify gender.
Except if he knew fucking anything, "latino" can mean male or female, and "latina" is exclusively female. So he should have just used "latino."
Or it's more fucking tranny autism where he refused to use "latino" because it's the MALE version of the word and he's a PROUD TRANNY FEMALE CHECK YOUR LINGUISTIC PRIVILEGE

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(((nyehehehe)))

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Second one just needs anoother haircut and she may be pass, but the first one is best.

It's already in motion.

Didn't work for nu-male in chief Anthony Burch.

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Most women, even the ones in these dumbass pictures, can look good without makeup if they just brush their fucking hair and clean their face once in a while to get rid of acne. The "before" pictures in these are always the absolute worst condition a person can be in, like a mugshot after they've been in a bar fight at 4am. They couldn't show makeup-free women actually looking good though because that wouldn't fit the narrative.

Well why does the woman on the top of
look good then?

probably because the SJW-in-chief who made this photoset had something against her

I think the reason most girls require so much make up is because they use make up in the first place.

To get makeup off, you have to use some harsh fucking chemicals. Shit like acetone and rubbing alcohol. Imagine having to scrub your face with harsh solvents every night, only to do it again the next day. This would probably explain why 90% of women look hideous without makeup and concealer on, even if they're well past puberty.

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My dad shit on your dreams? I'm sorry, m8. He can be a bit grumpy at times.

Pretend nothing, it's just dominance.

fuck I new my dad was bad but I wasn't aware he had another family. RIP

I think you should have to give up your butt to make things right.

Well that's backfiring, since that says that some women look good even without any treatment.

Is that Mazinger or some such?

You all best be trolling, it's just fist of the north star

It's GETTER motherfucker.

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lmao u suck

Well aren't you one cheeky fuck.

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I'm saying she was chosen for the photoshoot AT ALL because the woman in charge probably thought she was ugly for personal reasons. While the rest of us see an attractive brunette, whatever hambeast made the shoot probably deluded herself into thinking no man would take that woman somewhere along the line.

you bitch

1 off

dino laugh

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Oh yeah.

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You're just asking for manlet babies

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Life can be fun sometimes.

*young women look good without makeup

And of course they do, that's when they're the most fertile and least likely to give you autism babbies

??

I thought autism risk increased with the age of the mother, not the other way around?

And there are decent looking grown women, they're just rare because they actually take care of their bodies instead of hiding their problems with makeup and fashion.

there is a ruler that you can use to measure faggotarory

And that's what I wrote.

miserable

It's alright user. engrish happens.

there is a pic floating around about age and autisum probability

Does

quite the opposite, read your own post again

This is adorable.

You realise a lot of porn stars are junkies right? Of course they're going to look fucking terrible.

They were posted by the make-up artist. The narrative is "I'm good at my job."

I can't get over this

You're the one confused here. Read the posts again.

young women - least likely - give you autism babbies

What Tomb Raider, though?

uhh

rate my LOL edit i did in 30 secs for a friend

Sad!

DO IT!

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Your butt has teeth?
hot

God fucking damn it.

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It's cucking if you impotently sit and watch, if you join in it's a threeway.

lrn2swinger

coincidence?

Is it cuckholdery to be the bull and fuck some cuck's wife?

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nah, that is just stealing someone else bitch

Of course not. Those NTR doujins are the best.

How about making a bitch and the sissy faggot of her boyfriend turn into your cocksluts?

I know what doujin you're talking about!

kek

I know, but they're a bitch to find because it's not in a separate category from NTR.

That's my fetish, I need to know right now.

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HOW ABOUT…? how about an orc being the bull and turning both the hero and the princess into his cock sluts? living all three like a family and having both sluts raise the children while the orc go hunt.

you called fam?

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This. The only times you should allow for a threesome+ to happen is if you are being offered to join by the cuckold or if it's a hooker you hired with your friend.

You're the third guy to post this in this thread.

And I'll make sure he'll be the last.

Actual jej

o_O

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you saw nothing

that would work, if they were elves

We shall never forget.

the guy in the red shirt looks like anthony fantano

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No it's specifically tailored towards cucks, you can see that with how much time and attention they give to the cuck who's always the main character, and how the man doing the fucking is always this fat disgusting slob who's face always seems to be out of frame.

That, and the fetish for reverse NTR is genuinely uncommon.

why is that bird so cute

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Anime girls with thicc thighs are my favourite.
Who is this semen demon again?

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Inuyasha from boku no picu

post more sexy magicians

No.

please?

Yeah, Islam is clearly kinder considering that they kill homosexuals. ISIS should give this author a free base jumping lesson like they did with LGBT people.

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This is happening to me and I'm starting to have anti-Semitic beliefs now. Shit.

EMOTICONS ON AN IMAGEBOARD

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Hey now smbc can be fun. Unlike xkcd.

THICK

You type and use shaming tactics like a fucking redditor. End it all.

I just feel bad for them. They're just treated like sex toys from their partner.

Heels are not that bad and uncomfortable. I used them a lot when I was younger.

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Immaculate taste.

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200.0% homo

Manlet or just gay?

It's also the reason why most white women look like trash.

If a white woman goes light on make-up, or has no make-up at all, she shows an inherent beauty of her race.

But most of them are worldly fools, which is why they make themselves up like baboons in order to attract attention.

The modern Western woman thrives on attention, even at the cost of her face and health. This goes doubly for black women and weaves.

:^)

Krysta Kaos looks smoking even without makeup

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Post your tits.

And I thought acne scars were bad.
It looks like they have severe sunburns and tried to remedy it by taking a cheese grater to the peeling.

Minimum effort

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The guy's self insert in that comic looks familiar. Isn't that the hipster beta who does a shitty gamer webcomic where his MC lacks pupils?

Pic-related.

This tbh familia

Incorrect. Unless the threesome was planned out, (and/or you are fucking the one cucking you) it is cuckoldry.

source for this crash comic?

Its probably crash bandicoot retold. We had a dump of the comics over the last month or 2.

The drawing look too good to be crash bandicoot retold. Not that it's good, but it doesn't look like made in paint.

poor danny sexbang.

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alright, you got a slightly humorous sniffle out of me

YOU HAVE TO GO 🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙🔙

Hey I wanted to ask, does anyone have my comics saved? I had a crash and lost the 5 comics I made, so that's why couldn't post them in these threads. I'll keep doing these, but I'd like to have 'em.

What was that movie again?

Who the fuck even are you

Oedipus Rex, 1957.

I used to post a new JD comic in every LOL thread.

I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit

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:^)

Shouldn't this be physical defect?

It's Wang Er-Xi ― Night Stories from a Chinese Studio
in case anyone was wondering

: ^)

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I bet you like mermaid.

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

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that's pretty funny tbh sempai

I once saw a edit of this comic where the boys and the girl in the last panel were fucking and the mother masturbating but I never seen it since.