Game Dev Barbie

STEP ASIDE, BOYS
BARBIE IS HERE TO CODE
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IF YOU CAN
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Where's my dark haired barbie in a stained hoodie and ripped jeans, wearing a low ponytail and bags under her eyes? She could come with a giant novelty half-gallon coffee mug, a PC with dual monitors, and a broken computer chair that can't choose a height between all the way down and all the way up.

If you're gonna depict a profession to get girls interested, do it right. This isn't "game developer barbie," this is "sjw idea guy scam artist barbie"

And now we wait for Social Justice Warrior Barbie, complete with combable armpit hair, and patriarchy smashing action.

Hope I don't have a daughter, because holy shit, its like society is making an effort to make her a failure in life.

Add her a jew nose a scammer's smirk and some extra lard and she'll be the perffect Anita Sarkisian Doll

i regret it, i regret it so bad…

i regret so incredibly bad i forgot to upload my image with the post

looks monsters high & even Hasbro Equestia girls BTFO Barbie yet again
Hell last time I check pony toys were still outselling Barbie shit. Social justice marketing and toys do not mix.

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See I heard about SJWs doing their shit with this and didn't care. Then I see it's literally feminist barbie.
Fucking hell.

JOKES ON THEM, SJWS DONT HAVE CHILDREN BECAUSE HAVING SEX WITH MEN IS PATRIARCHAL SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOBBY
WOMEN HAVE NO PLACE IN VIDEO GAMES
GO HOME GAMER GIRLS!

Meant to say Looks like. But fuck. I get excited when Barbie gets btfo when she started to pander to feminists. Only QT cute dolls like monster high and Equestia girls for me. Thank you very much.

I want a pube-bearded numale Ken companion doll.

With kung-fu hoverhand and a DIY castration kit.

ALL MEIN HASS

She is like a friend of mine:
Touting the title of Aerospace Engineer without having had 1 day of math because she majored in Infrastructure Development.

AND BIG CHAINSAW HANDS, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Trips confirm career suicide

I have the urge to edit the dumbest shit onto her iPad.

whats that in her ipad? i see a big tittied anime girl in a bodysuit

You're kinda close, the character is nationally Japanese and is technically in a bodysuit, but it's not a girl.

i also saw a huge cock and balls inside the bodysuit, sorry but its too small to make a difference unless the picture is widely recognized, like loss

Her hand is covering half the screen, but I think it's still obvious.
Also this is probably last one I'm going to do, a fourth edit would be a bit obnoxious

keep going and post the original image of the 1st edit

gas yourself

back to the ovens with ya

This surprises who?
I mean other than people who never saw barbie, she's always had contemporarily popular jorbs.

Surprises me given that hipster-game-developer really isn't trendy whatsoever to anybody outside San Francisco. It's an interesting choice of profession and I suppose a nice way to introduce girls to the concept in the first place but it's also hamfisted (more noticeably so than other Barbie professions) and a really awkward choice of outfit since it's just casual wear with a XxX420noscopeXxX headset. Remove the headset and it'd just be college-student Barbie.

Girls don't even like video games, this barbie is going to bomb. Little girls want to dress up their dolls with pretty dresses, not frumpy programmer clothes.

I realised something.
It is not gamer barbie it is game dev. It is not about hobby it is about job.
Closest thing would be twitch whore barbie.

Now please tell me women are not greedy whores by nature when so big toy company states the only attractive part about gaming is money from it.

Women are not greedy whores by nature.

If this doll had been made a Gamer Barbie instead of a Dev Barbie it would probably look like a western version of Neptunia.

Women may be greedy gold diggers but before that they are all frivolous, narcisistic and entiteled,

They care about only about the most superfitial things such as looks and they want to be that special little sonflacke princess that stands out from the crowd merely by looks, and that what the Barbie brand preys on

This also explains why they hat real life beatyfull women, they want to be the pretyest but they hate when there is another girl pretyer than them, so they will shit on real beautifull women who get all the male atention while consuming shit like Barbie that exploits their "prety girl" feminine fantasy just as blantantly as God and Gears of War exploit the "beefcake power" male fantasies

Women select their male partners by:
1) sexual atraction of a healthy body
2) a males avility to provide shelter and suply a family with the necesary resources for survival

In this day and age that means money.
Money to buy food, clothes, big houses, fast cars, and lots of other materialistic luxury as well.

There are of course exceptions to this rule with women chosing males only becaus of their own affectuos atachment to them, but they are a minority

Not really. Stop pursuing shallow sluts., there are plenty of modest women to go around who aren't too hard to spot.

I'm just telling you what you asked me to tell you.

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this shit looks randomly generated

Modest as they may be, if you are not either sexy and handsome or succesfull and proffecional most of them won't give you the time of the day or will just friend zone you out of pity

but what would i know, my job is a sausage fest as was my school, and my hobbies (Vydia Nime, Metal, Comics, and other geeki stuff) are not exactly the kind of things women wet their panties over.

The only places i know the people around me use to score are places i consider wretched dens of stupidity, promiscuity degeneracy, and selfdestructive vice

If there are any decent women out there they are probably as self reclused as me

This. They could have done it right but no.

What a manjaw.
Remember when they were screeching at barbies for being too attractive? I miss those days.

Great job OP, your thread is so shit it started attracting horsefuckers

We already had this thread this week.
Fuck off.

Barbie got a bad rap. Yeah 'unrealistic body proportions' but to such a degree that criticisms are just as valid about Minnie Mouse or Mrs. Packman not having realistic body proportions.

And outside of that. There was Dr. Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Homemaker Barbie, and literally hundreds more. Which resulted in the perception of 'oh, barbie can be anything' which is a way better way of promoting young girls to see that they can do whatever they want.

But no, a bunch of fat, ugly women got their rotten overies in a twist that a female look good and went after the Barbie brand so hard that it could actually be a factor as to why so many young women are so quick to adopt what they are told to think. They wanted to play barbies, but then their parents came up and screamed 'no! that is bad! you believe this!' in what might be the most widespread, socially acceptable form of child abuse in history… well american history.

Sad to see the brand have to chase a controversy.

Man, that diatribe was totally factless. Thanks for typing all that bullshit out, i guess?

Hello new 4chan migrant

youtube.com/watch?v=3-9bds7xOiI

WATCH OUT EVERYONE WE GOT A REAL LEGIT GAMER/PROGRAMMER COMING THROUGH.

better exploitable

Sure, why not.

And that lads is the reason why I chose nanoscience over computer science. It's not that much infiltrated by people that only took that career path to brag in front of their friends a.k.a women in tech. Look at following webm too see "wymn in tech".
She took a screenshot and sent it to other guys to solve the issue.

Fez 2 is cancelled

As a non American I thought: IS seems to be some abstraction of IT and she talks about Computing a lot, but seems to be lost when it comes to the nitty gritty.
Then I looked up Information science… It started out as I have thought, but degenerated in the Anglosphere to be less than a librarian and changed to "I know how to use facebook and write about it in fancy feminist words".

I would keep going, but I will post the original image if you want. You massive homo
Overwatch sucks but the porn's alright.

Are you drunk and/or is english not your first language

*won't keep going

Why are you typing and spelling like a fucking nigger?

Screen's too small

Can someone clean up her laptop so we can put shit on it like feminist frequency 'this exploits women" stickers and shit?

Do kids really want this?

its the other way around. the companies making these are telling kids how to be, its not the kids who are telling the companies what they want.

Why not do it anyway?

when you see it

you'll be mad

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This thread needs some testosterone.

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2/10 no hooves, would not horse around with.

Okay then
Are you attempting to advertise your unfinished website?

Can't. I am incompetent and do not have any image editing software on this computer, gimp is shit, krita is shit, and photoshop is shit, not that I would know how to even edit something like that to even remotely look good.

what are you talking about?

Surprisingly comfy.

Why did I just watch all this.

I mistyped the URL and got to the wrong website.

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Dose anyone have the scans of the "Programer Barbie" book?
Saw it on 4/co/ years ago, that shit was amazing.

Aye chihuahua. It's cute that you think you're smart.


I wonder why so many people on /n/ do it. I hope they aren't bleeding into Holla Forums.

It's because /n/ is full of street shitters that constantly spam those shitty images from their Facebook walls EVERY thread.

I only saved the edits.

It was a good thread.

I love you user. Have a piece of SA mod history. See pic.

Too bad Barbie is still a white, attractive straight woman. I'd be surprised if feminists don't jump at the chance to scream about how triggered they are that this thing exists.

Soon she shall be a multiracial transsexual with breasts and penis accessories

Nigga, i just dont really care anymore. Also so many different Barbies are put out m8. Like so fucking many, who cares.

Reality is the greatest comedy ever made.

Childhood friends exists only in 2D also they never win even there, they are only there to get the harem starting.

1 girl liking you will send signals to the girl hivemind and other girls will start liking you as a result.

DOYVIN VON DOYVIN DOYVIN

What about open relationships with cuck nu-males?

REAL GAME DEVELOPER, SOFTWARE ENGINEER, AND GODZILLA OF TECH FEMINISM, BRIANNA WU!

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First the horse fuckers took MLP. Now feminazis take Barbie. It must suck to be a little girl these days.

Truth

Finally! Something to go along with my Alabama Man doll!

honestly, that hair dye is still less cancerous than full-blown pink or blue or some shit

She probably makes shitty IOS games.

And then she sucks off the people who run garbage iOS blogs for advertising.

which is exactly where "women gamers" are. They play mobile shit and as a result the games on the mobile market are as gender neutral as needed. It's funny how SJWs want no "elitism" about what kind of games they play and yet refuse to acknowledge that their audience is almost exclusively casual mobile players. Nah these cunts need to force diversity whenever possible just to piss of as many players as they can

Very progressive of them to create the first transgender Barbie doll. It's 2016 afterall.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or vomit.

I wonder why she's not fat barbie.

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shes a doctor,nurse, coach, Chef and CEO

Why would you downgrade from CEO of a multi-billion company to programmer that gets paid in peanuts

edgy

Thanks, user.

So basically shes an amalgam of Anita and Post plastic surgery Op Quinn?

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I know that surely there's (((someone))) behind that design, but i guess that's the whole point of Barbie, she can never not be beautiful and hip and whatever, otherwise would be like doing an He-man figure where he's an average guy like a random "good soldier" and stuff, it wouldn't stand out, especially among children that likes this kind of toys.

implying first pic is any better

If Anita wasn't such a raging feminist cunt I would totally bang her. She is qt

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user…come on. I ain't even a Stormfag but that fucking nose man. Also those fucking hoop earrings

The rest of her face is fine.

Really I should be worried about her jew-tits. They are usually not the best.

Pushup bras both the best and worst thing ever created.

Makes things look great but once you remove them the lie is revealed

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DID SOMEBODY SAY JEW TITS?

Well I did say "usually".

She has a trade off though. Massive knockers, but no ass.

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Now there's a face I hadn't seen in quite a while.

Keep that shit to >>>/anita/. Or preferably cuckchan, reddit, or whatever shithole you spawned from.

Is there any more?

not that I know of
the fuck is wrong with you
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