Ban likes teeny wienies

Ban likes teeny wienies.

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mandooooo

Oh I don't like to get my hands dirty when I have people for that.

Yes, love?

Brad

How'd the husbando shit go?

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hellooo how are you today


Ohai there Revu what is happening today?

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mondo
gazungas

Um...alright...I think.

What husbando thing?

Feeling good today, thought I'd post to prove I'm not just a pile of misery

Going to your friend's house for platonic consoling.

Thats not so reassuring
what did you do today


That is good what have you done today?
I went and played my piano with my nigga and shmoked

Oh that went well we talked and hung out for a while and may have possibly snuggled a bit

I had my last day of classes for the semester and finished some work that's dangerously late

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No tear stained embraces?

I like the HD webms

they make this place feel classier

Gross a girl

This place has the "class" of a craigslist hooker.

all the better.

If you're paying people for sex on Craigslist, surely they're better than the free lays

or they're confident enough in their ability to charge money

willing to pay extra if they can take that feeling of regret after their services

Youd know?

None of that sorry
Just cozy platonic love

If there's no conquest, no chase, no challenge, then it's just pointless.


$20 is not $20.

pretty good thread lineup actually
minus gnomes maybe

You mean all the worse.

Not as romantic.

gnomes is here?!

is this autist not gnomes?

Ey yo fuck you by the way

It's not at all romantic we've had this conversation

yea... human sex and relationships are complicated

but it's not like you're going to say no to an incredibly attractive human being that wants you

That's Tsuchi.

I am alright, I guess.

I find joys in the simple things. It is just hard to keep them.

There is this pregnant lady at one of my stores I merch. She is sweet. I would call her a friend. Yesterday she was almost in tears, so I interrupted and told her a cute, funny story. She laughed. Then today a customer was asking her for something on the bottom shelf and she was bending over. I kind of yelled at her and said I would get it. She called me such a gentlemen. Told her I had to take off and she asked who was going to pick up stuff from the floor for her now.

One of the few things that I like about myself.

Right.

that doesn't sound good
are we okay


ugh

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NEEEEEEEEEN

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Mandy you're a hearrt of gold ya know

You've on multiple occasions called me by my usual name so I take it this is meant to be some slight.


Sex without attachment isn't really something worth pursuing.
The whole mantra of "it's just sex" just makes it even more hollow and after the fact, you don't feel regret but just that it was wasted.
Sure, even I wouldn't decline that situation of attractive girl just saying "let's fuck" but I'd never seek it out and ultimately wouldn't feel better for it.


Still would've made a better image/story.


My pride will be the last thing left standing.

Perhaps. But it is layered with hard, cold steel.

sex isn't really something worth pursuing

ftfy

I mean do you like want details of when I was laying next to him and I was resting my head on his chest while he played with my hair?
'cause that happened btw

random hookups are fun
ftfy*

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No heart emojis or tildes after cool
i have my doubts about this

These both sound lonely in their own ways.

LUKA

WHERE THE FK ARE YOU

That's because they are. There was some solace to what Tsuchi said.

dead, god willing

Kind of cute to think about.


They have their place but they just feel so hollow afterwards, like you gained nothing and came out none the wiser.
It feels so antiquated to say it as such but it's more about "winning" something, be it the person or experience.
Something that you walk away with as more than just a notch in the bed post.

Being lonely is a fair tradeoff.

Hai

No need to lie

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We're not that tight but we're definitely cool

Yes yes no need to get all philosophical. We're on the same page anyways.

I totally agree attachment is a requirement

I'm fortunate enough to have had affectionate friends~

I really hope didn't an hero

Luka*

Having someone run their fingers through your hair and play with it gently is like one of the nicest things that can happen

It's been too much of forever!
How's uou?

YOU'RE TOO BUSY MAKING LOVE TO A BOTTLE OF CREATINE.


Sex with a friend generally always ruins that relationship.


It's great to be on both sides of that: being either the one playing with the other's hair or getting yours played with.

I have no idea what this means
Can you give me a hint?
im bad at girl guessing games

They don't like you because you are black.

He's a Jew.

Or it can make that friendship more special

So long as you don't do anything stupid like fall in love

Oh god, that is worse....

FALLING IN LOVE IS THE BEST PART THOUGH

It can work out but it always adds threads to things where they shouldn't be.
It just changes dynamics and situations where the same words, the same actions as they've always been mean something else, even if it's unintentional.

Silly. There's nothing worse than loneliness. It's deadly.

It feels really nice like multiple head pats at once
Plus like playing with my hair and it's the best

We don't have a problem
How's uou?

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Is it even shoulder length yet?

tsuchi why tf are you mad at me


Oh rad
Im great sweetie
Got a big sack of weed and I had a good day
What about you?

And you could have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt.

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Death is eventual regardless.

I'm inclined to agree only because in such a situation, I'd be the dumbass that overthinks it.

EMO HOUR.

What a self-destructive attitude.


I SEE THE GIRLS GO BY, DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES

I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES

I lack subtlety and change so the other party tends to assume what were innocent comments prior are now something more attached when it's just me being myself.


I'm afraid of Americans.

Life before death, love. It isn't where you are going, it is how you get there.

For clarification, I'm saying I also lack the ability to change.
That's not a separate clause.

Creatine is bad for you, so no.

I got it cut and it's cute and summery
Long hair is nice but it's hot ;~;

I'm doing pretty well today

Indeed.


I have no more filler episodes.

I think you might be surprised at how many more scenes you might have left to play.

You probably wear like a buttplug made from creatine for MAXIMUM RECTAL ABSORPTION while working out.


Pics.

oh wow how'd you know
you psychic?

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Unless your fwb is confident in their boundaries, and doesn't require attachment, just lust with overtones of romance that leads nowhere, but augments the fooling around.

Ayyy really?
that must be refreshing change from how mopey you usually are.
why the sudden change? i bet its talking to me

Gross.

"I want something good to die for. To make it beautiful to live"

something something

I love subtle

A complete shot in the dark.


That's actually more depressing than nothing at all.
Because both of you know how incompatible and just hollow it is, yet persist.

Hey, I want to die for a noble cause. But before I go, I have things to do.

We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

But I need to sleep for now. Sweet dreams, brightness. Try and be kind to yourself.

I'm bad at pictures and it's a bit grown out right now

I just finally had a good day

The things to do is the hard part.

Sleep tight.

but that's when you add toys and light BDSM

Your view of relationships is a deeply unsettling one.

Just grab a lock of hair and take a pic of it lifted away from your head.
I was just curious how short you are talking.


Fetishes don't make meaningless sex any less meaningless.
It's just for when meaningful sex with a person no longer excites you.

Mines not much better tbh I just actively avoid fucking my friends

What went right?

Too much effort right now

Does anybody have nezwi's steam?

Being cute

Lazy turd.

My history has been varied when it comes to people

The unconventional ones outnumber the conventional ones

But humans are flexible creatures, and capable of all sorts of relationships

It honestly always comes down to what works for the people involved


that's when you debate whether you should suggest fisting.

Is there any point to watch the first two movies?
I never watched Rebellion and remember the series so just was curious if it changed anything major.

They're recapped of the series with detailed backgrounds and some extra scenes cut out.

I started it a few hours ago and stopped when I noticed all five of the girls were alive and didn't know if the first two movies changed the ending of the series or if it's an intentional "groundhog day" loop with everyone alive for a reason not because of the previous two movies' changes.

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Keep watching, it'll explain itself soon enough.

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That is of course if you previously watched the original series, it basically picks up right after the events of the series if you had seen the ending of the show.

i'm right here.

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Yeah, I've seen the show two or three times, the repeat viewings when watching it with someone.
I know the story fairly well. I figured everything being "wrong" was an intentional thing but just wanted to double check it wasn't a plot change from the rehash movies.

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It's a good music video.

So why would I want to watch it without the music?

sauce pls

You're good to go then, like I said the movie will reveal the reasons why the 5 girls are there

youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

What a MYSTERY

lawl
what a rube, that gold berg guy must been

:3c

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I just sort of like Gen Urobuchi's stuff for how wonderfully depressing they are.
Like depressing in a way that makes you feel good.

meow

Rebellion is a turd.

Have no idea what anime to watch next..

Gotta wait every saturday for Big Order and Phoenix Wright

How about find something other than anime to entertain yourself.

yey anime~
quality animaetion

cromartie high school series!

yay anime~
yay food stamps~
yay yuri~~

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Was watching HouseMD on netflix but forgot the password to my bro's netflix.


Whats is about?

Until Trump gets voted LAWL

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a high school life full of thugs, then there's one guy that is a normal non-delinquent guy attending that full of thugs school because he promised his friend.

and his hilarious adventure of trying to make some sense into those delinquents start.

Read a book.

FREDDY IS MR.MERCURY

OR NOT

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He's just a normal high school student, much like mechazawa.

So is it bloodz vs cripz?


Does manga count... could just rad the Big order manga instead of waiting for new episode

Read all of Index's light novels.

Is that the one with accelerator? Love that dude

it's more of trying to convert the bloodz vs cripz into studying, and of course it's not always work

seriously it's really funny


of course the horse might be smarter than some of the students

There's almost 40 books at the shortest is like 400 pages.

watch the anime called real life
10/10 graphics

Hmm ight I'll look into it


Jesus tapdancing christ how do you people read even 100 pages?


LAWL its shit in video game adaptation

if you're looking for entertainment you wont regret it!

Personally looking for something actiony or thrilling.. example: Future Diary

OR Actiony yet comfy IE Sword Art Online

Seems I over estimated how long they were.
Shortest is 280 and longest is like 480.

ehh.. well.. then you might be a little bit disappointed by the lack of blood and limb cutting.

Do you really expect me to read ALL of it.. let alone reading?


Oy vey

Non Non Biyori.

but i promise good laughs :3

4chan webm without audio.

Isnt that the loli with the vietnam edit?


I sure hope so..

what are those lances aimed for?
incoming fucking clouds?

alright, just give it one episode and let me know what you think. i'll take full responsibility if you dont like it

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I'll watch it after this episode of overlord

i dont know how formation works, but isnt the second line supposed to hold their weapon higher?


alright, if you dont like it, i'll find another anime with more action

Yo Luka

overlord is awesum

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im surprised you dont know formations
you managed to form on ban and bebop quite well

No need to trouble yourself, I just asked for a suggestion


So far it kinda feels like SAO without the LE U DIE HERE U DIE FOR REAL, or at least havent got to the part

the lower ones are for horses the higher ones are usually for the riders, if you stab their horse you really dont want the rider jumping over your front line and ass raping them

Ichigo Mashimaro is pretty action.

and i'm also surprised you're still trying to pry that stuff, everyone has moved on.

helping people and see them smile is my fetish

he will never move on, this is all hes got in the world :^)

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are you really surprised?????

Do they kill shit or something?


Hm well in that case I am greatful,
Overlord is done, time to watch that school episode

shame, he used to be different


mhm

i'll go out and get some lunch
bye bye

crossing my fingers

N-nichijou?

tfw i have a fetish for these mentally deranged retards


silly silly

really? like more than a few months ago? cause hes been about the same since i joined

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Hahah that was pretty interesting, dub makes it sillier


Ayy I've been meaning to watch that one, thanks for reminding me

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ORGANIZING FOLDERS IS SUCH A PAIN

i havent watch the other half of SAO first season yet >_<

but second half of overlord is kewl!!

i just scroll through my folder and post stright from it.~

Many didnt enjoy the 2nd half, me personally was indifferent about it

I might end up cropping, too

maybe when i'm bored enough i'll binge watch the rest and try out season 2.


hope its fun.

It's not
I wonder how neko does it

Nobody talks to him so he has nothing better to do.

How are you so sure?

i just open windows photo galery, click crop, then press the right arrow key to crop the next image.

that's how i cropped this folder anyways.

where is that

Neko showed me Greenshot, Was going to use this to cap Hiei from YYH while streaming this site that has it in HD since I could not find a good torrent of HD YYH

You just drag the area you want to cap and it crops it for you.

oh so like directly cropping as you cap?

Yeah, that's an option.

Thing is, I already have the caps.. x-x

windows photo gallery?
or the crop button hidden in the edit mode?


yeah i just dragged the area in photo gallery and it does it.

both
cuz im on w10

He posts, nobody replies, he calls someone an idiot or some shit then leaves.

Well, he used to

these days people reply though

me being one of them

I reply to him, playfully call him a loser. Well.. that if I'm here that is.

oh i guess you can't do it my way?
sine i dowloaded it from the Windows Live Essentials pack
on win 7 only i guess?
yeah this live essentials pack was back around when MSN messenger was still a thing.

wew

He's just one of those people who assert superiority without having anything to be superior about.


I just ignore them.

windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/essentials

????

looks like it's up to date maybe.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


idk if I wanna install that
I'll look around for other solutions if I really need to hardcore crop

k

meh, all i can say, is that it work pretty easy for me.

silver rath is such a bitch ;;


das good

Dick dollars

sometimes i just find the caps comfy enough to post as is
save me the time of cropping

unless i get a bored period in which i just go ham at it. capping an croppin' with precision

Even her mom has monster tits.

Aneki* (Older Sis)

Big boobs are gross.

it's her sister
I thought it was her mom too at first

what are you, a faggot or something?

Each day I get gayer.

you are objectively wrong

bury the straight ban with dignity.

So then i'm factually right.

I haven't been straight in like 6 years dude and even before then I was like kiss dudes and stuff.

not really sure why I thought I was straight

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no, not at all

big tiddies a best


;~;

Luka just has fat, man tits.

wew lad

What does it mean?

Yes, all the time.

penises are like snakes that spite

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not this time at all


hey sebs

wew


meaning?

heyo

i heard someone saw the great white luka outside boston harbor

this one was supposed to be 100 tons

no


how are you feelin?

no you don't understand

yes

wew gal


why?

tireddddd

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Can someone post the Sci picture of him with a shaved head and a swastika on it please?

I am confused.

this might have it

wrong one
lets try this

nope dont have it fam

i understand, big breasts may not be perfect but they are far from bad faaaaaaaar


why not sleep, nerd? :^)

ninetails used confuse ray, it was super effective.

I would rather date someone with small or normal sized.

Dem diddies doe

will soon. sup with you

u lewdie pants
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You can't even see one girls face and its just looking at her boobs.

uh normal? so 34DD? at least for america, not exactly close to small


just chillin out made a salad and thinking of what i may do to pass some time, boring stuff

now i feel a migraine coming on

Lets just go with no boobs then.

hello friends

that's just a film trope
cliche thingy

just like in charlie brown you cant see adults faces, only bodys.

Yeah and you can see more titties this way.

new

you have a bad mind.

take something for it?


but.... that seems difficult to manage