Quickly summarize comics you hated

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

Rich supervillain becomes nemesis for police chiefs
None of them can stop him because he's just too cool and planned for everything
Protagonist tries to catch Nemesis
Nemesis kills hundreds of people because he can't be caught and planned for everything
Walks on top of Air Force One midflight and crashes it
Somehow survives and kidnaps the president who also somehow survives
Nemesis kills thousands of people as Protagonist tries to figure out his plans
Protagonist finds out Nemesis will attack the Pentagon
Nemesis planned on Protagonist finding out his plan and kills literally everyone in the Pentagon because he's too cool to be caught and plans for everything
Nemesis murders millions of people and is eventually caught
But Nemesis is too cool and planned for being caught and then murders a zillion people because he can't be stopped
Protagonist has had enough and confronts Nemesis
Nemesis planned for this as well so Protagonist can die at the specifically planned time
Nemesis planned this for years and years because he's really cool and planned out everything
Protagonist fights Nemesis and wins, barely living through the fight

Protagonist gets a letter from someone who planned out Nemesis' plans congratulating him on beating Nemesis
Except this letter was planned out ten years in advance because this guy is too cool and planned out the plans in advance

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Quickly summarize
wall of text

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

How about this one:
Faggot comes over here
Starts a shitty 4chan-thier template thread
People call it out
He goes back where he came from

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

JOKER'S A GUD BOI, HE DINDU NUFFIN
except kill Jason Todd and hundreds of other people, engage in criminal activities including several bank heists,
Even when he's breaking Clayface into pieces laced with Mad Hatter tech to brainwash other villains to stage false-flag attacks and make Batman and the police look bad after supposedly "changing his ways", he still dindu nuffin

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

974471

Let's talk about comics we've read
Sounds like some cuckchan template to me!

You're trying too hard.

It's one paragraph you big whiner.

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

Wait, how the fuck does someone pretend Joker did nothing wrong? They've been wanking him into an irredeemable monster for the better part of a decade, haven't they?

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

It's a Elseworlds, or whatever they call them now.
Batman force feeds Joker some pills that will make him better, so then Joker starts a legal battle against Batman and suddenly Batman is locked up and Joker is the good guy.

The story was touted as some analogy to a whole range of social issues, as well as BLM, so I can't say I cared to read more after the first issue.

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle copies appear and wreck havoc for no clear reason
alex has turned into a horse for some reason
julie, who is supposed to be like 12 or 13, now looks older than her mom
the art is just really shit in general
nobody really acts in character
there's a interesting idea b-plot of the puppet master having a special needs son that finds his supervillain shit and starts playing that's barely touched on and is never mentioned again

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

It's a different continuity, since issues is an else world like already said. In the book no one was able to prove that Joker actually killed anyone. Few panels do show hm doing stuff like shooting tommy guns like a maniac, but it is not show what they hit. Joker manages to clean his name, and make Batman and GCPD look bad in the process. Joker cleaning his name is done kind of sloppily, but it might be to show how gullible public is, although I doubt it.

Joker's backstory in The White Knight is him being a failed stand up comedian who turned to villainy. Eventually he took liking to baiting Batman.

The story was touted as some analogy to a whole range of social issues, as well as BLM, so I can't say I cared to read more after the first issue.
They are more of a background and something that Joker uses to win PR war against Batman. However, there is some stupid shit, like Duke Thomas supposedly trying to keep neighborhood clean of crime, but still letting muggers with guns and knives run around for some reason.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

It's one paragraph you big whiner.
It's it? Looks like 17 paragraphs to me.
Whatever else you might say about paragraphs, that they should follow a single main idea or message, we should be able to agree that paragraphs are separated by line breaks.
Or should OP have used reddit spacing for this to have been 17 paragraphs?

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

Nemesis was a ridiculous over the top action comic, but it was a blast to read. Fuck your stupid thread and fuck your autism

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

Im more triggered by those guns if anything

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

Now you even sound like him.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

Every sentence is actually a paragraph actually so you know I just read 17 short greentext sentences that's essentially 17 paragraphs man im tired from all that reading

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

Every sentence is actually a paragraph
Not every sentence. Ever new linebreak. I tried to make that clear.
You can have a paragraph of multiple sentences, sure, but when you start a new line, you start a new paragraph.
But I guess we can't agree on that, so out of curiosity, how do you define a paragraph?
man im tired from all that reading
It's wasn't a short summary. It was just a summary.

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Batman / Shadow: The Murder Geniuses
It's too shit to bother finding a pic.
Hey we're in reboot 746942 of the DC Universe, so Batman and The Shadow have never met before
The Shadow is immortal because the warrior monks who trained him are now Tibetan Wakanda
Only some other guy is "really" Lamont Cranston, so he kills himself or some bullshit
The Shadow's elderly agents get a visit from Batman, who is trying to work out what's going on
The shadow turns out to have been training Batman to replace him his whole life, because that makes any kind of sense.
Oh and the Joker wants to find the warrior monks because something. If he snashes a thing they'll be sealed off and The Shadow will be "stuck" immortal
Batman smashes it instead because reasons. He, Joker, The Shadow and the comics's actual stupid villain get ejected from warrior monk magic land because reasons
The Shadow and Batman go their seperate crime-busting ways. Luckily it's a big two comic so none of this will have happened by next tuesday.
Some good cover art, though.

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

shitty template thread.
Kill yourself.

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

Bruce murders a chick. But he didn't.
Gets caught in most convoluted frame-up in comic book history.
Doesn't bother trying to solve it.
Instead gets rid of "Bruce", becomes Batman full time.
Fucks off and lets the Bat-family do all of the work proving his innocence.

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

I will make it clear so even people that didn't pass kindergarten can understand:
Here's me writing a wall of text. You can see how annoying it is and how tired it makes your eyes feel, you will be terribly tired after reading this example of a wall of text that doesn't have any grammar function which is not organized in any way so you can undestrand why mostly niggers and uncultured swine will use this way of posting

Here's me writing a text suddivide under lines
It's a bit more easy to read.
But the concept is made for rhymes like in a poem
But it's terrible to read a book if you separate by lines

Here's me writing a text but now it's suddivide under different paragraph which makes it clear how it works.
Becasue paragraphs are just text written under multiple line and broken when a differen concept is introduced.
Which is the proper grammatical way to write a wall of text

And for the fun of anons

Here's me writing all my things under paragraphs but instead

I will use the boogieman of the week

And separate the lines using the fatidical

Redddit spacing to separate them, which makes you read shit terribly on chans

But as if they were properly written for Reddit becasue the double space gets consumed by the http

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

stay mad racist gnazi fascist homophobe whitey

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

More like
I use google translator to speak in spanglish because I'm a spic who never left whatever american faggothole I lived for all my life

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Aunt May was a whore
and is Peter's mom

To this day I can't believe Marvel thought teenage girls would buy this.

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

The truth is that I think more teenage boys bought that than teenage girls.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

Oh wait, there's more!

The frame-up is so absolute that Bruce and the Bat-family can't prove his innocence
It takes the killer turning himself in and confessing to end the arc

I can't believe Ed Brubaker was involved in this mess.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

No one cares user.

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

Pick it up since it got a ton of accolades for 'brilliant indy storytelling'
NOTHING
FUCKING
HAPPENS

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

That doesn't make the accolades wrong, it makes you stupid for not realizing that "indy storytelling" means unconventional narratives.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

Apparently you cared enough to post a reply.

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

I'm sure it was cringe, but that summary actually makes it sound pretty damn funny.
I could almost see Batman not giving a shit abou Bruce's innocence myself.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Actually I've taken quite the liking to blocks of text for explanations on the chans as they double as A. being able to show off things easily in a format that doesn't take the extra bit of concentration away on making paragraphs other than the odd one with Holla Forums's weird text block. B Most importantly is that long blocks of texts are hard to read so the person that reads it has to actually try and understand what you wrote. This makes it so that only those that actually care about what you wrote can respond logically and weeds out those who either are too stupid or lazy to actually understand what you have to say.

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

There are other things that are good about it like it encouraging long effort posts instead of small reddit like posts that are boring/the same fucking thing everyone else is saying. Its just feels good and has grown on me.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

I could almost see Batman not giving a shit abou Bruce's innocence myself.
I had a similar thought. Wouldn't Batman relish the opportunity to finally get rid of Bruce? Plus Batman being the one known for killing Bruce Wayne would give him more street cred.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Holla Forums's weird text block
Reddit confirmed

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Being meandering and making things difficult to read isn't a fault of mine, as it creates a delusional proving ground so this way when I'm ignored as usual I can pretend it's because people just aren't smart enough to get me

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

The truth is that I think more teenage boys bought that than teenage girls.
Demonizing cheese cake and fan service
teenage boys could’ve kept
The American comic market alive by fan service alone

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

I want to eat that Down syndrome child

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Why would Batman even care about Bruce Wayne? They're like polar opposites.

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

But that's what makes them such good friends. He's a trusted ally in Batman's war against crime.

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

Hey /tv/

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Neil Gaiman AND John Romita Jr! This should be great!
It's shit.

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

And? You didn't even post an image, lazy faggot.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

You forgot
Aunt May had peter as a teenager
aunt may is a wrinkly old lady with white hair while Peter is a teenager

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

What comic you fucking dunce

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

Tries to ride off the hype of Occupy Wallstreet.
Tries to be a criticism of society.
Fails at both and is a mess of a comic that doesn't know what it's criticizing.

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

Couldn't be bothered to spend 5 seconds and Google it
Since when is everything the posters responsibility to spoon feed everyone else. I'm not even the guy who mentioned it.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

It only had two nice reaction pictures.

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

They don't, he clearly hasn't actually read the comic. The narrative is much more along the lines of "Batman is as big a problem for Gotham as The Joker," in an alternate reality where Batman is a bit more insane and brutal than usual.
I find it funny that every single argument of "worst retcon in history" only exists within the pages of Spiderman lore.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

I find it funny that every single argument of "worst retcon in history" only exists within the pages of Spiderman lore.
Parallax

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

One of my conditions for considering a thing a terrible retcon is if it wouldn't work even if it was written that way from the start. Parallax can and has been used reasonably well in new continuities where it's there from the start, though some of the exact details are lost. Compare that to shit like
the dying Aunt May was just an actor and nobody cares Aunt May is suddenly alive again
aunt may had Peter as a teenager mom despite how basic age differences make that totally impossible
Peter's powers don't come from genetic weirdness, it's just some spider god and the other animal themed bad guys are empowered by rival gods
don't make working stories even if you included that detail from the start.
there's an eldritch horror that's the elemental embodiment of fear and ancient enemy to a group that is powered by courage will, the horror escapes from its prison and possesses one of the group
can and has been made into a working story.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Not him but he's not really wrong. White Knight jumps around from having Joker be a completely harmless criminal that's been unjustly persecuted by Batman and the GCPD to an (allegedly) violent maniac who is implied to have killed Jason Todd. Ultimately the entire comic is absoultely full of weird conflicts like this where the writing is in conflict with itself (the whole two Harley Quinns thing, the GCPD just sitting back and letting Batman brutalise people for no reason E.T.C.)

The problem is that it's trying to deconstruct Batman but only showing half of the story- their version of Batman is a violent maniac who shows no regard for civillian lives in trying to aprehend the Joker but at the same time the Joker is apparently just a harmless Batman fanboy. So no shit Batman is a problem, but you're not really deconstructing anything given that you're basically writing him as a violent moron who tries to solve every issue with his fists and act like the Joker can do no wrong whenever it suits you.

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

make claims
doesn't provide anything to back it up
It's your first day on the internet?

David Cox
David Cox

I'm not trying to defend it as a great comic that everyone need to read, I'm just trying to defend it as an "okay" read that isn't a complete waste of your time. It's a bit weird with it's writing and it doesn't do a great job selling the idea that Batman is actually really bad for Gotham, but it does it well enough that I'm willing to buy into that idea for the sake of seeing what the comic wants to do. For a comic I picked up simply to laugh and rage at, it's doing much better than I ever expected.

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

can't find an archive link of the atorytime anywhere
It never stops hurting.

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

At least we'll have the memories user.

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

It really is terrible. The guy needs to stick to art and forget about writing.

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

Artists and writers are different, user.

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

Storytime currently here

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