HUE

WE

Wait why am I laughing so hard at this.

You’re retarded.

WUZ NOTSEES?

KAIZERS
WE WUZ KAIZERS!

DAS RITE, WE WAS DA GERMANS AND DA TANK DRIVERS, FUCK DA JOOZ

They're the true nazis because you can notsees them in the dark

Because it's funny. From a time when more than 1% of OC was good.

ALLAHU ACKBAR

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because you're a newfag who started browsing the board 1 month ago and didn't see that picture a billion times already

this is like degeneracy squared

It's not too late for you user

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wew

you just described 90% of the chinese cartoons

Wouldn't Christ-Chan be considered idolatry?

yes

Only if you worshiped her

KAKAKAKAKAH

The porn surrounding this is great

I want saracens to leave

ARE THE CRYSTAL JEJ

wait what?

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My dick demands proof

I always hated it when canon getting shitted on gets explained later on inside the universe.

It's an insult

so, they can change anything to the story and dont give a fuck?

yes
Oh wait, I'm supposed to take this as a putz.
"What a clever way to write the universe as if it were alive."

I know someone here has it.

YO HOL UP, IF AFEEKA WAS DA MOTHALAND
AND WE WUZ KAIZERS AND SCHIEZEN
JERMAINEY WAS THE DADDYLAND?
YO, WE WUZ GOT A DADDY! SHNEEEEEEITZL!

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Captain America was always a nigger.
Captain Britain was always a dune coon woman.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.

BUT DAT RUSSIA YO, HOL UP

It's much better now

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You do realise that Jesus is considered to be messiah by Islam as well, right?

You realize my enlightened and educated atheist mind doesn't care, right?

I thought they only considered him a lesser prophet, like Malachi.

He's a prophet, not the messiah. They also believe he isn't the son of God, and didn't die on the cross, as Allah wouldn't allow humans to come between him and his divine plans like that.

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Uh, not even remotely close to being accurate, you retard.

Welcome to 4chan Holla Forums, circa 2005.

Needs the red lips and the blue shirt

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Wasn't there a video of an ex-Muslim who converted to Christianity because Jesus was mentioned in the Koran far more prominently than Mohammad and argued that Jesus was th word of God according to the Koran?

Yeah, that is the video.

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Not sure how christianfags don't know that Islam is the bastard child/black sheep of the family

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You gotta admit, that's a pretty good success rate compared to the other Abrahamic religions, and we don't even have any penalties/death sentences for dissent or leaving to try and keep people in line.

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every time. The best part is braindead theists actually believe that shit.

PROTIP: Not everyone was raised with religious indoctrination, plenty of people never had god forced down their throat and continue to not care about the idea well into their adult years.

DEUS VAULT

>a vault only populated with religious extremists of different faiths

did I really just type vault?
what the fuck am I doing anymore

risa

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I've seen enough of them to know what I'm talking about. Obviously not every single atheist ever is from a religious family and came to hate religion as a result, just as not every snackbar gets a chance to bomb something before he dies, but that doesn't change that the majority is. Just because your local Ahmed didn't explode a city block in the last week or so doesn't mean his kin won't gladly do so themselves, given the chance.

It helps that I was one of them too, for a few regretful years, and was even cancerous enough to hang around reddit as a result. I've seen some serious garbage, and I know its stench quite well.

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Man, I hope this is bait. You just proved his point.

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whatswrongwithyoureggie.jpg

Yeah, pretty sure you were baiting first.

I didn't quite realize what I was reading till I got to that 'atheist' bit. You somehow missed the whole scientific community(atheists), all the christian women marrying muslims or really any other religion, and those gingers in Europe wanting to become jihadists.

Come to think of it, your religion is on a real sharp decline.

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pls no

what are you, gay?

HA HEY

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It's called Taqya
It's only meant for when a Muslim is afraid they are going to die, so they lie

But most Muslims like this use it to spread Islam via ==LIES==

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Are you going to post it, or what?

I love this

Drawfags who are brainwashed at its finest. Hilarious that these drawers are both racist and "Progressive" at the same time.

What sort of ancient hieroglyphics are these?
Andy Tommerson?

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This goy knows what's up.

After all, anime is anti-semitic now.
>>>Holla Forums6365464

get out

all mudskins look alike

the thrid comic kind of fails because women arent capable of rape not even drunk

WRONG

Isa (not known as Jesus) is regarded as the greatest prophet next to Muhammad, and Isa bears NO christ-like savior attributes in Islam.

Islam has Isa

READ THE SOURCES BEFORE YOU TALK TRASH

Only a miracle can come from such thing

That Swede one is spot on.
There are the biggest rapefugee apologist fuckers out there, they keep on giving in /k/ and Holla Forums or anywhere people talk about how cucked they are.

Not nearly that alike.

Have a better one I guess

Mudslime reporting in, that last line is incorrect

There aren't any more prophets coming after Muhammad. Jesus himself will slay the Dajjal in Syria. Mujammi' bin Jariyah Al-Ansari said:
"I heard the Messenger of Allah(s.a.w) saying: 'Eisa bin Maryam will kill the Dajjal at the gate of Ludd (a place near Jerusalem).'" (Tirmidhi, 33:87, trustworthy evaluation)

wat

Er, not Syria. Jerusalem, as written just one line down. I need sleep.

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I don't really consider myself edgy when it comes to religion - I just don't see a need for a god in my view of the universe, and I don't really care for religious ceremonies. I'd assumed most people were similar.

Most people are lazy, but they're probably also afraid of not having answers.

the first one is right about the militarization of the police though

I'd rather have no answer at all than one that I consider silly or redundant.

www.tumblr.com

Gee look at all these video games!

Also

Nah

I read your post before I looked at your image, and I assumed it was a fallout reference. You have dissapointed me, user.

the only good religion is islam tbh

Nah nigger, that's mathematics

dubs confirm

they are just afraid of death, afraid of the void

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I haven't read many of the ahadith but I'm pretty sure the prevailing understanding was what I described, though I know the precise events of the Last Days are varied among different Muslim theological views.

That said, it's the first time I've heard of Jariyah Al-Ansari, and that is a very interesting citation.

Considering what we know of Jerusalem and the eschatology of the End Times prophesies between Christian Scriptures and Islamic doctrine it makes more sense it'd be Jerusalem than Syria, though Lord knows those retarded apish goons over with ISIS and elsewhere probably think it's Syria anyway.

Thanks for replying mate! Mind if I ask what view of Islam you hold? Shia, Sunni, Wahabi etc.? Considering your Tirmidhi source I'd guess you're Sunni, but even then that's like calling me merely a "Baptist"–there's often more to it than that.

I've been running some threads on /christian/ on Islam and it'd be great to know what your theology is and where I can find a copy of what you cited for future reference.

Oh, and you are not Mudslime. Mudslime has been overused as all get-out like the word "cuck".
webm related is a real Mudslime. You're just a Muslim. You don't degenerate into a Mudslime Sandnigger etc. until you rape and/or kill a child and/or behead them for public mockery.

Ah! I should have been more accurate and said "Imam-Madhi" or just "Madhi" instead of "final prophet".

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Are you trying to hurt me, user?
The concoction of cringe vs anal devistation on the author's part is physically painful

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If I'm going to suffer, you guys are going to suffer with me.

The second one doesn't even make sense. You have the right to remain silent, underrepresented and poor, and you also have the right to stop being such a stupid criminal nigger. Hell, if you manage to pop out of the womb and finish highschool without a rap sheet, people will straight out throw jobs at your feet.

eh?

Are you serious? No he isn't you fucking idiot.

I thought he was just considered a prophet not a messiah.

You do realize that taqiya is not arabic for tequila, right?

It's getting harder and harder to tell the shit posts from the genuine ones.

It's not really funny, it just shits on literally everyone. I think
It's hard to tell when every person they draw is uglier than a fetus yanked from its mother

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What about people who call themselves atheists because they don't believe in a god?

Holla Forumsfags must be purged.

god i want to fuck 2d sandniggers so bad

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Genies don't count fool.

You know this for a fact?
I've almost died one time and i've never found myself praying.

the exception not the rule in this case
Which is odd considering your proving his point as well

it's like watching stereotypes bicker

As a christian raised user:
Christfag go watch God's Not Dead and fuck off

As an athiest myself: r/athiest fag go watch Religolous and fuck off

TLDR your both retarded
Also sage

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/a/ has the same thread. Check it out if you want.

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I was and I was sent to a brainwashing camp on mandate of my christian principal on threat of expel, despite being a devout christian (though I did ask a lot of questions because I was genuinely curious about it as a kid). Left religion altogether after that place nearly tore my family apart (who went with me, but weren't supposed to)

Sis and dad went Jew afterwards because unlike me and my mom, who are introverts and only really need one or two people to function, they crave community and acceptance.

Funny coincidence, both are SJW level people, while both me and mom are moderates who're tired of the whole bread and circus bullshit the media's throwing around.

I don't see why you'd go into religion after all of the shit we went through (12 hour preaching sessions, left after 2 days of this) unless you crave attention and validation.

The only reason they're going to judaism, I think, is because in our state they have a very similar community structure to christian churches, to the point that they're interchangeable.

People leave religion altogether because of abuse as well. When you've seen what they do to people who question, you can't unsee it. Because if you did, you'd go insane.

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So many [unsolicited opinions] edits to be made

Damn son, sorry to hear that

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The goyim like it- lets burn it.
Too bad Japan guards that shit like gold.

Also, wasn't there an anime where big nosed Wizards controlled the human populace by making their lives easy and happy, but did it so they could rule them later? They even called non-magic users "Goi".

That's supposed to be a woman?
How the fuck do you go three minutes without a single laugh to your comedy bit, outside of some tittering and obligatory clapping, and not be discouraged by the fact you clearly can't compose or tell a joke worth a shit?

Welcome to being unable to play with friends, or make any friends online, you daft porcine imbecile.
Maybe this is why the average "gamer girl" is all memes and almost no play.

Who even identifies as fucking gamer? That label isn't useful for anything but people deliberately looking for approval in a certain crowd. I've certainly never had to use it, I'd just ask someone if they like games.

sage for offtopic and rambling, I guess

What did it mean by this?

LOW TEST
O
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T
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tsroxxy8in.tumblr.com/

I fucked this escort a few months ago.
Was wonderful, she had a thick cock and everything.

Nah fam

I'd let it give me a boobjob though

The original has been posted here enough times that you should at least pick one with a nice, non-fake ass, especially if you're advocating for 3D with 2D enhancements.

Here's a webm, for the thread.

Holy shit, it's like saying right is left or cold is hot. Shit just ain't logical, and the fact that some people will take this shit without any questioning gives me that horrible feeling of confusion + anger.
I must remove kebab.

N-no!

You're lying!

I've seen this degenerate being brought up on Holla Forums before. Is this some kind of covert escort marketing?
give me the details you fucker

there actually were black naizs tho

That's worth a chuckle.
and I believe there's enough stupid anons here to fall for it.And I want good 3D arab pics, fuck photoshop.

Yup. Nips know.

wew.
Worst my neck of the woods had it with religion was when the Russian Catholics came in and either force-converted or holocausted the natives back in the colonization era.

Anybody saying "I identify as X" is not X thing, but a nigger who buys into identity politics.
If you need to state what you are, you're not doing it enough for it to be an identity.

That's gay though.

I think it was me again.
She travels, was in Palm Springs, I called her up and we had a good time

that cock was fucking thick, bro
nearly as thick as my friends

I realized, I may look like Super Mario, but I have a pretty good sex life.
Want her number?

Dat pic, dat heil dubs. Memetics is real.

Uh, no thanks. I just wanted to hear about what exactly you two fags got up to.

Nah, man.

Suffer on your own. Either kill yourself or work towards a better future in your country.

You only suffer because you have actual problems in your country and you need to sort them out, while america has it's own, that are lesser then yours at the moment.

So, are you going to take your rage out on us, who don't give a shit one way or the other until your problems leak into our country, or are you going to be mad at your problems and stop escaping from it by finding scapegoats for your country's problems?

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Come on now

Cock girls, religion,mudslimes, jews, sjdubb cringe, and nips are we having fun Holla Forums?

Reported for shitposting.

Seems like a typical day.

Fine

It went a little something like this.

She was around 5"11
A giant woman
I'm 5"5
A cub-like guy, musclefat, as I said, Mario-like.

It was beautiful, her lips were so soft, and her cock, as hard as a stone, I flipper her over and rimmed her while pulling on her pogo stick.
then I let her pound me a bit
It was like a doujin come to live.

Size differences are my fetish

Didn't wear a condom

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At least learn how to sage before you start posting here.

Nigga you gay.

user, you can't keep lying to yourself like this

Moar

Lucky you
You better get checked for those sneaky AIDS though. You never know.

It's not gay if it has a feminine dick

Anyway, would you?

Thanks user.

It's a shame that everyone has the same arab qt pics. I still appreciate not having to go into my own folder.

That’s because they’re drawn like tan whites, retard.

The worst America had was the British.

Oh, also the insane fucking infighting between sects of the christian religion. Ironic considering that America was founded because of religious persecution on behalf of Europe in general.

I don't even know what the fuck happened with that shit, but for a long time, sects HATED each other.

Also the witch hunts, etc etc.

I live on a strip of the united states called the Bible Belt, which is self explanatory.

Come on bro

The strange thing is they're not all that tan irl

muslim girls are cute

I hope this is bait.

I know what I'm fapping to tonight. Thanks user.

enjoy the aids

I couldn't help it, shit was so nice, lukewarm and gooey, I came so fucking much. Thanks to that holy cum grail guide as well.

Also, would you fuck a muslim boy?

fag

No

IT'S CALLED THE BELT OF ADONIS AND IT'S NOT A GIRL THING REEEEEEEEEE

For the wages of sin is death

user, you're clearly a fucking poof. Accept it. I'm sure /cuteboys/ will accept you and spread your poz to them.

I'm American, Alaska was just too late to the hardline American Christianity phase for it to register as more important than the Russians coming in and forcing the various native groups to convert or die, at least as far as religious history goes.
It's kinda nice living in the state equivalent of fucking nowhere, since it's insulated from so much of the bullshit I hear about on here.

Maximum degeneracy.

Can we just fucking genocide the middle east already? Just fucking glass the whole place, drop lyme on top of what's left, and then let it simmer for a good 12 months. Then go in there and collect the oil.

mainly because you're new

Meu crioulo

better version i made a long time ago

It's like puking on top of a pile of shit and saying "it's improved!"

I actually hate /cuteboys/
I get self-conscious
they're all so cute
(´･ω･`)

twitter.com/taroook507/status/723465933595922432

AKA Anti-Christ

God I couldn't make it past 6 second of that retard talking

He says fuck ever other syllable like a 15 year old on Holla Forums for the first time

I'm outta this fucking thread, see you weird niggers later

Here, have a 'thicc' pile of fucking stones, I'm sure you'll find a way to beat off to it

Are you hungry, user?~
I made it just for you.

Yes, that's it, be a good little boy and have me eat it all up.

tfw you discovered Holla Forums when you were 10
tfw imageboards ruined you

Mudslimes don't believe in a prophet after mohammed that user doesn't know what he's talking about

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is it shit on the toast

That's a fucking landwhile pile of rocks, I can't fap to that.

Yeah, that's Namasensei for ya. It's his caustic demeanor that makes it easy for people to learn from him, believe it or not. A lot of people talk shit about him, but their methods of teaching people Japanese is literally "write X 50 times every day, 5 times a day!"

Islam is a Christian heresy that has gone out of control.

What the hell is going on.

LOL threads don't even have rails in the first place.

LOL threads don't have anything to derail in the first place. I'm not even sure they're trains, they're more like bumper cars.

That's all pagan m8

No, you!

It would if you prayed to her
worshipped her
and all other forms of idolizing her

You know absolutely nothing whatsoever about Islam.

Maybe my brain just got derailed LOL .

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twitter.com/hashtag/سالب_ابها?src=hash

I found the /cuteboys/ of arabia.

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So it's dangerously close to being idolatrous, then.

user confirmed for abysmal taste

Maybe to a no-fun muslim or a backwards prottie :^)

WHY THE FUCK DON'T PEOPLE USE CONDOMS AAAAAAAAAA

THESE FUCKS ALSO FUCK SLUTTY WOMEN WHO PASS IT ON TO STRAIGHT MEN

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Who cares? Nothing of value is lost.

There's a webm of this same song, but another better girl and better dancer, but I can't find that shit.

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lol wow this one's really good.

I tested myself, I'm safe.

Definitely not gonna risk it again though.

Have some arab qts

Essentially. Judaists of Judaism, certain Muslims of Islam, many Hindus of Hinduism etc. are all awaiting an End Time and a particular figure who will exact the closing of the curtain of this age.

But Judaism expects the Antichrist, and I wonder if Islam also looks to a similar figure yet not pro-Judaism and pro-Israel but pro-Muslim.

Again, you should look into what other Muslims believe regarding the Imam Mahdi End Times figure

Just enjoy this.

fam………..

The Mahdi is a shi'ite belief though

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More on the "hidden imam", this time from the president of Iran.

Just showing you that your assertion I know nothing of what I'm talking about is incorrect. Muslims, many of them, are waiting for this figure but in different views of Islam.

Understand? That's why I wanted to know what Islamic view you follow, since you don't seem to follow this one.

And to reiterate

Remove yourself from existence

Also they're men you faggot

Everything is a qt when your cock is constanly at 120%

Have something more to your taste.
.

Fuck you pal, I'm here to stay.

It would seem to span both perspectives, actually. Perhaps your following does not take it to faith.

I really want to know your perspective, mate. What are you? What kind of Islam do you follow? What are your views?

Thanks user.

More contribootin

Fam…………

I'm not a Muslim m8

This thread is tumors. You people should be ashamed.

Maybe that muzzie wasn't so bad gunning down all those degenerates.

fag

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Disgusting. You should be banned.

Being gay is pretty okay but having shit taste in anything is unforgivable. Purge plebs on all fronts.

but I will kill the terrorists

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twitter.com/22_bb18/likes

Here's a pretty good collection of cute arab boys

I only paid once, ONCE.
I mean in general.

I wanted to skip the dialogue and just get to the fucking.

consider suicide

Wow kill yourself degenerate.

I have a very refined taste, onii-fam.

nO

I just want to see linetrap on facial abuse is that so hard

Do you like wrestling, Holla Forums?

Mark, I call upon your mystical powers of jewery. Please ban this faggot for porn dumping.

Because this thread is clearly on-topic right?

This thread has a beautiful future.

wait. is this canon? what the hell. isn't this a kids show?

also not vidya, why is this thread still up?

It's a lol thread. There's no topic to begin with. Markus of the kike, I summon thee once again.

Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark
Ban this faggot.

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Sorry, mate! Got you confused with another poster.

No idea why you said I didn't know what I was talking about when you haven't taken even a cursory glance at the sources, though.

No harm done, just remember that not all Islam is viewed/practiced equal

Though all Islam IS created equal, if you understand. The difference is between merely knowing that God had spoken and knowing what God has spoken.

The final truth of things is that God has indeed spoken, but what He spake is not Islam (or Judaism, etc.).

OH NO.

I REMEMBER THIS.
GOOD LORDl

post more

jesus fuck this is like a drawn emma wattson

Ugh. And they claim not to be after kids. Buncha fucking pedos.

Good goy! Parrot our lies truths! Get the word out!

What did you, shit on the toast? The fuck is wrong with you and your floppy titted spanish mother?

It's fine– I'd actually like to ask you a few questions, though. Are you Sunni or Shia? (Or something else?) Conservative or more moderate? (I assume the latter)

What do you think about the thesis of this book? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Syro-Aramaic_Reading_of_the_Koran

Is the thesis valid? Haven't gotten around to reading it

Pls no taqiyya

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REPENT NOW
OR FAGGOTS GET OUT
REPENT NOW
OR FAGGOTS GET OUT
REPENT NOW
OR FAGGOTS GET OUT
REPENT NOW
OR FAGGOTS GET OUT
REPENT NOW
OR FAGGOTS GET OUT

That's what he said, idiot.

Except they fucking do if they're latex you cuck

Obviously the best thing would be not to fuck random fags but at least use a condom

This is not a joke: kill yourself. Do it quickly and painlessly if you like, or if you want to redeem yourself kill as many queers as you possibly can beforehand.

this fucking thread I swear to fuck

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Maja’s scene is pretty bad, actually. I wish we could’ve had something like full-action animation.

There was a guy who was working on a full loli animation, but I think he was nabbed for actual CP. I’ve only ever found an animatic called Club Loli and a newer animatic, shorter but with some actual animation to it.

I'd either get a cute arab bf or a cute girl with short blonde hair :3

I'm actually contemplating killing some queers later in my life.
So I will be redeemed.

YES! YES! KEEP REPEATING IT, GOY! THAT WILL MAKE IT TRUE IF YOU JUST REPEAT IT ENOUGH!

Why haven't you banned this fag Mark?!
MARK MARK MARK

How new are you?

Because this is a shit thread you fucking sperg.
This is my thread now, these threads are cancer, and I will treat them as such.

trips

Why don't you start with yourself?

Why do you want to fuck her the way she is now you pedo scum

Daww

Funny enough, I'm not Muslim either, mate. I've been studying it rather deeply, though not as intensively as Scripture (Bible) obviously, in order to understand and better communicate and discuss faith with Muslims.

Me and some other anons run a thread dedicated to learning more about and discussing all aspects and realities of Islamic theology and eschatology while seeking to help them see the light of Christ Jesus:

8ch.net/christian/res/218608.html

The board is very slow–VERY slow–and right now it's kind of lagging, but you'll find a lot of great stuff there and in the Judaism vs Christianity thread where we analyze and discover the truths about the false doctrine of Judaism:

8ch.net/christian/res/227408.html

This is the reason I know as much as I do, that and I have been reading books on the subject and watching videos regarding the subject from noted theologians who I test against Scripture to see if they're legit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Syro-Aramaic_Reading_of_the_Koran
Never saw this before, but I'm very interested in it now. It's wikipedia so I take with a grain of salt but hey, could be something very keen. Thanks, mate! And don't forget to drop by whenever you feel like from time to time.

I'm not checking those, you faggot.

I'll start with you, motherfucker.
How's that sound?

Or you could perhaps maybe like…. provide some evidence instead maybe? :^)

Threads about to hit the bump limit, how about some UNDERTALE for old times sake?

People grow up to be garbage 99.999% of the time; if you think she's cute now you should enjoy her as-is, because she'd be a completely different person by the time she's grown up.

Also 3D a shit, no matter the age.

Don't do it, please. You'll summon the beast.

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I swear as soon as i saw the thumbnail i knew it was slam poetry, i just knew it. I dont even know how.

How would aging her up make her 3D

I DARE you to listen to this

soundcloud.com/alwaysaslutforsans/nsfw-undertale-audio-top-domsans

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saved

To be clear: I'm a biblical Christian and thus conservative.

Islam's greatest flaw is that it is ultimately inconsistent within itself and the source documents for doctrine outside of the Qu'ran, those being the ahadith, range widely depending on how dependable the authors are viewed to be among Muslims.

Some Muslims view certain speakers as more reliable, and others otherwise.

There is a great disharmony for much of the Qur'an itself as well, relying heavily on historical context rather than transcending it. This results in what is known by some as the Meccan-Medenan Conflict, but most actually just regard it as simple "inconsistency".

If you're willing to spare 5min, I suggest watching this. It explains much of Muslim peoples and the terrible consequences of Islam itself, especially when it is carried by a majority group.

4 A.M Threads are Cancer, LOL threads are cancer

user, why are you acting like such a blistering faggot? First it was just regular faggotry but now it's just terrible.

MARK PLEAS I BEG OF THEE
BAN THIS GUY

I'm almost going to leave anyway, this thread has his the bump limit.

Goodbye!

I'm cranking it up to unfathomable levels.

It wouldn't. Think harder, user.

Everyone, watch this

Is she still a virgin?

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Last one.

I'm out.

I did what needed to be done.

I really was not expecting that, but at the same time was

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This guy is so self righteous.

This fucking faggot has no right to be criticizing Hungarians.

fam I don't think they had cars back then that's a Saudi law

that is the most flattering depiction of hillary clinton that has ever been drawn

although it doesn't make a lot of sense that she'd be talking about 'millionaires and billionaires'.

Which is how their theocracy interprets Islam and puts it into practice. Since it's a saudi is a theocracy that is islam effecting women.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Channel is called 3lamestudio, all of his videos are like that.

Lego Robot was neat.

Sorry, had to go to the store.

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Bing bang diggiriggidong / First thing that I say after I wake up. / Bing bang diggiriggidong / I say those words before I go to sleep.

Get on up it's time to dance yeah. / It's so much fun being up on our feet.

Yeah, I'm Sunni, with an education in mostly Shafi'i school of jurisprudence. Usually for hadith references I just grab stuff off of Sunnah.com, it's very good from what I can tell. Also, Syria plays a different role in the events involving Dajjal, in another saying.

Al-nawwas b. Sim’an al-Kilabi said:
The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) mentioned: "(…) Then Jesus son of Mary will descend at the white minaret to the east of Damascus. He will then catch him up at the date of Ludd and kill him." (Abu Dawood, 39:31, authentic evaluation)

The "mudslime" part was just being me fitting in, really, though I appreciate the sentiment. I guess it's sort of the difference between black people and niggers. That said, that webm is fucking terrifying.

probably because you need that insulation, cause it's fuckin' cold in alaska, I hear.

keep it cool oh wait sorry

no but seriously, good tidings and shit.

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always wanted an excuse to post this

nah, target the one that's the least hard to get to.

namely yourself, m8.

If you want to kill someone, then kill yourself.

Right now it's too fucking hot, since the sun's out damn near all the time.
You also can't fucking breathe without inhaling a bug either.
On the bright side, the worst problems in the state are alcoholic Alaska natives killing themselves and Filipinos doing a shitty job of impersonating niggers, as opposed to rapefugees and BLM.

Thanks for the links, mate. I'll be giving Sunnah.com a good look for future reference.
And I knew Syria was indeed involved in the Islamic view of the End Times but I was uncertain in what way. Thanks for that too, friend.
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Precisely, friend.

Oh yeah, it really is and I couldn't even understand what she was saying.

You know, people love to #NotAllMuslims on social media yet they lampshade atrocities from jihadi fiends, both male and female, and end up throwing sincere Muslims into the frying pot along with them. This in turn sends a knee-jerk reaction to the far simpler of mind and faith that it really is all Muslims, when anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear knows that's not true.

It's simple truth of God that the majority is always evil and the righteous are a minority. In fact, there is within the majority those who desire righteousness yet do not know how to attain it yet, and they are also a minority.

Scripture tells us as much numerous times (like Matthew 7:11, or Ecclesiastes 7:20
God in His Scripture even tells us to not follow the majority (Exodus 23:2). If the majority of any people were inherently good or even just docile, this surely would not be a problem, but the refusal to see that the majority of all races and professors of faith are in fact evil.

It's very true that not all Muslims are jihadi filth. I'm very glad to even be exchanging posts with yet another living example of this, mate! However, it's also true that not all those who profess to be Muslims are just regular people with a different set of values and principals based on their religion.

Similar to how people screech at real statistics and cases regarding the depravity and predatory nature of homosexuality and bisexuality, and of those who identify as such, while screaming BUT #NotAll THO I GOT A FRIEND WHO'S GAY AND HE DON'T RAPE NUFFIN

Agreed! Not all homosexuals are predatory degenerate "Bare Back Bottom POZ Pigs" as they refer to themselves, but the majority are.

Christians who truly read Scripture also understand that even among those who profess to be Christian are actually not at all Christian but rather they are false brothers:
- Galatians 2:4
and even from Christ's mouth:
- John 8:44
And of course, let us not forget the infamous and very telling:
- Revelation 2:9
- Revelation 3:9
>It is not as though God’s word has failed. For not all who are descended from Israel are Israel. Nor because they are Abraham’s descendants are they all his children. On the contrary, “Through Isaac your offspring will be reckoned.” So it is not the children of the flesh who are God’s children, but it is the children of the promise who are regarded as offspring.
- Romans 9:6-8

These false brothers, false children of God who are really children of the devil, abuse the holy name of God to either condone their wickedness and/or to preach a tainted gospel of abomination. They teach to do evil when we are taught otherwise:
- 3 John 1:11

As I've seen, the same can be found with the majority of those who profess to be Muslim as well.
__My point is that by lampshading the monsters with the truth that not all Muslims are vicious creatures they are in fact lumping Muslims like you into the cage of the animals.

As someone who is frequently lumped into the cage of the Westboro Baptist Cooks, I very much empathize.

The majority is always wrong, wicked, and in dire need of abandoning their wickedness.

What the fuck happened to this thread?

You know that sentence is kind of really conceited.
>I'd rather ignore anything that I consider silly or redundant.

Really now, you can't possibly know enough about the universe to not give an idea the time of day.

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