I haven't OP'd a thread in forever

how goes?

It's too early to tell. My neck still seems crinky though so that's not a good start. Thinking of going out to breakfast but iunno.

hbu?

sleep work then chill, a normal work day for me, et tu elmas?

spoils

It's a day off so I'll struggle to leave my bed to do my mountain of laundry. Like, it really needs to get done today. Sigh.

Sounds pretty groovy. Happy Monday^^

Love! ♥

might do some house chjores soon, waiting for a delivery... Might sack off any productivity today and have a lazy game day :3

go out for nice breaky brek

Delivery?? Ooh, whatchya get?

I dunno. I just really don't want to deal with people or food or putting clothes on or walking a few blocks. Pretty much my mood for like the last 4 days *shrugs*

user

you too! hope its really chill despite the mountain of laundry lol

two matches later

I won both

this new shuffle I made is too chill

Considering the last OP, I don't think I'll be around in 5 years to be honest.

Burning :3

chill?

chill...

My pipe! woo! I cannot wait for mister postman to knock on my door :3

No food in house?

I think I have rice or something. I don't know.

Last time I went grocery shopping it was December I believe.

Like what kind of pipe though?

do you want hugs and kisses?

grats on the wins

i hope this isnt supposed to be as dark as it sounds....

I do

Thanks spoils my man.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tv3RgbA2UTo

Good posters never die, they just.. fade away.

...

wow....

soo...

i'm speachless.

i should watch this anime!
:O

Nice, thanks for the good listen.

Thanks fam.

lol what is this webm

i wouldnt say i didnt want such things

anytime lenks!

this depressing feel :c

Rice is good steadt feds... I dunno... gotta be brave me thinks

if you need me, text me.

/bed

If you want, I haven't actually seen it so I can't attest ^^'

Now if only I could get into another match..

But I don't have your number! :(

*hugs* well good! such a cute poster like you should be showered in them

kim possible

No prob man.

How comes it's depressing?

it's at this moment i realized i was actually replying to subtle... this whole time.

@_@

wow.. maybe i do need some sleep.

You thought it was Yan?

I gotta go do some work so maybe it's a good time :c
Sayonara

nope.

>_<

*snugglez*

Zzz...

Bye.

I think only Yan has a folder of whoever that is.

is it that hard to?

fading away and dying both sound super sad

I slept my day away. Somebody come work with me so I can get done quicker?

Happens to the best of us.

have any more 2hu shit like that webm

ka wa i i

I think I only saved Remilia's and Mokou's theme only back in the day.
I think the other ones weren't full-length.

The only extra ive cleared

;-;

does it really?

not at all!

really? shit nigga i havent beaten any but i dont put much time into them

[8:10 PM] Grim: sometimes I ask myself
[8:11 PM] Grim: why am I still in this community

absolutely かわいい！

Yeah, Russians failed me that time.

From what I've observed, it does happen, but don't take my word for it since I'm not any wise seer.

I can get partway through flan and Ran, but never cleared them, only mokou
Shes supposedly one of the easier extras, made me addicted to her theme

If you find any more full ones save them please
I love all touhou music

Being a pet to a loli...

Did you beat touhou 15?

would you wear a leash in public with her?

In truth, I havent played 14 or 15 yet ;_;

her skirt is partially see through
hnnnng

of course

Smug 2hus best 2hus.
I think I've ever once broke my rule of not playing games in easy modo, and that was because of Rin, I mean, fuck that smug cat.

Will do.

even 2hu metal?

such a good doggy

14 is fucking cool
15 hurts

It looks like an artist mistake to me
Perv

All smug best smug
I think I did that once ever, but I got used to the hard stuff after spamming extras for weeks

d-does that mean they drew a nude Maki f-first?! omg
duh

Do you happen to have links on hand to ease my search?
I havent played 2hu in forever, would love to play again

osu has tons of it ^^

Good morning

Good morning

True.
I think I've only ever gotten through EoSD and IN on hard.
EoSD because I'm a masochist and IN because it just felt easier than others.
Fuck SA though.

I agree with that entirely
Love its music though

feels like my eyes are being ripped out of my sockets

bakaa

;-; whyy

Like I had way more of those parts in IN than any other 2hu game where I went all like "Did I die? OH SHIT, STILL ALIVE!"
Okuu's theme is just full on nowyouknowyoufuckedup.

...

then sleep

Wearing a collar and completely submitting to master..

Theres actually a safespot in the extra midboss that saved my ass
youtube.com/watch?v=TskYsMJFItg
Demetori does her theme great justice too

...

for the downloads?
moriyashrine.weebly.com/

osu is shit

...

Sankyuu

And now you tell me?
God damn.
youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_B3FXij2g
This is a personal favourite.

woww rip
nezi pls, even i got some sleep last night

i bet doggy loves getting fucked doggy

Its only on one part! A really hard part though.
youtu.be/bycuWJH2sYw?t=50m57s
From there until 1:04:32 I always repeat

My man.
12:07 and 15:38 my favourite ones from that mix.

I put them on whenever I gotta drive somewhere, theyre great

I usually listen to them when playing some games that don't require me to hear the game.
Also sometimes when cycling because the radio gets old pretty damn fast.

Ive never been big on using my own music during games, not sure why

MOBAs never have any music, nor do FPS games really.
Got to have some jams on, unless it's competitive and srs bsnss.
And RTS/Grand Strategy don't really ever require you to hear anything.

Im always way too focused on a/rts to pay attention to the music
And I have the deadmau5 music pack, does great for me anyway

What am I doing

Posting, now

But what should I be doing?

Nin, goddamn, my brother from another mother.

you're a nerd.

tfw ignored

What do you usually do at this time?

:3
I have dire shred too, love them both

Im noy!

not

fuck

...

...

Roll in my bed and listen music.
But now I'm in a chair.
This is a life changer.

I just usually put random mixes from different artists.
Usually I miss most of the songs on the mixes though and sometimes just get that "Oh neat, it's this song."
Lately it's been Pendulum or Infected Mushroom to be honest.

Go do that instead then!
Chair much worse

Your own playlists, or like on youtube?

Just mixes people have made by cramming almost everything from the same artist into a video.

What a loser

But it's cold upstairs..
I'll just stay in this physical thread.

I'm go red

Ooh á la scoots style

Gym time, adios.
youtube.com/watch?v=ogMNV33AhCY

...

The frick do you want, faggot.

Reminder that Grime is best rap

...

i'll show you not to fuck!

lewd pics when done pl0x

I bet です doesn't even suck dick！

...

AAAA WHY DID THEY GIVE ME NEW CONTACTS I CAN'T SEE OUT OF MY LEFT EYE

...

wash the cum out of your eye silly

life

uh

finds a way

Onii-chan~

I'm thinking I cut this freckle out of my thumb.

I'm not sure if it's new or not, but I have never noticed it till like the last week, and now I can't stop noticing it.

jeff pls

dying your hair?

yeah. tomorrow I think. I have the thing early tomorrow and looking miserable and without joy actually works to my advantage there. after that's done yeah.

*sits on your lap*

Boosh! well, get through it and reward yourself with kawaiii hair

or wait, I have hair bleach, I can burn the freckle out

hue, ur gonna get it m8

yeah mang

attempting to enter my drug addled slumber early tonight so I can get up early and get the train

gonna take my zopis at like 8

...

...

booooosh!
Yeah sounds good, all that rest. Will you be a little zombified for the meetings? I will assume that again is a positive.
Hey, do you listen to neck deep?

maybe, I'm not sure

I don't, sorry :x

They've been around a while but I never gotten around to listening to their material., UNTIL NOW. well... past 2 weeks.
Pretty snazzy.

youtube.com/watch?v=6psJVAzSHVA

and guess you will just ahve to see. I am sure will be grand though!

why the fuck not.

That's some consipracy alright

I'll give them a listen c:

check out my awesome cane

Do you just whip the wrist and it *clicks"?
heh
CANEing it.
whats with the cane :O

Why you got a cane, hun?

old grumpy man

yeah, I pull it out of my bag and it's like a magic trick, cause it snaps together as it's coming out and makes the bag look like 4 foot deep.

I can't walk very far without getting tired, and I have a lot to do (relatively) these days, have to travel to Glasgow and Ayr a lot, so cane is something to lean on when I'm tired.

oh, see

Why can't you walk far?

Imagine.

I am not particularly well and healthy

Nor am I, but I'm not in need of a cane.
What happened?

Oh I see, I hadnt realised you were in that sort of way. Well gotta do everything to keep ticking dont we.
Better the have than have not.

...

...

life happened

the whole being an adult who was once a newborn with lead poisoning who now smokes heavily and is never far clear of an eating disorder thing

it's not that bad really, I hardly use it, it's just better to have it.

Yep. She refuses to give anyone but Yan her porn name to look up.

...

...

Didn't know about the lead poisoning.
No fun.

...Why is it always that webm?

Thats good :3 plus if you see any nee'r-do-wells you can whip em into shape!

heh, yiss ^^

Now you need to get a ringmasters outfit, fitting for Brendon, and dress up. Because now thats my image in my head of how Erin goes to market.

lol, pass

I ordered this cute top tho.

Cute.
Looks schoolgirly.

...

heh, thx ^^

Well, sue me.

Looks warm too, how thick is it?

>Not having a thing for uniforms

idk, it hasn't arrived yet

man handicapped people get everything

WILL DO

well I mean I do share it

You'll look like you belong in the Royal Navy! Och aye its cute.

reasons.

Good.

except the pleasure of a life with arms apparently.

Hypocrite as always.
Stay classy.

Fair enough.
Long sleeves like that are top cute.
What do you call a piece like that? Just "top"?

My man.

hoodies best though

Yeah i'm kidding, he's had it rough

I am classiest

Hell naw.
Hoodies are good tho.

Whatever suits the person in them tho.
Not a fan of camo.

a sweater in English countries, a harajuku in Japan.

Sweater then. Wasn't sure.
Does it ship all the way from Japan?

China I think

You brought me all the way from Japan to treat me... like this???

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Still, that's half the world.
I like this age.

heh ^^

Hoodies aren't even uniforms.

But so damn cute.

I've never ordered anything except a laptop, once.
This one.

Camo cute?

I order pretty much everything

physical shopping isn't my thing, and choice is way more limited

I don't even know anymore man.
But the chicks are cute.

hey.

it's also cheaper to buy stuff online

I got an Apple Watch clone a couple of weeks ago for £13 brand new

it should be here in a couple of days now I think.

HEY

HEY

YOU

YOU

I've never wanted anything, I suppose.

Dayum, that's insanely cheap.
What does it do?

Whahah, for sure.

If you like army girls, you might like this 3 episode doc. Webm related.

H-hi again.

this one

£13.33

it also takes a SIM card and works as a phone even without a phone to sync to

all the standard smart watch stuff

health tracking, remote phone camera, built in selfie camera, texting and calling, Facebook and Twitter, notifications from your phone, loads of random stuff

it's also a watch

'Sup Gridds?

That's the spirit!

I'll keep that in mind although I saw quite many of them in the wild already.

What's good Elmers?

Why not just duct tape a phone to your wrist?

Yo Elma!

Wew.
Never looked at the iWatch thing or whatever.
what

Do you want to be invaded yet?

Sam Fisher Chique

Erin, stop

just

stop

HAAT

I'm not sure yet. I just woke up again and I have this urge to do something with my day off but I'm pulled back to bed *shrugs*

How's you?

Hello Fortune.

Aight. It's got a lot of drama in it and is basically the training. It's on Youtube youtube.com/watch?v=jBYWFd0VIB0 if you decide to take a look. Ep 2 and 3 are very easy to find there too.

yeah, watches do stuff these days

you can also browse dank memes with it

it is truly a marvellous age

CQC???

WHats that?

I don't understand smart watches.

que

...

Nothing.

remember how we used to hold smartphones in our hand

well, now we wear a watch, and the smartphone stays in our pocket

Y-you... I... meme?

Whoa, inverted images too spooky.

???

not much, just hanging out, gonna go to sleep in about an hour though.

If the invaders are cute.

I know that feel most of the time.
Just got back from the gym, not really sure what to do now other than chill.

We actually used to watch the same channel's SAS reality show where they just had a bunch of random people trying to get through SAS training.

Sigh.

I need a hobby.

I feel like taking a nap too, since sleeping at night didn't work out so well again.

Right?
A fantasy for another time.

brush your anus with a toothbrush every day several times, using increasingly stiffer bristled brushes, until your anus is a super tough callous, then you can crush objects with your armored sphincter

oh, I'm on mids now, and I go to bed at about 1300.

No thanks.

...

Well fuck me

suit yourself.

...

That's what I'm trying to do.

But I don't know if they'd be the ones doing the invading if you know what I mean.

It always takes me like a few good hours before I fall asleep, annoying as hell though.
The schedules kind of failed and going to bed like 0400 everyday.

The solution is obvious. Wear a suit Get it?

more free games >:.)

:|

They need to be charged every single day, they can't display time 24/7 without being empty rather quickly, they can't send text messages unless you shout into them or use convoluted keyboards, they are too weak to browse stuff properly, they are too small any way to read longer messages.

All I can think of is it being a rather complicated notifications device, like a wrist-worn beeper.

.///.

you're obviously too stupid to have a smart watch.

I apologize for injecting my awful humor into that conversation

I will fuck off post-haste

*pet*

Thanks and bye.

Hope they call you soon.

Cookie, a strawberry cobbler is like a pie that's baked in a casserole dish and has a thicker, sweeter crust.

(Sorry I disappeared yesterday. Friends stopped in unexpectedly.)

...

Close quarters, up, close, and personal.
Okay, I can't keep a straight face.

phone appointment with doctor booked for thursday

I'm a total pimp at making appointments right now

Make me a chiropractor appointment pls

Me neither, the pic ain't helping.

OH SHIT, I could ask to have my Glasgow appointments changed to phone or Skype appointments and not have to travel to Glasgow

GENIUS

on my to do list

Mhm. We got tacos, then came back to watch Game of Thrones. And I'm ok. Are you ok? Let's be ok.

What's wrong with your back, hon?

I would but US calls are prolly expensive as shit

My neck/collarbones area has been busted for like 6 years. It's been extra bad the last week or two.

Glasgow is grim.

I'm okay, I'm okay!
Going to friends this evening to watch GoT.
It comes out at 3AM here, so we do it the evening after.
Went to my grandma today. She's lonely, but fine.

it's horrid, I hate it.

it's too big with too many people and the buildings are too tall. gives me panic attacks.

I would really like it if this fucking site would stop breaking every five minutes.
That fucking cripple cunt in his ivory tower.
Fucking manaka and not paying attention to the servers.
What a fucking waste of space he is.
Jake was right.
Fuck cripple-chan

Poor thing. I'm sorry.

So was last night's GoT.

Good thing you went to see her then. That's one reason I keep my mom with me - I don't want her to be lonely. I wouldn't want to be.

Isn't it just a grey concrete hellhole occupied by pastel collered tracksuits?

Gets me every time.

just

Don't be. It's not like you attacked me with a sledgehammer or condone my anti-hospital mentality.

I'll deal with it.

Rule #1 - Don't turn your back in Dorne.

Of course not. No one wants to be.
She lives far-ish away, so me and my sis check up on here every 1-3 months.

?

What kind of mess is that post?

not me I crawl into bed and before I know, I'm asleep.
did I save this from you or for you

na, it has some nice areas, and the buildings are mostly pretty in either a modern or historical sense outside of housing estates, but it's just too damn huge, and no matter how pretty the buildings are, when they're that tall it just spins my head, I can't breathe

it's like the NYC of scotland

Sorry I'm playing a stressful game of tacticool

take me with you pls

if it was scheduled, call THEM

Wuzzat?

welp.

Hm. London is kind of like that. Weirdly enough I think I could live in a place like London.
But small town living is easier in some sense.
Sounds like a torture of a trip...

Shortbread tho!

hey erin, thank you for the last remnant, I'm am very much enjoying it.

I don't have a phone number, communication thus far has been via email

A cute motivational one, somebody posted it in wotg back in the day.

Lucky.
Haven't seen that one before, probably the 2nd(?)

I knoooooooow. That scene pissed me off. How dumb can you be?

That's sweet of you.

Hm. London is kind of like that. Weirdly enough I think I could live in a place like London.
But small town living is easier in some sense.
Sounds like a torture of a trip...

Shortbread tho!!!

Me too! Like... WTF! you really think they're going to play fair?

They my #2 now... :3

I want to say much more but I am afraid to spoiler for others.

I am so hype that its back though! Woo! Khaleesi :O

swing by kilmarnock on your way back? :3

sure it was me? that name is only vaguely familliar.

or wait, was it a game I gave you?

I'll see what I can do... Who knows... Might make a reccy up that way soon anyhow.

AWESOME

I legit lol'd when that Khal's henchmen were giving him a hard time about the best things in the world and he got snippy with them.

how the fuck was a phone interview going to happen?

cool, I thought I saved it for you, and I couldn't find it when I tried to post it for you before, but I mean it's like the whole skulls thing and a gun girl so it's like ultra cool.

ArmA 2 mission

I'm killing ruskies

Y-yeah...

...

Breaking in a new horse tho... That HAS to be in the top 10 atleast....
The intrigue. I love it.
How is your day? W-would you be my khaleesi? uguuuuu??

Spectacular! :3

Does your Nock have anything going for it?

welcome to corporate wage-slavery ^~^

yeah, it's been fun thus far, I'm really enjoying it.

Woo..

well who can say no to that

it is a location

nothing special

we could ride a train, for some reason I think in starting to like riding the train

or get all fucked up and drink in public or something

cool, you're welcome c:

Wotg?

She's nice. And she kinda needs it.
My grandpa passed away two years ago, one of her sons is the biggest asswipe around, and the other one tries his best, but she's kinda meh around him being an ex-alcoholic.

That Sphera helmet with the visor makes the skull though.
Love the PKM though.

There are so many times where I've stopped and thought "If only I had some men private nursing fluid"

It's great to just have some on hand, you know?

World of tanks general, one of those /vg/ threads.

Train drinking is always hilarious :3
Causeing a sceeeeeene in the first class

...

kewl, let's do that

WHAT

Ahhh, alright.

Not everyone can have an imouto!

Refreshing fixt it.

rip .-.

I have a knot in the lower left side of my back :c

Meh. she just tries to bond with me over movies and shit via text

I didn't even answer. Like, thanks for trying, have a nice life.

woo woo here xomes trouble!

PRIVATE
NURSING

LIQUID

Perhaps a masseuse would be more up your alley.

How old is she if you don't mind me askin?

She is 23.

I sent him an email so we'll see I guess

I want to sleep more but I'm worried I might miss a call or reply email if I do

tfw

never been to one of those either
have you?

I'm more interested in an SVT right now, I really want one and may smuggle it from canada so I don't have to pay an ass fuck to have it.
and I must have saved it on my phone, I have none images of them on my pc.

I've been to a few massages but never a chiro.

Good luck with that mission.
I don't think I have any pictures on my phone at all.

ONE JOB

...

Nani kore?

NANNY SORE

they're just so pretty.

ahh i remember this partintion

That pakalu papito guy actually has some funny stuff in his profile if you google it up.

And I remember when you pointed it out the first time, I thought it was perfect before.

...

i cant remember where is this from, but i saw something similar from macross frontier

I'm not saving this so I'll link it. You can click... if you wanna be triggered.
media2.8ch.net/b/src/1461569144552.webm

I don't wanna fucking send my phone back again

Patlabor, I can't remember from which one though.

What did you do to it this time?

ahhh those police, it's my first anime about mecha before i've fallen in love to macross.

there is a huge need for more macross games

This game tho

...

Camera won't focus.

How am I supposed to take upskirt pics now?!

...

Patlabor's pretty great, but it got a bit odd in the last movies.
Haven't played any mecha games if we don't count Hawken, but that was more of a game to spend time with friends.

With your smart watch :^)

pic

You just take out of focus upskirt pics, duh

they cant transform to airplanes, SD!

ever since mechwarrior franchise died, i havent found other passable substitute for it ;_;

I'm really bad with mechas/robots.

MechCommander was the shit though
they had their own live action intro and everything

why is this in my recommended

Speaking from experience?

Half of my UI got bricked and I don't even know how.
All I did was change the theme and now, even after clearing the cache and everything, I still can't click anything on the pull down menu, the home and recent buttons don't work, and my phone goes straight to voicemail even though I can call out.

It just kept trying to autofocus on all of his hair.

My day's going alright, except the servants you sent me keep making eye contact.

I don't know what else to say, so have some bunnies.

...

how about about 2-3 meters tall powered suit?

you should read Red Eyes, it's really good

i think red alert 2 had one too, not very action-ish though.

i didnt have the chance to play mechcommander series other than mechcommander 2

I am in need of commencing not being awake now, so, I am bed.

...

It was one of the first pc games I played as a kid.
My dad was like
hey son check this out
I would be on that shit for hours at a time, it was wayyy too hard for a 7 year old but I had fun anyway

Yeah, we're still trying to work out exactly how big a check they're going to cut me. I didn't do much in the video, but there's a big demand for some reason.

yay new Louis Theroux :3
weshare.me/42dde8daf6a012fb

you will post selfies for proof.

Well, I did tell you that they were.... "whorish"

Yes definitely

yeaa as a kid, imagining taking control of something huge was the best feeling. I played mechwarrior 3 first before became a fan of that series. my pc wasnt really able to run it.

Not sure about that either.
I've backlogged "All You Need Is Kill" though, practically what Edge of Tomorrow movie was based on.
Also isn't MechWarrior Online still alive?

rip IDEs and 2GB ram

Yes! I loved his inside looks at the Westboro Baptist Church. I still think they're annoying, but now that I've seen their human side, I feel sorta bad for them.

Khal Scooty doesn't sound as intimidating as it should.

Khal Scoodor?

Hm...naw.

This is me with Walter Skinner's brother, Doug. He works for one of the few remaining rural Blockbuster Video stores.

i guess so, i havent tried it, havent heard good thing about it too.

pentium II with 32mb of ram

If you feel bad for those guys, just wait until this one, it's not very nice
Hope it's at least interesting though

I thought it was pretty alive within /vg/ though.
Ah well, I'm more content with my exoskeletons though.

I am just not an imitating guy :/

:(

It's ok. You're a teddy bear.

...

the question is
how do you pee

do you have to take off the suit
or it'll filtered and recirculated

Well, exoskeletons don't have that problem.
Since after all they're just outer extra skeletons to help you lift heavier things by taking all the physical strain, problem being though the whole battery and multiple electric motors.

Is this the first thing that comes to mind?
"How do you pee?"

Maybe he just had to pee irl

Well, power armor and whatsoever, just a natural question when it comes down to those things.

"76% of people in your condition have 3 months to live" and he's in denial

Do you?

It's war, a real warrior goes in his pants.

if you're reading too much manga about full body suit you'll start thinking about the comfort!

handling a delicate thing.. one wrong move and ..

Whassamaddah?

...

th-thasts good?

What? No

That's what I said at the end of Batman v Superman.

Yep yep.

I don't know about you, but I was pretty content with flinging the rifle onto my back and marking a few trees.

What you're thinking about is a power armor, but that's more Warhammer/Starcraft-esque.
Electric step motors are pretty accurate though, but there's still the problem that if the whole thing breaks down and all the weight gets on your muscles.

eromanga?

No need to get embarrassed.

I've never even held a real rifle so I cannot rightly say.

Glorious Sweden.

g'night

im thinking if exoskeleton assists user's movement wont there a case where the user just want a soft press but the suit assist the press into hard, skull crushing press.

I'm more just confused as to why you thought to ask that

usa.user-ib.co/tx/res/18107.html

You know what to do.

..no

==
out

I already told you I'm on that page somewhere.

Dunno if I ever saw a real gun either.

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Bye!

I hope so.
What kind of teddeh? :3

And the whole battlerig doesn't even get on your way when trying to take a leak.

Depends on how much DC goes into the step motor, but that's just one of those tiny things.
G'night.

that sabs

I think Mordin may be the new Erio.

This one!

No! Don't tell him! That's cheating.

I'm not high nor am I chasing boypussy while claiming to be mostly straight.

Thats pretty fukken cute...

But, he'd be there forever!!!

Literally the opposite of all of that lol

Where's Tokai?

Your're grounded. Go to my room!

cuck

He had a pee fetish and literally just wanted to get pissed on.

yes?

Wasn't erio the one doing the pee'ing, I am sure it was kamuu who took the pee.

R kelly is his soulmate.

Or maybe his role model.

I have no idea where he is. Maybe he has irl things to attend.

Nah, I was looking for sabs here.

Your lewds would go here int.user-ib.ru/uk/catalog.html

I've already made that joke and beaten that dead horse.

That's the fun of it, though. It's like Where's Waldo.

Did you say Jerry Gallow? Jeerry Gallow's dead. I'm Jerry Callow. SEE-aye-el-el-oh.

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Are you sure it's something he's into and just not one of those "look at me and my unusual fetishes" kind of things?

They're fucking children, ikt.
Children.
Fucking children.
Get it together, man.

Considering all of his personality is wrapped up in how much of a special snowflake he thinks he is, probably.

Am I the only one who knows your "before" name?

High schoolers!

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Don't wear it out!

Pedo scum.

neat, there is a thread for my city

can't imagine why anybody would want pics of girls from here, but oh well

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I won't.... N... heh

Any plans this wonderful evening?

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Fate/K is so fucking unwatchable.
It's just pedo shit.

I'm gonna knock over a liquor store, then play Ms. Pac-Man at the ol' Texaco. You?

See? You found it!

I bet you didn't even enjoy it.

Technically its not pedo. Regardless, I did not care much for kinmoza, it was a pain getting through the first season and karen a huge shit.

No.
Because I'm able to walk within 200 feet of schools.

It's still creepy as shit.

Eh, watching sports.
Pretty bored.

The anime kind doesn't do it for you because you can just walk 200 feet for the real deal?

Quidditch is real there, right?

there isn't much pedo about kinmoza, it's just propaganda in favor of foreigners. "oooh, arent these white people pretty? I sure love blondes! please increase our birthrates..."

Um, yes it is. I think it is a rather unfortunate thing though. Why?

You aren't me.

You don't want to fly around and pummel people?

What if...

...I am?

What if...I have been...

...all along.

preparing to touch my/yourself right now.
*spits on my/your hand*

Not particularly... Not when you can play a game of it for 3 days and ahve some fucker catch a golden snitch and win it all... Bit of a dick move really.
I would sooner be a tribute.

Ha! Gross.

Hm. I always thought you could still win if you had so many points. Well that's lame.

What about blitzball?

I'm saying I'm not a sex offender.

I remember someone trying to justify loli shit as the whole birth rate crisis.
Their argument pretty much fell apart at the first mention of how usually sexual it is.

Never played it, care to show me/play me through the ropes ;)

mmm!!!!!! mmm! you feel that? mmm!!!!!!!! mmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Gay

in other news holy shit

I want someone to take care of me whilst I do nothing ever.

Ok, but prepare to get wet and messy.

Waster

Its cute when you try and talk big. I am going to blitz you hard.

Find a sugar daddy.

live in my shed

My reply? The message right above your reply.

And you wonder why people say you're going to be a housewife one day.

I'll be ur housewife

He's just going to be a Luka.

Who wouldn't want a Elma wifey?

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wow

whats that

ehhh

thats no true

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I tried to play basketball for my school's team once. It was a disaster.

Find a sugarmama!

GET A FUCKING JOB

Sensible, right?

and kawaiii

S-sugar~

I hate to be "that guy" but would the answer be "anyone heterosexual"?

My hypermobility put pay to any dreams of school sports.
The best I got close to was the crosscountry team.

Why would it have to be a sexual thing?

I ran cross-country. Drank so much pickle juice, and no, that's not a euphemism.

I mean, it's sort of directly implied.

Maybe Batman is gay in that case!

*POW*

Housewife is an occupational title I thought.

Why on earth were you drinking pickle juice?!

body cleanse ;3

How does it even cleanse?

Vinegar's like digestive draino.

Coach said it would help prevent cramps. It worked, but I suspect it was a placebo effect.

Tasted good though.

That sounds disgusting.

Well, I wouldn't deny that. Pickles are pretty oy vey tasty.

You are aware...

of what a wife is, right?

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lol I want pickles and icecream again

Shh~ *gently caresses the side of your face*

I have peanut butter ice cream :O

=> Peanut-buttered pickles?

Hm

do NOT seduce the test

I...... Er reckon so?

Easy there, Tracer.

I've...never even thought of trying that. What sort of ice cream?

MMmhhhmm!

I don't have the money to be a sugermama! You need an old cougar with a fortune left her by a late husband.

wut

He's fucking ruined it. I used to say hm and mhm a lot when I really didn't want to say anything until I became more aware of his speaking habits.

I KNEW grim had something for test

nuhuh

GETTING FUCKING JELLYOUS?????

*pours pickle juice on sabby*

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lol

I used to have entire conversations with someone five years ago here that were literally nothing but variations of "hmm", and "nope", only varying in punctuation and somehow tone.

Hm?

Why not?

When two great jarred foods combine!

Last time I did it it was Black Raspberry and Kosher spears.

He still has a pure heart.

Sex offender

Nobody I've met, presumably?

All the more tasty then ;3c

Barding in a Bard thread

JAR head

He said something about fucking butts to me once.

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Test-kun, wanna be my e-pal~?

*high-five*

Hm?

That's ok. I wanted to spend all night getting pickle stink out of my jacket anyway.

I'll try just about anything once, so...time to look for black raspberry ice cream and kosher spears.

It was when I asked you about your sexuality.

It was my privilege.

try me

point taken.

You were talking about eating my heart, I dunno.

I probably said something along the lines of a nice butt's a nice butt and there's no arguing that. I won't pretend to be perfectly straight.

Nope.

Did you check that, sir?

o bby

I'm confused.

Last time... Lat Monday... That was when I last checked.

Test, you're not straight?

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Somehow I doubt the truthiness of that statement!

What makes you say that?

Longshot but uh
Anyone know where I can find the sheet music for Aphex Twin's 'Nanou 2' ?

New.

I dunno. Just makin' conversation.