Cringe comments thread

Saw this gem going through one of my old accounts. Figured what better time to show off the beta comments we've come across. Cringe thread time!

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That's a pasta you dip

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This ain't no pasta, I've seen plenty of them.

fuck off.
this thread itself is the cringe comment.

Cringe Thread you say?

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I want to die

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What the fuck happened to cringe, salt, rage and LOL threads?

Why does he have three mice plugged in at the same time?
Why does he have two pairs of headphones + speakers?

counter-sage

there is no logical case to be made against so-called "template" threads

Top fucking lel.

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Is that about how Elzi posts his/her content on both 4chan and Holla Forums /d/?

is that fucking trigglypuff?

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yep. The very same.

Aren't smart people generally attracted to games that actually require thought?

Yeah, but the people attracted to bioshit infinite are fake-smart people.

Smart people don't usually think they're smart nor do they talk about being smart.

video games are art
get over it

It would be safe to assume smart people are attracted to things that makes them use their brain, because using your brain is what makes people smart.

What is the issue with that Polygon article?

Now this thread is just reposts seen dozens of times over.

What the fuck could you possibly be doing in FFVIII for 100+ hours before going to the first fucking area?

Why does Gaf and Polygon hate Nintendo so much?

I love how she's mostly just repeating what someone else is within her social retardation is saying, it really shows that they don't think for themselves most of the time.

The issue is that they keep trying to push views to their bullshit article about how Mario Kart 8 will be the worst selling in franchise history, even though reality - that they're fucking reporting on for crying out loud - is clearly against them. It's not really politically charged (unless you want to consider pushing views towards propaganda/opinion pieces political in nature), but it definitely highlights just how disconnected from reality people at Polygon are.

Becuause they generally refuse to go with identity politics. Well until recently with the censorship, even then it has too much "bad" content for them to not shit on them.

What's that game on second pic?

mobile.twitter.com/WillJPowers/status/743874746291392512

There was this posted and was totally something that happened despite no news reports.

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BIOSHOCK IS A SMART GAME
FOR SMART PEOPLE

Feb 20th 2013 is the funniest day of all time.

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Oh I forgot I had this one.

This thread brings back some memories.

Jesus.

That reminds me of this video.

All of those Kotaku articles are fake, by the way.

That's the point of the Feb 20th comment.

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Nigger, did you just take a picture of your computer screen?

Yea, I deserve to be bullied. I was going to go back and get a proper screenshot but I forgot.

The Splatoon one is real (and also wrongly titled), the player did lose matches (of Kelp Dome Splat Zones) while trying to draw crappy looking cock and balls with the inkbrush. In the end he won a single match.

i've seen some funny and rage fuel shit on the internet to bad my hard drive failed and i lost all my screenshots i've been saving for like 5 years.

They really have no self awareness do they?

OC for you

HOLY FUCK

Looks like a comment on a porn web site which makes it hilarious.

its from pornhub can you imagine strokin ya dick and seeing a comment like that.

Wat

The laffo answer: I'm fapping to the video not the drivel below it, but the juxtaposition of the second comment just makes it.

The serious answer: 95% chance that whoever is in the video knows what they're doing and doesn't mind that people are whackin it so the bottom comment is not super warranted.

Either way I'd probably still get a couple yuks out of it

The sad part is these white knights genuinely believe they're every woman's dream man, which they think is an overly sensitive, endlessly appeasing Teddy bear. And you can't really blame them either with the way the media is today.

its fake,Poe's law in full affect.

+5% to gaming. Made with special Razer™ coating that dampens the noise of your mothers knocking
+3% to gaming. Passive effect: Every time you strum the guitar, Johnny Cash suffers horrible pain in the Afterlife.

I'm not sure if this has already been posted, but pic related is cancer incarnate.

especially because these people still post here

I mean, the PC is objectively superior for gaming in every way. But you're right about Valve being a bunch of monopoly kikes. Still better than the overpriced everything on consoles though.

Wew lads.
Btw, Raiden is a retarded puppet for the globalists. Armstrong was the hero of that story, he would have made America great again.

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That is from cuckchan. We escaped.

Forgot that I have this one, be beware with your internet guys.

Aaaah, reminds me of my young days on the internet and an embarrassing forum account that's still out there on a probably dead forum.

I also have this, even though it's not a comment necessarily.

But I'll have to warn you: DO NOT click on it.

I mean, it was a shitty site anyway. (theisozone.com)

Man I remember when I found the good tools, I'd download swaths of rom packs on kazaa and use winzip to bypass the virus-laden SFX part and then use the goodtools to find out what specific roms they were. Good times.

jesus christ that was painful to watch.

What did I say, man.

What did I fucking say.

Maybe this one is real after all.

It's Holla Forums having a spasm.

vocaroo.com/i/s169ZW97DXaG

Well, you did warn me.

Starcraft 2, I bet you dont even play video games

Delete this

8/10 better than the actual show, would watch

Now realize he did it all in the official Autist Coloring program.
A billion eons in Paint.

Dude I'm going to fucking practice pretending to be a grill and get a shit ton of knifes and make mad profit.

I'll probably use one of the knives eventually to commit honorable bukkake to repent for what I did though.

You know what? I preferred this shit to what we have nowl.

Go to Holla Forums right now and tell me if you find someone who praises 4chan or reddit

Where did that narwhale shit even originate?

Redditors coming up with a shitty code to identify themselves as redditors when meeting in public. Cmon man just google "narwahl bacons at midnight"

I know that, but where is the expression originally from?

KYM just says some guy made it up one day, like any meme.

Prepare for cringe:
steamcommunity.com/id/Gatsu_88

steamcommunity.com/id/galacticpixel

Steam as a socialmedia platform was a mistaske.

yea OP you're the cringe here

I agree.

It wasn't just because of what they were saying, it was that we were allowed to say things like" Fuck off with that shit faggot" or "post tits" and the only responses we'd get were either "lol" or some white knight shit. If someone white knighted, he was berated until he left or shut up.

Before the dark times. Before the sjw's.

I have one of those Razer keyboards. It's actually pretty comfy.

Everything about your post makes me want to die, from using sage as a downvote to your ebin "this threds the crinje xDDD" joke that was already made at the top of the thread

What in the hell

I swear, whoever came up with this form of headline writing needs to be retroactively shoah'd from the universe.

Okay then

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holy shit, ppl like this REALLY exist?

The funny part is that a lot people came here recently because moot sold out. halfchan has been cancer for years prior. On 7chan, it was obvious as fuck when halfchan went down.

video related

Oh the acne just completes the package. He's like a walking stereotype.

As for Razer as a brand itself? Their mice seem to be pretty good. Their keyboards break easily and I don't know about you guys but I've never found myself using extra functions on a keyboard that much.
That being said, if you're in the market for a mechanical keyboard I suggest WASD keyboards.

Drooling

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That was a troll

LOL

The 40 hours is not cringe. If you try to get every single trophy and take your time you can end up with 40 hours.

Anybody got the "PS3 Cell processor has infinite power" one?

This shouldn't be surprising. Don't act like you didn't watch shit that was above your level at that age either.

As if you needed more confirmation Yandere Sim's fanbase was underaged faggots with no taste

If anything this shows that the ESRB game rating systems work, at least in some way.
And that there are parents that are maybe at least willing to enforce it too.

This is a good thing.

If you need 40 hours for that shit you are worse than polygon at shooting games.

Of course you will. The plight of the worker is not bound by the walls between the websites of the internet. :^)

Ayeka is a shrill cunt that's jealous of how much more attractive every other girl in the series compared to her.

Oh lets go through the list.

A flabby assed alcoholic (flabby ass actually confirmed in an episode).
Freakishly tall blonde ganguro bimbo that's probably ridden every space dick offered to her. Enjoy your space herpes.
Emotionally damaged goods that prefers to be a loli. Also, super huge hair. Probably smells like death.

I know this isn't real, but god damn a part of me hopes it is anyway.

What the fuck is a "UTV"?
It sounds like some kind of venereal disease.

/sp/ tripfag

I was expecting some kind of ponyfag shit, or some kind of bodypillow thing or maybe even some kind of idiotic /x/ thing like a tulpa.
Somehow this is worse.