SJWire's Shilling Floor 2 Free Weekend

remember to download Cuck Floor 2 and and idle for some minutes in the menu so you can give it a negative review this weekend.

They are shoehorning fat tumblr dykes in this game now.
And any ill mention of their game or their company will result to you being DING DONG BANNU their rating doesn't deserve to be anywhere near positive

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I played it for all of maybe 30 mins when it came out before refunding it. Every server was filled with faggots and the game was pretty boring

Fuck off Shitwire

yeah sure ill log in with my alt and write a review

Its in early access, that they brought SS in a patch is not one of their many sins.

They're shit devs for sure, that's been known for a long time, but are you sure fat tumblr dyke applies to this particular character ?

yes, especially with the special snowflake cosmetics she has

Nigger, all she needs is the problem glasses and its perfect.

Manboob having Holla Forumsirgins think the character in the OP isn't fat. Every KF2 thread devolves into thick vs. fat arguments which naturally takes everyones attention away from what a shit company/game this is.

Or it's shills. Since we like to blame that boogeyman for everything.

Top fucking scam

Is there a pirate yet? Just to see how shit this game is.

Here we are, over one year later. Commence bullying.

They added microtranscactions before even getting all the KF1 classes into it

You are not even worth bullying user, just pitying.

ha

That fucking character bio though… I've never been less interested in a character in my entire life, who could see that and go, "WOW YES, THIS IS THE AVATAR FOR ME"

I actually wanted to buy it, and I might give up if it gets under 10$, but with all the horror that I witness, I should get another game instead.

As for for the bullying, I will hug you to comfort you, because you are still a good person, and everyone makes mistakes.

fuck posted thumbnail

Don't forget the fact that they made zeds bullet sponges.
forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?t=118063

Yes, I remember that from last thread.

If it wouldn't take me 9 hours to download I would.

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Please dont give them money under any circunstance. I paid for it, please just do me a favor and don't pay them too.

what

That bitch looks nasty, what the fuck

Average australian woman
t. cunt

This, Australian women are fucking disgusting.

t. professional shitposter

Strayan women are so ugly they drive their men to shitpost on imageboards. It all makes sense now.

Well they had to
I don't think their engine supports more than 32 alive zeds at a time.
For reference the original started from 64 and could go up based on server settings.

One of the things I was hype about KF2 was that the difficulty would scale based on the AI becoming more complex. Crawlers would go on walls and ceilings, and in general zeds would get smarter as the difficulty rose. Essentially, you could play on Suicidal at level 0 if you were good enough.

Except they made them just go super fucking fast instead. They would move super fast instead of being bullet sponges, because it made your weapons feel powerful even at higher difficulties.

Tripwire just has no fucking idea how to design a game. If you're doing a horde-based game, enemies need to be fragile but numerous. It's satisfying to mow down 15 enemies, it's not satisfying to empty 3 magazines into five of them.

and crawlers still can't climb on walls

Yup. I'm actually kind of okay with the resistances thing, but they're such a fucking cop out. "Well, X class is supposed to have trouble with Y zed, but our data shows they're doing just fine against them." "Just make them do 50% less damage to that zed, fuck it."

These people actually exist in my city, by the way. Usually a lot more obese, though,

Yeah… no.

yeah the game is bloated as fuck

Emperor's blessed bones, this shit is STILL in early access?

I'm glad I waited to evaluate before an eventual investment of shekels.

Now I'm glad I didn't. Wouldn't want to be one of those faggots who spent money on it to watch it turn into "cat-ladies against zombies - the game". That shit has got to sting something fierce.

Worst part is that you can't really blame them since the cucking was something that happened later. Tripwire was extremely based during KF1, giving out maps for free and keeping DLC to cosmetics only, to avoid pay-to-win microtransaction hell.

Noone could have foreseen them turn into the complete opposite.

I mean fuck idealism, right? Maybe this one time, that a studio with a decent reputation would do early access, that it just this once wouldn't turn into disaster. But it did. And I'm glad I'm one of those pessimistic, jaded faggots devoid of idealism who just waited to see it confirmed once again that early access or kikestarter always leads to disaster.

Don't hand over your shekels until you have the finished product in front of you, and wait until reviews are out, and know your reliable sources.

This is the only way to stop the cancer.

wew

All my interaction with KF2 after absurd amounts of time spent on KF1.

Oh god what now?

There's a CSGO-esque cosmetics marketplace, including "flash drives" that you can buy unlockers for to get shit.

Not even out of beta and they're already monetizing it, or rather have been since the update that introduced this shit months ago.

CSGO/TF2 esq cosmetics crates/boxes/cases

WHAT THE FUCK
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

I palyed it for 60 hours, now I probably won't touch it for the rest of my life. I wish I got a refund.

pretty realstic, living in australia these hags are fairly common.

If it wasn't for those two things I would probably keep playing. It's nearly a very good game, but it has many small flaws that add up to an unplayable mess for me.

Eh, maybe.

It's clear that Tripwire has gone off the deep end.

Granted, we knew this ever since RO2, but KF2 is just a mountain of proof that they're practically Turtle Rock in terms of arrogance and incompetence.

They claimed that the game would basically be in a finished state when they released it as early access, just to avoid a rocky launch. It's also been getting updates far, far less frequently than they promised.

Not to mention that they fucked up the gameplay entirely from the first game.

Boycott the game because it's a bad game, not because of some made up internet warrior bullshit. Get some perspective.

Why does "made up internet warrior bullshit" make you so buttflustered?

Playing devil's advocate, the game itself isn't that terrible. It's a stable game, which is more than can be said of most Early Access titles, and the gameplay is more or less the same as the first with the addition of gun butt melee attacks and sprinting.

Most of the legitimate complaints are tangential to the game (retarded skins, slow updates, monetization while in beta, idiotic developers taking lazy route rather than fixing issues). Doesn't excuse the game for being a more expensive clone of the first with barely any changes besides the engine and DLC layers, but the core game is still the same.

Apart from the enemy count and the classes or the gunplay or the game balance

Not just the women it's the people but look at this fat cunt.

"We don't abuse our ToS to ban people from the game"

mfw they do

Wait, why are you motherfuckers downloading this piece of turds. These fucking hacks add RPG resistances bullshit into the game. For example, Crawler and stalkers, for unknown reasons , takes less damage from shotguns. Oh and Bloat head take less damage from everything now too. Lastly, the Patriach's head take normal damage but for fucking horseshit reasons, his jaws only takes 10 % damage. There is a lot more fuckery like Crawlers taking less damage from fire. You can't make this shit up.

Well, obviously. You niggers are descended from us british and we're not exactly the most aesthetically pleasing people.
Then again the second we (brits and aussies) open our mouths american women start frothing at the gash to get a piece.

I downloaded it last night, and quit shortly after finishing the basic training.

It has some of the slowest move speed I've seen in an FPS. How the fuck can anyone play this?

pls user, spoiler that shit. i was just eating.

It's not like we bought it. I mean who would buy it in early access :^)

An additional way to counter this is to call out Steam deleting reviews.
Screencap + archive your review
Show when it's deleted after.

Then kick up shit on Twitter while including @Steam, @Valve and whatever Gabe's handle is.

Steam won't defend someone that isn't making them money.
They'll be forced to not delete reviews for the game for a while. THAT is when we hit hard.

Appeal to normalfags with Steam deleting well written negative reviews.
Appeal to gamers with Killing Floors gameplay being shit.
And appeal to a growing group of people that hate SJW shit by showing them the SJW shit.

Does anyone remember the anons saying that some edgy mohwak dyke bitch, no nudity, no offending people or be banned, didn't matter. It's a bitter type of smug.

Made me check the forums;
Some dude
Tripwire QA… I mean they don't have a QA they have suckers who bought into Early Acess;

Later he posts embended video. While I'm more of a quake/valve mapper with little unreal experience this shit is a pretty lame LoS check which entirely disregards client location.

You don't understand.
They have it so if you are "toxic" on their forums they can outright remove your game from your library.

KF has changed, user

in fairness, all those weapons were sidegrades besides the buzzsaw blade launcher.

Flare pistol was pretty weak, Tommy Gun was maybe half a step above the Bullpup and on par with the MP44, and the scythe was slightly slower and more powerful than the katana. Buzzblades were pretty OP compared to the Nail Gun, but Zerker was always OP anyway thanks to hitstunning.

Flare pistol is part of the firebug meta.

Doesn't mean it isn't still weak as shit against anything more than a group of 3 zeds.

Fuck off

>mfw I defended the game prior to it's EA release on Holla Forums
I'm sorry.

You and I are in the same predicament user, I caved and bought the game even though I had my misgivings as early as the EULA debacle,
but I bought it anyways.
I held hope even though the game only shipped with three maps.
I held hope even when they blew right past their original projection to get all the KF1 materials in there
The introduction of crates fucking broke me though, I have no way to get a refund so all I can do is watch as they fuck the game up further more and more with each update spaced MAYBE 3 months apart if you're lucky, the only changes they make to the game are shitty Zed defenses and adding community made gear you have to pay for and only OK maps which you can find better quality in the workshop.

So no user, no bully. Just the knowledge that people held the same faith you had and it was shit on as we should have known better.

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Talk about irony.

Why the fuck do you cave in to peer pressure in the first place? Is it that hard to just ignore them? Hell, my friends shilled Overwatch and FO4 to me every fucking day and i just shrugged it off as 'nope its a shit game and i know it'

Also
at this point we can only look back and enjoy the time spent on KF1, the only thing going for KF2 is the gore which is pretty nice to be honest

Never change, Harold

The terrible balancing that they're doing is a result of the versus mode they added. For example, it's just not fair to a gorefast player to get killed in a single headshot by a pistol, so what do they do? They give the gorefast an assload of resistance to pistols so now instead of one headshot with a medic pistol, which is stronger than the starting pistol, it takes HALF THE FUCKING MAGAZINE OF HEADSHOTS TO KILL A GOREFAST.
THIS IS BALANCE

Why did they change the values for both modes? Why not just change the values for versus mode?

Because making PvE not fucked would require more effort than just copying and pasting from PvP.

So now the retards decide to add a pvp mode? As if the game wasnt fucked before, PVP/PVE games alaways fuck up the balancing.

Imagine Versus Mode in L4D, now imagine that you will have to play as a Clot for most of the game until you maybe get chosen to be a Husk or something not shit.

That means you can game each wave by selectively killing a few zeds to let the stronger ones spawn one at a time. Not that you have to anyway because the game is piss easy.

why did they make this character,
are they really this out of touch with their playerbase.

Rather than write retarded reactionary reviews because of tumblr dyke, write it in a way that it seems like you're informed.

The new resistance system is really bad and downright broken at times, certain classes in particular got hit hard by it, for example every zed resists melee damage, so as a berserker you do 50% less damage to everything except fleshpounds, on top of this some zeds have knockback now, so have fun getting close, oddly enough the default class knife is not resisted by anything.

Sharpshooter is broken right now, its incredibly powerful.

Certain trash zeds are simply FAR to tanky, a bloat should not take 7 headshots, a crawler shouldn't take 3 AA-12 shotgun shots on HoE as a level 25 support.

Micro transactions are complete cancer and they where added before the game before the game was out of EA, this is

Hans, one of the bosses was broken for months and was not fixed till recently.

Trip has very poor communication with the fans and continue doubling down on their choices, this goes against what EA is supposed to be, they are not listening to feedback and just going full retard.

There, a few small points to get you started, go write a review and almost sound informed, less chances of getting banned that way

Anyone up for a game?

a nose that could cut diamonds

just played the game during this free weekend, its absolute shit gameplay-wise

If I knew you i'd bug the shit out of you. My Evolve friend will never forget.

I like how the game feels and looks and runs when I got it on the free weekend back in November.

Also how the menus look and operate.

Just played KF2 through the free week-end. It felt so sluggish, so tedious compared to KF1.

0/10 I thank Ammit for telling me to not buy this game in my dreams when I was hyped.


When you have only one, perhaps, but it becomes really powerful against Scrakes and husks when you get two of them (when you're Firebug, of course). Best sidearm with Flammenwerfer/Husk gun.

Why would you ever do that? You don't add an extra layer of potential fuckup unless you absolutely need to.

The worst part of all this is KF2 killed the KF1 community.

They're leftists, mental illness is mandatory.

I'm a frog. While I don't mind subtitled English voices, I feel for my comrades who can't stand the "roast beef" language.
Pretty sure it's the same thing for most languages in this game anyway.


I'm still here, alive. Not well, but alive.

Not only that, but it's hilarious how they actually call their fans pure wrong, especially now with this resistance thing going on

every time they update this game i feel significantly worse for buying it when it came on EA and hoping it'd be cool one day

So am I. I tend to use english voices/english subtitles because english/french confuses me, I just assumed no one browsing Holla Forums would rely on a translation unless forced to do so. moonrunes never ever

If your item gets in the game you don't even get a copy of the item in your inventory, you have to buy it like everyone else.

I remember saying some misogynist stuff and getting banned in the last free weekend

I hate girls that look like that so fucking much, it pisses me off

might be a good character choice for some old fashioned griefing

My steam review of the game got censored. There's steam forum posts about reviews being censored. Shortly after the forum went into lockdown and only people who've bought the game are allowed to post. Censorship apologists everywhere!

Similarly only people who've bought the game have their reviews appear on the store page.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

Is this you?

I can't understand a thing of what Obama is saying.

Like Shia I believe in the memes, don't let your memes be dreams. The Orlando shooter had the right idea but horrible execution.

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thx m8

Every single time some faggot complains about Steam reviews being removed

How come almost every time someone comes on here to complain about censorship, it's always some shit that obviously goes too far? Obviously legitimate censorship happens, it's why we're all here, but come the fuck on.

outside of 'cuck' no bad language was used. Calling people liars is going too far?


You mean click one button?


Outside of 1 curse word (ouch the review safe space) give one good reason why this is objectively not relevant to people about to give money to TWI.

So it's a steam glitch? You mention it likes its been there for years but its the first time I've ever noticed it. Steam practically begs me for a review on any store page I view. KF2 begged me even after I wrote one which is when I thought something was up with TWI.

2016

Its up to the community to decide not developers, I don't think it was deserving of censorship

Only twice and never again, Tripjew was already in my shit list and what Bohemia did made me sure to not trust anything EA until its released.
Never Kickstarted anything as well.

Lean sometime you fucking faggots

Are those guys even working?

Feels good man

I stopped playing KF2 once my friend maxed demo in 2015 and god damn that is the dumbest thing I've ever seen added. Looks like I'm staying on KF1 forever.

I'll play with you link me your Steam.

so when is this model going to get lods e porn?
it might discourage them from doing shit like this

Do you think they'll pull a Blizzard on porn artists?

not before making a lot of people very uncomfortable, because they wouldnt really want to bring that much attention to it would they?

I've skipped out on buying this multiple times along with the 1st one. Thank fucking god.

steamcharts.com/app/232090

steamcharts.com/app/550

Here's hoping for a swift death of Shilling Whore SJW.

Is there a single entertainment industry out there that is openly hostile and unprofessional to its users as the video game one?

I wish I could feel spiteful about this.

So that each time the fuck it up more, I could get a good laugh.

But this feels genuinely shitty, because I loved KF1. I put so much time into it. Working my skills up to HoE and then mastering it, feeling some kind of actual accomplishment because the game was genuinely well crafted and the higher difficulties required skill and teamwork.

Then they not only fucked it up with KF2, but they are deliberately rubbing salt in the wound with the cat lady characters and microtransactions.

THEY ARE DELIBERATELY FUCKING IT UP ON PURPOSE.

Just imagine the potential the franchise could have had if the devs were not such massive faggots.

I hope they get raped by niggers, all of them.

Lets see…

Movi- nah, much as they make a lot of dumb shit, its not that unprofessional (yet)

Music? Can't say I recall any meltdowns or 'If you don't like our band songs, go fuck yourself you Spinal Crap wankers'

Books? Again, can't recall any meltdowns besides that barry awards (or whatever it was called, something to do with puppies)

Tripwire actually isn't a very good example of stupid anti-consumer shit from game devs. They're too small to create a self-sustaining circlejerk but too big to get support from the indie clique. They're eventually going to bleed out unless something unexpected happens. Most devs in this kind of spot know to at least wait for a better opportunity to start being a dick but Tripwire let their egos get the better of them at the worst possible time.

supposedly femtards are going all out and saying you're a mysoginist pig for not liking the new ghostbusters.