Pics you saved from e3 threads

ironically that last shoop makes her look flatter.

...

...

Not a shoop.

Disgusting.

This is sure to trigger people

Her smile is fucked up. She has a big mouth. She reminds me of the Happy Mask Salesman.

Damn, that's fucking depressing. We all knew 2014 was bullshit but.. damn.

uhh

it's not going away
what did i do to deserve this

...

...

this guy looked really angry. like he wasn't comfortable with all the lies he was spewing but couldn't do anything about it.

Kill all liberals.

...

When will people stop posting this

...

Wew m8 2002 is that way

That still looks nothing like 2014. Are you fucking blind?

that downgrade.

...

>>>/tumblr/

...

That's the point user, it needs to be a completely dumb comparison to trigger people

Because it's not the same landscape, silly :^)

Will the new Zelda even have bottles? If so what will they be used for.

Its really not.

Kinda pissed that people are lapping it up.

And super pissed it has no overworld themes.

Creepy autists have low standards.
It's no surprise.

I was referring to the massive butthurt that occurred in 2002– this guy still hasn't gotten over that apparently

>>>/reddit/

...

nigger its a fucking eyesore

Guy on right has a boner . . .

I remember this well, was fucking hilarious, the drunk ass announcer lady said that the dumb bitch from Her Story won an award for playing a part in TW3 that she had no part in, the dev was understandably confused and pissed, really suprised they even showed that on the stream back when TGAs were playing.

Take it easy tumblr. Just because people got used to trash doesn't mean it isn't trash.

This guy was the only redeeming part of the bethesda pre-show, and yet they still cut to the washed up whore and struggling coke addict interviewing lesbians with Evangelion T-shirts and Evil Within cosplay

realized that the 2014 pic is from a in engine trailer, i was wrong nintendo dindu nuffin.

Now THAT is something to get pissed about

That's not OK.

Nah

More.

Ahahahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=pN2cQsT_DvQ

May god have mercy

What's the name of this cow breasted goddess?

...

Audrey Drake

i didnt want the thumbnail to give it away :)

Im surprised everyone forgot about her, she was involved with treehouse last year too, and there was just as much of a hoard of people waifufagging over her.

...

I, like many other, were left aghast after John "FUCKING" Numbers manhandled another human so deeply and powerfully that the victim cut their own dick and started down the road to broadcasted suicide.

I forgot about the king autist from the Nintendo World Championship last year, danm Nintendo really didn't do much of anything this year, and maybe that's why, the NWC probably didn't recoup costs and really wasn't worth it anyway

Everybody forgot about her when John ==FUCKING== Numbers happened.

ま or まあ would be a better translation.

You can only redline a new line user

Did you fucking expect any standards from Nintendrones? These idiots would buy a fucking Zelda game about Link scooping shit and working on a farm all day as long as you have the option to customize his outfit and get him nekkid.

apparently she is into wrasling

OoT and MM weren't the only games before WW, and it's not like those two games didn't have their share of colorful, cartoony designs, not to mention the art style in general was more cartoon than real life..

pls no bully

By sticking with painted shit they can avoid putting effort into realistic graphics like TP. Typical industry bullshit.

Wasn't Audrey the "EXACTLY" girl? Did she dye her hair?

TP looks like ass now, even GC WW looks better than TP HD

Plus every other big fantasy game is doing the "muh realism" at the moment

What was the story with this guy? How did he manage to change shirts so many times? Did he have them there with him, in the conference room? Did he change right in front of them? Did no one stop and ask what he was doing when he started taking his shirt off? And the most important question is why did he keep changing shirts?

I feel she got really fed up of everyone making blond jokes about her over the past few years for her to dye her hair.

God there was one of the people doing the presentations who had the perfect JUST haircut, I just can't remember which presentation it was.

It was a dev? Not Doug Cockle himself?

I don't know what he looks like

This guy maybe?

it is

Pretty sure it was a western guy

Knowing NOA's love of memes, she probably tried to make herself look like MEGA MILK on purpose.

I bet she stuffs her bra too.

...

...

Why is no one waifuing the girl on the right?

One guy was.

Because she's plain with an average chest?

Haven't you noticed the intense butthurt from people after Breath of the Wild was revealed and actually looked good.

I think her natural hair colour is brown. given what she looked like when she still worked at ign.

I didn't even pick up on the exactly part but I remember that laugh.

Both are shit Chiko is best girl

Thirsty virgins that have never seen tits before losing their shit.

The one on the right isn't bad.

yuk

Was Sam wearing the same clothes at 2015 as well? Is it a jewish thing to only have one outfit?

But she has a much better looking face, and her breasts are about aveage

She has an average face. Only thirsty non-whites would get excited about her

Something seems off about them, but I can't put my finger penis on it.

Right is definitely cuter than big breasted butterface.

Average face is still better than horse-face.

this is a fact
Only because Akiko from Platinum wasn't there to rep anything like when they had Bayo 2

Maybe it's just that frame not flattering her, but what the fuck is with titties nee-san's face. It looks fucking uncanny as fuck, especially in contrast with the perfectly normal-looking human being to her right.

Again, user. She isn't bad. Let the thirsty tit wizards have their fun.

YOU DONTA RIKEA WINDU WAKUA
SO I MAKE TWIRIGHTO PLINCESSU
OH, BUTA YUUUU RIKE WINDU WAKUA NOW AND HATE TWIRIGHTO PLINCESSU

...

It's probably the bad-timing of the screenshot

I don't know why kikes have such horrible taste.

She looks like a less ugly Sarah Silvermann.

But user, they have to know my taste is superior to theirs

I never played Wind Waker, but it looks fine.
I enjoyed Twilight Princess, even in spite of the WAGGLAN.
Go ruin Paper Mario some more you fucking cunt.

YOU'RE GONNA GET BULLIED

I think she's pretty ugly, but those tits detract from the face so no one pay attention to those details.

Yes, that is pretty normal and typical. Where do you live that everyone has subhuman ogre faces that that is considered pretty? I'm not saying she's ugly, mind you.

This. She's way cuter.

I thought the only reason people liked her initially was because of her cute laugh?

tbh her face doesn't look too bad in this

Those are more flattering shots, but she still has this weird, uncanny valley look to her face. She doesn't look real. Or human.

Remember kids, 3DPD plastic surgery a shit.

how is seismic doing anyways?

I think you may just have some really weird taste in women.
or you've been looking at 2D for WAY too long

Sesmic committed suicide after realizing everybody pirated the game instead of buying it

Dubs confirm.

but no one really cares

Might have been worth buying if it was a game, not a "game"

Not everyone wants to fuck an ugly jew with big tits.

she looks like chris roberts wife

Probably this, although the other girl in looks fine. If I were a better man, I'd bet she's had work on things other than her face, too. Not going to deny being ruined by 2D, though.

Heard his Patreon got bolstered. Good for him, God bless.

Yeah, but my post was poor man's copy pasta compared to

Why did all these presenters like they wanted to pull out a gun and blow their brains out on stage?

No shit, but I'm saying that the Zelda cycle has, and will always be bullshit. And Skyward Sword was fucking garbage. I'm glad I got my sixty bux worth out of the fucking Wiimote that came with it, at least.

Fuck, I remember that thread, too.
Fuck, I remember when moot went full kike and removed post numbers, too.

Should be obvious

Oh i wirr! Di yu see da nuw trairer?

Skyward Sword wasn't that bad… Okay, it was garbage but I'm too stubborn to admit it.

Wait… Aw fuck.

whaaaaaat who is this, how did i miss this

The only objectively bad thing about SS was the handholding and the emptiness of the sky

The controls were subjective and I personally didn't mind the linearity. OOT was linear as fuck too

Probably the same reasons you did, user.

Maybe he's one of these people who sweat like pigs easily so he has that duffelbag full of shirts with him all the time.

Or maybe it's an in-joke we both don't get.

Fucking hit the nail on the head.

5th pic looked like he was wearing a suit one size too tight, he was out of breath for nearly all of the presentation. And it certainly wasn't the talking that did that.

What does waifuing mean?

I think it's some stefan molyneux thing, like the opposite of defooing.

Summer needs to end now

Does anyone have the final bingo card from E3? I want to see how accurate I was while making it.

lol like idk i just said it k?

last year

Fuck she looks even hotter in the Zelda thing

When Treehouse is burned down, can she stay?

Tits aside, she seemed really nice and genuinely into vidya.

Anyone made anything with the girl with massive hips doing Minecraft?

I need it to make a request in a draw thread.

I think this ass is the 2 out of 5 stars Maria Mint.

holy shit Macaulay Culkin gets uglier every time they take his pic

Most of the treehouse people actually seem tolerable, I never really cared about the censorship because I know it's not for SJW reasons but family friendliness ones

But I understand why people get upset

The radar isn't bleeping anymore. She was a better human being back then…

No. All must burn.

...

I wonder how many are SJWs, how many are silently suffering, or if it really is all coming from Reggie or whoever his underling for localizers is.

Who is the head of treehouse?

Stop! They got rid of booth babes so you wouldn't do this!

I bet 90% of the girls there had dyed hair. The blue or pink hair with geek chic glasses look is in this year.

It's definitely not Reggie, he's the CEO and has nothing to do with the actual translations

Im digging Treehouse Stefanie Joosten

Why are the women at Nintendo such sluts?

Why do they pick the most out of place character as the MC? atleast the faggot with the mask has a gimmick that makes him somewhat interesting.

Actually, it's mostly for money reasons because the more changes they "have to make" the more they are paid. There are many professions in which this is done all the time for the sake of squeezing more money out of the employer or customer.

But make no mistake, there's definitely some ideological bias at play.

Now lets have a moment of silence for the booth babes.

I don't know about presentations, but Trey Parker certainly let himself go.

The only people that believe in the Zelda cycle are people that seek out criticism of games in the series. Every single game in a series is going to be treated differently by different people, but the most visible opinions about a particular game happen to be either very very positive or at least somewhat negative.

pffffffthahahaha

Not only did they pick an mc that's way too bland. It always seems to be the case everytime ubisoft makes a game that the side characters are way too interesting.

Well atleast they're not gonna make another Ass Creed for a while they'll be too busy with the movie

...

There's nothing wrong with it

Had to do that.

Imagine how triggered they'll be when the NX is shown off in 2017 and looks great.

Just these and the third one in the OP.

...

Audrey Drake seems like the only sane one at Treehouse. I've never seen her support censorship (or at least she's sane enough to not do it publicly on Twitter) and she's criticized Marvel's Whor.

Does anybody have the Shrek edit of that AYYlien from the new Mass Effect?

Pic related to this thread is my OC.

...

...

...

That second Todd is the best one yet tbh

...

Thanks. I love that edit. and this one too.

But how could he sweat that much just sitting there. He doesn't look that fat.

I have a theory that he was wearing 3 layers of shirts. He wore the white one on top, then the black one beneath that, then the grey one beneath that. Notice how his torso looks much thicker in the picture where he's wearing the white shirt then it does in the one where he's wearing the grey shirt? Also you can kind of see something that looks like his black shirt through his white shirt.

I still can't come up with a motive, though. Why would he do something like that? Perhaps he correctly guessed that this E3 would be extremely boring and did this just so it wouldn't be completely forgotten? If so, then he succeeded. This mystery is the most interesting thing that came out E3 2016.

Has he been identified? That make solving this mystery much easier.

...

...

checked

CONFIRMED BEST FUCKING GIRL

IF ANYONE HAD ANY DOUBT ABOUT AUDREY BEING BEST GIRL, ERASE THAT DOUBT

HOPES DASHED

...

Do you mean Shinsuke Nakamura or someone else in NOAH or NJPW?

Chiko

...

...

WE

WUZ

...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

...

I wonder if things will ever change so they can come back. It just feels like a part of the culture is missing. Some had some pretty amazing cosplay.

This is why we need to invest in anime and robot waifus. We'll be rich in no time with such thirst.

...

Wow, what an amazing burn, i bet you're going to brag about this to all your buddies on tumblr after this!

Get the fuck out faggot.

underrated post

Do you even understand what you're saying?

Probably a Jewess

but guys

what if Audry is an SJW?

I don't want to date her or interact with her in any way. I just want to see her naked.

then we'll fuck her brains out and replace them with something decent

Just depends on the venue. For the majority of them which happen to be popular they are illegal due to SJWs that are too ugly and get mad when pretty women show off what they have. I have an easier time doing local or lower key things anyways since these places like comic book stores arent the size of football stadiums and its easy for my boyfriend+friends to stop them from getting too close.

If I TRUELY gave a shit about this kind of "modeling" career (for as long as looks hold out) I would need to move to Japan where they dont give a single shit about feelings though I hear that the crowds can get way worse.

If you want your booth babes back, start trying to get them back instead of simply wishing for them to passively come back. Right now the owners of pax have drank so much feminist estrogen that they cant even think about boobs without consulting their women counseling center.

Just dick her into submission

(checked)
DISGRACEFUL

I'm 90% sure she's not.

Not got them to hand but she has tweeted that Thor doesn't need to be a woman to appeal to her, that shes just going to stick with the old Ghostbuster films and she follows Ron Paul on twitter.

I have to ask a question: Why is E3 still even a thing? Almost every presentation was garbage, all the presenters look like they either hated it or didnt give a shit and nothing looked playable expect for maybe dead rising.

The first one wasn't even gameplay was it?

...

if only we could put the right's face on the left's body

how does this faggot breath?

He absorbs memes and converts them to o2.

You can see air holes at the bottom of the mask

Is there porn?

Do you what happens after you absorb oxygen?

...

Requesting an edit that says "*nuzzles*" on the visor

No I don't do.

So you only pee or what?

Yes

Because that way they have less characters to think about. I mean, the peculiar thing about the mc is that he's the mc and you control him, just that.

Why do all the fags want this character's dick so bad? He doesn't even have a face.

whos the girl in the 5th picture

It's like a real human being that can speak in cutesy emoticons with you. It's cute.

...

Why isn't V_~ the main character? This is a question that needs answering.

The face doesn't make sense. What is V supposed to be?

disgusting

I've watched this like 4 times since E3, every time I watch it I'm more and more convinced that the blonde woman is literally mentally retarded and they gave her a microphone and a drum and let her do her own thing.

Is that nose shopped?

No.

No its part ideological and part money

Wait I thought Emogi Mask was a the protag

This isn't halfchan nigger

I'd like to hear more about this story. Does it have anything to do with this?

She's so much prettier as a blonde

Yes
Pretty sure we were kinda excited because an Eceleb didn't win when 70% or so of the people there were Ecelebs and that final round where that cuck Cosmo was going so bad Only managed to catch that part

...

...

And the part about Cosmo later becoming a woman?

can't unsee

Oh right that happened
I forgot about that
Yfw you'll never lose so hard that you want to chop your dick off

Well, he did give you masks. And joy. He is a Happy Mask Salesman

I would appreciate if someone could shoop something out of that.

Yes.

...

...

It's inuit throat singing or some shit. Some kids did that at the canadian parliament earlier this year for turd.

I assume you mean Turdeau?

Holy shit, back to back.. to back.

DANG SON

Breath of the Wild better be the perfect video game if they were this willing to devote their E3 stream to that and Pokemon

Too bad none of you got dubs

...

Really? Because I see it as the other way around.

...

Why must we fight over who's better? They're both hot. I'd fuck them both. Simultaneously.

The big question no one has asked about this guy and his electronic mask . . .

. . . How the fuck does he even make his mask emote?

He's not using his hands, it can't be brain waves/neural control, does he somehow have a bunch of sensors hooked up to his face or something just so can display punctuation for emotion?

The only reason I could think of him doing this would be if he was like a major burn victim and uses the mask to compensate for display of emotions and while also hiding his burn scarred face.

I think it's Bill Trinen. Bill actually seems pretty cool. He's presented Directs a couple of times. I heard that Treehouse didn't become cucked until they needed to hire more people and Bill couldn't oversee everything.

Probably his eye movements

ah tamogarchey, you died of the shits you did. rest in shits.

Forget Audrey.

Would you fuck Kawaii Mask?

Of coursh

Why does he wear the mask?

Why does it have spikes on it that defy proper leatherwork?

It's like she's the anti-Allison. Her husband also looks like a man, too.

Us oldfags huh?

This. Ashley tits are nice, but that face…

Someone needs to shoop the face of the other grill onto the tit monster. Then all will be right with the world.

Does anybody have a picture of the final score of the BF1 match?

Nice dank Facebook frog, friend. Upboated :^)

This is the E3 equivalent of Yoko Ono grabbing the mic

My kike-o-meter goes "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

It's funny because that's exactly what I thought of when I saw this

After having spend enough time on Chinese image boards you should be able to spot a Jew, user.

its fucking nanomachines

epic

nice. what is it? A new game?

It was Just Dance.

buttmad kike detected.

...

How much did they pay you to enjoy those graphics?

Harada tweeting shit like this gives me a little hope that he won't completely fuck up Tekken 7

Isn't the first one concept art?

Offtopic: Should I buy Twilight Princess HD, or just emulate the Gamecube version?

I only just notice now that she is wearing pointed ears in the 2nd picture.

buy it if you want to Support Nintendo, but emulating it will most likely get you better results.

Top one is likely the NX build

Hell, if you wait a few more months you could emulate the Wii U version.

Fuck you for reminding me. I knew it was just a demo and I'm still upset.

God, how can one man be this new

I'd say emulate the GC version. HD is a really sloppy effort that in my shitty opinion kills some of the original atmosphere.

But Hero Mode…

He's so cute an I have no idea why.

Absolutely.

...

FAG RAINBOWS
FAG RAINBOWS
FAG RAINBOWS
FAG RAINBOWS
FAG RAINBOWS
FAG RAINBOWS

You don't need to be fat to have sweating problems. I knew a really skinny guy who had to change shirts a ton because he would just sweat constantly for no reason.

see

As soon as more of the world begins to turn its back on progressive extremists, the sooner we will see things like booth babes again.

is there still hope user? is there any light left out there to shine?

...

source is literally in the picture you dunce

Any more of the one on the right?

Is it canon that there are only female Ashiras? maybe it is a male ashira and Bioware once again fucked its own lore?

meanwhile over at your friends at SEGA

Have some OC.

Is that…
Sarah Silverman?

Do you think V_~'s mask outputs different things while he's getting pounded?

Pretty good, turns out oldfags with autism aren't good goyim

I finally did it

Between reddit, shilling and censorship it's pretty good to see this on Holla Forums for a change

...

...

It's a shoop. The original is posted further up.

I am butt mad that they made an interesting looking character and will piss it all down the drain like with Vaas.
Fucking Jewbisoft

Not even ironically.

Vaas was used so much in marketing, and he was barely even in the game itself.

Wasn't this exact gimmick done several years ago? By Burch of all people, no less.

This one doesn't look like Daft Punk though.

Yes, but I don't think Burch created that character, he just wrote him.

seems everything was already posted