Sims thread

Post your stories and sims.

FAQ for people wanting to try the sims again and join in


Required (should have been in the base game)
-Seasons
-Generations

Optional
-Ambitions
-Late Night
-University
-Pets

EA can't optimize, so the more expansions you install the heavier the load on your game. Don't download every one and then complain that it runs like shit. Pick only what interests you.

games4theworld.bestgoo.com/t752-the-sims-3-ultimate-fix-should-fix-most-of-your-problems
This will fix most issues, plus it doubles as a crack for your game.

You need to download specific files to make the game recognize the mod folder: modthesims.info/wiki.php?title=Game_Help:Installing_Sims_3_Package_Files/Setup_and_Files

loverslab.com/topic/43249-sims3wip-kinkyworld-v026-updated-24-dec-2015/page-1
A sex mod that adds a lot of features to the point where's it's almost an expansion. You only need the base game and patch 1.67 to run this. It's not listed under required mods, but you'll need a skin cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/ea-details-adult-skins.html

no. Stop being lazy. People end up unable to troubleshoot their own issues because they don't know what they downloaded and didn't read the instructions on the mod page.

Add the animation codes on the mod page into your ingame kinky settings and you're done.

nraas.wikispaces.com/
Overwatch and Master Controller are the two you'll need. I'd recommend Decensor too, not for performance, but for kinkyworld.

If you want the npc sims in your town to act more independently, try nraas.wikispaces.com/StoryProgression. They will get careers, marry and have kids on their own.

modthesims.info/d/373389
modthesims.info/download.php?t=378416

Other urls found in this thread:

drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6g_NArb68F7cnZIVVU1UXljSk0&usp=sharing
modthesims.info/d/563152
thesimscatalog.com/product-category/the-sims-3/the-sims-3-worlds/
loverslab.com/topic/54718-the-sims-3wip-mike24-animations-for-animated-woohoo-and-kinky-world-update-14042016/
modthesims.info/download.php?t=531578
cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/the-morphing-penis-default-replacement.html?zx=79594022adceee
modthesims.info/d/475397
modthesims.info/download.php?t=576313
modthesims.info/download.php?t=576298
modthesims.info/download.php?t=465963
walkerboystudio.com/wbstudio/learn-unity/
imgur.com/gallery/4jAMy
carls-sims-3-guide.com/expansionpacks.php
loverslab.com/topic/43249-sims3wip-kinkyworld-v026-updated-24-dec-2015/page-1.
cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/the-morphing-penis-default-replacement.html
cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/penis-for-females.html
volafile.io/get/efo6P3pWw66kp/Sims 3 1.67.2 Patch.rar
loverslab.com/topic/53780-sims3-kinkyworld-tv-complete-guide-and-package/
gdriv.es/s3g/
akamai.cdn.ea.com/eadownloads/u/f/sims/sims3/patches/TS3_1.67.2.0240xx_update.exe
thepiratebay.org/torrent/11585151/The_Sims_3The_Complete_Collection_[FULL]Games4theworld_
neoseeker.com/Articles/Games/Guides/sims3performance/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Recapping futa house

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This is the first time I've ever checked these threads.
It will also probably be the last.

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It's still the best by far.

It's alot less laggy at least, but it looks shit compared to 3

It looks fine. Your eyes are the problem.

you got some screenshots? last time I loaded it up it looked like polygonal aids

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You know what you have to do then, start porting all the TS3 mods to TS2.

Is 4 any good compared to 3?

Looks better and plays better in both performance and sims not being braindead morans.

Only downsides to 3 are the lack of content and no open world.

drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6g_NArb68F7cnZIVVU1UXljSk0&usp=sharing

useful Sim stuff (hairs, sliders, lots, households)

And sim pack. Many sims, including the infinity favorites like Vivan James, Uncle Pol, Frost sisters, polina, Schlomo, etc.. (sorry, no Christ-tan yet)
sims/houselds from this file are newer.


Also, get this great hair pack:
modthesims.info/d/563152

*INSTALL HAIRS BEFORE SIMS*

Sims

So, started a new game in Dragon Valley.

A house shared by a young elf girl who lost her parents in a dragon attack and the only orc allowed in the valley (BIG mistake). Due to being poor, the elf girl really couldn't be picky with roommates.

Ghurza Cuntcrusher is barbaric, rude and cares little for social norms. Still, living with her was tolerable for the elf girl until the day she started an argument with her, while the orc woman was half-naked, drunk and horny from watching porn. Rape ensued.

1. After the morning rape, Ghurza goes to the park to meet people, while the elf girl goes to school with a sore ass.

2. A single flirt from Ghurza and this elf woman starts following her, flirting and giving her flowers. Constantly. She's now a romantic interest.
It's the same women from screenshot 1, she just changed cloths. It's creepy.

3. A child beats the living shit out of the local cat girl.


4. Another elf starts making the moves on Ghurza.

I see you finally made your rape orc. You gonna spread your seed around the town?

For fuck's sake, there is no reason to make orcs if they aren ogrish bulky monsters ready to rape and impregnate.

But it's an elf.That's not rape.

1. Ghurza return home and at the morning starts the day with some more rape

She then proceeds to the local pool, where she skinny dips in the pool and invites others to join. Surprisingly, every single woman present does so. There are now several naked women in the pool. Elves….

2- 3. Since this clearly turns her on, she proceeds to call one of them into the showers for some rape. This elf happens to love it. Elves…

4. One of the women at the pool invites her to her party. Ghuzra spends some time there, but as soon as one women is left alone in the room… raep time. This one is human and doesn't like it. Unfortunutely, the hero of the town and local celebrity walks in and beats Ghurza after calling the police.

5. The police officer turns out to be an elf woman that isn't as skilled as the local hero and Ghurza fights her off and escapes, missing the chance to rape her.
That officer is now on the list.

1. Next day starts with the usual rape. Ghurza and the elf girl are bitter rivals, but Ghurza don't care.

2. Made a rustical school and added it to the town. This is the current class. Dragon Valley isn't a huge world.

3-5. Rape after rape after rape. Ghurza finally broke the elf. She is now a masochist.

1-3. Back to the pool. A good hunting ground and Ghurza finds another victim. A good-looking readhead. She enjoys the rape so much, she immediately asks Ghurza for a date????
ELVES!!!!

4. Another victim enters the restroom. This one doesn't like it.

5. Another party invitation. Same person, same house, same guests. Same victim. Except this time Ghurza isn't caught.

Any store world/pack add stuff you'd desperately need in your game?

I'm reinstallan because fuck this "complete edition" with Katy Perry's Supernatural and other shit i really dont need in my game.

Or well not "desperately" but something that's nice to have, didnt one world add Saunas?

gotta love the faces this orc makes

Games4theworld pack. Install what EP's you want.

Also, Sunlit Tide Delux adds spas and massage tables. That's a store world.
You'll need to apply the store fixes before installing.

OK i hate to ask this but is there any links for the game that doesn't have all the DLC included? i just want to get the Seasons/Generations/pets DLC and i don't want my computer to burst into flames.

See

My autism cant handle this shit, having sims use towels while in Sauna at 4 was bad enough but this…

Are there any good small towns and/or rural worlds?

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Sims are prudes and immune to chlorine poisoning.

Winchester Farm but do not get the latest version(s) of it as those just fill it needlessly with bars, discos and such community lots or just remove all but 1 of them from the game.

There were also a couple of Norwegian/"viking" themed colder climate ruralish~ towns at thesimscatalog.com/product-category/the-sims-3/the-sims-3-worlds/ though other than quickly checking them out i havent really played in them as it rustles my autism when my town of Haken Hakenssons in few generations will suddenly be full of LaKeisha Jermaine's and such thanks to EA's awesome naming of new sims.

Any mods that add sexy underwear for loli/"teen" sims?

Anyone know where the pets animations are?

There's mods that allow you to change the name pool, I do recall there being a mod that edits the name pool to be strictly Scandinavian/European/etc.

You want comfy? I'll give you comfy.

loverslab.com/topic/54718-the-sims-3wip-mike24-animations-for-animated-woohoo-and-kinky-world-update-14042016/

Maybe with the stock skins, but with custom hair, eyes, and skins installed it looks way better

Claude is that you?

Fuck Sims 4, I want to make my own worlds, not a crappy drawn map.

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Back when EA wasnt shit

These were my first and last The Sims games, everything after these jewels were just bad.
I had some Sims on my PS2 and PS3 but they never lived up to the first ones

Tell me buddy, which Sims is that, is your game legit or ware and are the mods easy to implement and do they work well or are they just awkward and buggy?
I might've found my next Artificial Academy 3

Yeah, i noticed modthesims.info/download.php?t=531578

Think i'l give it a try as im about to start playan in Farghund isle or something which has this whole cold northern atmosphere going on.

Now if i only could make it so that the game didnt spawn niggers… oh well think there was a gun mod of some sort laying around for me to go all Ben on them.

You see any of them having overly long faces or a blue alien cunt around?

It's The Sims 3 with a bunch of mods.

Bought or pirated version?
Either is fine with me, I just want to create a Sims rape dungeon

As far as I know, getting the mods work on an legit Origin version is a bigger hassle than on a pirate version.

Pirate it and get kinky world, you'll find most of what you need in the sims 3 /hgg/ thread

I assume it has something to do with the game's updates, if I were to get a legit legit version
Yarr harr it is then

Does kinky world include lolis?

You only posted one picture, So I'm not ruling it out

Not by default, you have to download patched versions of it off of allthefallen, and then get the new animations and the clothing off of there as well

Should I pirate razor version which seems to be regular one or one with all the expansions and stuff?

afaik the patched versions are quite old though

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Games4theworld with all expansions from piratebay works well.

I think someone is working on the newer version and the animations, but the only reason the version is old is because the user who patched it is a pussy who's uncomfortable with the idea of hacking leaked builds

Everything about the first sims felt right. The expansions did their own thing while keeping the same aesthetics. Sims 2 had it's own thing going while Sims 3 didn't know what to stick with.

Could be because Maxis didn't work on 3 until the very end, then EA killed off Maxis.

I hope they are alive in the Pets EP, and if they're ghosts you can still make them humans again by giving them abrosia.

pic related is my version of Cornelia, I tried to give her facial features similar to the ts3 version and clothing and hair akin to the OG ts1 version

The pic you replied to was supposed to be Gunther

EA has to be the worst fucking company out there nowadays.
They're literally killing everything good videogames used to represent.

I am really fucking salty for them because they've completely shut down 2 games very near to my heart, and those two were Dawngate and Battleforge.
They werent too popular games but all the more fun to be had with decent sized community. Yet those fuckers pulled the plug on both.

Also RIP to dozen of their studios.

I could never connect to the townies/base sims at all no matter what EA world i played with.
Even Goths… shit i dont even remember what variation they went in 3 with them.

The Goth family in ts3 was Gunther, Cornelia, and a child version of Mortimer, as 3 is supposed to be the first in the series chronologically

this. What ever you do don't download AIO its completely fucked. When I first used it, it had memory issues, and now that I've tried to reinstall it recently it doesn't add to registry properly meaning it can't be installed. Just get the Games4theworld version, it works 100% with the ultimate fix. Every other version will likely end up having patching issues.

Also is it just me or did they add a rapist trait to the mod. Fuck yes. You don't realise how long I've wanted that, finally a trait that makes my sim extra rapey than usual.

Have you seen what they've done to rollerocaster tycoon?

Scratch that, they didn't announce a damn thing, I was thinking of Planet Coaster

Sims 4 can do this without mods if you don't patch it

There's a petition for a ts4 create a world tool


When did the very first release of KW come out? Cause it's likely going to be a long ass time before Oniki makes a version for ts4

Why don't you take a seat over here?

february 2015. A few months after ts4 came out.

And ts3 was first released in 2009, so that means that the closest equivalent to KW for Sims 4 would likely be in 2018

Why don't I use said chair as a weapon?

Roll 1d4 for damage

I'd say it will speed up over time. When ts3 came out patreon wasn't really a thing. Now modders know they can make money for making mods, so they'll be more likely to attempt something like kinkyworld. Maybe 2017

Rolling the dice isn't available on Holla Forums though

Meant to reply to

How in the fuck do you actually get futa to work?

download latest patreon build of kw it's on /hgg/. Download cmar's female penis mod.

Then enable debug in kinky settings in game. then go kinky > debug > (usually under more) transform to shemale.

That what I did originally, but the dong physics dont work, it just stays completely flaccid.

oh, you also need the penis script that the female penis is made as an addon for cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/the-morphing-penis-default-replacement.html?zx=79594022adceee

I had the latest version of that too, doesnt work.

hmm, I'm not too sure then. That's all the mods I have and that should be all you need.

I feel I should also mention that the script works properly for males, just not for the futa

I decided to give the Winchester Farming Community world a try.
Fantastically made and small, ti's bound to perform good on weaker machines.

Anywhoo…

1. Meet the Pol family. With their son leaving for the holy lands (Deus Vult!), Holla Forums and Christina are now left with their daughter, Erika Polina.


2. A little ways further into the small town, Holla Forums and his daughter, Vivian James, and their neighbours, the Freeze sisters

3. Polina visits the Holla Forums household and immdiately hops on Vivian's favorite machine

4. Vian thinks that's mighty ruse and slaps Erika.

5. Still, after a while the girls patch up. So far, their relationship pretty much followed the argue/patch up/friends/argue loop.

1. Chrisitina visits the Freeze sisters, and after a lot of chatting sits to watch TV. Oh my! Kinky Zoo lover????? Nah, false alarm. She immediately turns it off.

2. Freya invites Christina to watch TV with her. AGAIN Kinky zoo lover!? I guess she noticed Christina being uncomfortable with it, since she changed channels to cooking.

3. Holla Forums wanted to visit hte Shekelstein household, but no one was there. So instaed he contemplated the meaning of meaning, and takes handiness classes.

4. But what does he find when he comes back home?
SCHLOMO SHEKELSTEIN

I just managed to start my new game on Fharhond Glacier and now you made me want to go back to good o'le Winchie.

I set the option to show the UI in screenshots, but I guess you have to re.start or something. Too bad, the captions like "Scholmo thinks Holla Forums is being impolite" or "Holla Forums found out Schlomo is evil" really fit.

Either way, Pol and Schlomo get into some arguments. Good thing Pol doesn't own a gun…yet. Schlomo leaves with his life and return home to his wife.

This board is fucked. Not letting me upload images and then duplicaing existing one. WTFFF?

Dude, everything has been said multiple times already

- get the games4theworls Sim3 complete torrent. It comes with all expansions, the patch and the crack. Just follow the instructions and install what you want.

- get the store fixes from games4theworld site. I also recommend some store stuff - worlds like Dragon Valley and Sunlit Tides are nice

- get the mod framework (2 files to just place) and get Kinky World

- get any extra stuff. There are links in this and the HGG thread to file dumps and rars with many nice things - from sliders, scripts, hairs and sims

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even if you brought the game can you still pirate Expansions?

Pretty faithful to the source material user.
now all you need is a giant oven to put him in.

Interesting tidbit - you can't control how the portrait of a sim looks in the selection screen in CAS. Yet Schlomo's portrait is 100% typical happy merchant pose. The game knows….

story continues:

3. After that intrustion, Pol needs to relive some stress. Isn't Christina just the best?


4. Polina came home with a friend from school. That friend gives her flowers. 5 times in a row. 5 different flowers.
Uuhh…..

5. After a long phone chat with Vivian and some sunbathing, it's time to doze off.


Now, what jobs do I give sims?

I was thinking:
Freya - library (since she likes to archive everything)
Hilda - investigator (since she likes to expose unethical behavior)
Pol - journalism? military? Police? Investigator? Writer?
Schlomo - is there even a banking job?

wait

I abandoned the game a while ago, i haven't played sims in a long time.

based as fuck for that info. Also discovering Loli mod. Quality post. Thankyou.

modthesims.info/d/475397

Holla Forums house user here
Sorry for the little hiatus, i was feeling kinda burnt out from the game
i'll try to play a little bit more

Don't worry about it user, rather have naturally high quality banter and shitposting than trying to force it.

Take your time.

SJW actually done it, she defused the basement, and got a fragment of a chamber of the king

Since it's the last day, Fish user decides to go to the market and pick up some knick knacks

The gang's headed home…

For some reason, the two people with dyed hair ended up in front of this weird house

I did a little additions to allow the art and stuff we bought to be put around, and Writer user is taking up sculpting

It's a sign that they belong in an impoverished home.

Anyway, I have some other stuff i gotta do today, i love ya but i gotta go

What rewards do tombs give?

Visa points and ancient coins, plus money

And what can you do with Visa points and ancient coins?

Things
i'd have to get in game to see but can't ATM

There's some unique artifacts. Most are useful only as decoration, but there's stuff like sargophagus that can be used for turning a Sim into alimony and another that can create one with right collectables.

alimony?

You mean divorce?

I decided to make a house full of famous monster hunters and put them in that town from supernatural so they can murder vampires and shit.

So far I got Beowulf, Geralt and Van Helsing. Any ideas on who else to add?

Alucard, Dante, or something along those lines

Put some vampire loli twins to another house for them to put their "stakes" on. :^)

I was thinking more real life/mythology ones.

plus I feel dante would overpopulate the white haired vidya character market

Well, if you want to be weeabo, you could include Momotaro because he liked to kill ogres.

And if jews and heretics are monsters then also Torquemada.

Torquemada and Jason it is.

Anyway, is there a mod to turn people into gold statues without using the philosopher stone? just to get ridden of other people while making a profit.

Or any transformation, mutation or transfiguration mods or creative ways to get rid of people or turn them into interesting things.
Because I guess there is no mod for fusions or stuff like that, right?

if you've got Beowulf in there you may as well go whole hog on the classic epics and bring in Gilgamesh and Enkidu

how about Thomas Hutter (Nosferatu) or Simon Belmont?

Already added Torquemada and Jason of Argonauts fame

Good little cast to start our monster hunting business.

Who gets top bunk though?

Gilgamesh doesn't associate with mere mongrels.

I can't think of any mods for that, but you can just buy/make some Midas Touch potions and go around touching people to turn them into statues.

tiny image

Isn't that basically murder? don't the police arrest you?

How do make sims 2 work on modern pc?

You dont.

No, the police don't really care. You can turn people into toad monsters, zombies, all other life states, and even turn them into old people and the police don't do shit.

Yet they arrest you for raping people.

Damn politics.

Rape is a thousand times worse than being turned into a toad you fucking shitlord

Ugh

worse than dying by being turned into gold?

WHAT KIND OF STUPID SHIT IS THIS?

omfg I can't even believe you have to ask something like that

Ugh. Literally UGH

Educate yourself

On topic I made a 500lb tumblrina with problem hair+glasses combo and her scrawny cuck boyfriend the other day. Maybe I'll take some pics later.

I'm fairly certain that the epic described Gilgamesh as being a redhead

I wonder how painful it is being turned into gold. Maybe if the brain is turned into gold first you don't feel a thing.

haha just as a joke haha

it would probably be as bad as being turned into a puddle or literally any other weird TF fetish

Probably better than turning into a diaper though

i guess they're playing "square circle triangle" for it

fuck you, now i cant get that shit out of my head!

Oh nvm it's a fucking fatty with no fashion sense.

Really though, if i remember right same shit applies in 4 too that more often than it's healthy there's random sims who wouldnt look out of place in San Fransisco or Helsinki of all places.

The lack of actual choices as to what your sim finds attractive etc allways annoys me, i sure as hell dont want my sims to be niggerlovers!

Owen Pitt?

Carlton makes all the ladies sopping wet

Shit nigger

Except it works now with that version EA released for free. Even then I had no problem installing my entire Sims 2 expansion and stuff pack collection I physically purchased and having it work on W7 outside of the large size.

Anyone know how to get futa's to work correctly? The penis won't get hard and it can't be edited.

I had to get the Ultimate Collection from Origin. My Windows 7 fucking hated the cds.

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Meant to say SU fandom, fucking autocorrect

Silly question, are there recipes or mods related to the Cow Plant and it's magical milk?

What was cow plant for anyway?

I've never in any sim game really fiddled with it because i'm too much of a rooted down in reality kind of player.

It eats people, and after it does, you can milk it to get milk that lengthens your sim's lifespan.

Is there still no 1920x1080 UI support? When I last played it, the UI did not play nice at all with the forced 1920x1080 resolution change.

Of course there isn't, the words EA and support don't desirve to exist in the same universe. There is a common map bug with Pandemic`s "The Sabatoure" . EA nuked Pandemic soon after release supposly because of poor sales, aka the usual excuse.

FEED ME SEYMORE

Are you feeling ENRICHED yet, goy?

For a second i looked at the pic and thought he had a male bun hairstyle which would've certainly been a nice touch at the cuckening.

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I remember seeing a burqa and muslim cap on modthesims a while back if you want to go full cultural enrichment.

Any chance someone has a torrent for dragon valley?

I took two photos.
The child was invisible and then I zoomed in and it appeared.


Link?


Isn't that on G4W?


How do I fix the rape percentage? There's a rape every other simday. I also have three serial rapists committing 96% of all rapes in my game.

I'd kill for a shitty knockoff or something.

user, you're supposed to use the term spiritual successor

But truth be told I would want such a game to also include multiplayer and a much easier way of turning cheats on or off, like a toggle switch built into the UI

I would prefer a spiritual successor.
I'll take a shitty knockoff.

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I think you can make it yourself.

I know the Sims 2 had an extensive built in creation kit that was noob friendly and didn't really require other programs, but i'm not sure about TS3/4.

Ever since 2 i've allways wanted Sims clone with really serious and hardcore tone in it.

Like it'd have stuff like alcohol,drugs,sex,prostitution,crime,corruption you name it various ways to make the game harder and the world more bleak/grim and realistic.

Well you can always step up to bat, head over to /agdg/ and starting learning how2makegame.
Why wait for the spiritual successor that may never come when you can be the one that makes it?

I think a good idea would be to list what features you want in it before making it. As well as which engine you want to make it in

B-b-but that would require effort and i cant have that! I tried learning Unity once but i couldnt make any sense of it, computer "talk" in general just flies over my head even though i've tried to learn a little.

IIRC the (or A, not sure if there are several of em) Desperate Housewives game for PC was basically a "The Sims: Stories" game before the Stories happened, deal with motives and "living" while progressing the story mind you it was limited as fuck (Licensed Budget Game) and not very good but it is basically the only game i can think of the even tried to attempt to mimic The Sims.

Atleast from i can remember, We are talking a bout a SHIT game released years ago, can't remember exact details.

Turns out I was wrong on the burqa. It seems to be a swimsuit abomination version.
modthesims.info/download.php?t=576313
modthesims.info/download.php?t=576298
Here's the jewish cap if you're feeling a bit greedy.
modthesims.info/download.php?t=465963

Unity is pretty bad, if you want to make a good alternative then try looking at using something like unreal or source engine

Sims 3 requires the TSR Workshop and cmar's meshing toolkit. Sims 4 requires Blender 2.7.0 and Sims 4 Studio

consider this tutorial set
it will take you from a simple point and click shooter to mario 64
walkerboystudio.com/wbstudio/learn-unity/


the only thing wrong with unity is the inefficiency of its render pipeline (which has gotten better, and even at it's worst was better that Sims 3's) and the tendency of devs to use the default shaders
Unreal and Source are certainly viable options but stop perpetrating the meme

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Does anyone have the screencap of the ugly sims guy that someone made that ended up having his girl fall for his best friend so he burned down the house? Also they were in a band together. After he burned down the house, which killed everyone but the girl's best friend, he played drums for like four hours.

The Adventures of Chinman?

imgur.com/gallery/4jAMy

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You need the sliders.
NRAAS master controller.
Check the CAS settings and increase the number of sliders just in case.

Meant to say make not male

Yes, thank you.

Help me guys
I just downloaded The Sims 3

I installed the base game, everything worked fine
Now, I am trying to install the expansion sets but it wont let me
When I start installation of an expansion pack and choose The Sims 3 directory it says: "The Sims 3 is already installed in the folder The Sims 3"

What the fuck does this mean? Do I have to install each expansion separately each on their own folders or what?
I don't fucking understand…

Yes you do, just make a folder for Expansions and separate folders for the stuff you install.

oh my fucking god, there's like 20 expansions to this game

Will they all be present in the base game when I start playing the game or will I be able to play only one expansion at a time

Half of these fucking expansions add nothing but new items to the game yet I have to install them separately
That's fucking retarded

You don't need all of them.

Some are shit (Katie Peries stuff, for example)

Dont lie to him, that shit's fucking sweet!

Which one of these should I install and which ones should I ditch

Seasons, Generations, and University are the ones I'd say you should grab. The rest come to personal preference. Do you like magic shit in your Sims? Get Supernatural. Do you want dumb looking furniture and clothes? Get Sweet Treats.

I'd argue Ambitions trumps Uni by a landslide though mostly because the EA uni world is boring ass shit and science skill is wow it's fucking nothing.


Stuffpacks are completely optional, i suggest checking
carls-sims-3-guide.com/expansionpacks.php
on every expac/stuff pack to see if there's stuff you absolutely want.

Do remember that the game will run like shit if you install too much stuff and some like Island Paradise can really fuck the performance even if you dont play the world/have houseboats because EA.

For reference pic related is what im running my game with, runs quite smooth though i dont dare install anymore even though my PC was built earlier this year.

make one root folder and install everything there.

I would just install everything.. some mods and custom world require select packs.

Most decent custom worlds usually require Gen+Seasons and usually Late Night too.

If most expacs and/or crappy EA worlds for some palms and such shit the world is likely heap of shit anyway.

*ambitions and seasons, not gen meant tho:
Topcuck

I have:
Ambitions
Generations
Supernatural
Late Night
Pets
Into the Future
University Life
World Adventures

>tfw playing sims & having fun

Well I'll be fucked.


I saw this and was instantly reminded of the blacksploitation cartoon Snow White & the Seben Dwarfs.

Check the pic on the OP for a brief overview of all the exapnsions. Install Generations and Seasons first, as you will definitely need them. Then, while they're installing check out LGRs review on the expansions and see which one catches your eye.

do mods have expansion requirements?
I want futas, lolis and all kinds of lewd shit to my game

I believe if you want to do what the OP has for lewds, you will need to install the required xpacks from the OP.

The rest don't matter at all. Sims 3 is moderately well made to be plug and play.

They will all be in the game. The loading screen will just be whatever the most modern xpack is I think

some do, but they'll say exactly what they need. ie. kinkyworld just needs the base game. If you want bestiality, you need pets. If you want androids, you'll need into the future. But that base mod still works without them.

I just remembered, if you use the games4theworld pack, then the game may only be using up to 2gb to run. You can change this to 4gb and it may prevent the game from running even worse.

Go to whatever the install folder you chose was, usually
C:/Program Files/Electronic Arts/The Sims 3/Game/Bin

then open Sims3.ini, you'll see the line:
Just change the 2 to a 4 and leave all the zeros. The game should now utilize as much memory as a 32bit application can.

Decided to load up the world I was originally testing with kinkyworld installed, the Shaggin's house.
Dildo Shaggins put on some lesbian porn for a while to get the mail lady in the mood, and while he went to get food, she went to go play with herself in the bathroom.
Dildo took the opportunity to ask her for a woohoo, and she accepted!
Unfortunately, at the very same time, Granny Shaggins got home from work and decided to hop in the shower right before the two lovebirds went at it.
They seem nonplussed by the extra company.

Forgot the images, and also, it seems that granny shaggins decided to relieve herself of her own sexual tension whilst listening to the two making love next to the toilet broken by mail lady's fat ogre shit.

For some reason Dildo is sleep-masturbating while the mail lady reads a book on the sofa.

Mail Lady decided to fuck off in the middle of the night while both Dildo and Granny made their bed's sticky in their sleep. Next day, granny decided to watch porn until the maid arrived. The maid decided to join granny in watching a bit of lesbian smut, and Dildo decided to have a wild wank at the shitter. Shortly after, the maid went to grab some soup from the fridge and Granny's uncontrollable bladder ensured she would walk in on Dildo during his most private of moments, unless she has some sort of sixth sense for dick.

Dildo spent the day tending his garden, and after having fixed the broken shower decided he wanted some pancakes, but Granny decided she was going to jill herself on the kitchen table on top of the pancakes. This will not deter Dildo's insatiable appetite for pancakes, his hunger must be sated.

Granny finally made a friend of the maid after watching so much zoolover on tv. Shortly after Granny asked her to hang out, Lakisha Hooper wasted no time getting naked on Granny's bed to rub out some clam grease.

Dildo invites over the mail lady for some more woohoo teasing, while granny manages to score some hot latino maid action. Also, Dildo's dick is musical apparently.

Oh god her fucking face is broken.

Seems like Dildo just can't get enough love from the mail lady, so he decided to take matters into his own hands.

Actually, now it seems the maid wanted to give some action to the mail lady as Granny zoned out to the smut channel.
Now Dildo's lady friend is getting loosened up by the maid who decided fisting might be fun to try.
Fuck

Dildo has been cucked by the maid, now granny is getting down with the brown, and after numerous rejections to woohoo beyond teasing, the mail lady gave Dildo some flowers and left the date.
And the game froze. Fuck everything.

How can I get just the patch 1.67 somewhere?

I got the base game and currently downloading some of the expansion but I wont get mods to work without 1.67

also asking, after I've installed the expansions
Do I start the game from the base game or from one of the expansions to run everything installed so far?

Where did you get you copy of the game from? it should be included.

well I can upload the 1.67 patch to the share thread vola but it will take a good while since my upload sucks balls.

Turns out the game didn't freeze, but the window bugged out a little. A good reminder to save regularly.

Dildo baggins was invited to a party by his highschool sweetheart, meanwhile he's asked his current love interest out to the pool.
TURNS OUT SHE'S FUCKING OLD NOW.

The maid came, granny was randy and they decided to take things a step further with a little bit of hand action on the bed right after the maid lifted the couch because of insufficient funds to pay her.

Then I noticed this. Granny apparently wants to jump her grandson's bone.

Dildo woke up, and decided he was going to make some special goopy carbonara while sporting his permanent erection.
Meanwhile the ladies moved to the bathroom because Granny had to take a massive ogre shit, and she gets a nice show from her slutty maid as she masturbates in the shower, giving Granny a full view of the goods.

Forgot the pic of course.

I'd like a complete list of all of the mods used in the futa house, if that's not too much to ask.

I'm mainly interested in the mod that lets you see kids in school, but obviously I'd like all of the kinky mods as well.

the kids in school stuff is kinkyworld, just the patreon build you can find it on >>>/hgg/15750. Check the kinkyworld loverslab page for other mods such as skins and animations loverslab.com/topic/43249-sims3wip-kinkyworld-v026-updated-24-dec-2015/page-1. The futa stuff is a penis mod. cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/the-morphing-penis-default-replacement.html for the penis script. cmarnyc.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/penis-for-females.html for female benis.

Besides that, just a bunch of custom hair and clothing, which aren't important. I also run nraas overwatch, master controller, decensor, and story progression, but those also aren't necessary.

What exactly does it add of value? Other than 4 seasons?

Here's LGRs video on it for more of an overview.

the 4 seasons add a lot to the game. They keep things fresh in the day to day life. It's just one of those things that enhances the base game so much that you won't be able to play without it again. You also get holidays, which are paid time off work and your sim will have special holiday specific wishes that add some immersion. It also adds aliens

Question about Ambitions. Can you get rid of your own ghosts if any of your sims is a ghost hunget?

Do you get any reward for any of the jobs?

Well some how Dildo turned his goopy carbonara into a kitchen fire.
The maid slut is getting the fuck outta there before her cunt melts.

Oh wait, turns out she had a fire extinguisher safety tucked away up her ass, and she knows how to use it. Crisis averted, and with minimal charring of Dildo's hotdog.

FUCK
I saved the game and went to bed, now the game freezes a few seconds after resuming. This might be the end of the Shaggin's world.

alright, took all night but i got it.

Sims 3 1.67.2

volafile.io/get/efo6P3pWw66kp/Sims 3 1.67.2 Patch.rar

Remove kinky world then start the game again, play for a few then exit and reinstall kinky world.

The same shit happens to me every now and then and this is the only fix i came up with.

thanks
I downloaded the razor1911's Sims 3 and it had, for whatever reason, version 1.63 patch if i recall correctly

YOU GET ENRICHED, YOU GET ENRICHED AND YOU GET ENRICHED. ENRICHMENT FOR EVERYONE. Even the military supports this.


Seriously, how do I turn down the rape? Too much rape is a thing. Here is a photo with of 2 of the 5 serial rapists in my game. The police won't arrest them because they send a female officer every time and they lose the fight and surprisingly don't get raped afterwards.

Look in the settings, I think somewhere under service. There should be a rape rate setting or something like that.
Otherwise, get everyone /fit/

Yeah, the script errors are all for kinkyworld.
The one error I think only shows up because of:

The other one doesn't show a noticeable error, but I'm guessing that after all modules have been started is where it shits the bed.

I'll try uninstalling KW from the in-game menu before it freezes, if that fails I'll remove the stuff manually. I'm thinking this bug is related to the second most recent patreon build.

I played Sims once. I was stuck controlling some guy living with his mother. 8 minutes later the house was burned down and the bodies were lying in puddles of their own piss and shit. Never played again and I returned the game back to Blockbuster.

What I normally do and just remove everything with ONIKI on the packages folder start the game and if everything is fine save then exit and put the files back in.

Well I removed all the oniki files.
I guess that resets all the saved stats like woohoo level?

I must have fucked up in create-a-sim that gave him that permanent erection.

New version of KW is out.
And looks like new animations too.

Get them from the HGG thread

Just pirate it man, there is whacky fun to be had, but the amount of bugs that never got fixed and the absolute shit optimization on the base game PLUS the expansions isn't worth the asking price.
It's more fun to just see how fucking crazy scenarios can get or how situations will play out when you got some quality mods installed.
It sometimes gets spooky how true-to-life the game gets when you make a sim household based on your own.

Fuck
Trying to install the game for the third time
There is a torrent that's like 30 gigs and it includes the 1.67 patch but it's a RAR file and I dont have enough space for it ( yes my hard-drives are ancient )
I cant afford to buy a new one because I need to save money for rent
Where can I find a torrent with 1.67 patch and it would only be the base game? I already have all the expansion I need downloaded

Try checking kat.
If you're lucky you'll find a torrent without all the files in an archive, then you can just pick and choose what you download.
Maybe just save $60 for a 1TB hard drive?

I am gonna buy it next month when I get money but this month has just been a clusterfuck, broken headsets and shit, fml

What mods are you using for the porn channels on the tvs>?

loverslab.com/topic/53780-sims3-kinkyworld-tv-complete-guide-and-package/


Say AAAAAAAAAA

when I use this, the TV just shows what looks like a desktop opening a window

You have to actually make videos to put into it I think.
It gives a guide on how to do it.

ok

...

fixed

never mind, theres no option for vp6 under compression. Is this even needed to put in a video?

Oh SHIT, Granny just died from the excitement of inviting the maid slut to join her in watching lesbian porn.

What do?

Order some pizza

Granny's lesbian lover decides to leave after just having witnessed the timely demise of the old cunt. The lesbian porn still playing in the background as a grim reminder of their love affair.
Maybe Dildo will pick her up on the rebound.

Meanwhile, Dildo is completely devastated as he leaves to attend the party held by a nearby celebrity.

Holy shit, I started reading into how to revive sims or make their ghost playable, and it's fucking crazy as hell.
I didn't know the sims even had this kind of shit, fuck me.

...

Most experience I ever had with the sims was the first game and scouring the net for uncensor patches and nude clothing along with cheats to ruin every sim's day.
Consider me blown away.

Also this 309 build of KW is garbage, again it has broken my save by locking cpu usage to 50% while the game itself is frozen, and it's a pain in the ass to have all the woohoo stats reset if the only way to fix it is by removing the mod and re-adding it.

Get updated nerd we're at 311 310 had more shitty bugs but i think this build is fine so far

>>>/hgg/16058

Just saw the log of the new Kinky world update.

Now people can get pregnant by animals and give birth to humans that have features from the father.

Dog girls/cat girls confirmed? anyone tried it already?

The patreon build is usually the unstable beta build, your best bet for a clean game would be the public release and even I don't know how stable that is.

The fuck man?

I thought programs were supposed to be less buggy over time

I don't even understand how KW could make dicks vanish, that's added by entirely different mods.

...

I tested this out through many babies. The chance is really low, though it may be due to me not having the supernatural expansion.
They just have pointy ears, though I assume if I had supernatural, they would have fur on their body like werewolves (if they don't, that's a missed oppertunity).

If you want dog girls, then make some dog ears/ dog tails as accessories for a sim and send it to oniki with a suggestion to add them.

At least I feel better knowing I'm not the only one in to cuntboys

for the sims 3 there was a list of "essential mods" somewhere. Im looking for one that makes it so the game doesn't verify the dlc or something so you can play with pirated dlc.

Anybody know where i can find it?

Bamp

gdriv.es/s3g/ I'd guess?

those fucking japs i swear on me mum

ZASHUN!

After restarting the game, dicks are back for some reason.
Also Dildo is gonna try to finally score with the now aged-like-cheese mail lady before his milk curdles.

For now though, he was so aroused from eating delivery pizza that he decided to have a quick wank in front of the window walls.

I have SEVERAL concerns.

Are sims just inherently gay or something?
Like I should even have to ask.

The amount of niggers the game spawns no matter what is one of my main annoyances with this game.

I dont want to live near niggers in real life and i sure as hell dont want to live near them in the virtual.

why don't you purify your town and just lock them in your basement until they die?

Holla Forums house user returns
I couldn't really play over the weekend cuz reasons
also, this is probably gonna be a little less frequent since all the other houses and stuff are around now to occupy the time

Dragon Valley is still alive

1. Ever since the elfy turned masochist, the daily rape has improved the relations with Ghurza. She started asking for sex.


2. Remember the catgirl that got beaten by a child? Well, today she got beaten into submission by her mothers cat-dick. Wit the husband cheating on some elven hussy, and another elven hussy turning down all of her advances, she took her frustrations out on her daughters pussy.

3. Just because is asking for sex, doesn't mean Ghurza stops the raping.

How sid you miss the spawning part? If some are removed more will replace them and I don't think it will be possible to ever have zero.

...

There was something in NRAAs story progression that allowed you to control what kind of sims moved to your town.
I went through NRAAs to see if it had anything to help, and noticed there was a skintone adjuster that should've limited immigrating sims to whatever skin colour you wanted.
I tried to make it work, but I think I fucked it up somewhere. Maybe you could try?

do you haz the store fixes?

I don't think so

I will once I get my stuff sorted out in about about a few days.

welp, Holla Forums house is postponed for today

Well fuck

What version of kinkyworld are you using? Restarting didn't fix my permaflaccid dicks

the newest, although that doesn't say it will fix it for you since my sim actually has a permanently erect dick

which I haven't figured out why, guess he's just magical

Silly question, can you make a basement in your floating boat home?

Yeah but only 1 floor.

God damn it, I forgot what was happening when I saved the game last, and when it finally loaded, this is what I'm greeted with.

and almost immediately after resuming the game, it froze, and now I will have to remove kinky world, again

oniki is getting PAID for this, and still churns out broken shit, I'm going back to the forum build since that one didn't break the fucking game after every save

Silly goy, why bother making a functioning product when you get paid anyways?

I am almost 100% certain that the bug only happens when a sim is currently performing a kw action when the game loads, as the last time I saved and quit there was no kw stuff happening, and the game actually loaded properly.
It actually takes about a minute for kw to load AFTER the game is resumed, then when the kw version notification shows up is when shit bricks.

Does anyone have a Bane sim?

Trying to make a decent one sounds like it would be extremely painful

You're a big guy

and here we go, a new maid

and I swear that every sim is slowly becoming a vampire, what the fuck is going on here

its happening in my town. vampirism is spreading like wildfire.

I think master controller allows you to prevent that.

Time to hunt.

In other news, it's Dildo Shaggin's birthday! Coincidentally, it's the same day he earned his manhood.

He's been through some tough times, having been cucked by the mail lady with the maid, having a debilitating permanent erection that made going to the public pool awkward, losing his horndog Granny death by lesbian porn, followed by a temporary disappearing act by his penis, and having his potential love interest from the lab he works in rapidly cuck him in the presence of a vampire hipster, following her immediate conversion.

But our dear Dildo has finally become a man, with the help of his highschool sweetheart, Benni.
Who could ask for a more perfect birthday gift?

...

WAIT JUST A COTTON PICKIN' SECOND, VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE REFLECTIONS, SHE'S A FRAUD

What maps/worlds would you guys recommend? Both official and unofficial. I offer some old screenshots as payment.

Any premade sims based on girls from fiction I can Dl without getting a bunch of extra CC that I can populate my town with then fuck?

+

That said, I cleaned my saves, turned off kinky world, re-set everything, installed a bunch of new hairs and the Season expansion, updated to 3.11 and re-loaded my first game.

IT JUST WERKS!

That said, with the new hairs and expansion, I decided to re-work some of the sims. New Danielle and Freya.
I had them move in with Duke Nukem.
Danielle works at the library, Freya is an investigator, DOOK is in the miltary.
And Dukes sheer manliness gets the girls wet and ready to go skinny dipping with him.

Birthday boy, woooo.

The next day a stray dog decided to parade around in the house I forgot about this issue. While paparazzi keep showing up to freeze themselves on the steps outside.
The two lovedoves decided to bang out the new day in an interesting way.

They just keep going, like energizer rabbits.
Unfortunately, dildo is going to erupt like a geyser of piss at any moment.

Now even Benni has the need to pee, and she stinks up to high heaven.
They've been fucking so long it's already sunday night, a notification came up saying Benni had to leave to take care of things but they just wont stop fucking. They may be the first sims to ever die from woohoo exhaustion, or exploded bladder.

In unrelated news, the little elf witch got her sister preggo.
And now they skipped class and are banging in the headmasters office (who isn't in because she took the teacher she raped to the hospital to give birth to her baby).

Then they go to the proom room to dance and watch the Montes sisters go at it.

A truly degenerate school

Speaking of wet and ready. With Duke on the job protecting the planet, the girls get a bit lonely.
Yet both like staying in the house and chatting. I had to force them outside to go to the park a bit.

So the sisters warmed up to eachother (and Duke) and shared some sisterly love.

Freya also asked Duke to show her his dick. Danielle seems more reserved of the two.

Okay, I think they've finally sated their lust now that they have literally spent all day doing nothing but fucking.
This nigga's gotta piss like a russian race horse on steroids.

DAMN IT, ROUND 3.
It's monday now and he has to be to work in a few hours.
AND LOOK WHO DECIDED TO JOIN THE PARTY, IT'S GHOST GRANNY.

after just, so much fucking, they finally separated their pelvises long enough to complain how hungry they are.

Unfortunately, neither one of them could make it to the bathroom in time, and the urinated on the floor in sync.

I've been curious about University Life Apartments.

Can more than one household live in an apartment complex?

Fuck me. Cant find a base game with 1.67 patch
I'll never get this game to work…

the only one with the patch is fucking 30 gig .RAR and if I try to extract any patch from that shit my SSD fills to the brim

look for the gamesfortheworld one. And every base game comes with the 1.67 patch. Just open the launcher and let it patch itself. It doesn't need an official cd key to detect that the game is out of date and download a newer patch.

Wouldn't the last expansion update the game to 1.67?

...

check the vola

volafile.io/get/efo6P3pWw66kp/Sims 3 1.67.2 Patch.rar

Just get the base game and apply this patch

It wont download properly. It downloads with a speed of like 50-200kb/s and after it has downloaded like 1/5 of it I get a network error

Alright try this.
akamai.cdn.ea.com/eadownloads/u/f/sims/sims3/patches/TS3_1.67.2.0240xx_update.exe


For some reason all the good sims 3 torrents disappeared off kat, piratebay still has some good ones though with every expac and storeupdates/worlds

Yeah what happened to them? This thread made me want to play sims 3 again and now I can't find a good torrent, I downloaded one for tpb (R.G. Mechanics one), but I cant choose which expansions I want to install. Does anyone have a better torrent I dont want all of the expansions.

There's this one but it might take a while since low seeds

thepiratebay.org/torrent/11585151/The_Sims_3The_Complete_Collection_[FULL]Games4theworld_

The game is atrociously slow, even with just Seasons and Generations.
Fucking unplayable! I've tried deleting all the caches. I only have about 20 packages installed.
How come unoptimized shit like this can be released!?

Works on my machine

Thanks, it's actually downloading surprisingly fast, or at least faster than I expected.

Do you play with max graphic settings?
neoseeker.com/Articles/Games/Guides/sims3performance/
Good if a bit outdated "guide" how to properly set the options up though personally i have sim detail at high because low and even medium fucks up the clothing upon closer look.

I've looked through that guide too.
Maybe I should merge the packages as I've done before.

1) install gentoo
2) change the maximum memory usage in the Sims3.ini file to 4gb to delay crashes (it's at 2gb default)
3) move game files to a solid state drive to eliminate the disk I/O bottleneck
4) cap the application's framerate to eliminate microstuttering and gpu melting
5) whip yourself 20 times to atone for your sins to Maxis
if the moon is full and the planets are aligned, you may get the game to run properly

I'm curious as to what skins you guys use?

I can't decided between good ones.

Getting back into TS3 and am hyped.

Any must-have mods besides NRAAS?

I'll get kinkyworld later

Get a 4GB patcher and use an SSD. There will still be some stuttering here and there but it's much more playable. TS3 is still shittily optimized and your game will come to a grinding halt without 4GB enabled.

Only thing I really do other than NRAAS is turn on buydebug so I can make sickass tombs all day every day