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Saints Row?

The Saboteur.
The protagonist is really growing on me, this drunk Irish fuck.

Oh, i have yet to play that one.

I was insulted by it making the nudity fucking paid DLC but I suppose that was probably EA's doing

I know this game is from 2009, but christ am i fucking tired of seeing nazis portrayed as cartoon villains fucking everywhere. I mean Wolfenstein NWO was tons of fun if not totally ironic and lacking self-awareness of what reality is actually like but they hamfisted the nazi evilness in that game harder than anything in recent memory.

Deal with it friendo.

oh yeah because that isn't exactly what i've been doing this whole time

if i serve you a nice, tasty slice of pizza or cake with just a little smidge of steaming shit on top, you better eat that shit up and enjoy it, no complaining. Deal with it friendo, it's just a little shit, all the pizzas and cakes are made this way, no big deal, just ignore it :^)

With the rise of modern military shooters, I'd imagine Russians/Soviets or mudslimes to actually be more common by now, or at least relatively equal in measure.

Dealing with the good guys who lost getting smeared isn't gonna make you sick m8, it might just irritate you a bit.
If it's so god damn bad then go find another pizza to eat.

I think that's forgivable just because it's Wolfenstein. It's the original kill all the Nazis because they're Nazis game series.
Personally I think it gives them a lot of credit. The world they establish is totalitarian as fuck all but they built immense cities, bridges, a moon base, and cool robots. Sure it was Jew technology but that would have been (and was used in-game) to subvert a Nazi utopia anyways.

Yeah but where?

Dominos doesn't give me the kick it used to, and the Little Caesar's in my home town was infested with roaches, so no Little Caesar's ever.

Also Pizza Hut is disgusting, I'm pretty certain worldwide, and that p'zone thing they had for a while might've been good, but we can't have that anymore because. Papa John's is alright once in a while, but every time I go with anybody else we get in a fight like it's fucking cursed or some shit.

Gino and Joe's is fucking nowhere except CNY, unless I'm missing something.

If you live in Southern California there's Filippi's.
Otherwise just look around and find a local pizzeria, shit's delicious.

Come on, lad.

that is basically what modern warfare and subsequent CoDs did, it was essentially spetsnaz and shitskins you were shooting all the time.


you're not wrong, but it wasn't exactly a Nazi utopia, it was portrayed as a dystopia. They also greatly exaggerated things that were non-Nazi like covering everything in concrete, deaths camps, terrible consequences for wrongthink, etc. all that good stuff.

Having the nazis as the bad guys in itself isn't a problem, it's just fiction. it's how often and how hard they're pushed as extreme totalitarians that gets tiring, thats all. Having nazis as the bad guys is okay, especially for a wolfenstein game. having a bad guy who just so happens to be a nazi is also okay. it's just that it gets really old really fast when a game decides to retread the ancient trope of "nazis = pure evil, slaughter them all" as a cornerstone of the game.

papa murphys take and bake

Or the Chinese.
But god knows you can't alienate them, or you'll lose the market share. Please ignore the fact that the gov't suppresses western media in favor of domestic knockoffs.

On the other hand, given this company's other titles, there were only so many ways a game of theirs set in WW2 could really go down.
I mean, I wouldn't mind being a German spy blowing the fuck out of British bases and shit, but that wouldn't have the killer aesthetic, now would it?

You god damn absolute idjiot.

Nazis aren't misunderstood puppy dogs like you think get over your shitty ideologies.

As far as I know my little Cs Employs only hot women. Im afraid to go their and order food because Im afraid they are aware of the fact that I eat the pizza I order all by myself.

Wolfenstein the old blood had a few nazis that were depicted as actual human beings

or they are and you need to get over your shitty brainwashing.

works both ways faggot

That's not a bad idea. Now I feel even more retarded.

Most WW2 games would benefit from at least one Nazi that tries to help you or something. Or some random soldier that looks the other way.

why does that mangaka draw his characters like they're robots? their skin always looks like it's actually metal because of those "sheen" lines he draws on them. and look at that guy's fingers in the bottom panels, it looks like a segmented terminator hand or something.

STRANGE I TELL YOU

Kek a pollack just got triggered

fuck you now it's never coming out of my head

and reddit just posted, se it all on CNN

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you gave yourself away and i bet you don't know how

Goddamn-it.

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Almost bizarre

Holla Forums please go.

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How about you just read the thread.

What? I frequently tell women that I can eat a whole pizza in one sitting. Are you a metrosexual?

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What?
Why?
How is that working out for you?

He's building his own woman out of the cheese-calcified shits he's taking

Because it's manly pleb. As for how it works they generally don't care either way.

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you dirty pizza slut

ARE YOU ME???

I'm not surprised.

Kek fuck you "researchers"

We are all you

I've read identical threads a hundred times already.

Literally every country in world war 2 was full of complete shitheads and terrorists who spent most of their time burning civilians alive in between rapes.

Why do people even still give a shit about a war that happened 70 fucking years ago?

Because today's political climate is a direct result of said war, and the political climate is what gives cultural marxists the means with which to shit into YOUR favourite media.

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Losers are always evil, don't you know anything about history?

Tell me about The Saboteur, OP. All I know is the protagonist is an Irish in occupied Paris and that there are French cabarets.

WW2 and Soviet Union are directly responsible for the way the world is today. Remember: Berlin Wall only went down in 1989, and some of us oldfags were actually alive then.

Let's not forget creation of Israel, American colonialism (Venezula is basically a direct result of this shit), China becoming a world power (protip: don't move all your manufacturing into another country and then not progress into a post-industrialism)… and somehow, Africa is still a shithole. How the fuck is that even possible? At least India seems to be improving, and at a pretty decent pace too.

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It's like AssCreed with harder combat, guns, dated graphics, worse climbing and cars

Pretty comfy

Niggers.

Because Blacks and Abos are the only people on the planet that can't have a functioning society without Whites or Asians

Daggerfall is still a good game.

Fucking heathens, the lot of you.

The more visually interesting enemies are simply better. That's why faggots screaming for playable Helghast in Killzone are fucking retarded. It sure would be fun killing all those ISA dudes with their extremely interesting camo designs.

And while I haven't played the new Wolfenstein

What good is the player character when he's essentially shooting Military Man #31679? And that's not even touching on the fact that villains always make for more interesting characters.

I thought it was more like GTA than Assassin's Creed.
It's just GTA with climbing with a bitchin' aesthetic and setting.


It reminds me of Sleeping Dogs, just with a different setting and gimmick.

that explains sjws.

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Sage for no vydia

Also

This user gets it.

Back on topic, I'm not really a fan of full vidya nudity outside h-games anyway, but teasing is pretty good, especially in games with mage classes.
What games let me be a titty wizard?

What, do you mean a wizard that lets her tits flop around all the time?
Uh… modded Elder Scrolls? I'm sure you can download some cool wizard robes that are open at the titty area. Can't think of any regular games that let you do that, though.

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I was thinking more like Titty Ninjas except spells instead of ninjitsu.
Also, Bethesda games modded to the breaking point should just go without saying.

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thats how you can tell you dont have a point to make

Closest i can think of for specifically controllable magic-users dressed like complete sluts off-hand is Star Ocean 2 and 5, respectively.

I'd also like to mention Alicia from Rune Factory 2, even thought she's an NPC.

What about Americans, aside from Spec Ops: The Line and MGSV Ground Zeroes i can't think of any with them as the bad guys.
And people(mostly american conservative nutcases) reacted on a rather negative and childish manner towards SO:TL, it was rather generic and it's not some high art as some made it out to be, but it didn't deserve te hate either.

Moar checkerboard slut

>>>/tifa/233
S-Stick around on the board, if you don't mind…

I only know of Hyrule Warriors because of the fantastic titty witch. But I think you can play as her, too?

>>>/tifa/509

Say what you will about SFM porn, but I love it.

It's her lusty smile that seals the deal for me.
Contribute you faggot

The Jews started the war, poisoning societies and manipulating them through finance. Yes, the climate today is because of that war, but because we lost.

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It's bretty gud.

One of the few games besides Hitman where disguises are a central mechanic, but it's a bit too easy to just sprint through gunfire to do the objectives rather than try stealth. Still a damn fine GTA clone.

lol

To /tifa/ you dummy

Nice m8

I wonder these days how old the typical user's parents are?

People give birth so early as well as so late now-a-days that that probably doesn't matter much
tfw parents r ded

My parents are old enough now that I'm starting to mentally prepare myself for either some major health problem coming up or they die. My mom has already been through Breast Cancer and my Dad…well he's been too damn lucky so far…

Meanwhile here I am leeching of my Parents with no job

Fuck I feel like an asshole.

Let's not forget about the breadbasket of Africa being backstabbed by cowards, and left to be torn up by Soviet-backed ZANU and China-backed ZAPU.