The Rules Of Trump Club

The first rule of Trump Club is: Don’t believe anything the Leftstream Media reports about him.

The second rule of Trump Club is: DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING the Leftstream Media reports about him.

The third rule of Trump Club is: Check Trump’s Twitter for news about his Presidency. Bypass the leftoid gatekeepers.

The fourth rule of Trump Club is: Trust Trump’s instincts. He wrote “Art of the Deal’; understand he will do some deal-making as President that won’t mean selling his supporters down the river.

The fifth rule of Trump Club is: Don’t expect Trump to govern like a Democreep or a Recucklican. He is a Jacksonian paradigm shift.

The sixth rule of Trump Club is: Be patient. The man has enemies on all sides. The war for national sovereignty against the Globohomo Bathhouse Alliance won’t be won overnight.

The seventh rule of Trump Club is: Trust YOUR instincts, and stay loyal to Trump. The media wants to sow dissension within Trump’s ranks and among his supporters. Refuse to take their bait. This doesn’t mean criticizing Trump is off-limits, but abandoning him to the jackals every time he makes a trivial move that violates some arcane alt-tenet will betray you, not Trump, as the untrustworthy party.

The eighth rule of Trump Club is: This is our first term in Trump Club. We have to fight.

Very true OP. But at the same time it's important that we (his weaponized autism meme army) criticize him when needed to ensure that the ZOG doesn't isolate him and let Jared "666 5th ave" Kushner get in his ear

No worries 'ere m8.

This is what the next 4 years will look like,

There will always be a "Still Winning" narrative, no matter how bad things get.

First rule of Holla Forums
Never trust kikes and what kikes want.
Last rule of Holla Forums
We'll be right again.

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except when he puts 200k us troops in Syriraq and accidentally regime changes Assad and accidentally commits US to nation building and yfw u realize everything from Trump starting his run to right now was just to get you to support the occupation.

how long until shills claim Trump nuked every Syrian city with barrel bombs tied to orphans? Or will they just revert to sperging out about chess and cucks every thread?

Its almost sad how easy it was, ya know?

How long before chessfags learn we bombed Assad's airforce?

Also

top kek you sad faggots are hilarious

Ninth rule.

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7th rule is possibly the most important lately. The demoralization efforts from JIDF have been off the fucking charts lately.

Trump trusts Kushner, that means Trump is controlled by the globalists whether he realizes it or not.

He sure does fellow POL, and is in no way doing the thing he has been doing for decades and describes in great detail on his books no way

You forgot the 9th rule. Deny any and all Jewish connections despite them being right under your hook nose.

Now this is false flag posting.

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I like it when the kikes link to an NYT article about the inner workings of the administration and then call everyone shills.

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look up Kushner's brother. He was a Hillary donor, present at the anti-trump march

Pick one and only one.

also, Kushner is richer than Trump

That article was written before he was even on the security council.

Nice try. Neck yourself.

It's almost as if Jews control both the Democrat and Republican party's.

Nineth Rule: The Daily Stormer is written by retards.

sure thing fellow //Polonium

Trump is stupid because he did not first started building the fucking wall, deporting every illegal and force corporations to bring jobs back from shitholes. If he did that first, after he could nuke the fuck of syria and no one would say anything.

You didn't really refute my point but whatever, your journey threw the personality cult is most likely going to be a long one.

BUT

He had to act fast. Have some patience.

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Still figuring out how to post here?

And there's rule number 10.

you have no point

Reddit has the best threads.

This retarded cult of personality should be restricted to T_D. Trump will be judged according to his actions, is all.

Stay delusional.

In 4 years you'll still be shilling.

Go to bed Roissy

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Wtf I want to die for kikes now

That's a great closing line. Nice post, user, well done.

Oy vey! Sticking to your principles actually means you're betraying yourself goy!

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Let's get this out of the way first. It's probably not a surprise to you, but you have no credibility. Absolutely zero. It's why we don't believe you when you lie "He's a failure!"
Trump is doing great. What's not great is the message your owners are programming you with on a daily basis: you think he's failing when in reality he is _constantly_ winning (because he's the only one in the equation coming from a place of honesty.)
The "wrong" bit is that you'll never believe he's winning because of all the brainwashing to which you're constantly subjected, but he is winning. And the winning is on a massive scale that if you're under 40 you've never witnessed from a U.S. President before. But that doesn't change that fact that it's win after win after win after win after win, and he's only been in office for ~75 days or so.
So yea, you do have a long four brainwashed years ahead of you, because your programmers have constructed a reality that will never match up with reality, and therefore you will maintain this constant state of low-grade panic the whole eight years.