Anti-Elf thread

Why are elves so fucking intolerable?

No other fantasy race makes me want to genocide then utterly and completely.

Fuck I hate faggot Elves so goddamn much.

Kill them all

Insufferable faggots didn't understand why Tolkien's elves WEREN'T as perfect as they thought they were and wrote insufferable fucks.

There is only one solution to the elven question.

It's true that in Tolkein Elves weren't that great.

I'd say Númenor was a superior civilization.

OP is a dwarf, stay mad manlets

Elves are primitive faggots that at best rely on magic rather than technology, intelligence, or courage.

They are a race of degenerate hippie tree fucking faggots.

you humancucks are so pathetic

fucking faggot knife-eared cunts and their god damn cuteboy assholes.
Go back to fucking each other up the arse with tree branches you race of degenerate rune wankers.

Elves are teehugging hippie faggots

video games

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Summer has officially arrived.

female elves can be fuckable at times, but other than that
yeah
they're faggots

dwarves are stinky little cunts tho

An elf's only purpose is to hinder your progress with boring quests in order to gain their trust and get the plot device from them, or to backstab you when they show up as rogues.

Dwarves are cool tho. So long as they stay in their mountains/underground/wherever the fuck they come from.

Fucking kill yourself hippie faggot.

Elves are only useful as fucktoys

Enjoy your stagnant society and staph infections.

Elves are cute though

At least halflings aren't a one-dimensional race.

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Elves can be alright in some universes. If they aren't immortal, incredibly intelligent, better than humans in every way Mary Sues. My idea of a non faggy elf would be a somewhat longer lived race more attuned to magic, and desire peaceful lives where men are stronger and more ambitious/industrial.

This too.

i liked the night elves in warcraft 3, mostly because of illidan and because the rest of them were either amazons or violent hippies
they're shit everywhere else though

sauce on this mango?

Fairy >= Inchling > Human > Elf = Dwarf > Halfling > Goblin > Giant > Gnome >>>>> Orc > Troll > Ogre >>>>>>>>>>> Pig Orc

Boku no Newfriend Meshi

FAIRIES ARE A BEST.

A BEST.

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The only good fantasy is with humans and demans. Proof me wrong.

i prefer amazons and violent hippies

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Borrowers are parasites. They don't produce anything, they just live off the backs of other races because they are perfectly happy to live among rats and cockroaches.

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Human > Goblins > Animal Monster Races (ie: Lizardfolk) > Halflings > Giants > Dwarves = Orcs/Pig Orcs > Fairy > Troll > Elves > Ogre > Gnome

wew lad

Humans > Dogs > Everything Else

A man and his hand are the most pure bond in fiction.

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Marcille a cute
Elves are generally pretty gay though. Still better than orcs

Elves can go on crusades too.

I don't even care anymore. I'm so fucking tired of the same old "dorfs orcs elves and muh dragons" garbage. I'm not just talking about races either. The whole "fantasy" genre is so full of Tolkien that no one bothers thinking up interesting settings that aren't the same old medieval shit anymore.

No

Welcome to hell, Sisyphus.


You wanna hear an idea, user?

On the topic of elves, I kinda liked the variety in disciples 3. They were split between the royals which acted exactly like the elitist holier than thou shit elves we all know and love, and the barely controllable common elves which were murderous fucking pointy ear'd hillbillies with bows.

This is going to be great for my pathfinder campaign.

KNIFE EARS OUT!

Modern fantasy and Bronze Age a best. Remove dork ages from the premises.

Whoops, meant 2, 3 was a pile of shit.


I dislike that nips took elves and turned them into cow titted whores. Funny enough of all recent games, dark souls probably did elves best.

Nobody cares about your fantasyshit roleplaying thread. Elves aren't even real.

What does it mean


Amazonians need to be more represented in fantasy


Whats that one quote?
"It doesn't matter if an idea has been done before, only how original each new iteration is"
or something like that.
Anyways, I really believe that. Its a shame very game goes for same boring cut-out shit thats been done before.
I could forgive it if they maybe add great gameplay that was the focus of the game instead of the plot, but that rarely happens.

Right, elves aren't even human!

GAS THE ELVES

I'd never trust an elf. Flimsy dainty creatures but somehow survive for eons. We will unlock their secrets by force.

How does Dark Souls do elves? I didn't even know there were elves in that game

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TRIPS DEMAND IT, GAS THE ELVES

Don't think there are elves in Dark Souls.

I think that's the joke.

we need to go t h i c c e r

Dark Elves = Best Elves
Telvanni > Redoran > Indoril = Dres > Guarshit > N'wah > Hlaalu

Elves are for romance and sex, not genocide.

Fairies are great!


Rude. Inchlings are fully capable of taking care of themselves.

Hylians are humans with pointy ears.

Just kill me already.

I would keep one to rape because there’s no genetic compatibility.

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Holla Forums has been in the same vicious cycle for years and will continue to do so
this is what the people wanted
welcome to the tyranny of the majority
do not complain

Butthurt kike manlet detected.

Elves are the niggers of fantasy worlds.

i'm pretty sure hylians arn't stagnate hippies with a size complex.

hole fug

Hylians are actually humans with pointy ears.

That actually build civilization and live in cities.

HE A GOOD POINTY-EAR. HE WAS TRYING TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND.

Best thing about elf sex slaves is that they stay in loli range for like fifty years.

Please take good care of your girls.

Wood elves are pretty alright though.
Hard workers, build huts, respect nature.
Simple, but dedicated.
Dont rely on shit stolen from other races.
Rarely even use magic, preferring traditional weapons such as bows, spears, and staffs.

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What do you guys have against elves?
My Stepmother and my beloved step sister are both Dark elves and they are both great

I BEG OF YOU STOOOOOP THIS MADNESS
I see these threads with low quality discussion every fucking week
The same thread
The same porn
The same shitposting
The same images
The same .
The same waifu fa2gotry

Holla Forums need to wake.up and sto..pp this
STOP
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Normal elves are fine; dark elves a shit.

Your mom's a slut.

Innovation, son.

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Oh wow you guys sound like Templars, it's exactly that kind of rhetoric that led to the great purge where we lost 6 million Elves

i usually can't deal with dark fetishes like rape and torture.
but i can when elves are assulted

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this is what the people want
you are a minority now
you are no longer welcomed
this is what the market of society demands

This.
Elves deserve death.

elves are cute! CUTE!!!

Why live

I like you best