ZELDA TUMBLRINAS BTFO

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Yeh, because Nintendo really want a fucking hooker working for them and representing their company don't they?

We should start a campaign to make Metroid a boy. Seriously, think about it.

No reason at all. Why? Cough cough cackle cackle cough cough arf arf arf!

Sure.

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Thank you Aonuma for not giving them an inch.

It's because Link looked more feminine than usual.

Today is a good day.

Linkle and a rumor started on Neogaf that nu-zelda would have a playable female.

Let me repeat that in reddit formatting for you.

A rumor started on Neogaf said that Link would be female in the next Zelda.

Neogaffers believed said rumor.

Neogaffers got mad when the rumor was fake.

Why do people care so much about dumb shit like this?

I just want games to not be shit, who gives a fuck what gender the character is?

Please be even more obvious that this isn't about equal representation but the elimination of representation of men.

Another thinly veiled stormfag thread.

Reminds me of that shit fanart of Zelda as the main character in a LoZ game, and how the retard had a blurb where it mentions Link is a cowardly, retarded prince who can't do shit.
Good to know LoZ won't get fucked over by SJs any time soon.

I don't understand this logic.

For years all gamer girls parrot is;

Now, out of nowhere they have a problem with the series because Link isn't female?

What? Way to confirm you were never into the series in the first play, fake gamer girls.

LISTEN

THERE'S A WAY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

Make Link a busty futa.

Now you understand why we hate SJWs.
Best part is for the most part they don't even make sense.

It is this witch hunt mentality that makes it so one person started shouting and saying it is moral and right thing to do and rest catches up.

>>>/d/
>>>/vp/

And wasn't that fake rumor posted by someone claiming to be Emily Rodgers but WASN"T actually her.

So it was already dodgy from the start, and yet they chose to believe it.

What good would a female Link do anyway? Do people really need to identify with a female avatar that badly?

It feels like this whole female Link shit would never have happened if that "is Link female hoax from E3 2014" hadn't occurred.

DON'T MIND IF I DO >:DDD

Didn't St. Anita do a video about making blatant copypaste female versions of existing male characters? These Twitter warriors wouldn't be going against holy doctrine, would they?

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Good, fuck those pieces of shit. This doesn't change nintendo in my eyes, but still, good on them.

Here you go.
archive.is/BdkoO

Jesus christ it wasn't that hard to verify for yourself.

archive.is/bvxmZ

let's not get ahead of ourselves

Is there a source for this? For research purposes, of course.

I believe it was part of this female representation thing.
What is good about it I have no idea. They backed the idea by saying they need representation without saying why representation is good.

It also looks like they forgot about it and just wanted female Link.
Otherwise they wouldn't be mad right now as they already got linkle and most likely made nintendo create Zelda game in near future.

This is one of the better parts. In time SJWs were fighting to have each one represented in game as protagonist we were shitting on self-inserts.

archive.is/FQCYD
I found it and learned how to archive in time you wrote your post.

Heaven forbid that people are negative towards the irrationality of progressives.

Feel the shame entirely.

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NeoFAG and its Tumblrina masochist cucks can go burn in hell along with that pedophilic whore.

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Because Link embodies the Triforce of Courage, and men are more courageous than women.

Get out cuck

boy girl ganon
Hey that's a good idea. Can we get a drawfag to draw ganon as a tumblrite and start referring to trannies as ganon?

In the name of God don't you fucking dare keeping that idea and use it in the next game.

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That's a good webm.
We need multiple re-enactments of this movie all over the world.

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Apply yourself

You find it surprising that someone with get pics is retarded?

No this shit again.

You know what the sad thing is?

In 5 years or so, Nintendo will cave, either because they'll think these people are the majority of because Japan will be just as pozzed.

You mean that chick who worked as a prostitute while working for Nintendo ?,Speaking of which did anyone screencap that post from the user who actually paid to shag her ?. I really want to re-read that its comedy gold.

Nah, they might eventually make a Zelda game with Zelda as the MC which I don't really think anyone would mind but I don't see them ever turning Link into a female. There is literally no reason to and they know it.

gb2reddit

Someone did that? How did it go?

Holy fuck it's not just going to be fucking link again- IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE COPY PASTE ZELDA GAME.
I can't wait until the game where Zelda is the main will come out.

Links please, I like masturbating to that saucy slut.

Post treehouse semen demons

I upscaled your smug dog.

Just google okami on e621

Salty fags.

I don't think I'll ever understand why they're demanding a characters gender to be changed. Well, unless I become as shallow and insecure as them. In fact come to think of it, isn't that exactly what feeling entitled to something is? Thinking they deserve to have a character changed just because they want it?

Omar didn't kill enough fags

More like ugly

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD CAN BE BEATEN WITHOUT FINISHING THE STORY

archive.is/rokRw

mynintendonews.com/2016/06/15/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-can-be-beaten-without-finishing-the-story/

They also rejected the idea of making Zelda the main character.

They still have the thought of making a future game with her as the main.

I'm gonna guess there's going to be more than a few speedrunning categories made for this game.

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No they don't, they rejected the idea of her becoming the lead in any Zelda game.

[citation needed]

This is the rest of the text in the OP.
web.archive.org/web/20160614181040/http://www.please use archive.is/articles/why-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-wont-have-a-female-he/1100-6440862/

Guess I used the wrong archive.
archive.is/BdkoO

That chick on the far right is the semenest of demons. What's her name.

Fuck.
Well there goes something interesting for the Zelda series out the window.

Maybe they will have her star in a spinoff, that might work.

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weeeww

They never should have expected it in the first place, Linkle was just Omega Force making some more fap bait as they do.

These idiots think HW was dev'd by Nintendo, I bet they can't even remember the names of any games companies except for Sony and Nintendo.

Wouldn't that mean Link should have the Triforce of Wisdom, too?

i demand MORE salt

Do you understand now?

Not anymore.
5 years from now, the SJWs will be a much smaller but much more radical group that will most likely practice actual terrorism.
So, nintendo will not cave in because "giving in to terrorists is wrong (tm)", but they will need the FBI protection to release the next zelda.

Thank you based Japan.

Nintendo gave the OK to Linkle, at the very least
Omega Force can't just do whatever they want to Nintendo's precious cash cow

I wouldn't mind that. Could be really neat.

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?

I want to play a game where Link has been frozen by a spell by Ganon or something like that, the world has fallen into ruin because the hero is gone, and Zelda must save Link from the spell so they can restore the world.

you can't think of any keywords or phrases to google for?

I think he was refering to Rapp whoring herself

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It would be a lot more fun if they could, I want to see Link fight Lu Bu.

Why do these idiots exist?

Why don't you click on the other dozens of threads in the board?

(checked)

It's okay, they'll include this option for the western release, after some necessary censorship.

What movie?

I want underaged to leave.

Every time it comes up you always have people asking what it is. You'd think they would know by now just from lurking for like 20 minutes

this is the legacy of cuckchan

these people do this because they got used to getting somebody giving them the answer back on cuckchan because at some point the 'lurk moar' mentality was deemed obsolete by the same cancer that infests that place now ,so they come here during E3 because the site format is better and the shitposting more fun and expect the same rules to apply

give a fag the sauce and he'll be back tomorrow asking for moar , tell a fag to lurk moar and he'll eventually find the sauce himself ..well, either that or they'll fuck off back to cuckchan , either one suits me

this one is unlikely to be "copy paste", no matter what. They shook up the formula in a pretty big way, although that mostly means going back to The Legend of Zelda rather than "Another OOT", like some kind of fusion between the two with new features mixed in.

How come these people are unable to accept that Link is his own character and not an identity? Can't they at least entertain the thought of a game where Zelda is the main character. The story could be that Ganon decides to imprison Link before he can defeat him, leading to Zelda having to save him. That would be entirely reasonable and not bend over for some political agenda that these people want to be pushed.

Also, Linkle isn't Link, but a person who believes she is.

Gee the quality of this board is really Falling Down quickly.

I feel like what he meant by this was that making the player choose to play as Zelda and Link means they had no idea how Link would fit into the story as easily were it the other way around.

At least you were clever about it. Thanks!

This is shaping up to be one of the better E3s in recent memory. If for no other reason than all of the fucking salt. First South Park, now this.

/r/ South Park salt

Marketing stunt

Twitter got mad because how dare they violate the sanctitity of… mourning the loss of faggots.

I missed this. What happened?

The South Park trailer is problematic. ;_;

Meanwhile, in reality, South Park is just the same as South Park has always been.

Basically they are proving how SP is STILL necessary to bring up the insanity of the Current Year.

They already practice terrorism. Haven't you heard about the attacks that happened at rallies this political season?

Well shit, I'm impressed.

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Not even that, how about a story in the adult timeline where there is no link bloodline due to going back in time, and zelda is the only one who can stop whatever threat.

Heh. Is the Stick of Truth a good game?

Its good, nothing exceptional but it does feel like south park.

It's piss easy, but extremely funny.

Kill yourself, goober.

I actually like the idea of playing as a cute loli version of Link. But seeing this all asspain makes up for it.

Ebonics was a mistake

Fuck off, you furry scum.

Om Nom Numa knows the community that a actually plays the games would rather have a zelda/shiek game than Legend of Vagina: A Link with no Meaningful Change

If Link was a girl that would say "why isn't she black"
If Link was a black girl they would say "why is she not trans"
If Link were a black trans girl they would say "why is she able bodied" etc
They will never be happy.
And if they ever by some miracle get exactly what they wanted they complain about the offensive portrayal of a minority character.

what are the chances of the rusted Master Sword being literal and the true weapon of myth in this game is a bow?

It was a good call to make Link the most androgynous he's ever been. Girls like TLoZ because he's pretty

You'd have to look at the nipnip name for making assumptions like that.

Bring back bishounen.

The first one would be "she's just a man with boobs". Which I think happened with Linkle. Then the clothing would be problematic. Then her getting hit by enemies trivializes domestic violence. Then some random scene implies rape and promotes rape culture, etc.

You're absolutely right. It's a weird mindset, being perpetually offended.

Maybe a literal return of the Silver Arrows being the weapon necessary to defeat Ganon/Big Bad?

the subtitle is in romanji you dweeb.

Take away everything possible for them to be offended by and they'll just write it off under some exponentially vague and broad complaint like misogyny or [x]phobia

There's no winning with them or appeasing them, give an inch and they demand the rest of it before defecating all over it and saying they hated it anyways

I'd be happy if it could be a game where you play as a 6'10" Muscular Zelda with a Russian accent.

I miss my Giant Russian GF who called me tiny man

nothin wrong with it tbh fam smh

Capped for truth.

It's a method of gaining control. Ever worked in a company owned by a corporation? Representatives will roll in every few weeks and find something to criticize in your performance. The difference is that corporate has a clear stake in your performance; they're pushing you to perform at your best (hypothetically) to both your and their benefit. These people just want control for the sake of it.
As much as I hate them, EA has really done a very good job of dealing with these people. By using Bioware as a sacrificial lamb, they've wholly shielded themselves from these control-freaks. It's why bioware is still kicking; they'll kill it when these people lose their clout.

>no coop game where zelda and link can hold hands and go into an adventure

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ICO?

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More likely,
Or something like that.

They could've said Linkle, they could've asked for Zelda, but no, they just WANT and NEED Link to be a girl. What is this fucking SJW "link is a girl" meme even about?

Oh well, it's good to see that Nintendo at least doesn't pander to their dumbass shit since, surprise surprise, none of those whiny assholes even play games in the first place.

Never change Japen.

Sounds good
im still gonna finish the story though

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Sometimes I'd like to see Nintendo just go all out and obey to every single request people make, and see what abomination comes out of it, and how those same people who made the requests would react.

They are rapidly losing power. This is a death throe.

This zelda is going to be the gone home of action adventure games

(((Druckmann)))

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Considering Ganon is literally Kebab, it would immediately be assailed with complaints of whitewashing.

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NINTENDO LEAKS PROTAGONIST FOR NEXT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME

Female black gay muslim Link

would be nice

Alright.

"Let's build a better world."

allahu akbar

THIS

There are people who openly post on shit like facebook and youtube about going to 8ch the cancer is already here we are best to keep the old ways of forcing the cancer to adapt to our ways or die and fuck off back to halfchan

da fuck?

Link is a male character, they need to get over it

It looks like a parody and I have no doubt in my mind it's completely straight-faced.

I added "trans" to the list for you

I recognize that dick.

Out fucking standing

because it means they would finally have all the undeserved influence over the industry that they've always wanted. you've got the entitlement part correct. if one of the oldest companies around changes the gender on a character that's been around for 30 years simply because a bunch of cunts yell and scream about it on the internet while promising nothing in terms of extra sales or preserving a fanbase, they can pretty much get anything they want because of precedence. "Why isn't this character a girl? NINTENDO did it with LINK!" followed by a pr nightmare with some cucked lead dev coming out and saying they'll do it too. this also gives them leverage over nintendo to make link a girl in every zelda game down the line, because since it happened once, it must happen again.

it's a symbolic victory more than actually wanting a female link. most of these guys don't play games, let alone own a wii u

Kek,thanks man

Is this someone's actual vision of a Link? Drawfags don't sign their shit so I'm doubting whether this is a parody or not..

It doubt it was made on an imageboard, if that's what you're asking.

lmao
underrated post

It makes more sense to develop Zelda as a character though, considering we all know who Link is. They have not done much with Zelda up to this point character wise, so I WOULD rather just play as her compared to a female Link.

They do, on occasion. That said, there's plenty of other instances of people drawing Link as those things.

11/10

It isn't,the idea of a black muslim gay/trans Link was going around for long,especially on Tumblr.
It's a game of how many buzzwords we can stick to a thing to look more progressive.

I meant that someone somewhere unironically drew this shit and legitemately wants this in a zelda game

Yes. We know that they exist.

Yes. That thing came from tumblr.

Oh, probably, yeah. Tumblr has there own collection of "drawfags" who fit their broad community. They have several order of magnitude more faggotry than most any drawfag here.

Why do you think Ganon takes it from her in basically every game?

I remember seeing it on tumblrno bully some weeks ago with the artist being a smug cunt about drawing a female Muslim Link.

Last I recall they were blasted for it by a good number and praised for muh diversity by the rest.

They've been doing this for a couple years now. Last year they start saying that Link wasn't a character and therefor should just be replaced with a girl, which would be an improvement they say.

Whether or not you get bullied is directly dependent upon why you have a Tumblr.

It's legitimately the only social media I use whatsoever and initially I only started using it because my friend-group at the time was getting into it and I took the opportunity to laugh my ass off at crazy people on it, several friends from the group went rabid after using it and disowned me for starting to laugh at them in turn so now I mostly use it for passing around art that's good and still laughing my ass off at crazies with buddies I've made through it and the people in my old group that're still sane and were themselves disowned by crazy intolerants

Also porn but who doesn't use that site for porn

howfuckingnew.ru

Fair enough, but you deserve mild scorn for sticking around.
Me.

Summertime just started.

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Who the fuck is Emily Rodgers?

Someone who gets a small rumor right occasionally in-between a lot of shit she gets wrong so people take her word as gospel. Like, you come up with a sound argument as to why something is/isn't happening and all Emily Rodgers fans can counter with is "Emily Rodgers said otherwise". It's like with her rumor about a female Link or some of her rumors about the NX – because she was able to correctly guess about the new Paper Mario game (something a lot of us did without any 'insider info'), there's people who think everything she says is 100% fact.

WUT IF ZELDA WAS A GRILL AMIRITE GUYS? ::::::::::::::::::::::::)))))))))):):);;0:):):)::)00 KAWAI FAIS

Because in the trailer in 2014 Link looked a bit feminine according to MovieBob and other SJWs ran with that to fuel their dreams of

Found the shill

Because after the Tomodachi Life fiasco they now think they can force Nintendo to do whatever they want, and the Female Link fandom is the same bunch of spergs who thought Sheik was a separate person/headmate and a tranny, and bitched to no end when Smash killed their shitty fan theories. The Tomodachi incident was the beginning of the end.

They been at it for years, it seems like something always gets hold of the SJWs.

I actually missed the tomodachi incident, what happened?

Yeah, the Tomodachi Life incident was Nintendo's "blood in the water" moment where SJWs and feminists thought that they had an 'in' to manipulate Nintendo. They never said shit about Nintendo before that. Hopefully though, NOJ can hold out for a couple of more years since the silent majority are getting sick of the bullshit that the progressive left try to shovel and a Trump presidency would be sort of a 'beginning of the end' kind of moment for them.

I can understand ignoring a question but it just seems stupid that someone would actively complain about somebody asking it.
Especially since with all the effort spent complaining about it you could just answer the question.

Its not about amount of effort WE put in it, its about theirs. They either need to lurk moar or do a basic google search first

Is this your first day on imageboards?
Whatever the answer, here's some advice for you: lurk moar fgt

I doubt it. Usually controversies only affected NOA before without any major impact on NOJ, but that shit hit NOJ right where they live and even someone from over there actually had to reply to this meaningless bullshit. These idiots plan to give Japan a forced "sensitivity training" and there's no escape from it. Nintendo's fucked

Dude japan is its own entity.
Its like saying Sony Japan is the same as its American and European counterparts they understand their own market and kinda pick and chose what to market and hype in the Asian market if they need to.

What kinda makes it weirder is the whole NOA thing, they are so persistent on making Nintendo a super family friendly company as much as possible, while NOJ is going after their marketspace and generally knowing what their base wants and don't want.
While here in the west if its a published Nintendo game they have to do things to the game because it could hurt the Nintendo image and so on.

Either way Zelda looks cool, so might buy a NX because of it.

Spirit Tracks have them both going on an adventure
They hold hands at the end

I doubt it.

Sensitivity training can only happen in the west. In glorious nippon they only change if they need to catch a niche like a rare fish.

Why are companys this retarded when it comes to commie swine?
Just refuse to apologize and make up a bullshit excuse. Your loyal fanboys will defend your every move anyway.

Seems to mostly amount to "huh, the boys are into this, how can we make it about us?"

If you have had actual contact with girls who have yet to turn into women (which includes many girls who are old enough to be women, but haven't matured mentally), this behavior is super common.

Guys have their own version of this shit, like obsessing over virginity and MUH BROS, but it's not promoted by the media as some fucking moral necessity

Well, let's see, Link is a white, heterosexual man with blond hair that gets shit done and makes bitches moist.

Can you see why the leftists would want to fuck up such an iconic character? The goal here is destruction.

Hopefully they never will. Even more hopefully they'll round up their contingent of leftists and publicly hang them.

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That wasn't Emily, that was someone claiming to be her.

The PM thing was her though.

What's weird about NoA is that you would expect the people there working on translating games would have grown up with NES/SNES Nintendo games as kids while knowing about them being censored (or third party games being censored like Mortal Kombat) and experience flak about Nintendo's "kiddie" image back then.

Now if you knew that and got a NoA translator job, wouldn't you try to avert the "kiddie" flak they got and not censor things like Fatal Frame V or FE:Fates because those games aren't for kids in the first place?

Most of the public-facing people I've seen at Treehouse are younger than that. I grew up with Nintendo, but I'm 30. These people see to be younger. Not all of them, but that seems to be the culture.

ya sure about that user?

yeah this would work

XCX had shit localization but I don't really think it was pandering to anyone, just NOA being retarded.
The original game had Elma, a brown girl, as the main character. So if anything this is less pandering.
A stupid removal, but it was more THINK OF THE CHILDREN than sexism bullshit. Wouldn't tumblr ham planets who are convinced they're beautiful WANT the ability to choose gigantic breasts that they think they have in real life?
Just plain dumb, not malicious
Again, more of a THINK OF THE CHILDREN, SEX IS EVIL thing. A problem with america as a whole.

Hue.

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I don't think companies have figured out yet that the people complaining are an extremely vocal minority. I mean, look at Target for example – they lost around 10 billion in stock pandering to leftist extremists and they're still wondering what they got wrong since they listened to the SJWs who bitched and moaned on twitter.

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How much effort does it take to look up "alison rapp ed" on jewgle you fucking retarded niggers

sorry about the lateness but i fell asleep,but here`s the gist of it:

That`s pretty much the short condensed version,im not sure if its real or not but the post itself was fucking gold.

wasn't the breast-slider removal due to Nintendo being bullied by feminist?

I'm hoping Target becomes a cautionary tale for businesses on the consequences of pandering to SJWs.

I honestly don't know. I wasn't even aware of it as an issue until AFTER they removed it, and then it fucking exploded and people were blaming the removal on feminism. But it seemed like a non-issue prior to the removal.

That was more NOA trying to maintain a Disneyesque family friendly image while the rest of Nintendo just tries to appeal to everyone.

That's horrifying. And yet, very believable.

There are several accounts so far of companies pandering than getting hit. Don't these jews love money? Get their shit together.

And you just know they'd flip their shit if someone suggested making Zelda a guy.

Nintendo censorship has less to do with gender politics and more to do with ratings and family friendliness

I think all you need is one really big company/corporation falling apart due to pandering to SJWs for the rest to get the message.

I would agree, but this is about NOJ not Japan as a whole, and NOJ has been looking pretty desperate after the Tomodachi fiasco to try and make sure not to offend. They'll be like a stepping stone. FE and X will be the starting point. See

I might believe it.

For fuck's sake…

Let's hope EA decides to fill that position.

They're just virtue signaling. They don't give a shit whether Link is a girl or not, they just want people to see them fighting for what they think people think is the right thing.

I thought Japan loved Linkle? And of course the male demographic loved Linkle for the fanart? It's true though that SJWs and feminists like Anita or the Mary Sue bashed Linkle and weren't satisfied.

If they had actually gone through with female link, it will just give them more fanart and they will probably get asshurt over that and they will be asshurt that male Link would still be an option.

I'm aware. Doesn't mean they'd flip their shit any less for whatever made up ism is popular that week if a female character got turned into a male.

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What happened with Target? I somehow missed it.

I now have a sudden urge to eat gryphon.

Have any of you actually seen a prostitute before?

I think he's talking about that thing where Targets in Australia banned the sale of GTA because a bunch of whiny feminists made an online petition complaining about how the game encourages violence against women.

Where were you when God sent us the perfect woman?

Pandered to SJWs and transsexuals by making their bathrooms gender neutral. The silent majority spoke up by making Target lose billions of dollars.

I like how your image got swapped to a correct one

Stop

for once Holla Forums's fuckups make sense

I was disappointed to open the image and have it turn into some 3DPD bitch

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KEK

Do you have the screencap of some prostitute website where they are telling their experiences with customers and one of them talks about a fat user with a big dick who made her banepost?

Shaking my dick, honestly?

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Stop it user I don't wanna wait for this shit

I seriously hope you're not making up these ideas and that they're from a game trailer you saw

Please don't be lying.

that's how I'd fast-travel if true.

Good on Nintendo Ltd. Fuck the whiners.

That being said I'd love a LoZ Gaiden: Girls edition with lolis of course.

If Link can be anything why not make him into a blatantly offensive racist caricature?

We have plenty of female characters already in gaming one of which is even a version of Link yet there's no extremely racist caricatures in leading roles this needs to be fixed it's 2016

everytime

Because Nintendo want the children as much Allison Rapp do, they just don't advertise it. Miyamoto and Iwata used to love sitting school children on their laps at the local onsen.

I don't see anything wrong with this, not like they're fondling with the kids or some shit. have you never sat on santa's lap during christmas?

Sides

this?

You know that everyone is naked in an onsen, right?

I didn't know what an onsen is

gas the gooks

An onsen is a hotspring where men and women are traditionally separated because it's for bathing. There are some mixed bathing onsens, but traditionally CHILDREN ARE NOT PERMITTED into an onsen, and I was implying they were doing more than just washing themselves with all those kids around.

Yes

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I remember John Cleese said when being interviewed about comedy being suppressed by the politically correct movement, he quoted Robert Skinner saying "If people can't control their own emotions then they have to start trying to control other people's behavior.".
I think that point still reigns true. If these people honestly do have these stark over reactions to small or usually insignificant things like this and seek only to yell and get angrier until they get their way, they probably have more issues that just gender dysphoria or depression. Its fair to say people can be like this but to constantly live in this state is mentally unhealthy and equal to social suicide. They're going to push people around and people are going to get angry, fact the recent light push back by some people is probably part of that.

God dammit. I need to fucking move already.

Cleese also said that the reason Monty Python never made any jokes about Muslims is because they'll "fucking kill you." Which is true.

HIS GAME
HIS RULES

That never actually happened, it was just a funny green text story someone made up when people started finding out she was a whore.

Falling Down. It's Holla Forums the movie.

I guess you didn't see the Berserk salt yet. The Berserk game trailer is literally nothing else than Caska getting raped. The libshits sure hated that one.

Examples of salt?

Got chu, user.

I think I need to see this fucking trailer, I've been to busy to pay attention to E3 this year and I miss this

The Legend of Zelda is one of the few franchises people who don't play games would know

Isn't she married, won't her husband be angry with her about this?(Provided that is her)

See for SJWs, it was never about having more options for the game, it was about it being exactly the way they want it.

Her husband is a giant cuck and an escort himself.

I got you, fam

She made him her's bitch so I doubt he cares. This is the man that out-cucked Anthony fuckin Burch.

Poor Burch, can't even be Cucked Right.

Dudes here were seriously debating whether or not Jake Rapp was Burch-tier, if not worse.

She's whoring out her nu-male hubby as a gay escort. He doesn't care.

IIRC She convinced him to be a gay hooker. It's clear he doesn't like it.

Most cucks don't but he knows he's fucked both literally and figuratively.

He's in a domestic abusive relationship and there's ain't a thing he can do.

Cheers bruv

He could leave or her could hit her.

Oh my dear lord. Certain key words gave away their hipster faces
Fuck you user, no offense. But that was fucking hipster overload you threw out there. Jesus, the fucking rape scene wasn't even the most offensive thing seen in the manga either.

Are you guys for real?
Because that is beyond beta, I think we may need a new word if that is true

I'm surprised that vegans haven't complain about the hunting and cooking in the game.

We have an entire Greek alphabet.

Great . . . sounds like it might be another 5-10 before change starts happening.

He would get raped one last time in court and be in the [JUST FUCK ME UP CLUB].

Fuck, fucking Fucked. That is him.

Oh my sweet, precious user. That was the literal tip in a salty iceberg of buthurt.

Yes: archive.is/d3qyp

I know that user. I glad you didn't show the rest of it. Just meant you threw a splash page worth instead of like 5-ish. Still a overload enough to be cringe. Rage wise though a person would have to go deep into it. haven't felt really fucking angry in awhile so this is a good time to rage.

There's no point on female Link.

But an actual Zelda game could actually be nice.

The media companies control the SJW's, and the government controls the media.

Corporations don't want to get in the way of government agendas.

welp, I did it

I get the significance of this in the manga, but who in their right mind thought this was a good idea for a teaser for an upcoming game? I mean, is the game going to be about Griffith tentacle-raping bitches all day? On one hand the salt is delicious, but it really does make it look like an ad for a hentai game.

Are you retarded by any chance? I was in that thread and the user who wrote that story made it up as a joke. The whole point of it was to make fun of how bad of a prostitute Rapp was because all her reviews gotten two stars.

Also
This is how myths and rumors begin and then turn into shitty internet memes,

Dear lord you're fucking new. Regardless of your own pathetic opinion, that very scene was a turning point for the whole world itself. That scene not only brings to mind Caskas rape, but
All this shit is brought up from that scene alone and there is no reason to bitch about it.

Kindly kill yourself.

Wait!, she is actually a prostitute?

nice

Yes, she's an actual prostitute.

encyclopediadramatica.se/Alison_Rapp

Read the fucking page, mate.

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I'm surprised that the cops haven't done a sting operation to nab her, it would be so easy.

Dear lord you're fucking presumptuous. I know all that, I meant that from a marketing standpoint where this teaser was made in mind to be shown to fags at E3. To a bunch of Berserk fans it's alright since everyone's familiar with Casca's rape and much more fucked up things happen all the time in the manga, even Guts himself even assraped as a kid, after all. However, when your intention is to advertise your game in public to a bunch of people who are either not fans or only have passing familiarity with the franchise, this seems really risky especially since norps tend to be very squicky about rape when just showing something as inoffensive as a dude in armor with a sword the size of a small car would have worked just as well but for less risk of negative attention or some kind of PR backfire.

Bruhh I really need to browse more, If I lived in Seattle I'd solicit her services.

You're not a marketer, so SHUT THE FUCK UP. Berserk is not your WHOA DUDE WEED SO COOL LOLOLOL manga series. Berserk is a niche manga series with a very small following, so rather than try to appeal to a bunch of fags who are just going to shit on it anyway, they were like "LET'S GET THE BERSERK FANBOYS AWARE OF THIS" and they used the best kind of raid to get dudebros like you to fuck off.

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I guess I don't live that far away

For me, personally, there's two things wrong with that. One is that it means giving her a minimum of $250 for an hour. Two is that FE Fates' localization didn't affect me, I don't buy Nintendo products and I haven't for 10 years, I just show up in Nintendo threads to shit on the fucked up people who work for Nintendo and enjoy all the bants that go back and forth when the NIDF show up; I think they're starting to die out though, so there's less salt but more laughs at Allison Rapp's expense.

Tough.
And you're not an SJW, so you can't criticize their politics and worldview. You're also not a chef, so you can't complain when your sandwich tastes like shit. etc. etc.
It's not nearly as small as you seem to think; I'm willing to bet that there's been a swell of Souls fanboys who have started reading because "it's just like muh Souls!" and they just announced the very teaser we're talking about at a widely publicized event with a trailer that got the attention of everyone in the SocJus camp.
Sure, of course I am.

I'm not attacking Berserk you defensive mongoloid, please refuse the urge to chimp out like a nigger on PCP.

Uhh, hello? I'm sorry, but how do you justify making this statement? Based on the idea that "he posts on Holla Forums, so he has no job?" Cause that's dumb, and you should feel dumb for making that jump to conclusion. You are like the crippled guy from Office Space, enjoy your jump to conclusions mat.

You literally just finished jumping to conclusions that the other guy wasn't a marketer.

Because he's talking from a market perspective like he knows what he's talking about, while clearly showing he doesn't. Meanwhile I'm not talking about techniques like how to make fucking filet mignon or crème brûlée. Nor did I ask for him to get his boyfriend to respond for him.

Sorry, next time I'll be more mindful and use your correct pronouns too.

Of course I don't understand the marketing perspective you tard, that's why questioned the use of it in the first place. Unless you actually think terms like "franchise", "PR" and "backfire" are marketing technical lingo, which they're not.
You've either completely missed the point, or you're so fucking autistic that you took an obvious throwaway example of flawed logic as a serious accusation.

Someone is a little over sensitive.

Post more Pusheen.

No, you're missing the point. He's saying "WELL YOU CAN'T SAY HE'S NOT A MARKETER EITHER" and I'm pointing out to him where comparing the one to the other is wrong, considering we're talking about your missing the point of them marketing the series the way they did.

Seriously, if you're one of those "Griffith did nothing wrong" fags, then I want you to step off a curb in front of a bus on a cold rainy night. Because fuck you. The whole point of using the Eclipse scene that they used is to invoke the same feelings of bestial rage that Guts felt. It's a really compelling way to get fans of the series to want the product, that they wouldn't shy away from that including that part of the franchise, one, and two that we'll get a satisfying way to beat the fuck down on Femto the faggot. It's called HYPE.

They want you to identify with the feelings you SHOULD have felt when reading Berserk. If you didn't feel them, and you thought Griffith was in the right, then yeah you need to die. Not even a joke, you are filth.

But for people who aren't faggots and don't tuck their cock and balls and don't dye their hair rainbow colours, we actually really liked that teaser, it was a good way to show people "yeah, we're going there, this isn't going to be another half-assed game, this is Berserk."

Nah he was pretty based and I would've done the same

You are dead to me.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Berserk really draws in the worst kind of hipster cunts these days.

Oy cunt, ye can't trigger me.

Nah he should cure Casca, Marry Farnese ,keep Schierke as his personal Onahole and Then start another Mercenary Band (Because he's gonna need and Army to defeat Griffith)

You got that all backwards, man.

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The guy has made more than enough money to live freely as he chooses for the rest of his days while a merc, he chooses to continue being a merc. Anyway, I have a thing for short girls.

user. Berserk is niche as fuck. You know how it shows they're fucking hipsters? That rape scene is not even the most offensive thing that has happened in berserk. Maybe top 3 at most. If they wanted to go full edge on the reveal with half the meta, than showing guts angry surrounded by fire and than having multiple fetuses latched onto his body would of done it. That scene is important because it's a key turning point in the series.

I respect you

Agreed there is a lot more messed up stuff(I'm not complaining)
here are a few off the top off my head
Gut's being forced to cut down countless kid "elves", The Kushan's designated rape farms for making more troops and The troll rape dungeon

Are you kidding, they should have just posted a still image of Slan and just ran with that if they just wanted to give tumblrettes conniptions.

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Why are these retards so obsessed with changing the sex and race of fictional characters? Is it really that important that the author/creator panders directly to tokenism? Why must Samus be transgender? Why does Link need to be a girl? Why is Tewi such a NIGGER!?

Because it makes them feel like revolutionaries and they're scared of being losers so they want to think they're going to be the next MLK or Malcolm X or some shit by doing retarded shit like this. They want to be white knights fighting "the man", "teh oppreshunz" and "muh soggy knees" in honor of their oppressed kings, queens and "xkweengz". Saddest thing is that while a large number of these types are dumb kids and teens, a good portion of them and the most vocal are in their fucking 30s like the infamous Movieblob, Andrew Dobson or other Deviantart/tumblr rejects.

webm related.

Because, Virtue Signaling.
It's fighting buzzword with buzzword that triggers them because it shows and exposes that the only reason they go about their shit is to promote how much of a virtuous person they are to others, seek compliments and other shit, and just feel better about themselves by dragging other games and shit down.

FFXIII and its tiny chested emo heroine are complete shit and Square needs to die off. Everything else is golden and wonderful though. Thanks for the webm.