Magmadivers

Oh, I don't know anything. I'm just hoping 'cause I was rooting for Jon so hard and haven't given up hope.

Well...they're cute too. And the two make a great combo.

good shit boo

I dropped my phone and now it's a tiny bit bent and the camera still isn't fixed.

Super cute yes.

._.
huuuuh?

which JRPG?

Well I am a manly man!
so you should not doubt.

Do they? Why's that.

Yush!

I will always root a toot for jonjon!
Meanies of the wall!
FIRE AND BLOOD

They're gone now

Xenogears. I grinded...ground...whatever'd for hours to buy a super rare and expensive item, then just stopped. I'd better complete the game or all that work will have been for naught.

Their flavors just mix very well. It's difficult to explain, but get them together and they're amazing!

Jon, Tyrion, and Danny should establish a democracy and retire to Dorne for fun and sun.

I'll try it out sometime, just to taste the kiwi.

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

Good
:3
*pokes you*

Ah, that old one :)
complete the game!

No. I'm posting a cute vag that I just webm'ed up. I may have to redo it though. It could be pixelated.

hello ?

As long as you're not allergic, you won't regret it! And even if you are, you'll die with tasty kiwi in your mouth.

Booo. I hear book Stannis is cool, but show Stannis is a douche canoe.

Old but good. I love PS1 games! They have a gritty charm and I grew up with them.

-_____-

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scoot likes drakeposting because he has good taste

His revival's coming soon, babe
Just you wait

lmao i thought that was grim at first

You're smart enough to put a $3,000 gaming computer together!

Why not jerk off and record yourself?

What makes you a manly man? Do you want to be our Alpha male?

Hey Jackson

I choose to believe all Britons sleep in UK-styled blankets and on a Union Jack pillow

lel

...

For fun and orgies?

Kinda hoped it would be an epic doot.

Oh yeah. You are right about that. -Hugs-

they sleep on the floor
their designated muslim bull gets the bed

My quilt is the Queen,

I did once :D

Well i'm offering you an apology. You can choose to accept it or not.

Fair, fair.
I have no allergies, so I can eat anything you bake or cook!

Not entertaining to me.

He's a joik! :p

Probably. Everyone's so horny in Westeros. It's like here but with dragons.

:D

Did you feel like a real Britbong?

Same. I'll make ya a strawberry cobbler.

how is this one going so far?

any mentions of the Zohar?

its not my fault I am in heat.

nope

it's not that.

ehh well I can do like 3 push-ups.
and I can run fast so I am alpha

compare

it was the worst timing. I just finished it and now I'mma post a comparison to see which one i like the most.

Literally me a while ago, but then I remembered.
youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

gimme!
:O

Not yet. The cool thing about 'Gears is that that stuff doesn't get revealed until well into the game. There's mystery and suspense.

It's ok. Nothing wrong with a healthy sex drive. It's only a problem if you're Lannistering your sister.

I don't care about that! I want piggies or kitties!

fine. this is the second newest webm. I pulled it from another webm just a little earlier today.

Almost, my 1/4 Welsh heritage will never leave me

cutepost.jpg
I'll always try and rember the happy day

Also didn't know Monty Python went as far as Finland

Season 2 comes out in October, you can wait until then right? :c

Luka
Who is that luscious beauty you are posting

What's that, hun?

Do Welsh stuff!

oh wow they even got this gem

any kewl robutts?
:3
pew pew~

it's already out though? your'e able to make a season one folder?

oh? innocent lil ole: Galko-chan?

how do i tell my friend who is absolute shit at dota that him making a smurf will not be a good idea when he feeds in 1k mmr games

Maybe he does better at 250 mmr.

mISSISSIPPI?

Same, can't give up on it.
Don't think so lowly of Monty Python, he's pretty well known.
Also I may be biased towards British humour with shows like Blackadder, Little Britain, Peep Show and some others that I can't think of currently, probably some Australian ones there too.

I like how thick she is

I dunno.. have you seen the language?

Yeah, I am :3

creepy af

He picks aggressive ganking heroes and stays in the jungle for 20 minutes thinking he contributes

Poor baby. Still cute though.

More like *punch clank!*

Exactly.

She looks like shes telling someone they have a small penis.

natural body types in anime! ^_^

......Let him play League instead?
No. Maybe Heroes of the Storm.

What's a Strawberry Gobbler, Sabs?

Want to scissor?

youtube.com/watch?v=E3m-XH1Kij0

As a matter of fact, yes!

:^)

nope
she only talking about normal teenage life issues!

wanna listen to a xeno sag ost?

i never pressed enter lmao

A joik (also spelled yoik), luohti, vuolle, leu'dd, or juoiggus is a traditional Sami form of song. Originally, joik referred to only one of several Sami singing styles, but in English the word is often used to refer to all types of traditional Sami singing.

i choose to remain indifferent
boo policy

But that is an issue a teenager would have.

no
she innocent!

u cant speak for her! hmph... u didn't watch her in anime! >_

A fucken plus

She looks like a sex machine to me though.

the only point of his existence is to reinforce the idea of azor ahai and get the red lady to jon snow for the inevitable resurrection

you should actually watch it
:)

the episodes are like less than 10 minutes each!

Eww, get mind out gutter

...

My mind is the gutter.

All I think about are lewd things and nothing else.

What do I do ?

sup

use brains and logic

instead of hor mone nal urges

think! uh... about their lives and real stuffs instead of... uh, ur internals and desire

I'll watch it with you

Why you gotta ruin the show like that?

But my dick is gonna fill every hole by the end of my life.

i enjoyed it.
yeah, it's worth watching again.
:)

self control.

Fair enough.

Beef cheek tacos, black bean paste, and a side of spinach

Shit is fucking fire fam

Whats that ?

fucking lonely

i mean it it seems really obvious to me. i mean they set up this entire thing with bringing people back to life. jon snow is vowed to be at the wall till death. the red lady is right fucking there. i mean if he were to come back then he would no longer have to follow the vows of the nights watch (not that he was). it aligns so perfectly that he might just twist it and leave him dead to fuck with expectations. i dont think he is azhor ahai

regardless i wouldnt expect a big good vs. evil thing at the end. george rr martin hates lord of the ring because of that

fite me

Something important.

Foddamnit, now I'm hungry.

Aiite let's do it when I'm home

youtu.be/XfhmG_9ZqAs?t=56s

Galko teaches!

I think I am still on season 3.

My rage is beyond your control.

hurry up

....WHAT
That's gotta be fake. Please.

[Attention PLS]

...

don't rage

I can't be arsed.

errrrrrrrmmmmmmmm

i feel the same way towards the book. im about halfway through. though i have a new t-rex bookmark so im ready to party

NEW THREAD

I need more attention or I'll die! uguu

become stronger than ur rage

wait there's people who don't orgasm every 10 seconds??!

If you ever have the chance you should try beef cheek meat
Its so tender, a good balance of lean and fat

;~;

I can make you orgasm every 10 seconds!

I'll turn my hate and rage into power.

reactions like that probably torment the guy more than the condition itself

Hey Kroni
Sup fam

:ban kroni:

ban the spammer.,

I never do the fancy foods.

Quite possibly.
Some would kill for a curse like that.

wew field trip to /lewd/ time
lets get going guys

I am a free soul Fortune

Fucking idiot

Calm down there Subtle lmao

you guys are embarrassingly stupid

later

go super saiyen

I'll count that as reply.

baited

It was just boo
For real

ERIN

IT'S SUPER SAIYAN YOU DOLT

KYS

At least I'm not depressed or cut myself

Erin ;~;

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this com is a legit reason to be depressed tbh

at least im not dating a fat mexican i call my gf

who are you dating

I'll be blue and red like goku

Should I get drunk today?

I want to kiss subtle in the tummy

god saiyen super duper ultra saiyen

Do you ever not?

I giggled irl

I've been like sober for a week
Been working nonstop

I managed to have it put in the lease on my flat that as well as the flat I get this whole bag of little green army guys

I assure you I am not depressed

Save it for when you can do it with some other peeps

Ahh, makes sense.

Bonus!

Hot damn, I've got firecrackers and a sandbox.
Want to play?

NEET lyf

it's okay I suppose, there isn't any of the best guy, the one with the binoculars, but there is loads of the guy with the bazooka, he's the second best

...

sure

I just put them places around the house to weird out visitors

what will you do with them

I never had any of those guys.
I had to use my stuffed dolls for mock battles.

place them by the windows to deter intruders

how much is shipping? I could mail you a handful

Minesweeper guy was rad though.

paint them

yay?

oh, I get money in like 45 minutes.

I was gonna buy myself this nice sweater, but I think instead, I'll just get myself a hundred benzos and a lamp for the table.

I could easily get them, methinks.
Shipping is surprisnly cheap, but not THAT cheap.

reasonable.

I have been eating a salad or two everyday ever since I joked about being a vegetarian

Jesus I'm such a faggot

But that won't be till next week!!
Get drunk with me you faggot

Your eyes look weird irl tho ngl
Where you high when you took that pic?

or blue contact lenses

idk

could def go some benzos and wine tbh.

That's actually a pretty damn great idea.

Thats me

Why?

I'm a vegetarian and I haven't eaten a salad for like 10 years

vegetarian doesn't mean you have to eat salad dummy

If you can't hang in til then, you might have a problem ^^
Not into that drinking alone lyfe, sorry

You expect creativity from him?
And he just posted him eating steak.

get the benzos but be careful please

I just eat cheese all the time

it's tasty

I like benzos cause I like sleep

my doctor won't give me a constant zopiclone script, just a week at a time

so I gotta buy benzos instead

...

*pets*

what are you thinking about today irl?

although if there is any word on either of those hookups scoot, I would totes prefer those

Well, never heard "too much cheese is bad"
As long as it's not too fat.

I have some weird metabolic thing where I can't put on weight, so my diet doesn't really matter too much

...

bored

I shall let you know if/when I can get them. I can keep my ears peeled either way.
Bad times erin.
Gotta do whatcha gotta do.
I've nearly gone the month without boozahol.

the fat theyve told us was so bad for years is ACTUALLY good for us

Videogames and people

tell me about video games.

Hah, same here.
I can't lose weight either, which is probably good.
Because Fort's a skeleton.

No Scoot. No.

schweet 👍

well done, feelin healthy?

I still have 2 zolpis left, gonna need them for tomorrow night cause I got a work capability assessment in Ayr early Tuesday morning

Dont be stupid Erin
Buy nice clothes
When you dress nice irl it makes you feel like less of a degenerate tbh
Take it from me
Dont get me wrong drugs are fun but I'd rather buy things that you can reuse and not just take once

Why not?
Its good for you isn't it?
Besides there's always Spinach and Watercress here so might as well pack a salad for lunch

Im not seriously gonna be a vegetarian
Fuck that I'm not a faggot
I love me some steak and chicken
I just have been eating a little healthier now just cause I guess

I'm just bored and everyone else is either working or busy
I might as well drink

Lol

Yearly reminder that it's still there somewhere.

food.ndtv.com/opinions/big-fat-surprise-butter-and-cheese-are-not-bad-for-you-695675

Feelin a little better I suppose. Ive been more productive so its a positive heh
and oh? whasts that?

coming 2077

Then get fucked up, idk

...But two?

apt

I don't feel like a degenerate

stop assuming I don't feel good about myself

Mr. Anthony "spent his entire twenties in some premature midlife crisis" Soto

I like playing them with my friends.

good.

it's where I have to go to a meeting to assess how disabled I am so they won't stop my benefits

where are your freinds now? ;~;

I'm starting to feel like that.

Fucking tories -_-

I made everyone take a small break so they are probably watching tv or something.

Those snickers commercials said they still great hunger.

they lied.

lol

the work capability assessments are well documented for their decision turning out to be wrong in over 50% of cases where they decide to stop benefits, and as the scheme was rolled out, suicide rates jumped up in every area they were introduced to systematically

they starve people, and they kill people.

tories indeed.

i think we'll have to wait after blood & wine is out to hear anything

i dont want break

Here's a huge surprise

I actually like eating vegetables
They taste good

I'm just saying you shouldn't blow all your money on drugs bruh
I'm not saying you shouldn't buy any either

Just buy a bit and buy other cool stuff

God you're like my ex gf
Like she'd get mad and be like "Then get fucked up, Idk, do whatever you want"
I would proceed to getting fucked up and she'd bitch even more later

Moral of the story: Dont get in a relationship

Fair enough.

Social cleansing. "Call me Dave", more like TWAT

I ate three and I'm still hungry.
Can I sue them?

Nope!
Got proof you ate them?
Proof you're hungry?

If she was hot it's probably worth

I took this photo on the walk to the doctors the other day.

it was a pretty day.

anyways chat later.

ciao xx

nighto

Later!

sepia

Probably, I don't personally really care for the Witcher series at all.

That's a pretty picture, sleep well Erin.

...

neither do i but the third one proved easy to jump into

I have empty wrappers
iunno how to proof im hungry though

Who among you is worthy of slaying the Deacons of the Deep with me?

they're not hard

You should eat more vegetables Fortune

Actually scratch that
You should eat more period

You're gonna get fat

Yeah she was cute af
Then she cheated on me and I got mad but never told her I found out and cheated on her like 2 times, I was going for a 3rd time but she caught me that time and she had the nerve to get mad at me

no one

I watched somebody play that, seemed like a hack 'n' slash game to be honest.

me

just hit the red guy and win.

Good, I'm still underweight.

No, but another summon makes the fight 3ez to handle thanks to the extra crowd control.

Luka you couldn't even beat the Asylum Demon.

w e w sleepu tiem

night frens

DS3 con troll err is not a DS1 con trolls

NG+?

Why not just dump her when you found out?

Don't blame the controls.

If it was I would just cast Chaos Storm and be done with it.

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G'night Scoots.

...

why do people blame keyboard then? hmph..

Because keyboard and mouse controls are garbage

in that case, I'm gonna order a veggie burger and date myself.

good morrow squire.

How much do you weigh anyways?

lol noob
stick to begging for money and leeg

I'm not about that life
If she hurt me then I am going to hurt her
But obviously I can't necessarily hit a girl cause it's "morally wrong" but mainly cause I didn't want to get expelled from HS
So I cheated on her as much as I could

told you! controlls are to blame! :O

58 kilos

she is so gross

It's not like they were improved for Dark Souls 3.

new game = improved
????????

Smaaaallll

Jesus christ
I could easily pick you up

Im 73 kgs

;_;

fatty

this one is hawt

I'm actually pretty fit

Really damn small.

Oh dude I saw that video the other day and couldn't stop laughing shits so lulz

everytime

Everything is made in China, so . . .

Only niggers extort money from fam, tbh

A queen sized quilt?

Why not? Are you asexual?

W-well building a $3,000 gaming computer seems harder than cooking dinner :p
To me at least

pffft i can do 7 push ups
We will kill all men in terrifying ways

Looks cheesy

Put whip cream on your dick and make him suck it

Ha i know right?

Wow that'was cruel

That looks like cancerous diarrhea

lmao

[ATTENTION FOR YOU]

Are you Lenko?

Don't die...

what? how is that even possible?
No one wants to read all that you retard
I think you should stop now

I'll help if you want.

no
it not that

I knew I had another parody video.

3/4th of those posts bloodchan replied to were made a looong time ago, like before he even arrived

he's just trying to make a textwall so people will comment on it

moar
pls

I see you support Trump

man I love this song, it's so classic for every small irrelevant village

nah

nah

Well I was 55 kilos last year so I make progress.

That's a lot of text

wow what a text wall that is so cray zee

I'm pretty much the same .-.

Think I am gonna rape Luka now

That was the last Evangelion webm I have.

Okay, now I'm pretty sure that you're both pretty short too.

oh... ok >_

huh?

Y-You don't want me to rape you Luka?

im at least 182!

Still short.

oh..

Should get that weight up though, since if I'm correct you're a bit underweight.

Yeah, my bmi is 17,5
that's too light.

No...?

Well then, probably should start building some mass.

I'm eating a lot.

Muscle weighs more than fat.

I dont wanna work ouut..

Well then, don't really have any other advice.

I'll just eat until I'm a disgusting 30 year old with a beer belly.
those will be the days.

Beer bellies are hot.

...

I wanna kiss these feets

Clear out those areas yet?

i got another shard and a red eye orb

I want her to dominate me

I want her to watch me fuck my boyfriend

*unzips asshole*

That's good. Is it cracked?

whole

Nice. I might go find it then. I could use one.

*unzips dick*

darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Leonhard

I wanna sniff these panties

I know. I thought I fudged his quest line though.

I want these lolis to use my face as a foot rest

yo i'll grimestep that motherfuckers face in

...

I want her to sit on my face

...

Do you have one?

nezi and desu should meet up for a coolata, and dumpster tug jobs after

nezi and desu should meet up for a coolatta, and dumpster tug jobs after

...

I hate Bebop so much

...

master cucker strikes again

friend sent me a video
hours later

Just find a fuck buddy or something.

...

...

you too

rip

too shy

although lately my new location at work has had me meeting all kinds of new people and it's bringing out a charismatic, witty & fun side of me. been making people laugh and having fun

you guys ever work out the math on how much we spend on jets alone?
like 29billion on just Raptors lmao

Do you feel that way on the inside?

...

...

...

tokai! :^)

certainly, in the right environment!

once I open up I can't be stopped

...

Having a boyfriend is gay though.

was looking into our air force and the names of them started to really get to me so i looked it up

IM NOT CRYING

Here's hoping you get those sorts of environments.

You are actually those. Objectively speaking.

How many people have you had sex with?

lmfao

It is rude to speak of the dead though

wait the braves are something against natives too? i knew of the rest but that one not so much

new