4 AM

Morning everyone~

That fucking watchdogs game was the most disgusting video game I've seen in a very long time.

I picked a bad week to quit drinking.

For what porpoise?

I'm triggered at the new Berserk Game and the controversy surrounding it.

I seriously can't believe people can call themselves "fans" of Berserk without even reading the fucking manga; seriously, people are surprised that Caska being raped is a major plot point, I'm so fucking mad.
I mean, it's not the prequel arc, which is kind of nice, but stll. Fuck.

I got shit to do but I don't want to do any of it. At least I'm having fun shitposting.

You did, now you've paid the price.

Looks like my thread was a little too early, there's a 3 second delay in posting.

So Holla Forums, did you get to hang out with friends this E3?

You'll be fine.

Did he ever say if there was yuri? No yuri no play

I've gained back control of my life, but not my sleeping.

Just need a job, which I'm working on, and I'm set. Haven't played hardly any vidya. Either I'm getting too old (28) or everything is just shit.

I slept through Ubisoft, what did I miss
Fucking nothing

Congrats on that, I'm a beer person myself but I won a bottle of Vodka recently at a bingo and I've been enjoying it little by little. I'm having a constant fight with myself because I get the urge to drink every day.

I'm procrastinating and postponing my responsibilities until really late at night.

After the MGSV pachinko machine I'm immune to that kind of pain.

My question for the night for all my fellow 4 a.m. people is: How do you all deal with social anxiety?

I'm mostly a functional person but I can't help but sweat a lot and get nervous around people I don't know well.

If I don't want to lose control I better get sleeping right now, gotta be up early tomorrow
My internal clock is all kinds of fucked up, so I'll probably stay still on my bed till 5:30 am

I already lost hope for E3, so I spent the time playing vidya. I guess I enjoyed myself more than I would have watching the stream

Setting yourself up to be disappointed.

Are you ready for Dad of War?

Yosuke is Spider-Man.

I don't have any friends that watch E3. There was one guy I wanted to hangout with and play video games, but he never texted me. I lost his phone number since my android phone bugged, so there wasn't anything I could do about it.

You missed biblical levels of cringe.

Procrastination is the mother of all close-calls.

What do you have to do?

We got the thread handled, don't worry about it.

Getting old is the fucking worst. Do you have the random pains and shit now too?

Both. This whole decade has been a double whammy of fuck.

If you didn't die from drinking from the cringe of the first day of E3 you are not drinking enough.
aka bethesda softs >please clap.

True thread with the pure love of tomboys.

drink every time you hear "Diversity" and you will die.
Great drinking game.

Should of been drinking then.
You and your shitty kidney stones

Have you watched any of Fate Illya since you post caster all the time?

Thanks
I was a vodka person but I am up to the point where I will drink anything as long as it has alcohol in it.
I did that till I passed this test so I know that struggle, but now I am happy with my vodka-chan life is good again.

I'm so tired of seeing this thread everyday, like i know it's late, you don't have to remind me of how late it is and what i'm doing with my life. Stop it.

I'm not talking about "gamers" I'm talking about all those retards who call themselves "long time fans" and the only thing they know about it is the Dark Souls references and that is has a shitty anime adaptation.

Nice job on the weight loss user, what kind of job are you interested in?

Getting old ain't for pussies.

Righteous.

Ahoy boys
I took a trip down to my local hippie shop to check out their crafts and I found my favorite beer. I can only find it like twice out of the year if I'm lucky, and I'm pretty enthused to have found it today.
I need to go back when my paycheck hits and stock up.

You're not wrong. I'm more excited for NX revealing than anything at E3. I really want to know what exactly it is.

The best rule for social anxiety is remembering one single thing. You never have to see those people again if you don't want to.

Drink some warm drink and lay back user, not worth messing up whatever you gotta do tomorrow.

I'm dropping the pills soon just so I can drink. I need it.

Yes. Fucking Sony, saving Purse Owner and Yakuza for the end montage.

I used to have back pains from time to time, but working out has solved a lot of shit.

I'm studying for something local right now. If I can pass the test I'll start out at at least $25 an hour. That's great money for the small town I'm in, and I'd rather not move.

Hey Hey.

E3 was alright. Wasn't expecting much

Everyday until you like it.

Stop caring. Just be. Just do.

Piss your pants in public and you will overcome social anxiety.

I've done so much stupid shit socially I've learned that it doesn't matter unless someones recording you.

user, it's MGS3.

I watched the movies and enjoyed them for what they were but I really don't see how that is NOT a major plot point since it's the ending of the of almost all the media outside the manga I'm not sure on the games so correct me if I'm wrong there.

I have to get up at 3:30AM to even catch it. Why the fuck am I here again? That's right, to shitpost.

No I haven't. Been too busy. By busy I mean playing Planetside.

What I mean is, people who are "gamers" are the same kind to claim to be "long time fans" without knowing shit.

I'm glad they do it. It makes it that more obvious they've never read the manga. I mean, hell, Guts is the main character and he loses his mother, has to kill grown men on the battlefield, and his own father figure sells him out to get raped and that's all early in the story.

Only thing alright was Sony. Even they dropped the ball by only showing AAA shit.

THIS IS NOT MY RITSU

Nice! Whats it like?

My back is always fucking killing me. But can't work out.

Sounds like you've lost control user, welcome to the club

Another one for the fox grils.

That spider man game actually looked fun. I hope it comes out for more systems other than the PS4. I don't have that much money to toss around.

Holy fuck man.

Sup niggers?
E3 was interesting.

Microsoft had some neat games in their (Scalebound, FFXV, Sea of Theives), but was plauged with Xbone and Wangblows Teen shilling
Ubisoft had For Honor and South Park, everything else was boring as fuck
PC show had Butterlord, Day of Infamy, Lawbreakers, and Tryanny, but had to much VR bullshit and EARLY ACCESS YEAH!1!!
Sony had some neat stuff though. Although so far REVII looks like aids

Eh, it just looked like a boring open-world shooter that Ubisoft produces every year.

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THAT

Brote during the VGA's was amazing

Agreed. At least I got to see Koji being actually legit happy.

Now time to go back to my regularly scheduled programming of slipping further into sadness while watching LoK and waiting for more of that terrible drivel.

It's like people who self-identify as being funny or smart. If you have to say it, you probably aren't it. It's why they stand out like a sore thumb when it's obvious they haven't read the story.

I'm def gonna be drinking when RLM releases the new Best of the Worst. According to their Twitter, they destroyed the room twice over movies they watched

4 AM is like a beacon of light in the abyss. It serves as the only consistent thing as the days blur into each other.

Maybe you just aren't desperate enough for that yet.

Same as every Ubisoft show
Literally nothing

So what the fuck was that thing Kojima displayed on stage?
Seriously, what the actual *fuck* was that

Its not even a cute foxgirl either.

Eh the liberal stink and anti trump stuff just really got under my skin.

I know, timezones, but it still sounds kind of weird

Does warm drink actually work at all? Well, I guess it doesn't hurt to try, I believe I have some milk around, or I'll just prepare some tea

Indeed

IDK, PS4 may be getting games now. You might need to get one.

Eh, I wanted to see Persona get some mainstream publicity, but oh well.

Bunch of faggots honestly. Here's hoping they get fucked.

Teedus Reedus

Aren't you afraid of becoming an alcoholic? Does your stomach stop getting upset the next morning after drinking for a while?

I'm not that cool fam.

The problem is that the people I get social anxiety around are people whom I will see for the next years or months.

I'll try that advice man. I try to not care and they probably don't care about what you do but it still doesn't stop me from sweating. I'm not overweight or anything, I just sweat.

I'm sorry user the pain was too much.

Did u rike it?

Not enough homophobic gun violence.

-KOBS

I've managed to make it through another day without fapping and porn. Girls are getting hotter and hotter. It feels like I'm approaching that point where I'll fuck anything that moves. I think this is day four or five. I lost track.

Afternoon.

Yeah makes you nice and comfy. Always used to work for me as a kid at least.

It should. I doubt they'd be able to snag a game like spiderman as an exclusive these days.

You are to me.

...

UV is at least functional on my level, now all I have to do is all of the placement for hurt me plenty and lighting and detailing for half of the level, on top of polishing UV. I'll have it out pretty soon as long as I can manage to hold on for that long.

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Literally everything that goes on after Caska gets raped is because Caska was raped into autism.
Really, even the whole boat thing was to help Caska with her PTSD.

Honestly, social anxiety is something you just learn to get over. I still dwell on certain interactions that didn't go as planned like if I misspoke or embarrass myself, but as far as actually dealing with people, you just roll with the punches and get the interaction over with. Working retail for so long is what taught me to not give a fuck about people I don't know; just help them find what they're looking for, and move on. I go into every interaction expecting them to be assholes, so that leaves me with a pleasant surprise if they're decent folks. It's just something you develop over time, no need to stress over it. Pick up a part-time and you'll get it eventually.

It's dark and heavy. I could substitute a meal for this easily. It's just the right amount of sweet and not bitter or hoppy at all. It's like champagne but in beer form. I'm not a beer snob so I can't adequately describe as well as I wish I could, but it's glorious. They had like 8 bottles at 11 bucks or so each, I plan on buying them out completely. That should speak to how much I love this shit. Canada makes some great brews.

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Please don't go full rapefugee on us.

Ay shizune. Sorry you lost your waifu too.

Meanwhile, in Bizzaro Holla Forums…

I don't know how to do that. It's fucking harder than I thought it would be.

Continuing to prove you have shit taste m8.

When you had a good majority of your real friends in burgerland & yuropoor you get pretty used to it.

It's alright. We can suffer together.

Even to me these threads seem to blend together for me. Maybe that's your personal look on it.

It's like these "fans" haven't finished the prequel arc.

The fuck?

Maybe if I heat it enough, I'll find just the right temperature to make it work. Or maybe placebo will do its work

sometimes i wondere if morality is even a local threat to homicide lawyers imo

Shit, forgot how to make bold text
Oh well

I never paid attention because I dropped it after the Asscreed movie, went back in for like 5 minutes of WD2 and then left.

How bad was it

I'm saving that picture on a flash drive and putting on my PC when I get it
That is going to be the first picture to ever brace my PC

Remember user,
when you finally do blow your load you're going to have an orgasm so stronk it knocks you out

I'm excited to see how hard they fuck up the next Far Cry game

A post will go through properly eventually.

What the fuck are they gonna do for the next Far Cry?

I'm more excited to see the Brazillain operators in R6 Sige

That sounds really delicious. I hate bitter hoppy beer. Maybe I'll look for some.

Well then don't worry at all then. You'll get to know them and warm up eventually.

Gotta believe to achieve.

Or something to that effect. I've slept since then.

I wish I could draw stuff with cigarettes. I'd take up smoking just to do it. The things I would draw.

What?

white girls look better than black girls but asian girls are tops (tbh i have yellow fever tho)

those Epicanthic folds, m8

fuckin look it up, it's kinda neat

Aiden Pearce confirmed better character. Mostly because they didn't force down politic shit.

Howdy.

If I do, I'll take one of their women. My basterds will roam the Earth both legally and illegally.

Online friends you mean? Because if you mean physical friends then damn, both in burgerland and Yurop? That's a lot of traveling. Well, it's been quite a while since I've been here, and not being from the states I know what you feel

The doom 2 level I've been working on. I talked about it last thread.

Jesus Christ
At least Marvel put some effort into their Trump is rayciss bullshit.

It can't get any worse

FC4's plot was so terrible I wanted to punch a hole in the wall, and Primal was the dumbest thing even for an Ubisoft game

Yakuza will be translated 2 years after its released in jp
Just seems like sony threw a bunch of game footage for the ending screen anyway.

Start stocking up on alcohol to survive the kidney stones, gonna be evil.

I know you like Korra but you can only have so much shit taste fam.

Also about the social anxiety just remember most people don't care what you have to say or do.
unless you are stuck with people for a class or work you will most likely only see them once.

Ah I enjoy the series, but its basically magic girl fate/Illya route in fate.
Not for everyone but uses the fate universe well.
Bazett a best OVA gives her enough screen time and makes her the cutest

You had one job.
ONE
and you fail at that.

Kojima's engrish was 2 kawaii.
He had more applause then the rest of the game trailers combined.

Whats your drink then?

My stomach gets upset if I haven't had enough to drink for the day.

"fans"
more like people who haven't read it and think its a "Mature manga for mature people like myself"

>It's like these "fans" haven't finished the prequel arc.
They probably haven't read the first chapter where Guts is fucking a demon till he blows her head off.

Today is my birthday.

My sister sent me a really sweet text.

It's just a day to remind me how lonely I am. It's not that I don't have friends, and it's not that I don't like my friends. I just never see them. I never want to I don't think. I'm not sure. I just prefer being alone I think. I'm not even sure. I know I could celebrate today with them if I wanted.

One thing I know for certain is that I'm not normal, and today is just a day to be reminded of that. It's kinda painful actually, though usually I'm 100% content but then my 'special' day comes and I feel not good.

Refusing to go to some online streaming sites I usually visit so they think I'm more normal than I actually am.

Don't want to leave my room, I don't want to have to see my parents, I don't want to pretend to be happier than I am or for them to realise I'm not as happy as I should be on a birthday.

Managed to miss the first 40 minutes of Sony's (The winners) conference.

Spent the last hour and a half going through my phone's music making sure there's nothing embarrassing I wouldn't want played in the car with someone. I'm only halfway through, 110 songs in. I think I used to find things more embarrassing than I do now.

I quite like Trump but today I wish he'd fuck off. Seeing all these people do all this for his birthday is killing me.

Hungry.

damn those big titties.

make teedus reedus your desktop background

Don't pick up smoking unless you've got the willpower to quit it amigo. Also if you're gonna draw anything with smoking, feel free to post it in the thread, I'm always looking for new material.

Asian/white girl mixes are the cutest though

what do you mean exactly?

I remember them showing fucking ishin…

why is everything so fucking awful

I'M DRUNK AND RECENTLY SINGLE, I AIN'T PLAYIN

Put everything good about E3 in the bag.

The only parts that made E3 was seeing Snoop smoke a blunt while playing BF1 and the entire Sony conference

This makes up for earlier

I think the plot revolves around voting/voter fraud or something to that effect too so.

At this point I'm in denial. Its already left you see. It was small and I didn't notice. And also all the lemon green tea I drank dissolved it. Its fine.

Sure man it's all on this table.

Because you've spent too much time on chans, so now intentionally avoid things that have criticized on here too much. Your filter is in maximum overdrive.

Goddamn Codemaggot!

How much longer until I'm knee deep in the dead?

Rum and Coke. Easy on the coke.

Good luck finding it. I had to use TotalWine to see which stores near me even offered it, then place orders on it a few times when I wanted it. I found it in Publix once and I've had to order it every single time after that besides today. It's so worth it, but it's a pain in the ass to get it.

White girls are pleasing to the eye but painful to the brain.

maybe I should find a 3D girl to shoot it in.

One way is to consider what the worst outcome of any interaction will be. Will they kill you? No. Will they hit you? No. Will they want to be your friend? Probably not. Will they think you're a sperg? Maybe. It's your fight or flight response going off over something that isn't posing any threat at all. Nothing will happen if you make a social misstep, and the fear of what might happen is more likely to make you misstep or act like a sperg.

By real I mean good because I am a lonely faggot.

I will get around to it some day. I'm sure.

Just stick something shit on. Why spend so much time on it?
It's like you don't want to salt mine faggots.

Birthdays always fuck me up too user. At least it will be over tomorrow and you can go back to the regular pain you are used to.

Fuck people. Happy birthday user.

Nothing at E3 took my interest not even Kojima's game
I also went this event this guy running for the Federal Seat I'm in, it wasn't bad

I mean actually drawing with smoke. You know how you can blow rings with a pipe? It's taking that a step further and being able to blow out full sentences or pictures with smoke. That's what I meant.

I'll put out my version sometime on the 15th or 16th. It's going into a community map pack so the guy compiling it will probably end up tweaking it a bit. No idea when that's going to be a proper release.

Well, at least you got family.

hey /4am/ pls explain why cripplegirls VN is so popular among the unindoctrinated

is it like Collateral (the only Tom Cruise movie that people who aren't fans of Tom Cruise can say they like) or is it just some kind of weird brand loyalty thing because it was made by sperglords on half-Holla Forums?

Honestly, even in terms of babby's first it's so extremely mediocre in every possibly way

I've got a taste for African Black and Amazon Chocolate girls. If anyone has that grid of the dark skinned girls, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Ay whats wrong with anime avatars?

Bannerlord sieges.

Sorry about the single bit

I'll never find it in my shitty booze state then.

Any western games announced?

I don't have regular pain though, I'm fine usually.

cheers i spose.

I've been playing E.Y.E again, it's really good once you realize how you're meant to play it

Fuck, now you got me wishing I could do that.

First of all, Happy Birthday user! Second, you might be overthinking the whole friendship thing a bit, you should just do what you feel will make you happier, if they want to hang out with you they'll ask, and if you want to hang out with them you'll ask em. Take it from a fellow user, pretending is tiring and depressing, so you should avoid it if possible.
At the very least I hope you got some presents, and if you didn't, you can consider this little webm one from me.

Like most games?

alt. is it because people who don't like VNs try it out and really really like it because they have ZERO TASTE YET and never take their interest any further because they're legitimately afraid of their waifus becoming inferior once they actually partake in something that has good writing and character development going for it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I have friends, but I'm afraid to text them to hangout sometimes. I get afraid they won't like for who I am if I'm too pushy. Maybe they'll come to hate me.

What's your zip code?
You could always place an order on it and go to pick it up. It's definitely worth it at least to try.

Then I will sit here in quiet anticipation until the hordes of hell make their way to me.

Happy birthday!

Never mind that other stuff. You've done another lap around the Sun and probably knocked out a few rivals from your old school.

most good games

Daysgone. Some zombie game that will most likely get downgraded once it gets released.

Wow Ritsu I didn't think your forehead could get any fucking bigger

When will liberals realize the reason Bernie lost was because he absolutely refused to expose Clinton for the crooked witch she is?

Nah,
just search around for the perfect, most fappable image you can find, and save it.
When the time comes, open it and unload.

As long as a girl is cute and/or beautiful, she will receive the gift that is my semen.

Aren't we all

Fun fact: its literally developed by the same people who made Bubsy 3D

Well I missed Ubisoft's and there was something called Ghost Recon: Wildlands and apparenly has something to do with Trump, maybe its western I dunno

True, I remember not understanding DMC and Persona.

Congrats on your new found freedom!

Tell me you're joking

My fault; when I said western, I meant cowboys and shit like that.

Oh well even better then.

NONE YA BUSINESS

And maybe. My states wonky about ordering booze online.

Bernie lost for a lot of reason. Being an old gas bag who sounds like he is about to go senile didn't help.

I want proof

I usually just freeze up and don't know what to say next. It's like my mind goes blank and talking becomes a great effort.

You could try taking this to it's own thread? Could make an interesting one. I agree though. Katawa isn't that amazing as most faggots here make it out to be. It really is babby's first VN.

I can't disagree with you there. You git gud at knowing time zones for not being a burger.

How much do you want to bet he's in chronic depression right now?

Meant cowboy games, my mistake.

Dad of War and Yosuke Spider-Man.

They also made Syphon Filter though

how did you not understand dmc?

At least it's people you can actually talk to. I know one guy IRL that watches anime and all he does talk about is utter trash. He also likes the Uncharted games and Sword Art Online:

I concur.
Chocolate is honestly a pretty fun lay.
They're also more loyal than white chicks, at least from my experience. Every time I was ever cheated on, it was with whitey.

I was just gonna use your zip on the alcohol site to see if any stores near you offered it, chill brah.
Not like I can send you a myriad of dildos and lubricant with just your zip, I'd need more than that to send you presents.

food for thought:

how come only countries that have higher obesity rates than America actually attack the US for its obesity?

legit, britain and canada are so fucking fat and so is a LOT of the English Speaking world.

In fact the US is actually pretty fucking thin, by and large. We just have a much much higher NUMBER of people, so there's a lot of fucking fats.

I was used to slower paced games. Currrazy took me for a loop. Thankfully I became a huge CUHHRAZY! fan.

Sometimes I'd like to live in one of those worlds where you can do magical stuff and what not. Until I realize most humans get brutally murdered or killed really easily by demons and monsters. Living in the Pokemon world would be phone, but it be hard to deal with all the jailbait everywhere.

I know you meant Cowboy games
Maybe there was a cowboy Trump, I just said the only game that by title sounds like it could be it
Didn't watch it, in fact counldn't catch any because A. they were 2am my time B. They didn't have a live stream (Kadokawa) or C. I was at a political even then (Sony)

Just link the site dummy

The whole world is jealous of MURICA

This fucking idiot will ignore that just to get his 5 minutes of fame

This hurts me on a personal level.

aight how's this for a steam avatar?

I bet people will still call it anime even though it's gwen stacy

anime/10

My mind mixes up my words and sentences on me. It makes talking hard too when I mix in a speech impediment and stuttering.

Doesn't mean the game won't be trash

is THIS a good steam avatar?

==B== honest

That's true. Still, I wish I had more real friends myself, whether online or physical. I'm stuck in being generally liked and at worst accepted by my peers, yet there is only one person I would say is a real friend. Figures he is the only one of my physical friends that browses this place

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198024312138/

I wouldn't normally post my steam but I was alone for E3 this year, I don't want this to happen again.

I don't give a fuck Bel
Just do it, whatever

Doesn't seem like it. Oh well, maybe somewhere down the line something will pop up.

m-maybe it wont be so bad if it isnt 2guns… right? right? …. FUCKING CUNTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Filtered.

That's pretty normal I think. There's a reason people always talk about the weather or other such boring small talk. Just try to relax and endure it.

But if you want to really get over social anxiety try blurting something out and guage their reaction. I'm sure you have lots of practice doing that online.

No localization better then shitty treehouse atleast.
At least we will always have tomboys to warm our hearts.

good work fam, what are you drinking tonight?
Its your fault for dating a 3DPD to become single anyway.
Only good things from E3 are Kojima's kawaii accent/game, and Berserk game soon*tm

Sony had the best conference so far, but from the standard the rest set Please clap Bethesda thats not saying much.

You should try drinking acid, totes would burn away any of the kidney stone left.
And hopefully burn your shit taste away

Good mix, Vodka and pepsi for me.
What type of Rum too? I've only had Bacardi and coruba dark rum.
Dark rum was great for drinking by itself

See Webm
Also managed to unlock pool scenes in Fate Hollow, saber useless at swiming

Kojima's game had the most potential out of all I saw, but it has been disapointing so far, I would be dead if I drank everytime I heard "Diversity" during the first day.

CoD in space, an improvement on CoD since they added fighter craft piloting too it.
Amazing CoD adding to its game instead of rehashing the same shit constantly, now its only 80% rehashed

Cripplegirls VN is good for various reasons, mostly because you see they characters as people rather then crippled people.
But VN's themselves are hard to explain.

Bernie lost due to pandering to the crowd of retards that don't even know how to vote/have enough effort to go out to vote.

I resent that insult, you stinker.
totalwine.com/beer
Search for either "Unibroue" or "Trois Pistoles", you'll find it.

Quick draw is a hard thing to do in video games.

Speaking of westerns though. I picked up that book The Gunslinger and I'm barely a chapter in and I'm close to dropping it. Stephen King is such an arrogant fucker he spent the entire forward wanking off over how far he's come and how bohemian his early days were.

Knowing my luck, I'd end up in a duel with a broken gun. I would reach my gun and pull the trigger first, but then my gun would backfire and kill me instead. Before blacking out, everyone would be laughing at me.

The laughter would pierce my soul.

what kind of ASSHOLE

would literally be within one mile of you

and instead of CALLING YOU on your PHONE when they KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER

they just LEAVE YOU STEAM MESSAGES

who does that?

WHO?

fuckin

take a xanax idgaf just learn how to deal with REAL LIFE before you wander out into the wilderness only to realize you're socially crippled beyond repair

Oh thank god Sega has no connection to them.

his/spanic

I do that a lot too honestly. My mind thinks too fast compared to the words I think.

You are a mean drunk!

I'm always a little afraid people take the dummy thing too seriously. I know you are joking but I do call people dummys in a loving way a lot

Thanks!

Cheers, that must have taken ages to upload. honestly I'd much prefer it if Kirndgfgfgoi Mosaniac had action and fighting tbh.

Thanks user. what do you mean by knocked out rivals?

I've mentioned this before but all the IRL friends I have are plebbit faggots that browse shit like /r/gaming and like Bethesda games.

You lucking fuck.

I have no idea why but that scene always brings pain.

post titties

At least make it past the first real chapter user.

I'll try. I just gotta get used to embarrassing myself in front of people I guess.

How do you know?

If people get offended, let them be offended and get over it like a rational adult. Don't coddle them for getting buttfrustrated over something like "dummy".

Even if you can't ship, it'll at least show you a map of the stores that offer it. I wish you luck in finding this glorious beverage. It's worth the hunt, ya cunt.

Why are you friends with them?

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I know the feeling.

dude, what

I mean there's a good chance that at least one person you used to go to school with has died this year. Keep it up!

slowmohomo

Me.

shan't survive long enough to actually eat this tbh

Faggot.

Friends are useful.

Fuck off faggot.

sometimes it honestly feels like finding other human beings that actually like me is legitimately impossible

the best I can hope for is to find people that aren't enraged by the thought of my existence

I was in his town and instead of calling him I messaged him on steam. Didn't get to hang out, rip.

I need a fucking drink so it'll be nice to have something special.

Did you steal this from something? Thats fucking hilarious

Just use the microwave

They say life has a way of balancing everything, so it might be what I get for not having any other close friends.
I also know how you feel, outside of the pal I just talked about, everyone else I know that likes vidya is a fucking pleb, both in vidya and most anime. I wish the word waifu never left this place

I feel the same way about meat pies
It isn't even worth it sometimes

Instead of treehouse we are getting mighty number 9 from sega.
Yay..

Im a happy drunk, happy enough to bully you of course.

How about this Archer Illya webm.
but the series is slightly lewd due to being a fate, illya route.
Could it be Miyu's blank stare in the background as black Illya steals Illya from her?

Make a bread sandwich while you wait.

Go outside for once

How about raw?

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Yeah I know
By the way did the Mass effects: Andromeda video make you sleepy too

This is getting ridiculous.

'least you got trips.

Are you dumb? No we aren't. We're getting Persona 5.

Nope, came up with it on my own. Ain't I fuckin' hilarious?

For?

Buy me gamu and I'll like you for a whole day.

I'm going to miss you so much.

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Why do you hate food so much?

I made the mistake of checking r/waifu today because SOMEONE suggested plebbit was good for waifu pics. NEVER AGAIN!!

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I'm pretty much isolated from all the people I used to call "friends". They all have terrible taste and are quite annoying. My experience is similar to yours.

I can feel their phantom forms. My hands can astral project through monitors.

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One has to learn to pretend and hold what one says when dealing with real life. It's not like here where we can be completely honest, in real life one has a reputation to uphold, and should try to be as little of an asshole as possible

I don't believe you.

Waiting 25 minutes for something is insanity.

Not my fault you checked the comments

Pretty much anyone who goes to image boards, knows how you feel.

k

rather just starve

its cooked now tho

I'm a lot happier than I have been for the past few years but that's superstition.
In some way I wish it didn't either. Still waifus were a joke.

Do not lewd the Illya

In case you have a favor or you need help?

Oh well.

my mommy taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all

so I just glare angrily at people and hope the message gets across

no u

What was the original

are you serious? is he really talking about you, or are you just taken the piss?

no u

I can say with minimal error that nothing good ever comes from plebbit. One who respects himself should avoid that place like the fucking plague

do you identify more with dee or charlie

Yuh.

I want this meme to die

revvy is trash

I identify as cowboykin.

My pronouns are pardner/mister/misterpardnerself

Step up.

Its good for mining liberal salt at least.

I wanna put my dick in that dumpster

But uni students are coddled constantly so much so they think words they disagree with is violence.

Yes drink, join me in the joys of drinking Ethy-chan.

HA!

I still have half a year to bully you for, then only a month or 2 for basic training then I am back!

Please leave the stone age and get a microwave you fucking caveman.

Black Illya lewds Illya for me.
But she needed her own route for Stay night.

Prolly.

Maybe it's because you had a hard time before, maybe it's something that will happen later, who knows? Just enjoy the good times while they last, and be strong during the bad. And it wouldn't be the first time a joke becomes serious business.
b-but I want to do lewd to Illya

I agreee, hell all the girls of 5 look like shit.

Oh well thats not so bad. I thought you'd like go off for training then be shipped off to die in some shithole country.

proper ladies have hair

Microwaves are absolute shit. They dry out the inside, soak the outside, turn solid things into mush and turn soft things solid. It's like a sick inversion of the food. I'd rather eat the meal still frozen!

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...

What the fuck are you doing to your microwave?

Even I don't like this.

I will, of course.

And have it go soggy instead of crispy? Fuck right off, Ritsu. The sausage roll is a delicacy in new zealand just like the meat pie and pavlova. You can't rush these things.

Sure.

Course they look like shit, no cute tomboy for it from what I've seen.

Top kek
Biggest event I've seen was went the defense force got shipped off to help an Island neighbor rebuild after an tsunami
We are not USA we are not Jew cucks fam.

Try not buying a shit mircowave cavefam.

Men have hair on their bodies, only fags like yourself like it.

You can always microwave to heat it up 90% of the way and then throw it on a fryer for a min to crisp it. Better than waiting 30 mins.

Just wait! WWIII soon brother.

That's bullshit and you know it.

This is true and I wish there was.

I like to think my own happiness was self-achieved but I sure as hell know that it's because I have a lot more freedom.
And now the normalfags aren't taking it seriously while we're going full autism mode over it. Gotta be cool with those "otaku" and all. It's hilarious to see how shit like this pans out. All serious waifufags should be gassed though including myself.

This tbh fam. Mince pies are shit in microwaves.

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Persona if there wasn't a tomboy, they usually still had nice girls with nice designs. 5 looks like shit.

Eh they're not too bad especially if you add a tin of beans after cooking them
But they are better in an oven

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this is wrong

Oh for fucks sake, I better regain control while I still can. Good night anons, sleep tight.

Well, it's good that won't happen anytime soon then, cause I might be one of the first targets

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Sleep tight pupper.

You haven't tried it yourself have you?

The best part of any pie is the pastry. If you microwave it the fluffy crisp of the pastry is all soggy and breaks easily.

You know it will happen if feminazis end up taking over the world.

Sleep tight user~

Good luck

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I'm hungry

Very serious. Excuse the rough presentation, but being a lazy fuck I will probably not work on this outline any further.

I've done that with other stuff that I didn't feel like baking. Worked fine.

You better work on it further! Unless you mean you will move on to the writing stage.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

I've been bitching about 8ch's current state, and forcing myself to stay. I think the smart thing to do right now is just stop browsing for a while.

I don't know any other sites to browse; regular forums don't give you any freedom to say anything that isn't PC, reddit's fucking reddit, halfchan's dead, and 10bux to be a cuck is retarded as fuck. Kill me, Pete.

Gonna go for the night and dream of sweaty ass waifu. Night everyone!

Night, friend.

It's alive, but shit.

THAT WASN'T EVEN DIRECTED A ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck that was horrible, bad memories

If the UK stays in the EU, it's Scotland's fault.

Where the other British countries are about 50/50, Scotland are massively cucked, one poll saying they were 70% pro-EU

If we lose I'm genuinely going to go out and beat up a Scottish person. I've got one in mind already.

go away dad

Find a hobby to occupy your time.

I mostly just use the internet for hobby info and downloads. Talking to other people is overrated. I have 4am for that anyway.

Night yakuza~

which one?

No, that was hungry.

You go away hungry.

I know what you mean but its a different experience eating beans and piesi and eating a pie

Why must my Fatherland be cucked
please don't beat me up
Actually had some light bants with this politician running for my seat about that and uni fags today

I pretty much quit 8ch back when there were posting errors up the wazoo. It was really hard to break the habit and stop coming back.

Night, bruh

I'm already away, you need to go further away

gimme a deep fried marsbar and I'll make sure he doesn't

I will be on based insulting you while it happens due to electronics engineer, nz airforce, going outside.
Top kek, almost as big as a joke as you taste in waifu.

Still waiting for the F/SN HD remastered Edition with Illya and Tiger route.
Tiger Route never ever.
Waifu will become more and more serious as tech gets better, just wait until 3DPD releases they have been replaced.

I haven't seen much from persona 5, saw the cute robo in 3 but never bothered to play through.
Persona 5 and Shin Megami looks like shit though, that fucking retarded punk look for Shin

I agree, your post is right, post more.

Waifuism was always serious, normal fags are just slowly understanding it now.

Excuse my retardation but I am not seeing what's the intention with this diagram.

forwhatpurpose.png

Taking it too far.

My time is precious.

Do I know you?

Hungry come back! There's no need to destroy this family any further!

Well lads, I'm off to bed.

Remember DnD on friday.

Kakakaka

I'm gone

it's only tuesday

YAKUZA GO TO BED

forwhatpurpose2.png
Then humans will eventually go extinct. wew lad.
As long as I'm not Mad Thad I cannot be more of a cringe worthy faggot than him.

No.

g'night

No

Night.

The vote will be rigged, you know. Hope you're ready to fight.

After having suffered some persecution recently I want to legitimize waifuism as a religion that I may be protected by religious liberty laws. This was a basic outline of some of my thoughts that was intended to precede a more formal written work, like an essay. But I sucked at school so I probably won't ever get around to doing that.

And as he ended the conversation it occurred to me…
He'd grown up just like me.

My boy…was just like me…

fuck you then

the argument for staying is stronger then the one for leaving, retards will only see that and do what's "logical" in their lazy minds

pls leave

For The Tiger and Illya route of course.
I work in customer service, humans deserve to go extinct.
And don't worry at least you are not Anthony Burch.

That's absolutely fucking retarded.

At least I'm not Jake Rapp.

AND THE CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON, LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON

WHEN YOU COMIN' HOME, HUNGRY? "I DON'T KNOW WHEN, BUT WE'LL GET TOGETHER THEN, DAD, YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN"

It might be retarded, but so am I. I'm just the man to do it.

Hey guys, how you doing tonight?

captcha was being shit

Are you this guy
archive.is/Y92ii
Its a salty guy from huff po

Baller af, you?

Cya user~

I knew you didn't have one

At least there's still the Nintendo stuff to watch
If I'm taking a standard drink per nostalgia invocation I'm going to fucking die

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leave

no I just want a deep fried mars bar

Ay plank! I'm good. Dying for a new game already though.

How are you?

Killing myself slow.

And I will continue to mock you for it.

Well if waifuism is about belief then maybe because you don't believe I have one I actually do not have one.

Don't worry, it's almost around the time I leave anyway.

I've been doing all right
I think I already said what I did today

I was right once again. As always.

I'm alright. Kinda feel like playing video games but I never get around to it.

What kind of new game?

Are you drinking or smoking or something?

go time it faster then

DO IT

Y R U DRINKING PISS

Don't talk to your dad like that, Hungry.

No clue. Something new.

I'm trying modding skyrim for the first time but its still a stinker.

Have you just given up at this point?

Nope. Sober but I wish I was pissed. I am just that retarded normally.

why are you a faggot?

you're not my dad

Ayy, I forgot to get milk from the store , fuck me.

Y-you don't mean that, do you Hungry?

Well its not like you have one so why ask.

Milk leads to kidney stones. AVOID IT.

o.k then

I wish I was never born

Hungry, please no! Don't you know that your mother and I love you more than the whole world?

Unlike you, I actually drink water. I always have a bottle on my desk.

I also don't have shitty genes. But thanks anyway.

I'll take that response as a yes.

you're not my real parents

What's up dude? Something upsetting you?

Skyrim is shit mang, don't try to fix it. The world just feels so dead and uninteresting no matter what you do.

I don't know who Rapp is, but atleast I am not a cuck like he most likely is.

Drank half a bottle of vodka tonight, good so far tonight.

Read a certain magical index for more smoking underaged kids, and said old hag smoking.

Why would you mod skyrim when you can get the HD remaster goyem :^)
Get better taste fag.

rip your kidney

Whats your favorite thing about "her"? I will determine once and for all if you have one.

Okay Hungry, I see you're upset. I'll just go work on the dadmobile and do other dad-type things until you feel better, okay?

Nice try. I'm not falling for your kikery.
She's fun.
(Checked)
Oh boy do you have something to look into.

You don't know me very well, do you?

I went out of my way to get mods for that too but it didn't help much.

I do want some kind of open world thing maybe. Or not who knows.

But I didn't even like it. I was just curious if the mods were good really.

Im mom. Dont lie.

Do you just have a PC? Do you have a wii u? I would recommend the first xenoblade chronicles.

Slut waifu confirmed.

I hate you

you're not my mom you're a whore

It's like you don't care about vidya or something.

How would you get slut from fun?

Goodbye Hungry.

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Just PC these days. I've got a ps3 too but its not even set up or anything.

To who?

I don't. Not modern one anyway.

How could I not?

Have you tried drinking vodka instead?
Much better than water, its humanities friend.

Start drinking with me then, you only have half a bottle of vodka to catch up on.

Then start drinking to suppress the hunger!!!

I am half way through a bottle of vodka I would rather save it for later and not drink it tonight from cringe.

It has 2series you can watch.
Also the books have pictures throughout the novel, not enough for your current level, but low enough for you to be able to read it for said pretty pictures.

No the mods are not good and get off loverslab you fig.

Gonna head off. Everybody take care, see you all later.

Theres literally nothing wrong with Umaru.

Later hitler.

everyone

tea just makes me more hungry

Wew fag, start drinking alcohol and you might grow some chest hairs yet.

dear real life

piss off

sincerely user

I got some coconut flavoured white rum and pineapple juice for the Nintendo event. I'm not much of a vodka fan.

Well you gonna say it or what.

I never really got the point of sex mods in games like this honestly.

Just look into it later. You'll be crying of laughter all day.
If I was able to meet up with you I would take you on that offer. That would be fun.

I've got lots of chests on my hairs I'll have you know

say what now?

Where do you work

Now when people say Jake Rapp is morre cucked than Anthony in the physical sense they are very much right but what they forget is that Anthony was a high level cuck of the calibre that it brought cuck into general usage and because of that helped Trump get in as the rep nom

Become a shut in NEET and real life loses most meaning.

That sounds fucking delicious.

At least I have one!

stop replying to me (but dont stop replying to me)

Hang in there, Hungry.

will do even though that's not my name

I'd figure everything loses it's meaning. I can't recall many summers I spent alone in my room. No friends to hang with, no people to talk to, no job to go to, and nowhere to be. I wonder if I was depressed and didn't realize it.

forwhatpurpose3.png

fuck you faggot

Tell me how you really feel.

Maybe. Its not for everyone.

If you have to ask you'll never know.

Who do you choose?

night lads

gonna get some water

brush the yellow rocks of shite i call me teeth

then im going to bed

Both of those girls are gross.

Cya user~

I've only had barcadi and coruba rum so hopely yours is good.
And Vodka-chan is my goto choice in alcohol so there is no way I could live without her.

Then why the hell would you play the shitty game known as Skyrim if you are not modding it up the ass?

It would be fun, hopefully you wouldn't die of liver failure.
We could always play the drinking game of high school DxD where you drink every time tits/underwear shows up if you want that though
Caster has to many cuties, need to get a gif of Medea ears wiggling from Hollow though.

Kaka
You only have as many hairs on your chest as spiders have legs, no wonder you post spiders all the time.

This is gonna happen.

Dealing with people is just as depressing, get some hobbies or start drinking as much as I do.

I choose 2D since 3DPD

I like hips so Velma

Most things we think that have meaning are really just things that we were told are meaningful. Real meaning is something you need to discover for yourself, and what better way to do that than to strip all things of their preconceived meaning?

Sure, you might never find any meaning in anything, but at least then you won't be pretending.

Personally, when I realized I found everything meaningless it sparked a desire to find meaning in everything. Obviously not much these days has meaning, so it's easy to ignore the meaningless noise and focus on what really matters.

Holy shit this is the most pretentious sounding thing I've typed all week.

wanna come here and say that to my chest faggot?

But I did mod it. Gameplay mods not sex ones. Stop being drunk.

well chosen. you are a wise man.

I'll think about it.

You anons have a good night. I'll be back up for nintendo's direct tomorrow

Well if you're not going to tell me much I won't tell you much either.

That would be a fun game. What country do you live in m8?

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when are you coming down here to drink with me?

It's a hard life mang. But then again women are fickle little shits that don't know what they want half the time. Maybe it's better to work on yourself than worry about them for now.

3D a shit
Internet is best girl

Get a waifu.

In the end it doesn't matter

Do it faggots.

>>>/r9k/ is just down that way.

I could've brought some today but I didn't because I need to hold off.

What's the point of living mayne?

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I would say it to your chest if I didn't have to break my back bending down to talk to you.

No
And its shit even with mods, get fallout NV instead.

Drinking as much me takes time and effort, good luck on your journey to being a drunk.

Kiwiland
And fun drinking game.
I think you mean liver killing drinking game.
kakaka.

Come to chch the shaky city and I will drink you under the table.
Where you are currently.?

NoU

Hope I'm not butting in, but life has no point. At the same time, there is much to live for. Life is full of oxymorons like this. It's better to stop viewing it rationally like a scientist or a mathematician. That will drive you insane.

Nature is not rational, but it is logical. For example, plants grow towards the sun so they can absorb its light and survive. Why? Because.

In our case, being hyper-rational monkeys, the "Because" is up to us, even if it's just "because the alternative is death."

Well fug. I could possibly get up there.
I might take you up on that offer at some point.

I'm not sure if you are being serious or not.

why how tall are you?

I'm in Dunedin.
Also a lightweight so probably will get drunk under the table easy peasy.

Was my tone not serious enough?

Absurdist, please, you're scaring the shildren

If you do let me know on the IRC
Earthquakes are fun though, don't you want to join me for Fun shaking times?

Don't need to be tall to talk down to you, you little bitch, try spend a year growing chest hairs before replying.

Dunedin is nice for studnets, bad if you want to go to the pub during the day when its filled with old people
And join me and I will teach your liver how to hold booze!

Because the alternative to the pure love of 2D we get 3DPD?

Also enjoy the drinking game that will kill your liver

so you're a manlet then, got it

I believe it's because I don't know if anyone on the internet is ever serious or not anymore.

ayy

I haven't been there in years. How's the CBD anyway? I heard it's pretty bad. Can we get pissed and have another earthquake so the contents of our stomachs get mixed up?
>IRC
Why do you do this to me!?

Yeah, that's why you go on pub quiz nights where there's a decent mix and entertainment.

Do you live here too?

I might.

I don't even know if I'm serious most of the time. Neither does anyone else. I'm ok with that.

Ritsus the only malet here, yet he somehow manages to be taller than you.

The CBD is slowly being rebuilt, still shit atm though.
We can always drink and hope an earthquake happens for us, not really noticable for me now that I am used to them though.
And I would go on Cytube but terrible music always plays or painful shows

I tried making a pub quiz team but didn't get enough people to join me, I am used to playing drinking games where you end up dieing however.
Or cards of death where you end up drinking a horrible mix of alcohol.

then convince catbra to come down and we'll go drinking.

do you need know how tall I am?

Clearly catbra is worth coming up to chch to drink with rather than making me move.

Yeah those are my kind of drinking games.

Yeah well I don't have my full licence yet so I can't drive the other user up with me.
And it's a 50-50 chance my car will die part way there.

Damn shame. Well at least we have one shitposter still alive among us.
One of my friends said that too. You become used to it.
>cytube
Understandable, I might jump on IRC tomorrow or some shit if that's the case to PM you.

It's 2 vs 1. You know what to do.

I don't have a car so I'm pretty screwed on that department. We could take a bus. kek.

Those are the best type of drinking games

And its better than no licence so I would have to catch the evil horrible boss.

Luceil on IRC
And I am best at drunken shitposting!

Clearly my vodka-chan makes the vote 2-2

fuck
I get carsick just going to oamaru.

And the Captain tips us back to one up.

Ahhhh Smokes totes sides with me too.
3-3

I have the paitence of a saint so I can take it. If I don't I'll probably just read a VN or book on the way.

Then it's a draw. We both lose and since it's come down to a vote we win be default.

Clearly cat bras win by default

Nah m8. Clearly fox grils wins.

Fox girls bow before the might of cat bra

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Enough shitposting. I'm going to sleep. And it's not because I haven't got a witty comeback to that.

After tireless searching I haven't been able to find a catbra pic of Shizune.

I'm still here too

Not enough cat bra pics out there sadly.

Going too sleep now before I drink all my vodka night