Webm thread, e3 was shit edition

shit taste in webms

Jesus fucking christ my ps2 controller still works 10 years later.

more stream fails and retardation please

Can anybody give me a musical source on this one?

At least my post was vidya

I just like to hear this in loop.

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The Vive is already creating good fuckup videos. Imagine if that kind of technology sold at $250 like the Wii.

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I can't wait for the future.

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Hey cool, I posted that one.

This thumbnail was not named correctly, fuck

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I kekked

Nice job, user.

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pure faggotry

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That looks fucking awesome.

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This was shit
but not entirely inaccurate

And here i thought it was just another snuff/gore vid

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What? Never played anything Sonic, what it this supposed to be?

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I know a guy who voiced one of the characters in this

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Noice.
which character did he voice?

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I better be missing a crucial reason why your mp4 ain't shit.

this webm is insane. easily one of DSP's top ten moments but I never see it mentioned

Why are women so useless, they can't even defend their offspring.

Please tell me this is parody
They have to be sarcastic right?

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They're not instinctive protectors.

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I'm sorry user, but you better watch this, youtube.com/watch?v=BHT9HY0x9N8

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user this isnt anywhere near as spooky as the skeletons

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST user STOP IT

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eh i've seen worse
How about that one where all those bunny rabbits butcher a town
I think it was part of the Blood+ series or something

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AYYY LMAO

i know whose fault it is

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wasn't this movie very similiar to Alien?
Also do you happen to have the tree rape scene from that movie that i now cant remember the name of?

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what the fuck does stuffed zucchini have to do with anything?

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it's xtro. I don't remember tree rape, but here's a classic.

user, have you even bothered to watch the video all the way through?

The tree rape scene i was referring to is "House of the dead"? i think? i t was the first movie to featre ash who became chainsaw armed man hail to the king baby.
that alien lo'oks like the original animation they were going use use for "alien"
That crab walk to very similiar, but in alien they cut it out because it looked retarded

I really need to watch more alien/monster movies
Got any that you recommend

I down voted it immediately and stopped watching it
I watch it to the end now

twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/329292717735686144

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Shit's cool, yo

i can't tell if this is b8 or if you are legitimately this retarded

Evil Dead 1 had tree rape, I think.

You talking bout Evil Dead?

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when people collect all the chaos emeralds they can do crazy shit like how somic bcomes super sonic and can fly and turns gold and shit

Yep thats it
I've seen too many horror movies

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I don't understand but I laughed all the same

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Sauce?

10/10

I need to play MGQ.

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Evil Dead

Prequel to Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkenss

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at least crack this shit properly

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:^)
I didn't make it, just stole it from youtube. Had less than 50 views.

Ore ga Ojousama Gakkou ni "Shomin Sample" Toshite Gets♥Sareta Ken

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I'm glad you posted this as a webm and didnt link to their channel

No, why would anyone do something like that?

Are you just watching Pepper Ann and making webms out of it as you go along?

oh, it's all right, have some socks!

Warm socks always make me feel better.

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nice
is it so wrong to make webms on the go while watching?

Please refer to:

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Honestly never made it past the first or second episode of that after about 5 tries, mainly between how everyone looks extremely background-tier and the extreme cringiness of the protagonist. Does the story get better?

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Fucking niggers have no honor.

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And you are surprised?

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Disgusted.

Sauce

I coudlnt even get past the first episode
Still the butthurt of the people who liked the manga was audible
It was almost as good as that time Naruto and Sakura didn't get together I'm still depressed that karen wasn't the mother its still my head canon though

I always would've liked to see how the capra demon would fight if it were in Dark Souls 3

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Nah man just wondering since they all seemed to be in a similar episode range

akazukin cha cha

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So overwatch is a console game, what a surprise
its shit

Where did you learn about monstergirls from if not MGQ?

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Why would you post this "I'm not a nigger but I desperately want to be one" normalfag trash in this thread?

Danke, have some 90's loli

Kill yourselves.

ok

The anime does have a very well shot scene at the end.

But the manga is better.

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Also the series itself is about the struggles of a spineless kid learning to stand up for himself.

Dude actually got raped at one point.

This
Those videos are shit
SHIT

Degenerate, your kind will be first on the day of the rope

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The manga shorts that came before the Monster Musume manga.

Where is this from?

No way someone that huge of a whore actually exists.

here's some vidya user!

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Is that thing ever going to end? I remember growing bored of it when Toonami was still a thing, and I think its at least 500 episodes in now.

Decency and morality are outdated gothicisms that have only place in churchs and temples. -Donatien Alphonse François de Sade

Dunno,
but you severely underestimate how degenerate society is becoming this faggot is a prime example

His time is coming

Goddamn I miss the military.

wew edgelord

meant for

Napoleon's only mistake was not executing him.

I honestly don't see what's wrong with Marquis de Sade. Yes, he was a degenerate, but his parody on french aristocracy is pretty intresting to read.

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it's ok user although my post was pretty degenerate but was also just meant to get replies

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Fuck hell. I knew it was going to be a tranny.

I suppose he was too busy being the liberal cunt that enabled such degeneracy.

If you can't accept that his degeneracy helped out those faggot ass liberals, who in starting their faggot ass ideology in france, got the cancer to the rest of the world and led us to where we are today. Then riddle me this.

How about the fact that he was a sadist?

I triple fucking dog dare you to say that sadists are anything other than evil or demon possessed.

But know user i wasnt meaning toi reply to you
Dickgirls aren't degenerate in themselves
Transexuals on the other hand…

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faggot

This was actually Napoleon's fault. Everyone take him for this bad evil dictator but he was actually pretty progressive for his time.

Well demons don't tent to let themselves be seen as demons until they have what they want. If I was a being of pure evil I wouldn't like anyone to believe I'm a being of pure evil.

I would probably try to fool everyone into believing I'm a good guy, after all the bible says that demons are the masters of decievt.

I should make a Russia folder

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You wot?

Despite the title, the video was actually made by Australians and consisted of Australian actors

You don't seem that bad after all. Good on you for knowing the truth.

Games over user. There is no point in pretending that the porn that you posted isn't a trap.

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Wasn't this "prank" video fake as fuck?

I've heard unconfirmed reports that the guy behind the original video was arrested over it.

You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

Every prank video is fake as fuck

user, it's disgusting.

Don't be silly, user.

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you just couldn't play along, could you?

Liking pornstars is a self-punishing sin just like sloth and homosexuality.

I'm sorry

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What the fuck did I just watch

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user you misunderstood
Homosexuals and deviants aren't degenerate unless they try to spread their deviancy
Homosexuals are born via hormonal imbalance within the womb and cant be held at wrong because for something they were born with
Deviants on the other hand are corrupted, but as long as they dont try to spread their fetishes into mainstream they aren't a problem

To be a degenerate, one must degenerate society, which implies they act as a force to undermine and dissolve social and cultural structure, Destroying ethics and morals in attempt to undermine the fabric of society

Fetishists who like men and deviants with bizarre fetishes do not do this, they try to hide in dark corners of society, carefree and able to remain separate from society without degeneratng it

LBTQGFJDKJ+ and transsexuals (Otherkin as well( are actually trying to degenerate society, they are a device of the juden to try and conquer the goyim

Also i never said dickgirls aren't gaythey are, unless its a dickgirl on girl, then its ok, i just dont think they degrade society as much as people who actively try to such as transexuals or jews

Also trannies (as in crossdressers) aren't that degenerative as long as they dont try and get people to label them as the wrong gender

True degenerates actively try and degenerate society as a choice

Adam Sessler wraps things up before passing out. Not converting, kill me.

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Chinese kung fu exhibitions are fucking amazing

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Wonderful metaphors for sex, yeah?

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y-you too

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I mean I bet kung fu in real life would be worthless as a mean of self defense because you can't just carry a sword or a quarterstaff wherever you go but it looks like a good phisical exercise.

Homosexuality is caused by disbelief in the one true lord Jesus Christ.

Faggot.

FUCK THEM REEEEEEEEE
Skyrim degraded the gaming system, in no fucking way added anything to the industry
I FUCKING HATE HOW THEY RUINED DRAGONS
THE GUY COMPLETELY IGNORES THE WHOLE CLUSTERFUCK THAT WAS HOW MORROWIND WAS MADE
THE FAGGOT USES ALL THAT SUBJECTIVE FUCKING WORDING TO TRY AN AVOID EXPLAINING WHY IT ISNT SHIT

Homosexuality is a degenerate, disgusting fetish, nothing more. Fuck off faggot.

And a banana is different from a cucumber!

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what is an umbrella
what are arnis sticks
what is a branch laying around
you can pretty much use anything that resembles a stick and isn't fixed

Please do not post that obviously demon-possessed man ever again.

Delete him and let him be forgotten in hell.

user plz

Filthy Frank is really pushing things too far lately.

How does the Jewish/Muslim/Atheism religion exist if they're all gay?
Are there secretly uterus's inside a mans ass?
Are they reproducing assexually?

As long they dont get in my face about there homosexuality, they're not a problem
Bisexuals on the other hands are deviants/degenerates and belong on the cross

also does anyone here think dickgirl on girl is degenerate?

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You people have no excuse for your flawed beliefs when Holla Forums is just a click away. I refuse to believe that you have been here long and yet have not seen even an inkling of the truth.

Those heathens you're talking about do not believe in the lord Jesus Christ so you just answered your own dumb question you damn weeb.

This. Fuck you faggots who try to twist this degenerate shit into something acceptable.

I know you're just baiting but please rationalize Sodom and Gomorrah

Damn right

You must be one of those newer exodus faggots. You see, degenerates have always had their home here, even before Holla Forums. This is where the furfags took refuge. But if you are this easily triggered, you can always go back to 4/pol/.

I dont believe in jesus Christ and im not a homo
to be honest i've never read the bible
or gone to church
Still i believe Christianity is superior to almost all other religions and would gladly Deus Vult if it meant purging the degenerates from society

Stil;l i dont think it says anywhere in the bible that not believing in jesus causes homosexuality
You would think that would be a key point that is mentioned
Also, how was jesus born if his grandparents were gay?
were they somehow psychic and believed in his coming?

That reminds me, whatever happened to that fatpeoplehate migration? Did they all fuck off to Voat or whatever?

Probably. I think that was part of what caused all that Holla Forums shit storm, so I wouldn't be surprised.

Source?

I know you hate the bible and jesus because your parents made you go to church when all you wanted to do is play video games on sunday or watch the jew-tube, but you need to actually read it and know the history of the peoples written within it.

The jews back then had a covenant with god. This was before all the torah and talmud shit.
A little bit before they crucified Jesus, they lost the covenant rather permanently by worshipping satan even after they got punished twice for doing that (this caused the babylonian exile and egyptian enslavement the first two times).

I was here after Holla Forumsharbor happened, but its not like you'll believe me anyway.

We've staked a claim here and we'll fight for it you fag-lover.

You seem a little confused friend, the bible does state it. Romans 1:27-29

Homosexuality is warded off by God's grace.

This sermon might make things a bit more clearer for you friend.
youtube.com/watch?v=FnV0WnEkmqw

Than feel free to go back to that claim anytime.

just an ordinary day on Holla Forums

What a surprise

I also have no doubts that you were here after.

You first, fag-lover.

you better not be a protestant

This video is interesting.

But I am in my claim. Now post some vidya or go home, gamer girl.

hell awaits sinner

I'm Baptist.

Posting vidya for bumdriller here ,a prophecy of things to come for faggotkind.

That's better. I knew you would listen.

already there. Satan's a fun guy. Beelzebub is a bit of a dick though.

Notice how 1st mp4 dispalys a flag that says "God Bless Our Earth" and not "Bless our faggot friends" or "Praise our secular and not christian government".

I aint clicking on that nigger
Like i said before i'm not familiar with the bible
also can you tell me, if jesus said to not to make deals with demons, does that mean Solomon is in hell?
I mean supposedly he was a pretty good guy and i dont see why he should go to hell if he was such a wise king

That's nice.

and you cant see the connection between protestantism and atheism via you are the center of the world and you can interpret how you like

I know what you heathens and aposout here are saying about me behind your cheeto crumb crusted and dirty monitor.

Mark my words .

I don't know the truth about Solomon, but considering the wickedness that the kikes fell into, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was making deals with demons, it would only make even more sense considering that the kingdom of israel divided immediately after his death, with the north falling into satan worship and paganism.

Day of the noose never ever

>They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might
REPENT

???

Your disjointed sentence doesn't make any sense to me.

You're fucking fucked fucko. And not sexually.

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

catholicapologetics.info/apologetics/protestantism/sola.htm

theres a reason why protestant countries are majority atheist now

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I found your people. :^)

/r/ing RLM's no brand con webm

Haven't you watched the news recently? Or at least E3 ? Why do you think they all were wearing that fag ribbon for ?

Orlando was just the overture

It's happening

Looks like you're the one who was in the call with them.

The Catholic Church is a poisonous tree, they get too many things wrong and insert shit that they shouldn't put in.

Vid related is one of many condemnations of it, but go ahead and take your pic from another pastor if you don't like Anderson for some reason.

Heil kamerad.

It's just sad to see that Holla Forums would never have balls as big as those mudslimes.

:^)

Steve "Sweaty Balls" Balmer and macroshaft can lick the devil's dong for all I care.

I'm creating a local RWDS! Want to join? You better join fuccboi.

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All Xenos must be exterminated

he has an incredibly punchable face.

was meant for

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LYL

eh, i guess he is punchable

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what is song?

Wait how is racial profiling outside the grounds of discrimination a problem

243 - 87 =

243- 90 +3 =

153 + 3 = 156

I want this to be fake, but fuck me, it isn't, is it?

Beautiful.

this one

You sure seem to like talking about other Men's dicks. I guess your previous statements made your orientation obvious, no wonder you're so defensive about fag genocide.

My arms and fingers are fucking huge hunks of meats, just like my meat. My secret? Pulling on my huge 12 foot hunk of christian meat.

Oy vey, guess the usury and foreskin selling wasn't profitable enough.

Yao a best

Tamamo a bestest

I dont see why a betrayal of you by baby boomers/country is the fault of the human species

breddy gud

So, you admit that you are cancer.

You shouldn't call your fat gut "christian meat" just because you eat an Easter ham everyday.
And that ain't meat, that's fat. I'm not surprised you can type with such weak fingers since gravity is eager to help out with such sausage links you call digits.

Fucking inferior furry monster girls
The only good waifu monster girl is Ika

Do you have autism?

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I swear to fucking god, people won't fucking know how to do maths in their heads after this shit comes out. It will just be "Oh shit 192 - 121? Fuck, where's my list of numbers oh shit."

Meanwhile anyone who hasn't done common core can figure out that the answer is 71 pretty easily.

Fucking Commie Faggots

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I was referring more to the people who actually made the song, but yeah i can see where your coming from
Probably should have worded it better

WEW

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People are using the "At least, they are doing something!" defense.

Education needs more funding but all of the funding in the world would mean nothing if they waste it on this bullshit programs.

Lefties should admit that there is nothing that they can do about the Black and White grade gap.

Do you suck dicks?

Good on you, user, admitting your mistake. That shit doesn't happen often. In fact it's why SJW's and leftists continue to exist. Because they cannot admit that they're wrong or everything falls apart so they must charge ahead at full speed despite the consequences to themselves and others. Hell, I used to be a fucking lefty tool untill i realized that i was wrong, i admitted it to myself, and made myself a better person.

Because admitting that you're wrong is too hard to do nowadays.

See what i've written above.

sauce? it looks real neat

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How does anything we said contradict each other?

i was just saying that you admitted your wording wasn't that great, and I used that to reflect upon how rare it has become to admit that you are wrong, or that something you've done has been a mistake

Absolutely disgusting
Ika is superior in all aspects
How can you love your waifu if you post her with such shit music?

I thought you meant your previous post. My bad.

Why is it posting so shitty like that?
The sentence structure was completely different
Also i attached a fucking ika pic

This is what most female comedians are like

whats that bug one about?

404 File Not Found

What's the source of this?

Oedipus in theater?

Full performance.

45:20

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From the makers of Grow Home:
GROW UP

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source?

Red Letter Media has a sideshow called Previously Recorded (PreRec) with Rich Evans and AIDS Moby. I don't watch the show itself, so I can't tell you which episode it is. Probably the one that has Uncharted 4 in the title.

It's up on youtube.

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Thats like implying posting shit is better than not posting at all
Your waifu is trash and you should feel bad

you truly are trash if this is so
You have never truly lived unless you have waifued

I can gauge your autism just by your filenames. Please, leave.

What part of "i don't have a waifu" do you not understand?
Sorry if I not an autistic man child like you, faggot

Who wants some minigirls?
It's a four video set; please no bully mods.

Hotglue when?

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Still at voat last i checked.

What's the song? I remember hearing it somewhere long time ago.

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Source is Monstiongra vol.1 ~Pixies~

Sauce? I can swear that I recognize his voice from somewhere. Maybe something Dark Souls related?

is this funny to someone?
why this shit keeps getting posted?

Honestly how else am i going to sort through my pics for ika images?
Still naming pics isnt autistic
I bet you dont give your webms names either taking in account your shitty pic

user you might like to think I'm autistic but you are genuinely a retard
It only takes like 3 fucking seconds to come up with one and type it down

How long have you been posting here not to have some way of searching through your posting material?
Currently i've got several thousand pics and hundreds of webms and i've only been here since 2007

no
Its too much like paedophilia
I'm 90% sure i can arrested and sent to jail for 10 years for shit like this

I used the exact same names as the original files. Also they're pretty easily understood.
mongra01 - title
-1 - video number
imp - monster name
What are you, canadian?

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If the original file is a bunch of unrelated numbers copied by someone who decided not to name it, your doing something wrong
Its the equivalent of walking off a bridge because you saw someone else doing it

If a pic/webm already has a name it makes sense to keep it, but if its unnamed, not giving it one is idiotic

I meant the original file names used by Monstiongra vol.1 ~Pixies~. I just converted these videos from the source the other day.

Never mentioned anything about filenames nigglet.

You still have shit taste in semen demons, how about you stop being a pleb and get a real squid waifu?

Then you took the correct action
However in the case of that waifuless scum, no forgiveness
He is either a newfag or trash if he cant correctly search through his posting material

You fucking cancer
At least get the species of your waifu correct
Your kind will be first on the day of the rope

In all seriousness tone down the autism, you're trying to hard to fit in, no one cares about file naming and waifuism

For anyone wondering, he really does eat 100 hotdogs. I counted them all.

Says the degenerate waifuist. How about you go outside and get yourself an Aryan wife to make more white babies instead of being a degenerate :^)

You truly are disgusting
But seriously not naming your files or putting them in an appropriate folder is idiotic
I would seriously be unable to keep up with my avatar fagging if i didnt do that
Or post my webms

I am cursed user, my lineage is all german except for a Romanian that entered my bloodline 4 generations ago
I am in all aspects, 1/16th Romanian
Any child of mine will never be Aryan, even if i conceived with my German Wife
Alas My children will be all 1/64 romanian and therefore impure

wot

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There's a couple female comedians who can tell jokes that aren't blatant feminist propaganda, but they're still not as good as male comedians.

user you should just admit your a shitskin at this point
Atleast i dont have Negro in my veins faggot

Any advice on how to get a more efficient encoding of this?

Not only are you a fucking autistic weeb and retarded but you've drank the Holla Forums kool aid too. Stop posting anytime.

thats pretty impressive user, but you might be better off splitting it into 2 parts

I think we've confirmed your a shitskin at this point

no.

Remember that stock market crash back in September 2015 caused by the jews? Or maybe the borders closing in March 2016? Muh may may magic amirite?

I'm whiter then you'll ever be you mongrel, if you're so concerned about purity why don't you drown yourself in your bathtub? May as well do it right now before they come for you during the day of the rope.

Is it wrong that your webm gave me ar giggle?

meant for

try harder user

One of my favourite two best friends playthroughs
They're doing Nier at the moment so i will finally find out why people keeping spamming it as being legendary here

I don't get this meme.

being australian is suffering

Its related to how romania had an onset of mongolians that invaded it
People seem to think Gypsies are from romania, which implies romanians are gypsies
However Gypsy is actually a romanian term for them, and is treated with hate in romania
I.e Romanians hate gypsies

Gypsy's are supposedly slavic, However it should be known they share several similarities with indians such as the cast system and a few words

This hints that the Attractive group of Indians who are not castless are descendants of Gypsies, or That Gypsies are descendants of indians, despite not sharing many ethnic similarities

Personally i think Indians are descendants of gypsies, it makes much ,more sense with how they spread, being slavic and all

You are cancer

tbh user, i just post this to trigger 4cucks
The two best friends one isnt that bad
Honestly i thought you would be raging with how good the quality of the lullaby one was

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Perhaps my number one trigger

More Papi

I wanna play too

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Papi is a disgusting whore just like her mother in every way
She is an air-headed bimbo and any love given to her would be lost within moments due to her goldfish like memory

Ika on the other hand is clean and pure
Truly Ika is love

Papi is adorable,and a harpy

I got a thing for cute harpies

Mini-Ika is best Ika.

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I dont have many pics of harpies
this is the closest i've got

Truly my love has been doubled

Still cute,who is she though?

dunno
pretty sure its an original
Probably a he as well

Its difficult to tell anime characters apart when they dont have any sexually distinguishing features

Or maybe its just androgynous

Wouldn't doubt it could be a he,I'll go look around

also,have some OC
Its my brother

You live in a nice house

Thanks,I used to live there,I moved out awhile ago,to a shitty 3 room apartment

alice in wonderland 1988

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does anyone have the webm/gif of big boss being sad in his helicopter?

Thanks for reminding me how trash the English voice acting is.

How did i not know this existed?

So you faggots forgot about the part where he abducted, raped and tortured children to death?

Was that fucking Ubisoft again?

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WHAT ANIMEEEE

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I'd bully the fuck out of that faggot.

/r/ing one of the "At Least You're Not Anthony Burch" webbums

People who get so enraged about dieing in such an easy game shouldn't be playing video games

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Made me chuckle

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I can never understand people who claim controllers are better at games
I've seen them work better for sidescrollers and fighting games, but in all other genres they are inferior

I don't understand the lyrics, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that music fits

Who's making these?

Sauce? I have to know if it's real or not.

Dont have one user
Let me know if you find one

Roma and Romanians are essentially the same thing
Its similiar to how the Indians Dont like to associate themselves with the casteless, one is just better looking because they dont live on the shit covered streets that cover 99% of the country

Roma and Romanians are exactly the same in all aspects except one is called Roma and the other Romanians and as a result the Roma are cast out of society like the castless

I wish the Romanians would learn to be more tolerant

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Everyone abandon Thread
We've hit the bump limit and theres already a new thread up

lol I actually know the guy who originally made that .gif. Its pretty good that it actually became popular for them to add it into Doom 4. It is a damn shame that he is a furry degenerate.

Like, who actually edited them? Don't know. I Converted them to webm, though.

Education doesn't need more funding though. Education is a fatass cow that wastes shitloads of money on the dumbest shit imaginable. Every kid needs an iPad and even if you already have a closet full of supplies, you've got to order another closet full lest you lose your funding that you're not using for anything but closets full of pencils no one uses anyways. Vicious cycle. The teachers don't get paid anymore, and most of them don't deserve to, frankly. Everyone always says "it's so hard to find teachers", but if it was, they wouldn't make such shitty wages, because everyone wants to be a teacher it seems like. If it were just people who really had a passion for teaching, demand and supply would balance and they could get paid more out of the budget. As is, they're usually flooded with people who can't do looking for a temp position.

The budget for my education was whatever my parents could scrape up to buy old textbooks to homeschool me with, and before anyone says:
Bear in mind that they mostly just told me "go read the lesson, do the problems, and hand it in for grading", with the result that I actually had to learn to read and focus on boring things, could work at my own pace instead of waiting for a classroom, and overall got a much better education. Plus I didn't have to take fucking social studies. Normally I'd agree about the risks of crazies raising and educating their kids, and there are a lot of shitty deadbeat parents out there, but at this juncture I recommend everyone who isn't Holla Forums or Tumblr levels of crazy homeschool any kids you have so long as you can ensure they actually do the work while you're away (since everyone seems to think it's impossible to have a single-income family, like mine was).

Take it from an outsider, where crazy is concerned public schooling hasn't very far to fall.